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# Gordon June Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Wood?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# No, it's just the way I'm sitting
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# BULSA!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# haha-she's a hottie
but i must resist her fiscal projections
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Nice blouse, too.
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I'm bored, so have a quick face-swap.


Be thankful none of them have tits this time.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# They just *are* tits instead, eh?
nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hmm, that gives me some dubious inspiration...
*goes off to find a misc. model*
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# all i can see is Rowan Atkinson and Jeremy Irons.
what have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Jeremy Irons needs to go on a diet
he's not looking too good
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# what does one to eat to become a gnops?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# grapes?
sour ones
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# breadsticks.
Using your eyebrows and bottom lip to chew them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Rowan Atkinson ftw!


TJ: in other news, I've upset a man twice my age and he hasn't got the balls to confront me. Preferring to skuttle off and speak with my second in command! I'm quite pleased I have that sort of power. :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# how and why?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I kept "having a go" at him
When, in actual fact, I kept correcting him because he never listened and didn't do anything right. When I told him to do something for the umpteenth time yesterday he got all stroppy and now he wants to leave.

Aw, do you mean I don't have to tell you to do things ten times a day anymore? How will I ever go on(!?)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# do what i do...
write it down and point at it everything :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# That might have worked
He was always reading when I was trying to tell him something.

He'd insist he was listening and then ask someone else what I was talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i remember when i was 22 , vaguely
i was rather non-confrontational when it came to dealing with young folk, i was always afraid they'd pee their pants or something
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Ah
young'uns have to learn somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# that's part of the fun
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# strange how they both now look like mr bean :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# haha thankyou
for sparing us
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Is that Mr Bean on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# no - he's a member of the labour party!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# come on
that's political satire at it's best!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# very good - Alisair Brown looks rather good.
In other news... I've wandered on to the News of the World website... it's not very good, but I did find this - www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article5651.ece

I like the caption under the photograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"Here - read this while the world collapses."

"What? Don't be stupi- ooo ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# yeah
In other news someone was at Oxford and now they're a hooker! John Snow has more...

ha ha ha - being a hooker is summing I love (because she used to be a maths student!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# The 'Must-have' for Special Forces...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# er....
it's very good


but what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# It's a form of automatic hand weapon used for varying degrees of maiming up to (and including) causing death..
... But that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# arf
are you stalking me in lurker mode?


hehe


noon chap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# 'noon fella :)
I'm just randomly lurking today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# But doing it with style, Archie...
always doing it with style.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# well, bless you for saying so, fella
I'm going to go and sit back over here...

...over macho grande
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# RIS
Crispies :(

Don't know much bout teh guns
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# does it fire
dum-dums?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# flid gun?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# It's a thalidomide joke, Jim, but not as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# :D
now that it's been explained to me I find this funny.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
TJ: Somehow, it doesn't surprise me in the least... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7669625.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I
am ashamed but, couldn't help it, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# good good
angle/spangle whatever y'call 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# He doesn't look a thing like Jesus ...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# but he talks like a gentleman
top hole! what ho! toodle pip! etc
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Damn you Speedy Gonzalez ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I've always enjoyed the phrase "top hole"
Because I think it's synonymous with "stick it in her mouth"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# i think you mean 'front top bottom'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Top hole old chum - top hole!"

"Help me! Help me!"

"No, chum! I said TOP HOLE! Stops 'em screaming, don't you know."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Exactly!
Someone doling out advice at a victorian orgy!

Like Mr Chesterton
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# lol -i rather was
hoping for some hot action
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# they do though don't they though
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# i'm not putting monstrinhozinho near an annoyed kinappees teeth
again
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Does he talk like a gentleman though?
I like this muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# but he feels like a woman
... very atmospheric... as has become your style.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# That's
very nice, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Another corker, sir
duly *enclickened*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# yee haw
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# loveliness :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Baaaaa!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Nice galloping action!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Thank you
although I have no idea how a sheep actually runs
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# lovely action
very woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Lovely!
The kid's expression is perfect...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# haha
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Yeeeee Haaaaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# this is more sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# it's the undulating buttocks

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# thexeh tiem
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha
that's quite terrifyingly wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hahhahahahahahha!
Top stuff! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# New mascot unveiled...

Haven't posted in ages, been taking a b3ta sabbatical. Now have new computer and some spare time, so here I go again.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
what's your now compoootle like?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ooo, it's luvverly
quadcore, 4Gb RAM, 21 inch widescreen. At long last...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# mmmm
satisfying
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# yup
now I can waste time much more efficiently.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# British Balldog
Mr Brown shows that Britain still has the balls.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# high brow?


(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Like it alot!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Looks like he has burnt his fingers
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I despise domino's pizzas
... how can you get pizzas wrong?

Anyway - that's woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# because
they're too busy making 'theme' pizzas to advertise constantly that they forget how to make basic things well.



/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# they tend to have all the things normal pizzas have
but they just make me want to not eat them some how.

yuck yuck yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *boke
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdLH9cdnD5U (domino's oreo cookie pizza)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Gwen Stefani is so happy she could...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Sheehan!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# source?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I dunno, just google it
They're hardly hidden away...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# here
images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/88/37/23043788.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ha
I've just realised I'm not sure how much I trust you...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# :D
wise.

(edit: captain wow, insulting her favourite people since 1984. I'm actually going for that cigarette now).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# super quick toker
you demolished that ciggie in no time flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I haven't been yet
I'm going now though...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# It's SFW
just slightly sexist and bitchy.

but accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# *clicks*
AHA

Yes, agreement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I thought you might :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I'm very predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
pretty much!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# eggselant
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I must say she has the weirdest nips
NSFW
images.celebset.net/pics/G/Gwen%20Stefani200661712515051680.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I doubt I'll be wanking over that at work
or at home.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I know, it's tough to know where to start.
I got surprisingly few results from my search.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ooooOOOOOooooh
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# i gots to stop clicking google links
it keeps putting the moderate safe search on
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# 'an't she got big 'ands?
I once heard in a song that her shit is bananas, bee ay en ay en ay es... I'm not sure what it means, but it might be an incite into her diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
she must eat a lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# well
they do have a lot of potassium in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Maybe she's using a bit of artistic licence then...
My shit has lots of potassium in it, P-O-T-A-S-S-I-U-M...

Would make a better song, in my opinion, but it probably wouldn't sell as well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# like that guy from the Grunidan
who re-rote the Katie Melluyauragh song about bikes so that it was scientifically more sound... and she recorded his words.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
#
www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/sep/30/highereducation.uk

We are 13.7 billion light-years from
the edge of the observable universe,
That's a good estimate with
well-defined error bars,
Scientists say it's true, but
acknowledge that it may be refined,
And with the available information, I predict that I will always be
with you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# That Katie Melua's a good sport then, what oh!
I'd have called him a pedantic twat and snapped his legs like twigs...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Facts and science are not the same as pedantry.
You would be unable to snap "his legs like twigs" for example, as twigs are made of wood, while legs are made of bone, muscle, tendons, ligaments and skin, which not only makes them more difficult to break, but ensures that when they break, they do not break like twigs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# kurleecks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Pffft!
I stand corrected!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
I prefer the new version. Much better than the shite she managed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# She does do a rather fine version of
'Just Like Heaven', it has to be said.

shit, I admitted that out loud....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I don't know any of her music
I just thought the quoted lyrics were hideous.

You totally uncool loser Melua fan, you.

She's rather sexy, in a lolita-ish way.

hmm, I appear to have said that out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# OH HAI!!! IT'S ME AGAIN
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Mum's little angel
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Shitteky Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# give it a kiss
I dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *does*
*gets arrested for paedoing monsters*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# bad, bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww
biiig smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# cute huh!?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I think so.
He looks ever so cheerful and pleased to see people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# that's just his
colt .45
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Who do you want to be, Paul or Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Paul?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Isn't the taller one called Paul?
The comparitively handsome one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# what are you trying to say?
that I couldn't pass as a Paul?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# You're worse than most women
you used a question mark, I thought you may be questioning there even BEING a Paul Chuckle.

I'm going for a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :D
you inferred that I am not good looking enough to pretend to be Barry Chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ah right - no - sorry
I get you now.

I didn't really understand what you meant when you asked if I wanted to be Barry or Paul, so I was cautiously putting Paul forwards as an idea all the while not certain what I was actually letting myself in for.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Worse than a woman indeed?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# i thought barry was the tall one
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Barry!


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I think he looks like a pencil sharpener
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I think YOU look like a pencil sharpner
there, I said it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I sense some tension between us
c'mon spit it out, whutup?*rubs back, neck and shoulders of UnderCover*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# nope - no tension at all between us
although the shoulder rub is nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# me too
my woman doesn't rub my shoulders very often. let us be rub brothers for life
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# *agrees*
I politely asked my lady to stop rubbing my shoulders... she's not strong enough and it just tickles.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# A happy pencil sharpener.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hey, yo spikeyfannyface.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *makes large order to black&decker of shitloads of hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I didn't do the feet
just the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hehehe
Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# pfft
did you make that kid creepier? I'm feeling uneasy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Only the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good.

Nice face action.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# are children supposed to be that shape?
... I mean - aside from the face and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# He is a sumo baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I'm just not convinced that infants
should have a cup size...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# oh good god!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# how's the work been going sweetpea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# not too bad Darling
I think I'm catching up
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# cootchie coo
is it safe to tickle ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# do not let him suck your finger
this may be considered an official warning
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# lamptastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# kill it with some bricks
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# he really got a cheerfull personality
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I don't care
he must DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Lampreyface!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# This one wants to give it a kiss..
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# they could be sisters
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Obviously he didn't listen to his parents when they told him not to pull silly faces incase the wind changes....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
*makes stupid sniffling sounds while hiding from co-workers behind his screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Jesus Fuck
I'll be sending my psychiatry bill to you.

Great pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# has someone
come in his eye?
i blame Gadd
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# both the dentists and McDonalds are gonna make a fortune out of him over the years.
Infact, it looks like McDonalds already have....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# CRIKEY MOSES
FIREBOMB THE FUCKING THING

Woo! Great pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# thnx!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# OoOOoOO
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# WooOoOOo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# YAY
this makes me feel good... also I haven't looked at your web work in AGES... so now you don't have to kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# There's
not much there at the moment to be honest, I sort of slipped out of doing stuff. So I'm getting back onto that particular horse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Good
you should do.

You feeling any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# lovely
smashing stuff


nice to see you posting again
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# o0o000o0
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *pushes head*
*washes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] save money - buy cheap shoes?


Stylish, and one size fits all.

Click for bigger (91KB)
(in-knock-you-us, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# But???.......they are not shoes
they are "pattens"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# patterns
I think you mean 'Pattens' but they're not, because they lack heels, I think.
(in-knock-you-us, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ninja edit-tastic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# whoops
"can't read" - that's my middle name
(in-knock-you-us, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Expensive shoes are the best things in the world.
Because they're pretty and they make people really angry for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I don't like you standing on my bollocks with your stillettos,
that's why I get angry.

It's got nothing to do with the price of the shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# come on
to crush you in cheap shoes would be an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# that's true.
carry on.

*braces*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# But that's what you get for sitting on the dance floor
with your flobbies out
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ^ wisdom, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# nonsense
I can't dance.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# No, I meant more along the sage advice
of absenting one's flobbies for dance-floors and other related areas of hi-jinx, japery, and spaces dedicated to the having of the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I know.
I was saying that I'm rarely in these places anyway. But if I happened to be there with the Capt, I dare say my flobbies would be out. I would be trying to keep them away from spiked heels though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I've said it before,
You're a wise man, sir. Can't fault you on that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Actually he'd prolly like a flood :(


for Ttssattsr
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Oh for fuck sake, is it...
oh it IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# one does one's best ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Oh fuck. I love this one even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# your profile page is mega
*wants
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Thaaanks. I started another big Paint picture like that, but never finished it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# We like flooding, we do.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yep we do
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# quite so.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# oh it appears my timing was poor...
hmph
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Not at all!
more serendipitous, I'd like to think.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# eeuugghch!
snorkellin's off for the day then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# indeed we do
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Bless you, sir.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# it was extremely quick and dirty and fairly long ago,
but moderately pleasing.

Also, lack of bridge. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ahh, no worries
Here's a bridge for ya:



(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# wahey
lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# oooh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# nnnnnnom!
*giggle
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahahaha!!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hahhaha, that is utterly outstandingly brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
he's a teh young hopstart
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# heh
that's a keeper :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Pfft!
DOBBER!

EDIT: HA HA HA! The fishing one and the last one had me in stitches!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Bastard bastard bastard dripping fart biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Cunt diarrhea bender,
MATT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
#
yes, cock-wielding binge magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# My nut wagon says hi.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# fcukin'hahaha
strueth
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# HEAD-DOBBER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# If they're on b3ta, they'll have blended in well...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# This looks like a job for.......
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hohoho
full house!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# no hummus today then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# i love the one where glasses closes dobber's mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# They are all awesome IMO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# don't you realise how famous i am on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# yes
can you use your devine powers to make the mongs re-appear? :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# no
but i can make this happen
pown.it/2319
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# soz
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hellfrog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# As long as you've got your hellfrog
That's the thing ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# then what?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Then
We go on sexy killing deathwish funtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ooooOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooo
Please add to calender!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Nooooo!
I shall save him (and his lottery ticket)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# he spent it on a trip to Hawaii during volcano season
silly toad
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *Calls International Rescue*
"Virgil, we'll need the Toad / Volcano equipment in Pod 3"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Frog"spawn"of satan?
Spawn on Saturn?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# the PORN of Satan
.. think on THAT little play on words for a while my friend...

Chew on THAT tasty little lick...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Thinks..........
...wanders off with a bemused look and without his trousers (again)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *moves into trousers*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# All fear teh Apocalypse Toad!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ha! i like
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# What?
In other news, I have home made Norwegian apple cake and home made custard!

What are you all eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I have just finished masticating a nutrigrain bar
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Bah!
Needs more fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *goes out and buys a bag of pork scratchings to wash it down with*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Braw!
You should also heat up some lard for fluid refreshment!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# That was my old party trick, that was.
'Drink' a pint glass full of Pork Scratchings.

No, don't look at me like that, it was!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You filthy spacktard you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Well, there's more than a grain of truth in that, sir
So, fair enough. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah. I know.
Not quite as 'manly' as the other gem: Drink a normal-size bottle of Tabasco down in one.

I've dined out for free many a time on that one. :D

...and this one I can still do....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Maltesers
from a line on my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Did you snort them?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# no
I nommed them right the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Beezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Norwegian apple cake and home made custard
...If I can jemmy this lock on the your bathroom window
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I WIN! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# and?
What would you do if you could jemmy this lock on his bathroom window?

*baits breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Why sneak in and steal aforesaid pudding and sauce
pausing only to leave my trademark monogrammed thong at the scene......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# And you wonder why you didn't get the gig as the Milk Tray man
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# That, and my allergy to black velevt cat burglar suits
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I'm am not eating anything now, but earlier, I did eat a "Carrot Passion Cake" with almost absurd amounts of buttercream on it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Sounds like my passion cake
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# The Passion of the cake?
*needs more whipping [cream]
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# There's certainly a lot of passion when I make my cake
usually after the bearded wife has a bite of the cake and then says "You. Bedroom. Now!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# 0.0
You might try a pinch less powdered tiger penis in your Viagra sponge mix in future!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Oooh!
Sounds nice.

I made my custard a little too sweet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I moved on from buying cheesecake everyday in an attempt to curm my now legendary sugar intake,
only to have found the delights of carrot passion cake...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I had Sudanese stuff
and mint tea with a friend I haven't seen in a while.

It was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Beezer!
And what is Sudanese food like?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# this was:
falafel and baba ganush and marinated aubergine and feta cheese and chili sauce and yoghurt sauce and salad and wraps and humus and things.

Nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Sounds proper nom!
I want to try Sudanese food!

Was this place in London per chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# nope Edinburgers
but I'm sure they have them in London village

... I would bet on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# There's a great Ethiopian/Mid-African joint up in my neck of the woods.
Fantastic grub - gaz me for details.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Birthday Cake
of course!
^-^
Day of gleeness :D
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hey,
I meant to wish you a happy birthday last night!

Happy Birthday! And condolences on no longer being a young person ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# well done
remember to arsehole a bottle of absinthe tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Does it work better
from that end????
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# nothing
my tummy is poorly after putting half a bottle of econa jamaican hot sauce on my pizza last night
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I have no sympathy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# he's a toad in a whole
lotta trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Winner!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# is it his fault we don't have any banks any more
... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# He seams hot!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Arf!
What has happened to noobmaster?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He's been around
just not as much.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Shame.
He was wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# haha
you got me ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# This is the best thing I've ever seen.
MOAR BOLLOX FROG PLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Alister Darling expresses surprise at the latest financial news
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I wish I had pure white hair
and jet black eyebrows...

I'd make you all call me the Silver Fox... or the Silver Stallion

Man that'd be sweeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I used to work with a fella who had that setup!
He was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I'm awesome too
but no one realises quite how awesome because of my normal hair and eyebrow pigmentation...

DAMN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# "Congratulations Dr Meacham, you have successfully built an interocitor!"
no one else watch 50's B Movies?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
#
Sorry, mate - I'm ris-ing like a loon here. Gi' us a clue?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# "This Island Earth"
CLASSIC film :D

edit: the pic reminded me of this: www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews24/a%20this%20island%20earth%20Faith%20Domergue/sub%20this%20island%20earth%20THIS_ISLAND_EARTH-4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I do!
I tried building one of those with a corn flakes packet when I was a kid :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# looks like Chris Crudelli
from Mind, Body & Kick Ass Moves
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ant McPartlin
with hair
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# that's what'll happen when he hears:
"actually Darling the economy isn't totally fecked, well done!"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# yay
never has so much surprise been expressed by so few brows....a record
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I WISH I WAS DEAD AND YOU WERE IN MY COFFIN


THEY'D BE CRYING OVER US BUT INSIDE WE'D BE LAUGHING
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Needs more balloons
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# and cake
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# and pixels
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# perv!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# pixels?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# OH SNAP!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I find this vanashingly unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# That's because you think
his blood's green . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm a very simple man
I don't have the mental imaging capacities to comprehend the truth!

*double high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# too many pixels here
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# NEVER! FECKING! SATISFIED!
NEVAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Sexiness can be deadly
Tits especially
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# What was wrong with the Geisha in the sewer?
I liked that one. It was nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# That one SUCKED
It SUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It was nice though.
It looked like there might be a developing story from it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ...
was hoping for a fight with sharks where the geisha beats the shit out of them only using her razor sharp fan
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# emo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Monty you look like 'the dude' and/or 'jesus'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Could you bless my b3ta profile, my white russian and my carpet?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Defintely 'the dude'.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I think that THIS
is one of my worst nightmares...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I've even considered traing hard at the 3" punch
so that I could escape being buried alive a la B Kiddo in Kill Bill II - the search for more money.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# you'll all be sorry when I've perfected teh 3" punch
THEN you'll talk to me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I've perfected the 3" penis
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# well -- okay
I suppose that's a start.

you can put it away now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ?oh
I thought he already had!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# all 'tings
come to those who wait

*feels philosophical wave approaching*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# geddit?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Not as often as I'd like.
But thanks for asking.

Oh, and *SPANG* for you, sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Please collect a spang from the table by the door
...(like the ear wifggle action)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Buh?
*checks filename*

Ahhh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Haha

Ver' good.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# blimey
that's actually pretty fearsome
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# !! Imagine that crapping on your windscreen!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# imagine trying to milk it
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Well, not I have a problem with this
not I have a problem with thisI can see that you've called your cow-owl Simon but where's the reference to it being a smug insufferable ARSEHOLE!!? C];0) Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# So, you like him / you don't like him?
I'm getting mixed messages from you on this one, Dave.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I like you more . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Awww, you sweetie
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# i am trying to
even whilst laughing i may still require guidance
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Dont forget to breathe, very important...
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# oh, hell yeah! OUTSTANDING!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Why, thankyou good sir!
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I NEED THIS ON A T-SHIRT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# that's great
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *whacks off*
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh...if you insist
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Less of this smut around here please
Mr. Miyagi is watching
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Testing a theory

www.b3ta.com/board/8832373
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Then stop it this instant
you should not be allowed around horses, if that's what you are doing....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I'm still not convinced.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Holy Jeezus!
This is a product of my nightmares*

*no pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I guess I asked for that.
fair call.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# One of the best scenes from a crappy movie
...EVAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# fake
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# \o/
What??
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I'm testing the tensile strength of water at 99 degrees centegrade using courgettes and dental floss.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Sounds technical!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# needs more sarah jessica parker
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)

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