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# barney the smitey knighty :]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha
awesome wookie!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *luvs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Sackboy!
My copy was dispatched earlier :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# have they de-racisted it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# they patched it so the song is now an instrumental
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# All this confuses me.
Please inform me so that I can be outraged!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# LBP, had an audio track which included bits of the Koran
sung in song... apparently this is disrespectful and so should be avoided... so (as far as I know) they had to retract the disks and delay the release.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ah,
is that the Little Big Planet malarkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# it will have to wait until next month for me I'm afraid
... I spent the money I had put aside for it on an NSLU2 to that I can set up some NAS for my musics files.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *still waiting for that email* :)

can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# it looks bloody fantastic :)
Might even dislodge Mario Galaxy as my fave platformer.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# haha!
he very sensibly carries a rape alarm and his mace in case of attack.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Seams? What hat seams?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I are full of the cutes now
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# yoinks!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# bleurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# TRIPLE FEARS
Eraserbaby.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Barack Omama


I know, it's bad :D.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I don't want this one
It's clearly second-hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# With apologies to Baron Samedi



/slinks out the back door....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# :(
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# HOLY SHARK BALLS, ROBERT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# YOU HAVE BROKE THE INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# SERIOUS BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# what you need is a laptop
which is also a breville toasty machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# NYOM NYOM
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ... it connects wirelessly to the internet
and embosses your cheese and pickle toasty with an inverted upside down image of the front page of The Metro as seen from a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Ah, well why didn't you say!
*buys eleventytwo*
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I can't help feeling there will be health and safety issues...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I shouldn't tell you about the lazer printer which self harms
and prints onto fire lighters with potassium... while smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# or the 21" nihilist LCD monitor
which is also a racist but is secretly kind to animals and gives all of your money to charity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# or the office chair which constantly performs an ultrascan
of your ass so it can tell YOU when you need to go to the toilet. it informs you by updating your twitter feed and facebook status every 8 minutes with the state of your bowel.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# or the keyboard which tires to give you what you google for
as long as you google for 'how can I contract Hepatitis B?'

It also logs on to your twitter feed and insinuates that you have romantic inclinations towards dead childhood pets
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *buys twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I think that possibly the best idea I've ever had
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I like how you incorporate twitter feeds in most of your ideas

Personally, I believe that twitter embodies what is wrong with modern time internets.

/discuss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# me too
hence trying to trivialise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Snacktop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
iBreville Pro
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# THIS IS THE END PEOPLE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# that's
torn it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# It's ok
I've got it cached
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# can you do me a favour and print it off
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I tried printing
off the internet once, but ran out of toner on the b's...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# lol....so sorry to hear about your internets
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Dalai bama
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Arf!
Have a related pea :D

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# whaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# he has THREE ears!!!!!
hahahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ah... the famous
'third ear' of the enlightened one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Arch arch arch, hahaha. Shit, missed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Aherm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# He Loves it.



(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Sure does
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# lol spang
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahahah *office snorts*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha!
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I see what you've done there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Yes
Tongue twister
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I endorse this image!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# haha!
I am, and always will be, your president....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Cutting some shapes
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# hahahahahahah! Walken is the greatest :D top anim *click*
sorry for the TJ, but: waddaya all think of this for a compo: www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post293589
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Got my vote, guv.
\o/ Great Idea.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# cheers, good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# it's different I'll give you that :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *teams up*
Wanna photo my gappy smile and put it onna cute burdee?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I've suggested this before
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post149901
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# blimey... great minds and all that :D
dammit, only a few weeks ago I suggested "draw a fellow b3tan" but H-Toast had already posted that one too... I've really got to read though the whole thing so I don't duplicate :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It would be "interesting" I will give you that
but not good for self esteem when you find that everyone else has picked a partner...but not you.... :( and once again you find yourself left on the shelf of life....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# It'll be like gym class all over again.
Let's do it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I wager there'll be a few of us stuck in that little category.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *sobs*
I was hoping you'd pick me.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I was thinking I'd probably miss the boat with all the people I like...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *curls up in foetal ball*
/must book more therapy blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Hmm? Have I mucked up again?
I am no bloody good at Mondays.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# What about misanthropes?
Who live in Wales and talk to cats eh?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# i'll be your friend
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# :D
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Oh that's just fucking great.
It's like sports day all over again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# you could always set up a second accou..... err, no maybe not :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# ha ha watch the number of "new members" skyrocket overnight... :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# WALKEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# fuckin' 'ell! that's all kinds of awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Please, for the love of all that is holy
stop being so bloody talented! It makes the rest of us look like wanking gibbons.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# That's a strange thing to say.
especially as many of you would be wanking gibbons even if I had no arms and drew crap with a head dobber ;)

Thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I wanked like a frenzied gibbon this morning
which would have been OK if I hadn't been doing a clinic at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Thats aces
now shop John McCain with a watch up his ass, Vietnam style
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# but nobody likes me
and i'd have to play on my own again, i was always the last to get picked at school for anything and now it looks like it would all happen over again. do you think i'd be doing this if i didn't already have confidence and self esteem issues, do you ???
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I'd work with you.
I doubt that too many other fuckers would have me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# i'm saying i'm desperate, not fucking mad :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *stifles laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# haha
you pair of front bums.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I await with glee when they pick this VERY POPULAR image challenge on wednesday
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post274135

/what's that? holding my breath? I don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# It has to be done
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I'm sick of clicking that.
I'm beginning to wonder who actually makes the decisions around here these days. because it ain't the right folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I kinda understand why maybe it hasn't been chosen,
recent times have seen the Prince/Branson escapades, so it could be fear of perhaps going 'too far' with this idea.
I can understand rob et al maybe not want to court controversy or potential legal action, but I wish someone would say rather than
just ignore it because, as you say, it looks like popular votes, voted for by us just aren't getting picked
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'm waiting for one of the tabloid rags to start stealing the election images
for an "internet special"...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Maybe a deal has already
been struck with the evil Dacre empire and we are just his pawns...

/unfounded conspiracy blog
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahaha...oooohhhh...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yes, I like that...
a sort of b3ta doubles tournament.

*dons tennis whites and sips pimms *
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Woo!
Me 'n' JJ?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# me or JJ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Either/Or
It's monday after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# oh come now.
even I can make JJ look good.

Click for bigger (50 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# When did JJ draw a redex?
C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# and the b3ta uploader can
make me look bad.

7 uploads and it still produces the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# wow!!!!!!
this gives me a great idea for a photoshoot!!!!!
(angriestangel, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Been done. Thousands of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# yeah but..
half the fun is in doing the shoot, not just the resulting images!!!

*floats in a mug of espresso*
(eight, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Yeah, you've never done a five hour one then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# depends on whether
you are the model or the photographer

edit: hang on.. this implies... there are pictures!!!! =-0
(eight, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Pick me! pick me!
Ill have to develop schizophrenia to participate
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# a good idea
but I think I would be the wheezy kid on the end that no-one picks :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# whoa! cut a rug!
It'll be in ribbons soon at that rate...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Party on Down!

For added Prodigy click here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbI3Iwgj4x4

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I love this :D
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# woo to both posts
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Nice!
Liking the social comment there
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Showbama
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# There's no bama
like showbama!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# the showbama must go on!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# at the Copa, CopaObama
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Whoa, Black Betty
Obamalam
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Obama, bama, bama, bama...
bama chameleon...

/tenious
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Oooooooooooobahaamaaaaaa
I hunger for your touch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Woss's Wvenge!
Clown's to the Left of me, Jokers to the Wight..

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# nicely
*edit*

Very
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
have a pea in return

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Pfffft
I hate the fact that people are speaking up for him now, and that they hope he'll bounce back and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Me too
The others involved have had the decency to "fall on their swords" and resign - I wish he'd do the same.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# This.
I'd lend him the sword.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I hate the fact some people speak at all
To be dismissed by a prudish BBC will do nothing to harm the man's career.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# He needs to grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# and this from a 16 year old, Y'HEAR THAT ROSSY??
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I don't want to appear to
be speaking up for him but I suppose it's unavoidable'

I like ross, in the main. He's witty, a bit geeky, likes the things I like. He's a bit crude at times and for a TV personality in the 'mainstream' he ought to have more consideration for the things he says but sadly I believe he has the sort of mouth that works whilst totally disengaged from the brain.
Bounce back? What from. It's not going to dent his earning potential in the slightest.
Resign? He could have done but again, it would have been a fruitless excersise given the amount of people who would have been baying for his services . ( We'd all be fucking up if we could breech our contracts, resign ad broker a better deal elsewhere )
Yeah he's been a prick ( and he has no-one else to blame. He set this whole thing off. ) but it's not going to haunt anyone that at the end of the day he was a bit schoolboyish in announcing that his mate had fucked some tramp who happened to have a famous grandfather. ( to the grandfather of course. That's a bit ripe, but I did worse as a kid )

The stuff that followed was terrible and childish and would have gotten anyone the sack ( or the option to resign ) except Ross. He is the beebs biggest asset and I can quite believe that there would be an excuse and a fix if he were seen fucking the queen up the wrong-un live on Saturday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ^^aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll of this^^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Well Said Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I agree,
but he still needs to grow up ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Agreed
but this is why kids today are growing up with a f*** you attitude.

They see pr**ks like Ross etc get away with things and think it's ok to do it themselves.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Yeah, I guess...
He's into his films and likes trash culture, and he's quite good with fans, I've heard. He's just so arrogant and ubiquitous that I've got a pretty low tolerance of his antics. We're stuck with him, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Attention Mr Ross:
Bloody hell!

If b3tards are suggesting you grow up, that you went too far and so on... I'd take notice.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I agree with everything except
"I like ross", and thereafter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha, excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Surely...
...Scwabble?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Yep!
as soon as I'd done it I thought that, but couldn't be bothered to change it :(
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Bearmeat Obama
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Read that as
Beermat and then got confused...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# It's all rather confusing as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Silly Donkey
Presidential candidate is not delicious salmon!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Arch
run's crying to Cat face's house
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# off the b3tan track now with teh roonies
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Lovely couple!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# fcukin'beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Sophie Ellis Bextor
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# unshopped pics etc etc etc
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# im drunker than i thought
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I thought it impossible to make her less attractive
Well done!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# i gonna adblock that
its doing my head in, how did you work on it?

nice work
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Ow!

This makes my eyes hurt as much as those pics with the second row of eyes above the regular ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Awww
Can we keep him mommy?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Like this, but then again, not.
This one doesn't do me in. I guess it's the nose.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# hahah! wasn't that in the original series of Battlestar Galactica?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Oh yeah, I think I remember her
singer in the casino where everyone won loads until they got into the lift...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# that would be exactly it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *invents trebleoculars*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# not something to be viewed
when hungover
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# now we can
hate even more of her!! excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Vote Rep... Vote Rep... Vote Rep... Vote Republican!


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ARF!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Pfffft
"Bullshit" more like..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# zing!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ra
tataa
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *summons grey kid*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *barely suppressed guffaws*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Ist
Gut.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Not a-fucking-gain
Fuck me! The last time I shopped something that was vaguely similar to a previous post, the whole community took a communal dump on me.

Yours is virtually identical to mine (from several days ago), only it's not as good. BINDUN.
(VicePresidentOfTheFunk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ooooooof
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# HA HA HA
BOING!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Arf!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
I'd hire him!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# he got my job :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Help please
de-rissing required.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Spiders make webs
..

(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Oh ok
I thought there was something else I was missing. Like, Paul Ince has become a web designer or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *blinks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Yeah
I'm not having a very smart day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Bless you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# There could be.
I'm tired and grouchy so being a bit of a twunt all round today to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Yeah
I think that's where I am too, although more stupid than grouchy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ...are you my sister?
She's like this ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# No, I was serious.
I guess I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Oh shit hahahah!
You worry me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Aaargh!


howdo freebs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# sorry
alright Meds

How's it going in Netherland?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# fucking grey and horrible.
/blatantlynotmediocrebutstillequallyqualifiedtoanswerblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# It's fucking grey and horrible out here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# :D
You fiend, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ooohhhhhh, yoosa gonna get spangeded!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *SPANGS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Blah
You had to throw in the zombies, didn't you?

Always nice to see a gaggle of squiggly sqwls.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Not in the way you think :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
#
Anything but Romeo movie extras.

Jade's always nice to see. Must be that hair.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Is OZ controlling the zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Maybe.
or it could be that OZ is a liar on top of being homicidal.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah I thought that, too.
But I'm hopeful that zombies could be in it...
Zombies are awesome.
ARE YOU DENYING US OF OUR ZOMBIES!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Machines can't lie
It says so on the internet so it must be true.

Anyway, liars are so gonna to get caught.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# IT JUST GOT INTERESTING!
it was interesting before but I wanted to say that ... I also wanted to beat cenaris but I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# It's very cat and mouse, innit.
Well, cat and squirrels, but you know what I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I thought it was all squirrels and tits, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# That's a very superficial way of looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Oh.
Was I missing something? Hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Oooohhhh!
Do more!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Mooooorrrrrre!!!!!
You been off for ages.

You should do two a day to catch up with the backlog.

(Woo! btw)
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ZOMBEES!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# oz is just lonely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# You might like what's coming up.
Quinten was sent some bits of armour plating along with the recovered Death Rays.
Looks like it was off a tank......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# There's only one thing that prodge wants to see and you said that's not gonna happen...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# But theres a window in the door
why doesn't she look through it?
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# SHE'SAFUCKINGSQUIRREL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Thats very rude
Squirrels have feelings too.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Anyway, she's a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Frosted glass?
/don't really know blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# you are brilliant as allways
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# pffft and pffft again
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Leona Lewis Hamilton



(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Great *clicky*
I always noticed how similar they were, i was going to shop them but couldnt be bothered, i'm glad someone did it for me..

..far enough i think...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i've only seen two things you've said so fair so i'm going to make a sweeping generalisation
can you ever be arsed to make anything yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Nope, i'm useless at it
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# FAH!
Sorry but I do not want!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# so he flipped her over...
and funnily enough it started first time
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# You owe me a new keyboard...
...and a bottle of irn bru...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# i'll see you in court
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I have several high paid yes men mind you
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# yes you do
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# yes she does
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# doesn't she though?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# her boobs
are ridiculously far south considering they're so small and non droopy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# No they're not.
They don't start out just below our shoulders, you know.

Speaking as someone that not only owns a pair but went to school and swimming lessons with several thousand other teenage girls, these are not south.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# must've been a big pool ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *fly on the wall harpsichords*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *proceeds to viewing gallery
*begins randomly palming harpsichord keys
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ^this
INDEED.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# i apologise
they just look odd, mebbe it's the camera angle or mebbe i just haven't seen enough.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I'm not bitching at you
it's just it's comments like this that make 14 year old girls beg their parents for cosmetic surgery and that makes me very sad. I knew a girl at school who had to have therapy because of being bullied about her chest (which there was nothing wrong with) and it's not pleasant.

I just don't know when it became supposedly normal to have gravity defying breasts. She's probably slipped a bit from where they were when she was in her teens but that's gravity for you. I'd take it as a sign that she'd reached sexual maturity than anything else. Plus who'd want to shag someone with perfect little breasts untouched by time?

I'll tell you who. Tommy Lee and Gary Glitter.

I'm not bitching though, I realise how militant I'm coming off. Unfortunately I seem unable to say this in any other way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# technically if you froze a girl in ice as she reached peak boobage....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ok, if cryogenics wasn't an option.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# cryonics is always an option dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# To YOU, maybe.
I'm talking about labless, zeppelinless chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# these people exist?
but how do they live?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# low to the ground
to avoid the rotten fruit I throw at them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# bravo Prof!
I tend to empty buckets of custard on them.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# custard requires too much preparation
and I have an aversion to is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# On a diet of Iceland drumsticks and tesco value anti depressants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# on ITV and fish fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# then you need to keep away from my log fire
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# or just her boobs
but they'd be a bit cold.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# shirley though they'd be hard and cold to the touch...
*gets unnecessarily sad at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# they'd be just like fake ones then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I am a one man campaign for more realism in every sphere of life including wimmins
... I'm like Gok Wang but not a nazi sympathiser and I don't pretend to be gay as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *sucks thumb for reassurance*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *quietly sings Puff the Magic Dragon to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I love breasts
I just wish i didn't have them

'sighs'

eats cream cake to pacify self
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# she still has a deeply unsettling face.
its like her head is a great big balloon with a horse's head inside
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# If I could eat anyone's brain and melt it into my own it'd be yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# If i had choose someone to eat my brain it would be you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
You know I'd cook it nicely and let you have some.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ooo no ta, i'm not a fan of offal
i watched Hannibal again the other night, desperately hoping it wasn't as bad as i remember it. it was. got me thinking about brain eating though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I'm sure human brain tastes lovely.
It must do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# oh noes my laptop battery is running low. i'm going to have disappear for a bit :(
ta ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Pfft, bye bye chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I shall supply the cutlery
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Here, have a roast ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Bindun? - Working in the LHC is a dangerous job...


Also, star wars - everyone likes that right?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# fp says yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# there's eleventy pictures of starwars on the fp today
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Ah were you replying to the "everyone likes that right?" bit?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# French Pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Fried Potatoes?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Flying porpoises?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Frustrated Pineapples?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Flimsy Portcullises?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i think
he means that the front page suggests that yes, people do like star wars - since its on there so many times
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Yeah I just realised :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *glod star*
*angry dwarfses*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# stop touching things
we've only got so many Glods to go round
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Deities with bad spelling are some o the most dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# djinn
wasn't it?

but indeed they are

*reaches for companion for clarification, nope, you were right, dyslexic deity for the win*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# haha good show
have you read nation yet? know if its any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# i haven't
but Smash has, and i think she liked it.

I tend to get them for christmas, or with christmas money
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# i think Mr. Toast did an anim
along similar lines :)

still a woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ohh
bum :(

This may been a long time ago in a b3ta before I signed up..

In which case apologies to Toast
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta regardless,
you seem like a top bloke/blokette :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# thanks
I'm a bloke, but I throw like a blokette
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# It's a stargate, you big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# is that henry
in the middle?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# No, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I don't get it.
But then, I've never seen star wars. Which I'm guessing it relates to given the comments above
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# insert incredulous geek response here
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# HAN SHOT FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i tried to teach my nephew that the other week
think it worked. there is one more two year old who knows the truth
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# insert belligerent art fag comment here
better things to do with my time etc etc etc

EDIT On second thought, for all the time I have spent on b3ta, I could have watched star wars, which would have led to a furthered cultural literacy.

*logs off*
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

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