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This just in...
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webmeister is ready for the pub ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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they'll be bumming within minuets
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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Did you have a particular minuet in mind?
;O)
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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...
:'-(
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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minuets?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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They've combined it
with Strictly Come Dancing.
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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*considers setting video recorder*
*reconsiders*
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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setting selling
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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the Woss'r Brand offspring?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01,
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*votes to keep them there as long as possible*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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that was the original concept of the show
to rescue the people you liked, and keep the others suffering in the jungle, but it ended up being the same as all the others.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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votes for them
to do all the trials
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webmeister is ready for the pub ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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Meh, Ross probably loves eating testicles
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:36,
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It appears other people know what this means
but... RIS?
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gareth_alien will be human again at ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:15,
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Saw this in Tenerife and thought of you.
Fuck knows what its all about!
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Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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FUNNY NAME CORNER!
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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bwahaha
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Just Flange ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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Does that tunnel take you to Narnia,
that place doesn't exist either :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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haha
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Just Flange ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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I heard some great advice on educating children the other day:
"Stick a post-it note at the back of your wardrobe with 'Disappointing, isn't it?' written on"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation into All Life
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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I wrote an abbreviated shopping list on the back of my hand
It was only when I arrived at the supermarket that I realised that abbreviating "cat litter" to "C.lit" could be misread. Especially given that it took me so long to find.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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Kitten, skateboard etc.
A traffic sign in Valencia. CFB
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Mr._Pickles ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:39,
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what's a clitoris huh?.....pfft
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:44,
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Well, he seems happy enough...
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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hahaha
shes a woman, what did you expect to find in there?
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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He's made friends with Gene Simmons
She doesn't seem too displeased either.
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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eep!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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The board's gonna be fast today I feel
I find your post disturbing
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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what about his lack of faith?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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*whispers in to her ear*
you should kill Obama... YOU should kill Obama
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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Tragedy strikes as Obama's victory parade reaches Dallas...
please notice the background...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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You are some sort of future king!
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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This is exactly it.
Though I'm glad he got in, I think he's probably now the most endangered president-elect/president since JFK.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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FAKE
No Henry... nicely done tho, sadly might be true
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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Check again...
Also, I'm amazed no-one saw that woman with the big fuck-off gun on the original photos...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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i did!
altho i thought it was a camera at first, damn these lenses i was searchin for Henry, nobody loves him today
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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morning!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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Oof
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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im going to spang you a new one!
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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YESS
Thundercats FTW!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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SNARF SNARF
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:17,
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That gets a clickety fucking click!
For spangworthiness and childhood cartoons!
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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hahahahah
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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arf! :)
oooh posties just gone and delivered my LittleBigPlanet..bye all :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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cya in 3 months!
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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hahahahahhahahahah! :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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^_^
I dun a lol
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pigeonmeat is tasty and nutritious ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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haha!
jesus wept... *clicks*
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:45,
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Fox News' Worst Nightmare Comes True
"Ah what the hell, lets just keep running those pre-election rumors anyway."
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Randy Homemaker Going nowhere at his own pace on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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holy shitmeister that's big!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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holy frogfuckers that's big!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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Scurvy looking bum twat bender
Artist formally known as jizz twunt
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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Bum-banging tramp lord fondler
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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Slapping butt pig wiper
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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Yes, this.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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Sponglicking cunt pipe!
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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Indeterminable tit handle wanker
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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Cunting colon stain
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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Oh dear son of a cockstorm bollock experiment!
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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Holy Pulsating fart lord slapper Batman!
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spikedirection no frills, no skills. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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Leg humping wank alien!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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Cock wielding wank flaps fondler!
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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holy cuntkicker that's big!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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Fox News' wildest dreams come true
shirley? They can continue doing the stories they do so well.
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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hahaha me likey.
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Just Flange ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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In other news
I saw Burn After Reading last night. Top stuff, highly recommended.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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it was ok
i love the Coens anyway - also saw Ghost Town which wasn't half bad as well
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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Is Gervais tolerable?
Or just himself?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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he was ok
i took the squids and even they laughed i feared a mawkish yucky 'comedy' and it seems gervais might be ok in fillums. to my surprise...
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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Fox news?
FOX BOLLOCKS, MORE LIKE! HAHA! DID YOU SEE WH@AT II DDIITDD THERE?R? Palin/Some guy with a donkey's head instead of a human one '12
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The Neville What what what ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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Oh TheNeville, you card...
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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Bin Dun?
Click for bigger (180KB)
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Speshal ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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Yes
but that's pretty
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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Technically it should be
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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no
a negative house? never bindun
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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trice now
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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no, the black house hasn't been done yet. how silly of us for not thinking of it earlier
it's so funny.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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Did someone get out of the wrong side of bed?
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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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he's upside down
got to make you a bit grumpy
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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im not getting any jollies either.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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*felches*
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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.
hahahahahah time to get out a touch more eh ;)
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Speshal ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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arrrrgghhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
right i'm off
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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Probably.
...I'll ask the same question...
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tapeworm depressed beyond tablets ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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don't think so, blazing saddles however has been done to death..
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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LOL
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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NSFW
I work in White Man's town FFS!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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Useful TJ:
I have just downloaded the 2008 bapla pricing trends .pdf document, that obviously replaces the 2001 version. If you have your stuff pinched by the newspapers and want industry standard guidelines to how much money you should have been paid email me and i'll forward you the file, after work though, because my new 15mm f2.8 Fisheye lens just turned up and I intend on playing with it for the rest of the day :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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*consider this an email* ;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:00,
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Cool
can you let Neil know, for I have lost his email address ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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will do :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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Oooh
Good stuff. Reckon you should gaz TGA who's reppin for us with the Daily Mail. EDIT: Pissage. Enjoy your fishes' eye (they watch your lies, you know).
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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you cunt.
*covets fisheye*what camera ya using?
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Just Flange ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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mmmm fisheye
10.5mm
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harribobs invented christmas on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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shirley
it should be half black and half white?
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pdjpdj ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:00,
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It's funn because he's black and it's the White House so he's going to be a blackman in the White House and maybe, because he's black, it should be the Black House...
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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OFUCKLOL!!! I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT!!!! IT'S SOOOOO FUNNEH INNIT!!!!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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Yep
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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Morning all
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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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Never coming back
wrong way on a one way track seems like I should be getting somewhere somehow I'm neither here nor there...
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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Arrrrgh
Well, that's my soundtrack for today.
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fannycradock ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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classic song
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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Didn't really get the picture
but that's the first thing that stuck in my head when I saw it.
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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why can i fill an entire post discussing the choo choo in that picture?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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Because you're a spod?
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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i dont have to post on the net to do it...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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Hahahaha!
Also, eeeuw
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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just you wait until you're that age
god damn motherfucking network refuses to learn :(
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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Nick!
that's boke-worthy! but nicely done
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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boke worthy?
why thank you
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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whaahaha`
you should 'epic' this one
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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On my monitor the stain looks reddish.
*fwaps*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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haha mine too.
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Just Flange ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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...
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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poor bastards have suffered enough
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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now my shirt
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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netto neato
in other news, my learning network isn't converging :(
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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Dag nabbit!
Why does everything always happen to you?!
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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i can write you a network that doens't converge
have you got matlab or would you prefer a fortran program?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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*wibble*
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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nicely
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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yay discount relief
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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Robama
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:39,
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One of the things I'm looking forward to
is being able to call anyone who criticises him for any reason a racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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Maybe he can finally bomb the shit out of Islamic country's
that would be one of the pro's
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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That would be so cool.
Bombing people who don't hold the same views absolutely rocks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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Damn right
I know It's a crude view, but on this one i'm not backing up.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:00,
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But surely
that would make you a criticist?
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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Good shooting son
What's your name?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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Tim
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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There are those that call me...Ian
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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some call me....
Captain Margaret
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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some call me....
Corporal Cuntytwat the 1st
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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some call me....
ruppetty puppetty
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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some people call me...
the space cowboy
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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some people call me...
the gangsta of love!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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some people call me...
maurice!!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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Some people call me Maurice.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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Some people call me Maurice.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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*pisses liberally all over your mind*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:00,
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some call me....
Slopperty Flopperty
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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Blimey
I'm already sick of his face. This is most woo though.
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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upside down
bizarrely
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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That's quite a party trick
do you do weddings and bah mitzvahs?
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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only on Thursdays
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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is he dead yet?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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No, but his promises are
probably
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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:)
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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Hope can change everything
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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...
thanks to industrial_grit for inspiration
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hYpe is haunted by humans ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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*giggles loudly*
(again)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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sracist.
Er ... What?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:39,
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Eh?
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hYpe is haunted by humans ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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Hahaha!
Love it!
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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Hehe
nice!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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Mmmm Um Bongo
who remembers 'Gummi Berry Juice' ?
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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That the Gummy Bears drank?
No.
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:38,
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no, it's made from their crushed testicles
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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All through the forest they sing out in chorus, marching along as their song fills the air...
GUMMI BEARS BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE HIGH ADVENTURE THAT'S BEYOND COMPARE THEY ARE THE GUMMI BEARS!
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:38,
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ha ha ha
great!!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:37,
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ha ha ha
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:38,
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Are they UN?
they dont have the blue "shoot me" helmets
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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ha ha ha
nicely done sir
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webmeister is ready for the pub ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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Hahaha
Of course!
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Monty Propps ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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haha
seems such an obvious idea considering that song gets stuck in my head at least once a week
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connor ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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pffft
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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Likey likey likey click
sping
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Eli-T ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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...
cheers
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industrial_grit ,
Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:55,
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ROFLESOX
though now I will go to bed humming the Um Bongo advert under my breath. If I wake up to find I've been muderded by the missus I'm blaming you
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The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses ,
Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:16,
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Obama denies taking death threats seriously....
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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hehehe
ning freebs!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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ningles Dave
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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Have an old fashioned Woo Yay!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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That rather suits him
*clicks* and good morning sir!
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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morning sir
I was ill yesterday
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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poor you
how you feeling today?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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a bit better ta
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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ha ha ha
he's the next last gun slinger!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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FAT COP!
Ningles all.
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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Ningles Dave
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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How's it hanging?
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:37,
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The Force is strong with this one...
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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Have a click, you prolific bint :D
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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Good ningles, madame.
How are we ce matin?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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tired, mouthbreathing.
Not because I'm a simpleton, because one of the many people I work with has fucking amazingly bad breath.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:25,
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Nice.
Offer them a mint.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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I don't know which one it is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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Cry
"ONE OF YOU HAS BREATH THAT STINKS. THERE ARE MINTS ON MY DESK. I'M GOING TO THE TOILET, AND WHEN I COME BACK, I WANT NOT TO BE TROUBLED BY YOUR HALITOSIS ANY LONGER!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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It could work.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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Of course it could.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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offer them ALL mints
or swap the tea for mint tea... or... or... try and recreate one of the scenes from Coyote Ugly (which I haven't seen), but with Listerine
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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My days of dancing on furniture are long over, unless someone's
got some bejamins for me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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I'm tired
I read that as "got some Bejams for me" and started to wonder what the good Captain wanted with a (now defunct) frozen food/appliances shop. *goes to get another cup of sweet tea*
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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COFFEE PLEASE *waggles cup*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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Just the one?
Talented
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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:D
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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*dons radioactive protection and makes the Capt's coffee*
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Joliet ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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Lovely and strong..
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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Thanks...
...you wee temptress you!
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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:D my wee is very tempting.
It brings all the boys to the yard, you know.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:26,
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pheromones much?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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I piss pure lust.
*crosses fingers for stats board*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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yay!
obi wan obami
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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You have not yet felt the power of the Dark Side - pffft!!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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he looks worryingly like
Ainsley Harriot there :(
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:25,
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The top of the head is making me think 'black Max Schreck'
which is a phrase FULL of promise and excitement.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:27,
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i'm gonna have to RIS that one
but it sounds like something as said by Sean Connery
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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Google, petal.
Actor, Nosferatu.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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ahhhhh
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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I think you're actually a factory full of Koreans
I've just decided that - very woo Koreans who are fed on hummus WOO YAY
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:26,
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How did he dot the "i"?
ning ninj!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:27,
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Coz he's reet fast!
Ningles Barb, how ya doin'?
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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I may attempt a similar feat with a sparkler tonight!
I'm tired today, I don't know why.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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hahaha
This is ace. Have a click Mr Jammy.
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fannycradock ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:27,
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top stuff
as usual sir
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webmeister is ready for the pub ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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Marvellous!
Woo!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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grand
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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New 1st post by way of apology..
Probably NSFW, though I don't know for sure, so tell me if the linked image is or not.. It is a work in progress, but I thought I'd post it to apologise for my other first post, especially to the likes of Captain Wow, who was most gracious. edit: err, also let me know if this isn't the kind of thing to post on here, I am new to all this still
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ganainm ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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Was she?
She sounds fantastic. And sexy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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I heard she bathes in the blood of puppies though
to maintain her yoof
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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*splashes about happily*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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i likes it!
woo! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:22,
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^ Would
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:22,
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hey wobbly, are you back to the dayshift perminantly?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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For one day only..
* Working from home today
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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acceptable to post it here, and appropriately linked.
*saves for future perusal*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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thank you..
i shall be posting more another time then :-)
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ganainm ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:25,
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oooh talent
this is woosome indeedy
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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much, much, MUCH better! some top vectoring!
welcome to b3ta, pull up a baby cat and grab a posterior supporting piece of furniture!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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Viva La Revolucion!
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Conman the Barbarian ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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Did the other candidate slow down at the last corner then?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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His zimmer frame never had a top gear
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Conman the Barbarian ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:25,
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*ahem*
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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:D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:27,
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hahah
woo! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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sort of bindun
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VicePresidentOfTheFunk ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:30,
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Those pesky kids! I suspected as much.
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Conman the Barbarian ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:29,
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crazy crazy crazy niiiiiiiiiiiiiiights!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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I LOVE YOU
I had bloody Leona Lewis in my head. Cool image too, Holmes. DAMN cool.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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woo
does a little dance! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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good god man! get some sleep!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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No
i shall not sleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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holy shitting herons with bazookas.... that's utterly freaky!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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hahaha
;)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:22,
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I like this best of all the things you've done
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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hehe
well i should now retire! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:27,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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Oh stop carping on...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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*Launches intercontinental spanging missile*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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GROAN
and if I could say that bigger I would... however, as it happens, I think this is funny... so I'm off to make sure I'm removed from decent society. That's right - I'm moving back to ENGLAND!! (self lols)
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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What the Carp is going on?!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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That's no tench
where's his tench-coat?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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If you're not not sure...
... make sure your coveredclaims his "all gay"
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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oh dear!
*spangs hard!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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Uh oh.
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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Pffffft
that Guy cracks me up.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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hahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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This guy may actually have some good policies
his stuff about computers was good. I'd vote for him.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:22,
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arf!!
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harribobs invented christmas on ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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hahahaha
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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ARF!
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Ratsta ,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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