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'Sup Y'all!
Prolly bindun one hundred times but just in case.....
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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snoop dogg
?
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sarah90 >you ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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I say!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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bwahaha!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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Popular deerstalker is popular :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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haha
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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:D
nice work on the cape
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:59,
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I love this. Have you got the Watson bit too?
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:06,
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indeed :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:19,
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yes!
this! hard!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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haha smellymentry watson
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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:D
♥
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:20,
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:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:59,
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:D
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:02,
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Wassup Homes'
:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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Ha ha ha.
Excellent blurrrs.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09,
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wicked
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:00,
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that's how we roll,my dear watson
cue crackpipe gag
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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Elemizzle my dear Watsizzle
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:56,
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'Sup Holmes.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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Yay!
'sup dude!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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Monday is being well shit at me.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:06,
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:(
Tell it to fuck off!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:23,
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pff!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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Then we get night fever, night fever. We know how to do it. Gimme that night fever, night fever. We know how to show it...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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Ha ha ha!
Nice foot action :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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the one on the left isn't doin the foot!
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sarah90 >you ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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He's new.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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aww bless
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sarah90 >you ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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What on earth is the one on the right
doing to the person you have conveniently cropped out?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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karate chop?
maybe
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sarah90 >you ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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You can tell you haven't
been around b3ta long with innocent thoughts like that ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01,
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I have innocent thoughts all the time
:)
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sarah90 >you ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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he's a little short
for a storm trooper
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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Jazz Hands!
Woo!
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Joliet ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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Hahahaha
That's no moon!! :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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Hahaha
superb!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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we got death star,we got death star,we got death star
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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hahaha
they some fancy ankle moves alright!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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"TK-421- Why aren't you dancing at your post"?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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Hahaha cue DTH's paintmashimation :D
Great stuff.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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I fell in love with a starship trooper..doo doo, doo dooo
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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Sarah Brightman needs a shave, it seems
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:02,
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{ insert hairy pussy joke here }
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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They're dancing perfectly in time with Manic Street Preachers' "Symphony of Tourette"
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:56,
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Hahah, that's no disco ball!
They're at the star wars cancantina
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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yassou
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07,
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Yammas!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:16,
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Happy monday everyone!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:37,
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Silly Tom O'Bedlam!
Pance is not knickers. Happy b3taday :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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you've not seen the lace on the back
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:40,
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woo sexypance!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:41,
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happy b3taday :)
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sarah90 >you ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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happy b3taday :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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Congrats!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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Congrats sir!
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and get naked.
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:39,
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i can't :( my camera is busted
all i can do is recycle the pic that everyone has already seenWarning! Skinny Creature
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:42,
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sounds like lies to me!
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:44,
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recycling is good
*waits* /YAY!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:44,
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*also waits*
woohooo :)
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sarah90 >you ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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It seems the people have spoken ;)
Anyways, something GRAND for 15k sir Edit: Hahah. You look just like this strange sleeping caterpillar creature I had kipping on my floor last month, could sleep through anything once settled!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:46,
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Its the sleep of the morally righteous :)
my bed partially collapsed last night and i didn't realise until i woke this morning on the floor...
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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EAT A BURGER YOU SKINNY THING!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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i'm a human xylophone!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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Pfft!
Just why Africa is full of great musicians. /goes to hell. Does not pass Purgatory, Does not collect redemption.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:56,
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hooray!
Happy candle day!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:39,
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happy B3taday!
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:41,
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knickers! mosh on!
happy b3taday
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:41,
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Happy b3taday!
Ooh, saucy candle fact
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:44,
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happy b3taday :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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woo
Happy B3taday
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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Happy B3taday!
Woo! :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:48,
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Happy b3taday!!!!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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Happy B3taday
:D
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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Happy Fucking Fire Day!
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Joliet ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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happy candlemas and milestoning-mass
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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Merry Candletheng to you, sire.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:32,
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watch out when you're in the park next
The squigion!
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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I love it
You've spliced the "rats with wings" with the "rats with fluffy tails" to make something rather cute ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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I thought they were called
tree rats :D
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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I'll go along with that ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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rats without wings
very nicely done
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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Hahahaa
Excellent stuff! *thinks about reposting squabbit again......* :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:30,
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hmmmm........
:P
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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Pffft
Houpla!
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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Is this the new strain of Super-Grey squirrel?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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are squirrels with tits
called squits? nice work
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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oh bless :)
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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^_^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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Wah!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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awww
*feeds nuts and bread and worms*
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:46,
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He's lovely!
In a strange pecky way... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:56,
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Watch out for the squeagle!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:11,
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Hahaha
Red squirrels get their revenge ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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woo!
or the sqox
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:20,
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...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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Hahaha, that's more like it ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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those ones are
especially bad for your teeth
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:30,
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What are you?
A man or a dentist?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:36,
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he could be both
?
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sarah90 >you ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:46,
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He could be an oral hygienist
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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or neither
which would make me look very silly
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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oh now that's just lovely!
:)
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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*Takes a bite*
woo!
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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Don't bolt them down!
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:41,
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screw that!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:22,
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Woo!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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perfect
prezzy
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:46,
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Haha
Woo & 'ning!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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Nicely
done
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Flash_Bastard ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14,
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Remember, remember the filthy rich in November
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beaubodor blogless ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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You need to lighten up a bit....
You're so very negative. I don't come here to be depressed, I can stay at home for that :P
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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or sign in on a Tuesday...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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or late at night, or the weekend
:-(
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beaubodor blogless ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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Anyway, you know I was joking right?
Top pic as always ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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of course I knew you were joking!
:-)
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beaubodor blogless ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:40,
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Barbarossa's law...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:37,
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Hah!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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That's beautifully
dark. Almost macabre. Love it!
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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beautifully 'shopped
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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Cheers Sir
took quite some time.. masking Blair was a pain (when working in high-resolution) and new image editors which don't allow scanning of banknotes is a real problem. I kept an old copy of PSP for scanning notes but it looks like the new scanner software has protection built in for that as well :-(
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beaubodor blogless ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:36,
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Last time I looked, the Powers that Be...
(and I can't remember who they are, sorry: if I can find a link I'll edit / followup) had an excellent web-page spelling out exactly what the boundary of the law is on reproductions of banknotes in art, with lots of constructive and helpful advice on how to include recognisable banknotes in your art (etc) without breaking the law. Hooray for legal clarity! I'll try to find it...
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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Cheers
The problem is that the software makers are all now including programs that recognise banknotes which stops you scanning them or working altering them. Best solution is to take photos of the notes at different angles rather than head on.
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beaubodor blogless ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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it's more the anti-fraud measures in the notes themselves
than the scanners. someone posted it on here, but there's a barely perceptible (to the naked eye) pattern of dots on all modern UK banknotes (easier to see on the Merkin notes) which is based around either the northern or southern cross constellation. scanners are pre-programmed to recognise this pattern and stop scanning. i think there should be an option to print a massive "VOID" watermark across the note as it is scanned, thus not impeding work like yours, but stopping outright fraud
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12,
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ah, ha ha ha
Treacherous memory: I can't find it now :-( All I can find is this from the Bank of England: http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/reproducing_banknotes.htm . The tone is not as 'constructive and helpful' as I remember: they currently ask you to apply for permission.
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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HERE YA GO!
http://www.rulesforuse.org/pub/index.php You may not like the answers, but at least you should be able to get them easily, thanks to the Central Bank Counterfeit Deterrence Group (CBCDG). (No, I have no idea who they are either).
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09,
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aye, mine has that too :(
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:47,
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It's ok.
He'll end up spending all his money on his weird cult, then take part in a mass suicide in protest at scientific research.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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yay!!!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:47,
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£12 MILLION that cunt made last year
£12 fucking million for that lying piece of right wing shit. (sorry, the pic is very good)
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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and this dickhead isn't much better
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beaubodor blogless ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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all the grief sarah palin got for being a creationist
and this bloke is a creationist and got away with it we should have crucified him it would have made him happy, honest. and woo, top shoppery
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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hhhhhhow much???
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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Wonderful.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:00,
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I like mr Tony Blair
he's nice.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:18,
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Only 20 years too late!!
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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Haha!
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Monty Propps ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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:)
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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LOLazenby
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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pffft!
one of the best films ever made... FACT!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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I concur.
Lazenby is the best Bond of all time!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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pfff
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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hahahaha
:)
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sarah90 >you ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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pfft!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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hahaha
superb
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:48,
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watch it,di
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:43,
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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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hey,who died?
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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My laptop's fucking wireless connection died.
True story.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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Michael Chricton
but that was last week as was astonishing in its absence form the board
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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RIS?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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I'll be waiting with a wooden stake and a chainsaw!
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:40,
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What Sarah Jessica Parker would look like after a facial sexchange operation:
Honest to god I used the EXACT same parameters I've been using on men to turn them into women. Now I'm wondering...Previously: b3ta.com/board/8922082
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..wil ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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BRING ON THE WALL!
noice
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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ok
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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who's the cow?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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some random "celebrity".
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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hahahahahaha xD
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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whaha neonazilol
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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can't she get rid of that fucking mole in the process?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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she already has I think
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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I had a mole removed from my cock once
it's the last time I fuck one of them!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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Hahaha!
You terrible cunt! ;)
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..wil ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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arf!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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Dear God is Eddie Fingers still around?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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yes, but God isn't.
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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dunno- I ignored the cunt on Friday
if there is a god, he will have stoved Eddie's face in with a rock over the weekend.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:13,
archived )
Wah Bette Midler!
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:03,
archived )
Hahaha
It doesn't work with horses!
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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what?i literally can't tell the difference
am she a hermaphrodite?
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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would. both of them.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:04,
archived )
you WOULD?
seriously?
(
sarah90 >you ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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needs more stubble.
(
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:09,
archived )
werr!
she's bloody terrifying both ways :S
(
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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why didnt you remove that hideous "beauty" spot
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:14,
archived )
who does her make-up
rugby cement?
(
boff FL OZ ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:18,
archived )
product placement?
er,yes
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:20,
archived )
Woah!
(
Monty Propps ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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hahahaha
shopped pics only please.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:31,
archived )
haha...omg
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:51,
archived )
Hummus at a low ebb this morning...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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Who's going to operate it while he's getting damp?
(
Joliet ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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Someone manly
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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gay!
(
Joliet ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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There's a very fine line between gay and macho...
Just watch Top Gun.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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or ask Chuck Norris?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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...and yet your stuff still shines. :)
Sire, even at low-hummusness you are a formidable beast! :D /19th Century-Style Compliments blog
(
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that... ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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Wholly undeserved, but I'll take any compliment I can get :)
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:00,
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You have beautiful eyes.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:07,
archived )
They're my father's
/Igor
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:09,
archived )
'ning
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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he is
that's why he's the only one on my ignore list
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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same here
hope he's seeing this. LA LA LA - I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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lol
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:47,
archived )
hahaahah
/blob lols
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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i like your name
(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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i like yours :D withnail
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:49,
archived )
Sheds
Not for Girls *ducks*
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:49,
archived )
well men don't blob
unless they've been drinking glass shards
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:50,
archived )
it's not so much the blood that I find difficult to deal with
it's the rag rage, the hulking out, the feeling of being strapped to a ticking bomb
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:52,
archived )
doctor strangelove
or 'how i learned to stop worrying and love the blob'
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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the imagary within your post amuses me greatly.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:54,
archived )
*birds*
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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custard?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:01,
archived )
trifle!
*craves*
(
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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I would use the blob shed, however, I have nothing to put in it.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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it can be adapted into a porn shed until such time as you procure a crazy lady
(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:55,
archived )
you have great confidence in the longevity of your product.
*purchases eleventy*
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:56,
archived )
can also store pregnant women in until they are of use again
and once the brat arrives, you can keep it in there too. Nothing should come between you and your La-z-boy
(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:59,
archived )
hmmms, this thing will out last the pyramids.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:00,
archived )
and once you have finally had enough of her, you can indeed dispose of the body in the privacy and comfort of the Blob Shed
(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:02,
archived )
*opens*
*gets inside* *rants and raves*
(
Joliet ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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quiet in there!
and not too much starch on the collar woman!
(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:56,
archived )
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHH!
*rips shirt in two* *starches* *throws it out of the window*
(
Joliet ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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*films*
*sells* *????* *profits*
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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hahahaha :D
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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*backs away*
*throws chocolate at raging ball of oestrogen*
(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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Because he kicked so much ass
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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this doesn't look like norris.. heh
but woo anyhow :D
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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well it's his hair and vest
it's more a reference to the extreme ass-whooping in Quantum of Solace. It was like WAHOOAAAH and WHEHEEEEE, and a bit WHOOOOOO.
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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didn't see it yet.
but i finished the game. good game
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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this is completely realistic
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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..
/Cheers, Willie
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:31,
archived )
nicely done
great colouring
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:32,
archived )
yes!!
*buys*
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:32,
archived )
stylish
i want one for christmas! 'ning /board
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:34,
archived )
This is a good way to start the week.
I hope it continues in similarly high quality.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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Haha, knew that'd be you!
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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maybe by the huge tag
on the side? :D
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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Before I'd even got that far down the picture ;)
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:48,
archived )
queefqueef :)
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:51,
archived )
morning you!
/still no email acknowledgement
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:41,
archived )
Arses
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:49,
archived )
it's a little annoying to say the least
I'll try sending it again today via a diff. addy, but it should have got to them no probs.
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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It should have done as that's the one she gave me!
Stupid woman. How long before we publish that email address on the board with the instruction 'do with as thou willt'?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:51,
archived )
14 working days
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:52,
archived )
It's a deal
I'll start using that address on all the offers you complete on facebook apps
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:54,
archived )
all the offers i complete?
i don't complete any offers there.. it's all BS. trying to get me addicted to that evil web-site
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:59,
archived )
It was a general 'you'
As in 'people'. Including me.
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:09,
archived )
i know.
i just always have the last word
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:35,
archived )
we'll chase her again if I get no reply today
*grrr*
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:53,
archived )
*growls*
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:55,
archived )
Hahaha!
Nice. How's your ankle?
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:41,
archived )
after the first round of physio last week
it hurts... Lots. Mind you, it could be worse :)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:42,
archived )
what happen?
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:43,
archived )
I broke my ankle, twice.
6 months apart, only It wasn't confirmed as broken the first time
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:46,
archived )
yeah.. fucking birocracy..
what a guy has to do these days for his broken ankle to be confirmed.. :P
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:48,
archived )
break it again, apparently.
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:48,
archived )
well, you do what it takes
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:50,
archived )
it's the only way to be sure
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:50,
archived )
hahaha :)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:50,
archived )
true.
hehe
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:53,
archived )
Nice!
Care for a toap?
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:43,
archived )
Lovely :)
(
Monty Propps ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:18,
archived )
ha!
nice stuff..
(
beaubodor blogless ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:38,
archived )
luvverly job there
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:54,
archived )
Morning!
(
hYpe is haunted by humans ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:30,
archived )
wow
you're too good
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:31,
archived )
OH HAI!
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:32,
archived )
awwww...
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:34,
archived )
Wow!
There's loads of 'em! I lost count after five hundred and eight-seven...
(
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:37,
archived )
:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:41,
archived )
During the war, Johnny had to hide in the toilet
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:30,
archived )
Hahaha
:D
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:31,
archived )
wha?i didnae have enne corn!
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:35,
archived )
why are you talking like a retard?
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:40,
archived )
don't insult your scottish bretheren
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:48,
archived )
*insults his scottish bretheren*
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:49,
archived )
you were warneeeeed
och aye thae noo needle-nardle noo
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:52,
archived )
can ye soooooooooooooo pal? can ye soooooooooooooooooooooo?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:59,
archived )
hahah ew.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:39,
archived )
My first bit of photoshop trickery....
And I only ever really do QOTW.Click for bigger (52KB)
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whitehorse ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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Hehehe!
Nicely!
(
Joliet ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:18,
archived )
nice one
I'd pearoast mine, but I can't find it so you'll have imagine it in all it's inferior to yours-ness
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:20,
archived )
*whelks*
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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WHELK!
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:30,
archived )
I used to think Whelks
was some sort of skin disease
(
asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:32,
archived )
*whelks right back*
(
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:31,
archived )
Yay for soccerball!
very good sir or madam
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:20,
archived )
Very nice :)
(
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:25,
archived )
pfft
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:25,
archived )
song tiem!
(
c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:14,
archived )
Someone kick the CD player
it's skipping again. WOO!
(
Joliet ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:17,
archived )
I wanna shoe
hoo hoohoo hoo hoo that's nice and brown.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:24,
archived )
pffft!
arise sir bob-tis monday'gain
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:57,
archived )
Well whaddya know, if Tom Cruise had a sexchange he would become Vasquez from Aliens
(
..wil ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:02,
archived )
Funny how you never see them in the same place at the same time...
:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:04,
archived )
ever been mistaken for a man, thom?
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:04,
archived )
this one
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:04,
archived )
*insert Aliens quote here*
*is ashamed to have forgotten relevant Vasquez quote*
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:04,
archived )
Have you?
best of all the Vasquez lines...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:07,
archived )
LET'S ROCKKK!!!!
(
Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:36,
archived )
sex change?
so he's not gay anymore?
(
inexpressible started a joke on ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:07,
archived )
Weird and interesting fact I learned from watching the sexchange program that inspired me to do these:
After a sexchange most folks swap their sexual preference but NOT their sexuality, ie, a straight guy after a sexchange will then go for men, and a lesbian will there-after become a gay man.
(
..wil ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:13,
archived )
Nuke it from orbit!
It's the only way to be sure.
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:12,
archived )
Hahaha!
Absolutely! ;)
(
..wil ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:14,
archived )
He's actually quite brilliant in Tropic Thunder!!!
Also woo.
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:14,
archived )
this is amazing
"Tom Cruise as a woman" would make a good compo
(
londoner ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:49,
archived )
...
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:00,
archived )
also...
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:01,
archived )
and...
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:02,
archived )
coming soon...
Ceps and the Sur Li Sax and the Sooty. Any others?
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:03,
archived )
Careful now
You don't want to appear on the Sachs Offender Register..
(
asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:35,
archived )
aaarfffff
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:59,
archived )
Arf!
Good work on the text there
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:01,
archived )
:) thanky you.
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:04,
archived )
:D
Nicely done.
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:03,
archived )
...
(
Ninj ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:59,
archived )
oh god
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:00,
archived )
hahaha
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:00,
archived )
Hahahahaha!!!!
You loon! How was your weekend? :D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:01,
archived )
Great thanks Fresh
and yours? ;-)
(
Ninj ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:02,
archived )
Absolutely superb!
Looking forward to the next one... :D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:05,
archived )
oh dear lord....
pfft and ning!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:04,
archived )
hahaha
nice jobby
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:02,
archived )
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