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[challenge entry] Silly Racists, Always the same.


Quick bored effort
(bowers85 is currently a 'glass half empty' type of guy, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# where did you go to school,Cambridge?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i did
it was crap - granted it was secondary school! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# My sister got a place at Cambridge college last year
and delighted in telling everyone that she got into Cambridge college.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hahahah
cambridge is apparently worse than edinburgh
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# South Fens polytechnic
we call it here...

/oxford
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i looked around 2 cambridge college's
they were both crap - one couldnt tell me what programming languages they taught - he seemed to think one might be french!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# sacre pascal!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
i actually quite liked pascal :D in the end i went to Portsmouth - damn fool!! but i did use ADA95 - woop! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# No Fortran? No Comment.
As an undergrad I used Modula-2, which was, um, interesting. As a postgrad I used Smalltalk-80. Then, when I started work, I used COBOL-74. Funny old world.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# now you can work for the man
programming weapons of mass destruction

designed by committee!

the deadliest thing known to man!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# The other one is
"Yes, I got into Oxford Brookes."
(09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# my dad
went to Oxbridge grammar school
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Dialy
?

The ads at the top made me laugh. :)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# it runs down de back of de house
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Silly you,
Daily mail is not The Sun!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# vrey godo efofrt.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# the banner looks quite like the one annhialus used
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# How is fenece formed?
How is girl get palisade?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# :D
for my next trick I go get strawberry milk

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Haha, you're on form tonight
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# my mental-sickness-fu is strong
it's because I had two portions of beefs pie today :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Oh fuck it's a new compo

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# My Lego Zombie costume...! Front...


heh...
(Fraser stuck in New Mexico, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# oh,fucking hell
that's aweeeeeesome!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Good idea

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Feck me that's awesome!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# you've got red on you
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Ohhhh
*wants*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# LOL
I could have sworn I was talking in another thread...
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Fuck knows
but it is funny

Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# oh wow
that's fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# okay okay... I think I got the hang of it... there is a gaping hole in my head - not easy keeping it together here...
(Fraser stuck in New Mexico, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# dont think you can hide from me son
best start packing your shit up cause cause when i find you ill pack it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# My shit is round your mum's
I'll get her to pack it for me...
(Fraser stuck in New Mexico, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Pwned
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# SHIT SON JUST SIGNED YO DEATH WARRANT
IM ON MY WAY I FOUND YOUR HOUSE ITS 1-800 FAGGOT AVENUE IM ON MY WAY BEST GET READY
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# To be fair though ..
..he was both quick and whitty, you're typing in caps - that immediately makes you look like a cunt :o)
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah Russell Hobbs Combi-Oven
it took you 6 minutes to find out where I live. 6 minutes...
(Fraser stuck in New Mexico, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Nice
jeans.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# NO DELETEY THREADS!
I WAS REPLYING THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# poor sod can't win
in this instance it was the right thing to do, kitten cancer averted, and lets face it your reply would have been bollocks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hahahah ^this
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# :( you're mean
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# good chap!
welcome a/board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# don't worry about it, we were all noobs once
except for Happy Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# no! positive lego!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Holy fuck, that's badass!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# brilliant idea
well executed.
:D
Can you only kill it by pulling the head off?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# blimey!
disturbingly accurate, although disturbingly missing the crotch piece. not that i was looking at the crotch...
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# yeah - ran out of time...
and cardboard...
(Fraser stuck in New Mexico, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Every feckin year they wheel this one out,
just thought I'd beat them to it (probably too late)


*edit* www.capc.co.uk/images/Daily%20Mail%20Bonfire%20Night%20Slough%20-%20John%20Midgley%20quote%20-%2019.10.07.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# *reads the Daily Mail, ruler in hand*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# *Adds tape measure to Scientist*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Heh
The bit about "fireworks make the event multicultural" is absolutely stupid... not as stupid as banning a bonfire, but pretty fucking close.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i was watching an old QI yesterday
and Fry was going on about stupid daily mail readers and the winterville myth :D i love him!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# out-punned
I salute you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# looking down the page a bit im assuming its "shop the daily mail"
...but this is confusing me... hold on let me read the compo!
edit : oh dear, TOAP week (and now i get it)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i'm a little confused
the express logo is the knight, but i guess a nod's as good as a wink....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# chain mail... day of the week... dail... ah forget it :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# :D
and to below as welll
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# 24/7 propah job
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# how gorgeously random
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Miiiiiiiind
Piiiiiiiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# :D
and to above also
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# bloody darkies, get everywhere
and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# mint
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Related and not my idea but...
(JSlayerUK, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# is it your image
or are you going for the full house?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Perfect!
:D

*edit* oh wait, can I have my click back? (really must not do this after half a bottle of red)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Russell Howard?
I think. There are quite a few stand ups with newspaper jokes though so I could be wrong.
(teflongrl, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# No, that was Russell Howard
MTW - about episode one or two of the last series.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# It
Came up on 'Mock the week' a while back too...
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Also from his Edinburgh Festival set
last year I think. It was in his festival preview he did at the Red Rose in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Rup, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] if only,if only... -looks wistful-


Cluck for felching (59KB)
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# this indeed would be the most shocking headline they could do
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] quick & dirty

just like the mail :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Did you put "Daily Mail" into a thesaurus?
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# very close
actual word used was 'vile'
but I see no difference :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I'm just so glad the Dutch press doesn't have any real equivalents of the mail and sun and the mirror and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# identity parade
top row far right dunnit
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I fail to understand
but I think bloke second in, second row is going to puke

nicely though :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# is that
zombie elvis?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] cfb


Relevance won in the end, but the sig madness did something very useful, too. Now we know that b3ta as a community can take control of specific image searches within a week (if people don't mind shuffling a few of their image names around). Imagine the good we could do *and* the fun we could have alerting people to a hoax image, for example:
www.b3ta.com/links/238258
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# definitely worth a click or two :)
- and an interesting point you make. Be interesting to see what 'good' could be done in this way
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I suppose we'd find out who was using the images
like the one of yours I just found on a blog.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Yay
But you missed the third row, one of my images is on the third row. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# so is julie moult an idiot or not?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I say she is.
If in doubt, just click here.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Yay!
this was good to see :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I get the feeling they need a new editor


Click for bigger (288KB)
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Does anyone know the font they use for the headlines?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I have a feeling the two are latin and lincoln

edit : shit, nowhere near ignore me as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# heh haha heh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and indeed very rubbish
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# yet true...
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# best bit is that this is just a photo of todays front page daily mail.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# have they been told?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# twice
they didn't listen
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# so they stole this image from b3ta before it was even posted?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# yes
they invented the time machine in order to stop immigrants getting into the country, then thought, hey, we'll do it in the present, so lets do it in the future.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# if they invented the time machine to stop immigratnas getting into the country
they didn't do a very good job of it :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# it's the mail
what do you expect?
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] pea pea pea roast roast roast
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *click*
both woo and yay
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Graudian :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# in the coop in hebden bridge they have a stack over 1 metre tall of guardians (damn lierals etc.)
woo to the pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# *CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Ca-LICK
Ace
(hypernation, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# OMG MAKE TRADE FAIR!!!!11
Photobucket
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# When Crusties attack!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaargh!
Too late + shit so I'll put this here
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# you've compo'd it?
hhah anyway
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# even though I've given up
I still have to agree with Chandler on Friends :

"You don't like it because you know it looks cool."
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE DAILY MAIL


B3ta is issuing you a three word challenge: The Daily Mail.

This challenge was suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by for by more people than have ever voted for a challenge, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# fuck yeah
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaha! Marvelous!
:D

*edit* But there's gonna be an AWFUL lot of pearoasts!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Archie finally begged enough did he?
;)

*EDIT - QUICK FRASER! IMPOSE THE NEW "NO REPOSTS" RULE
Is it really too much to ask for people to do something new?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# *zips Fraser back up*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# *hands Archie a face wipe*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# a double whiskey wouldn't go amiss, either
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# brilliant
altho...'eyes Arch suspiciously' could this be playing into their fascist hands, perhaps thru an insider
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I've got this man on the inside...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Dacre
/check out the section 'criticisms' - he could almost be a b3tan with language like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Seig Heil
Ze Mail's fuhrer
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# It's a conundrum
Reposts might be annoying, but it's also a brilliant way of getting all images related to a theme together in one place, of building an entertaining archive.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# true
and in this case it might be best for teh Daily Mail to have all the documents easily accessible for it's legal team ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# ...For publications to nick with greater ease.
/actually, well put, Fraser
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# i said that the other week
give me back my reply
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# That's perfectly
fine by me. But is it too much to ask that you remind people ( each week would be nice ) that images previously posted should be put in an existing thread so as to be courteous to those making new material?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] But reposts are all I have!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Not quite right
Scotland & Wales would be towns near the edges of England, and London should cover 60% of England
(DrNibdy, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# cheers Fraser,
/cheque is in the post

Edit: I'm offering 3-1 odds that the compo is pulled by the weekend on a request from the Mail's legal team, due to the image 'content' of this challenge.

10-1 odds that we're portrayed in the 'Mail on Sunday' as an 'internet site that's a threat to all of civilized society' etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# yay, glad you finally got your wish
right, I'm off out :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# have a fine evening, sir
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# best dream up a new banner with a few alterations to avoid any copyright issues
mine's down there if anyone wants it, but i'm sure it could be done better.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] wOOOOO!!!!! yeaaaahhhh!!
edit :


quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# haha, I can only read that headline in the voice of Brian Blessed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# they made the colon as low as they could
I'm sure that adds somehow to the effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hooray!
Well, I'll be busy on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# you get my email?
- They replied today, with an acknowledgement of the points raised.

I have a feeling this compo will shred any 'goodwill' gesture ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# all part
of ze Ginger Führer's plan


edit: and yes I did, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# ring leaders plot to destroy honest british
single mum terror shock attack!
(in abortion immigrant scandal)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi! Give me my image back!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# clicky clicky click
most good
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody hell !!!
sorry i mean bl***y h*ll, or gosh.

cfb.

anybody wanting to use this crudely modified mail banner please feel free

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Wheeeee!!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well get this out of the way, then...
Many moons ago, I made a Daily Mail Headlineinator in response to a b3ta newsletter question... here's the example I made from it.

Careful now!

(greem, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
good picture of Dougal there.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Yes,
but why the pic of Radovan Karadzic?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# This is all kinds of wonderful
Ace!
(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Hooray!
Daily Mail bashing is right up my street!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Macho fags


Click for bigger (31KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Smokey smokey and the bandit bear . . . light up . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Smoking's bad hmmmkay?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# it works as well!
ive got 3!

does this guy win or fail at life?

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Kazoo ukelele
FTW WOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Seriously. He wins. SO. HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# thought as much
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# A star is invented !
Applause !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# That's a win
at least he can play a bit. I wish I could play my guitars but I have zero musical talents yet I still own guitars - wishful thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# i have zero musical tallent
and i play bass* and starting on flute and guitar...tis easy with a bit of patience


*explains alot really
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I know chords or at least the easy chords
but the really difficult ones annoy me as I find I can't make the shapes properly and I hit duff notes. But what I really want to do is get some nice hansome bloke to show me how to put chords into something resembling music. But I have a strum every now and again and look at my guitar book in confusion 5ths, 6ths, 7ths etc. major minor chords blah blah - and then I read that some of the best guitar players are self taught.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Self taught keeps you looser . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Then I must be a very loose woman ;)
I agree, though, freestyle break you free of the monotony of sounding like you've learnt from a book - I probably sound like I've learnt from a tone-deaf mongoose.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# The ultimate in uniqueness . . .
Tone-Deaf Mongoose . . . great name for a band !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# you need
www.guitar-pro.com/en/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# That looks good I've bookmarked for future puzzlement.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# you need powah cords!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It's even easier
if you buy a synthesiser
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# He wins because of the song.
He loses because he looks like he should be in a wheelchair pushed by David Walliams
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# haha
he does doesn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Oh my god
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# haha seagal may be tough
but he's flinching......the softy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# He's more poultry than water fowl . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Well someone was gonna do it...


DE_RIS: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7725218.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# classy bords abound, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Pfft!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Looks like David Cameron in a wig
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# More like some ginger fella whose name escapes me at the moment
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00467/SNN1001WX-280_467059a.jpg
www.emarketingmag.com/A4_Korea/W5/News2_0.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# The Westlife CD was "Rarbish" ?
I may be cornfused . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# It's a joke from the original sketch, where the social worker came to check on her baby,
and after ages of Vicky avoiding the subject in her usual vocal way, she finally admitted she'd swapped it for a Westlife CD, and when the social worker was shocked replied, 'I know, they're rubbish!', but due to her accent it sounded like 'RaRbish'.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Gotcha !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# hahahaha
madonna's let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# It's less funny...
...when you learn we're surrounded by induhviduals like this,.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's one for your wardrobes gentlemen!
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# how much?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# on offer
£9.99 plus p+p
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# BUY NOW!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Seams fine to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# BARBED WIRE LINING, PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# barbed wire lining
that will be an extra charge of £4.99
however, our wire wool lining is highly reccomended for winter!
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Sweet. They ARE highly flammable, I assume? If so, I'll take some.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Firey customer
We do only reccomend the flamable ones for our regular and experienced customers...but you sound like the kind of discerning man who can handle our new Super Delux Hot Pants...they are on their way to you sir, first class post ...should be with you in the morning!
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# BALLS OF STEEL. COCK OF FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Syphilis
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# RIL3Y, SHUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Dammit!
What's with all the Shushing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# :D


bandwagon
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# You say you like barbed wires ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Depends how long they're baked for. :)
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# seams like a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Who keeps their pants in their wardrobe?
What do you hang them by?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# pant hangers,stupid
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Fair enough.
I had to ask so I s'pose I deserve the obvious answer...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# How to hang your pants in the wardrobe
why, from Skyhooks of course!!
£3.99 for a pack of ten.
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I'd like an arse barb fitted please.
Heavy on the mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Arse barb?
Oh yes, of course Sir, Unfortunatley, these cannot be supplied by post. You will have to come into our accessories department.
Here is our feephone number to book your appointment...

Tel:847589603987.
ask for Alphonso or Cecil, between 3 and 7pm, Monday to Fridays.
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I'm going to ring that number and flirt with whoever picks up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I phoned that number
I asked for an appointment to be fitted with an arse barb with extra mustard.

Apparently the number is a children's hospice and I am shortly to be placed on some kind of register.

Your customer support is shoddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# And a handy wallet pouch to boot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Handy Wallet Pouch
Oh yes, We pride ourslves on the quality and size of the wallet pouches.
There are three sizes
STANDARD - lined with lead for extra protection during nuclear attack.

SPLENDID - as standard, but with extra inner pouches for car keys, cigarettes and condoms.

and

STUPENDOUS - as above but custom made, to include compartments for such things as spanner sets, hammer and mace.
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Ingeniously conceived . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

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