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The kid who lives next door can raise the dead...

It's kind of creepy, but they don't have to buy many pets.
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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)

BEWARE.

KID IS A ALIEN

/old text meme

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)

IT WAS NOT A TEXT MEME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)

ORIGINALLY CORRECT.

IT EVOLVED INTO ONE THOUGH.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)

NO IT DID NOT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)

UGH. YOU ARE WRONG WRONG WRONG.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)

THERE WERE LOTS AND LOTS OF PICTURES WITH GREEN EYES AND RED NOSTRILS.

LOTS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)

YES, ORIGINALLY.

NOW THIS PIC WAS NOT MADE WITH THAT IN MIND. I JUST WROTE DOWN THE TEXT IN REFERENCE TO THE GREEN GLOW. IN THIS CASE THE USE OF THE MEME WAS TEXT ONLY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)

QED

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)

I'M NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED THAT YOU HAVE DEMONSTRATED YOUR POINT HERE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)

I AM.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)

I WEIGH MORE THAN YOU SO THAT MAKES ME CORRECT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)

lemon's right

now we can just say "horse is a alien" and everyone (involved) knows what it means.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)

BECAUSE THEY ASSOCIATE IT WITH THE ANIMATION

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)

YOUR GRAMMAR IS TERRIBLE

"HEY I'M USING THIS KILOGRAM FOR EATING. THIS IS A FEEDING-BASED KILOGRAM".

ALSO: BIGG JOHN WAYNE DURNT EAT NO FISH, IT'S BEEF OR CHICKIN ALL THE WAY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)

ENGLISH IS MY NINTH LANGUAGE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)

OH NOES, DEAD DOG IS ALIVE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)

ALIVE DOG DIED. ALIVE DEAD DOG IS DEAD.

ARGH DEAD ALIVE DEAD DOG IS ALIVEDEAD. LIVE TONIGHT ON CHANNEL 5.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)

Ken Dodds dads dogs dead.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)

as a dodo

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

Dispatches: DEAD PETS RISE FROM THE GRAVE

8pm on Channel 4

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

I CAN RAZE THE DEAD SO NO WORRIES EVERYONE CHILLOUT

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)

NEED REZ PLS/

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)

REZ?

NO, RAZE

WWW.ICANRAZESTUFFYEAH.COM/GIVEMESTUFFTORAZE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)

YOUR LINK IS BROKEN

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)

FIXED

CAN YOU GUESS WHERE IT GOES?

OLOLOLOLOL

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)

ITS PURPLE NOW

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)

DEJA VU

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)

IS A SHIT FILM AND SONG BY BEYONCÉ

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)

Opps I just DOT'd you..

sowweee

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)

DOT'D?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)

Dawn of t'dead?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)

Can you bring my hamster back to life please?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

NO BUT I CAN RAZE HIM

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)

SHE IS DEAD IN MY OLD HOUSES GARDEN

I THINK IT WOULD FREAK OUT THE GIRLS LIVING THERE IF HAMMY SUDDENLY CREPT INTO THE HOUSE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT RAZE MEANS.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)

SEX?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)

Yes.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)

OH, but you might catch somehting

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)

A SEXY HAMSTER IF I'M LUCKY

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)

YOU WISH, SHES BEEN BURIED FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)

Turn him loose in the pet cemetary . . .

Oooooooh . . . you did !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

Is that a helicopter helmet?

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Shlvng, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)

YOURE A HELICOPTER HELMET/

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)

haha

the kid is a wizard

(JloKyM, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)

I AM COMMANDEERING THESE PIXELS IN THE NAME OF THE GAYSHIFT.

GOING ALL STICK FIGURE NINJA ON YOUR ASSES.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)

HUUUGE!...

...OMG!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)

LOLOlololOLOlollLOlloolol

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)

I herd that !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)

This is what I see

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)

YOU ARE BROKEN.

WAIT, YOU JUST HAVE A BABY SNAKE IN YOUR EYE! LOL!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)

>:(

I AM NOT BROKEN
I JUST SEE PURPLE SnAKES EVERYWHERE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)

WTF

THIS IS NOT PERPOL SNACKS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)

WHALES ON FUCKING STILTS!!!

ARE YOU DRUNK?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)

NO I AM JUST BEING THAT GUY FOR A WHILE.

I WILL PROBABLY STOP AND GO TO SLEEP IN A BIT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)

OH, THAT GUY!

I GET IT
I THINK I WILL TURN OFF MY PUTER SOON AND WATCH SOME OF THE FOOTBALL ON FIVE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)

I was going to register a username a while ago called "enormous transparent gif".

This user would only ever make one post - an enormous transparent gif.

ENORMOUS (yet under 50k).

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)

ALAS, YOUR PLOT IS OUT OF THE BAG NOW.

I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED, NOW I WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO SAY, "OH IT IS GRONKPAN."

YOU HAVE SPOILED IT ALL :( :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)

It's ok

I lost my momentum on the project and I don't feel like doing it anymore.

If it happens, there is a copycat in our midst.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)

*STOPS MIDWAY THROUGH NEW ACCOUNT REGISTRATION*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)

i like this idea...

...it might go unseen though... :/...???

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)

GAYSHIFT AHOY

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Shlvng, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)

OH HAI.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)

MEET MY FRIEND HE IS GOAT

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Shlvng, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)

HAI GOAT

ARGH NO GIVE ME BACK MY SHOES. YOU ARE A GOAT THEY DONT EVEN FIT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)

No, silly, Goat does not wear shoes

Goat sells stolen shoes to China and donates the monies to the ailing IMF.

Goat will singlehandedly solve our recession with stolen shoes.

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Shlvng, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)

I APPROVE

HOLA LIMON COMMA ESTAR?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)

I AM FINE HOW ARE YOU?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)

I'M TRYING TO FREAK OUT MY FLATMATE BY HURRIEDLY PAUSING WHAT I'M LISTENING TO WHENEVER SHE WALKS IN THE KITCHEN.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)

Hahaha

A noble cause.

I did this by developing a tick, backfired a bit because I cant get rid of it now.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)

My dog had a tick but rather than develop it,

we pulled it's head of using a tiny plastic green crowbar.

/true story

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)

UGH. WRONG TICK.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)

Darker

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)

TOO EMO.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)

TWO

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)

TOE

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)

TOW

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)

TAU

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)

TUU

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)

TUE

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)

Brilliant.

Well done.

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)

phut,phut phut.............................

they never work these things. . . .

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)

Haha

Nicelly!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)

liiiiquorice finger

bwa bwa bwaaaaaah!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)

Shirley you jest . . . eat all you like !

TWIST AND SHOUT !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)

WOO!

That deserves a click!

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)

Darko Tower

Quick pic of a flash thingy I did that mixes the mythos of Donnie Darko and Stephen King's Dark Tower.
Clicky Frank to play.

It's interactive - but I never finished it off - needs an end and some better sounds... maybe I'll get to it one day...

Edit - Smaller gif about half the size...

(Colonel K Isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

OH HAI.

~~YOUR IMAGE IS BLOCKING THE TUBES. PLEASE OPTIMISE CILLIT BANG STYLE.~~ TUBES CLEAR. THANKYOU.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

ITS VERY NICE AND ALL,

BUT A SMALLER FILESIZE IS VIEWED AS POLITE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)

BOTH THESE STATEMENTS ARE TRUTHS

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)

bit quiet around here

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)

IT IS A MONDAE EVENING WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)

less shouting and smarter conversation :P

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)

LIES NO SmART TALKING ON GAYSHIFT

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)

what's the gay shift,deary ;)

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)

THIS!

Not the day shift

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)

is it gay as in Julian and Sandy?

or gay as in the slang for 'shite'?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)

I dont know the exact meaning of it being called the gayshift

But I think its when mroe gay images come out

And usually anything goes really

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)

oh right,so i dont have to get angry over that ^ way up there

grand...

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)

THIS IS CORRECT

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)

you made this?

it's very blummin' woo

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

Sorta...

Images were promo grafittos for Donnie Darko.
Swizziness, eye motif and the flash are all me tho lol

(Colonel K Isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)

Oooh nice.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)

I TOLD YOU.

THIS BEHEMOTH IS BLOCKING ALL THE TUBES.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)

I AM SCARED.

FASTEN MY SEATBELT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)

I THINK MY WORKFILTER MAY BE PLAYING A PART IN THIS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)

It was you that did the shitrags blog wasnt it?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)

Why yes, yes it was

Why do you ask?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)

Do you still do it?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)

I've been meaning to update for a little while

A new shitrags adventure is brewing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)

Good, I look forwards to it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)

I'm working on a book at the moment so lots of other things are being put to the side

but next time I get writers block I'll see if updating shitrags will help me.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)

I got to level 4?

o.O

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Hokerou, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)

ha h ha hahahah nice name

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)

I forgot to change it back

He linked to my profile on /b/. So I cleared it and changed my name xD

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Hokerou, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)

oh,it's gone

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)

I got stuck on level 4

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)

You've seen the writing on the wall then...

More planned - but not there yet...

(Colonel K Isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)

pretty cool...

...more... more...!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)

I guess this is why they call me Ttssattsr. XD

SMELL MY THUMB.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)

that's a big long thumb

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

I wonder what figure 2 will be. Big long eyebrow.

Everyone has gone away :(
I will go away too.
I will watch Bottom series two.
Everyone has gone away :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

I can't think of anything funny to associate with the words 'big' and 'long'

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)

enjoy bottom

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)

You are great.

I am going away because I have just got Discworld Noir to work and I'm going to play it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

i am still here,tssatsrrrrrrr

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)

HEY, I JUST GOT HERE, WHAT DID I MISS?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)

F-

THERE IS NO DRAWERS OR DRAWERS OR DREWS IN THIS DRAWING WHAT YOU HAVE DRAWN

C ME

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

OK FUCK IT I LIED. ITS DRUM AND BASS. WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)

IS THIS PLAICE REALLY STRONG ENOUGH?

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

FASTEN MY SEATBELT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)

Fuck this I'm off to bed

Crikey forgot I'd done this pic back in the day

(daunkle, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

HAHA!

excellent

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

Brilliant.

Well done. Really, really funny.

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:58, archived)

Every day, every hour, wish that I was bulletproof...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

don't we all.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

Ahh, yes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

i was being sardonic.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

I wasn't.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

this is not a conversation :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

Awwwwww.

I thought it was. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

i'll have to charge you extra for conversation.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

But I paid for an arguement!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

No you didn't.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

this isnt an argument,it's just contradiction!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

No it isn't.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

Yes it is.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

I AM GOING TO DRAW SOMETHING NOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WILL BE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

DRAW A DRAWER FULL OF DRAWERS (PANTS) BELONGING TO DREW

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

No. I WILL DRAW SOMETHING WITH LEGS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

I AM ALSO DRAWING!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

CAT ON A SKATEBOARD?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

ROBOT VENUS DE MILO

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

TOO LATE

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

DRAW A DRAWER FULL OF DRAWERS (PANTS) BELONGING TO DREW WITH LEGS

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

You won't see penny one from me!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

:D i take it you're not watching your bank balance

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

Shitt!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

thankyou for buying me lunch ^_^

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

*sigh*

You're welcome.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

I LOVE YOU THOM

Also: Good timing, AIM! Now! :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

Oh, Thom. *siiigh* <3

NOT A CAT ON A SKATEBOARD, THOUGH.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

KITTEN.

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ClanSoul, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

you called?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

BREEOOOWWWW. NYYAAWWWWW. WHOOOSSH.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

Leg fell off.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

:D:D

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made...

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

cor!

I love it!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

ha ha...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)

Sorry.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

I'll just wait here patiently.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

I'm not commenting on this picture.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

i'm not replying to this comment

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

I'm ignoring both of you.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

Why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

Because last time I commented on one of your pictures

I took my time to carefully think out what I meant, typed it out in full detail and put myself in danger of looking like a gayer and you ignored it.
So no more. My lips are sealed

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

I read it!

But I was gone by the time you posted it. I liked what you said, and I appreciated it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

Forget you.

And your pictures.

*flounces*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

FINE!

BE THAT WAY!

*sulks*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

I'M GOING ROWING

*sculls*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

I'M GOING GOTH

*skulls*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

I'M GOING TO THE BEACH

*sea gulls*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

I'M GOING TO THE SHOOTING RANGE

*pulls*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

thom yorke compo was two months ago...

(no, i mean well done. he has straw on his face)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

There was a Thom Yorke compo?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

creep. weirdo.

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

Fake, plastic

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

you're killin' me, kk

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

I am??

I'm sorry!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)

THIS IS NOT A COOKIE

I WANT A COOKIE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

I gave you some of my cookie already

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

INNUENDO.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

"Why does everything you say have to be innuendo?"

"Ha! In YOUR endo!"
/scrubs

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)

I was just so waiting for a Scrubs quote.

I thought I'd have to do it myself :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

LIAR

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

thombase

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

HE'S AN EVIL ELVIS.

You can tell by his shifty eye.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

YIKES

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

hahahaha

he's ....that's....i'm.......

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)

stop drawing me

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

You're not Thom!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

oh yeah?

www.flickr.com/photos/reckless_rik/275619045/

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

HOLY SHIT!!!

I LOVE YOU THOM!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

I LOVE YOU MR THORRIBLE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

I could burst a million bubbles

Nicely done :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

ALSO:

I LOVE YOU THOM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

Brilliant.

Well done.

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)

This bandwagon still has wheels...

Been done?

(Colonel K Isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

i will allow this :P not that i have any choice

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

Charming.

I fear though, we may have a Hancock situation fast approaching.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

You're a Hancock situation.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

I guess I walked into that one.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

I LURED YOU IN WITH DRUGS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

I wish I had some valium or something.

I'm now officially nocturnal. It was ratified and everything.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

I did that for a few weeks. It's mental.

I have to be up at 2 tomorrow though so I can drink beer and stand in the sea.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

I'm not sure I understand this.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

Wake up. Get beer. Stand in sea.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

I see.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

Nick?Tony?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

Hey cool.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

haha!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

Hahahahahah

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ClanSoul, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

TJ: Meet the happy couple

/looked way better in my mind...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

Needs animating

with him taking her from behind and stuff

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)

I can forgive the bandwagon

Because this is pretty damn well done. Bravo!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

welcome new person!

very good, even though it's part of this bandwagon

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

Aye

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

Quantum of Hindustam Ambassador too...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

not sure this quite worked how i intended

..but i'm off to bed

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

arf!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

Warning: Your Batman may melt and become semi retarded in direct sunlight

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

Elseworlds : Batman/Dracula : Red Rain

i fucking love that story

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

Hahaha christ!

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

nice

i feel guilty that i'm about to post a picture above it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

last click for tonight

woo yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

Serves the flyin' rat right !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

This...

is fantastic! *click*

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

haha

very nice meltdown

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)

he's gone batty...

...(this is cor ace cor)!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)

I'm not letting this board be awash with tea.

This is the correct hot beverage. All these coffee worshippers can't be wrong.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

its a shame they are though...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

tea,tea,lovely tea!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)

would you like a cup of tea?

DRINK DRINK DRINK
FECK OFF CUP!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

'ah now father,what would YOU say to a nice cup of tea?'

'feck aff,cup!'

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

just pour it down my throat

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

DRIIIINNNNKKKKKK!!!!!!

*smashes furniture*

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

That would be an ecumenical matter.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

YES!!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

"Remember when Father Jack's head went septic?"

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

'wow,a stage twelve,i never thought i'd see one.'

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

They'll all trample themselves to death in a minute

Don't have to put up with this coffee shit much longer

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

it's all lies

tea would kick their arses, all at the same time

;D

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

Chuck Norris tea?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

The next nearest thing

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)

outstanding

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

It might brew on Thursday.

If it can get the parts. But that last tea bag was a right cowboy job.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

this vid still fills me with joy

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA

(another b3tans, not mine)

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

there is now a Lancashire Tea

bout time we showed them yorkshire folk how to make a proper brew

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

Yorkshire Tea Gold FTW

or Hard Water if you must

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

we have loverly welsh water

none of that hard water shite

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

too much

chlorine round these parts

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

/WW1 blog

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

welsh water 1?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)

wet wipes 1

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)

waterpolo walrus 1!!omgone

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

wanking wallabies 1 : backdoor sluts extraordinaire!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

Hard water is tasty.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

i hated the stuff

had it in Bristol and ended up getting a filter and filter kettle after 2 years.

although it did cause me to brew my tea for longer than i used to, so i drink better tea these days

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)

You big picky wuss :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

Get my water out of that filter.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

if they are religious

...they are wrong.

coffee ftw tho.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

hmm

it's not really coffee unless you hand pick the beans, and then roast them on a fire of your own semen though is it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

I can see even Ray Mears having trouble lighting that.

"This is what the tribesmen refer to as 'salty fire.' Bit hard to get started, though. Now I'm going to collect some fuel..."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)

ray mears

couldn't light a hob ring on an electrolux mx290 gas cooker

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

I like that old dude he knocks around with sometimes.

He is funny.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

I have been wanting a starbucks coffee all day

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)

americano?

mocha?

which one dammit!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

This new fangled one called "Coffee"?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

I knew some cunt would say that.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

Hahaha

And you call me the cunt, Mr Pretentious :P

It's amusing to see Starbucks staff go "eh?" when you ask for a coffee.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

for the last time *pulls out flick knife*

I would like, a medium, BLACK, FUCKING COFFEE, to go.

IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD YOU TWERP?

had one of the big bastards of a big americano in costa a few months ago, was handed a pair of goggles and speedos whilst the fire service filled it up

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

OMG! Everyone should all be like you.

Then we could all drink the same and talk the same! OMGLOL!!11!!

;(

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

my head is hurting

i'm not sure whether that sarcasm is directed at me, or at the coffee bar industry.

also, please keep me informed with news about Carla the elephant, I know some celebrities who may be willing to get involved in a televisual drive to help save her, including Mr Nicholas Parsons

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

hehe

it was directed at you, not everyone likes 'just coffee'. Anyway...

An elephant could no more stick its trunk up its arse than we could lick our balls

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)

"we"?

/Prince blog

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)

let us pray to mocha

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)

That's the pun I've been missing the whole time!

WINS!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

this^

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

New image challenge?

Coffee vs Tea?

It worked for elephants/crabs

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

but was that not a subversion of a challenges simply labelled "crabs"?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)

Nah,

The elephants thing was going before the challenge.
I think.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

my bad

I apologise

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)

we should revist some of the oldest compos

like monkey's v penguins

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

Or animals using their rhyming counterparts

*ahem*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

like mousey cheese?

for example?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

Coffee is made of awesome and win

However, Starbucks et al are balls.

Fresh-ground from your own coffee machine is better.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

I LOVE COFFE I LOVE TEA

I LOVE THE JAVA JIVE AND IT LOVES ME

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

I LOVE JAFFA CAKES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

I hate Jaffa Cakes :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

I LOVE JAFFA CAKES

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

Living up to the name, eh?

Way down among Brazilians,
Coffee beans grow by the billions.
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill.
Man, they've got a lot of coffee in Brazil.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/246595

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

You can't get cherry soda
'Cause they've got to sell their quota
And the way things are, I guess they never will.
Man, they've got a lot of coffee in Brazil.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)

to the tune of the family ness?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)

I feel a song mash coming on.

Frank Sinatra. My kid loves that song.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)

I'm a Jaffaholic.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8946166

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)

tea and eggys for dindins!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

coffee is gorgeous

but tea doesn't give me migraines, so tea wins by default.
and with that, i'm off to bo-bos.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)

Night!

I'm off too.
Bloody time difference...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

pah! there are better pastry beverages than this

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

definitely tea time

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

teaaa

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

this is one of my favourites

though i don't think i'd really like octopus tea

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)

no,

it would be full of squink

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

Octopus?

I thought it was a spider... *phew*

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)

this is what happens to me most days

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McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)

Perfect dunk !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

Somebody set up us the Mail

(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)

When i visited my nan, god rest her soul, we made paper aeroplanes out of them big newspapers and threw them out of the 12th floor windows

and watched them fly for minutes until they hit the ground

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

I tried that from floor six of our building

And they just crashed.
It was sad.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

you need a bigger boat

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

the simplest things

can often be the most fun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)

speaking of things going out of windows...

i once saw a penny on the floor at the top of some stairs at school back in the days, i went to pick it up but caught it with my foot, the penny went peeeow! like that, hit the edge of the open window frame (that was directly down the stairwell) rickoshaying directly down and went through a teachers car windowscreen... oops

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

marvellous!

melons tend to splat from 13 floors up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)

gt6's are so damn hot
flickRRR oops!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)

now that's hot!

nighty night skuggles, i is sleepies :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

that ^

i'm orf 2 beddy byes too!
nitey nite lovely b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

For a moment...

... I thought "cheer readers" was Engrish for cheer leaders.

(Cloudane, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

Brilliant.

Well done.

PS - whoever is removing my flattering comments - go and fuck your dad. You're part of the reason this site has gone from being great to being full of pricks.

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)

TV Guide 01 - Alan's War

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)

he seems slightly impassive

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

well,

it's only war. i'll take it or leave it personally

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hah! As if Clarkson is a Mail reader.

He writes for The Times.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

negative

Sunday Times and the Scum

it's actually quite probable that he does read the mail so that he has something to write about and pontificate about on top gear

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)

Hah!

As if Clarkson wasn't a small-minded, ill-informed ball of opinion. Perish the thought.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

but if you accept all that

and don't take him in the slightest bit seriously he's quite amusing.

what worries me is the number of people who seem to think he's right about everything, and set things like the Clarkson for PM group on facebook up

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

I always saw him as an embarrassing 'dancefloor dad'/epic fail.

The notion of 'Clarkson for PM' makes me sicky-icky.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

he'd have

to align himself with a political party, or group of revolutionaries first. can't see that happening somehow

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

Sun

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

psst

up there ^^^

www.b3ta.com/board/8946106

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

I love Gok Wan

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)

he loves you too

especially in that fetching gold Llame number

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

*fears*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)

jesus!

somebody, please, put him out of my misery!
*full-body shudders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)

welcome back!

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)

thanks :)

it's just for 4 weeks, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)

shitting christ

and thats not easy to do

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

NEEDS FRESHNESS

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

FUCK

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

Please, no.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)

He looks like he could use a brick sammich !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)

Ye gads!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

ugh.

no offense, but i'll be waiting for this to slide off the board...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

let's drug him and fuck him

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

in the permafrost..

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)

and then smash out the rest of his teeth

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)

Eeeeppps! This gives me the fear!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

proper nyom

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

my teeth kinda do that..

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

WAAAGHH!!

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

wha?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)

I'm a feareded

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8945992

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)

and what a lovely hat it is!

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)

is that brak?

looks like brak. must be brak.

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Rails [*·:·], Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)

whats a brak?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

brak am a tv show

images.google.co.nz/images?rlz=1C1GGLS_enNZ291&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=the%20brak%20show&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

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Rails [*·:·], Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)

ahh no tv

would explain it...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)

zorak would kick brak's arse!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)

ghoulish gifffffffs!!!@#$

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

its only me in a hat

sheesh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

overbite

underbite

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

wombling free

my teeth only barely meet at the back... well until my filling cracked in 1/2 - stupid dentists now my teeth meet in two places on each side :D
edit : as luck would have it, that tooth's nerves are already dead so its not "that" bad = stupid living in wales without any dentists pfft

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)

dentists are gay

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)

I used to be scared of the dentist

he was a paedophle you see

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)

....ever noticed how they put their bollocks on your shoulder?

...same with hair dressers...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

depends

if you go private he puts your bollocks on his shoulder.
It's a different world.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)

wombling free

EDIT: damn you, skug!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)

*retains water*

well i be damned - loffle

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)

I was going to put that!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

it's 790's big brother!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

....who what now?

giggaratta! woo! i just remembered

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

i love lexx

well, i love kai.
both hard and in the face, despite his tragic hairdo.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)

i like the episode where he got cut into little bits

that was funny

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)

was that series 3?

i loved the chess episode in series 4

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

can't remember

i need to buy a tv

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)

me too

then i can give my mate his back

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)

IT'S NYOMMING TIME!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)

N Y O M I T

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)

0.O

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)

i just tried to do that and nearly dislocated my jaw

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)

That's the only way to do it.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)

having dislocated my shoulder reachign for a spanner out of reach and realising how much that hurt

being stuck under a cat and unable to pop it back in... i don't think i'll be dislocating my jaw any time soon...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)

that must have been one hell of a cat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)

lol typo

car

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)

what car was it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)

My Triumph Herald

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

nice!

if i could drive, i'd give my left nipple for just one hour behind the wheel of a veyron

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)

pfft wouldn't bother

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)

why?

it's gorgeous!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)

its a jelly mold on wheels

awful
give me something with some style!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)

how about an e-type?

or a bentley continental?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

I've got a GT6 :)

edit : its the mk3 non rotoflex btw

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

*jealouses*

that's bloody lush! what kid of mileage do you get?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

none as its in several bits at the moment

under repair :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

bugger

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

And for my last pic for today: a fucking light saber wielding sloth!

original pic also by me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

have i told you lately that i love you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

oooh

glad to see you're not as gone as i was expecting :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)

no, not yet

thank you, cable cock-ups!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

Lsoasp?

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Brillogs!

And with that, Night all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

night night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

Night,dude

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)

nighty night, little fish ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)

did i ever tell you that you're my hero...

edit: that animation by Butters in your profile is awesome..can't figure out all the b3tans tho. damn it.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

I will be your hero,baby.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

Haha

I don't think so, no

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)

you're the wind beneath my wings

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

no, that was me. sorry, it was quite a strong chilli last night.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

Yay!

I hadn't realised you were an owl though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

I took a few pictures of a two-toed sloth treasuring a carrot today

it was quite touching

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

FILTH!

Oh, a regular carrot?

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

treasuring?

never heard it called that before

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

You must of noticed with animals

as soon as they have their paws or claws on it, the rest of reality blurs into insignificance

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

true

especially the smarter ones

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)

Being rather slow animals, they do tend to have their meals pinched rather alot

Click for bigger (324KB)

Hence it's glee concerning the carrot

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)

poor sloth!

carrots are yummy, though, especially grated with lime juice sprinkled over them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)

Oops! That is in fact a bit of bread, taken in 2007 by another photographer called Justin Sutcliffe

who works for the Sunday Telegraph, and spends most of his time trying not to being shot in the Middle East; my carrot picture is on our servers at work; I tend to delete everything off my camera memory cards as soon as they have downloaded

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)

bread is also nice.

got to ask, is the sig a quote from Burke?
i love Aliens :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)

Aye

not entirely sure why :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)

because it's an awesome film

i had pet mice called ripley and vasquez

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)

NIce pinching maneuver !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)

Awww

At my local zoo, we have a special building that's dark at daytime and lighted at night. In it, there's a tiny jungle with sloths and all kinds of animals. All nocturnal, of course. I love that place.

/edit: from face and fur, this looks to me like a three-toed sloth.

Right, off to bed now!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

Sleepy tight geezer :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)

Where did it put such said treasure ?

lots of editing to do yet I suppose . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

Cor thats nice

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)

EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SLOTH

top marks, sir

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

Let there be light . . . saber wielding sloth !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

pew pew pew

do you have a job? your always on holiday taking wonderful pictures!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)

Yeah, it's how I pay for my holidays :)

Off to Cuba in two days :D

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)

sometimes i wish i wasn't so lazy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)

OH HAI THERE INTERNETS!

I HAVE TEA, WHAT DO YOU HAVE/HAVE HAD TODAY/THIS EVENING?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)

TEAAAAAAAAA!

i wish i had tea *looks at empty cup*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

My cup is now empty, but it is still warms

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

my cups are thermal so my tea stays longer for hotter

edit : this only works when there is tea in the cup :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

haha

That would be an awesome cup if no kettles were around

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

they do a usb cup that'll boil your tea i think...

or make it hot

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

That would be rather dangerous

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

when it gets hot enough to drink it fires flaming axes into the air whilst emitting earthquake quality vibrations to tell you your cuppa is ready

if you don't get there in time, it actually drinks it and displays "ha ha you sad git you missed the tea its mine now" on the cup
its brilliant...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

Yes, yes they do.

www.vesalia.de/e_usbtassenwaermer%5b5007%5d.htm?slc=uk

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

have you seen the guy who makes popcorn with "one" of those?

four in "one"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

Hey you!

One my friends thought you were me.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

i thought i was you?

wait who am i again?
they're my friends now :D
click here to see what he's on about

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

I have Froot Toats!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

I have no toats :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

froot toats is best of all the toats

it has currunts in *glees*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

I prefer toats with melted cheeses ontop

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

had that for tea

with fried eggses and benas on top

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

I had mexican, burrito, nachos, wedges, souredx cream, guac, salsa and mince shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

mince shit?

cannibalism FT...er

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

Well it was mince with onions and some kind of flavourings

/I didnt cook it blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

that is second best of all the toats

especially if ketchup is also involved.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

well

~~have~~ had

i eated it

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

I have sleepy eyes

and Neil Young: Heart of Gold to watch....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

yes bbc4 had special on him

not bad that tho, quite entertaining

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boff FL OZ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

I have just finished a coffee.

Away with your insipid brew.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

coffee is ground up evil

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

Half past 11 at night and you are drinking coffees?

Good luck sleeping you crazy foo'!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

I have just had coffee

but it was unleaded so no insomnia for me.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

half pass ten, fool

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

He's in Switzerland fool!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

in which case

he should be drinking hot chocolate

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

this

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

I know

It was a dyslexics read, I did

sorry

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

Coffee is the drink of cereal killers

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

surreal serial cereal killer?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

In more than one episode?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

caffine makes me sleepy and lucozade

and anything with turine in

edit: nothing to do with the above

www.facebook.com/help/question.php?id=62184

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

a magnum ^^

that is all

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

Magnum PI?

Was he good?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Most powerful hangun/ice cream*?

Delete as applicable.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

i has tea

i had danish, but i ate it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

I has no food :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

i has a jar of pickles

and a packet of tuc cheese sandwich crackers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

coffee

double strong. extra large, extra sugar. i'm on my sixth.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

Coffee is horrid

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

^SCIENTIFIC TRUTH

well, actually i quite like coffee, but it no longer likes me.
love the smell of freshly ground regardless.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

I hate the smell, after working in a kiosk that sells it for 2 summers it put me off it even more

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

i love coffee

but it is liquid evil and causes head hurtyness

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

I've had coffee.

and flapjack!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Coffee is bad

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

Coffee is good.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

bad is good

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

Not as good as Thriller.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

oh bollocks to michael jackson

what about some fucking real music, eh?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

I wholeheartedly support this sentiment....

However in a fit of "oldness" I am sworn off caffine containing drinks after 8pm....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Drinking tea late is probably why I have trouble sleeping and getting up early

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

Aye! That was my problem too....

I am afraid sometimes those things your parents tell you are true. Drinking caffine in the evening does stuff your sleep patterns up and mean you go all circadian wonky!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

But I love the taste of it, and I quite enjoy watching the late night "football" on five

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

A few months of going to sleep just as the dawn chorus got started

made me realise I was most likely going to go loopy if I didn't change...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

Im not that bad, Ive sorted myself out a bit

But I felt rough this morning so slept off my horridness.
2pm I got up.
But I has lecture at 10am and Laser training tomorrow, I need to wake up

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

YOU HAVE WON!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

unless it's decaff

tea has as much caffeine as coffee

but not as much caffeine as my coffee hahahahahahaha

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

weight for weight it does

but a normal dose of tea contains very little caffeine.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

Have a brownie point.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

very little caffeine?

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

The lady's right.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

tea has more caffeine per leaf

than coffee has per bean

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)

\o/

Does he have a name?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Sadly no...

He probably could do with one

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

He's a scientist

clever
and does experiments.
*thinks*
Joseph Mengele?
Naah

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

i currently have a mug of echinacea and raspberry fruit tea on the go

it's funny caffeine free hippy stuff, i know, but it is a good suppertime drink

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

I NEED TEAS

i have some Silvertip White Tea, i'm gonna make some NOOW

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

QUICK, TO THE KETTLE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

I'm possibly the most content person in the world.

I'm sat in a very comfy reclining 'Lazy Boy' chair, made all the more comfy by the knowledge that its days are numbered. I have a cigarette in one hand and a cup of Earl Grey tea - with honey and lemon, not milk and sugar - in the other. On my iPod is Saturday Night Fry (provided by Jeru) and on my laptop is /board.

Someone try and better me. I dare you. You can't.

Edit: Also, nice picture. It's a happy tea.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

I have my trousers round my ankles wanking over a picture of jade goody

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

that might take a while

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

Actually, that is a lie

I have the telly on and I may go shoot some americans on xboxies

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

I got the new guitar hero with my roomate.

We've been rocking out with a 90% success rate on average.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

That the one with drums?

I wanna try the drums one,

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

Nah we got the one with just the guitar.

He already had a guitar from the last one so we have been duelling and doing a co-op career. I haven't got enough friends for a whole band :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

Aww poor you, You nailed that spanish (I think) bird yet?

Ive tried playing geetar hero drunk, I fail miserably

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

Nah.

After getting to know her she's become more like a little sister.

A tragically sexy one.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

Oh noes, at the end of the year both get really drunk then wake up in her bed. Winnar

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

*starts plotting*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)

fake a break-up with somebody else

get a bottle of vodka, call her and start crying. she'll come over to console you, get drunk with you, feel all kinds of nurturing emotions, then shag you when the vodka kicks in.
result!
you get sex, she gets to feel guilty for taking advantage of you in your hour of need!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)

Hmmm.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

i envy your tea

earl grey is lush, especially with honey and lemon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU SHOULD DRINK IT.

Check my mug one time.

Click for bigger

It's colossal.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

i have one about the same size from disney

it's a bugger to pick up one-handed when it's full!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

i gots one of them

with sully on the side

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)

Would you like tea in your milk?

Waaaaay tooooo miiiiilllllkkkyyy!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

THREE FUCKING TEA BAGS TAKE A LONG TIME TO BREW.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOOK THE PIC LATER THEN.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

THATS HUGE

And rather milky aswell

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

just for a second

thought it was a fresh brew

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

top tip

USE A TEAPOT TO BREW

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)

EARL GREY IS THE DEVILS TEA

he tempts us with it away from the true cup

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

LIES!

earl grey is delightful! it's far too delicate for beelzebub.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

It's a little known fact that

beelzebub is in fact a crossdresser.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

Try Lady grey

its nicer

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

Water.

TRUFAX

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

So the boy pulled his finger out at last then.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

THAT'S NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

Damn I want tea now

but we have no milk :(

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Have it black

I did that on the train as I couldnt find the milk and are too british to go back and ask for some.
It wasnt that bad

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

but I will have to put more sugar in to compensate for the lack of milk

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

Yes, 2 at least

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

this seems like a good place to say

nighty night b3ta! time for (laying awake, wide-eyed in) bed!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

nighty night, shiny shit

if you can't sleep, just think of me and my monkey boobies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

i must admit-you've won me over

time for a cuppa

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)

I thought that said 'Yay for tears'

I had a double chocolate cookie. :3

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

TEARS WhAT THE FUCK YOU ON ABOUT KK?!?!?!

I want Cookie!

:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

OH GOD I DON'T KNOW! :[

*shares cookie*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

Rubbish

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

:((((((

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

Yes thats right, be sad

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

I HAZ EATN 3 PINTS OF ADNAMS

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McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)

GOOD STUFFS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

I have tea after 3 days without ANY tea

as nobody could be bothered to go to the shops.

I gave in first and purchased the tea, and now I'm keeping it all to myself.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

Aw bless

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)

waits.....shit!

-craps self-

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

hahaha-fcuk!!

*doesn't risk strokin'*

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

Awwwwwww!

How sweet!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

RACIST

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

is this the standard way to greet redsushi from now on?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

RACIST

it's my way of greeting everyone.

i have difficulty at job interviews

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

Commence the racist chanting again please,,,,

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

Who would have thought that

I had 2 files called monkeyfresh :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

do you ever have those days when you don't feel so fresh "down there"?

now, with new monkeyfresh, those days are behind you. just one application of monkeyfresh leaves you feeling clean, fresh and confident all day.
be as fresh as a monkey, with monkeyfresh.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)

I feel that is specifically aimed towards you :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

aimed towards you :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

i always feel monkey fresh :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

~~fresh~~ tits

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)

hahah :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)

mustapha click

for the lols

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)

i can feel them whenever i like

i'm feeling them right now
*slips hand under tight t-shirt*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

:<>

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm

boobies...
*fondles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)

sister company of MonkeyBeer™

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

FRESH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

he's KILLED HIM!

whilst freshening

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

FRESH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

that's what happens

when michael jackson has a monkey as a pet

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

don't fight it, little feller,

release the evil...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

Nice Yaaaaaaaawn . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

why the long face?

is he feeling a little horse?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)

Lost his voice due to head mouth . . . yes . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)

flummoxed!

i'm a doctor, but don't know what you might call this condition

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

Head in mouth diseasey . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

WOAH NELLY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

how is babby formed?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)

how girl get pragnent?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)

His name is Simon, he plays on Myspace

(tzuruki put's his nephew in the microwave, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

bloody shit,that owl's a fat cunt

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)

make the nasty man go away :'(

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)

myspace rapes your bandwidth

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

yeah i noticed that yesterday

was updating my band's myspace and there was constant downstream traffic.

FUCK that site :/#/

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

gave up on it, everyone has to much shit on their profiles

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

like about 40 flash apps on each page

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)

daddy?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

hahahaha :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

Captain Pugwash?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

MUM?!?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

are we related?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

yes

if your dad is also my mum
(and it's entirely possible that it is)

(just to clarify, that was not aimed at your dad. i don't do yo'mom jokes, i do 'my mom' jokes)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)

my dad looks like david jason

in mummified monkey form

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)

actually

so does mine: short. old. fat.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)

and bald

don't forget bald.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

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pippy is a truck, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)

Splendid!

(

matsimpsk, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)

I am mediocre and I approve of this message

also: long time no see!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)

Surface-To-Air-Salmon

shiiit yes!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)

yes long time

i do look in most days

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pippy is a truck, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)

i am polished turd and i approve of this shit

edit: also woo and click for pip's mounted bear

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)

i think we have our ANSWER OF THE EVENING :D

-fireworks-

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

thankyou, thankyou

i'm here while thursday.
try the veal.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)

I am a flowerpot

and I am full of shit.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

I am a fuckpig,and i too am full of shit

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

i was full of shit

but i pooped and, being a monkey, i threw the poop at passersby.
now i am not quite so full of poop, although there is still some left in there.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)

yesterday i was full of shit

until i had the hoojest fart-propelled poop.
toilet duck, RIP

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

i heard a delightful tale

about a local man getting the curvy head of a toilet duck jammed solidly up his rectum. nursing staff could barely suppress the laughter for long enough to remove it.
wherever he goes now, the local children quack at him.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

saw something similar

on 'most embarrasing medical something or other'

a man admitted to hospital with several doll's heads up his bum.

apparently he liked to masturbate while shitting them out

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

hahaha!

i loved the story of the old man with a jam jar up his arse, FHM showed his x-ray

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

lol

yay-jetpropelledwhatsitthing

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

Onion cat also approves!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

nice loopadge

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pippy is a truck, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

how rare!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)

he is so proud

to fly that onion

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

Silly bear!

(Mallet Mallet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)

ever had the feeling

that salmon is watching you?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)

Salmon Rushdie?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)

heheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)

I mean BUSINESS motherfuckers!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

fishy business?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

If you must

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA

etc...

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)

i said salmon, not sturgeon!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)

arf!

i seriously need to dig out my weird al cds!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

ha ha ha wonderful

*CLICK* WOO! YAY! HOUPLA! HATSTAND! :D
edit : well deserved fp!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)

i don't think i've seen anyone say "houpla"

in about a year.

not quite as long as it's been since someone's said "panowie"

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

Panowie is the response to a Woo Woo :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

splendid!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)

Ha ha excellent.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

Run fishy!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

Wonderful!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

Feeeeesh on a stick !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

woo-great stuff

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

Hey pippy class in a glass as usual

*clickage*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

thanky

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pippy is a truck, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

EXCELLENT!!!

*Click*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

most excellent

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

This is marvellous.

Good to see you still doing stuff.

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barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)

hi ya barnsy

how are ya

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pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)

Oh my word

this is something else entirely

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)

Well now.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

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