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# Bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# is it 2007 again?
have you seen that chocolate rain guy?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I saw sparta comming back a few post back
so I'll note your remark on a piece of paper and throw it in the trash.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# just joshing
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# 2007?
Does that mean we have to watch two girls one cup again?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# any excuse eh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Octopus girl anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I'm the last man in the world who hasn't seen that
i'm like Robert Neville in "I am legend", but with internet porn instead of vampires.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# this has really distorted my expectation of 'I Am Legend' now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# it is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# this has restored my previous expectation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# and probably a better range of acting than Will Smith in the film version
/f*cking travesty it was
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I love to imagine the conversation between the ad execs and Smith:
Execs : "So Mr. Smith, it's a post-apocalyptic vampire film, and you are the star!"

Smith : "How much screen time will I have?"

Execs : "Uh, about 3/4 of the film will be just you...and a dog"

Smith : " Do we have to have the dog?"

Execs : "Yes, but you can do some unnecessary pull-ups to show how manly you are"
'
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Smith : "Oh, and the ending's too depressing, can't I save the world instead of just dying?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Will Smith is kicking Bono a bit down for 'Biggest Turd in the world'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I'd imagine the gore was a lot more realistic too:P
'ningles fella.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Haven't seen it.
It's one of those things you have to see. JFK's assassination, 9/11, moon landing. Two Girls One Cup. One of those things that people remember where they were they saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# What's she up to these days?
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# prison?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Still?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# yup
She's showing big fat lesbians how to made decorative festive shivs:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# thank goodness all the petite thin lesbians are safely away from prison
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# shes allowed to move around a bit
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# For goodness sake...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# pffft
no way dude!

WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Oh good LORD *beats around the head with a roll of kitchen paper*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# mictoboy's had her
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I'll gaz micto
I'm sure he'd oblige
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# He had me once, I barely survived.
I was attacked by an orange, handsy blur and then I woke up in Lebanon with a sore face and an Academy Award.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# you too?
He's insatiable!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I think we should call childline.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# It's just voicemail
Esther's in the jungle
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Criminy, who will save us now?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I've got Anne Diamond on hold
want to take it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Not even with yours mate
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# me neither
like fitting a lorne sausage into an old leather glove full of sick

I'll go away now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I literally am so pleased to know you right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
And cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Anne? Captain here.
Those jackets..... yes, yes, I know YOU like them.... but that was 1996.... what do you mean 'Berketex'?....... I don't care what Nick says, Anne, he looks like the kind of man who propositions till girls at Tesco....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Pfft - Berketex
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# *kicks door down and hands you phone*
TAD-AAAAHHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I read that as 'kicks down door and hands, you phone'
and wondered why you were calling Wow a phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
er

er, trying to think of a way I could call a lady a phone by way of a compliment and am failing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# something about cradling and whispering sweet nothings in my end
*sighs wistfully*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# ah yes
It's too early for sleepy Dixy's brain-worky.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# what if it was a saucy wartime two-tone bakelite little number?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# .....something about pressing sexy buttons........
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Can't YOU just save us?
Or is that not why your pants are on the outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I think the orange you mentioned might have been my fabulous bright orange Friday pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# \o/ fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Pictures or they don't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ohhhhhh you twisted my arm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :D I knew it
*hug* you're so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# cor
I bet there's more in there than just the usual
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Christ.
I never expected that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# i think we should call ghostbusters
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# EEEEAAAAAARGH EAAAAAAAAARGH EEEEAAAARGH
That's my ECTO-1 impression, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# i could tell
*keeps comments about sliming you to self*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Listen!
Can you smell that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# back off man, i'm a scientist
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# :D I might watch that tomorrow
watched Hudson Hawk again last night. Oh, and 16 Blocks, which is actually very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hudson Hawk is hilariously crap
worth watching just for the dog being catapulted out the window :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# It's brilliant!
Danny Aiello makes me smile, he's just so lovely. Plus Brucie's fucking gorgeous in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# this gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Oh no
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I'm laughing for I do not understand
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just dump this here and run away
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Arf!
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# it's almost beliveable.
but shouldn't it be compod?

and why has no one anagramed my name yet? hopeless.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Ta for the reminder
I do have an idea for you. If I finish my work off today I'll fire it up again
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hahahaha
Cheers. I did me too:p

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# What an excellent face.
I love pulling faces.

Ningles all, ningles jolie Joliet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Ningles good Captain
You make sure you keep the boys in here in check today as I'll be off w*rking.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I will be also, but they'll behave if they know what's good for 'em.
Otherwise they'll all be done up to the shoulder. Oh yes. It'll be like All Creatures Great And Small, except with more fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ooh good
I could do with a new pair of mittens for winter
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Preferably ones that occasionally whimper...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# He's causing an STD to that TV
Static Transmitted Disease :D

nicely done Joliet
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# that reminds me...I have that diddy on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# P diddy, a diddy man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# What's a diddy, Mr Prodge?
*sits cross legged and looks up innocently*

and after that I'd like to go to the toilet please. Then a story, I think. Then nap time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# diddy
[slang]
a smallish tit

[use]
"Haw you, ya diddy"
"shut it, ya diddy"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh *puts to memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Ah but that's Scottish, not English.
The true meaning is a nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# it's the true meaning because it's english?....fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hey, you love the English.
We're lovely, and we love you very much. We admire your jumpers. Well, I do. And your chaps are most gruff and endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I actually don't.


I like some of the people living there though... :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# You have most people on ignore,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# ^
After Geoff's done with him
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Good morning poppet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Oh you spotted me down here already
I tried to surprise you up there ^ with my door kicking-down antics :D

xxx morning lovy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I reckon we should move up there
MWA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# 'ning all!
No anagrams I'm afraid!


Click here for other crap!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Do they have a steam room:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Oh, I hope so
:D
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# The weight would just fall off!
It'd be like carrot soup in there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# they're all doomed to become a puddle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# *chuckles*
Mornin'

Today I am mostly listening to Curtis Mayfield.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# *ditches hippy attitude just to help the snowmen*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha
this is the clever
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I ain't gettin' in no plain, fool!
See what i did there? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)
# *pats on head*
*removes cow*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)
# "I AIN'T SPREADING YOU ON NO TOAST, FOOL"
Nice one!
(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Yay Riverghost topus notchus
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Thankus Muchus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# VEGEMITE FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN.
I DON'T CARE THAT MARMITE IS OLDER THAN MY COUNTRY. KEEP IT IN THE PEAT BOG I SAY!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Why would I want to keep it in Australia?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# that's pete dunny
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# That nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Vegemite va Marmite
this is a battle that someone needs to animate, someone with talent (ie not me)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# meh
That wouldn't even be a fight! Vegemite would poo it's bland ripoff at the site of Marmite!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# this is the best so far
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Quick n Dirty & First Post


(Follow The Gourd or the sandals, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# How rare
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)
# batty batty batty bat
batty batty batty bat
batty batty batty bat
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# NO NEED! NO NEED!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Needs more: Fright Night vampire
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
# 3 Bat?
Compo it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ps3's home is unber dull..

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Quick 'n' Dirty
...and probably bindun - but I DON'T CARE!

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:24, archived)
# haaah!
nor do i... MAKES IT MORE BETTERER!
(bobbysands, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Anyone else watch the Panorama 'special' last night?
What a vile piece of TV.

"The police asked us not to show the video of Shannon being reunited with her mother, but here's the family liasion officer to describe it perfectly so you picture it being even worse than the actual footage would have looked."

Oh, and they managed to crowbar in the fact that it was probably social services fault...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Scum. Subhuman scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:30, archived)
# who, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)
# COOK. PASS. BABTRIDGE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# yes
and now this woman will cost even more to keep in prison, not to mention the care of her numerous children.

Dole scum.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I blame Social Services
t'is an evil organisation designed to rule the world!!!

~WitchFinder General Blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# No I shall be wating it later on 4OD.
Talking of vile I just saw an advert for MacDonalds. They have a 'feative' menu. Cheese and bacon and chicken supreme. Ho fucking ho.
Sometime I think they've given up even pretending to try.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:39, archived)
# But...
they DO sprinkle glitter on it fair play to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:48, archived)
# ...
sprinkle spittle
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
#
spittle real McSplittle substitute.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Jeremy Vine = Jeremy Kyle + BBC
Sad but true.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:48, archived)
# .
(bobbysands, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# ^this^
I would say it's something to do with the name but one of my mate's is called jeremy and he's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Why can't he be more like his brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# don't ask why...


Click for bigger (149KB)
(bobbysands, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 7:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 7:55, archived)
# nice username
want some brekkie?

EDIT oh wait, you're on hunger strike aren't you. Sorry.....

*eats brekkie*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 7:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Evil child
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:12, archived)
# haha
i'd love some, but i'm not allowed...
(bobbysands, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Well have you seen Turkish women?!
'ningles all. I went to the shop and couldn't find any socks in my size. Still toats and marmite for me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:21, archived)
# marmite is whippit shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:38, archived)
# ^this
Should be Class A
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Ha!
You have no say. All you've got is vegemite! Marmite is sodding older than your country!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# is your 2nd name bigfoot?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:38, archived)
# riverghost has a colourful surname.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:27, archived)
[challenge entry] CIGAR DENIAL
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Haha
Only just spotted him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 7:45, archived)
# That's what she said!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:22, archived)
# pffft....
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:26, archived)
# RIS
/ac this whole damn week
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
# I am also full of RIS
because I don't recognise this lady. :(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Well it's Monica Lewinsky
and something about sucking off Bill Clinton but I'm clueless as to the anagram.
I think I'll come back next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Daniel Craig.
James Bond on the cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:51, archived)
# oops
my alt tag didnt work, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Thank feck for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# tonight, let us party as if it were 1939
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Private Prince
He'll be home by Christmas

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:18, archived)
# I like this...
Clicks Muchos Maximus!

You Dun this one nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Woah! - Don't go there again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:47, archived)
# just like elvis
but less black and in women's underwear.
(Yo!Mcnutty, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Hello, I work for WebSheriff...
and Prince, being a shortarsed poncey cunt, has got his knickers in a twist over some amusing pictures you've been making, so he's hired us to try and scare you out of it...

;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 7:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Better get your lawyer on speed-dial!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 7:44, archived)
# Yays
Let's play haide and seek with Glen Miller!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:23, archived)
# LOOK OUT FOR TEH WEB SHERIFF
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# I'M GETTING MARRIED IN THE MORNING
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:09, archived)
# NO YOU AIN'T
FUH REAL?

WELL SHIT BOY DON'T PISS YUH SELF.

ALSO: BREAK A LEG. THAT WAY YOU CAN GET OUT OF IT.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:16, archived)
# WEDDING PRESENT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)
# IS THIS REALLY WHATS HAPPENING?
GOOD JOB.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:50, archived)
# hahahahah what?
this is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)
# IS HE GETTING MARRIED?
I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK HE WOULD MARRY A CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 7:10, archived)
# Poor bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)
# this is funny because it is true
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)
# BITE ME!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:34, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:34, archived)
# haha!
another Big Train watcher!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
# DING DONG THE BELLS AH GONNA CHIIIIME
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# The Finance Minister's a bit peeved.
(did this for one of Rick Mercer's photo challenges.)

(He's the Canadian finance minister, by the way.)



Click for bigger (62KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 5:26, archived)
# At a glance I thought it was Bill Murray
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Bush Administration - His Bastard Munition
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 5:20, archived)
# YES
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Meth is hard to make, you know!
/meme aggregator blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 7:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I quiver to cane
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 5:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Whip it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 5:26, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:17, archived)
# this isn't receiving the WOO it deserves
therefore have one of these
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# if they had YouTube in the 1920s....
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)
# WOOOOORRRRDDDSSSSS...
points at Talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)
# THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)
# FATHER!
(Poison-System-X, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)
# tl;dr
A bigger boy taught me to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 4:54, archived)
# a teal deer?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 5:15, archived)
# ahhhh
PEN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# HAHHAHAAHHAHAHA 300 HAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# HELLO FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 3:03, archived)
# hello!!!!! this is sparta!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)
# THIS IS ENCARTA LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)
# OH GEORGE, YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)
# that looks like Baku to me
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:50, archived)
# well its not okay dont ruin the spartaaaa joke asshole
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)
# spartaaaa its funny!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Hahaha
This is the one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)
# hahah i love these threads
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)
# thanks!!!!!
keep on trucking!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 3:06, archived)
# !
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Foot Prints

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Tales of the unexpected
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I never now myself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Ouch!
I mean, ace! Too much for my brain at this hour however. Night all.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)
# NIght on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# my eyes always end up hating your stuff..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I do hope your brains are OK . . .
I mean no harm . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# tiling test patterns batman !
goes well with any music
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Me sleep now...
Fastbucks
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# STARBUCKSE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# She craps £££
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# funnily enough, that's the first thing i saw
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Anagrams and satire!
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# O Rly?
Ning Sir! How have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# 'ning
Got a bad case of animators block. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Not too bad,
apart from finding out today I am very deaf in one ear officially thanks to my lovely doctor :)

I am slowly working on a music video at the moment, but I can't get motivated without a reason :D

Meant to say as well, I caught your anims after a couple of days of having missed them. I loved your War one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Ahh, yes...I should start on my music video again! Thanks!
Your Doc made you deaf? Mine made me short sighted.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Arf!
Nah, I have been convinced my left ear has been getting worse over the last couple of years, and they finally gave me a hearing test today. Turns out I was right. Now to find out what is causing it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I made a music video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdOIV1R_3tE
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Heh
Thats a bit mental
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Yes, many have said they were disturbed.
Mission accomplished!
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I have allways wanted to do somekind of video for some noise music
I love noise music
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Took forever to edit though...
Filming random stuff and then trying to chop it to the music. Fun though. Going to do another for this band: www.myspace.com/muckysailor
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I bet
What program do you use. I can't find any good
video software aside from aftereffects (which I
don't like).
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Was done on Premiere on my rusty old PC.
Need to get Final Cut for me Mac. It's a piece of frozen piss in comparison apparently.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I like the tags
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Used to be the following:
Mel Gibson Jizz Muslims BJ Fat Kids
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Perhaps you need some conveyor belt grease . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Conveyor belt?
If you don't like my posts there is always ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# You kiddin' . . . I love your posts !
I was thinking more of incentive . . .

shame you took it wrong . . . peace . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Ohh! Very sorry.
I have been annoyed that a few of my bits of
stuff have been rather similar of late and I
thought you where commenting on that.
Thankyou
peace!
*edit* Fookme, in hindsight I am being
ridiculously oversensitive. Must be the time of
the month/night.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Hey . . . it's all good . . . enjoy youreslf !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# an anagram for what? Stafbucks?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Buckfas(s)t
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# fatsbucks
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Stabfucks
Could be a London chain for those hoodie types I've read about in the Daily Mail. Princess Diana still dead?
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:50, archived)
# ah....
www.b3ta.com/board/8993904
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Nice!
Also,

Fuck! Is it really 2 in the morning already? Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Bonne nuit.
Bubble Bobble then bed.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ( $ )
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Now this
Is DAMN inspired!!!!!!!
(angriestangel, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Maybe I should cash in. Make T shirts...
Open my own chain of coffee shops with the profits, expand too fast, world loves me, world hates me, people lose their jobs, some little spod posts an altered image of my logo at 2am because he can't sleep and the circle of life is complete!
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] June Sarpong - Une Gnops Jar
Evening gayboard. I'm up because a neighbourhood cat I've been inviting in shut himself in the bedroom and dropped a wet one in the corner. What larks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Nice tight squeeze !
Pour the contents of that jar on that wet spot . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I've cleaned it all up now.
But I don't suspect the smell will disappear in a hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Ha!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I HATE THIS BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# TELL THAT TO PRINCE CHARLES
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)

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