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[challenge entry] bloody clangers!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha
pesky little critters :D

*clicks*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# haha
pishh-te-cough, pishh-te-cough!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# More upturned Bagpusses are needed on b3ta!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ANIMATE IT.
Woo :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# awesome!
:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# b3ta>>>addiction>>>ruination
*except for the love life*

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# now thats a nice tattoo!
books self in for cs4 tattoo!

edit -

bender-tatoo
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# He's gonna regret it
When the next version comes out in another year.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ehh.. tatoo over it in magenta
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I feel im not being represented
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I think she must have been wearing a padded jumper
when she was doing the queens nose.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I would say C cup
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# maybe even a b :(
I must have put my telly on wide-screen mode or something because they are much bigger when I remeber them *dribbles*.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# but then, how old were you when you watched it?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# well i think it was 1995
[32-(5+8)]= uhhmm 19?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# so it begins!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# He's OK!
I have a PS8 tatto!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# there's a CS4?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Yup.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I wasn't so lucky



(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# he's wearing manthongs
ooh err.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# haha
i want more plugs in the street
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha
She lies! LIES! Shepherd's pies!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# If only.
/Wants some blog
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Sorry but you're in the queue behind GSTQ and I.
Unless you mean passed out tattoed peeps.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Sloppy thirds?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Meh, OK.
You have to wine and dine her first though.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I meant on the passed out tattooed man.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Oh we've all had him!
He'll be nice and pliant for you now.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# what ??????
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Well lets face it.
On the b3ta scale of getting laid we're both at the bottom of the stats board:P
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# oh.
i will wisely make no further comment
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Oh.
I got you this for Chrimbo
It's slightly used but you won't mind.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# cheers fella
but at my age i'm pretty on top of things
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I just noticed how funny these bits are
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# this is in fairly book condition
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# And it's a book about wanking:P
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Needs more jaffa cakes :)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahah
It´s funny because it´s true.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Us b3tards!
We have women falling off us!*

*maybe should diet blog:P
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# even the sex part?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Yes.
Hot babes just jove us.

...don´t they?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I'm a hot babe and I love all b3tans
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *Wines and dines*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I loved you in that 'pig in the city' film
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I watched movie, it was crap
Never saw a policeman once!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# sorry, I can't hear you for the background orgy here
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Turn down your speakers then
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I really can't afford to turn anything down :)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# thugz! :D


Click for bigger
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# squidworth?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# thugggggzz!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] clanger on a hanger


think he would have approved of the stop-motion-ness...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# woo
*clicks*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# That's ace ;)


(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# cheers

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm bored
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Disturbing.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Disturbing film grain!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# oh god it is hideous kill it kill it!
and who is the fellow with the red nose?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# that's still Jeremy clarkson =D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Is that his son?
Then he did mate with Felix the Cat like stories suggest.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I'm the chairman
of the bored.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I remember that one.

:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# man vomiting a cat up
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Looks like he's slurping a la spaghetti.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# that would explain
the slight grin on the cat's face!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# were you bored?
oh and woo.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# yes, i was bored yesterday and i am bored today
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# That's what Sundays are for
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yeah you mentioned it,
I'm bored too and ill and bored of feeling ill
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i am bored and i am also bored of feeling ill
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# i am bored and i am also bored of feeling ill
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# it's catching
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i am bored and i am also bored of feeling ill
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Let's trade infections
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# gladly,
what do you have?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# No idea.
It's almost gone now, I think. Just got a sore throat, some lovely red patches on the back of my throat, a nice swollen lymph node on my neck and some residual shitty feeling.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# yeah i'll go for that
mine is vomiting and stomach cramps along with constant griping pain.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I think I'll stick with this one then.
Sorry, you're on your own
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i think i have an ear infection, if you're interested?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# yeah that could work.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# what's in it for me?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# see above.
www.b3ta.com/board/9022824

oh and i'll give you a biscuit.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Deal.
*coffs in paper bag*

*sends to skeltonator*

*eats biscuit*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Only on a second date
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# wow, is everybody here bored?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ok.
just as long as we are all on the same level.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# and bored of feeling ill
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahahaa
:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha
although it looks more like he is eating it to me
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# That's because the footage has been reversed
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# the magic of pausing the footage
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# this situation is unusual
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hehehe
IT's the hacking up furballs afterwards which is worrying.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# KFC
Noticed that Sanders has lost some weight and looked a bit familiar



first post so ignore the poor shopping skills
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Harold Shipman?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Kangaroo Fritters Cooked
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Deep fried rat
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# whoa
nice lurkage there.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# lurkage
well i thought id better come out and show my face, after remembering my login
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# well nice to meet you
after 1year 8 months and 8 days, although I'm actually relatively new here. :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Kevin fucks chickens
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# rolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolf
rolf is my hero
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Very nice indeed - Welcome aboard :)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# FANTASTISACLICK!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Emma Roberts


Click for bigger (93KB)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I see you have progressed to big hands
this is a fine picture

woo yay
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Thanks. I've done hands a few times before
But some images are very difficult to do that, depending on how they're positioned
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# the one with the ladder was my faveorite
you seem to use the scene to add to the effect very well in that one.
This one is quite remarkable as her leaning adds to the biggified head.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# haha
the perspective makes it look like she's being sucked into a hole bum first.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Kinda freeky, nicely!
I just been playing with Humandescent's FP thingummy:
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ( ' )< #quack#
this technique should be called 'duckification'
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# It needs a name don't it?
Muppet faced?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# That is very nicely done

it creeps me out a bit though
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# very nicely done
woo
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Dannii
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# christ, she could grind basalt into chips with that
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# if only it was shopped
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# she says she hasn't had a tit job, even though she has
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i had a tit job last week
it was ace
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# doing it with your own tits, doesn't count
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# oh.. :(
*stops*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I'd grind her into my chips
ra'ther
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# with lots of curry sauce on?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Well you will need some thing to get rid of that bitterness, because she is the crap sister
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# bet she's dirty innit
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# yes, she needs to use some femfresh
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# she is the one out of bbc
children's drama "the queens nose"?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# que?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ahh no its not her
she looks like the crap one out of a television program for a while back.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I know the one you mean
she was made out of crap
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# yes and she had
a frozen urine shard for hair.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# pfffft :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# no, really!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/index.html?curid=12644035
the older sister had big knockers so instantly i think of thise one as being the shit one.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# The older sister in the program didn't have big norks
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# someone did
I think it might have been melody.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Maybe you were imaging things to make it more interesting
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# this ^
as it was a shite program
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# maybe i have it mixed up with
something else wish I could find a picture of the older sister now. other than that one from top of the pops.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# you thinking about that other one that was on at the same time
the main girl in it had a face like a pigs arse but had big tits
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# A 50p that grants a wish. What could be more interesting than that?
however it depends how low she sets her sights I suppose. 50 for a sausage roll perhaps. I am hungry now..

ahhaaaa i found something
Heather-Jay Jones was melody appeared in "the vice 2"
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I haven't been hungry since Wednesday.
I don't like being ill.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# 50p for a sausage roll, wtf?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# It'd be more for one of the grease-drenched ginsters service station ones
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Gingster sausage roll for 50p, what world do you live in?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen them for more than that in a God-forsaken service station somewhere.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# only ever seen them for £1 upwards
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# That's why I said 'more'
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# oh yes, so you did. sorry
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# No worries.
Blame lazy Sunday
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ahh the internet one minuet im thinking of sausage rolls with the fit sister from the queens nose
the next im downloading some sketchy file that might have a clip of her with her norks out.
:(
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38267000/jpg/_38267756_totp150.jpg
its a disappointment
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# This is exactly what the founding fathers of the internet wanted.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Now you must show us all
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# its was a short section
from a gritty itv drama and didn't have any ffn
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# anyone wearing skinny jeans looks a cunt
edit/ more so if they also have their arses showing

and what the hell's that she's got plugged into her ear
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Would
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I'll reinforce that view with a capital WOULD.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# She's got more teeth than a chainsaw...
You'd ask her to wear a gumshield before noshing...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Could be an argument for a steel condom here
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Slow today innit
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha it is Sunday.
by popular request while ago. A riverghost Earls Court Road calendar 2009.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# b3ta callgirl cards?
heh

shame you didn't have a full on zoom lens for the dude writing down the phone numbers, he could have been someone famous might have made an easy few £ there :)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I just love the way he has a dirty old man coat on:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I must get myself one of those
they are most classy :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I believe you used to get them free if you worked in props for the BBC in the 60s and 70s:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# it's the law
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Not only the law but it's science too!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Science Law!!!!!! OBEY OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# woo.
*wants*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I will pay double if Kirsty gives me hand job and a tit wank
and i will pay many more if i can shag her
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# She told me she was willing to pay a lot more for you not to:P
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I decided this job was too big for me


Click for bigger (144KB)

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Mahmood Ahmadinejad?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Alaska
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# from a drunken conversation in the pub last night
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Alan Hansen disease
Turns you in to an angry drunk Scotsman, who no one can understand and hate Mark Lawrenceson

"Tish wek aat mowrisn, geet theis twunaty fuur bacc uff larrrgar fuur nin nin nin douck pondss"
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Titter!
I lost my ears listening to Odelay.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D
also, be afraid america if you invade Iran!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha ha!
wtf?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# is iranian robot!
is very good :D

edit: I laugh but he's probably making actual killer robots now :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha
On noes! The Flying Pirate Punk Beards of Planet Merkin!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
I have Tom Baker saying;
"Sarah Jane - Isn't that YOUR Minge Wig ?"
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# No more likely Tom saying "Thats my minge wig, how did it get out"
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Ah, their oft forgotten adventure in the Seamless Dimension :D
*clicks*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# IR PHOTCHOP GEENUS
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I AM WEASIL!
*does the I R Baboon dance*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# He's not a photoshop genius, he's a very naughty boy!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah yeah, we can all import movies of old Dr Who episodes into Imageready.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Can we?
Awesome! Let's begin.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I can't really.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Me either, I was a bit surprised.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Now That
Is Just Silly !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# wouldn't, would, wouldn't respectively.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# are you saying would for her then, or her now, or both?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# both!
Twice!

In the nude!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# New meme is new.
I don't understand and I want to be cool. EXPLAIN NEW MEME PLZ.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Got this stuck in my head !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# what the fuck?
have they got faces on?
what?

eh?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# They appear to be a charged stone with the depiction on a domestic feline on them specifically to stop them from falling off.
Yes. I'm right. That's definately a pussy magnet.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I thought it was a pussy with a pirate hat
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Ah is avaaaart pussy then?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# a sort of tiny laugh
breathing out via my nose.
which translates as lol
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] 5p, 1p, 2p, soup please.
My favourite Oliver Postgate character.

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# fantabulous:D
or spanktastic, I'm not sure which.

EDIT: Nice use of file dividers:P
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Thankee
I ate the soup before I took the photo :(
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# It'd be a waste not to!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
Yes but photo THEN soup would have been a better order of things.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# What?
And let it get cold?! Insanity I tell ye! Insanity!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# thats the flag of Sri Lanka, shirley
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Arf!
about the flag bit

the link was mentioned below
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# oh right, well then... carry on
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I'm moving there is they have pizza as a flag
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# what a waste of food
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# It's the US
So what a waist from food:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# you go to america and you see lots of moons, thats no moon
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# It reminds me of this:
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
#
ooh pretty!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Dunno really...

things are slow here
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Ew
Also, wtf BBC: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7782402.stm

This is not news. No one gives a shit
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Yeah. I couldn't care less really
but they definately shouldn't get their money back! Although it does sound a bit iffy as the chances of that happening are minute!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# It just seems that since the Ross/Brand thing,
the second anything untoward happens on television, we have to have a big song and dance about it as if it actually matters.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# The third really.
The second being that show was allowed to air in the first place.:P

EDIT: Although the good though out of the Brand/Ross thing is I'm enjoying the new encarnation of Live at The Apollo that is replacing Wossy's slot.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
#

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Please tell me you've shopped the body to look skinnier too...
O_o
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# No
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# wouldn't
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Not after what happened last time I did, anyway

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I'd break her.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Ew
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# yeah baby, i've got internets back :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# i hate skinny girls like this
when u put it in u can see the bottom of their stomach rise
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bragger! ;)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# lol
Yeah you never hear guys bragging in the pub going, 'Aaaaw! She was so skinny! I did her from behind and her shoulder blades were cutting my face.'
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# it ws like having sex with a tool box
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Actaully that conciderably less painful
I'm told.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# No
It was like sticking my knob in a mangle.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Mrs Mangel?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I doubt it can be milked
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# happy sunday everyone
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# arf :)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Haha arf!

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahahaha
aceness
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# That's class!
And it perfectly matches his facial expression
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Haha!
Wut!?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# the lack of
spillage is impressive!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Haha
From another angle you can see England lagging behind with a huge needle.

Woo and 'ningles teh micto.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# the 500 meter
sewing?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# getawaygetawaygetawaygetawaygetawaygetawaygetawaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Heheheh
I want to use that as a Christmas card to give to small children
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Feel free...
I'm too lazy to do it.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# In that case, it should be eating Santa,
who in turn has Rudolf stuffed up his bottom...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# O Noes! Not again. Quick! Twat it with a fairy!
Woo
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Righto...
The Bumblton and Stringly Twatting Fairy is prepared and ready for action!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# oooOOOoooo
you must be shagging someone rich!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# JML
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Is she the one from Sex and the City?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# JML=
www.jmldirect.com/

But wait, there's more!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# That site scares me...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# :)
Happy Sunday, all!

TJ: Does anyone know the font used by the Daily Mail for its headlines?

I just typed "Daily Mail font" into Google and IE crashed. I think its response was admirable.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ha ha...
it knows what you're looking at. it knows and it's having none of it!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# It's like HAL-9000
"I'm afraid I can't allow you to do that..."
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hancock RR Bold
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ta!
Shoddy mock front page to follow...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# comic sans
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I don't think I believe you...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# What with it being Sunday and all...
(and this being a bit shit), I'll drop it in here.

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ha haaaaa
I like that!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I recognise that face!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
that's splendid
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# haha fab :)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Okay, who broke the internets?

Return to teh Source
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Meeee


nice one!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# needs goatse fingers
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# it really doesn't...
nothing needs those. ever.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Yowsers!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# David Morrissey? Nooooo!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Kitten=skateboard ;)
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(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# This=woo!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)

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