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# bishop is an evil bstard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# WHy?
DId he thread delete too?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# i had to edit something in the gif
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# If only there was a link in the post menu that could let you do that.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i meant edit the actual gif,not the post
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# But shurely you could have just made the changes saved it as bishoppuppystabber2.gif
ANd just changed that in the post?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Or even saved it as the same filename?
Damn intenet logic.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Try it:P
It's all changed when the file size increase happened.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# You can do that, yes
But most people will then still see the old one.
You know, caching and shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# You can do both you know?
I'm notorious for it!

*edit* Hey, I can haz an edit button too!? ;)
*edit edit* Ok, I'll stop now
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Although I believe the way images are now cached with the filesize increase is a good idea.
It's a bit annoying now to have to rename the saved file to change it and it must completely clog up b3tards etc.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# yeah thats really annoying,feck it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Makes sense though.
I do think a lot more can be achieved on the board with larges filesizes and the new system does cut down on the data used by the board..
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Look into my eye O_0
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *stares into eye*
*from orbit*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I can haz lettuce tiem naow plz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha lettuce trees!
That's how they really grow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# and these is tropical lettuce trees
best of all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# So nice with tomato squids!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I wish I had that $26,000,000 or whatever it was, I could have bought that island on ebay
and enjoyed tropical lettuces and tomato squids
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Yays
And it's almost radish turtle season too!
*dons radish turtle stalker hat*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# now yer talking!
*grabs radish turtle twatting mallet*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Oooo nice twatting mallet!
Is that a Plindge & Twattleburger Mk II?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# quite so, varnished with the tears from dissilusioned orphans no less
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ooo nice
THe kitten skin handle is a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# finest patagonian orphan kitten
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I personally have the Tumblebottom Cunting Shillelagh and Minge Trimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you can get cheap knock offs of those from jml
I saw a video of it in woolworths once

*sniff*

hmm, maybe I can steal those JML tv screens from woolies, they won't be getting used now :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# lol
Yeah I've seen Tecos value version as well but they look like they wouldn't even menace a cranberry anemone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I want lettuce!
Damn you and your unseasonal postings!

Also, what is your surname? Did you request me as a friend on facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Yes, that was me.

Unseasonal? I've just returned from a beach not unline that one!

But with less lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Lettuce is about £1 a head at the moment.
You have knocked me off the lettuce wagon at an inopportune time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# yum lettuce
yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I made a vagabond like art, hope you like

This is the source: www.giarratana.com/images/SignatureView1.jpg

and this is mine: www.b3tards.com/u/602e76c62be4ba7bf490/novelart.jpg (342kb)

let me know what you think.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I like that very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# nice:)
Nought like waking up with a good bang.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Very very woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Oh dear

Because:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7782250.stm
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# she's dead, Jim
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Aaaaw
DIdn't like the show personally but Nora Batty was always a bit of an English institution.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# i remember
her from the old crossroads
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# 14th December - Rent an Oaf
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
I'll have two and one little one please.

EDIT: *looks at blanket of Sunday quietness*

I'm gonna pop in a pea from yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# This was at the top of the page befre I refreshed and is now back there.
I despise blue cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I don't believe you!
I'm fairly certain that you've been sitting her the entire time just waiting for it to be posted again! I will pop my other one from yesterday instead just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Oh, come on
some blue cheeses are rather nice

morning Manley!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Yays to stinky blue cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# will you give me a job please?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I suspect most b3tans already have oafs at home
I know I have!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# My wife does.
/typed by an oaf
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Yeah, but you were leased
as was I
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# you are most un-oafish
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Indeed.
I've always considered him more of an oik. As in fact I do you all! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# speak for yourself, oik
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I have not categorised
you yet. I've only just got up after a very late party and have a hangover. I was not expecting to have to think much beyond the genus homo sapiens this morning and you have caught me off guard.;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I think I fit firmly into the "fucking idiotic fucking idiot" category to be honest
:D

that you have used the word genus already implies the hangover is not strong enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# perhaps.
The only thing however that I'm concerned are strong enough right now are the co-codamol and ibuprofen I'm guzzling like smarties.

I also have to go and retrieve my car from a party I can barely remember arriving at. I my need to do some sleuthing before I leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# careful you aren't over the limit
the filth is getting really hot on it this xmas season
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Fear not.
I shall give them the handshake. And I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# is this service government regulated? Oafficially, that is ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7782122.stm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# If he didn't get away within 15 minutes would the gunman have got it for free?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# if i were robbing a pizza delivery man, i'd be quite happy to settle for the pizza.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# kids today
have no sense of perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# of course not, their emo hair obscures one eye thus preventing any kind of 3d spatial vision processing in their tiny drug addled brains
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# is this a dig?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# yes, so far we've found a clay pot
and chicken bone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Don't forget the small series of walls.
Ther is not Time Team episode that doesn't mention a small series of walls!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# there is every possibility that a roman general lived here
or possibly anyone else whose dwelling had walls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I think they even found that in the dinosaur episode.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I remember that "This dwelling may have belonged to a Roman Dinosaur general"
"or perhaps another dinosaur"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *imagines in cornish accent*
EDIT: I remember the first TIme Team Special. They had Sandy Toksvig as a co-presenter. She was about to go into a trench and one of the archiologists shouts, 'Stop! Only people who know what they're doing can get in here.'
Sandy Toksvig says, 'I got my degree in archiology from Oxford. Where did you get yours?'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# aw ramambaaaaaa taaaaaaaa is welin a grump longd uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ROMAN
inosaaaar *belch*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# needs more "we think we're better than you because you aren't from here but we are desparate for your money"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I thought what the average Cornish person said these days.
Well we have the place in Kensington but take the landrover to out place in Cornwall on the weekends, yah.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# maybe she was looking for a neck
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# lolcheology!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# A Time Team compo could be quite amusing
although prome to a toap invasion.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# the stats board is ammusing to read.
this has absolutely no bearing, nor relevance to this conversation. i just had to tell someone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Oh shite.
2nd on the statsboard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# heh, that programmes so real man
unnapealing dude "I've found a thing!"

*thing gets chucked on ground and covered in loose soil, cameras start rolling*

girly wummin with breats "I've found a thing"
time team "oh yes, you've found a thing"

and so on :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I've known a couple of archiologists and in their circles Time Team is detestable as they just do rush jobs and screw everything up for later digs.
I do feel though it has raised the profile of archiology and possibly opened the way for future digs to be funded.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# "tv not reality shock"
unfortunately far too many people don't get that

it's rather pathetic if they are messing up sites but good if it gets a bit more interest in the subject
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Archeology's only purpose is to entertain.
Not like paleontology, which actually changes the lives of ordinary people for the better.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# are they hiring?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll be right here...

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahah nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# WINNAH!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I often thought how big clangers were in relation to humans!!!
They're fucking huuuge!!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You're thinking of Klingons!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Nah,
they're just pasty headed freaks!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Not to mention all the worst moments of Star Trek,
Worf: 'They cannot be trusted Captain, they have no honour, recommend firing at them now!'

Captain: 'You Klingons and your fucking honour shite, you're either boring us to death or killing people over it, shut the fuck up!'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Someone on b3ta who also doesn't like star trek!!!
I am not alone!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I have to admit
I'm savagely indifferent about every incarnation of the show.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ^this
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I could never watch it for more than a couple of minutes

Then I gave up about it altogether
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Ooh no, sorry, I likes the Star Trek, mainly Voyager's middle-late episodes,
I just hate every Klingon based episode. For some reason whenever the Star Trek writers try to get earnest or 'cultural' they do it REALLY fucking badly and earnestly with no humour whatso-feckin-ever and man they are so BORING!

See every Chakotay based episode too...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# you sad sad geek
i refer you to the newsletter.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I refuse to look at the newsletter for a while,
in case anymore unexpected jar based injuries are involved...

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# what was the jar based injury?
i was refering to this btw:
www.befriendageek.com/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# If you haven't seen it, think yourself lucky,
I'm still feeling it...

And I don't want befriending by the outside people, they might wanna come around and drink my whiskey or something! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I read that bloke who played chakotay was so pissed off with it all
he kept asking for more money in the hope of getting sacked

they kept giving him more money :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# This is apparently true, and if you've seen some of his scripts, completely understandable,
you need feckin danger money to do 'sci-fi' that involves you losing consciousness due to alien intervention, and then getting it inexplicably guided back into your body via your red indian 'medicine wheel' or whatever the fuck that insane attempt at mashing together pseudo science with religious spirituality bollocks was about, but he damned well should be paid well for sticking with that.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# So bad it's good?
No, just SOOOOOO bad!
www.jammersreviews.com/st-voy/s1/cathexis.php
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Half the crew would have been shot for insuborination under fire.
At least I would have done it...

"But Captain, what about their feelings?"
BANG
"Fire at will, replacement helmsman..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# lol, star wars!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# loffle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# the fluffier looking the alien, the more deadly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# HA!
YAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# cold dead killer's eyes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# YAY!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Men like it when chicks flash

Note: duck nipple tassles!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Brilliant :)
A thing of wonder on this mizzerble, grey morning
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# We've got fog and eight inches of snow.
Is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *is jealous*
I have bleurgh and yuck. It's damp. Nothing more :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Went on the toboggan yesterday.
Should earn about £250 from You've Been A Fuckwit, or whatever it's called...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I heard you like a good 8 inches.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# haha
brilliant, just what the doctor ordered
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# cor kinky.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha corrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# lordy!:O
*spluffs*

woo.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# 'ning!
*wipes spluff*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Wasn't that a New Kids on the Block song?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
I am in two minds about this review. The fact that she thought it up and did it is pretty cool. But the fact she put it in a review on Amazon is something different.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Young mothers need all the money-saving tips they can get
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Vibrators to send baby off to sleep
Did I read that right?.. the woman must be crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# If you mean she should've kept it for herself, then yes, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# ok gronky...what were you searching for when you found that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)
# have you got the original?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Sure
I NICKED IT FROM TEH DAILY MAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# cheers
I feel a spack coming on
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# "Dog attacks baby, but gets distracted by snake"
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# "Out of control hound kills innocent reptile"
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# win.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ah. So his name is
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I am very disappointed in you.

Those hands just scream for a CDC, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I'm even more disappointed with you!
You noticed that there was CDC potential and stood my and wickedly did nothing about it!
For shame! :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# i thought it needed this:
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I just realised
Fair amount of bling on that dog!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# multiple collars ftw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# And wrist band:P
In other news I have a spot on my tongue. I think I may have tongue AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# sure you just didn't forget to take the sticker off your apple?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Naaa
I use a PC.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Oh gods
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I think we can rule out frontotemporal dementia.
www.abc.net.au/am/content/2008/s2444450.htm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# But not for you.
YOu seem to have forgotten how to differentiate between a tongue and a brain:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I think you need a colonoscopy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# And you an enema as you're full of shit.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Dogs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# expensive chicago buses
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:39, archived)
# i demand top quality expensive chicago bus porn ;)
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# a bit big though
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Lovely
Went there a few years ago, beautiful city.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# What precisely makes them expensive?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# they run on
petrol
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Being in Chicago
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Market forces
supply and demand, all that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I'm surprised there hasn't been a super hero wielding these market forces

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# There is, but he's too busy doing coke and hookers to help anyone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# And probably also returning video tapes all the time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# wow..


RIS: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7410421.stm


edit: in other news:
www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3633333,00.html

stop sending us your arabs. we have enough as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:30, archived)
# no bridge
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)
# flying fish flies fast for ferrymen, fred fucks frances for four fridays (fortunately frank forces fred's frankfurter further)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Now that's what I call news!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)
# i <3 cockweasle
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:02, archived)
# I AM COCKWEASLES BOSS
I AM VERY ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:06, archived)
# hey check out this bullshit its all of my notebooks they is filled up with fat bullshit and gay their all like mostly full and there is nine of them and they happened in like not even three months
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:07, archived)
# I almost never draw in sketchbooks.
Sometimes I do a scribble in one of Kk's books, but when I look at it later it just looks like a scribble.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:13, archived)
# you should post some of your pictures plzzzzz
and i dont use sketch books i just use the notebooks that im supposed to do my work in
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Looks like lots of those new YiffWorlders in there too.
Got some things to do first, but I will get something out of them in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:16, archived)
# hahhaha yes theyre yiffers i didnt think about that
i just liked drawing animal people i is turning fur


(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)
# Pissing Blood
/Slayer blog
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:07, archived)
# Ooh ooh, I've pissed blood before
twice. What do I win?
Heh the urologist guy asked me a bunch of questions and examined me, then he kind of went quiet for a moment, then he looked me in the eyes and said, "Ok, and is there anything else you'd like to volunteer at this point?", by which I suppose he meant, "have you shoved anything up your peehole, for instance a cactus or a propelling pencil?" I guess those guys get to hear some really crazy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:10, archived)
# eewww. you win all the peace and love in the world peeing blood is a godly power



i cant imagine the stories that eurologist and proctologist have to hear.

what makes someone consider those professions? you must really have to love shit and piss.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Either that or you have to think it's really really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Or you like stickin your finger up dood's poopers
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)
# mind has been pissed
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Oh man
the guy said to me, "just relax". Yeah, I'm bent over a table with my pants around my ankles and a stranger behind me wearing a lubed-up glove. I'm REALLY fucking ready to relax right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:21, archived)
# TOPTIP:
Shove a small plastic baby in there for a fun surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# "It's a miracle!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9022235
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# And what if you relax too much?
He'd probably think you were used to it - and what's more - where enjoying the experience.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:24, archived)
# i had that done to me once :(
what the doc didn't know, is that about 7 minutes before that i took a really long diarrhea dump.

i guess after that, he knew.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:25, archived)
# hahhah yes probably
most proctologists think shit is so funny that they like to stick their fingers into peoples buttholes all day and do tests on people feces and fuck that sounds so nasty

urologist are just dudes that love dick
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Dude
so gay.

So gay to get some other dude to check on how your prostate is doing.

Fucking fags.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# Aww fuck does this mean I'm gay now?
I mean, I guess I'm ok with it, but my wife's gonna fucking kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)
# She'll come around
married women in general find the idea of sex completely abhorrent, she'd much rather be shopping, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# no no
urologists do the finger-up-butt thing too, to check out the prostate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# I think the telescope down the pee-hole manouvre is hilarious
I used to play with the training machines when I had that job - I can do a urethroscopy in under 10 minutes. It takes a good urologist about 15.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:35, archived)
# Fuck
that's how it got left with the urologist... the guy said everything else checked out, there was just one more procedure to make absolutely sure there was nothing wrong in the bladder... they just needed to insert a camera up my urethra. I was out of there almost before he'd finished the sentence. Luckily I've been ok since though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:44, archived)
# haha
still let a guy put his finger up your butt :\

Edit: j/k, I did too.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:53, archived)
# this is not a good reason.
i guess for the first, let's say, year, it will be like:
Patient: "i have corn in my shit."
Proctologist: "hahahahah!!"

but after that:
Patient: "i have corn in my shit."
Proctologist: "what the fuck do you want me to do about it?! stop eating fucking corn."
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# I reckon you can keep yourself amused though
just by telling patients lies and making them do fucked-up shit to themselves.
"Corn in your shit? You should carefully remove it and place it in a jar. When the jar's full, place it on your doorstep for the corn collectors. Don't worry if it takes a while for them to pick it up, they're very busy"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)
# oh definatly
and im sure they get plenty of people who put things in their asses too that never gets old right? the internet says: no
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# i like your wordplay.
making them do fucked-up shit to themselves. :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# i used to repair urethroscopes
I havent met a urologist who wasn't a dirtyfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)
# I think I made my urologist uncomfortable using words like "ejaculate" and "erection"
he made me very uncomfortable using words like "jerk off" and "hard on".

I just didn't like that dude in general.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# ahhaha thats so stupid
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# I really do not think people like that are as comfortable with their jobs as they're supposed to be
they're just in it for the shit loads of money.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Yeah and I bet they end up pissing it all away.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
# I think if it's someone you met hanging out at the gym
it's possible they weren't really a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Are you saying poppers are not an effective treatment for burning urinary discharge?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Haha
this was your chance to come up with an amazing story about shoving some kitchen appliances up your cock though...see if he would flinch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)
# I AGREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)
# when popeye lets himself go?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# popeye donst have a vagina like that
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
# I AM KERMIT DESTROYER OF WORLDS...
BRING ME BANJOS AND PLUMP BREASTED PIGS OR DIE LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:35, archived)
# kermit you fuck
kermit kills the world
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)
# THESE ER GOOD PICKTURES
KINDA GAYE THOUGHE
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)
# nO! they are not gay!!!! there is no gaynesss here YOU ARE GAY IF YOU SAY THAT THEY ARE GAY FAGHOLE ASSHOLE BITCH NIP
my pictures are for men and women who are not gay and want to have babies together and men who want to have babies even though they have vaginas my pictures are all about the vagina
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Homer simpson vs Kermit the frog
Homer would win. Kermit has no upper arm strength (his arms flap when he goes yay)
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# yes but homo simpson has a big butt that lowers his attack by -20
kermit has a knife and he can regenerate limbs

although homo does have his super neck attack and a raised defense system

it is a tough match
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:47, archived)
# HAHA TOO MUCH ROIDS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)
# im going to sleep to death
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Kickin', Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:54, archived)
# PIMBUL WIZAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:15, archived)
# HE PLASE THE GAME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:21, archived)
# TILT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Hahahah
Frontpage it!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:36, archived)
# he get fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:41, archived)
# drink his milk: it is poison.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:53, archived)
# i love the filthy milk mmmmm
total gay shit shit
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:42, archived)
# please make this not happen any more
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:31, archived)
# TRAFEK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:36, archived)
# some deaf and blind cunt
plays ok, i spose *snork*
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Be careful not to stir the goulash too much after the Nutmeat/Nutolene is added as this will cause the Nutmeat/Nutolene to break apart.
Alternatively, you can add it at the end, just allowing enough time for it to warm through (Nutmeat and Nutolene are pre-cooked).
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:35, archived)
# Who was that drawing of?

and why is my animation slow.. grr
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell

They're cockweasle's drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Oh..
I'm just hoping it wasn't a self portrait or a drawing of Cockweasel's boss that I just put on a sexy dancing man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:42, archived)
# im actually pretty sure its his boss, right?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)
# Woah
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:45, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!
Hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:56, archived)
# uh oh
now that I look at it.. it looks like my boyfriend, haha
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)
# surely been done

but i was at work so it doesn't count...

idea
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:40, archived)
# I laugh. At both Sky and this munchkin herder.
Radical! Idiots writers at Sky haven't noticed the term has
been a marketing term to the youth market for over decade.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# What what what
are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:19, archived)
# Linked news item.
Direction of the agitprop uses language
that sounds like a skateboarding advert.
Which is funny, as it is warning about
youth groups. ie Munchkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:31, archived)
# ALSO:
"Hundreds of people across the country have taken part in marches to demand that no other child should suffer the same fate as Baby P."
That means that millions DID NOT. What absolute bastards they all are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Why does he have a goatsie hand.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# .
lol.. i didn't notice that. i did think his hand looked shopped in the source picture
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)
# LMAO BUTTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)
# QUICKLY, GET HIM
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:51, archived)
# quick..
before he eats the replies!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# gronkpan you just deleted a post
and i spent ages typing a reply
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:54, archived)
# here come the nazis
gronkpan you spawn of satan you.. fucking aussie thread deleters! scum i tell ya.. scum
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# What an 'arse'.
Ell oh ell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)
# .
spanngggg g gg gggg ggg gggg
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Sorry
I thought I was being inappropriate so I deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# it was a good reply about how you should fake your death and start a group for the posthumous release of your own failed and hateful poetry
and now i will never get that time back. anyways i just watched a danish film in danish. called 'the boss of it all'. although the subtitles i found were untrustworthy i'd recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)
# This was on tv a while ago:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0123209/

It has a retard sex scene.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:07, archived)
# i only watch retard sex movies with an imdb rating of 7.0 or higher
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:10, archived)
# I don't blame you
there wasn't much else apart from that scene (except for Tom Skerritt who is the greatest actor ever)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)
# skit skot skarrit i need tom skarrit
i dont want brad garret i want tom skarrit
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Now give it some vibrato
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:06, archived)
# "Leonardo DiCaprio Has Been Solid for Six Straight Years "
Too much nutmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:18, archived)
# Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)
# I don't know why that seems billed as an over coming diversity movie
who wouldn't fuck a pretty retarded chick?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:59, archived)
# I used to work in a paternity testing lab
I learned that girls with down's syndrome have abnormally high sex drives and certain men prey on them.

One guy got tested on three different ladies in the same month. two of the babbies were his.

JUST WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)
# What a retard
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:05, archived)
# They found a rare remaining one in the wild.
I've heard their numbers are way up. I suppose it's only humane, as they will only continue breeding until they begin to starve.

I like the white guy. He's being entertained. He probably has his barbeque already going.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:13, archived)
# HE HAS GONE MAD
FREEBASE WILL SUBDUE HIM
WITH NUTMEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Hahah
I just noticed the guy in the white shirt standing near the middle at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Wut, you mean yer fat mum?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:09, archived)
# One of my grandsons who is only 12 is a great cook already and he really enjoys making the Nutmeat Cheese Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 5:24, archived)
# Everybody
(Redmond, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:42, archived)
# this isn't the......
........... something.... i'm looking for
i'm confused!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Who was Anakin's father?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:14, archived)
# AIDS

edit: Mystic space AIDS, to be more exact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:16, archived)
# FOR BREAKFAST?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Do Midichlorians stay crunchy in milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Too much wanakin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:17, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)
# ACCURATE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# Yoda fucked a monkey
that's how aids got invented also.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:17, archived)
# I was thinking this
but I thought it was politically incorrect to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# I think that as long as you stick to the basic facts and don't try to draw any conclusions you're ok
I mean, yoda did fuck that monkey after all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)
# &#3232;_&#3232;
ಠ_ಠ
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:11, archived)
#
 
٩(●•)۶ SEND IT GO!!     ٩๏๏)۶
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Extreme Zoo Visits


And don't the kids love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:09, archived)
# D:!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# The face does it :^D
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)
# yup. Woo!
And these ↓ ↓ are fun too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# somebody is about to get hurt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Arf!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Aw, he just wants a little cuddle, go on!
Pat him, I dare you!

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:23, archived)
# yay i like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Thanks,
I'm on a demented animals mindset today: have a two-day interstate workshop to attend tomorrow, and am not looking forward to the schmoozing that is always required at these big meetings. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Just tell them all to feck off.
SRSLY
What State are you in?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:16, archived)
# I'm in Queensland, the 'love in' is in Victoria.
Werribee to be exact.
Not looking forward to the waste of two days, that's for sure. I've a Conference to plan for as well, and would rather do that than sit and listen to brilliant but very boring scientists wittering on about their projects.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Fuck
that's really threatening.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Even moreso
When you realise it's a baby kangaroo behind the 'shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Herbivore my arse...

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:37, archived)
# teefs for picking up corncobs and digging potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Haha, my mate jay had his glove eaten by a goat once
probably not this one.... cos it would have eaten his hand
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)
# You're a penguin, Charlie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:13, archived)

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