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Novelty Genocide Biscuit Tins Pt1

(profektus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)

Crunchy Skulls..... mmmmmmmmm.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

Yeah you don't want soggie skulls

- YUCK!

(profektus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)

Quench Your Thirst With This Vapid, Spikey-Haired Cock-Weasle

Click for bigger (185 kb)

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

who?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)

^this^

sorry, I don't read Closer anymore

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

Rather famous supermodel.

Does the Jean Paul Gaultier ads over here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

over here?

Joe is about 100 yards from me, I think.

And I'm a total RISpiece too.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah, what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

*waves*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

I actually looked out my window there...

even though I think we established you're "round the back"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

THAT Joe.

Oh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

oo-er...

indeed

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)

Are there any anonymous, or little-known supermodels?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

Lily Cole.

No fucker's ever heard of her, and she suffers from an amazing case of Mental Wealth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

She has the largest head

I have ever seen.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

she is a natural-born gnop

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

She looks like that weird woman

from that Playstation ad a few years ago

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)

*thinks*

Wasn't that actually her as well?

/alzheimers blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

Mental wealth, that's what I said.

Am I Arabella Fucking Weir?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

..uh...?

I'm confused and slightly scared

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

'Can any of you actually hear me?'

Fast show, she played a woman who would say lots of things and all the men would ignore her and then repeat what she'd said.

I was joking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)

What were you saying JPG?

pffft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

*two fingers*

in the traditional way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)

Well, there was this major pitch we were working on....

Sorry Fae *hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

she has mental wealth too

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

I got it, if that's any consolation.

And the Arabella Weir jest as well.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

i think she's rather a lovely looking lady

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

while we're on the subject of slightly weird-looking women, I'm going to put my neck on the block and say

I fancy Nicola Roberts

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

She looks like a 900 year old woman that's had youth juice.

There's a sort of...dessicated rigor to her mouth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

she looks sweet

ever heard a song called "liza radley" by the Jam?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

Probably

She looks a bit.... dead to me. Sorry chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

she looks frail and doll-like

but in reall ife she's probably a gobby scouse cow

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

gobby girls are great.

Especially the ones that nervously talk themselves into a bit of a state.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

they generally weep after sex

but as long as they save it for the cab journey home...

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)

Generally.

Not all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

you don't know my sexual technique

it usually ends in tears

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

I keep telling you to stop threatening them

they might suck your wee-wee WITHOUT having a scalpel pressed to their jugular.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

but where's the fun in that?

I like it when they shake

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

Urgh.

And it's not the ginger. Ginger's good. Usually.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

needs moar pies

but yeah, from some angles.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

she's all over the telly in the M&S adverts

(when she's not cycling past me in Cambrige being all "oooh, I'm a student look at me")

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

Alright, before them then.

HI FAE HOW ARE YOU?
OH I'M FINE TOAST, THANKS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

you're talking to yourself in capitals again

this is why people fear you and don't start up conversations themselves ;)

Hello dear, how are you today?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)

:D Good- you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

not bad

trying to get things in order, its all gone a bit wayward at the moment

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

Yeah, I know the feeling

hang in there, mine's on the 'sort out calm down' at the moment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)

Is she the one

who's mum was Pearl in the band Powder?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

*raises an eyebrow*

I don't know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

I'm thinking of Daisy Lowe apparently

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)

Dairy Lowe

Dad is Gavin Rossdale I think.

Powder had a great track called Aphrodisiac, well worth a download for top 90s indie-ness

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

OH aye, her

Yeah. Bush were quite good. I liked them anyway. When I liked bands with bollocks lyrics.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

WE NEED SOLUTIONS! A MENTAL TELEPHONE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)

To think I thought all that tosh was deep.

I think I just thought Rossdale was a bit of a hunk, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)

I'm at my best when I'm terrorist inside.

Oop.

*fears FBI*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

I'm trapped in a 90's timewarp

listening to The Heart Throbs "Hooligan"
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lNpjflDVGXc

cor, that takes me back

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

I have no idea what you mean

and youtube doesn't work her.

Call me and hum it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

Afrodisiac was marvellous

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)

I thought it was Danny Goffey out of Supergrass

son of Chris, lately of Top Gear, back when it wasn't just Clarkson, Hammond and May arsing about. I'm talking William Woolard.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

She's got a rather scary Brigitte Nielson thing going on...

eeewwwww......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

hahahaha....

I used to fancy her
Tall women make me go weak at the knees

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

I know what you mean, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

"Vapid, Spikey-Haired Cock-Weasle"

was a good summary of her then

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

This - also seen hanging out wearing stupid hats and

items of clothing only a colour blind stick thin plonker could wear and hanging off the arm of a heroin addict

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

hey you!

Happy Chanukah- haven't seen you for ages

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

And you, ducks.

I've been about, but off and on due to actually getting some work done (weird, I know).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

shame on you

our company has added an extra 1/2 hour to the working day and is going to take £100 off our bonus for every day we have off sick.
Welcome to 2009.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

Your company is a prick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)

an unwashed maggot of a prick

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)

are you sure that isn't a breach of contract?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

probably

but in the realw orld they have me by the balls- it's pretty hard to get a job in the wilds of Norfolk

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

Oooohhh! Heeeer!

*shrug*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

The headline for every issue of that should read 'I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL'.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)

'fraid I'm RISing too....

edit: ah, I do now :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

"the new kate moss"TM

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

God Save Us All

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

aah

the new ~~kate moss~~ skinny junkie attention seeking fame slut

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

^ what this wise man said.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

The more she looks like a trendy young public schoolboy

The more I would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)

Gah

That's just put me right off my coffee.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

Funny

I'm just getting into my stroke.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

Crash Cart STAT!

Oh - not that kind of stroke. Sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

*foams*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

Long, long, long legs with a big lump of meh balanced on top.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

stop ripping off wikipedia

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

Hey, I'm not a bloody student.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

Can she cook or do the dishes?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

Probably,

Although you'd probably end up with beans and tinned sausages on toast.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

That's a definite step up from my usual meals

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

That's good enough

but I bet she doesn't do windows.
(the glass variety, not the op system).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

Yazz?

We been broken down
the lowest turn
and been on the bottom line
sure ain't no fun
but if we should be evicted from our homes
we'll just move somewere else
and still carry on
(Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on...

The only way is up, baby
For you and me now
The only way is up
For you and me, now

Now we may not know
Where our next meal is coming from
But with you by my side
I'll face what is come
boy, I wanna thank you
for loving me this way
things may be a little hard now
but we'll find a brighter day
(Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on...

The only way is up, baby
For you and me now
The only way is up
For you and me, now
Ooooooooh-ooooooooh

(Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on... won't be looooooooong
The only way is up, baby
For you and me now
The only way is up
For you and me, now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

this easily makes it into my top 5 worst songs of all time

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

undoubtedly

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

I was dancing around my living room to Haddaway yesterday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

0_0

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)

Yep.

*not sorry*

And then there was my exercises with ZZtop.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)

wasn't Yazz's fault

it was cover version.

Stand Up or Your Love Rights was a great song though... and no one remebers it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

Dance!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

*snort*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

ahahahhahah

you always make me laugh

sometimes fwap, too

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)

Angus Deaton's

let himself go a bit

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

does she think that

spelling 'Agnes' with lots of extra letters makes it better somehow?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

Ok, I cannot believe this fact made it into my head but here goes...

...I was watching a bit of telly the other night when the subject of her name came up. Apparently her real name is Laura Hollins and she changed it on the advice of some nutter who believes that certain combinations of letters are worth more than others.

It made me laugh, then cry, then angry, then back to laugh.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

SO Agnes is better than Laura?

hahahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

Inspiration from Ninj...

...and apologies to the world in general.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)

*widens eyes*

Hello, wonderful P to the G.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

*wedgies*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

Oh you titwitch

*lovingly punches in the face*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

sorry, let me get that for you

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

I'm just not going to wear any.

I might have another commando year.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

Ooo ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

*sneaky beaky shooty climby arg*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

Cor!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)

year?

superduper.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

ning, goatboy ;)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

Alreet, guv?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

yes.

slipped on my arse on some ice last night. hurt my back a little, but nothing an overdose of ibuprofen hasn't fixed.

yoursel?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)

Not so dusty, ta

In hyper work-avoidance mode today.

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

*mwah*

Hello Pickle!
Are you well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

I am!

Half eleven last night I got back from band practice and decided to go and get mud pie, about 2am my guitarist left my house, having consumed mud pie and much musical discussion. I am happy. You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

Feeling vaguely like I'm being taken advantage of, but otherwise ok.

More on this story after the break.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

Okidoki *is all ears*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

Is this done from a real memorial? If so, where? I wish to visit it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

Korean War Memorial

Washington, DC

It's stunning.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

Ah.

Anyone fancy ~~lending~~ giving me the money to fly out and visit it? I'll say "Thank you", I promise.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

I've got some good piccies - would that do?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

Damn!

And I thought it would work this time!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

I could sell you some Virgin airmiles, if you want...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

Running dog of the capitalist pigs.

Will you swap them for ... *checks pockets* ... two bits of string, a conker, and a bit of orange peel?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)

Sounds like a deal!

hang on.... this conker's split!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

'Tis quite nice.

I think it gets overlooked by the Vietnam and WWII memorials (both of which are ace also).

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

hello grunty

did their camouflage wash off?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

It's very damp in Washington.

and, I suspect, Korea as well.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

Marvellous!

I inspired you? *Blushes with chuffedness* ;-) oh..*clicks* BTW

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

hahahahah :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

Bit of social commentary:

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2124548.ece

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

too quick, but woo

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)

This

gives me a semi

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Darklord, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)

eh?

it happened over 4 years, isn't that an average for such a massive population?

also, smaller you big Emo!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

~~massive~~ scummy

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

^this

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

Yeh prolly, who knows, I'm just getting a bit miffed that this somehow is always the Social Services fault

everytime some chavscum drugged up fuckwits kill, neglect, mistreat or abuse their kid, for my money it has a tad more to do with the parents, no?

If you got half a town full of 'em what are the odds you can stop them all?

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

argh...chav breeding onslaught

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

sounds like Hemel Hempstead

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

best of all the livers

/ac

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

I say we nuke it form orbit, it's the only way to be sure...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

Oh dear gods.

We so need to have a cull of people earning below - I dunno - say ... £12kpa.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

that's /talk dealt with then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

Pffft ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

no - just chavs

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

So - yeah.

Chavs.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

or...

Anyone with their hair gelled forwards for a male, or scrunchied up for a female. Any one that buys jewels from argos should also be shot on leaving.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

this sounds good

Croyden facelift = shot

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)

anyone who says

"haitch" instead of aitch.
The only acceptable time to drop the aitch is when saying aitch.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

'Id like one of them' its one of those you thick fuck.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

You can have money and still be a chav

ask your mum

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)

No.

This is scientifically impossible, as proven by Heat Magazine. For example Victoria and David Beckenham - they're not chavs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)

in my day we called them Nouveau Riche

because they couldn't understand what we were saying

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oooh, sick burn.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)

Pro rata?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)

oh, you....

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)

I might go down to a half week just to prove a point.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

I make

approximately £11.7kpa

... Shit.

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

You can remove yourself from the list

By simply offering me sexual favours.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

So...

that must mean you'll pay me three hundred quid?

Score!

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

Being poor and being chav are not one and the same,

All my street are poor, only about a third of them are chavs, but guess who makes all the kids, noise and trouble?

I've seen some stuff you just can't believe, kids playing in a freshly dug hole in the street exposing a gasmain surrounded by cones and warning barriers, nicking the workman's pickaxe and using it to pierce a gas canister, and then pressing buttons on a cherry picker being used to repair a roof whilst the workman are up on it all watched idly by the parents as if it's perfectly normal behaviour. And if one of them died, apparently it's social services fault is it?

What is it that absolves them from all practical, social and personal responsibility?

Darned if I know but I don't think Social Services are soully to blame.

(

..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

That's actually quite disgusting.

Almost enough to put me off my tea.

*slurp*

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

I agree with your points wholeheartedly.

Apart from the fact that there would be widespread outrage if every parent deserving to lose their kids due to neglect actually lost them, there is an extreme and idiotic blame culture that has developed in britain. If someone else can somehow be blamed apart from the person whose fault it actually was, then shift the blame somewhere else. I blame Claims Direct and similar ambulance chaser bollocks. For example, my gran is a tard, she tripped over the step at her bank an split her head open (not fatal, sadly). For the last two years, using my dangerously mental aunt's ambulance chasing law-firm, she has been seeking compensation from the bank of scotland because she tripped over something that was clearly marked, moreover, a part of the street that wasn't owned by the bank of scotland.

I would like to think that it's not a majority of people in britain, but their is a general theme arising of people not having any sense of responsibility for their own actions, it's always someone else's fault.

I'd say that I'm sorry for writing so much, but it's your fucking fault for starting this topic, so I'm not going to apologise.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

I agree with all of this.

I remember the days when accidents happened too.

Are your family really that mental??

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

I just think we need to somehow tie in rights to such things as housing and benefits to responsibility for your own lives and respect for your immediate community,

instead of giving it blindly to any and all with their hand out regardless of if they're social and fiscal black holes who actively make everyone's lives hell, that's not because they're poor, that's because they're cunts, and folks are only cunts if other's opinions about it cannot affect them.

(

..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)

*creates facebook group*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

Jeremy Kyle Guest Breeding Programme

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)

*joins*

(

Darklord, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)

The dawn of Homochavian.

Perhaps we should neuter this genetic offshoot of the human family tree... before it consumes us all.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

That's what happens when pillocks interbreed and interbreed and interbreed.

They're hardly going to produce Hawking, are they?

*sweeping generalisation*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)

*holds dustpan*

there :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

they were deliberately introduced to the country

in order to make the rest of us feel better about ourselves

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oh, well in that case I totally agree with them being about.

I never feel posher than when I watch Jeremy Kyle.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)

I can't watch it, too close to home I'm afraid,

I have the same problem with The Royle Family...

(

..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

Two lost their lives while in bed with their alcoholic mums?!

What a heart-warming sentence.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

Oh Hai!

I can has new compo now?

(

Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

I don't get it...

(

Darklord, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

nor me

sorry

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

phear me

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)

Have a click

This is woo!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

Watch out Bungle Bonce!

That flame thrower will singe your luvverly furs!

(roger_rarebit, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

*phears*

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

hahahaha

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)

arf!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

tee hee hee

have a click

(Stoopid_Faaka, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

bite me

(stevesteve, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

Newbie alert - sense of humour yet to be finalised...

(roger_rarebit, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

STOP;

HAMMAS TIME!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)

hummus is spot on

c'mon in ;)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

Bit on the large-size, but welcome ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

A fine start

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)

ahhhhh

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

too much

where can I offload excess mink?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

YOUR SOFT COAT IS MINE, MINKBASTARD

(

Shada, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

Can you mink it?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

hahahaha!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

Just out the shower

on the first day of my week-long holiday, and I see this.

Luvverly!!

Oooh he's so cute and fluffy and snuggly looking and look at his ickle ears WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

Why am I looking at you Moist Minky

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

are you not aware of the "got milk?" campaign

usually a celebrity with milk on their top lip.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)

Hahahaha

Ace. I want a fur coat.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

Zis must have dunbin, or you vill be shot!

(

Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)

Lol

For a minute I thought it was the sign for a Nazi Preditor.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

Hitler was quite the yoyo enthusiast

He was contest winning material.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

aye

down here:

b3ta.com/board/9088768

sorry chap

:)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

*escapes a shooting*

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)

Dum tadee dar dum tedee...

(

Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

Poor bush

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

fuck him

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

Hahahaha

He needs a new job to keep him busy...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

Georgie no stars

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)

Georgie no neck!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)

Georgie CUNT

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

that till looks a little too complicated for him....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)

Don't ask him for a Pretzl.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

hehe

he has a new job already

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

Haha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)

Now, what did I come out here for?

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

arf

head looks a little big....

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

^^This

although they say power can go to some people's head. Maybe he leaves his to charge overnight

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

hee hee

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)

Great!

(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

a good advert for abortion

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

Abortion: minutes of fun for the whole family.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)

it's like Kerplunk, except you stick the needles in

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

Hahaha.

Oh dear ....

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)

it's better than my first idea

hungry rats

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

hungry hungry rats

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

I'm not sure what is more scary - looking back on the legacy each of them is about to leave/has left behind, or this picture :D

very WOO as always, sir!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)

Little Joseph has an admirable moustache for a three foot tall child.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

LIttle monsters.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

Haha!

Looks like Blair has just punched GW in the goolies.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)

Well, Dubya got Blair back later in life by leading him around by his balls.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)

Ooo satire!

Hooray!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)

Ace!!

*clicks*

(

Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)

Hallo Ninj!

How's you?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

Fine thankee Moley

...and you sir? :D

(

Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

nicely done sir

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

Nicely shooped!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

absolutely brilliant

but missing an anthea Turner

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)

Fuhries are Fun!

(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

some furries however

Click for bigger (34 kb)

not saaaaaaaaaaaaaafe for woooooooooooooooooork

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)

True

(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

It's the footwear that makes that linked picture.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

Or the little girl ....ugh!
(the link)^

(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)

i find the lopsided tits on the woman to be slightly amusing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)

Oh dear Jesus, what the fuck is that?

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)

I tried to think

of a witty reply to your question.

But, no words suffice.

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)

the link or the picture?

the picture is like a five minute sketch I did and the link is something odd I found one day...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

The link.

It actually scares me.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

The young girl's suit...

does that have an erect clitoris?

(

Ratsta, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

if we could convert wrong into electricity

that link could solve the current energy crisis.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

This

give me huge quantities of the fear

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

I'm sure I could make a joke about "shagpile" but I don't feel like being so crude...

have a "woo" instead :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

As close to Bailey's as you can get without your eyes getting wet.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)

your stuff always scares the hell out of me

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

oooh get herr!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

Zoing

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

No shark, no bridge?

Then the landings must have been faked.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

The Shark+Bridge+Helicopter+Diver equation does not apply to Lego

Lego is real therefore this is unquestionably REAL ~ Einstein on the "Theory of Lego"

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)

SCIENCE!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)

THIS

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

RACIST.

MY GOD IS BETTER THAN YOUR GOD.

*bums everything*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

Awesomeness

On the fugging MOON!

Although the lander pre-dates minifigs by at least a decade. /pedant

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

HOLY LIVING FUCK! MAN WALKS ON MOON!

^{/the Onion}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

Morning Kampfers

(

Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)

Hi-de-Hitler :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ho De Ho

The little seen, Field Marshall Von Bovis ;-) You ok Toastie?

(

Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)

yes, I was hoping for a terrible post so I can use my new fail

but all good so far, if a little disturbing

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)

first rule of dictatorship Spike

you must involve the audience. Take them jews, get em involved!

(daunkle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)

Hahaha

Teeeeeed! Duuuude!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)

waitaminutenow

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)

One to print out and stick in the wallet I reckon.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)

I think this is my favourite ever Hitler post

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

Oh hi popular Hitler.

'ning all.
/really should be doing some work

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)

I'm mellllltiiing!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)

Heil-de-Heil!

(

Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)

I know this photo

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)

haha

top spong

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)

The final solution to the 1950s holiday camp sitcom problem in Europe.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)

hehe related pea and compo entry

(Darth Penders, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)

Ning...

(

..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)

Hahahaha

wtf!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)

Well wouldn't the world be a better place with kitty traffic lights?

Imagine if all practical everyday objects in teh street were cute n magical.

I want that.

(

..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)

It's be gridlock!

Everyone would get out of their cars to cuddle the traffic lights.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)

I'd try and drive (well pedal really) over the traffic lights. I hate cats.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)

figures.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)

what that I hate cats or I don't drive?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)

HAHAHAHA

They should have one of those at every intersection

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)

hahahah, what on earth?

I for one shall bow down to out nore cats-head-on-a-pike overlords

edit - haha, I totally didn;t see it animate at forst! oh, and WOOOO!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)

CRRRRIPES!

STOP! GOEZ! STOP! GOEZ! STOP! GOEZ!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)

flashing pussy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)

Modern art's mental these days.

Woo.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)

Rene Zellweger

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)

Mmm ... skin cancer ...

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)

The cancer of champions!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)

Oh the irony!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)

*doesn't subscribe*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)

Well he did tempt fate.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)

hahaha - looks like the guy melting from the toxic waste in Robocop :D

oh, and incidentally, they are supposed to be remaking Robocop.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)

Don't tell stuff like it

it will only upset me and make me stab people

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)

Darren Aronofsky is doing it

if the Wrestler and The Fountain are anything to go by, then I'm very interested in seeing where he takes it

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)

T-t-t-tuuuumah people

*to the tune on Shoe People*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)

*bokes*

what is the source for these things?

In fact, don't tell me...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)

dustbins round the back of Gregg's

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)

Naaa they're snatched up and sold a mcnuggets.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)

smoking:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)

Racist.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)

Raincist!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)

OMG!

Stoppit, you're putting me of Pork ;-) You ok sir?

(

Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)

This is so gross it's almost NSFW

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)

lulz, get some stomach man.

Does anyone want to see a bloke chopped in half by a pole?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)

I have quite the stomach, maaaan

but I fear most of my coworkers don't

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)

yeah I've never quite decided if I want to see gross-out posts linked

I don't think I do if they've been shopped well or humourously.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)

nice.

unlike joe, I would like to know what the source is...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)

Here you go....

www.defra.gov.uk/footandmouth/about/pigs.htm

It's not pleasant.
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)

ah that's not bad at all. I did wonder if that thing around it was a hand

here's something that I found slightly disturbing.

man chopped in half by a steel pole after crashing his motorcyle nsfw higly unpleasant

and there are some unpleasant images on that site.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)

That's going to ache in the morning

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

and take a lot of sticking plasters.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

That's really put me off my breakfast

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Darklord, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)

Breakfast is for gaylords.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)

urrrgh

wtf is that???

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

As it's early and quiet...

Now edited for slightly less spakerage

...if you Dare

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)

The caption on red is giving me spackouts and making me kill women again.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)

This isn't Ipswich you know?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)

Oh.

Shit.

How embarassing! So sorry!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)

To your room young man!

EDIT: is it just me or is that car powered by man sized hamster balls?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)

What?

Hamsters? With balls? Are you MAD?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)

You need ask?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)

Yeah it is.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)

You're a rum 'un and no mistake

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)

I bet you say that to all the vagabonds.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)

You can't. They're already dead, you know.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)

lol

Couldn't read that red block of text though.:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)

good old dan!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)

Hey... BIG B!!!!!

How you diddling, fella?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)

good mate!!

looking forward to seeing you and mrs J in a ew weeks!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)

You going?

Excellent!

Haven't booked anything yet but we will be there

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)

hahahahah, I love these :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)

that car's laid an egg

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)

yay!

"mind your own fucking business"

:D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)

hehehehe!

nice one sir

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)

Yes

yes yes yes

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

Haha

'Afternnon Sir' to you too...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

Harry isn't racist . . . just a Right Royal Pratt!

Grandpa must be proud?
.

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Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)

Hahaha!!!

Silly boy...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)

Haahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)

Haha!

top stuff!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

He'll be cooking a Lamb Biryani for his mother in-law tonight

Haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

hahahahahahahaha! brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)

Jack Nicholson

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)

Holy mother of what the fuck!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)

WHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK?!?!

'nings moley!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)

Morning big boy!

This is Jack first thing in the morning, before he's put his face on...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)

mictoboy's had her

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)

whatever he's got - she's got it now

and it's growing at twice the speed

elloes Geoff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

AAAAIIEEE!!

he still looks cooler then me...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)

IVES

how are things?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)

no too bad!

got the day of to take the nipper to the doctors though.
=(

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

nowt serious I hope

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)

urine infection

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)

ouch

hope it gets sorted

it'll be just like 'take the kids to work day'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)

Bloody Hell!

He looks so happy. Bless him.

Woo and yay!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)

Throat scrote?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)

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