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# my friend [kwiss]

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(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests.
I require more graphical information regarding your friend.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# why am i looking at your friend?
edit: and why is your post a couple of MEG when the limit is supposed to be 400kb?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Ah I see what he's done!
He's used the big file, and just html sized it.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I like this.
The name Kwiss makes me think of K-swiss who i believe make shoes or something.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# she reminds me of a friend
only kwiss has bigger boobies
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# 2mg
permission not grnated, you cock
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Permission to make this about 1/6th of its current size granted.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Image Ready went doolally and subsequently
I have gone doolally myself trying to giffify this home movie of my pet dalek helping with the ironing. As you can see he is a useless piece of fucking shite though he isn't a bad lad really. Daleks aren't as bad as recent alarmist and xenophobic media hype would have us believe. At least they do try to help. When they're not destroying the earth. Etc. I am a fucking useless piece of shite when it comes to it so I probably could compo this. But I won't. I'll stay here and warm my hands by the flames off you lot. 'Nings, btw!

(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# It's shite on collors though
woo
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# He's an original
They were all in B&W...proper Telly
Edit: nice work, clicks
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# look at the little fella go!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I met a Dalek once. He was nice
Cybermen, however, are stuck-up shits...
(, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# a cosmic punt....
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# well that
pixelated nicely...
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# i like this.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# That's it . . . don't hold back !
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# *CLICK*
woo!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# and the dole wants to know that i'm doing enough to
justify my 60 quid weekly tax rebate....
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# i like this very much
(, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i dunno.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# NSFW
If you're boss has a Wayne phobia.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Even if he does, it's SFW.
NSFW only counts for porn.
Read the FAQ!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Is it the sexah FAQ?
'ningles.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# 'Ning sir :]
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# theres one of them where i work at the minute
in 'ull
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Me neither
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# vvvv
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Schwingin' !
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# SCHWING!
SHIBBY!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Germans and their crazy sex toys

This one only goes 80 though.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# "This is what a feminist looks like"


...apparently ;-)

/Edit... now TOTALLY suitable for work.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)
# O_O
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)
# grim
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I believe exposed breasts are classed as NSFW
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ...or an invite to lots of interesting parties full of "nice people"
But out of the real world round here on B3ta I reckon they are mostly NSFW yes
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Mine are nicer!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Oh..seriously?
Even Obama's comedy breasts? Hmm. Maybe I'll stick some tassles on in a sec then.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I think that would weirdly make them ok :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# New, improved Obamabreast, now with 10x more tassle :-)
I can't animate...can barely draw really...anyone want to make him twirl his tassle?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# who's at work on a saturday night at ten to 11?
apart from barmen, and they have no interwebs
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# B3ta, local internet for local people
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# damn skippy!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I used to work until midnight on saturdays
so nobody
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# People not on GMT
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Oi Ollis!
Why you not going to teh London Bash?!One
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Needs more nipples ;)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# what film is that?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# 3 Tits and a Dildo....
Total Recall
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# First answer is much betterer....
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# get your ass to Mars fella
Total Recall mindpiss
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# total
recall
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# McFly: The Musical.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ARE YOU SERIOUS?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Why does she have three beagle snouts under there?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# They're quite clearly raspberries! ;)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# This is what we call NSFW
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# yeahyeah... two ticks
Just working on some tassles. They'll all be good by the time you get to work ;-)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Not me
But this is an international site. So people could be at work with their boss looking over their shoulder.
I, personally, have lost one job from a NSFW image.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# You get to explain to my boss why barack has his breasts out on my screen.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# quiet! you have no boss.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Is there anything more patriotic than Obama's breasts?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I'm British, so yes, Gordon Browns breasts.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Mmmm, we could arrange that :-)
For the record, me too. I know that by the way the FBI aren't kicking my door down right now for posting this.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# The only woman I have seen who wore that t-shirt really was not doing the femminist movement any favors by wearing it
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# And . . . such a nice tassle it is too !
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# time to get fit
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# bindun:P
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# fugging hell
I think I may have said so before..but Darcy Bussel in a Tricorn makes me afeel all fuzzy in the trouser department!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# You did, yes:P
I'd walk her plank!

EDIT: Also Pagetty Pol wants to do an indepth article on pies: D

And I have an almost possible maybe from Hugh Firmly-Whippingstool.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I'd replace her limb for a wooden one.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Yeah
I'd peg her too.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# crikey, incoherent trousers!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# OK
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Snap!

(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# It's my B3ta day!

I have also been bought / drunk an unfeasable amount of greengoblin over the course of this evening and as a result am a bit squiffo ;D Bit Ive had LOTS of chinese foods so am going to be OK!
Edit2??? Why is everyone drunk? Is there a epathetic link between all B3tans? One gets pissed and we all follow?
Edit: should chinese food make me feel all hyperactive and giddy?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Happy b3taday, chutney!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)
# bappy h3taday!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)
# happy b3ta day!
:)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Can del!


I haz code! Give me a couple of week and I'll have e3ta.:D

Looking forward to the new food fight!

EDIT: You're in good company. We're all pissed as a stoat!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# yay!!!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I now just have one glass of red and half a bottle of white.
Is it only 2 years?! Seems far far longer (in a good way).
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Happy b3taday, i think it's mine soon.
Have you got a new job yet?

edit: Has january got 30 or 31 days?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Yep being payed lots of money to make pictures!!!!!!!! (for the next 12 months)
so wooo
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Alright for some!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# "Lots" might be subjective to where you live in the country
and if you have not had "lots" before, I think it might be a piddling amount to compared to some of the London village types on here, but I am happy
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Well any is more than i'm earning.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Aw fuck
sorry fella that was not meant as a gloat :(
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Heh, don't worry i'm not unemployed.
I'm still at school.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# *Gah you young un
*ruffles hair in a patronising fashion*
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Gah!
I'm in the process for applying for apprentiships at the moment, so i should be earning a fair amount within 5 months.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# both
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Oh a clever clogs eh?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Let's say yes
Do you not know the poem thing that explains it all?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I do-ish
So many months rhyme it's difficult to remember it exactly.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# 30 days have september, april, june and november
all the rest have 31
except february which is a bit of a twat in that it gets a bit longer once every four years.

If you can remember the first line, you're on safe ground.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# 31!
i know this cos it's my birthday on the 31st!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Your birthday is my b3taday!
*high fives*
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# woot!
double celebrations!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Happy b£taday
:D

edit too drunk to form a short phrase... I did ok on that one however
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# happy betadaybrithday!
:D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Why come everyone is drunkles? *tries to catch up*
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# habby f3taday!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Go ahead . . . haz one for each year !
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# ha ha super
:D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Yay
Happy candle on your head day!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# whappy candles
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Hoorah!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# CHOKLIT CAYK!!!!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Mmmmmm....
Cake
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Damn you
Now I want caaaake!
And it's damp and dark and windy outside and the nearest 24-hr supermarket is a fair walk away.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha you loon!
:D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# hahahah
:D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't worry b3ta, he's run out of booze!
*airdrops bubbley*
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I did drink a lot quickly, I should be good for a few more minutes
at least long enough to start scanning in more genitals again
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Good good
Why does that image now make me think of Hugh Grant?

EDIT: I have hlaf a bottle of white and red left. They don't stand much chance.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic choice of orange.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I has westlers irish stew
nom nom nom

(it's not that good really I just couldn't be arsed to make food)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] the non-x-raying x-ray.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Who wears a suit to have an x-ray done?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# dunno...
batman judging by the badge over his chest.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# yes this!!!!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Thats the
Batman appreciation society badge...

They used to hand them out at the end of blue peter*

*may not be true
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# That person...
Who she's pointing at obviously
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# suit dependant bastards
there's a lot of them out there
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Maybe it's a photo of Dr. Manhattan
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# MAYBE IT ISN'T
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# MAYBE IT IS
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# MAYBE HE'S BORN WITH IT
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# MAYBE HE'S NOT.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# He does have a clean suit . . . however . . .
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# world wrestling federations
finest
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# indeed
MOO
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Wearing a Moo Moo . . .
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Isn't that the badge
In the picture up there ^
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Same tailor . . . no doubt . . .
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Either that
Or it's a damn big cow that made vesuvius erupt
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# depending on language!!!!
everyone needs to see this! it is amazing!
different animal, train, fire engine sounds in diffent languages!
www.flat33.com/bzzzpeek/index1.html
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipy indeed !
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Joseph
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Josef sparrow



I don't geddit
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# He's darling !
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i've hada very long hard day! my daughter has screamed on and off for the last 12 hours! :(


Please feel free to add a cdc etc on the right of the pic! :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# My stepdaughter broke the laptop!
Nice pic.

Are you still doing "The book of the dead"
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# bugger!
mines just mad! :D will be getting back to it :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Stop showing her scary pictures then :(
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha
if only it were that simple! :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# BLLLLLLLLLARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHFF!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# You're lucky she's not a teenager than.
Or it's be faaaar worse!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# i'm actually scared
she is bad now and she's 7 :( i think i need to her some medical help or she's either gonna kill the mrs or herself!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Takes after you then?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hahahha
true! :D but i take my homicidal feelings out on pixels! :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Poor pixies!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Poor Rev
Poor daughter.
Why is she screaming?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# she screams everytime her mum
walks into the same room as her. very hard work! :(
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Crikey!
That must be distressing for everyone.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# yeah
you could say so :(
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Eyed Scream Too !
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# hehhehe
ace! :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# See!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Edible eyes . . .
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Tag it! Before Tiberius nicks it
As usual.
He's still doing it. Who did Triangle Hero and the Somali Pirate ones?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Tiberius?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Oh.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# who's he then?
??
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Tiberius Gracchus
Steals b3ta pics, crops out sigs, posts on blog.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# oh right
well he can nick mine - wouldnt matter to me! :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# you forgot to mention
complete fucking racist.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I feel hungry
this reminds me I should eat
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I believe that is the purpose of hunger, yes.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# food is good!
:)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Eye should eat
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i think he does it on purpose
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahah, I always imagined Death to be a right laugh.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# especially when its a car crash?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I can imagine him arriving at the scene and just cracking up,
barely managing to get out the words "Hahah FUCK!" before doing that silent laugh where you can't breathe any more.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# "hahaha, look at the state of him! his arse is backwards!
come 'ere!"

*flourishes cape and waves scythe*

(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# "heh, ol' Liz won't be too pleased about this!"
;]
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahah, man! You're so fucking dead!
You went through the pearly gates on fire dude!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Richard Pryor was a genius you sick bastard :(
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Two night in a row on teh piss? I can tell by the willies.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# hkwioad iosh fuivki hing love you man
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# *passes kebab*
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# vomits
laughs

falls over
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# All that after two babysham!:P
Sodding ITV. Fucked up the page for the new episode of Demons.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
#
Sodding ITV. Fucked up the page for the new episode of Demons.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah
THat's the only programme I'm watching. It's a toss up between the beeb and C4 for best channel atm. The beeb win on website though.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# you gotta love that new its a knockout thing with the hamster
top telly
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I think there's a reason you live with your mum:P
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# she's cheap
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I've heard:P
Sorry you let yourself in for that one.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# oh! silly me :)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I've had cheaper
Riverghost's mum does buy one get one free
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I have a second mum?!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I'm going to start a crappy sitcom a la My Two Dads!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)
# john mclain is trapped near the top floor in a ventalation shaft
the squat team move an armored car in on the nagasaki building.
suddenly a rocket flames towars the "RV".

"and the quarterback is toast"

edit : uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wGDQ19kRGkw
I live in my own little world atm sry
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# that lot have been drinking^^^^
what the fuck are you on ?????
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# bass
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# top deck and shandy bass are bloody lethal
you be careful young man
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I will take that under advisement
watches clip over and over again

a evil black nerd with power is the most
brilliant thing hollywood ever did

edit may be too late to be careful
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)
# eh?
Thta's an awful program, his accent, every time he speaks I think abnout Vic Reeves Kinky John


MY GAAAAAD!

(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Meh
It'S entertaining. I think it was written by one of Neil Gaiman's farts.

EDIT: hahahaha

EDIT EDIT: Ok enough of us are drinking on b3ta. We all have to charge our glasses and drain them!


EDIT EDIT EDIT: MEH! Mine was an extremely large glass of red. Doesn't down well.

What was yours b3ta?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I've run out
and am now to drunk to get to the off license, which is 3 miles away across fields
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I shall email you some!
EDIT: I just heard the best dialog from outside me window (not the ECR window)

Her: Come on up to my plave.
Him: So I get a shag?
Her: GLEUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# is that from Romeo and Juliet?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah Mark Knofler is doing a new version
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# this picture is
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# yes I know, but it's still Kinky John Fowler
the character just progressed
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
Love it!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Nice draw.
Even with the willy.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Willies!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)
# interesting
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# How's it hangin' Death?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# to the left
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Swing looooooooow sweet charioooooooooooooooooot..
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Well...
He isn't very pleased to see you!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Scythe the truth !
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
# they are doing weird sisters as well
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I need to read that again at some point.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# is that a porno?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# nope its a terrance prattchettt
book currently being dramatized on radio 7 along with mort
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Hehehe
Good evening Mr Toats.
Here, have some lovely chilli chocolate. It's the best I've ever tasted and will blow your head off.
It will go with your tiddly state.

(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I've never tried chilli chocolate
I like my chocolate chocolatey, preferably in Twirl bar format
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Chilli chocolate rules!



(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I have never tasted such a strong one as this
It nearly blew off my head. It was lovely!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I had the lindt one
It's like Mmmmm..Chocolate...Ooooohhhh Hot!
Ideal for winter conditions.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# it just occured to me
probably not the best stuff to be melted for sexy fun times, would have given marianne faithfull something to think about.

i apologise for my coarseness.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# OUCH!


(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# hahahha
:)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Tesla's 'hand-powered electric chair' never really took off.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# No wings
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# *shops in a cdc*
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I may not know art
but i know what i like
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)
# No you don't.
You said you liked one of my posts once!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# more than once
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# The chair may not have taken off . . .
but the fried dude did !
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# guess who


hint: filename
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Dog food?
EDIT: If you've read The Flower Wars by Tad Williams (minus eyes) that a great image akwally.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# His hoof is in preparation, I like that.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Billy Piper
????????????????????????
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Nice! Have some fluffy
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Fluff!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Fluff!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Tribs. Proud sponcors of shelves since...
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# yay

(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# eddie?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Haywood M. Burner
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# He has a brilliant car.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Sarah Jessica Parker?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Uh-oh


Spanners... Is there anything they can't do?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# *starts Facebook group called I Bet I Can Find 238 People Who Have Spanners*
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Meh
Good luck with that... XD
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# 1
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I got
enough spanners to sink an Armada here.
2
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# You work for Mencap?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I remeber some one telling me that
they sent a "new starter" to the chemist to get a block of mencap once.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Ah
I meant Mencap the charity not they gay contraceptive.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# lol
I often wonder if my boss is a gay contraceptive .
edit : he also told me of a man who during a hot summer cut his trainers up to make "traindles". I found that funny as initially i thought he was talking about trainer sandles but no he really did slice his trainers up.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Well if you wear him like that he will be.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# logistical nightmare
also it sounds quite painful

edit : ps i hope i have a room for this bash I can afford anextra five pounds to be in the same room as jj
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I demand blueprints dammit
Also much as I don't watch ITV how fucking long do they take to update the view on demand site?!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)
# between 12 and 36 hours
this is merely a guideline however and you could be waiting as long as someone feels it needs to take. *private sector*
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# As i posted it they have created the link
the page but Demons ep 3 does not stream. I'm telling my mum!
At least there site is better than C4s! The C4 archive is great but the shitest website there is.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I hear that
they have a better budget for itv so im told its mostly the doing of that bbc guy that tried to breath life back into their dead pointless company. not that i am biased in anyway but itv are cocksuckers and im drunk.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I have to be honest
The Beeb site rocks, well constructed, intergated yesterday/today by channel option and the option to watch live. You also get the option to play HD.
I think they have seen the shift in media and have prepared for it. I am also working on getting drunk and have had a stunning curry:)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I think the money will run out for the beeb
before the switch off and no one will notice :(
but they have the guts of it worked out so it wont get much worse. hope your curry finds you well.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I think this is why
since the end of the 90's they've put money into their site.
If they can take the money from the license fees now and use that to fund programmes with a return internationally they could carry one with out the licence fee just using their name.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# soone as they make content available to other countries
:/ I figure thats a backup plan perhaps make an international contract pay per veiw
they could make more off ex pats than Brits
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# He aint happy.
I ORDERED WRENCHES!!!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I'm stil unclear what he's meant to be spanning.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# HERRO, I HAVE MEGA MONIES FOR YOU, YES?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Yays I have won the euro lotto?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# MEATLOAF!!!!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)
# HERRO, MANY LOAVES GOT MY FACE AND ASS
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)
# THIS GUY HAS TWO
FUCK FUCK FUCK
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
# If he's looking through the window with a spanner in his hand....
then he's a PLUMBER!

Or a KILLER!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] A Wee entry.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# it made me chuckle
so nice one
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Urine for trouble from the Church for that!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I love the Churc of England
Biggest shareholder for the company that makes the Skinger rocket launcher:P
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# #003 ~ Venusaur: After a rainy day, the flower on its back smells stronger. The scent attracts other Pokémon.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Only three hundred thousand to go!
Woo. I would have loved this when I was ten.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I have 494 to go D:
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# When I was much younger, and pokemon had just caught on over here
I got a poster with all 150 pokemon on it. They were about 1cm square each. I drew most of them on A4 paper, and they were stunning. Almost identical, but much bigger.

/incredibly sad blog
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Those textures are really nicely done.
Lovely.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Thankyou :]
497 Pokémon is going to improve my digital drawing skills considerably.
That's the main reason I'm doing all 497 of them :D
I would only do 151 but...practice makes perfect I suppose.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Are you doing them in order?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I am.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Poke ya mom!:P
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Infernape ftw yo
Also nice gazm
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# gotta catch 'em all
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Hahaha
weekend-o-ningles gleeful toats
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# hello, I'm trying to update my website and all sorts of shit like that
it is dull and boring and I can't be arsed
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Well have your tried going any good artwork?:P
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I'm too tired and drunk to draw`
I might scribble a willy in a mimnute to cheer myself up
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Looks purpler than normal. How about the purple penisaur?


Urrrgh
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Hehehehehehe!
This is pretty funny :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# head-doctor!
I like your sig.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# it takes great skill and power to crash a plane into water
i know if i did it i'd probably crash into the sky
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Click
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# He certainly earned his water wings !
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I want to fly
It sounds like supadidooper fun.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# The last line totally makes this
:D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# With great moustache comes great responsibility
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Needs more quo

but other than that: *smileyface*
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Ha
damn, a rare opportunity missed.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Here, you can use mine if you like
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# hahahahaaa
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha
stranger than fiction. er...
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# chortle chortle
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)

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