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# Yeehaw!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Yee haww!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# she's going to be very bruised
but she does look like she's enjoying herself.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# well, it beats sitting on the washing machine
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# "Buck"king bunny!
SeewhatIdidthere?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# bdoing bdoing bdoing bdoing bdoing
GIDDYUP WABBIT

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# FUCK YEA!!!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# yay for giant rabbits/minature cowgirls!
awesome stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I wish I had a miniature cowgirl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I think they're both giants...
...look at the size of the trees below them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# haha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa
I love this
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hell yeah!
Beautiful man, just beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Bit of a smallbrainfield, this one


Anti - RIS
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
scrubbers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Grants face in frame 3
is a joy to behold :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# "What FUCKER said that?"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha Exactly this :D
I have not seen this film in years, yet I can still hear some of the lines in my head with crystal clarity.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# You see that?!
That's the sort of window you see a face at!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# yay!
I do love that film.. So 'I's name was Marwood then?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# According to Wiki...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I DEMAND CAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# *empties piggybank*
Bugger, not enough....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning All , Long time no see :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Bitzy! That's rude
hee hee


*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *hangs head*
Yay Freebs !

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I don't want to know where your head is...
ning hon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# gah!
*pukes*

gah again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Ewww
I did have some excellent sushi last Sunday though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Ten dowah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# ugh :S
hahahahh, top :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Oh dear.....
*sniggers behind hand*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# yes. pretty much my reaction...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# pfff
nings b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# are you trying to encorage me to be gay?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# You got girlfwend GI? Me so howrney...
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *steals camera*
*zooms off on scooter*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I love that film
"Anyone that moves is VC, anyone that stands still...is well disciplined VC"

For modern conflicts swop "VC" with "Taleban" or "Hamas"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Pretty much a summation of U.S. Military strategy in general, I'd say.
In other news: if you have access to the FX channel, check out Generation Kill, which is starting shortly.

Superb 7-part thing about the first Gulf War (from the folks who brought you The Wire)

Edit: By 'shortly' I mean in a couple of days time, not at 11.00 or anything.
Sorry. I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Sounds right up my street
as I love the wire and lament its passing.

Unfortunately last year I told Sky to go suck a fuck (or words to that effect) so I only get the free channels.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *pssst*
It's all over the Torrents...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ha!
one of those rare times when *bokes* coincides with lunging up in real life!

brb :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# lol chinkies hav funy aczents
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Oh I'm not so sure about that !
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Chinese girls are all teh honey!
I drewed one who I know



(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hello 'bitz!
Shirley that product needs to be combined with Femfresh minge wipes?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha ! 'Ello luvvy !
You said MINGE !!!
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Yes
Yes I did.
I am potty-mouthed today*

and most days
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Yay ! :D
MINGE !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# *snatches back Monkey beer*
NO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# another bit of old toss

also, nicely rabbitz
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Splendid stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Your's for the low, low price of 10 dolla.


Alterantively known as 'Stench of a Wench'
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# LACIST!
I saw a shop in Hong Kong called 'MAN KEE WATCH Co.'

Honest, guv
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *SHOCKED!*
Hehehehe! Wotcha HRH!

HNY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Hello luvvy !
*Hugs*

It's not that shocking....is it ? :)

I love your new hat !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Gleeeeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Jizzed In My Pants
It's so horrible but awesomely hilarious. It's even more hilarious with the 80s New Wave European theme.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
(Cotmweaselee, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# get fucked
www.b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# /links is thattaway Mister.
you've entered the wrooooong parta town.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# pffft
you a looooong way from home boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *spits out chewin' tobaccy*
aintchu gotta pretty mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# YOU TELL EM SKEETER!
hyuk hyuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ooopsy
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# you like that pic
don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Let's put it this way -
I'm given more than a few opportunities to deploy it.

Edit: I've changed it for another - just for yooooouuuuuuuu!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ooooo
*feels special*

Is that Nawlins?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# 'tis indeed, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I was there in '03
before the pipes burst and they went with that whole 'post-apocalyptic Venice' look. It was a cool little town.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Not been, but would love to go
The un-renovated/rebuilt bits (large bits) of town would be quite disturbing to see, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# We got chased out of the hostel swimming pool at midnight by the enraged owner
He was wielding a baseball bat.

Fun times :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# God forbid you should actually *use* the facilities...
I'm worried now. Perhaps I'll go to Bournemouth instead.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# It was closed after 10pm, so his response was perfectly reasonable :P
the owner's excuse was that we could have been ak47-toting gangsters, though how useful a baseball bat would have been against an AK is debatable.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# FAILHAM FOR LUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ha ha!
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# meh
I just wanted to post it more than anything else.

He only picked the wrong board. Worse things happen at sea etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Excellent.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# It's like crashing a party in the most outgoing and loud way, only to find it's a funeral wake.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Maybe dressed as Batman and Robin?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I doubt anything called 'jizzed in my pants' could be 'awesomely hilarious'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# "Izzard in my pants" could be quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I think you're more likely to find him in one of your dresses instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# How did you know about my dr-
erm, nm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# You are on b3ta. You've just made a post. To the North, you see your post. Also an Ignore, a Hide, a Delete, and an Edit link. You hear board nazis approaching rapidly from the South and the East.
What yould you like to do now?

>_
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Hah, annoy /talk apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Oh fuck
we got a live one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ypur lamp is cool
can I buy it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# To the West there is a bunker with a locked door
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# ahaha
*can't wait for the 48K version*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# aaaaaaaand because you posted this here, right now, you are going to get abuse from a cliquey bunch of people
that are too bloody lazy to put an effort into work, and have so little authority in life that they feel the need to inforce petty rules with a rude attitude. So what I'm really saying is get fucked and go post that on links.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *Home Alones*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# it's 'enforce' actually
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# O sistema de gerenciamento da caixa de mudanças fornece informações ao motorista via instrumento combinado usando diversos displays, lâmpadas e sons!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# yes. yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] GET IN THE BACK OF DIVAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *Ding ding ding*
We have a winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# this joke is too big for just one thread
it obviously deserves a four poster...

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ouch!
that pun knocked the stuffing out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# pillow me to apologise
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# apillowgy accepted
I notice nobody else has joined in. Duvet not like the bed puns?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# erm...
togs?

i seem to have run dry, i had a futon of ideas earlier
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahha! office lols
"for a limited time only, we will throw in a special child tether and wall hook"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# mine's a tad more pricey
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# ah, very nice
But I'm saving up for a McCann Sofa from Homebase.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/shesdownthesofa.jpg

by the wonderful collapsibletank, made me chuckle lots
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# haha yes, I was referring to that, though I couldn't remember who was the original poster.
Now that is some high quality furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha these are both great
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# cheers and ning laddo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Morning, sir
How's the world with your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# same old.
General feeling of being undervalued, lack of focus, slight excitement about future projects but don't know which to get started with in the present, painful chest after overestimating myself in the gym...

apart from that, not bad. yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Well, I kind of brought myself up a bit cold
When recalling that my boss mentioned to me in September that he'd have some 'very interesting news' about (similarly to you) an upcoming 'Special Project', within a couple of weeks, yet he has singularly failed to mention it again.

I'll just keep my head down, I reckon - safest bet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Best thing ever!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# In celebration of Barack Obama's favourite eyebrow:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# why is it always confusing me in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# 'Cos you like the rain*
*Sorry, that's not right, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# It's a play. It 's art.
If you don't get it it means you're thick (TM AA Gill)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *freely admits to being thick*
also, apologies AV, I meant to say WOO, despite my lack of llama-play-based-knowledge :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'm one of these people that's quite happy to use art, but has no idea how it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# C'est vrai. Vous n'est pas.
Bonjour, AV, çava?


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Oui ca va. Mais je suis desolé pa se'que ...
Je ne suis pas tres rich.

Mais je suis tres tres sexy, alors illes n'etez tout mal ...

Et toi?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Fatigué, naturellement, mais heureux aussi, c'est un jour spécial.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Un jour spécial?
C'est un jour mong, ou un jour celebré? Si ca - pourquoi?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Celebré, Monsieur Rigoler. Parce-que c'est.... er...Inauguration Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Oh! Ah oui d'accord!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *applaudissement*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# In other news, we've just had a conversation in foreign.
Go us!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# *high five*
sorry *haute cinq*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# duck!!!!
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# mais vous semblez être
un Llama...

Je suis confusement.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# You're all racist!
I cannot speak Fwench

EDIT:How rude of me, this is vewy noice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# To be fair, I can only barely speak French. I'm murdering the language.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Pink sky in the morning
Rain later, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# black sky at night
bedtime.

i love old proverbs
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# black sky in the morning
You're probably blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# That's more a 'Day of The Triffids'
kind of a saying, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# You are Michael Fish
AICMFP :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# how delightfully odd :D
Llamatron FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I can barely speak english and you expect me to believe that this pantomime horse isn't a lama?
nicely :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I can see a hint of Llama cock too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Manic always gets my pollyticks gland going...



if you insist.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Frost is the best of all the pie eating detectives
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# were there any other pie eating dectectives?
edit: Bargearse?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Well, there was that show called 'Pie In the Sky'
or some such toot, it had Richard Griffiths in it, I seem to recall.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# ah yes, i'd forgot about that. used to kick around with a side kick named cambridge.
I suppose Gene Hunt was more of a hoops and egg butty detective.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha nice
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
woo + sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# No kind of a problem, sir
It's a good thing!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! now this I would go to see! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# This makes Pingu sad

Abuse this man.
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Ffs.
I always told my dad to destroy this photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Could be worse
I've seen pics of your mum with her bonnet up
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# How embarrasing.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I've seen pictures of his mum with her bustle askew and her crinoline all asunder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I didnt realise how kinky she was.
*spews*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Not this fucking image again
Are you Luther Blisset or something?

Start the Tuesday fans please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha
can't beat a grrfist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# brilliant.
best of all the wanker insults :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# is that you?
red is not your colour

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Oh hai there, previous century.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ooopsy


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# No no no no no no....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# well done
for posting an image weve all seen before many times
go buy some imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Oh Noes!


Ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Hahahah
internet worms!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# No!
Not computer worms!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Damn worms!
You'll have trojans in there next :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# lol not thosekind of worms lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Is that
that Windows worm virus thingee everyone is going on about (or the BBC is, at least)
Very well done :)
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# CHRIST
you've got some beafy heatsinks (overclocking?)!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Nope.
Titanium grade worm traps.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Pingu bears all

as if we hadn't seen it all before
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Pingu is rubbish
Two Stupid Dogs ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I think maybe different target markets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Bob the Builder then.
Roary the Racecar. Fifi and the Flowertots. In the, pigging, Night Garden.

All vastly superior to Pingu. Pingu's about as bad as Miffy
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Ahhh my daughter loves Fifi...
also Peppa Pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Peppa Pig has the best theme tune :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Better than Charlie and Lola?
I think not!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# ashally... yep, you win :)
I just like the simplicity of the Peppa Pig lyrics :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# pigging?
Never heard of that. Is it dogging with fat birds?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# If it wasn't before
it is now!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Right.
Big Chef Little Chef (or is it cook?)
Fingerbobs
Little Robots
I'm Sorry I Have No Head


These are the best kids shows at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ^ I fully agree
ISIHNO is brilliant!. Although if I were the friend of the bloke who uses the time machine, I'd nick the machine off him and smash it to bits so he couldn't ruin the fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Marcus Brigstocke should be on more kids programmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# well what's that CGI one with the little kid, elephant, and duck, narrated by Stephen Fry?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Pocoyo!
Legendary!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# ah, THAT'S IT!
amazing program, although I've only managed to catch it a few times...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Fuck knows. I've not seen that.
I've more of a chance of seeing it if it's on Cbeebies though, rather than Cbbc. Cbeebies is better.

edit: OH Pocoyo. Stephen Fry, you say? *will stop avoiding it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Pocoyo is on Milkshake (Channel 5)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Pocoyo is ten hundred types of ace.
Pingu is the master though. *honks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# NOOOOOP NOOOOOP.
Sort of. Ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Big Cook Little Cook
...which has always confused me, because it should be "Normal-sized Cook Little Cook" really.

Also, that's the worst cafe in the world - they only get one guest per day, who doesn't pay in money but in useless junk, and the chefs get to decide what they eat...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Yeah, but flying spoon. Awesome.
Plus the two cooks are actually rather rude stand up comedians, which always tickles me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# It makes me laugh when I see them the same size
It's wrong somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# :D I don't mind ben
but Small should always be small.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# You have to feel sorry for them though
Their audience only ever turn up to hear them say "Hot, hot, hot" and sing the theme tune. The rest of their act can go to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I was listening to them do a naughty little song
that was quite accomplished.

The hot hot hot bit does tickle me though. I always make sure my grown up helper's around (wife).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
Is that true?

Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# wooot wooot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Phoooaaaar

PS: gif or png is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# \o/
I LOVE Pingu

the acceptable amount, of course
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# So do I
I suggested Pingu as an image challenge, but it has yet to be accepted.

Pingu is sad.

:(
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# My apologies Manic, but I had this idea already, and your image was perfect


Fair use and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
so Obama doesn't want to be preznident?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I think it should be the other way up
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# cor! is there any pingu on tux action?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all.


EDIT: ZOMG cr3 the thread deleter:D
EDIT EDIT: Probably would have been funnier if you'd heard of both the Corbie trouser press and kobe beef.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Bloody hell
that looks revolting
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Well it's Kobe beef
so it'd taste amazing.
I also have the horrid feeling that a lot of people haven't heard of kobi beef:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Is that meat cut from the thighs of Kobi Bryant the basketball player?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# You now understand why it's so expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
#
Is that meat cut from the thighs of Kobi Bryant the basketball player Tai, the porn star?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Where does the puddle of blood come from?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# your bum:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# It's OK it's not yours.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Isn't it kobe?
Top hummus though, senor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about o:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Smily face with a bun on it's head?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Or a shouting bald man:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I've heard of kobe beef, would like to try someone day.
Never heard of the Corbie trouser press.

Heard of the corbie boogie board bag though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hehehehe, SPPPAAANNGGG!!!
gravey stains are the latest rage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# What I expect of Barack Obama #1

I expect better than this:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Nicely.
How's things going with Mr Draper, btw?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# he's learned to be a bit more polite
to others
but you can tell that it's just for show
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Well, he is a pretty nasty piece of work.
You should start seeding little barbs about how much weight he's put on in the last couple of years.
That'd get him going...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ah yes, the 'Guido' plan
next: how his mind may be going, etc.

political engagement ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I was kidding!! :D
There *is* a marked Jabba-fication going on though...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# heh. sorry.
the nerves are a bit raw today
I'll feel better at 5pm GMT
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# No worries, sir
*offers coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
*takes*
*jitters*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha he looks like he's taking a dump
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I remember when Tony Blair came into power and he was the bright young thing of politics who was going to solve all our woes...
That went well, didn't it?

I expect more of the same from Obama. But he'll get more slack because he's the first black pres.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Well things only started going wrong when he left, to be fair...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# But people were bitching about him, calling for him to leave way before he did so
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Including me
I was taking action designed to force his departure, you may recall

I do not expect moonbeams, unicorns and free lollipops from Obama... I merely expect an improvement on Bush. And that be hard, now can it?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I can't believe I was looking forward to seeing the back of Blair.
It's like having a dead cat rubbed in your face, then when you complain they take away the cat and just start forcing you to rape kids instead.


Sort of. I might have to work on that one a bit. My point is Brown's worse. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I think Blair saw the signs for shit creek and jumped out of the boat, taking Gordon's paddles with him
I honestly don't think Cameron would be doing a better job either
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Oh no, Cameron.... hmm. It's like a Ken Doll mask on Himmler.
My similes are a bit off today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# morning el capitan
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# It's all good in the hood, chap
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I am on early shift*
so I can go home at 3. Huzzah!

This evening I will be watching a movie and chatting lots with my ex, about which I am mildly anxious.

*my flatmate has early shift, but as we car share it's pretty much the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Good luck with the chatting, Mr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I wouldn't worry.
That works.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I read that as
"a Ken Dodd mask on Himmler"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# That....works.
He's certainly made himself look a bit goofy. Webcameron being a great example of how you can make yourself look like a right pillock in one easy step.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Blair stuck around for a meaningless landmark
to secure his place in history. The tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# He was Thatcher, really, albeit without the strange walk, and a slightly less scary smile.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# not so sure on that point
there are key differences

I'd dance on Thatcher's grave, but I'd piss on Tony's
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Pfffft!
*sings*

"And when they finally put you in the ground, I'll stand there laughing and Tramp The Dirt Down"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# As the great philosopher Hardy (Jeremy) once said about Blair:
"It's like we were a transplant patient who'd waited 17 years for a transplant, then get one only to find that the donor had exactly the same symptoms we were trying to cure ourselves of..."

Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That's a much better way of putting it.
I don't think I could adore Jeremy Hardy any more than I already do. He's just 100% solid brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# wars are just great aren't they?
I watched the film hypothesising his trial the other day...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahaha something brown in his pants?
(something else...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Haha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# #41: Sun

(__, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hah, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Damn pac-bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# wakawakawakawakawaka.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hehehe EEP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Nazi gearstick
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Very clever!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Better than the French model which only has reverse gear
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Or the Spanish model
everything's normal except forward, which is called 'black people' for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Pfft!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Morning miss :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Mornin' lady
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# My arthritis is being a right bastard today
Left wrist especially, but apart from that I'm just tickety- you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# M'f'ing arthritis!
Found out my nearly 1 year old niece may have eczema, which is a bitch

and I fell off the diet wagon with a Chinese last night and a mcdonalds breakfast this morning.

But things could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Ohhhh, Chinese food.
I miss it.

eczema's not nice, I'm sorry for your niece. HOWEVER, I bet all sorts of discoveries have been made since I were a lass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# There's light treatment and all sorts you can get on the NHS.
But at this stage, it could just be the laundry detergent or the bubble bath.

So, fingers crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I shall keep mine crossed too. Poor pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Arf!
and an extra bonus Arf! for your sig.

Morning, Ma'am - JPG reporting for duty.

*stands up straight*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# :D Good morning, Major.
Will you be paying much attention to the goings on across the pond today?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I'd quite like to watch his speech 'live' as it were...
rather than the 6 seconds that *every news network in the world* will doubtless end up replaying as it sounded most like MLK/Kennedy/Ghandi/Jesus etc etc etc.

It's quite exciting in an odd way, but I do have a small fear that some southern knuckledraggers* may try to screw it all up.

Edit: *Let's call it what it is - The Fucking Klan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# 5 o'clock, I believe. That's when...something's happening, anyway.
I forget. I did know earlier.

I hope it doesn't happen, I really do, but I'd not be suprised if he wasn't shot on his way up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# There will be a deafening sound of the vast majority of the world's
population crossing their collective fingers as he takes the oath.

"Please let it not be a dream"

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Martin Luther King day yesterday as well, what an amazing few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Quite so...
It's great when the U.S. have public holidays. Makes for such a lovely quiet afternoon.

*dozes off*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# :D
I wish my clients weren't Brits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Verreh clever!
I like the reverse gear!

Gah - mindpiss from the mole!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hehe, only I don't think they'd like to print it in English on there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I think you'll find all Nazis spoke English, just with a German accent.
I was watching a documentary about it. Allo Allo, it was called. VERY informative.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Roffle

Gut moaning! How are you zoday?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Ah im farne, think yow feer oskink. Yeugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I'm Spitzenklasse!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# wow
an old name from the 2002 days, top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ...and another one!

It's seems there's at least one every day now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Jumps aboard (bandwagon, not plane).

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahahah!
"Halfway Airlines - we never quite make it! We can take you halfway to you destination, at half the price, even if it means ditching in the Hudson river! - "
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:20, archived)
# shopped pictues only please etc.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:20, archived)
# bandwagon?
I've only done 2 and I'm the only one doing it aren't I?

Also, you must own the weebles in question to qualify ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
Sorry, I didn't know the rules...

So, the other ones I saw were yours too? They're very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# well if I'm being blamed for a bandwagon
I may as well try and put people off adding to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I hereby make a solemn oath not to Weeblize any more photos.
:D
All yours baby...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I sold my Weebles on eBay years ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Yeah but which half?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# flying purple people eater
* it's crap, i know *
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:39, archived)
# aww, it just wants to rock 'n' roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:43, archived)
# oowweee.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9H_cI_WCnE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:52, archived)
# wtf is that ?
it doesnt look like a cdc
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:45, archived)
# wtf?
not everything is a big phallic symbol...
sometimes it's just crap!
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Hahaha
It's great really :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:50, archived)
# SCIENCE!™ fact of teh day - Gingers are a great substitute for fertiliser, and contain high concentrations of nitrates, magnesium and phosphorus.
top stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)
# AND
They melt in your mouth, not in your hands :)
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:49, archived)
# alright, someone has to say it...clansoul?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Not enough mutant chin.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# well, it's given me one horn.
which means it's time for bed. have a pleasant day, all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:55, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:02, archived)
# It's time for bed for me too.
Never mind that I got up a couple of hours ago.

Night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:12, archived)
# good night PB!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# the weeble tour continues



Click for bigger (231 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Hahah that's...
OMG There is a sale on at Monsoon!
/girlie
Edit: That looks a like it was taken in Richmond.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:36, archived)
# hahaha, awesome! That would actually be damn scary if a giant weebles turned up in town centres up and down the nation. (or should that be side to side?)
'nings everyone, ah tuesdays, time to look forward to some hot L plate action. and, no, I'm not refering to sexy driving instructor porn
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:35, archived)
# I for one would welcome our giant, wobbley, plastic overlords
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:37, archived)
# I would join the resistance, and attempt to topple their Regime
well, I say topple.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)
# I need shoes and dodgy porn
I'm also running low on Viagra.
Bring it on!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:37, archived)
# *taps his dodgy viagra shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)
# "Viagra Shoes by JML - one swift kick to the crotch, and it'll be handstands in the toilet for a week!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I've often wondered. Who or what is JML?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Purveyors of quality household gadgets to make your life easier
i.e. - cheap tat to fill your cupboards

www.jmldirect.com/Default.asp?changecurrency=GBP
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Morning thesteve
a/s/L-plate?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)
# nings medi!
far too old (well not really...) / when ever I can / two years in two days.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:42, archived)
# As a professional paedophile, I find this offensive

ps: \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)
# halp!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:35, archived)
# needs more sullen teen vandals spraying paint on her.
and her unable to do more than just wobble a bit in fear.

these are fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Hahahaa
Excellent..... I mean.... shopped pictures only!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)
# hahaha
how lovely. She would make a cracking town-centre christmas tree :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)
# in Cambridge too!
i'd better pop down at lunchtime and give it a shove
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Great stuff.
I love the reflection...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ...Except for blind motorists maybe
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:58, archived)
# oh... please dont stoppppp
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:00, archived)
# I won't. I can't read it.
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:01, archived)
# When you hear the crunch of metal, apply brakes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:03, archived)
# ...and that would be nearly all of them.
/cyclist.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:06, archived)
# too dangerous around here to cycle
or even ride a moped.
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:13, archived)
# *click*
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Hehehe
good morning all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:21, archived)
# IN THE NAME OF LOVE
BEFORE YOU BREAK MY HEART

*fumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:27, archived)

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