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# I'm still learning


sizing and optomizing detracts somewhat from what I had, but I think progress. Not filtered.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Maddy's grown up.
That is very nicely drawn, I like it.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# hahahaha
haha

ha

hah aha ho hee haha aha
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# CAN. NOT. UNSEE.
It's very good though.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# And, if I might be a bit critical, I wouldn't have chosen a background so dark.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# a
mazing
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# See? Much better.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Nicely critical
helps. TY
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# great job on the hair
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# thanks for the link
sorry i didn't reply before, i was sorting it out, and downloading firefox :)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# \o/
no problem
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# good!

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Bicycle cart loaded with shoes
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Racist Intramural Basketball
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# IN JAIL
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Well good innit.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# quite nice
I hope she's your daughter, or something similar
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I misread that as 'butler'
which I suppose is similar to a daughter
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# no
its really not
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Someone has their "I'm no fun today" hat on.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I'm super drunk
thus no fun. unless I'm really fun. in which case I'm SUPER FUN~|||!!!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# it is!
butlers polish things and look down at people in pantries

so do daughters

oh wait, I see your point
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# you mean, like a table?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Or an anorak.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Or the abstract concept of freedom?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# or even the act of self proclamation.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# She is
a friends daughter, and a great kid. I can't and won't believe a drawing might cross a line
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# well
I certainly hope it doesn't!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Why, you want a date?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# FPM!
well I never. My favourite Indiana Jones.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
#
roflcopter?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# *points* :D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# nice image
nite nite b3ta sleepy tiem
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# smashing stuff
SG. I think you should keep with the big and worry about what it looks like on b3ta later.
good job.

edit:// speaking of friend's daughters.



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(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# possible axolotl
great pic
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Makes me think
of a summer day; nice.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I'm guessing there's not meant to be a cartoon eye looking upwards
I can't see it another way now :(
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# no, you take it correctly.
Although I can't see it and I don't think I want to.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# This is a nice image and nicely done...
Do you have a link to a larger version..?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I've not
uploaded one. I don't do all this much.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I like the lighting . . . cuteness personified !
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# great hair
is this with photoshop?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Photoshop 5.0 LE
As in Limited Edition. I thought it was like a car, and it meant better.
I was wrong, it was literal. It's like Paint with delusions of granduer. But free is free. I'd struggle with anything clever anyway.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# ohh
I don't know much about that one :(
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# There is little to know
it was a freebie sent to my old company; I snaffled it away when the made me redundant. Since then it has been like favourite jeans. Looks old and outdated. But hell it's comfy.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# My favourite jeans always seem to smell of biscuits
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile at the Houses of Parliament......
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I bet Jacqui shits on the seat anyway
she's rubbish at everything
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# yes
i concur with this observation.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# careful, ceiling jacqui is probably watching you
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# not me, I've got my tinfoil hat on
the bacon juice is seeping down my neck
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# yeah, she likes it when she see's that
she touches herself and stuff

stuff being various household objects

she like, touches them.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I have especially sharpened all my fork tines in anticipation of such a juncture
touch that, Smith!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# She don't scare me...
Come the revolution she'll be the first against the wall.

*Citizen Smith blog*
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Nice tile job.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Nice
Mummy wow!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Those Bastards!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ninja chump
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# The Bastards
No, really, the Bastards.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I can see Mr Spock in his right wrist
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a dirty, dirty war
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# What's Obama doing in an overcoat?
Have I read this correctly:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents,_2009

January 4th, Baghdad....
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# well, maybe the suicide bomber was incensed at the quality of the shrine....
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Must be this^
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# or he was Sunni?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# :)
They got in the Woolworth's closing down sale
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# it's Tom Crooze
Innit
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# LOL!
sorry!
: D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
It had to be done :D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Hahha
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Dunno when this was first posted....but.......
Wahhahhahhahhhahhhahhhahhhahhahhhhhaha
.w/y/h
.CLICKS A LOT
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Piles of rubble and sand with a cow next to the tree
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Well HappyToast....I bring Hairy Back!!
: D lol
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# You're welcome to it.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# no way man! you can keep it!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Please!!! don't fight!!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# fight? you wanna see a fight? here it is!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Needs more cyan/magenta
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I'll meet you halfway between cyan and magenta


edit: shit, that should have been green shouldn't it :D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# a.k.a. shit
more bird shitplease : D
awesome
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# You can have it! :D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# : O
lol
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# This is the War Room.


sorry.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# O_<
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# eughhhh
theres a goatse redness down there! :s
ps. Top pic!! ;)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# gay
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
#
ggggGGGGAAAAAAAAaaaaaayyyyyy
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# YOUR gay more like
GAY


lol
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# sexy!
I hope nothing sexy happens.



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(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Cor!
reminds me of Juanjo Guarnido.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# you filthy petfucker!
/ac ;)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# haha.
classic!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Time for a sexy party.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I'm not allowed to ban you because you donate so much money to the site
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# live trace.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Nicely......
Is this as is..? or are we awaiting a coloured version..?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I have no idea.
I did it to wind up the daytime yiffers and give me bait to call them all petfuckers.
Should I paint it? Will I turn yiff?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Hahaha..... Well you've turned me into a pet fucker now..!!!
I'd paint it for sure tis a nice image ....
And one never knows..!!!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# LOL NAKED CAT
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# you filthy petfucker!
/ac ;)


( I know, I'm clutching now )
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# But you still can't dislodge your head from your ass?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# errr...
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# BAAATS
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# 8D
Love that, in fact do you mind if I save it?
Also, BAAATTSS:
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(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# excellent.
I'm sure I have a huge one somewhere. You know me, I usually do huge. I'll have to find it.

great sketch.

also: BAAATSss



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(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Thanks,
another lovely pic! I think I have to do more, I'm lacking a bit.

Also: Nnnot quIITE BAATSss
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(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# wow! I like that.
also NOT BAAAATSS.



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(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# haha lully psycho!
But you win, I'm all out.
Unlessss...
BATMOOMIN
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(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# you definitely win now
I can't even see the goalposts any more ;)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I thought we had tramlines.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Cor!
That's one of the best things I've seen today with my eyes.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# That is
mighty fine of you to say so.
there is a slightly bigger version.

imagebam.com
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Luckily I'm browsing at The Odeon
Nicely done, have a WOO!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Yay for the lot.......
CAPES and BATS.....
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Top draw!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# cracker!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Shaggy?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# It is as well!
: )
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# hold up, i'm confused.........
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn!!
fluffy wrath methinks
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# haahahahahaha
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Could be worse, he could be wearing a sombrero
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha what!
Help me internets I have an exam in 10 hours and I no nothing!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# what you need is a time machine
failing that, well, yer screwed


:D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Its only about global warming and shit
Its just common sense really
Thats why I only went to 4 lectures
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Ask them for solid proof!lol!!
that'll stump then...ha ha
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# thats right the ozone can fuck right off
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# ah just make it up then
everyone else is

:D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# theres some equations about cox and sox and nox production and shit
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# the cox is due to the humping
the sox is due to burning the blankets afterwards

the nox is due to burning it at too high a temperature

:D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# global warming is bollocks.
not that it's not happening but that we can do anything about the earth's natural cycles. All the ice core records show that CO2 rises are a result of higher temperatures, not the other way around.
Warming releases the CO2 sunk in the ocean. 100% of FACT!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# no no! it's all the martians driving around in hummers!
that's why their canals.. er.. dried up.. and um.. something

:D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# just write
"It's been a bit cold this winter, hasn't it?"

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# global warming...
is what reduces the sperm count of taxi drivers.

Exam passed.

(Good luck)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Er.
Climate models - accuracy, utillity
Human vs natural sources of co2.
Natural sinks of co2.
Effects of rising temperatures on sea levels, crop yields, droughts.
Historical climate records.

ummm....

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# space monsters
:D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# And the decline of pirates <|;-}
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Lol somalia
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Well,
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# indeed, I was just about to refer to that
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Go burn an embassy
and call it Art
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I dont do art...
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# pffft!

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Is Shatner choosing colours for his new hairpiece?
woo!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# inspired from cleaning out my junkmail
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Hugh Hefner's lunch!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# haha is that 'MoreMail Foods' logo original?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# naaaa
I think the brand is hormel or something like that ;)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# fairplay old muck
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# A work in progress, freehanded with no photo references.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# HI, I'M VIMOD
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# hi?
how is your house?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# My house is the code structure for photoshop cs4
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# i see well i dont have that so i wouldn't know.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Seetharaman says hi

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# HE SITS NEAR ME
HI SEETH
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# *I like this*
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# no eye dear
but I kinda likes it without them if you were thinking of adding
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I see,



hahaha I'm a riot
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang1
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Good work mind,
however the cleavage is confusing me a little.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# cleavage is the "new" eyes!
:D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# blue hair!
i like :)

tj: anyone got an mp3 of Fragile by Black Voices?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I probably could have within a few minutes.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# NOT THAT I'M THINKING OF STEALING OFF THE INTERNET!
OH NO! NOT ME!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# oh thanks, you're an absolute star
*hugs*
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# No worries, give me about 10 minutes.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Actually, I can't find it bloody anywhere.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# neither could i
or Cr3, im now looking out for someone who has the cd
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Beautiful stuff.....
Great work on the chain on the click for big......
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I'm bringing Sexy back
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Yes you are
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# erm... when, exactly?
(woo!)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I thought they were horns
Is it alright if I imagine they are horns?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# See below reply
v
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Wildebeast with tits!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# When you come to deliver the sexy, bring pie


wanker


;)™
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# ...
its a hot one will that do?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# A hot one will do just fine, cheers

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I'm hungry now.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# there ya go, nom nom
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# NSFW man
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# HAW HAW
Big belly laugh, thanks!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# She appears to have the horn.
Two of them.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# YUP!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Chocolate tiem!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# and I'm bringing Saddleback.
yeah that's right, I said it SADDLEBACK bitch!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Sexytime!
No pecker?

Does it not make you squirm drawing with an aliased brush? Its a nice effect, but would you prefer an anti-aliased look?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# no, I like drawing without concerns
I don't scan things I take photos, I leave jpeg compression on, I generally try not to care about stuff like that, it's all transient, their could be a big solar flare in a week or two and all this would be lost forever :)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# unless you printed it
of course if the solar flare was *THAT BIG* then lol, guess I might as well have not paid my credit card this month :D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# H O T

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# well, quite
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Lookin' at you.

This took much longer than I expected.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# He's lully!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I wanted to do the whole thing, but it was taking forever.
He had some lovely colours on his wings.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# cold dead eyes of a killer :)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# My PS3 has been downloading the Killzone demo since 5.15
still not fucking done!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# yea I got it before the merkins woke up.....
the Euro servers must be getting hammered because america only get the demo on pre order.
took about 45 mins and it's quite bloomin' nice
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# lovely!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I hand feed these Crimson Rosellas almost daily.
Have a woo!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Is that what it is?
/edit: Yes it is, that's one of the tags.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# All I know is
they're very pretty
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# They are native here. I have a "bird board" at the back of my place
I also get Eastern Rosellas, King Parrots and Rainbow Lorikeets, just to name a few
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *jealouss rage*
we only get brown birds.... :(
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Blue Tits are nice. I might do one of them next.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# , Here's




Lovely pic!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Very nice.
Have an art:

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Yay for arts....
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# If you insist, M'seiur...


Acrylics on canvas. First full-background painting I did apart from a painting of HMS Bulwark for an officer on there.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Lovely stuff again...
I do love penguins..!!

EDITS. And to say it's actually a really painting and not digital makes ten times more impressive.....
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# woo for vectored birds
very nice
*clicks*


(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I was just about to give this a woo.....
And still will.....
But wasn't it in colour a second ago?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Nah.
It's a 1940s Puffin. Everything was in black-and-white back then.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Ha .... the 1940's.....
Hence the cigarette......back in the good old days when smoking was still good for you..!!!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# yeah i have many versions of it
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Glad I'm not going mad...!!
They're great.....
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Pretty polly.....
Nicely....
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] i hope they never attack in a restraunt near me...
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I very much appreciate the sentiment.
Welcome :)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I have 0 unread messages
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Congratulations on your message readery.


I like to keep up with my correspondence too.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# No one really ever messages me :(
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# LIES!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# LIES

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# LIES
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# PIES
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# FLIES!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# See also: airplanes
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# nice style of high vis they've got going on there
:)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Hehe.
Ning Cap'n.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# hi m8
long time :(

keeping well i hope?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Yeah, not bad cheers, been frolicking in the snow today. Hit an eleven year old right in the chops with a snowball.
How's stuff up there?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# usual tbh
its been snowing here aswell but im too old to frolic so..
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Pffft!
Don't forget the tabouleh salad!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# What is shapping plz?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# is wen u give a mans the mony
an d he givs u a prodjuices
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Ahhh that shappings
I thought it may be a gaming term like frogging and figging
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# fuck knows man
I gave up on online gaming as people resort to crap when they start losing and I just can't be arsed with them
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# what game is that?
tf2 just crashed on meh
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Battlefield: Off Down T'Shops expansion pack?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Top flinching.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# i was gonna animate his mouth to be going "mur mur mur"
but it's getting late
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# He's praying for more
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# you'll go on a list for that :D
meanwhile, in Tokyo, up the arse apocalypse
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# This is a photo of another typical day at the Fuji Fisting School
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# mmm
kinda nice
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# *readies pan*

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Ha! I'm already in my room!!!


(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# FINE


;)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# :|
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# *sharpens killing knives*
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You love my puns!



(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# that's stretching the limits of punnage that is
half an' 'alf?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# It came to me this morning,
whilst trudging to work, cos I was about 'alfway there!!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# sadly i didn't get halfway to work this morning
;)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# and it's half-term in a week
;)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# and i'm on courses on tuesday and wednesday and therefore not in work
;)

/awaits beating
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Bloody teachers!



(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I've just had ten days off!!
Back for four, off for four.




(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Just like a sale at Debenhams - Alf off! :D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Where's Svenno?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
*spangs hard*
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# HONK
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Swan in "beak slippage" calamity!!
Marvellous Stuff.

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# How does he smell?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# D:!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# All Swans Is Bastards
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# funky punch
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# lol
i saw a guy fingering a girl in a bar today and another feeling a boob. yeah. my first brothel. niiice.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Did you get fingered as well?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Who goes to a brothel to finger someone?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# yeh fingering is overrated
lets fist again
like we did last summer
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# This kid, one day
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Wouldn't it be awesome if we all had that?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# might be tricky to find gloves
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Not if we all had them.
It'd be pretty easy, or there'd be some glove companies in deep trouble.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Prezactly!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# they should let him keep them
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# they probably will
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# um...
The elephant man? ;)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# a linux geek?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# SRSLY?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# needs hats
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Ooh
What's the hat catalog source? It looks fantastically old and boring.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Don't pretend you're unfamiliar with
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# go on then
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# It's important
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Stultifying!
Good find.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# slowly their careers went down hill, until...
La Rue Skwirrels
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# i bet david attenborough is wacking off to this right now
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I know I am
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Me three.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# three hands?
lucky you, freak
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Downstairs gets a little crowded when the heat's on.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# noe
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Sapphic sqirls!


Woo.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Lesbian squirrels?
There's no winter nuts for them.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# wtf is up with all this squirrel pr0n recently
i know ive seen everything there is to see but srsly wtf
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Have you ever seen an elephant fly?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# you can fly?
edit: only joking nice boobs
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# have you seen a bird fly
and then a fly bird?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# SRSLY?
SRSLY YOU GUYS, 2 MCH SQRLS
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# *U GUYZ
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ROOKIE MISTAKE
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I don't know if you'll ever make a convincing quasi-literate knuckle-scraper.
Sorry to crush your dreams.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# i just DO NOT understand yiffing
which is rather unfortunate as i know a rather fit girl who is genuinely into it :|
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# You seem to know what "yiffing" is
which puts you a stride ahead of me on wooing this attractive young lady.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Ide like to know what it is.. but am afraids to google it
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# putting your willy in a fox while you are also a fox
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I have never met a yiffer
I had assumed it was all a joke.
I just cant work out the mechanics of it :S
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# you aint foolin' anyone
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I am fooling anyone!
*glares*
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# she looked at me blankly while i described it
and then it clicked for her. "OOHHHHH, you mean furries! Oh i LOVE that. I love fucking with rabbit ears on!"

:|

And while i'm here, i think i'll drop this :

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# On the contrary, that road appears to be somewhat urban, implying a 30mph limit.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Generally: if the road has lampposts it's a 30 zone.
If it hasn't it's a 60 limit.

Or it's a motorway or dual carridgeway, but shh.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# squits!
yiff-tastic!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Hehehehe
Pure evil.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# oh i see,explosive clingfilm
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# heh
:)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopefully not too subtle.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Has he gone to buy some CS Sauce?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# special offer for all counterstrike terrorists
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# not real, he's not saying "OMG UR GAY" "LOL, GAY" "PWNED NOOB LOL"
:D
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# ROFLCOPTER
(i wanna crush cunts who say that shit)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# FFS PLANT
(btw i went my first whore house in spain today, my mate does a magazine and needed to sort out next issue. never been so scared in all my life)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# How did it compare to the
whore houses you've been to outside of spain?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# more tapas
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# haha
finger lickin' good
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# not good
there's an old saying "too many cooks spoil the brothel".
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
#
cooks cocks
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# never went one in england :(
27 and my first time

all i can say is.. fat skanks.. and kept my eye on the tv at all times. snow in spain.. and a spanish woman wants to kill herself cos of a battle with cancer. end of.

one fit black girl. but 7 euros a bottle of beer..
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# 5 carrier bags!
hax!
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# haha
n00b :)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# lol
click
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Tesco Gainsborough?
I'm moving away from Gainsborough this week.
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# because of the chaos in tesco?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)

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