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# This board is slow.
So have a Humbug, a purloined cat of little brain.



It is stuck as a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# yes it's slow. have a pea:


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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Noon Board!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Far left
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry maaaaam


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(grandpabutton, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# treason of the highest order!!!!
*readys gallows*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Is that like ready brek?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# sorry but its THREAD JACK SUNDAY!
www.b3ta.com/links/Baby_hedgehog_things_in_foreign_russian_I_think :D
awww baby hedgehog things!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# this amuses me. Now
I shall take up my position in front of the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# sorry but i'm gonna have the TJ your tv
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vE9Zq7Gs-U :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# my plan is to make a badger
later on
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# BODGER AND BADGER
LA LA LA LA LA
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Be careful, they're liable to bite when unexpectedly shagged.
Or where you planning to woo it with chocs?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# NSFW
NSFW
NSFW!! NSFW!!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Oh no they've deflated.
Tits like two golfballs in brown socks.

Edit: re your sig. you've been badger fondling again haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# manflu
:(
my head feels like its about 3 times the size, my eyes are red and blood shot, my nose is red and swollen, my throat is pumping out green goo, I keep having hold and cold flushes, I feel like i'm running on 30% efficiency and I'm about to fall over
Oh and i can't find my socks and my feet are cold
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hot bath might help.
If it's any consolation I've got an odd liver complaint plus itchy lumps all over my legs and seem to be developing arthritis.

/burnt out blog
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# arthritis sucks donkey balls
liver heals don't it? eat more fruity veg m'larky - may help?
Had 3 hot baths in the last 2 days - steam is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I can't eat more veg, I've been veggie for decades.
My liver is confusing the Doc, there is so much Iron in my blood I'm considering a career as a fridge magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# awwww, look at its ears :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# do they have ears like that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# awwww the ears!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# It's a hedgedog!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ROAR!
zavorot.com/media/3/20080730-005_pandi.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hedgehogs are CAYOOT
100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ROLLER DOG
zavorot.com/item/2191
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Why is it always links in your non-images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# i like cake :)
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Which in nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha why does that make me think of the Russel Howard one where he wonders if the queen every pulls her duvet up to her neck and goes
*effects queen voice*

Philip. Philip look! I'm a stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Very good
but those notes are out of circulation now

:P
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Prolly bindun.
But had to get it out of my head!

Shake it!
(NoSoup4U, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ha
Spang etc.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# i just found this image...
lh3.ggpht.com/abramsv/R5mGSu9Hh4I/AAAAAAAAE7s/Qa8_CvrloqA/s512/1054.jpg

wonder how many geeseses it takes to take down a plane? (they found 77 dead geese on the runway - dunno how many the engine ate)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# haha thats a lot of geeeeeseeeseseses
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# needs more collective noun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Lordy!
How many bloody geese flew into Sullys plane engine then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# thats what i was wondering!
blimey www.liveleak.com/view?i=330_1197185742 wouldn't like to be in that!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# fucking hell
window seat, seeing the the runway pointing in a different direction

mr poopy pants!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# this is how planes work
They accidentally used the night birds for a daytime flight in this picture
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
lots of string! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Punday Sunday!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# thats my fun day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# my have one up the bum day :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hehehe


www.morttheostrich.com/wesley.htm
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# is that the kazbah?
...oh right...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Sunday is the new Thorsday

i'll get me coat :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# puntastical :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Oh Dear!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# i am thoroughly ashamed:(
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hehehehe!
but you're still using unfreez, see me after class.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# will get round to it , promise
but Thorsday is a playing day not a learning day, so you'll have to put up with my shitimations a bit longer :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# they're far from shitimations
keep 'em coming
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# awwww ta
mwah! xx
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# thats a complex pun
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# christ at a shoe shop carrying a microwave oven
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# eh????
i'm confuddulated
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent, my work here is done

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahahaha
this is perfectly in time to 'road to paradise' by TAT :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# haha. . .well thorted
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Jacquie Moneyeater Smith
(Peter_G, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# BIGGER!
:p
use this s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1234100633/jacquismith998359c3.gif under 200kb
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
#
dear god :S
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I have no idea who that is or why she is eating kittens
www.b3ta.com/links/Kitten_V_Fan
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I watched that late last night when immensely inebriated.
As a result I went to bed a happy chap.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# i imagined a swarm of angry bees V kitten
buzzz then i noticed the fan...
RACOOON! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DfGf4M3QZo&eurl=http://zavorot.com/item/2523
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I HATE YOU! GET OUT!

A work of genius.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# "the lone wanderer walked towards the Great Pyramid,his quest was near its end"
click for better
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Feckin' cool!
Makes me think Fallout 3. Mind you most things remind me of F3 these days. Still obsessed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# can you guess why it makes you think of Fallout 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# because its a screenshot from Oblivion with rifle mods
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :)
I prefer it in FPS mode so hardly ever see tne character...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# thats a fallout 3 pic,my little bro was just playing it so it gave me an idea
(now my even littler bro is playing oblivion at the mo tee hehehehe)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# man I wish I could play fallout 3
for some reason the latest patch fucked everything up. that and my processor is currently on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# you played tf2 its awesome :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I'm playing Theme Hospital on the PS1.
I win!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Everyone always draws the devestated radiated landscapes, no one ever draws the cut and paste subway tunnels you spend 1/4 the game in*
*Thoroughly enjoys the game and is just playing devil's advocate
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# subway tunnels are annoying
'specially when they're littered with booby traps.

Still, least you get done with them relatively early on...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I dont mind them really its just the fact that they are usually between you and some super awesome fun time objective and typically are an arse to navigate
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# NO YOUR RIGHT!!!! the game is far more linear than its made out to be
but at least you can have fun messing around,blasted tunnels,i hate them
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Haha I've been on the final mission for the past month now...
Just wandering round finding new stuff and, generally, shooting it hard.

Did Deathclaw sanctuary yesterday without needing a stimpak. Go me.

EDIT oh sod it. *fires up 360*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# had my game saved at the end,deleted the bastard by mistake.....; (
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# that was a bit silly
I need to start my evil playthrough
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Nice
I think i'll go and play it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# put down the minigun.
small guns all the way dude!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# What's that Sandvich? Kill them all?
Good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I'll get the gatling laser
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Screw that!
Small Guns
There's nothing quite so satisfying as turning people into glowing ash. =P
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# That's lully!!!
But he's not alone he's got a dog!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Dogmeat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Dirty Castle
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# You have returned,
Sir Spongalot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# and what is the table the rest of the time?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# the B4017 From Drayton
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] *uploads, shuffles away*
(grandpabutton, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
spits out Sunday Roast

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Y E S !

...oh.... out not on - oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I always new they were evil cyborgs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Shopped pictures only
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I've always seen them that way
..and sing along to their theme tune with these words...

O Philip and Fern, you're gonna burn, burn in the fiery pits of hell....Denise as well.....

anyone else do the same?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# No fucking 'copter or shark. Ok?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# no navy
diver
(Elma Fuddbo, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Or San Fran-bleeding-sisco for that matter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# wheee!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Bunyon
Sure it's probably been done but my gf wanted me to do it.

So.....

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# He looks like the pope
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Not everyone is happy about the snow clearing up.


I also just wanted to play with a blue palette.
Happy Sunday!
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# He needs Viagra for snow men....
...a carrot.
(Elma Fuddbo, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# what a lovely palette
but it is a known fact snowmen are shit sexual partners...



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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# awww that's full of sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# i

have no idea whst real photo sunday is. nor do i care.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
#
i looooooove this sing right here,first time i see it and it made me laugh real bad !! hahahahhahhaha
he's crazy,and thats way i like him !
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
#
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Combover_patent.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha do you need that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
#
www.remiq.net/img/3262,Japan,egg,wtf,.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# deary me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Communication is important in each of our lives, from small talk, to the intimate conversation of lovers.
In order to gain the love and affection that we all crave, we've gotta learn to be interested in other people in return, and to always keep a nice smile on your face. This will help is fulfill our social and esteem needs and allow us to shift our focus towards needs of a higher level.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# oh. i get it now
onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/gronk
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I hope you understand this thing that you just did
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# i hope you understand
that i don't care what you think i just did
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# OHHHHHHHH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Communication is important in each of our lives, from small talk, to the intimate conversation of lovers.
In order to gain the love and affection that we all crave, we've gotta learn to be interested in other people in return, and to always keep a nice smile on your face. This will help is fulfill our social and esteem needs and allow us to shift our focus towards needs of a higher level.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# i've no idea what whst is
but rps is shit, so i've mostly given it up
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# just as i was rolling meself a post wank fag
thanks a bunch!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# that's
why i buy the imported stuff - none of this predictive illness malarkey. at least not in pictures, or a language i can understand.

that, plus it's cheap
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# gosh!
girlies don't wank, do they?

also roll up time for me, no wank.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# girlies do...ladies don't
apparently!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# i have just rolled one, smoking it may now be delayed for a few seconds
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# real photo sunday, is a football club playing in the third division in the spanish competition
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Err
What next, pictures of traffic accident victims on the side of cars?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# this sounds good.
plus some kind of bus slogan generator, would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
#


link: ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Heh
I forgot pictures of dead people who jump under tube trains at the end of platforms, with all it's gory detail

it's enough to write an angry, passionate email to the Daily Rant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Weirdly enough
In Singapore, they show grisly images of the July 7th bombs and stuff like that on the underground public address.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I should think so
handling explosives is not only highly dangerous to one's self, but can seriously harm others around you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# im tempted to bite.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# sounds like a plan
or just varnish over any remains that get left on cars after accidents.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
Yays I have fried tommies and mushrooms with garlic and basil, lully organic scrambled eggs and free range British liconshirew sausies:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# i grew up in lincolnshire
but never liked lincolnshire sausage

now i am hungery
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# i
now live in lincolnshire.

yet have no sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# i could email you some
but they're frozen, and my isp doesn't allow frozen items through their servers
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# this
plus i could always just go to the shop. but i cannot be arsed, and am going to play prince of persia, instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Yet I don;t and do have sausages.
This, by science, means that you can not have sausages if you live in Lincolnshire!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# SCIENCE!
wins every time
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# This in itself it sciene!
Bumholes! I've had so many interuptions that I had to finish my breakfast off cold.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# shit. sorry.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# More idiots at work:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# there was a serving suggestion on Morrissons' Chocolate spread
it said "Spread on bread."

oh how I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I blame global warming me!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# HIT HIM THOR! WITH MJØLNIR!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Looks more than Thor, looks bloody painful
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# gah! not as painful as that pun.
GO HUNIN, GO MUNIN! GO FOR THE EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# wahey!
let's get hammered

edit:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ooooooo controversial
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# yes
that should have read 'man made global warming'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# indeed
us girlies are not to blame...(as usual)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# spang
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hehehe!
nicely

this by no means meant as a criticism as you're within the size limit , but you could save a good 70k off the file size of this by merging your first 4 frames, where there is no change in the action, into one, adjust the timings accordingly.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# thanks for the tip
but i have very simple software (paintnet/unfreez) that doesnt allow me to do that
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# oh yeh
sorry, i forgot about that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# have you considered
the gimp?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# ^this
www.gimp.org

gimp-savvy.com/BOOK/index.html
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# is it any better than paintnet?
to be honest i'm really new to this...only learned graphiccy things about 2 months ago, so whereas i'm glad of all the tips, i am merrily exploring what paintnet can do before moving on up

but please all offer your suggestions, they are gratefully received
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# don't know but it's better than unfreez for animations.
you can optimise easier, change frame times etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# i believe so
although i havent used paint.net for ages.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# gimp's good
i found it a bit tricky to get my head round, but i'd definitely give that free ulead2 gif animator link i sent you yesterday a go, even though it's very limited it's far more flexible than unfreez.
www.321download.com/LastFreeware/files/UGifAnim.zip
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# will try it soon
once i get over the FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# learn to love THE FEAR
it will drive you to greatness
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# or a mental institution!!!!
oh wait....i'm already here :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# just do it now
if you're brave enough to post on here you're brave enough to download a freeby software. unfreez appears to be for making avitars and little else, it's pants.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# and stop
Mjolnir time?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# heh heh
you thort long and hard ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha. Well I'd go with Betty but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
Woo. Fucking quiet today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Shhhh
Some of us are trying to sleep in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# no.
jessica rabbit though...*rubs thighs*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# yeah her
and the Cadbury's Caramel hottie!
(MP3J part2, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# haha
Not real there is no jet plane landing! ;)

I was expecting the other to say "Rivetting conversation there, mate!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# no but I'd cross dress for ammusement
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
#
i usually dress when cross.

i don't like waking up
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I stay in my jammies all day if i can
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# s/jammies/bed/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I gotta say, in "What's Opera, Doc?" he was looking pretty good
I almost envied Elmer.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Besides, she is a psycho hose beast
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# INANE WORLD, INANE WORLD
FRAUDULENT, PORRIDGE CLOTHESLINE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# It always seemed to work in the Adverts.


'ningles all.

as requested cfb
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# l'escargot du visage? le haha et le nings
has anyone seen that skin cream advert? one woman says she's fifty... i saw it and thought 'what? fifty days since she turned twenty?'
cosmetics ads make me angry
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Yes
but at least you can sleep safe at night knowing that ther's shaved bunnies out there with extremely smooth complections
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# except the co-op
they don't test their products on animals. but they do test their prices, realise they're not enough, then raise them to projected 2021 levels.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Ah that well know Co-op antiwrinkle cream:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# dunno
i only go there for milk n stuff cos it's just round the corner.
but given the average age of co-op customers, i reckon their anti wrinkle cream doesn't stay long on the shelf.

and i've only just got it - needs more cfb (had to stick my face through screen so i could see what you did there)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Actually the co-op has one of the best supermarket animal welfare in the country.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Agh! the antiwinkle cream has detered my winkle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Drawn on green post its

As artistic as I get at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:22, archived)
# hahahah *likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Post tits you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# pos tits?

lol BEWBS nsfw

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Wooza!
Looks great with colour and backdrop BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# yeah i think i posted the bunny version the otherday.
can't rememeber when i first posted that one

bunny version, a4 size

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Why is it always tits posted in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:40, archived)
# because I'm not getting any otherwise.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# where is everyone?
hmmmmmmm?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# *takes off clothes*
*runs around internet in the nuddy*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# * Sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# *wobbles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# * I have just been reading the news letter...

Do you lot remember this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# that's rather catchy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# and I made a video of you

*running around internet in the nuddy*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# pfft needs more sexy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# and tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Sexy man tits!
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# right above my sexy beer gut,
and just below my sexy man beard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Yes. There was this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj7m37FbXo
there too which uses a great pair of kitties.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ? Who woke you up ?

Yay - three of us on the interwebnet!

* Although I have to go and walk the dogs now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# 1:50am here.
So I'm having a last cup of joe and
reposting old shit as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Nice... 09:54am here and I'm off to walk the dogs...
May see you all later...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I alas post new shit.. on post its!


I think I'll end up drawing man boobs tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# you need a model?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Figured man boobs
are just like women boobs only hairy?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# the nipples are smaller as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I dont understand why men have nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# because it's kinky?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I can pea on any topic, so they say.


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# What?
Do you like have an image folder filled with every topic available.. I'll have to try and stump you one day
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# many have tried.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Mediocre can still beat me at that game.
The bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# didn't think there'd be too many that could come close
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# There are others too.
I could list out a dozen or so people here that can(or could if they wished to play that way) do the same.

'Down on the farm' might be able to nuke the lot of us for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Please do. I'm usually here most gayshifts.
I can use the practice. And I like being
stumped. As I then make new from
my source folders...

...filled, with every topic imaginable. LOL.

edit: including saying g'night 2:30am now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'm turning my monitor off right now!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# This is not true and I can prove it!
LOOK AT THE TITS ON THAT!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# the sad irony is that while i have not been able to play with someone else's tits
my own have gotten larger :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# THIS PROVES TITS LOVE KEBABS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Just as well its not Julia Gillard!
lol and woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# i can make it so...athough not as fwappable
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Definitely not fwappable she's more "nightmareable".
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# could be worse, julia and bishop lezzo porn...
hmmmmmmm should i?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Oh God..
I take a 30 minute phonecall and this is what I come back to haha
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# just be glad i'd prefer not to look at bishop for long enough to draw her.
spot destroyer on the other hand...

edit: and I mean Bronwyn Bishop, not julie bishop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# KENNY IS TOO BUSY CLEANING TOILETS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# MEIN HUT ER HAT DREI ECKEN
DREI ECKEN HAT MEIN HUT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Remembering highschool german classes..
My hat..is.. two.. something
two.. something

yeh probably should of paid attention :D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# ECKEN = CORNER
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:53, archived)
# That looks like...
er... bum... what's his name? Randall and Hopkirk bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:57, archived)
# Kenneth Cope
That's it!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Cope
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Yeah
I can sort-of see that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Malcom?
very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:05, archived)
# Ha
well spotted :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:08, archived)
# In the middle?
X?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# It's Malcolm McDowell
I didn't think anyone would get it

I think it's from the movie "If..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Now you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Ok so who's this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)
# the woman who is going to give me a blow job.
In other words, I have no idea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:17, archived)
# It's Janet Street-Porter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:23, archived)
# and she's going to give me sucky sucky?
oh christ, she's few days younger than my dad.

and argh!! the overbite could be painful
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Janet Street Horseface?
Or Davina McCall
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Haha
right first time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Scrumples, the rejected muppet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)
# She always tried to sneak in at the back
during group scenes, and drape her arm around some random muppet in a painful mockery of companionship.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:23, archived)
# poor Scrumples, she was just missunderstood. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:05, archived)
# *stands*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:06, archived)
# I'm saving up hats
I found some great source images recently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:08, archived)
# Almost 3-D looking
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:34, archived)
# COME BACK, ONE YEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:38, archived)
# I could so go for some soup
I would even stick my penis in it if I had one..

(dont mind me, bad day, need soup)
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:43, archived)
# you can have mine on time share
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:00, archived)
# You would want it back after he stuck his penis in it?!
Edit: if she had one. Sorry. Too early for cogent reading
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)
# my penis or soup? i have no soup.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:04, archived)
# You should get yourself some
gazpachio. Cold soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:05, archived)
# you saw that on red dwarf didn't you?
edit: best bit of cricket commentary for a while:
Richie: "It's good Ian Healy is here (commentating), since he has such a good grasp of one's body parts."
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Yep
I wouldn't order it myself. Soup is supposed to be hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:11, archived)
# you could always send it back. and ask for it to be heated.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Without Red Dwarf
I probably would have :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Quality! Some good 6 nations commentary going on yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)
# there's a league player here named Karmichael Hunt
took almost the entire season before the abc radio commentator finally stuffed it up.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Hehehe
Like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:58, archived)
# too hot for soup
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Are you on fucking fire where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)
# fortunately not. I'm in the mountains west of sydney.
but Victoria have had fires to rival ash wednesday, maybe even pass it :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:06, archived)
# Jeez
I'm never bitching about extremes of weather again.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:09, archived)
# what like a few inches of snow? I suppose if you get three feet that's bitch worthy.
but to cry "I say, duckie, isn't it awfully hot" at 28° C isn't.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Monday we had about 2 - 3 feet of snow
The rest of the week was fine with only about four or five inches of snow each night.

Any excuse to doss off work. Even though I could work from home.

I'd rather be cold than fookin' hot
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)
# not as terrible as everyone predicted here today. supposed to be a cold change tomorrow as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Tendril things

and an almost octopus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:50, archived)
# DELETER!
As I was saying: Fhtagn! 'lo Mo'
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Yeah
I got a bit confused, sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:51, archived)
# LOL
n00b!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# octopii!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
# I like the background.
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
# I have a feeling this may have been in the newsletter at some point?
seawayblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/mamma-clouds.html
ALSO: the bottom pic is starting to nag at me, I think something like was used on an album cover, but I can't remember what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Those are blogged every year by someone.
Your also is likely correct. Although it may have
been a different shot of the same event. I'll edit
it in here if usage pops into my forebrain.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# God damn those are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)
# What is AAU?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Ace As Usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:23, archived)
# I thought it was Artists Among Us.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:34, archived)
# I hope not.
They smell funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Is this a joke about Cubists?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:55, archived)
# There are no jokes about cubists.
As to smell... I've only ever met 3 or 4
artists who could be called real cubists.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)
# wee
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)
# lols u br0k a rule on da internetz.
nice thing i used to have a jigsaw like that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Your brain has happy things in it
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:21, archived)
# Haha
sometimes, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)
# Oooh
Purdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Spam
spam spam spam.
(LoyartBor, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:42, archived)
# hoo boy!
.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Go fuck yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Goes...
Fucks himself....

* Oh is see.. that was not aimed at all of us?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# feel free to send a msg @AIM sexyninja05 - incase u want to be a journalist
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:48, archived)
# You've got to admire the dedication of a spammer signing up to site that makes you wait a week before you can post.
Oh no no, my mistake, it's actually just shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Second time this bot has spammed. Why can we not have some way of reporting this?
If we can't have a mark as spam button, why not an alert mod button?

why not have a script which searches the post for signs of spam? Look for multiple links to a website, multiple mentions of downloads, porn terms, lack of img tags and so on. If the script returns a possibility of a spam post, then give us a spam button to click, if it gets enough then hide it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Wouldn't a "Are you a human" queston on the signup do the trick?
Or do real humans do this spam? In that case just use the ignore.
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:08, archived)
# wouldn't matter most of the more advanced bots get around it anyway.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# It may even be reverse spam.
Designed to annoy until someone DOSs
a rival group. Or taint spam lists so rival
gets shit canned.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Haha
there are so many flavours of shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:21, archived)
# Gamesmanship:
The fine art of fucking shit up until it is fucking shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:26, archived)
# How about reporting it over here: /talk
Ning K - Ning Board!

EDIT: Multiple Posts you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# yah but i don't spam my site, or my pylon...:p
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Only because you don't have a site..
or a pylon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Just click ignore if it bothers you that much.
That's what it's there for.
(tomsk, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)

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