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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)

heheheh

edit : forgot to mention *clicks*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)

hahahahahaha

lovely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)

haha

isketch.net/i2.html

Isketch anyone? B3ta room?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)

be there in a sec

;)

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)

Hahahaha . . . telepathy is not it's strong suit . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)

hahaha

lovely stuff:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)

bindun?

hello b3ta people how are you this fine evening? I am currently doing a great job of avoiding job applications! go me!

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)

hahaha

why so serious?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)

he's remembering a lmao from long ago

rather than experiencing one

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)

That's what makes this good.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)

I have been successfully avoiding the completion of my job application to the open university for a good 4 hours now

there was a worry for a second when I started thinking about actually doing it when I remembered the procrastination qualities of b3ta. Oh how could I have forgotten!

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)

I'm trying to find a job also

by hanging out here with dangerous intent on actually doing so.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)

If you still wish to procrastinate

might I suggest iSketch?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)

oh gosh

sounds like a fucking plan my friend

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

Hello 22!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)

a warm and wholehearted 'ning to yourself there!

no more marmite? bastards! Well, I hope cajun squirrel wins this crisp contest - it is the tits. maybe because it tastes nice, or maybe because it's fun to eat squirrels. who knows.

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)

I spoke to the nice lady at the export division of Walkers

and asked her "ARE YOU INSANE?".
I have yet to sample the delights of the new flavour. I am waiting for the ship to arrive.
Chilli chocolate flavour is making me salivate.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)

they are ace!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)

the leftfield concept of chili chocolate is fun as a novelty

but its not an everyday flavour. it is crazy shit suitable for dinner parties and blogs.

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)

Yo Cuz . . . how's your resume` ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)

*hides*

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)

That's a very old picture of Mediocre

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)

*stops stopwatch*

My! It is indeed!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

He has a jaunty yet inquisive air about him

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)

Looks to me more like 'I just murder-fucked my brother, you wanna be next?'

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

Now that you mention it...

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)

Actually, pretty much what you said in the first place.

I just narrated it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)

Now that i think about it i reckognise that glare....

Its the look of:
"oh hello! i didn't see you come in there..."
*hides evil acts of doom*

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

i find that expression intimidating

its like a chav whos about to headbutt you

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)

Back when Rolf was Ron Perlman

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)

what you on about

one of his dad's pictures was on the antiques roadshow signed harris the other week.

edit/ oh i see now, you're being a smarty pants again, google is my friend

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)

my hero

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)

Yay!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAER!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)

Haha

yes!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)

Saving Grace . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)

This is awesome.

Pure awesome.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)

splendid

he still needs a surname for his facebook profile, and some history, age etc

Bagman seems to fit the bill or ???

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)

fucking hell,henry is the best bandwagon ever

hes bloody magical that fella is

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)

that's why i want to give him a profile

but they insist on first and last names, bastards

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)

call him henry henry

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)

that's really not very original

nor's bagman for that matter...

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)

allright,how about

Henry Wocks(walks)that sounds a bit chinese :D
or Henry Lone

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)

better

i'm going to have a word with JPG and see if he minds him being called gruntfuttock, in honour of him discovering henry in the first place

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)

"Henry Oldbag"?

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)

looks like wee-wee dribbling down his legs...

But woo anyway...

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)

I was having fun with 3D Studio Max...

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Apologies for lack of funny, just wondering what you thought?

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)

No funny messages on fridge = not real

also: the stools seem to have much harsher shadows than the other bits?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)

pffft

'stools'

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

....you said stools..

....: D

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--- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

I think thats to do with poor light possitioning...

feel free to put messages on the fridge :}

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

Yup summit isn't right with the fridge

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)

HAHA!

yes yes yes yes :D

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)

Epic fridge!

*steals design*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)

serves him right for shooting first

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

ME-WOW!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

woo!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

sheen loves dyslexia

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)

A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)

In-fucken-deed!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)

my fridge once looked like this

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

*Goes out to buy white board markers*

hehe

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

where are you gonna find a white board marker at this hour

in space

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)

We're all in space, man.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)

yeah

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)

I'm feelin' groovy, man. You feelin' that, man?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)

I'm feeling that, man

I am so feeling that groove you mentioned, man

it's like, man, it's like.. you know, groovy, man

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)

I know some people who know some people.

i am well connected on the black-whiteboard-market...

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)

awwwwwwwwww

GO WEB GO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

did spiderman make you gay?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)

spiderman made himself gay

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

bloody homo super heroes

i bet they were webbing in each others faces.

it makes me sick

/daily mail.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)

Wouldn't it be great if isntead of shooting webs

Spiderman shot Van Der Graaff generators from his wrists?
*that comment made on behalf of Yamez*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

a sunday afternoon well spent i say

;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

Now fly an air craft of some description into it!

Wait, that was something else wasn't it...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)

smashing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)

My Brother's Fridge looked like this:

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drunkenoaf, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)

clever

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Ratsta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)

clover

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)

*presses the second selection*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)

superb !

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)

This looks like the set of an 80's American sitcom

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

*canned laughter*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

b3ta is filmed in front of a live studio audience

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

*puts clothes on*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)

*undresses*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)

Oh yeah....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

hahaha

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)

Hope you don't mind

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)

Not at all :]

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)

ahhh the good old days when ugly people

were allowed to disgrace our televisions with shite comedy.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)

gavin and stacey anyone?

don't write off ugly comedy/crap comedy just yet!

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)

Fair shout.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)

large:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)

knockout!

lovely stuff...clickety:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

nice work

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)

now with funneh

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FIEND, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)

woooo

purple penis snake!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

expensive fun

unless you're some kind of evil thief

very nice, the blurryness works for me, and as Dixon says, weirdly looks like a tv studio

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)

It's blurry because i rendered it at a low res

means it renders nice and quick.
Edit: sadly i am not an evil theif, we get this at college courtesy of my course ^_^

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

that is acceptable

/paid for the software myself so really fucking annoyed when people use it illegally and do me out of work because they have no overheads to quantify in a quote blog

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)

I think i draw the line at getting cs2 and ms office on the sly...

will probably have to buy this when my home computer isn't a slow running piece of crap..
*mutters about uselessness of laptop*

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)

Do discreet still offer cash rewards if you grass up designing houses?

I vaguely remember there being a big advert in the back of one of the old graphic design magazines many years ago.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)

I have no idea..

they don't let me near real buildings yet )=

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)

don't know, haven't seen the advert is a while

I hope they do, it's a nice deterent, grass someone up and get enough money to buy it legally :D
Speaking of MAX, the new feature list for 2010 is quite arousing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)

Mmmmmmmm

arousing features....
*drools*

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)

What are those things on the counter by the window ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)

An egg cut in half

and some wierd mesh shape i made.
just some random stuff really.

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)

I like the random stuff !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)

woo!

madness i say! madness!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)

I think

that wall's going to be a bastard to plaster now that those kitchen units have been fitted.

Also those black holes generated by the stools need addressing!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

you mean....

...you don't have black holes in your kitchen?
useful waste disposal them!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)

hehe

I have no experience in 3DS (Mac user, which is why I went for Cinema 4D).
But there must be settings for shadows from "mapped" (soft) to "raytraced" (hard).
Try playing with these settings.
/gave up trying to light "real" situations long ago.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)

we are only just learning about the advanced lighting ...

so will hopefully get it right eventually :D

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)

I'm sure you will

'tis a good start :)

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)

lubberly kit chin

...GAH! NHS Stroke Ad raped my brain

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superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

Nicely

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)

Nice one

This is the kind of stuff we do at work

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)

Zombie!!! RaaaarrrrRRRRRrrrr....nom nom nom nom nom...

I have an idea for a zombie animated gif. Here's a test : )

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--- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

It appears that he may be like me with a 20/20 IQ . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

yes, but he has grace!

; )
lol
your animated gifs are awsome by the way. groovin' along : D

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--- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

Cheers . . . you've got great stuff too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)

This is fab

test some more!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

He doesn't get it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)

How rare

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

Yes . . . I belive that they are extinct . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)

I'm not surprised if they can't catch bananas

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)

I caught bananas

..on DVD.
was funny lol!
; )

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--- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

pfft

happiness is a warm gurn indeed

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)

Infinite take !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

they came ,they searched

.....they're getting warmer:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)

I know . . . It's even got a label and is peeled !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

anyone got change for a fiver?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)

Will you take a two and a three ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

three of each---she doesn't come cheeeeeeeeeeap:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

I best bring protection !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)

this is

truely spangificent

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

I only have this 4.32 note

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

This Crunchy Credit is taking it's toll.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

but at least it's crushy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

Hehehe!

Her royal gurnness

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

Excellent

*clicks*

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superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

handsome!

and no i only have 999 pence pieces :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)

which is £9.99

and ½ a coin. you fibber :p

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

want to have another go?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

hahaha

beat me to it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)

ris

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

999 x 1 = 999

999 x 0.5 = ???

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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)

duh

the space there was crucial to my misreading his statement. bleaurgh. this is why posting whilst stoned on b3ta is a bad idea

E: thanx for explaining :)

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)

XD OMG IM SO HIGH RITE NOW LOLOLO

GUIS LOOK IM HIGH LMAO

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

O RLY

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

hehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

*is living up to his username*

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)

Darling!

You don't have to change for a fiver!

(incoming spang iminent)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

hehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

arf

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FIEND, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)

*is suspicious*

-hang on......that's an old 'un:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

Inflatable . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

Well as a busdriver we often get asked that very question

Have you got change for a fiver and I will take their note and give them a completely different £5 note and say triumphantly "There it's changed!" how funny we busdrivers are - hahahaha. But ppl have no sense of humour.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)

HAHAHA....the look on their faces must be worth it

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

i would appreciate this kind of thing, but i've got to ask...

...get punched often? ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

A couple of times but that's totally unrelated

as those were just junkie bastards who wanted a free ride.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

"give me a free ride and as payment you get punched"

i don't envy your job :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)

Well I was told each time by the Traffic Accident Investigator

who you must report assault to that - I should just let people who might cause trouble just do what the fuck they like - I being a bit of feisty red head tend to think it's my job to ensure other passengers are safe and not let shitheads get away with intimating me. Mostly iy works but on the occassion there is always someone who want to push me too far.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)

shit

again - i don't envy you _{(in any way ;) )}

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)

When I get on a bus, I always ask the driver "Does the bus stop here?"

Some of the looks I get . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9168775

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)

Mostly just my ticket . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

\o/

SCORE

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

That would really cheer me up

we seldom get amusing passengers other than those who don't realise they are being silly.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

I agree . . . bus life is . . . shall I say . . . "different" . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)

Pfffft

I have to ask my dad, who is also a bus driver, if he does the same thing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)

It's an old joke so more than likely.

Like James my hubby who was also a busdriver until he fell ill and they sacked him - once had a kid jump on the bus with a £20 note and slammed it down and demanded a child's 40p fare - James was polite and told him that he couldn't change it - the kid kicked off swearing (you know the language) and said that James was going to change his £20 or he would just get on the bus and sit down. James took his £20 note scrunched it into a ball and threw it out the cab window - the Kid legged it after his £20 note and James drove off - problem solved.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

My dad tell lots of funny stories about passengers

he's only been a bus driver for a couple of years now, mind

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

4 years on 14th February

but can you believe I used to be such a nice lady working for Social Sevices as a Home Carer (Home Help the orginal name until it was deemed non-pc)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

Are you enjoying it?

My dad had a very good job as a project leader (audio/video) before the company he worked for went bust.

He's never been happier since he's on the bus. And so's my mum.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)

A bus driver mate on stopping at a bus stop and being asked if his bus drove to its advertised destination

"Hold on love"
*turns off engine*
*leaves bus and walks in front of it*
*looks up at sign above window*
*gets back into bus and sits behind wheel*
*starts engine*
"Yes, love."

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)

You would never guess just how many times we get asked that

and I have occassionally done the walk around the front of the bus, of course if I could say what I really wanted to say I'd probably say "It fuckin' does an' all - sheesh lucky you asked me that I could have been driving in completely the wrong direction!" ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)

hahahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)

Awsome : D

ha ha

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--- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)

DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL Y'ALL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

howls

these have been my inspiration:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)

That's worth more than the Washington ones !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)

Most good, MOST GOOD!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)

ningall

whatsup?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

*warms spanging pan*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

spanging pan

what did i do to deserve that...?

oh :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)

Hey, at least I'm warming it :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

much appreciated sir ;)

*awaits spanging*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

Me too

with mine he gets soup!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

hahaha

excellent!

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superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)

hehehehe!

now go to your room and think about what you've just done

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)

*thinks hard*

*self-spangs*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

You will got blind

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

: D

Ha ha ha

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--- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)

I warmed the spang soup especially for you - lol

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9168725

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

a double spang eh

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

Worse case scenario . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

Oh My!!

hahahahaha!

Marvellous!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

glad you approve

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

Yes.

With my punning I can hardly say anything!!
;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

Oooooow crikey

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

Can i put tis here then?

Spock-the-difference

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

ha :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)

nice spangage :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)

ta! :)

(can you compliment a spangage? I always learned 2 things; never woo a woo, and never cross the streams. Perhaps this is different)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)

i just did - i can't take it back now

:( *fears consequences*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

oh no don't worry

it's not a scientifically established fact yet

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

clit spang

: D

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--- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

Is it worrying this is also how I saw this at first?

Not nessaccarily spang, probably bang or something like that, I'm not sure what I saw that bit as.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)

arf

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FIEND, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)

SEAGULL HERO

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

J. Livingston . . . I presume . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

YES

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

Oh, really?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

TWIT - WOO!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

Hello, I'm Jeremy Vine and I am going on a granny killings spree, tonight on Panorama

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

BRANDOWL!

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Brims Spurts., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

\o/

huffy owl is impatient.

(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)

Brandowl...or if you're me...

John Lithgowl!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

Pearoast

(brain_blessed, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)

Hahahaha

laugh out loud moment here :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

lowl

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)

haven't done one of these yet

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

Yay

*fives*

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

Unexpected horse

* Expected bus

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

Hello, I'm Jeremy Vine and I've drawn a smiley face on my ball bag

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

From this angle he looks like he's crying

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

*Hopes this is your stats quote*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

it would be nice

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

this is ace

much better than that /talk twunt's effort

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superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

BEWARE!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

Best of all the bandwagons.*

* Whoopsie! I done told a lie!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

*wees in your cornflakes*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

*flakes corn in your wee*

How do you like it? }: (
:D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

Tasty golden flakes of piss!!

!!!Come on stats quote!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

SPECIAL THREE FOR ONE OFFER NOW WITH FREE AIDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

hehehehe

and stuff

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

Unexpected!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

I remember this

I remember it because I was ironing fish while watching the tv when it happened.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

haha

Haven't seen this before. My sides hurt.

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

Nag . . . Nag . . . Nag . . .

YeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaw !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

hi ho silver

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

No sir, I don't like it

(not true really. wue!)

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)

YES....YESYESYESYESYESYESYES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)

Wacky Glasses

Previously: Funny Glasses Circular Glasses

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

Pollard wins everything :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

even the sexy award?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

You're kidding, right?

She's the Marylin Monroe of the modern age

edit: V Proof!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

Yay! You did Edna!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

The Mugabe's are such excellent retro style.

Also: Everage wins by default.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

bono is a twat

* decrees *

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

which is why I placed him next to Mallett

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

i can only think of one person who would disagree with that statement.

and his name sounds like an erection

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

...reflection?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

the eiffel tower?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

spock?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

Yet if I had to choose one of these six people to run my life...

Hmm. Probably Sue Pollard, actually. Or Lennon, but only on condition he remains dead.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

Ooh . . . I see you've done Moore . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

indeed, and here is the full set:

Bloody huge size

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

Sykes' are the best

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

i'm liking this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

Top trumps are on their way.. but I've been busy :(

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

is this available to buy as a poster?

and if not, why not?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

I've tried setting up a cafe press shop, but its a bit pap. Any suggestions of places to sell posters from?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

oxford street

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

thank you.

*packs bags to go and 'make it' in London*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

The streets aren't paved with gold you know

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

*unpacks*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

Have you tried :

www.lulu.com/

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

no, thank you.

I will try now.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

It looks like they just do books, I want posters :(

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

^this

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

nice to see you did my hill and allen suggestions

good stuff

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connor, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

No no thank you :)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

i see you have an Indexhibit website

they seem to make things 40% more arty.

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connor, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)

ah. 41% I think you will find.

I found it to be the best way to store and show all my shoddy stuff.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

wot??

no deidre barlow???

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

She was on my list, along with Mary Whitehouse...

but I have glasses fatigue now.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

Optometric !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

Gabrielle is the antimelly.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)

nicely

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

I like these

Do sportstars next -

Edgar Davids, Dennis Taylor, Bret "The Hitman" Hart and more that I can't think of

EDIT: Eddie the Eagle Edwards

(brain_blessed, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

EDDIE! Damn it I will have to do sports people now.

I need 3 more.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

Some swimming goggles could be involved?

I am sorry for planting the seed

(brain_blessed, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)

Ha!

Needs some Dennis Taylor...

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)

lol

"People who have been, or should be shot"

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)

Maybe I could have picked a better way of getting this message across.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)

O_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

=_=

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)

O_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)

\o/

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

\o/\o,

WE HAS A WINNER

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

~~~~H \o/ ~~~ /^\ ~~

* I know... no bridge...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

Oh noes, look out ascii man, that ascii shark is coming to munch on your binary codes :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

i bet it isn't

i'll wager 2/6d

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)

but i haven't done one yet

i will, that's a promise

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)

Actually,

that's the first one I have done. Couldn't come up with anything funny. :(

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

nor can i

which is why i haven't as yet, but i will

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

oh noes, someone sealed up the anime gloryhole

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

HAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

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connor, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)

lovely

but i can't be the only one wondering

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

Me too

: O

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--- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

How many light bulbs does it take to screw . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

sauce?

please

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superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

I think that must be it dripping down on the left hand side

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

That's mayo

Simon Mayo, that is.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

flexible young woman

needs more fur

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

i don't think that's her leg

i'll wager it belongs to a cyclist, they shave their legs

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

or possibly another girl

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)

hahahahah

I can't believe you made a deep throat picture look sweet.

This deserves some kind of a medal

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

they do get quite violent with the girls in those videos

or maybe eastern european girls just have big throats. who knows.

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connor, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

i still contend it's a cyclist or lady love

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

hahaha

^this

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

1000% unshopped

RDJ approves

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

He's getting a head of himself . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

nicely done

no idea who the top bloke is, who rdj is or come to that who the bottom bloke is either but nicely done all the same

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

Also unshopped

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

fly little jamrag....fly to freedom!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)

errrr

ERRRRRR!

also, it was a rough night for him:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

maaaas

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)

ewwww

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

S P A N G !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

splendid

unfreez?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

yes fraid so

have downloaded the one you suggested but can't be arsed to play with it yet

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

Fan support . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

Just dropping this here

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)

*groans*

when will it end?

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superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)

Pfft

You're a cheerful lot of bastards arent ya?

(

BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)

These things become uncool just before they become popular

after all the cool people have a go first of course ;-)

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)

Cool people?

why, you're not from /talk are you?

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha /talk...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ..breaths...Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)

With that intelligent witty reply

obviously not. Calm down mate its only the internet

(

BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)

I love you

forgive me?

(

BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)

i was country,

...when country wasn't cool

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

...

(

Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)

WHYYYYY

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)

hey cool this is a new take on the whole thousand busses thing

I applaud your efforts long may you continue to reign.

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)

A ha ha

thanks
Oh..sarcasm.. thanks for the welcome and why not pop over to /talk soon for some fun and frolics

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

hmm I think i have used up

my welcome on there but next time i get drunk...
a side note it is a nice shop.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

Its just the link from the newsletter

and i thought it would be a bit of a larf or give someone a chuckle,
but i wasnt expecting the top art critics from around the world to be posting tonight

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)

Calm down, calm down,

no need to be provoked by the provoking implications inherent in this message.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)

I love you too

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

Awww. Good enough for me.

*tickles*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

*giggles*

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

NEWSFLASH: b3ta now congested with steeeenkin' buses

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)

I just spotted you signed up for the London bash

you really going to make it?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

Not sure yet, but the intention's there.

I thought: if I don't sign up, I'm definately not going to make it ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

Be nice to see you there mate :)

Be that pint or two we've been promising each other for a couple of years, have a blast at the zoo before hand if you want

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)

Crazy Dutch logic!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)

true

bastards..

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

AHHHHHHhhhhhhh........!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

Ha ha ha

excellent! *fives*

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)

In other news.....

Have you seen this news!

Thieving bastards stole our idea!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

Um nope

but fuck em

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)

You need instructions on how to obtain a bible? It's easy...

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

HORSIST

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)

Sod off you dullard

/harsh but fair with extra pre-dentist blues

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)

Fuck off you cunt

/erm you're a cunt

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

IT'S SNOWING LOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH

HAHAHHAHAHAH
no seriously this guy's sooo funny
hahhahahahhah

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)

Cheers!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)

- 50 odd posts on the Main Board....

- Most of them in this post....
- Now slagging off all the regular posters
- Priceless

~~Priceless~~ TWAT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)

Oh for fucks sake

yeh only a few posts but was just having some fun.
I wouldnt flame the fuck out of you coming onto /talk so why should i take it from you lot?

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

Exactly

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

Says the man who just posted this on /talk, about his own post?

www.b3ta.com/talk/5916696

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

you must be have been offline

when i went onto /talk, drunk
and got flambeed
can't be arsed ^ to find the alt code for that accent thingy

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

I havent been on for ages i must admit, but still

i mean look up, its ok when regulars do it obviously

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

works both ways

like a bi-tranny

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

UPSET ON BOARD

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Hankster, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)

CAPITAL LETTERS

ONLINE

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

cunt online

www.b3ta.com/board/9168587

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)

Still dropping . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)

HEY FUCK YOU

Hi chicken how's you?

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

alternative transport?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)

ning

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FIEND, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)

Ta-ta!

Arf-arf!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)

pfffffffft

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)

superb

woo

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)

Door Jam

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

That is the facial expression I am doing right now.
It's quite a difficult one I admit.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

strange things are happening

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)

Brilliant things are happening on this piece of paper.

You are awesome :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)

Gesundheit!

(again)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)

Now I want my palm red !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)

Because he touches himself at night.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)

This reminds me of the Spanish artist Moebius

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)

woo top stuff

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)

Have you ever really looked at your hands?

Woo.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)

Where's its slats?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)

lolriverghost.

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zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)

Lol wut :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)

I can see where you are going wrong...

You missed out number 1 you twat!

~~twat~~ polished turd

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)

haha :D

i like ikea furniture. if it goes wrong you can always just grab a saw and turn it into something else.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)

Don't you mean fücksøx?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)

Swedes don't use the letter ø

Despite what Monty Python would have you believe!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)

ö håi!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)

"ooh hoi"

I think.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)

Hej!

Bork bork bork? Bork!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)

Yeah, I do know that

I meant fücksåx, of course ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)

Screw the instructions . . . use crazy glue !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)

I found a two books worth £600 and £12,000 behind one of our shelves in the basement on Friday

my boss reckons they must have been there since the sixties

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)

He now has the one book worth £600

and you have a new car.
Another reason I want your job. I like old books. And rummaging in basements finding old books and stuff and long-lost goodies.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)

Heh

Given it's Darwin's birthday this week, i've been handling the first edition of the origin lots at the moment, worth over £100,000, and was photographing some plates from some John Gould books valued at over a million a couple of weeks ago

no ordinary library ;)

Edit: And yes it is a bit like the library from the mummy at the beginning of the film, except the shelves don't fall over

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

cor

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)

Bastard!

Still, I hear identity theft is quite easy nowadays...
*prepares "My name is Jahled" ID badge*

And hope you wore gloves when handling those books!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)

I posted a picture of the first edition here abouts a couple of years ago balanced with a biscuit tin

how my appreciation and respect for that book has changed..

ah, my pizza arrives :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)

Pizza?

Now you're just rubbing it in!
(The situation, that is, not the pizza)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

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