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[challenge entry] Thanks, Janis...

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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Top work again there, Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# cheers :) much appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# These are all brill!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ta fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Janis?
:D
lovely again

*whores also*
www.b3ta.com/board/9170062
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Janis...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-GFqhCq2HA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# yes... that is Janis
I was referring to my sig. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I know, I just gave you a golden opp. to whore it out again...
cos it is rather fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# haha cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# belated yay
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# The Murdering Dogs!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# oh, god...
are they 'westies'? I don't know my dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Yep.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# hehehe reminded me of this from a while back..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Serial Killers FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Pfffft
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# You sick, sick humanoid
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *hammers in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# haha!

outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Oh Please!!
It's seamier than a seamy thing from Seamsylvania, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# It's pretty ruff.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# yay!
*enrols in evening classes*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I got some zombies in my sock drawer could you come?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# i can probably come in your sock drawer yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# brainflute
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I have a magical amulet which keeps mythical creatures away from
my vicinity ... I don't even have to wear it all the time.

yeah - that's right - I said zombies are mythical, big whup, wanna fight aboutit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# wearing your pants around your head doesn't make them an amulet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# haha...
'By the skidmarks of St. Michael...I repel you!'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# But when they appear IRL they're no longer mythical
thus your protection no longer works.

Want to buy a zombie-repellent rock?
Simply apply it repeatedly to a zombie's head to stop it approaching.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# You've muddled up flids and mongs, you spack
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I hope that's not my random quote!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# No, ^ that one is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Bloody hell who chooses these things!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# LOL you missed out Tard.
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# heheheheheh, ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# yes -
schoolboy error!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ooh missus !
put that handbag away ! ;)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# sorry i thought this was a petty name calling thread
although imho, not so petty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ^this
*mumbles something about Nazi Germany...*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# See, what you've done there
Is somehow make *that* unacceptable purely because you cocked it up.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# rather than the traditional angel and devil on each shoulder, it seems you just have a pillock on each
both are drooling on their shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Nah.. I shopped the Devil earlier.. but I can't see him drooling!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Get with the times man.
It's 616 now, Grandad.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hehe we had this discussion already..
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
"what do you recommend pillock the left?... hmmm? And, pray, what moral advice have you pillock the right? I see...."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Bloody Tuesday n00bs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Nice keming

...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ya'll find me in the pub..tryina reach ma bud'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# pfffft.....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hahahaha
my last effort from a while ago

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# LOLLAGE !
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# silly... that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# SCHWEET!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# SCHWING
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Mind Pisch
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# what...
this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Indeed Mr S
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# ^ Wouldn't - Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I've had them.

All of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# woot!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Needs more tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# ...
Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hahahhahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# pope
(mr miagi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You sir are starting to worry me
with your obsession over the pope :)

EDIT: Your username just reminded me of this,

www.imdb.com/title/tt1155076/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# do i? do i?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# oh for fuck sake... Even with Jackie in it, CAN'T THESE HOLLYWOOD TYPES MAKE SOMETHING ORIGINAL, OR JUST FUCK OFF??!?!?!
remakes remakes remakes....

I've just recently seen teh pink panther adverts on TV. Christ almighty.. I swear hollywood is going to implode with all this sort of crap.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I saw that advert the other day.
I was so angry I almost smashed my tele!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I watched 30 Rock
that someone off the internet sent me.....
OH NO I DIDN'T!!!!

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I apologise!
Your signature says most of it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Only messing.
Take your time,but hurry up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I can't stand Steve Martin at the best of times, but I really want to smash his face in having seen that trailer.
Preferably using a baseball bat with nails in it. (yes, I was watching Escape from New York last night :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# He was very funny in 30 Rock.
*winds stanbo up*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# WELL I WOULDN'T FUCKING KNOW



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I think there must just be some law which says all white haired comedians much eventually get shit later in their career.
Leslie Nielson went from Police Squad to Scream 3 for christ's sake.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hmmmm... that's actually quite a good point....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Scary Movie 3
which is far worse than Scream 3
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# That was precisely what I meant.
Proves how terrible a movie it was when I can only remember what it was a parody of.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# if you want
to have all your anger bubble boil at once just look at this.

my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:1000866
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Flash Gordon,
Westworld and Ihe Incredible Shrinking Man, could do with a modern make-over, as for the rest,leave 'em alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# have toy SEEN the new flash gordon TV series? *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It that what they meant!!
That was bad TV!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# WHAT A BUNCH OF UTTER FUCKING CUNTS!
HOW FUCKING DARE THEY REMAKE ARTHUR AT ALL, LET ALONE WITH THAT TALENTLESS CUNT BRAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# told you.
boil away.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123 WITH TRAVOLTA?
GET TO FUCK YOU CUNTS!

ALSO, THE BIRDS? DID NO-ONE REALISE YOU SHOULD NEVER REMAKE HITCHCOCK AFTER THAT ABOMINATION THAT WAS PSYCHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I had a magazine cutout of jane fonda as barbella.
Rose McGowan better be no relation to shane....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I think she is the one who used to
go out with Marilyn Manson. I once saw her in a fucking terrible film, let me check out....

EDIT: www.imdb.com/title/tt0155776/ thats the film I saw her in. She is quite fit actually.

Also, she was Cherry in Planet Terror.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# She was great in Grindhouse
very lovely-able
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# well i mean she's not awful
nsfw

but she looks like someone I failed to get it off with, except fatter and with an undershot top jaw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Nice dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# They remade Pelham a coyuple of years back
They are even forgetting what they've remade noW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Did they?
I missed that thank fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# straight to video
with the otherwise great Vincent D'onofrio
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# And Lorraine Bracco by the look of things.
Which brings me back to a point I made the other day....

b3ta.com/board/9162482
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I don't know what to say to that....
I simply can't believe all those are being remade. I know a few of them aren't actaully happening (The Thing, thank the lord, isn't happening)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Barbarella,
I am not sure about whether it is a good or a bad idea. In all honesty, as much as I love the original, it isn't exactly an amazing piece of cinema. I just hope that they have even more nudity than the original :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I thought The Thing
was going to be a prequel about the "Hey Sweden! They're Norweigans, Mac"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# have they run out of ideas?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# No its just lazy
If enough people go to see a remake that it makes it's money back, then they go
"Hey, that remake made it's money back, let's do other remakes rather than risk money on an original idea"

PLEASE PEOPLE... STOP GIVING IN TO THEM. STOP PAYING TO WATCH SHIT REMAKES AND THEY WILL STOP MAKING THEM

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but I have to get it out...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# AND FUCKING ANGEL HEART?
ANGEL FUCKING HEART?

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU EVER GONNA FUCKING WELL MATCH DE NIRO AND ROURKE?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# that really pissed me off..........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# That is such a brilliant film!
Very very underrated in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Unless all involved re-shoot it exactly the same!!



Mmmm..Bonet...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Hell yeah!
That really groated my sprockets :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Yeah... worked for Psycho
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# that sounds horrible
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
#

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-POPE WAGGON!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hijole!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Calle tu boca maracon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# toap
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# wagon?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# wagon? you mean a popemobile
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hehe thought I'd seen that before..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Why not put all your pope pics in one thread so you don't clog up the board for others
Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# reply
i dont kno how to
soz
(mr miagi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# easy
it's the same as posting a reply, just copy and paste the url cr3ation gives you instead of writing words, although additional words are nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Especially if they involve the words "oiled" and "lesbians"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# sometimes a picture is better than a thousand words
this being a very strong case for the rule
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# click the my images tag
then select the image and cut and past the html into the reply box
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# what's the difference between a html and a url
apart from the obvious spelling differences, keep your reply very short and easy to understand
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# html: hyper text markup language ie: the code including <img> tags and so on
url: uniform resource locator, the actual place (no that's misleading sorry) it's a means of locating the data on internet...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# blimey, i even understand this
so i was wrong and you were right, i stand very happily corrected. thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# no worries, but the terms are typically interchanged in common communication.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# you can stop now
i'm bored with all this jargon talk already:)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# URL is a website/file address
HTML is a language that describes how a page should look to a browser

HTML can contain URLS
URLS do not contain HTML*

*usually

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# i don't care what the media say about you young people
you're all frightfully clever and very helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Cor, Fanks Mista!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Oh, the
delicious irony.
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Poop!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# you were/are an alter boy
AICMFP
or something as i'm no good with acronyms
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# WTHAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# i know that one
or can at least work it out
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# all these acronyms just look welsh to me.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# do you sleep with a crucifix above the bed?
poperush!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Feck off! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I'm going on Thursday.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Why is it always big lumps of cheese in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Just make sure you make a custom space suit for your dog

nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# yay!
bring me back a stick of moon rock.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# forgive my fading memory...but did tin tin ever go to the moon?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# most certainly
in 2 books, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# one would think that books would burn up on re-entry
TinTin was clearly a racist warlock
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I know he was great wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# yeah
it would have been better if we was a racist warlock... or from Middlesbrough like he is in the cartoons.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Well, Tintin in the Congo
does take a little explaining, I'll grant you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# is that how Tin Tin's not allowed on the One show anymore
"how' - nignogs... white Belgians are superior and that..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Herge
was a clear racist and he absolutely hated the British.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Again -
being a personal acquaintance of the Remi family has allowed you this insight?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# oh fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Pithy,
like it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I have no idea what the fuck got into you.
You were always an agreeable chap and I enjoyed our conversations even if we disagreed but lately your comments are barbed and meant to provoke rather than promote debate.
I would have thought, being that you are usually a decent chap that before you turned on me for no reason I can discern that you might have had the decency to discuss with me what the problem was. It's not like you'd stand next to me in the pub and just keep poking me because you find it amusing now is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'm not poking you.
I am not!
I'm just a little peeved about the 'absolutism' of some of your posts.

As regards the above, Yes Herge was a bigoted fuck, but so little is really known about him, I find it difficult not to react when sweeping generalisations are given out as incontrovertible truths.

That's all - nothing else. Honestly, nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I should not have to explain Herge
and certainly not to anyone well read.
Herge was a racist. This is because he is a product of the times and the imperialistic attitudes of central Europe then. He'd be hard pressed to be anything else although the concept of racism would probably be confusing to him and his peers.
He was anti-British because of his pro French nationalism stance and the two ideas would be opposite.
These are things written about him in a number of articles and biographies.
The fact that I don't support it with the huge essays you dislike and also being that the statement is sweeping because of that means I can't win. Does not mean I'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# No, you don't need to explain Herge.
I know about the 'number of articles and biographies'. I have several of them, as he is an interesting figure, not only for his art.

Since you seem determined to take offence, please note:

My issue is with your absolutism, which comes across as supremely arrogant, although I suspect this is not your intent.
You are very selective about how you frame counter-argument, for instance: I never said I 'dislike huge essays', but it suits your purpose to misquote and create a false impression of aggression on my part.

The last line of your above post somewhat makes the case, I'd happily admit I'm wrong. I've not once see you do it - to repeat: 'absolutism'.

*That's* what I was saying.



(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# *gasp*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Not as good as 'The Calculus Affair'
but worth your time all the same.

/all the books in English, Flemish, and a few in Luxembourgoise dialect blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ah yes i remember that one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# A GOAT AM I????
Make way for the goat!

I loved the tintin books.. My parents made me join the local library, presumably to get me interested in reading. They were very disappointed when all I kept bringing home to read was Tintin and Asterix...

My personal favourite was the Land of Black Gold where the Thom(p)son's ate those dodgy aspirins...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# And don't forget the video game.
By Infogrames if my memory serves me. Had it on the amiga.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# looks like it...I think it was faked
www.calicocatbooks.com/Book_Notes/emoon.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# my local library mustn't have had it :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# even before actual people went there

I have the first edition of both moon albums. They're both massive.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# can I be in your will?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# They're not in very good condition though
They used to be my dad's
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# still those sort of things are valuables, my old man has broons annuals.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I'll be more careful with them
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# and he received enjoyment
from being unkind to books?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Quite so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# they'll be worth a bit :)

not that you'd sell them..quality thing to have
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Yeah, they're awesome albums
All big and square. About the size of an LP record.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# who cares?
Andy Serkis as Haddock with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as the Thomson twins? Brilliant, moon or not.
However, digital 3D? What's that about, come on Jackson, no need to bugger about with fly by night tech.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Arf! "fly by night tech"
You'll give luddites a bad name, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# seriously?
What use is digital 3D to anyone but a handful of spotty Yank geeks who will go to the cinema so they can tell their spotty geek mates what a 'blast' they had and 'man, I thought it was going to hit me in the face' ( I wish something would ).
The majority of viewers in this day and age will be watching movies from the comfort of their own home where all that expense and gimmickry will be wasted.
Just make the film FFS and stop dragging out a tech that has failed in every decade it has been briefly revived since House of Wax.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Best you judge when you see the film.
How about that for a radical approach?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# That's my point.
I'll see the film of course and I'll be watching it in my home on my TV from a DVD.
So I'll not be able to judge the 3D element just as the majority of other viewers won't.
I don't read anywhere that I've been judging the film. I just don't understand the need to make it in 3D. It's not exactly made 'bloody valentine' the hit of the decade has it?

I'm not sure what your vested interest is here or if you just want to join the wagon of people who'd like to prod me at any given opportunity but I expressed an opinion that 3D always fails and given that record and the fact that not all the viewers will have that experience when they see it I personally don't understand the need to pursue it. Hardly judging the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I'll be sure to forward your thoughts onto
Messrs Jackson, Spielberg, et al.

Just so you are really clear:

I never said you were judging the film (that would be tricky since it's not even made yet), merely that you could do so *after* watching. But, as ever, your *perception* of what was said took you rather far from what was *actually* said.
But, don't let that stop you.
I know it won't.

Edit: Having skipped the majority of your essay above, I missed this - "prod me at any given opportunity"
What? Are you 12 or something?
Get over it!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# The film is fully CG
making a 3D version would be trivial.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I remember when they made Jaws 3 in 3D
That was kind of cool.

Except that it was Jaws 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# is someone making a tintin film?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Well, if they aren't
Pasanonic seems to be well tooled-up in the arts of cinematography, perhaps we should ask him to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# * sits back an awaits another mammoth thread about the virtues or otherewise of the use of technology and effects in modern cinema
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# *logs out for the duration*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# pick me up a pint of milk and some baccy whilst you're out
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# how' man TinTin ya cunt
CHICKEN PARMO!

/www.VisitMiddlesbrough.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# TinTin bit the big one!
Little Belgian bastard!

I am liking your moon though
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Brillio.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# your're like one of my favourite b3ta artists, man
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *ahem*
Hello, you...
*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# oooh I wouldn't snog me right now if I were you
I just had a tooth out an hour ago :(

*glums*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# are you dribbling as you type
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Always
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Bless you, sir
*gives soothing hug*

*mops mouth*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# not sure that's going to help
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# You'll be needing a bigger mop :D
*numb hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# These things that you saw when you went to the moon - in what way were they earth-like?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# they were made of John Innes No. 2
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I'm going to hell for sure...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# There's something fishy
about this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Why are you so crabby today?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# He's always this shellfish
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# You are
sole
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# he needs to learn his plaice
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# there's no need to be sharky
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Oh my Cod!
That was awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# you're starting to flounder
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# bream on
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I can't believe
you're whiting these...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Oy! Ster-ing things up is not allowed.
Keep it up and your cock-le fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# with friends like you lot, who needs anemones?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# for goodness hake
i've haddock up to hear with these puns
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# i like them
i'm having a whale of a time reading them
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# well you could just go back in time to saturday and sit in kingslake...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Why does everyone think we all eat prawns and drink fosters?
I can't stand fucking prawns. and no one sells fosters here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *sues Fosters for false advertising*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I thought you drank Castlemaine XXXX....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# only cause we cant spell beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# it isn't even called castlemaine xxxx anymore.
and i think the top three beers are carlton, vb and toohey's new. none of which are terrific
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# one of my deepest dissapointments about visiting OZ,
aside from the cultural void, was the very poor beer. I'm thinking about emigrating and setting up a micro-brewery to make good beer for you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# seriously we have good beer. you just need to know where to look for it.
what cultural void. Didn't you say you were a yorkie living in scotland?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Bollocks.
You all eat prawns and drink Fosters. I've seen it on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# that's cos you flogged
the filthy recipe and brand to us!

/CAMRA blog.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ^ agree heartily with all of this ^
except for the prawns - i fuckin love em!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# never been able to stomach seafood of anysort.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *is drinking Fosters right now*
*sends out for prawns*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# you fool!
Don't do it, it's not worth it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# but I like prawns
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Isn't it all calamari and VB?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# kebabs and carlton for me personally.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# its all squid and piss at the end of the day!!
(top fuckin sig tag!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Cannelloni and VD
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Coopers red label FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# now you see that's actually a tip top beer, the green label (pale ale) is also nice
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
....cooopers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# When i first went to Aus, coopers was quite the underdog
but i gather its quite a large brand now. I found a place that did all 3 types on tap in sydney once and was VEREH HAPPEH :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# i'd forgotten about the stout...the green one is on tap in almost every pub in sydeny now
i believe it's always been big in adelaide (where it's made)

squires is quite good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hmm never heard of that one
I used to swear by coopers and VB (i know i know) when i was staying in Perth. That and the local beers our favorite pub served :)

God i'd love to go back
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# yeah!
jumbo prawns!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I see a snag in that plan.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Please make sure all future jokes about Australians are filed under 'Jokes with no home'.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# who's driving the pickup? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# IT'S A BLOODY UTE!! UTE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# PICKUP!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# stone the crows mate
its a bloooooooooooooody U T E !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# actually it is a pickup
but only because I couldn't find a decent source pic of a ute...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# i plead image context!
its a UTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# HA-HA!
justice at last!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKIN UTE MATE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# P - I - C - K - U - P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I calls it whats I likes, and I calls it a PICKUP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# a very short aussie
or maybe he's hiding from the camera

EDIT... silhouette added for more authenticity.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# mag bishop
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# those are beuts on a Ute!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# beuts on a Ute?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Be Gentle
(odisbey, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# What with the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# well, with spelling like that, there's only two people you can be
since you're not me, you must be riverghost!

*runs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# nah its suppose to be that way.
irony!
(odisbey, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# ah good new person welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# ¬

Did you get a reply?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# nope, but as someone mentioned valentines day
the third kitten cops it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# "Valentines day"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# four

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# made of iron?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# is the spelling mistake the joke
or do i need to get pedantic on your shiny new arse.

welcome
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# yes mum!
(odisbey, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# that's ok then
pull up a kitten and shop it 'til it squeals chair
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I bet you're glad you didn't fuck that up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I am good sir.
(odisbey, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Oh good... a flashing error message...

* To the bunker b3tains, they have found the Error message generator! Not long now and they will find the bus one! I have Jaffa Cakes, and someone bring the Battenburg?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I was gonna try a motivational poster
but i couldn't get it under size restrictions, without it being as big as i wanted it.
(odisbey, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# made of marks?
:P
(odisbey, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# we've got us a proper b3ta noob here
i'll wager it's lurked and read the faq's and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Well
you can see why we're all confused. Noobs like that almost never happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hint: people here don't like motivational posters, see them as horrible 4chan things.
get an image editor, draw a cock in magenta, three pubes per bollock and everyone will love you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# another joke
i think im not trying hard enough.
(odisbey, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# You're doing just fine
It's just the oldies thinking all noobs are noobs
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hehehe, welcome new fellow! Stretch out a kitten and dance on a bar stool! You'll never leave, etc etc!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# everyone knows
it's spelt eror.

Welcome to you.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# so wow that's a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# pope
(mr miagi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# It seems you are a member of the
Vatican Fan club.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# that NEEDS a badge made for it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# They already have quite a few 'Club Houses'
littered around the place...


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# on a related note; when the the Seventh Day Adventist's HQ for the UKburnt down (it is/was literally 2 seconds from my house)
I wonder if on the insurance claim they considered declaring it as an act of God?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hehe
you are a bit good you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Wax on, wax off
Very nice work on the beard!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I like his
new look! The infallible beard.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done! Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Pope ZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I Love The Pope
Cos the Pope uses Soap on a Rope
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# That's dope!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# That guy from Resident Evil 4
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# John Peel?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahah ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Nice shop!


Edit: Unlike mine, I've just noticed. Urk!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# URK!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ah well only the religon of Jesus isn't it?
Mazal tov for your b3taing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# bloody reptilians!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I like the Pope
Coz the Pope likes dope
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha :D

[in other news]
I'm employed now!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# congrats?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# for now it's a yay haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# poor you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# my dole got cut and my scholarship won't kick in for about 3 weeks :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# that sucks :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# mucho grats Prod', and yay for GIR!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Congrats Prodge!
Full time permanent work?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# yup :)

full time, designing stuff with [something] travel, find out more on monday.
probably mind numbing stuff..but it's a job :)

goatse brochures woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Aceness!
Well done sir! Hopefully I'll be back at work soon. I'm starting to lose my mind :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# it's no good..ain't it :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# My cosmiserations sir
but of course really WOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# it'll end up driving me nuts :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# thank ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# well done, you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Congrats, guv'nor!
May all your *travel* related plans come true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# ooh wonder if I get cheap holidays :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# jolly good show
about time that talent of yours earned you some cash.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# bless :)
cheers you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# damn


colouring in version
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# aw bless!
was it inspired by this

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7869257.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# "when it rains, does the water collect around your neck?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# aw... very nice indeed!
I fear a bloodbath, though!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# oh there's always a bloodbath
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ok, why the hell do I love these pictures you do so much? There is something about this style that is too damn good....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# damn narwhals
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I love your stuff
this is fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I feel sad for Colourful cow
he doesn't have his own kebab skewer on his head :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Thanks to Sepang for the idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I have that necklace
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# so do I
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# It compliments your halter neck top nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I thought so
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Nice blouse, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# why thank you
now,

Lion Bar, or Toffee Crisp?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Star Bar!
always.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# That wasn't what he asked you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Nevertheless,
that's what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# There's only one way to settle this...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# MUD WRESTLING!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I am loving these :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# lovely!
what about Billy?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ah...
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Fact of the day that I only found out recently.
Billy Ocean is British.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# No wai!
I didn't know that either.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# It is true,
I saw him on BBC Breakfast a couple of weeks ago and he said so.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# He's lying!
He's American, like Edwin Starr.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Isn't Edwin Starr a sweaty>?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Haha...
I chose him because I don't think he's (was) American either.

*checks*

edit: nope, he was - Nashville, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# not american as in being born in nashville?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# No, he was very american
apparently. How inconvenient for this discussion - silly man.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# yays but I keep seeing this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# you rebel scum!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# But why do you keep seeing that, eh?
EH?

WHY?????
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# It's on my monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Oh, ok,
That works...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# these are very cool *awaits the tallest buildings version*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Good idea
It's in Dubai....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Dubai?
No, it came out of her savings.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I like these.
Also: Hooray for BBC Travel

Turkey Cock Lane is closed due to flooding :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# cool
reminds me of
talklikeaphysicist.com/2008/physics-is-all-about-scales-earth-water-and-air/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Oooh, that's interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Nice work, sir.
I like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# it would have been better if the Indian ocean wasn't so fucking big
but what can you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Windsurf off Mauritius?
Just a thought...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# That's top
.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Just so it's done and over with
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Baldy cats!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# So what are we gonna do tonight Brain?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# wank
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I found an old porno dvd last night
while I was cleaning out my top drawer. It was a Dogging one.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I found some of the porn sketches i did when i was about 15 the otherday.
deary me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# not as good as the ones you do now, then?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# oh yeah, my drawing and stuff has improved a lot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Why Man?
Why oh why?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# why did i draw it? why did i mention it?
Because I didn't have the internet, I had a boys guide to the naughty business, which is undoubtedly partially responsible for my present situation, AND I WANTED A GOD DAMN DECENT WANK.

I mentioned it because you started the topic, and i thought it may churn some stomachs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# speaking of churning
I can't believe it's not butter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# the same thing we do EVERY night, Pinky; TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Whoop Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# nnaaarrrrrfff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# arggh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Holy Buggering Salamanders™! KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# shiting cockbadgers
that is.. ugh.. take it away.
(OP, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Aaaaaaaarrrggghhh!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# holy shit!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Is that Gordon Ramsey's dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Is the person who owns that dog blind?
It's the only explination I can think of as to why it's still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# it's a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# hahahhahaha, that is just so odd :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# nicely done
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha
They look like Disney bad guy cats!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Eat the birdie
eat the birdie
eat the birdie
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# That's ace!
You see a lot of them in japan:
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# mad cat ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# yeah! every big city has one...
I snapped this one in Kyoto.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# ahh, Kyoto, the anagram lover's Tokyo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# indeed!
Shame there's no city called Yokot...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Biggah!!! Appologies for the size but it doesn't work smaller and it's waaay under 50k.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It's 51k.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# This^^^
What a cunt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yes not 100:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I said...
C U N T !
yes, he still has me on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yeah,
but you said it was way under 50k you cunt! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ooops:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Monty says Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yeah monty's lovely, rg doesn't have you on ignore does he?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# really? so I've been calling you a cunt and you've seen it?
my apologies

*edit* actually I don't believe him. RG, how many fingers am I holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# this is true
I am lovely, and I am on ignore with RG. He's missing so much
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Can't he say it himself?:(
You haven't tied him to the chair again and gagged him?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# if by 'gag'
you mean throat-rape, then yes. What's that Monty?

"mmfpmfpmfpmfppmfm"

of course I'll tell him

Monty says you take care now!


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Oh monty not mongy.
Yeah he's on my ignore. Nice enough bloke but he blatatly said one rule applies to him an one for everyone else.
Didn't think he was worth the time after that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# arf!!
still think cr3's game should be in the faq
svamp.eu/game/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# is there a successful outcome after 'post a new message'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hehehehehehehehhehe!
*petitions for this to be made official*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hehe...
I'm afraid I can't let you post that, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Harry Potter chess?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# BEWARE OF MORE HORSES!
deagostini.co.uk/harrypotter/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I'm not switching my sound on for anyone
/office
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I really should sort out my b3ta bookmarks
There's about 50 items there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I hope no-one will abuse other people for wallpaper sized posts.
It may cause someone's monitor to go on fucking fire, especially if they're only using 800x600 resolution, because their os is too shite to work their graphics card out of the box...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# my os did a shit on your os
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Now.... *mulls*
Who could you mean by that?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# promise you won't tell anyone about this:
www.b3ta.com/board/9169881
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# That's fucking fabulous.
*nips off to make kebab an award*

brb

Edit: here you go -


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# as always the less time i spend on a pic the more appreciated...
YEAH A GIANT CRYSTAL BUTTPLUG *treasures*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# typical...
you always have to ruin it, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :) it's very comfortable :) thanks...I've nicked it (rehosted) and put it on my profile page.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# *head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *spellchecks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *grammars*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *frasiers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *cliffs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *norms*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *plateaus*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I see one spelling error and no grammar.
Maybe it's you that needs to work on theirs:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Nice pendatry.
But it's a *fail* all the same.

Edit: in fact, have it!


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# your gay
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# i hope the bookmarks are part of the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# sadly no
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# you dont love horses?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# bit big, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Kung Fu Panda has nothing on these guys

Saw the orignal and couldn't help myself.
original image
(OP, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww!
I think the fluff cortex of my brain just overloaded!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# YES. WIN. ALL OF THIS, TWICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# with extra bonus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I thought he was saying "smell my finger" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *sings* #teenage mutant hero bears!#
hehehe, lovely stuff/fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# quick and dirty
better? :)
(OP, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahahha, you sir, are brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Woo
Yay
and verily hoopla.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# yay!
fight!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# BANZAI
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# BANZAI!
A deserving winner over David Attenborough ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# BET NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# ahhhh... banzai.... about the only thing I can remember about that, was they did a game based on Jasmine Lowson's bottom...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I loved
shakey-hand man.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] last one for the compo

check news on Lord wossname of Blackburn for de-ris.

Previously:
www.b3ta.com/board/9162133
www.b3ta.com/board/9158248
www.b3ta.com/board/9156747
www.b3ta.com/board/9155420
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Arf!
You sir, have been pwning this compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha!
Too kind, sir. It was like a red rag to a bull, given that TOAP-ery was pretty much called for.

PS I'm only doing it for the love eggs. They are love eggs, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Erm,
sure.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# you see, when I were a lad
our family encyclopaedia did not contain any entries like this one (wikipedia, may be NSFW), not in all its 24 huge volumes
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Bale gets back to the roots!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# haha talking of christing bale have you guys heard this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLXVuy0h29c
(Marcus De Sade III, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Syd Barrett is dead
?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Did you know that Robert Palmer was dead?
I did not until this morning....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# yes
he died of mediocrity
very sad
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Some guys have all the luck - POW!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# apparently he was addicted to Love
Lovedrugs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# i didn't know that
actually
(Astrid, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Glad I am not the only one.
I was listening to the radio and the presenter, who is a complete retard, but very amusing with it, said he was dead. I thought, as usual, he was being an idiot. He wasn't....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Jesus!
How had I not heard that yet!

I need to get out from under my rock a little more often ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I've got no sound
Boo hoo.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# you and me are fucking done
professionally
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Arf!
^ but needs more variable accent...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hm...
and more batusi dance! but I know a shit about anim stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Not in the slightest,
I just found that the most amusing bit of his rant, sliding in and out of his (even more questionable than Hugh Laurie) janqui accent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Inspired by the fact...
that Bjorn Again fail to relalise that the BLONDE one was attractive and the brunette wasn't... they have it the other way round


Incidentally, I'm convinced they had more than one brunette
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ThreadJack
Quick apology.

Hermione was me, sorry to anyone I upset.

It started out as a bit of research for my MA thesis, which I wrote on Internet Trolls, Performance Art and deception.

I took it way too far, feels good to get it out in the open though.

Sorry for being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# fuck you i hate fake accounts :(
(Marcus De Sade III, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# This^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha...
rejects for the role of Luke Skywalker.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Ha!
The one on the left just looks exactly the same as David Spade!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# oh, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# this reminds me of Eastenders
also: the brunette one was more attractive, she just had rubish hair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# fuck fuck fuck
even the same source and hilarious renaming of the band../....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

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