I like this.
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:56,
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THAT'S SICK THAT MATEwoo!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:45,
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don't be crazy!they'll never evolve up to this level!
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:53,
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Nothing rarrrrsist about my Potatoshoppery.so there...
addickted has attained freedom,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:11,
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i knozeits a jolk - a running b3ta phrase
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:15,
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safe for work?
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:37,
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yeah it's all very crudely drawn so it hardly can be considered pornbut it's all very crude in humour so hide the post if you think it's a bit naughty. oh you posted it :S
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:06,
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Put it this wayI'd advise people not to save it as their desktop background :)
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:12,
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done.
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:48,
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AWWWW SHIT PRINCE IS GONNA SUE US FOR THIS ONE Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:38,
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it's just a matter of time. urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:49,
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I just donean actual laugh
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:24,
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Cheers!and no ones asked me if I fantasise about lady boys!
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:43,
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fuck, who doesn't?most of the trannies in my town are rubbish
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:46,
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they should get rid of the trannies and have sprinters instead:)
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:57,
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maybe it had just grow? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:04,
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I have been pmsl for a good 3 minutes non-stop at thiswell done. you win aids
(,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:54,
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for the cleanersthey whine like bastards if they have to actually clean anything
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:54,
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Would it lick one at a time or both at once? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:30,
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it would beat you round the head and shoulders with a tyre iron until you licked them both BUT GOOD Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:37,
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Interesting pube action on a generally hairy canis lupusI envy him in more than one way.
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xandmi,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:38,
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Since employing a punishment boxer, Miss Jones has found class 3B to be very quiet and well behaved.
Right in the fucking face!!!
I know I know it should be in colour
HURRAH.More of this sort of thing.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:09,
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Class . . . DISMISSED !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:13,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Evolution"){kind=small}
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
It's a crumpet. But it's motherfucking SQUARE!!! ARGH WTF IS THIS SHIT?!
SHOULD NOT BE
SHOULD NOT BE
SHOULD NOT BE
WRONG
WRONG
WRONG
WRONG
CRUMPET IS FUCKING ROUND
NOT SQUARE
WHOSE BATSHIT IDEA WAS THIS?
Bob Todd whee,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:26,
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CRUMPET IS SQUAREALL WRONG
CRUMPET SHOULD BE ROUND
(CRUMPET SHOULD BE ROUND
Bob Todd whee,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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Pi are squared.Crumpet are round.
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:40,
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This monstrous creation should never have seen the light of day
Hellzapoppin,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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That's not a crumpet, that's a pastry.And pasty is allowed to be square.
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:43,
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Where on earth did you purchase this abomination?Assuming you did instead of just stumbling upon it online. Not that that's a bad thing, 'cos the follow up question to the above would be why did you purchase it? :)
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:47,
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they've been selling square crumpets in supermarkets here for agesthough they do tend to be - shall we say - the lower class of crumpet?
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:05,
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SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS CRUMPETSFTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
Sir T. Skellington,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:20,
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Reminds me of all those french comics that exist.Excellent stuff.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:27,
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jackson and dickenson..... ships that passed in the night
Flash_Bastard,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:03,
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Devolvevolvevolve . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:18,
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Noes...Bush and Goody should be switched. Then Bush should be pushed further back toward mindless pond scum level...
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:41,
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HELLO IT IS MASSIVE IMAGE O'CLOCK
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:00,
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OH I LOVE MASSIVE IMAGE O CLOCKI WOULD MAKE ONE BUT I WILL ONLY REPOST
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:01,
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ITSALLYOURFAULT ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:14,
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HOW IS IT MYFAULT?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?? :D epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:15,
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YOUMADEITANDIDIDWHATYOUMADEMEDO ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:16,
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THATSOKIREALLYDONTMIND Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:24,
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you shop at waitrose?in mother russia, waitrose shops you.
(
Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:17,
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i could have guessed your whole CC number...if you had only left those 4 digits showing
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:16,
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How big is the . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:08,
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I loved this when I saw this earlierand I love it now.
( Bob Todd whee,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:10,
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AhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaI like the way you fervently refuse to explain why he is wearing a frying pan on his head too.
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:13,
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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:12,
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I fucking love this!I've got a massive screen and it STILL won't fit.
Woo Wooo Woo!
*click*
(Woo Wooo Woo!
*click*
the idiot Did I say it was funny?,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:08,
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Funny, I never liked that character.give me Black Frost any day
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:18,
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GO ON THEN YOU LEMON FUCKER DRAW BLACK FROST THEN GO ON Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:30,
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Is he from Tundra Ive not seen it. We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:48,
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!yeah, "Tundra".
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/mightyboosh/series1/ep4/pic10.shtml
(www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/mightyboosh/series1/ep4/pic10.shtml
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:08,
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I like him not just for the costume design but also his breakbeat theme. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:21,
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I ALSO LIKE THE SPIRIT OF JAZZIF YOU FEEL LIKE DRAWING HIM MAYBE THAT WOULD BE GOOD TOO
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:14,
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I'm going to start talking up here, because this deserves much wooand now there is a threadrush.
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:04,
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Cheif nose beak coiled ears feather hair . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05,
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Coiled ears are actually horns. (:Demons gotta have horns.
( Bob Todd whee,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:07,
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Plug'n'Play, baby!
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:53,
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if you can hang on long enoughUSB 3.0 upgrades are on the way :)
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:55,
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I for one will welcome our new high speed overlords. We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:01,
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*shudder* NEWSFLASH: I'm not going to complain about the compobut I am bloody annoyed about other stuff :(
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:55,
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I don't know whybut this made me guffaw quite hard.
( Bob Todd whee,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:56,
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It's the word tumbledryer in the sentence.I was going to say the more logical vacuum cleaner but tumbledryer seemed somehow funnier.
The mystical realm of words for you there.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58,
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The mystical realm of words for you there.
tumbleis a funnier word because of the b. Vacuum = no hook letter. Yawn.
(
magictoast,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05,
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no. just shitty bloody uni treating me like shit again. I'm not just my student number.and i have a cold.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58,
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They didn't fix my showerhead until the week before I moved out. ): Bob Todd whee,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:59,
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Students don't bathe, do they?
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:00,
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With difficulty, as the showerhead sputters everywhere and makes everything in the bathroom wet despite the presence of a showercurtain(which was about as effective as a soggy poppadum)
( Bob Todd whee,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:02,
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gaffa tape.meanwhile it's not accommodation (thank fuck I still live at home, albeit with a massive commute)
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:03,
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Did he have it on Hot Blow? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58,
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we could be at risk of offending the b3ta censor herebut the fact is that the slight decrease in my probability of scoring is not the source of my present frustration. That source is in fact: the abysmal office i have been put in as a postgrad (and the fact i will have to move in a month anyway) and i've got a cold.
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:01,
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I know so little of Uni lifeBut from what you are saying I conclude that you have a work placement as a post-grad and it's crap and not beneficial to your future prospects. Am I close?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05,
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um no work has nothing to do with being a postgradi've just started and i've been put in an office one step up from a broom cupboard and the facilities are particularly poor (shared computing facilities for a start) in the school of maths and stats, compared to other schools (like physics) in the faculty. FUCK YOU SCHOOL OF MATHS AND STATS, POSTGRADS WERE PROMISED BETTER. I HAD MY PICK OF UNIS YOU CUNTS.
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:12,
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other stuff ? Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:56,
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Wanked too hard you broke yourself? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58,
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no but unfortunately wanking seems to be part of my forseeable future.
Oh so you got dumped by your manfriendTough break man.
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:00,
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yes, as in no one to do it for me.I have to put a massive effort in
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:04,
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I've sometimes thought about getting a usb port tattoed on the back of my neck,but I keep deciding that it would be a bad idea.
( Bob Todd whee,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:55,
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I sometimes think about getting an actual usb port on my neck.But I don't think they'd have enough power to control standard shipping.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:57,
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What would it interface with?Or would it just be a decorative implant?
( Bob Todd whee,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58,
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I don't know, it was more just an irrelevent build up to somehow point out that a port is also something with boats in.Though I'd imagine having one of them in your neck would be quite an awesome superpower. Especially if you stretched around it as a massive super tanker emerged out of your head.
Actually if I could connect my central nervous system with anything I so would, I can't say I'm a massive proponent of the technophile stuff but the ability to port Golden Axe into your brain would be quite nice.
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:00,
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Actually if I could connect my central nervous system with anything I so would, I can't say I'm a massive proponent of the technophile stuff but the ability to port Golden Axe into your brain would be quite nice.
Oh, I just assumed 'standard shipping' was some computer jargon I didn't know.Pun doesn't really work -- you should have said just 'port' and not 'usb port'. A port can be either a usb port or a harbour; a usb port can only be a usb port.
( Bob Todd whee,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:03,
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I know, hence why I was questioning whether a usb port would have enough power to control standard shipping.Like one of those little usb fridges you get...except a port.
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05,
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my friend had the Intel Inside logo shaved onto the back of his head last summer'ow about a USB logo shaved into the back of your head?
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:57,
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Yes that would be a bad idea as I predict that this would havebeen like me having a SCSI port tattoed on my neck - technology changes too fast for tattoing to stay relevant.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:03,
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Haahahahaa . . . I believe it ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:43,
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Hahahahaha the best and orangutan can get epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:52,
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That's really putting your back into it ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:37,
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Uh Ooooooooh . . . thumbs are up and happening . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:36,
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awwwwwwwwwtop 'shop.
Woo, and yay!
(Woo, and yay!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:36,
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hehe but if the cat was that smart he's be after the tin of salmonIf I may I park this here:
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:37,
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That'll make those escargo ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:42,
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I hate it when they do that....The little bastards can't read the labels so you've got open tins of beans, apricots, chopped tomatoes...
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:54,
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Eye feel the same way ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:35,
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OkayDo you mind if the hammers are on fire?
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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and to think he grew up to start up virgin.
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:25,
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THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY SEXY POPE Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:42,
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that actually looks like mebut I only have two eyes
(
twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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Hey . . . Foreheadfoureyes ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:34,
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Sure, they look cute nowbut just wait until they're in control...
(
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:14,
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still love that.woo!
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:18,
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Hold onWho is that man?
Seriously?
He looks EXACTLY like I a guy I know from back home. To the extent that I'd be surprised if it isn't him.
(Seriously?
He looks EXACTLY like I a guy I know from back home. To the extent that I'd be surprised if it isn't him.
Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:44,
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I honestly don't knowHe was made famous by this poster:
]http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6979/30011orig751wd8.jpg
(]http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6979/30011orig751wd8.jpg
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:00,
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Put a top hat on him, desaturate it all and that's Abe Lincoln.
zoldergoose,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:13,
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Why am I looking at a pictureof your dog in the future?
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:14,
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Have you not read Nostradamus' last slightly controversial prediction?Punk clothing accessories become a genetic feature of dogs.
( zoldergoose,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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An important moment in froggy evolution:
But now that really cool trick doesn't work any more...
edit: you know, the one where if you heat a frog up slowly enough, it doesn't notice? Oh, never mind... *feels very unfunny*
edit edit: my pathetic appeal worked - ta!
enceladus,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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Ooh, I hadn't seen this.Do not feel unfunny, I have heard that one, this is clever and I like it.
( zoldergoose,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:16,
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hurrah!I thought my reserves of hummus had hit rock bottom! Cheers. :D
( enceladus,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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boiling a frogi believe there's an awfully well written book by that name
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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The bard of Scottish black comedy: Christopher Brookmyre. He's great.
( oldpeopleinthecemetery,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:47,
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Popel is people too.
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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was about to go to bedand now I can't, ever again
( twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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woahsweet morph!
could be a bit faster though
and optimised, considering the low colour count in the palette?
how is that thirty frames.. it seems like fewer
(could be a bit faster though
and optimised, considering the low colour count in the palette?
how is that thirty frames.. it seems like fewer
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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oh, those bones are just there to test your faith.cuz he's a prankster god.
/Hicks
(/Hicks
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:12,
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