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# Nearly pissed my pants...
The other day, in a German electronics store:


..and the supermarket:

(SYS64738, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# You should see my cock in the shape of a potato
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# it's been around the block so much, it's a common-tater...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# It's a spud-u-like
I think my cock just broke the board
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# glad it wasn't just me then
/the board breaking, not your cock breaking me, matron
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# it's nicknamed
the termitator
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# or is it
tater-tot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Yam b3ta borked?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# what bean
is that made from
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# electronic coffe?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I'm not surprised, I've never seen minges so cheap!
Did you snaffle any?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Akshully...
..i bought the Royal Minge Pads for my girlfriend, Her Majesty Sophia III. of Molvania. Worked surprisingly well, she ditched the tampons! Plus, we don't have to get up anymore for the post-coital Cafe Latte now! ;-) *ouch, don't hurt me*
(SYS64738, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Quick!
Tell Ester Ranson!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# 50% more yeast
than Hovis
edit: oh is that coffee? damn my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# but wait
in English that word has a different meaning!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Oh noes!
You don't say!
(SYS64738, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# quick then
don't just sit there - you'd better tell Germany!

RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Why does an electronics shop sell coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# it's battery powered coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Of course
I can't believe I asked such an idiot question
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Well..
You're asking a question half of Germany has been asking itself! ;-)
The most likely theory is that it's because for coffee, you don't need a license to sell food, since it's so dry it will probably not go bad in 500 years!
(SYS64738, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Catch Of The Day team



at least ti's raised a smaile from Lawro
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] As it's the credit crunch... here have two fro the price of one...
Fish Morning




Cheap as chips, etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# He looks very nice in his tabbard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# nice one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I hate Lawro
the man's a self-righteous intolerant deluded moron
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
I can't stand intolerance!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# and a Liverpool fan let's not forget!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Exciting new game show
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's basically it, isn't it. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# do you work for ITV?
this is the kind of cutting edge blue sky thinking they're looking for
EDIT: have you seen The Colour of Money?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# surely that's the same show
just without the utterly unnecessary computer and other people standing behind the boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# and Noel gurning
does anyone know if Cyriak's Noel Spazzing out video is still around?

EDIT: Ah, found it www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqaPB3zcuEI
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# La?
www.cyriak.co.uk/noelspaz.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I just stained my shirt with tea dribbles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *cups*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You have a lovely name, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I remember the first time I watched this programme about a year ago
I sat there trying to figure out the strategy of this fiendish game then realised there isn't one and it's just an hour of picking random boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I only watch it to see people lose and cry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# What
Its all random (tears up list of favoured numbers)
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Isn't it ironic
that Noel rejuvenated his career with a show where ordinary members of the public have to open a box under incredible tension, when that's what got him into trouble in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# haha
moneycups sounds like a euphemism for tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# haha I was thinking more along the lines of a prossie's minge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
You really did make snot come out my nose :(
Best so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# for those with no hands....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# o hai
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# heheh
Could he halp me wit mi tiping?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# bloody stoats
coming over here and stealing our jobs
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Does he work at comparetheweasel.com?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Special Typing Stoat haylp me! I have had three beds not fourr delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It's ok, b3tans are stackable
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Gah it gets worse.
I was told four but three were ordered andone of the rooms I was told to change has to stay the same, so everything has to be changed back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Every office and home should have a minimum of one
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# oh hai stoat can you halp me
i nead a monitar with no cabels at all liek yours
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Look closely
It appears the cables go into the holding armature thingy. Nifty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Damn my cabel blindness
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Needs more weasel
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
#
Needs more weasel disproportionate chebs
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry we cant afford football
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# woo
I used to know a girl who's Dad had been world tiddlywink champion. She broke my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# O_O
jinx!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# make a wish
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# No you're not allowed to talk until someone says your name.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# erm.. stick... no branch...
woody... bark...?

Damn - what was that dude called again? You remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What are the chances of two on us knowing two ex world champion tiddly winker?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# 1 in 17
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# well
there's been a world championship every year since the game was invented producing numerous world champions, and then a lot of third world countries don't have the infrastructure to support professional players so that gives British 'winkers a massive advantage, plus the girl I knew liked to put it about a bit so you've probably met her, so lets call it 10-1?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Naaa this guys daughter wasn't like that.
It was a sad loss for the kids she taught when she got married.
Her name before was Alison Eyles. So when she changed her name the kids lost Miss Eyles. Possibly the coolest tachers' name ther is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Did she flip you off?
With a tiddle and a wink?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# yes
into a tiny cup at the other end of the room
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I suspect she used her inherited tiddlywink ninja skills and fired a barrage of tiddlywinks directly into his aorta
thus causing heart breakment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# And earned rupturous applause
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# that would be so fricking awesome
right now i can't think of anything more awesome than that
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# what about if everything was on fire
and spinning around in slow motion?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Hard Cheese!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Life Blight!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# yays
I have a mate who's father was world tiddly winks champion.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# My Dad's best mate was once World Tiddlywinks Champion
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Woo
I have never known anyone who's dad has ever been world tiddly winks champion!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I don't know anyone whose dad was world tiddlywinks champion
...that I know of.
*shakes paw at Barbie* Get out of my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha how many times does this happen!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Too often
Right, I'm setting up the telepathic barriers and synchronistic destabilisers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I am your father. I play tiddlywinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# search your feelings, you know it to be true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Hey up lad!
How is it knowing you are a drain on society now? ;D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# it's quite funny
especially when compared to tales of corporate pork (what? £100,000 are you stupid? add a zero on the end!)

its also funnier when training organisations leech onto the system to take advantage of dolescum and also the DWP and make "pretend jobs" with "modern training"

Some of the chaps on those things are working hard, *REALLY* working hard.

of course the fact that actual work exists doesn't mean they want to actually employ them on a wage! OH MY NO! it's much better for those companies using them to not pay people to have work done, and then, when their free labour funding time is up, just get some new dole scum! lol! if you do it properly your company can make a great profit and pretend to be a benefit to society! yay!

The system works!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# My uncles best mate's dog's groomer's postman's greengrocer
was once beaten to a parking space by the World Tiddlywinks Champion
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# My grandfathers cousins flatmates refuse collectors brothers teacher
was once in a band, and found a tiddlywink
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# a credit crunch altenative
to a plectrum lucky
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I'm a world tiddlywinks champion and so's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] News 24 on a budget

Visit my piss-poor blog here for other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# current affairs lols
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Haha
:D well it's saves time, effort & moneyz.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
the lol brings this to life
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Indeed!
I just laughed like a loon for a couple of minutes because of that!
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# ^ this!
times two
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
thats great!

Edit: Your on fire this week!
3 simultaneous fps...
and deservedly so!
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha
And don't think I don't see your comments on The Register, ya big spod :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
I love the way your brain works :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# This is actually an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# What? Outrage!
They've gone and spent licence payers' money on TWO sheds!
(gtfomh, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# top shedage
Maybe a winner for Shed of the Year 2009 me thinks

(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Brilliant
Loved the lol
(BearWithLittleBrain, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I know that Joanna Gosling
and she's lovely.

That's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# haha
Sky News on the TV :D
(flibblesan saw your mums cock, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Love that txt...
...fightn agn lol. :-)
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Pfffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Is ^he^ (Edmonds, not Barbarossa) into some strange mystical gubbins now?
I read a bit he wrote in a paper a few weeks back and it was mighty strange
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# he is the second coming

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Of Bob Dylan.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# What?
this. Mildly nsfw.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# cripes...a bit like that
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I Love Edmunds...
Best of all the kiddy presenters
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# "What's in the box?"
"Nooothing! Absolutely nothing! Stuuupid! You so stuuuupid!"

Wheel. Of. Fiiiish!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
#

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I think this is lully and should have got more replies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Thanks
I should really draw something funny then it would get more replies
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# glowing dildo gun! woo!
me likey :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# :)
alas it is not a dildo and trying to use it as such would almost certainly result in death :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# She looks a bit mean
but her bike's got a lovely grin :D
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Happy bike
is happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# that's rather woo!! *click*
wish I could draw like that :o(
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Thank you
Drawing comes with practice it is worth persevering :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Robotranny
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# damn it
one of these days I will manage to draw a female character who doesn't just look like a man with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Her bike is grinning at me.
It is not a reassuring grin.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# it could be grinning because it has realised I have forgotten to draw any brakes
and is waiting to see the impending chaos at the next corner
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Where we're going, we don't need brakes
(the bottom of a cliff)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# nicely drawn sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# It am cyberpunk tiem.
*toddles back off to play Cybersphere*
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# everybody loves cyberpunk time
second only to hammer time
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I recently invoked Hammer Time whilst playing a cyberpunk game.
It was my defining moment.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :-|
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Such an awful film
Isn't it easier to desalinate seawater than to detoxify weewee?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I think he just liked drinking his own piss
weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Easier still to pop down the co-op and buy a bottle of avian.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Mineral water for birds?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Well they can't have Yorkies innit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# you put mineral water in your bird bath?
we usually just let the rain fill it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I usually put araldite in my bird bath
That way I can get a good look at them.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I saw a statistic once about how many children in the 3rd world could have been housed, educated, fed and treated
for the price of Waterworld - it was very depressing :o(
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I think we need a similar statistic...
detailing how many Third Wolrd children could have been looked after for the production costs of each U2 album and tour...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Was it 4?
Anyway we obviously can't save them all. How would rich people get organs if they became ill?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# you don't need to detoxify wizz
it's sterile. You can just drink it, but for some reason, people don't.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I've seen rugby players doing it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# toxins <> microbes
Sterile isn't a problem. The point is, it contains lots of stuff your body decided it didn't want - excess salts, toxins, urea etc. - so decided to get rid of it. In a concentrated solution. Drinking weewee sticks it all back into your body with the added (allegedly) awful taste. Would be much easier (and more palatable) to desalinate seawater than remove all the poisons from wee. Which is why yachts have desalination plants instead of wee recyclers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# People don't drink it because it tastes like piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha :)
Last movie I say recently was Dancing with Wolves...that's still a pretty good movie. Most of his stuff is crap, except the one that he plays that convict that took the little kid hostage.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Tin Cup!
Awesome Costner film right there...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I still can't understand why he didn't
get the ocsar for best English accent in Robin Hood!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Last movie I saw was The Station Agent.
Blinder of a film.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I quite like The Postman...
... right up until the very end, and that bit with the statue.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# He plays the same damn character in nearly all his films
The rogueish, grizzled survivor who is always looking out for himself until he gets thrown into a much bigger situation, finds something/someone to care about, and becomes a reluctant hero to civilisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# they don't like body fluids on Dragons' Den

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# My favourite Dragon's Den moment
was that woman who was trying to open a college to train women to do plumbing, carpentry etc, because they have been oppressed by men for too long!

Not suprisingly they tore her whole argument to shreds
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Padding wanking tweezers are far more likely to succeed
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Arf!
BUY SOME BAGGIES!

b3ta.com/links/BAGGIES_YOU_BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# :D That's great
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I have watched it about a dozen times now
and it is still making me chuckle!



AAAAAAAH! I'M HAVING AN ANEURYSM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] .....mhyrr my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I saw his show yesterday. He has alot of fun doesn't he.
He's like a small boy chasing ants with a magnifying glass.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Even then I bet it'd be Tesco's Finest range...
You can tell it's good because they've used italics on the word Finest
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I actually do find him fun
Though I think the BBC will milk him flat for his novelty juice and he will end up doing crappy Brainiacs type food programmes.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I hate him, he is sush a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# pffft
I AM INDIFFERENT ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR CELEBRITY
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Kablaamoo
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# thank fuck for that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# well done
keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# This isn't funny.
These things happen in real life, you know.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Scanners cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Scatters?
...urgh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It does rather.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# poor cat
:{
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# nicely animated
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# you are Chuck Jones?
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# he llikes you

(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
Why do I imagine him stamping along to Black Betty?

EDIT: Dammit! Where are my beds. I've ordered four and they should have been here 2 hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ram Jam had a llama as their drummer
Fact
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# If we're doing drummer facts
Sisters of Mercy had a drum machine called Dr. Avalanche.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I thought it was
"With a gun for a lover and a shot for a name"

which is a far better, more fitting lyric.

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# TRUFAX
A peanut is not actually a nut, it is a small rotory washing line.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# TRUFAX
It is not possible to weigh a sparrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# UNTRU!!! It is if it has big tits
Then you can grab them and go, 'Waahaaay!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Great.
Now you've broken it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Aaaaw
Go on. Have a go on my sparrow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# they devided your order by zero
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# As long as they divided the bill by zeor too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# were they double beds?
that could be the problem
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# They were actaully
Which is a problem as it means I have to completely reorganise the sleeping arrangements for the London Bash.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# double beds are always late
think yourself lucky you didn't want king size
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Well they'd never arrive
As we don't have a king!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# BEDLOLS
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Did you remember to order the bed slats too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Not IKEA one's this time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I'm pleasently disturbed!
(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# This wins everything
I like you.

edit: Also, this is the first time I've seen a Henry picture I liked.
Edit2: *looks below* Oh, I didn't know you were a comedy account. I just saw the L plates
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Does it mate?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Is he a calmer Llama Farmer?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# YEAH FUCK YEAH


Click for bigger (190 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Fly into the dangerzone....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
EDIT: Watching Tour of Duty and there was just the most amazing contradictory moral speach to the troops.
'Keep your chins up and your head down and you'll be alright'.

This sounds quite painful to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Is that the bit where he's teaching them how to bite?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# That's a bit advanced to be taught to troops!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# No he's just got little legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Jebus!
I'd be trying to pick them out too if they were up my nose!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Messabaat wiv me sunshine an vey will be!
/needless agression blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# The planes in the background desperately need shark mouths
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# what an odd profile
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I decided to tell a little about myself
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Did you burn your neck?
I bet you didn't think it was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# burn neck, barnaby bear, etc etc
no

although I could only guess that I wouldn't like it if some kid burnt my neck
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# First image I posted on b3ta:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hooray
shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark shark
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# pfffft hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# pfft
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *self-righteous comment about home owners*
EDIT: She's the devil, isn't she? And not in a good way. You can see it in her eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# homophobe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Don't you repress me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# opress, dear
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# It should be, yes.
But it's repress.

Dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I've seen this one
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# think ive seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Henry is in the hight of Fashion!

(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Who is this Henry of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# you must have seen the anims
you must have read the posts
he's a wandering squandering old man
do you see now riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# nope.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# It's actually my uncle.
Uncle Vincent.

I didn't want to say anything before, because everyone seemed quite happy that his name was Henry, but in actual fact it isn't. It's Vincent.

Vince for short. Vinny among his closest friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# It must be hard for you to talk with your buttocks clenched like that.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I.m not sure
but he's cheap and doesn't eat all the jaffa cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Helo b3ta
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# HELLO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Actually it says MALLA MALLA MALLA MALLA.... etc
You don't know much about llamas, do you?
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# yup...its all explained
here
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# "If you see a llama, remember to shout "Watch out! There are llamas!""
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Alpaca.
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Do you have a suitcase large enough?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
#
What are you the Llama police?
(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Nope.
Llama.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# HA!
Poodle shaved Llama's!
(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# LlamaE.
The plural is "llamae".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
#
Hmmmm! or just Llame!
(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# *rimshot*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# That's be one mother fucker epadural!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I'd only end up killing it and eating it... :(
blog.turntablelab.com/images/smokeacatyo.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# WHUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# what's not to understand?
I'd eat any llama I induced, that person was arrested because he put his cat into a bong and then smoked through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# LAMAAAAHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *llama glees*
EDIT: Bonus points for bumears!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Meh.
I prefer the vicuna myself.

It's the thinking man's dromedary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# YEAH FUCK YEAH


Click for bigger (157 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Riveting


Click for bigger (37 kb)
(geebag, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *obligatory comment*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# they're not even looking at each other
how rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] It might lose some of the high speed action...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# That's not Edward Woodwood.:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Ewar WooWoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# To this day that is still one of my all time fave joke
Up with What's ET short for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Extra-terrestrial


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Naaa
He's got little legs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# No.
It is short for Extra Terrestrial.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Surely his name should just be E as extraterrestrial is one word:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I believe it can also be hyphenated
Which would mean E.T. is acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# That's just crayzee talk!
You loco man! You loco!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I know he has little legs.
He's quite short , you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# why did the pie cross the road?
because he was meat 'n potato
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# because his home planet
has a much stronger gravitational pull than planet Earth thus stunting the growth of its native inhabitants
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# i read that as
"POLICE"
"TEA INSPECTORS"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Tea ready for inspection SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# mmmmmmm....
too much milk...and whats this?!?

NOTHING TO DUNK?!?

mam, thats a crime against section 4 of the "tea dunkables and resources for making tea yummier" legislation...

im afraid its a £50 fine and a 3 point ban on your tea licence

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# needs more henry...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# No
No it doesn't!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Probably more of a crime deterrent than the community support officers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# back to work my lovley
click for 422k
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# yays
Is this the b3ta fridge magnet massacre?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hahah!!!
i love this!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# not a compo entry?
then have a click and a woo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

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