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weather forecast

(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)

yea that looks like english weather

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)

I can't fucking wait to move to a country where it's considered cold when it's 15 degrees.

/moving to melbourne in 44 days blog

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)

melbourne aaaaahahahahhaahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)

can get a lot colder than that in Vic.
/QLD blog

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)

perhaps you could put some effort into it

Hello new person.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)

hello old person

(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)

Tizer! Beer! Oh my Irons!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)

irons and tizers and beers! oh my!

irons and tizers and beers!

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

Ah, yes.

That'd make more sense.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)

needs more beer...

...(no, i need more beer)... Guinness to the rescue!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)

Hi Folks.....

Been off learning obscure Japanese bondage techniques and finally figuring how to do a 3-d Image from 1 source pic....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Then go download the software from here..

www.stereoeye.jp/software/index_e.html

Heres steps in between...

full size here...
img8.imageshack.us/img8/9995/10336213dhowto09.jpg

Just hope this works....

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

I'm sorry, I was gone at japanese bondage...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)

Sorry sir...

But Jap Bondage techniques is what i have been studying....... The 3D thing is a hobby thing I really want to do..... (every day tying up Nekkid wimmin.... tis such a chore..)

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)

Citation needed

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)

Citation for??????

what exactly?

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)

I was hoping for pron if I'm being completly honest

I was hoping you'd have some references handy...

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

Dont worry i have references...

You wanna be in a Pr0n film I`ll say you can work to time and under pressure...

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)

I need to buy 3D glasses

but looks cool nonetheless.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)

i need to get some too! :(

(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)

I have 3D glasses...

... or Jack Daniels and Coke as I like to call them

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)

pfft

for a moment i was imagining you holding a jack daniel's bottle in front of one eye and a coke bottle in front of the other... then thought, wait... that probably doesn't work.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)

Ahhhhhh

I grabbed a whole pile of Free Hannah Montana ones from Argos a whiles back

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)

I've got my glasses handy . . . and she really stands out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)

Thankies Mein Herr

As a reward for viewing my efforts have an early Easter Egg of my first attempt....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)

Her "bikini" really looks wild !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)

Thankies...

It didnt quite hold, i had to shop bits to cover her pants. It doesnt stick together toogreat, but coming from yourself this is a compliment on my Geekiness actually doing something useful for once..

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)

If you ever get a chance . . . check these out:

www.3dglassesonline.com/chromadepth.html

Made by:

www.chromatek.com/

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)

Trust me

Tis bookmarked, got a LOT of friends worldwide into getting 3d stuff happening

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)

would

Where was this pic taken?

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)

It was just beside a Local Golf course

7:30 pm in August on a Sunday

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)

I might be coming across as a bit rude

but I do like your pics :)

I just thought the path looked familiar, and was wonderig to which locality it might belong :p

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)

also good :D

i wonder where you can buy a roll of idiot tape...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)

I think if you ask on teh interwebs...

Her Ex-Boyfriend got hold of it

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)

I like this one too.

Make more, I'm a big fan of anaglyphics.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)

I don't have the reb-blue glasses

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Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)

No 3D specs :(

Is she the centrefold from Logs & Babes Monthly?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)

Damn!!!!!!!!!

My secret has been figured....

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)

Yes

uh...my friend gets it. Yeah.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)

I Bow.....

Just realised you did the Postman At-at thing...... Need to make one for my son, then i can get him properly into Star wars.... Special Delivery service!!!!!(PWEEEEEEWHOOOW-PWEEEEHWHOW)

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)

Haha

I was dead chuffed when that got FPed. If you make one, take pictures!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

that's very well done

i knew there was a reason i hung onto these :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)

Oh my, they look amazing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)

Yup

ALWAYS hang onto 3D glasses

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)

oh my

i just had an amazing flashback to those 3d dinos!

(Trull, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)

*giggles*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)

now i realy wish i had 3-d

i will save this until then!

(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)

This would just rule in 3d!!!!!!

tongues,penguins...... just need a tub of custar......
Umm nothing to see here

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)

It's "hair" does trix !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)

hahaha

this makes me think R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Rapidoooooo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)

No heavy techniques.....

But it still looks Damn Kewel

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)

*glees and grins back*

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)

FP...

...NOW!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)

wonderful!

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lord bofingham, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

Not too bad at all.

Couple of hints that may help.
-Rotation is not as effective as simple shifting
-Foreground objects should have some 3d hints too
Hang a sec and I'll do it my cheap-ass way and edit it in...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)

Taken on board sir...

As i say im just figuring this, any hints or death threats are welcome...

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)

Split it into three layers and shifted horizontal.

Bit too busy of an image to show the effect in detail,
but this will let you swing "around" her some. Yours
is a good go as it was. Just an alternate way to do it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)

This is as close as I get to 3D

Draw some new shit discomeats, well I can't, my printer/scanner is kaput and I don't got photosoup

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)

THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH!

Step Away Please! :|

(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)

lite!

edit:

Light painting is fuuuuhn.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

Very cool! :)

(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

Errrr! ...where is your hand? :|

(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)

Slow shutter speed FTW!

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

Thats what my mate looks like when he plays on his wii

woo!

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

remove beer

for penis?

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

thats when he plays with his wii wii :-D

*dies a little inside*

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)

whoa

awesome :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

"bring it on whizzy light thing! I am unperturbed and drinking beer"

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)

exactly

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

Very nice

The world needs more light fluff!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

Can i place this here?

(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)

Only if I can put this here :P

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)

i toos am looking for a place to put something

something i drew up on my whiteboard at work, of which i did a woodcut of.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)

hahahaha

that's magic:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)

too cute.

stop it.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)

You're darn light it is . . . I really like that kind of trick photog !

This guy was/is the master of the Power Flicks:

www.lightbuilders.com/powerflicks.html

Gary Ruble

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

very nice indeed

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)

Light painting is awesome

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)

FTW!!!!!

Determined to try some of dat stuff this year!

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)

Cool!

I really like these pics. Coming from a beginner, did you use
2 pictures holding open the shutter on camera or photoshop?

(pombozo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)

Didn't know it was loaded !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

he toally ownt that bird.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

And now it's time to eat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)

As gpod as ever Mr V

I am Drunk & will bedtime now.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

Pheasant dreams . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)

Neither did I! ;)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

Sharp sniper action !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

i am finding this quite unsettling...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

Those darn clowns !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

totally roasted duckstand......

thumbs up to clowning around:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

The crowning of the clown is that it is the background too . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)

DUCK HUNT 2009

Now with 50% extra clown

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

Great . . . let's split the royalties !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)

haha

lovely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

Birds gotta fish . . . swim gotta fly . . . clowns gotta be !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)

blast from the past.

.

(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)

the past being a week ago?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)

think back,

maybe 2 months ago,

but this is my best piece, i look and say, "how can i top this? Impossible.

d

(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)

was it really? How time flies. Yes, I think it's ace too.

but generally we put pictures we've already posted before into an existing thread. It's just kind of the polite thing to do. If we all posted things we've made before (edit: in new threads) b3ta would get very old very quick.

I like your stuff and hope you stick around.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

amazing

........cunt

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)

I rather like this

: D

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McBadger COW, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

and?????

(p.s. I'm pissed or I would flame you more for being a cunt)

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

Yes

just flame the cunt anyway, I'm going to..

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)

i am in the mood,

what would you say to a cunt as big as mine?

say it.
.

(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

Just

Cunt

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

'Hello cunt.... want to play?'

.... with my finger (the BIG one)

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

Go on.... I dare you..... I'm right behind you

(.... well 50 yards down the street at the taxi rank, arguing with a midget)

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

Oh please don't

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)

That is really Well done!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

This is....

WIN Yayyyyyy and Hoopla!!!!!!

(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)

good pic. but seen it before, so meh.

well done on posting it again and shoving new work posted for the first time further down the board.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

sorry,

but I have plenty new pieces to post

but when i look at this piece it is magic, hope you feel the same.
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(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

I don't. It reminds me you're a cunt.

Then each word you write confirms it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

have to agree

cunt help it.
.

(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

A pun!

That's the spirit!

Now drop the annoying behaviour and everything will be bonza.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)

The thing is...

we all post things we think are 'woo yay'.... but if they are passed by by the good folks of B3ta then we say 'Oh well'

Cunt

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

we do,

it is majic, nyom, nyom ooo

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

There's a slight irony in what got pushed off the board.

www.b3ta.com/board/9245311

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)

but 14 posts get closer to the bottom because of his act of self-adoration

it's not even that brilliant.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

Hangon I have to go now, aliens are hacking my internet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

still good

nice one

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

Top pic.

But what about WTC7??????

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

You replied before I posrted?!?!?!?!

Or am I in slow motion?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)

hahaha

WHAT ABOUT BUILDING 7?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

Heh

Free Hat \o/

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

Edward Norton?

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

Chainsaw!!

(Bogbean, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)

awesome times ten...GASP!

razor sharp skillz....like them thar blades............large WOO:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

You have taken a lovely image

and made us hate it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

This, alas..

is the trooof

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)

She knows where you live!

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)

hahahaha superb

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)

we've seen it already

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)

Can you do a pig with a hatchet and balaclava?

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Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

Very nice work!

(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)

: D

: D

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McBadger COW, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)

someday we will all have tenacles

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)

I always ponder what you first started with on these

nicely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

Woo, it's WalrusTime™

*ingests psychotropics*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)

fantastic walrusman

not seen your works for a while. woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

V NIce.

NEARLY MISSED THIS DUE TO ALCHOHOL INTKAE

CAPS LOK YAY!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

That is so hooked up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)

this needs more woo.

especially since there was a repost on top of it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

Class as usual :)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

AAA

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)

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McBadger COW, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)

That's sort of like hypnotiz'n chickens!

(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)

OH SHIT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)

Mc badger at this time of night???

I must say woo yay!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)

I've been hiding / doing lots of drugs

night time ningles to one and all

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McBadger COW, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

Wibble wobble

Wibble wobble
Jelly on a plate
:D

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)

I'd have

never thought iggy pop could look weirder

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

buy car insurance

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connor, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

When Graves' disease hits!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

hahaha

fucking hell

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)

hahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

Good as it is.....

that makes me feel queazy!!!

(barfs quietly)

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

hahahahaha

is this a dot cotton iggy pop morph?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

HAHA!!

their bastard offspring. On meth!!

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McBadger COW, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

NIce metronome !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)

lol

*puts on car rear window shelf*:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)

I laugh at this everytime I scroll down the board

Have a clickiwoo

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)

1st!

(pombozo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

COCK!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)

Just what I was going to say

tis a cock.

1st after k3b/-\b

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

COCK

Yes, COCK and glad you noticed ; ) , I didn't want to be
too obvious.

(pombozo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)

Coq au vin!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

Its a willy!
Hahahahaha!

(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

Its a cock

and its cumming...guffaw,

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)

Genius!

You have only enhanced my work. I am laughing
so hard.
(s)pun(k) intended

(pombozo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)

Balls!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)

fresh jizz

'nings gayshift

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

Nings :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

WoW!

I'm so inspired! :|

(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

HAHAHA ITS A PENIS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

cheap as peeled and sliced potatoes fryed in boiling hot oil and served lightly salted

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)

no vinegar?

:(

night b3ta, I'm off to bed to watch They Live. Yay for wrestlers acting!

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arrangedletters, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)

g'nite

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)

Bye!

*retarded policeman dance*

(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)

night.

I'm waiting for Empire total war to finish downloading from steam then I am likely to be out of commission for a week.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)

sure you've seen this by now

www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/06/herriman.filming.robbery/index.html

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

yes.

harmless fun ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

Yay

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

credit crunch advertising

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

lol

what an awful advert *click*
pown.it/2937 :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)

how rare

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)

well thats america for you :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)

That

is fucking wierd.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)

ha ha

how true, how true...

p.s it is such a shit advert

* is it really yr b'day?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)

yes for another 12 minutes

ish

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

in that case

a happy birthday to you.

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

thank you :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

6 mins now...

Happy B-Day!

(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)

Thank you :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

HB!!

how's the Land Rover working out for you?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)

magic tastic

fixing all the bodges from the previous owners "fixes"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)

newspaper and body filler?

;)

Happy birthday young man

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)

...no rot

its alloy... and got a new chassis
ta

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)

it's refreshing to see Bill Clinton in anime

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

Thats all kinds of awesome :D

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

and they told us all along

that harry was in afghanistan.

this stupid country.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

Err...

I sorta "Borrowed" Yours and there was this flying lamp post duck postage thing, and i hit it with the car and....

Me? Acid? Never!

(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)

Wheres the horsey?

(BoomWandy Mackerel, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)

it's milkman dan!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)

I hate you milkman dan.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)

He's lully

you big brute!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)

*wibbles*

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arrangedletters, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)

Hehehe

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)

allsorts

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)

Place your bets!

*misogynises*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)

Put your pants back on!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)

That's not even a bird you wanker.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)

LOL!

Sadly I have been busy tonight unexpectedly so no birds :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

Would

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)

I don't know what I'm looking

but feel somehow violated

*click*

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)

Chill! Chill! I promise not to take any more bamboo...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

that look says it all

ace capture/caption....:D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)

strangely he or she is saying "Love!"

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)

hahahahaha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)

Bam Boozled !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

that game is still on teletext

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)

Haha, caught red handed!

Book 'em, Danno!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)

it's a criminally confused welsh panda

eating a leek.

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connor, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)

If confusion is a crime

I'm fucked :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)

hahaha the thought of a welsh panda is cracking me up

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)

ha, i wasnt sure it was as funny outside my head

"my life is terrible in the valleys" said the panda.

a childrens book waiting to be made.

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connor, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)

hahahaha I picture it so vividly

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)

"i cant even speak welsh. i went to cardiff once. it was awful"

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connor, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)

hahahaha

every other sentence he takes a bite of a leek

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)

No, the Panda has been imprisoning the vegetable.

The man with the gun has sprung a leek.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)

bouncy bouncy

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)

Yay!

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)

Ah,

proper cute look on its face.

Edit: Until it started talking chinese. Now I want to punch it in the face......

Ah, cute...

Punch it.....

Ah, cute...

Punch it...

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)

this is wondeful :D

*cleeeeeek*

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arrangedletters, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)

awwwww

and that bamboo grows fast!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)

go team shoddy tracing

:D

EDIT: I mean the Panda itches slowly...

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arrangedletters, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)

This is particularly good with the text in the bottom right.

"I love discounts", and presumably I'm prepared to point a gun at you until you'll give me one.

Edit: Holy shit the Panda speaks Japanese.

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)

It's their native language

and why they can't talk Chinese poachers out of hunting them.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)

hahaha fuck, I'm an idiot today

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)

爱 to your panda as well.

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)

I was trying for Peace!!

I fucked up again...

*shoots self*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)

Arf

安

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)

Yay

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)

that is lovely

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)

is it slurping on it dingle?

norty panda.

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arrangedletters, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)

is it slurping on it dingle?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)

I stand by my error.

Hello,I am Mr Segun smith a private loan lender.I give out both short and long term loan at a very low rate.Interested applicant should contact [email protected]

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arrangedletters, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)

Greetings,

Decorator is something from
in preschool
number of organisations.

Sincerely, Reed Velasquez.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)

大声笑！冷！冷！我保证不采取任何更多的竹子...

the pic keeps changing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)

Krasto Krasto Kut!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)

Poligen ha!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)

phew not just me then?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)

*head asplodes*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)

可是竹很好吃!

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)

像甘蔗夏威夷！

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)

Awww the fluff!

I am distracted by it... until I see your sig.
You have Tourette's syndome AICMFP :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)

fuck here's your fucking fiver

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)

Profit!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)

Not sure why, but:

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)

Pudsy SUED For Copyright Infringement.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)

they should just turn of ITV for good

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

Too soon?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)

Yes. She hasn't died yet.

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

*presses red*

now where's the decomposition cam... I hope it has live commentary.

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arrangedletters, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

that coffin looks tiny!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)

look at the size of my package!

edit: office upgrade

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)

I think i have that same setup...

but with 2 gig of ram (oh and XPro instead of nasty vista)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)

Vista isn't nasty.

And you'll be running the 32bit version.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)

yes it is.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)

why do you say that exactly?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)

1) i was forced to buy it with my new laptop

as far as im concerned I shouldn't have had to.

2) the first thing it did was phone home to the tune of 100 meg and then network connection was difficult to turn off.

3) it was not easy and intuitive to use (for me anyway)

4) it took a massive amount of resources with all it's crap.

5) Some kid burnt my neck. I could go on but this is funnier.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

1. should your laptop have come with nothing at all on it?

2. I don;t know what 'extras' yours came packaged with, this is a 3rd party software free system

3. to each their own

4. see 2.

5. hahahahaah!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

1) yes, why not?

2) it was windows updating, and it tried to download an office trial from MS
3) true
4) again this was vista making my life difficult, (I clicked the little thing that said disconnect and it either refused, or reconnected despite the option for automatic connection being off)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)

what about 5.?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)

I didn't like it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)

1. I agree. But I'm a geek and have OEMs of all OS' sat here so I don't want to pay for something I don't need. ( this is not the case for the majority of consumer )
2. That's just your ineptitude. It won't update anything you don't let it.
3. That's just your ineptitude and could be easily fixed.
4. It's better than anything previous and a rudimentary knowledge can soon have it streamlined like a bitch. A skinny bitch.
5. fucking French pyromaniacs.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)

2. it was the first problem, in the first time I used vista and at the time it was

wasting what precious little uncapped internet I had left.
3. no I think my intuition is fundamentally different to what windows (and in some regards the gui approach on ubuntu) is designed for.
4. yeah but I'm not going to bother (yeah inherent laziness is a problem) because I know how to get a linux system running reasonably well (although my knowledge isn't nearly as deep as I want it). And I like curves. (Only to look at obviously)
5. I didn't like it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)

by 'ineptitude'

I'm not trying to insult you and imply you can't do it. More that your lack of knowledge of the particular OS ( which as I said is easily fixed) leads to these issues and is not an inherent problem with the software.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)

I haven't had any problems with it

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)

You're just pissy because you've got sticky fingers and you can't work it,

DUNCAN.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

my fingers are sticky with the wrong stuff :(

I'll admit that my knowledge of it was not great, but I still don't like it. Thank fuck I never tried running anything scientific on it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)

Vista isn't all that bad

it's just hated by the same people who probably hated XP when it first came out.
"we don't like change, not around here"

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

The "we don't like change, not around here"

isn't really the reason that I don't like M$ OS.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)

you don't like it

because it suits you to feel superior about being a unix geek.
That's fair enough but you know that 99% of home users could not begin to operate a machine under any unix, even Ubuntu so it's an impractical solution.
Also If you do a base comparison from any unix distro to an up to date vista 32 there is not one area that the geekos would fair better and I'm sure you know it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)

points one and two are mostly correct.

however I'm not convinced about the later.

I have a number of other reasons for disliking M$ (in general): I have an opposition to some of their business practices, the endless litigation etc.

Second, I don't like things which try and think for me. If I have a problem I want to understand its cause, change a line in a config file and have it fixed for good. This is somewhat difficult (in my experience, which I have to admit is limited) of windows.

Yes windows is an accessible os that can be made to do a decent job, although I think that it could be made to do a better job. And linux happens to suit what I want to do with it fairly well.

But it's the internet. I can't help but get pissy with other os/distros. :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)

I understand what you are saying

and you know I play with all sorts of gear so I do have half a clue.
What I'm trying to say is that an inherant hatred for M$ has nothing to do with how well their products work.
I'm no fanboy but as a windows user since3.0 ( and even had a play with 1.0 ) Vista 32 is currently the most stable and efficient mass market OS to be found.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)

It is true that a hatred for M$ doesn't make their products bad

I think that if microsoft abandoned some of their dodgy practices (ie buying the competition and whatever else the corporate side gets in trouble for) and focused on r&d (which it seems no one wants to do these days) they could make really good software.

I remember using windows 3.0 on top of MSDOS 5.0. I don't think I ever saw 1.0 but I might have on a demo machine. Strangly though I spent most of my time trying to program utilities in msqbasic so I can't say I used the gui very much.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)

the trouble with most unix

OS' is that they don't look any better than windoes did 25 years ago ( when they stole their gui from Xerox )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)

to be fair

pre-SP1 both XP and Vista sucked mightily

i quite like vista to use, but trusted computing scares me a bit

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spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

*looks it up*

Good grief. Soon to follow: trusted living, where I give Microsoft the key to my house and attempt to squeeze in and out through the catflap.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)

u sure?

how do i find out?
(i've forgotten)
edit : i'm using 3800 x 2 - close

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'm confident that with only 2gB of RAM you'll be running the 32bit OS, but Control Panel > System should tell you.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)

what am i looking for exactly?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)

Start -> Run -> winver

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

so why are you using vista?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)

it's great, kind of a pc OS with mac intuitivity

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)

if you wanted that why not make a hackintosh?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

Cor!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)

Begs the question

what do you need for a perfect 10?

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

Something better than a dual-core processor. Eugh.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)

Deep Thought.

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

not possible

as 5.9 is the highest rating.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)

Seriously?

I'll be disappointed if it doesn't go up to 11.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)

5.9? So same question

drop top level by 4.1 and give me hardware wanking material

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

you just did

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)

The 5.9

is easy to achieve in most areas for indexing, it's usually a shitty graphics card that will drag your overall level down (although most dual cores won't go above 5.3 now )
The final score is not an average, it just shows up the lowest bit of kit in your system, whatever that scores is your overall score.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)

snap!

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grey matter, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)

Your comment was bang on midnight!!

(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)

i had to buy my dad a new pc recently

i have no idea how PCs work, the numbers, zey do nussing!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

I have a similar package on

this machine.

Although it is a dog compared to the 32 bit machine ( which has a better cpu but still runs far better with only 3gb ram ) and I'll be putting windows 7 32bit on it soon.
64bit is just not yet working to it's promise ( but that's the only thing apart from the shitty search I have bad to say about vista so fuck off k3b/-\b.)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

U all sux

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

COOL PROCESSOR. MY E99999 RUNS AT 40-BILLION TERAHERTZ PER CORE. IT HAS OVER A MILLION CORES.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)

pfft

then you're still not even close to a 12.15 rating. Keep trying bozo.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

:( I'm sad forever.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

Sweeeeeet

That's some pimp-ass shizzle, fo' real. Boyo.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)

You

better fucking believe it!!!111!

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)

Wank Experince Index: Grainy X-tube video

kebab@kebab:~$ lspci | grep "VGA"
00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation Mobile 4 Series Chipset Integrated Graphics Controller (rev 07)
kebab@kebab:~$ grep "MemTotal" /proc/meminfo
MemTotal: 2016376 kB
kebab@kebab:~$ grep "cpu MHz" /proc/cpuinfo
cpu MHz : 800.000
cpu MHz : 800.000
kebab@kebab:~$ grep "model name" /proc/cpuinfo
model name : Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU P8400 @ 2.26GHz
model name : Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU P8400 @ 2.26GHz

not a bad box there actually.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

hmnnn I'll keep an eye on it, I have 32 with 3 GB at home and love it

we'll see how this fairs

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

try and run some benchmarks

from PCMark and you'll be surprised at the result. For work I'd definitely be pushing for the 32bit os now and windows 7 as soon as RC1 comes out.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)

I'll do that, thanks!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)

My Linux/Kde eee pc is FTW!

512mb ram, 8GB Harddisk, Processor: Intel (R) Mobile processor.
Lol. Im Serious.

(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

They wouldn't be able to afford the TV rights to the funeral

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)

Save the Lumpfish Caviar: Save the World.

edit: crappy compo entry before bedtime - check. Good night d3niz3ns of b3ta!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

you missed frog out

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)

How could you?

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Frogbeat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

maybe you'll know...

is it too early for frogspawn?
my pond is full of the stuff!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)

lol frogcum!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)

Roes? More like GROSS.

I, too, will go to bed now.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

Didn't they also appear in Spawn?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

:D silly

actually a bit wonderful

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)

haha, nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)

ha ha haa!

marvellous
*picks at cold sore*

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)

Once in a while...

...something important crops up in the news which really needs commenting on.
Join me in my meditations on the recent food scare over at hestons:

(walrys, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

hahahaha

made me choke on my crumpet

*clicks*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

hahahaha

splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

What a great catchphrase

....and thats why i'm not a chef :D
Woo!
*CLICK*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

Haha, lovely.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)

hahaha

that is 100% true and that is truly wonderful :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)

that is gloriously loud

and while we're on the subject...
www.b3ta.com/board/9231572

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Just one more look!

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Frogbeat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

Bookmarked for later. I'm listening to Ttttttttttttttttttttt at the mo.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)

I downloaded that last week without realising the tttttttttt song was over 20mins long. Is it worth a sample?

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

Must be on a different album to mine. All the tracks are 2-7mins.

I'm on ttttt now.

Edit: I sort of ignored your question there. Well, if you like noise-rock, chances are you'll like Ttttttttttttttttttttt.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)

Bah

www.last.fm/music/ttttttttttttttttttttt/_/Untitled+Track I have this, I think it's the eponymous album and only has one track on.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)

That'll be the 2007 on then. I only have the latest:

www.discogs.com/TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-Untitled/release/1491481

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

This is brill.

Love teh shitty guff sounds!

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

Bouncey bounce bounce . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

Ok, that got a giggle

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)

How rude

(in a good way)

:D

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)

Ewww but very funny

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

If the FP did audio...this would be the best FP in the world.

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jonbontempi, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)

madcap lols

tremendous

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

Nurse...pass the imodium!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)

That's fucking brilliant :D

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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)

Who's the Daddy?

(eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)

doddy's the daddy!

who's the chap with the beard?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)

Isn't it

whats his name off that thing on tv?

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

the fella with the beard?

you know, i think you're right.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

Thats him

beirdy weirdy.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

saucey

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

Rudy Beer

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

DNA TEST

Get Jeremy Kyle on the case.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

Aaaaaaaaayyyyy . . . Personal appearance !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)

fonzeriffic!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)

Ya never know when or where he'll pop up . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

Niiiiiiiiice

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nhojjohn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)

Just in case of rain or some other flying fluid . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaay !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

i met Henry Winkler

he's a wee wee man

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)

yes, he is a poof for sure

i also understand that he is rather short

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)

That is

truly lovely!

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)

I don't understand. What are you trying to say, Valin? Are you trapped somewhere?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)

You got that right . . . I'm here in my epidermis !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)

hahaha

FONZ teh eternal funster....good giggles 'ere:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

Give'm a knock and he starts playin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)

I just noticed something about Davros,

from behind he's a bit rude...

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..wil, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)

his balls are showing :o

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)

:-D

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)

Can someone remind me who sings this?

pown.it/2961 la la la SFW :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

it says at the bottom

'grace kelly' by mika
and i'm glad i noticed before the song loaded
cos i FUCKING HATE that song

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

maybe i should learn to read :)
Thank you :D
edit : ahh thats why i pressed play and it went

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

Mika is a cunt

that's all.

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

Flippin the bird

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)

It doesn't look like much of a bird to me.

Give it some wings.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)

you.. shut up.

you're dead. the dead don't type.

:(

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arrangedletters, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

looking at the little joysticks on him

gives me an idea for a custom MAME cabinet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)

Credit crunch F1

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)

That . . . is a firm . . . back support !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)

aaah he's a lovely really

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arrangedletters, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)

i always thought that was freddy crugger...

oops

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)

maybe..

it could be why he wears the hat... to hide the third eye.

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arrangedletters, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

Great way to window shop !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)

woo

funny and fearsome at same time:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

Excellent work, sir!

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nhojjohn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)

woo to this

:D heheh

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

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