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# lessons in pneumatics no. 36
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha
I just don't want to know what is going on under the table.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# well
the tube has to go somewhere...........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah but whick one's the inlet and which one's the overflow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# in through the brown
out through the frown
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# *leaves stopcock well alone*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I'd like to imagine
That rather than experimental pneumatics this man actually has miniature nukes inserted into his nose, which he is exploding to try and clear a blocked nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Heh
TJ: Anyone speak Japanese:


Click for bigger (184 kb)
This has just opened on my local high street

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Muswell Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Close Ghosty
East Finchley; how on earth did you guess that so close?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Coz rob posts photos and harks on about it a lot on here:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# But but Rob
lives in Kentish Town doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Yeah
but that's no too far away. Is his shed studio in his house?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# They're millions of London miles apart aren't they/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# About two inches on the tube map!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I was born in East Finchley!
is that nice cinema still going - the Phoenix?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# It is
a fine cinema if ever there was an independent cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Excellent!
By the way - I laughed, but the Japanophile in me wants to tell you:

(Tosa was the name of a Japanese region and is also the name of a rare breed of dog. The area is now called Kochi prefecture.)

end of boring bit.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# But now we know :)
boring bits are needed sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# they keep on burning down, but it just keeps on coming back
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I think the old cinema, The Rex, did burn down
and they rebuilt it, hence the name!

(maybe you knew that, cheeky...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# nope
I was just playing on the myth of the Phoenix
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# b3ta
is so erudite, I, love it! :P
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# That's what happened
they're showing Madam Butterfly live from New York as we type
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# It's a gem
that pace, it really is! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# It is Japanish for food.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I thought the red part
was Japanese for jackstraws.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Nah,
that is Japanish for Church and Noughts & Crosses
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I've seen that on an OS map!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Yeah,
that is how the Japanish caught so many POWs because their language is an OS map.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Haha
This nonsense amuses me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I wouldn't laugh.
They are right unhumorous bastards the Japaners.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I know
I've watched Men Behind the Sun

Actually I didn't have the stomach to watch it, but I read about it.

However, I refuse to believe that anyone wouldn't enjoy jokes about OS maps.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Yeah.
they have a wonderful RANGE. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Laughter is the KEY
People who make OS jokes are LEGENDS
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I've seen it
this makes me cool and edgy and shit.


*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# My Uncle spent five years in a Japanese Ordinance Survey camp!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Was he forced to build a bridge
and then put it on an map?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# No
But he did get weekly lumber puncture in a POW camp.

The Japanerse gave him a whole £500 compensation in 1999!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I wonder how much compensation the English have given
To people killed/injured in our concentration/POW camps
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Nothing.
We have never done anything bad in the world ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Yeah!
It was the Romans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# You have to admit though
Nothing is better than £300!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Ah
You would have thought they might have paused for a moment before agreeing on the name though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# That is probably not true.
I don't speak Japanish :(

EDIT: It appears to either be a place in Japanland, or it is a method of cooking :)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tataki
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# maybe it's the name of the dude who owns it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Ah!
Lee Cuntytwat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# it says tosa
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# are they serving dog?
Tosa is a Japanese fighting dog ( one of the few on our banned breeds list here ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Har har!
Edit: man, that's literal if it means 'food'. Speaking of which...

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I vote for this. More signs in the imperative please.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's about right
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# McKay!
it's fun to blow things up
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] The Starshit Enterprise
Used tin opener and candles with realistic space background.
(tittch is a small woman. With strange ideas., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Biggah!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDT: Jebus two fucking years and still not a clue.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha!
this is very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I thought he may not be able to read small writing
which may ecplain the fucking massive image.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# this has made me laugh a lot
Spaktard! Genius conflation.


(Could be bigger though)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Well I'm trying to get both spacktard and gimptard into the ENglish dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# good luck!
is cuntwank in yet?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Depends if she's reading whilst gusset typing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# actually this gets me going a bit
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# You're just thinking of Carol Vorderman on a quiet night in aren't you?
Dicktionary corner indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# really stop now.
if you mention jenny agutter too, i'm going to have to go.
Shit i just mentioned her didn't i.

bye.

www.jennyagutter.net/

*would - a lot*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I learnt a new word today
Twatdangle :D

www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/26/lexicographical_award/
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Boots
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# It seems you have made it as big as space too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# it is actually
the whole of space for the background though, be fair, that's some good optimisation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I like his inclusion
of button moon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# HAHA! YES.
Quality craft at knock-down prices.

This is bigger than my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# the pixels are hurting my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I'm just surprised they let him use sources of ignition!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# eyes ARE sources of ignition
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Ooooh let me guess
F# and C?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# no, I'm traditional
C# and A flat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I just invented a new chord on the guitar!
Woo me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# guitar?
those don't have buttons do they?

if they don't got buttons it's too hard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# It's ok.
I play this guitar!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# what an unusual setoy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# It matches my spongebob Ukulele.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# What notes do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
C# or B-flat minor :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAA

Tell me again human!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

:/

AHAHAHAHAHAA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# What notes do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
C# or B-flat minor :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# No him you big girl wet knickers blouse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# knickers CAN wear wet blouses
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Well I'm not going to give you a call
when my shoe bras need attaching!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# riverghost HAS telephone
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Discomeats has telephone rammed up his arse
*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# riverghost CAPABLE of imitation
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# You realise that's not a pencil you're using?
It's an artichoke.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Gah!
Some of the stitching on my monitor just burst
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# my word, "space".jpg really is big
and blurry and only visible with some kind of really shit camera phone

swap it for this version, there's a good chap
22k, and no loss of quality ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# No way, man. Use mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# your's is ok
but I think happytoats one should be FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# NO MAN! USE MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# This is why you're the king of optimisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Well ya know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# 2way bong :D
Levitating at an angle
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# a winner is me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# May I refer you to my jpeg up there:
"2.48 kB (2536 bytes)"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# mine's prettier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# It's woooonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# it looks like a duck flying through space with his webbed jetfeet
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Shit man!
I never knew i could draw ducks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# NO USE MINE!


And don't touch my artifacts, i know how many are there
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# NO MAN! USE MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# NO MAN! USE MINE!

=======   ----
     \\    /
      -----
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Indeed
there seems to be an increase in picture quality, oddly enough...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# YOU JUST STACKED 21K ON 309K
THE HULL IS BUCKLING UNDER THE PRESSURE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# IT CANNAE TAKE THE COMPRESSION, CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# [some witty response with regard to the enormous size of your image]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# [some repartee about size vs. length]
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# [affirmation that it's what you do with it that counts]
[further affirmation that despite this, I do indeed have a big cock]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# [expressed doubts that no-one's counting anything around here]
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# [gentle enquiries as to whether you are female]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# [moot point - I'm all done here]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# [affirmative]
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# BIGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Page stretcher!
^____________________________________________________________________________________________^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# made for skug
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Who gives a shit about the size
This is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I just had to delete several albums from iTunes just to see this image
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Purging is healthy
Get the soap and boiling water!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# It's very good
but could do with being made a little smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M SEEING.
Someone tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# noise, and glarey bits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I usually have to pay for that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# in sweat?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Sweat, tears and lard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# A legless ant with BLAZING EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# That ant is PIIIIIISSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Mad pissed
It was just about to go and carry a leaf, then some bugger swapped his eyewash for petrol and threw fire in his face. It's an all too common occurrence in the ant community these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Ants can be jerks, Unitedite. Why can't they just all get along?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Genetic engineering
Some kid was playing with ants but then he realised he was supersmart and instead of burning them with a magnifying glass he biologically modified them to be bastards to each other, and now they throw fire and things.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# You know what I want to see?
Bees flying ants around. The ants could throw fire. They could come together to rid the world of HORRIBLE LEECHES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# That would be awesome
A veritable miniature army of insect fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# can you make it bigger please?
there's still some other pictures left on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# They will still be there
But you just have to scroll more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# but scrolling is soooooo hard.
it means moving my right finger off f5. that's only one step away from going outside, and that's crazy talk.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I went outside, it was cold
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I hope you've learnt your lesson
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# But I needed food
I had literally nothing in the house
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# that's no excuse.
three words.

supermarket home delivery
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# You need to spend over a certain amount on them
I dont think I can afford that

I am very poor
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# *sends food parcel*
(There maybe some poo in it. I did check but just be careful)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Nothing? Literally?
Not even a computer? :o
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# No, I only have a laptop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# My parents bought me a lapdog
Hours of hilarity ensued as we tried to connect it to the internet before someone pointed out that it was a canine and not a portable computer.

You wouldn't believe where we tried to plug the Ethernet wire!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# omg!
are you okay? what was it like?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Yes, I saw a cat and some french people
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# aaaarrrrggghhh!
*pulls curtains - stays in*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I like the fact it looks like its on fire
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# This is nice!
but did you make your camera yourself using the same technology?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
"It's Shit Jim but not as we know it!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Yes
Real size camera obscura portrait.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# In Space nobody can hear you shout BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Scandinavia!
What a lovely place!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Ha!
/links, providing /board with fluff since 2005 :D

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# :D
This is gold
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Aye,
I had just looked at it when I moved back here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Glad to be of assistance :)
seeing as I have no shop skills myself.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :)
Although, I am worried about you having seen the photo of you drinking on the streets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# In my defence
I am taking the photo and not in it!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Fair enough.
Why are you all out on teh street?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Its a long story
involving winning a bottle of Blue Nun in a quiz at a bash before Christmas and me being sick. So 2 bottles we brought to last night's bash. We couldn't drink it in the pub so ended up standing on Oxford Road station steps in the rain......

You had to be there really.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Bonus fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# This makes me happy
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Dance mother fucker, dance!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Woo! Nice one...

Dance you fucker... DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# CHASE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Why are they running and driving backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I think I've done it wrong, I may have to edit that somewhat
Edit : they are now moving forward
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Are you sleeping with Cockweasle?
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Cockweasle was the first name to come to in to my head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# The pointy-eared motorist was borrowed from Cockweasle
The HoverEmo was borrowed from KillerKitti

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# ah, I see it now
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# ta:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# *hears benny hill music*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# In the desert . . . nobody can hear you . . . MEEP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I hit Esc and then threw a guillotine at it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# oh dear, has Richard Gere been having hamster anal love inside a nuclear reactor?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# "ARMAGEDDON"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# "ARMAGETITOFF" !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# No, it just how he throws
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# It's Angelina Mousling
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# With hammers?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# gaaaah!
woo. Yums. I have chicken cassyrolls on teh cook.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I've just baked a loaf of bread,
which I've been devouring with large amounts of butter
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# im going to make some sausage based dish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# No, our weapons will only make it stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# ...and win an iPod
:D
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# llama llama llama
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# woo! that's woken things up. have a click
I thought everyone had gone home and not told me!

*edit* either that or there's a massive barney going on below. I would look but I simply can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Thanks
Tis a bit quiet around here today.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I expect everyone's watching final score.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *wakes*
: D
(pombozo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# the board just went up!
now that's quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I saw that
Wasn't there some birdy thing there a minute ago.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# yes
but no-one had replied so I guess no harm was done. i was going to ris anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hello Llama!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# why do I get the feeling that that alarm sound is the sound of the stupid noises that Lenny Henry makes
Like talking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# DING !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# One way or another.. im gonna finish this bugger!!


Click for bigger (37 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# now that is just superb
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# You know what they say
Third time lucky. It is nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# heehe
i had special needs problems
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Me too
I haven't been laid in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That's very nice
but we have an edit button for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha!
you dones a funny edit
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# was it just me
or did it say readon a few moments ago?

I thought you were making a sublimely subtle joke.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# nothing to see here move along.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha!
#:oD
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# That's fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# That is proper good art
If I had money I would pay good money for that.
Have a several clicks instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# thank you
theres still loads to do, i hope to finish it by next millenium
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I doubt I'll still be alive at the dawn of the next millenium
so please get a move on
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Get to my devart page
and buy some prints! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I don't want lolbirds in a frame on my wall
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# aww :(
I do proper arts sometimes.

I actually sell 6-12 prints a year which really astounds me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hehe, that was a simple topical snidey joke dig :)
I don't know where your devart page is and I have no money but I'd like to look at it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I was joking.
don't buy my shit. Especially not when devart get all the money ;)

zootcadillac.deviantart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I like your photo of a Doberman
named Roscoe, he looks alert and physically ready for anything
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# He's thick as fuck
but the only one that left of my dogs since my other two died. I love him to bits but he really is a retarded dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I was given a very unintelligent cat then I named him Barry
He liked climbing up unsuitable surfaces and running in the road

He was hit by a car and I found his body on the way to Spar

I put him in a wizard's hat, taped up the end and dropped him into the River Taf

I liked Barry, his constant misfortune reminded me of the cat in Itchy & Scratchy
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hot pissing shitboxes, that's fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Wow, very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# superb!
wow just wow
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# it is lovely.
you know you could post the larger here without upsetting too many.

For still pics the guide is 100k and I don't think 37k is doing you painting full justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# cheers
that'll do for now though till I get a move on with the painting and get a photo that's from a decent camera
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Oooh
That is magnificent...
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# That is awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# that is rather nice
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Good heavens that's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# you wanted some music?
New twisted disco from hed kandi. On the server near the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I just wanted to beef up my set for tonight so I don't go stale
and thanks to all the replies and gazzes I got, I accomplished my mission!

I shall definitely grab that sometime this week though so thanks very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Whatis wrong with a bit of George Formby?
You youngsters!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# that's a great
picture...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Quite excellent
even though I frown on work in progress in new threads, I don't think you'll be posting daily updates unlike some here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Awesome! *click*
do you have DevArt where I can favourite this too?
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# yes
but its not on there till its finished!

mistermook.deviantart.com/
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# nice
: D
(pombozo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Charlotte?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Looks finished to me
Fucking top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# That's ace that is, nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] who needs CGI when you've got the toys!

click for the full 'episode'

/wonders how many remember ReBoot...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I remember Hack and Slash
I think I bought them for a friend from pound land.
edit:having now read through - nicely done. You get a click for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hack?
You mean Julie Moyles?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# god that would be an ugly
pairing.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hehehe
Also for the filthy thread deleter...



MisterMook sort it out! That's two thread deletions!

Hey you guys. Anyone know what this edit button does?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# she's a fucking idiot
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I've heard that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Hahha
Who's the bird in the red? I'd do 'er!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hexadecimal
she goes 'bondage' in the 3rd season:


and, well, erm, white in the 4th season:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# 3rd season looks like Patrick Moore's bondage sister!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I loved reboot :D
and I am extremely jealous that you have all the toys
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Yours free for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine.
:D
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# that's a lot of nines
it's hard to add up

you've made me cry

I hope you're happy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# not quite all of them....yet :)
www.haku.co.uk/ReBootMuseum/
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# aw man there were reboot pogs?
why was I not informed earlier?

I am going to have to watch all of reboot again now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# reboot
not based on post world war II german submariners at all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I have no idea what reboot is.
I was probably already an adult when it was on. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# it's a surprisingly good cgi animated series
I was a bit "meh" about it when it was on but watched the whole thing on youtube, ti's quite canny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# it was the first 100% computer generated tv series
aired way back in 1995
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Classic
I re-watched every episode on YouTube last summer
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Time Travel! Sport! Something for the whole family!
(thanatos, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# This would work
As we weren't shite at chicket in the '80s!

Bring back compulsory ddrinking for cricket players I say and the more beards and 'tashes the better!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# woo
you could be onto a winner with this idea
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Botham has gravity resistant dandruff
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# it begins...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Sky
p
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Arf!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# nicely done that man :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Thanks
had worried it had bindun but search only turned up that nazi belgian tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# good
skills :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Nice one
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# : D
(pombozo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# My wee lad loves the Carnival

edit:muchos gracias mi amigos b3tardos!
2nd edit: no kidding, my two boys are sitting here watching the anim and your responses, and waving bye to you all. awww. right. back to the dungeon for them.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# He's not your biological son.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I know
Our postman was blonde and had blue eyes. and always left special deliveries when I was out. Such a nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# yays
It's national b3ta day today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# god help us all if thats the case
as it was pretty f*cking crap this morning
(well, around lunchtime)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Yeah
Improved in the last half hour.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# happy candle day
and yay for rocket boy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Ha ha, ace.
Hppay cnadels!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# cool
and happy candle day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# happy candle day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Blimey!
my kid did exactly the same thing the other week, must be a new craze. Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# oy you!
watch out or I'll animate him crash-landing back into you :P

PS thank you
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# into me? what are you implying?
my ass is not that wide, and neither do I own such a posh bag. hair's good though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# that was "into you" in the sense of "into the side of you"
and not some sort of jet-powered puericolonic inspection.

yeah the hair is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha!
one step too far methinks :)
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I made a thing in Flash.
Ask it a question and it tells it like it is...



CLICK HERE & ASK A YES / NO QUESTION, YOU BLEEDERS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Your ball called me a fuckspaz.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# The ball has a mind of its own.
I would never call you that as you're too great.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Well, that's nice of you but I did miss out the question mark, so maybe I deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Q:Will it know the answer to this question?
A:No, probably not.

Damn, it's good! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I think that's the first documented instance of it making any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# It's broken!!!
I it reply no to this question and it said affirmative c'pin!

Lies!

*runs about in a panic*

woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# this is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# :)
That is rather cool
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# In conclusion...
there are a staggering amount of 'are you gay?' queries.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# And also:
'is there a global conspiracy hellbent on the enslavement and eradication of mankind?'

Seems to be quite popular.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# please, no more mention of 'conspiracy' today
*puts gun to head*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Uh-oh.
Did I miss something Bilderberg-esque?

I should really ask the ball this question.

Edit: apparently the ball says I did.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha, yes
/board's resident conspiracy theorist at it again, this time misquoting other b3tans to make his points.
This 8 Ball is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I do not like the answer your ball gave me
can I have my question back?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# DENIED!
Unless it was about being a cunt. I have those coming out my ears.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha...
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Caution contains squirrel with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha
ah, www.JJwebcam.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# If JJ could draw fast enough to run a squirrels with tits webcam
he would make millions
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Needs more claws.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# ooo
thats ace woo
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# :) thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha

You were also just watching this on failblog AICMFFHGTRHD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# If it doesn't draw blood that implies consent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Nice rule
Does it stand up in court?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# It's law* and everything.
* may not be law
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# huzzah for the law!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I hadn't actually seen that :D
(btw what does AICMFFHGTRHD stand for)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *watches for large amount of time*
tops
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :)
Glad you like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# aftnoon

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# absolutely stunning :)
as always
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Cor. Fantastic.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# 'ningles fella
This yam for a cocking chicken bake!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# lo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Budgeleon?
maybe it's more a parrot

Nicely! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# FOR FUCKS SAKE!
SHOPPED PICTURES ONLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# outstanding as always
HD. Brilliant.
I think I'll get shopping today. Bout time I did something proper for tattyworld instead of typing crap on bird pictures for here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I want to shop
but for curry n rice ... mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# That is brilliant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# thats
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Ludicrously good
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# WOW
That is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Feed it and breed it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# This is clearly not shopped
You've been forcing parrots to breed with lizards
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# And now i present
My cock-shaped chicken bake!

(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I prefered the bleach.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# This isn't your Flickr account
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# This ain't my beautiful wife.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# How did I get here?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# M1 from Tumbridge Wells
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Certainly not!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I have photographic proof¬
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Is that a photograph of a cock-shaped chicken bake?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# http://www.thatslife_estherrantzen.com/
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# it will get worse
if this cock keeps this up, so it's your duty to educate him for the sake of your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Way to tell 'em

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# i thought that was david icke for a sec' there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Damn you
TOMORROW is Sunday...

TOMORROW...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# RPS was shit when it died years ago
Sunday is no excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I know
RPS is shit, but that doesn't mean he can infect other days with this RPSing shite.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Fuck off. This isn't flickr, you're not funny, and you're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# moody
cnut
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Awww
It thinks it's people!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# No. Why not read the fucking FAQ you nob?
If you want to post stupid picks of food that looks a little bit like a willy then go somewhere that caters for that.

I work hard and long on my stuff, and watching it get pushed down the board by some child with a camera is bloody annoying. B3ta is a funny place full of funny and talented people. You are displaying that you aspire to neither quality with your images, so fuck off somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *cups*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# fuck off you nobjockey
you only got a cob on cuz i nudged your wanky crayon pic down and you don't get to show it off at the top for more than 30 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Both of you need to learn how to spell knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# And one of them needs to learn how to stop being a RP twat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# 4 plus years on here,
and you still can't read or understand the fucking FAQ

*Edit* Neither can I, I forgot teh codez
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# At least you don't have to type with a rod attached to their forehead like they do.
*proddy proddy*
*proddy proddy*
*proddy proddy*
*proddy proddy*
*proddy proddy*
*proddy proddy*
*proddy proddy*
*proddy proddy*
*drop*
Mnnnurse! Mnnnurse! MI've dopped eet Mmmmmgain.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Yes spacktard
that's the general idea. You post mindless wank and it knocks people work off, then they get pissed at you.
'gratz for grasping a basic premise. Next; joined up writing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Erm ... this board is specifically for "showing off wanky crayon pics" and funny stuff hahahaahaha!
You dick! Are you surprised?! Really?

Do you go to acoustic music gigs, talk loudly, and then act surprised when people tell you to shut up?

Hahahaha you fucking child. Fuck off now, lad - there's a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ^this with raspberries.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hello. No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# buy yourself some proper plates, for god's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# "laughing at me"?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# This just goes to prove that photo journalists are all midgets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Man Bleach


All the things a man wants from a bleach;

Simple name: Check
Thickness rating: Check
Lastningness Rating: Check
Kills Germs: Check
Kills Germs With Bad Press: Check
Has Some Extra Free: Check
Has some information for girls at the bottom in smaller print: Check
Smells Slighlty Better Than A Wet Shit: Check

edit: just notice it's got a windsurfer on it. WTF has windsurfing go to do with bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I prefer this brand


Lucky you it's a weekend.
Plus: 200K?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I thought you'd shopped in the MRSA line before I googled it.
Someone let hospitals know.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# The trouble is, MRSA colonises the skin of healthy people,
especially the groin and armpits. I'm guessing staff and visitors don't fancy having their groins splashed with bleach whenever they enter a clean ward.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# If that's the price we have to pay...
It'll be like human foot and mouth disinfectant tanks.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Maybe if we invent a FUN game around it

GROINBLEACHLOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHOHGODITBURNSHAHAHAHAHTHEREGOESTHEMONEYMAKERHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# CHEMICALBURNLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# When it clears up all the wrinkles have gone, like a chemical peel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Yeah, you really have to wonder
why they haven't considered IV bleach before now.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Why am I looking at your bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I thought the windsurfer was an iron.
Make your clothes easier to iron, by digesting them away with thick bleach.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# i was wondering what that was
i thought it was a tiny man clinging onto a giant hoover.

what the hell does a windsurfer have to do with bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# The experience of bleaching your toilet
is a bit like going windsurfing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# well
spotted
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# please tell me
you did not photograph some bleach and post it on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# He's trying to make us all clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# That's a definite fail.
the outside is a doddle. It's what is on b3ta's inside that is filthy and rotten.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Don't forget the background bog roll.
I thought that was a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# All the effort to seem manly and he still buys puppy brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# class
grabs camera and heads to the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# um yeah
but it is the longest string ive ever seen about bleach :D
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# yeah
but once your on one you got to act
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# that's tame in comparison to the rest of b3ta today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hello chap. Do you want to write to the Sun
on behalf of b3ta. They are doing a 'nuts' with their viral section.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# they are?
be interesting to see that.
/Nuts do ask though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/virals/

they are whacking a great big copyright notice on them too ( which admittedly is just the standard anti-right click code to stop other people copying the images.)

I think you all should remember to add something to your profile that states that all your images published on b3ta are subject to a creative commons license ( 2 or 3, whatever suits you ) and not to be copied and re-used for commercial purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# cheers for the link :)
I'll take a gander later, b3ta has turned me into a grumpy c*nt today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I think the bit
that is 'gifts for real men' are all b3ta lifts and I'm sure there are plenty more hidden in there.
I'm sure that calling it a viral does not suddenly make it public domain and without rights.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# nope, I've been through this before a few times
it can be a pisser.

and 'good afternoon', by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# It's a particularly impressive example of the genre of bleach photography.
I don't think I've seen a more interesting photograph of a bottle of bleach in my life.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# You haven't lived
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 4 NATU ROLLS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# what the fuck has a 200k unshopped image got to do with B3ta
you want www.thatslife_EstherRantzen.com
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Blimey, I didn't notice the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Thanks for showing us your bleach
I'll look out for this one next time I'm shopping for a cleaning product desired by all men
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Thanks for pushing my work down the board in order to show of your unphotoshopped ambiguous stereotyping comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# wait until
he spots the dogs on the bog roll I mean Dogs WTF
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Real men wipe their arses with puppies
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I wipe my puppies with arses
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# and they
flush ok?
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# a good quality macerator is recommended
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I find windsurfers

dirty
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
#


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Red sky at night
Barn on fire.

Red sky in the morning
Barn still on fire!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahah; red sky at night, hill on fire

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I've seen the moors on fire at night.
It really does glow like hell's opened up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# oh hark at you
coming over all Charles Martel ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I like this version too...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Red sky at night, your cattle are alight.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Why is it always Australia in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Strayah?
That's Centre Point in the middle of Mordor, lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# What a coincidence

I was just listening to The Red in the Sky is Ours, by At the Gates.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Have some Red Sky Coven with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# ooh
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

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