b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 36107 (Older | Newer)

# .
Photobucket


.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!
Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.

Woo :D

I'm going to assume this mole has been fired into a window by a massive rocket propulsion system, because everyone knows rocket powered animals are great
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I'm assuming the mole has brain cancer due to the high levels of mercury and msg in his food and drink.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I'd like to see someone try to animate your sig
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Blame ttssattrrasstr for it.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I vote: don't blame me for anything.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I blame you for everything.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# No!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# World War 1? TTSS DID IT!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I DID NOT I DID NOT I DID NOT I DID NOT.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Fek me!
That's a bit good! :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# great stuff
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# So
are the moles the opposite of sheeple? Where do the lizards come in? I'm confused
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# See fig.1
fig.1
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# what are you saying????
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???????????

*ahem*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# No mental shit today? Just a cool picture? Perfect.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# His photobucket account has plenty of mental shit.
If you care to look.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Top moling.
Woo
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Wow that's brill!
(mole or less)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# you're only digging for complements
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# i hole heartedly agree
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Stop making mountains out of molehills.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Sokay I'm
blind to insults
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# sweet :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# window licker mole!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# LOL1
;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# omg....what's happened to ronnie corbett?
'nother woo:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# He's not been the same since he stood too close to that heater
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf!
:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Now there's a mole in my head that keeps my mind from wandering . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# FAAACKIN' SUGAR!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# NICE
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# You're clearly barking.
But this is smashin'
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Fairly Q&D colouring of Walrus Man's last excellent piccy:
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# good for slashing someones face, bad for having a wank
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# woo!
(and robot song uploading as we speak)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Ah cheers buddy!
A new one for me 'Pod!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Got to hand it to you two too !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# nicely
:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWEERRRR
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# that's very batikey
nicely done you and walrus man
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] After 2 attempts I am now out of ideas


(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*holds head in pain*

woo, though
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# ....
...


...








...





*SPANG*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I get this
And there's no sodding rocket propelled animals
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# *groans*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# FAKE
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Great Job Microwave!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Your sperm's got five legs
How does it smell?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# It seems to have its mouth full, as well
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Yo dawg...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# He just seems content
I don't think that he's eating.

Unless he's a giant killer sperm who eats babies and lives under your sink...?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# USING LIPID_BOUND RECEPTORS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Bah, you know more science.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# WRONG
The correct answer is 'faintly of fish'
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# This is true, I am shamed.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Think about what you've done
and give me a handjob, it's the only way to put right what once went wrong.

If only Sam Beckett had known.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I have not completely gone off the idea of the fishpie cooking in the oven,
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Using odour receptors.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# so they like the smell of fish then
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Using lipid-bound odour receptors.
/full house
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# PROBABLY WITH SEVEN-TRANSMEMBRANE HELICES, I'LL WARRENT.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# wobwobwobwobwob
wobwobwobwob
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Aaargh
that black pudding is going to steal your chips!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Don't worry, I know how to deal with these.
*heats up frying pan*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# wobwobwob
mrrrrurrrrrrnnnn
nnmmmmmmmuunmmn
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Bowling ball with legs?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Who has a bowling ball with five fingerholes?
The offspring of incestuous parents, that's who.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# he looks like he's gonna chuck up
what's his name?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Microwave! Microwave!
Microwave!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# My friend wanted me to draw her a Communist Unicorn My Little Pony.


So I did.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# long live the revolution!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Yays!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# best thing I've seen on here all day
*clicks*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# job well done :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# That pony does not have the requisite marxist facial hair.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# haha!
send it to this guy as an idea for the other side.
[warning, link contains a white power gay unicorn tattooed on someone's arse]
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Thursday evening puzzler

first one to get it wins...er, points
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Wish I could, but I'm oudda here
bye bye, lovely creamy b3tans.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# buenos noches Cap'n
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I like the radiohead mash up of it
(the one with no surprises)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# *googles*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# "What a wonderful surprise"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahaah
that's terrible :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# My plan worked!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# It is good
yes
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# What a wonderful world
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# *yays*
got a bit tenuous towards the end though
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I got it too, but I went for the less boring answer.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I know
*pats*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Sure, we believe you.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# AN DIVE INK TWO MICE ELF WATTO WANDA FOOL WORLD
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I got it from "Ink, 2 Mice, Elf"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# icysnowoldgreenredsweetstwoicyalienbeardchavdiplomabealesheepqueenbulgeinkmousemouseelfjewishalienfishclaypoleworld
/always one blog
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Icy Theresa Complimentary Sweets Dos Icy Creature Bloom
Tax Some guy off telly Ewe Queen Dive Quink Meece Elf Watto Bowl Jester Third Rock from the Sun.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Icy Theresa Green Red Roses 2 Icy Them Bloom Form Ian Ewe etc...
I do like the end.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Right..
Drunken Mother Teresa likes Watermelon chocolates to drive giant robot ants and Orlando Bloom's council tax because Ian Beale's sheep Queen dived into ink made from two rats which belonged to an elf who belonged to a Jewish alien fish who had a Jester on earth.

Simple.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It is uncanny
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# One of my favourite songs.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# LMAO @ ^this^
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Is it...
skidmothercoloursweetstwoskidmosterorldandotaxbealesheepqueendiveinkmiceelfsebulbafishclownglobe?

Post my points to me.

EDIT: skidmothercoloursweetstwoskidmonsterworldandotaxbealesheepqueendiveinkmiceelfsebulbafishclownglobe? Silly me.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# :D
very clever
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty


Click for bigger (288 kb)

and already been done
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Avant Garde?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# big indian head little knight building behind TREES shrubs
Never heard of that font
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I think you'll find its...
big indian head little knight building behind TREES shrubs 'MT'
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# erm...
It is "plantagenent cherokee" actuallee ;o)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Redskin Knight???
I don't twunting know!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Lols
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Aaand here's what you should look at
www.ryanair.com/site/EN/news.php?yr=09&month=mar&story=pro-en-120309

A b3tan sent me a link to this earlier. Apparently Ryanair, of all people, are now using my recent FP on their site.

Aside from how bizarre this is, do you think it's worth asking them for some money or something? Seeing as they are using it to promote themselves
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# haha
i think they'd probably just remove it if you asked for money
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Did you tag it?
Ask for free toilet on all flights
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# :/
I never tag anything
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Can you prove it's yours?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Or tell them about bummit and get them to sponser and pay for your flights home?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Now THAT is a good idea
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# It certainly would save them alot of time of looking at goatse images for their little compo
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# :\
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Surely if you still have the original image
with the individual layers, you can use that as proof.

It would be rather difficult for anyone to convincingly demerge the final image.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *opens photoshop and recreates*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Recreating it pixel perfect?
If you do manage it, i'll be impressed.
In fact, I'll send you cake in the post.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# You underestimate the power of the dark side.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# that's quite an odd thing for them to do.
also yes, you should definitely talk to them about it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# how about
"Free flights everytime you steal one of my pics you fucking thieving shameless cunts."
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# That's rather like asking for free meals in one of the skankiest restaurants in town
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# owned by the most disease-ridden tight-arsed pimp in the world.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# So that would be one flight then?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# probably
as long as you're not disabled or expecting it to be free.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Seeing as the prize is a thousand euros and they've fucking already used your work without asking you should ask for something.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I suspect his "entry" might be a worthy winner
They should probably give him the prize. Cunts.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# And having read further...
"Some of the best suggests to date are:

· Charging for toilet paper – with O’Leary’s face on it,
· Charging €2.50 to read the safety cards,
· Charging €1 to use oxygen masks,
· Charging €25 to use the emergency exit,
· Charging €50 for bikini clad Cabin Crew."

They owe him the prize.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Someone probably saw it and mailed it in as their own suggestion
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# So out of all five of those 'suggestions' they 'received'
three of them are on the fucking picture, and the other two they clearly made up themselves, because they're shit.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
They make it look like your picture is one that was submitted to them for their compettition.. don't they realise you were taking the biscuit?

I'd at least ask for a credit.

Cheeky barstewards.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# ooooh, I think that's worth a few free flights at the very least
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Ohhh what a wonderfully ironic post modern idea, dahlings.
I fucking HATE that company

If you could bottle my hate for that company, you could solve the world energy crisis overnight.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Not really. Even if we could bottle it doesn't mean it is a viable energy source.
I can bottle my piss but I don't go around trying to fill my car with it

Often.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I think making the step from bottling your hate
to using it for global energy would be a big step to take. Would it combust? Would it replace electricity? I think we're too early in the project to start making such projections.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I bottle my piss and put it in your mind.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# yes, just much less eloquently.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Fake
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# keep thinking, Rufio.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I'm sure that would be an amusing reference if I knew or cared what it meant.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# :o)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I don't know how it works
It just does
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I'm sold.
I'll take a quarter barrel.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Twelfty!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Haha, christ.
Cheeky bastards.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# cheeky bastards
spank them with mallets
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# It certainly is a bit rude...
...but then, they could counter claim back at you for using the Ryanair logo in the post yourself.

Not that I'm defending them, as they are obviously shameless cheapskate bastards!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I know
Ah well. Can't hurt to try I guess
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *penny drops* WAIT
IT'S A TRAP TO FIND THE PERSON TAKING THE PISS OUT OF RYANAIR AND TO LURE YOU IN!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Personally, I'm in favour of defending the little guy
(in this case, your good-self Yemen) but the law is usually set up to defend the cunts at the top.

Shame really, as youre FP post really deserves that 1000 euros, and Ryanair really deserve to be liquidated, and their management liquidised.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Starting with this cunt
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# How has that image not been photoshopped yet?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Yep
O Leary is a cunt of the highest order
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Oh shiiii-
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh Hai.
I gazzed you a few days ago when the Daily Mail printed this on their letters page and credited it as, "Spotted on the internet by some woman"
looking at the Ryanair stuff you should at least be in line for a £1000 prize as you invented the flippin competition!
Good luck.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# who says they don't have a sense of humour
nitpicking a bit, but surely you could pay the £25 disembarkment fee using chip and pin hmm?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# oh dear!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# :D
marvellous
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Something new I am working on.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Oooooh. Pok.
Yes. This is very nice and pok may be my new favourite word.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# *poks*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *glees*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# erm...
it's ROCK actually ;)

*flounces*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# POK
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# i like this very much
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# nice jpg artefacts
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Hark at her.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Does it play any Rush . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# i'll pok you good
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Do svedanya, tovarish
Seriously tho, I like it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# In Russia radio listens to you
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hand crystals
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Very, very nice.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Have you been fisting the alien again?
+ woo!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ouch!
his gout must be far worse than mine
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# You know, you are to fucking good at this
woo :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# The hand that crystalized the crystals . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# TIBERIUM CONTAMINATION
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# this^
been playing a bit of tibs wars against me brothers online recently, great fun (apart from my laptop feeling a bit old)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# red alert 2 is where it's at
it's probably the most modern game my laptop can run :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# haven't played that version, only got generals (and not played it)
and tibs wars. Found dawn of war to be great, world in conflict was good fun as well. Though wic did make my laptop struggle a fair bit in multiplayer...always the largest ping :o(
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# This man is right.
.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# might have to check it out then
hmmm only a fiver on play, might have to impulse buy the fuck out of that in a bit
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# That's rather special, even for you (who is pretty much always special)
very evocative! :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ZALGO!!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# wooo
lovely as ever.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# reminds me of Geoff Darrow's fantastic work on Hard Boiled
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# magic pencil's
been busy again:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Clint (Howard) Eastwood
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# the sexiest man alive
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] They are better than Crabs!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# LOL!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Indeed... I'm off to the pub now...

Bye Bye B3ta...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# :D!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# oh laugh :o)
'ning board, haven't been on here much in a fair while. Getting back into my open uni course, so now is the time for most b3ta'ing as a means of procrastination, how are peeps today?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# pffffffft
jesus
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Haha
fucking hell
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hows the bummit donations going?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Pretty good actually
Raised £150, and I should still be able to squeeze a few pounds of my flatmates :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Woah that is pretty good
I remember when my flatmates did it none of them had anything until like a week before they left
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# haha
And I thought I left it late
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
#


S P A N G
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# that is bad
Is hotmail working for anyone else here?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Server Too Busy messages.....
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# yep
but I can on to it on my phone, and it is full of junk, what a surprise
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Dunno, Das Management won't let me go on it.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# burn ze management
Fire cleanses all

I think it is Microsoft being cunts again, which makes a change

they are the cunt
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hang on a sec...

" OY! LARD-ARSE! ARE YOU WORKING? "

* Yup, my Hot Male is still working.. He is busy wiping all that cheese off at the moment.

_?_
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# good, you don't want a build up of cheese
unless you plan to sell it a cottage cheese, whilst cottaging
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Right it is working now
Email from twitter about a question that I asked and they haven't answered it. Just gave me a load of links, the twats
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
oooh, freshly opened cans of coke are very fizzy indeed.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I had a year old can of caffiene free diet coke last week.
it was not a happy experience
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# This is coke zero, I can't handle the normal stuff
it's far too sweet.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# you puny earthling!
*hides*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Its not sweet enough for me
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# did you even think how much your animal rockets are contributing to global warming? huh? did you?

windmill, windmill for the land etc.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Fuck off with your talented fucking hands.
click
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Is it getting hot in here . . . or is it just you ?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Well at least that wind turbine will keep him cool...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# or blast him off the edge
what a hazard the whole thing is
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# IT'S A HEALTH AND SAFETY KNIGHTMARE!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# ...
now now, pickle
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# SPELLCASTING
I... S... O... 1... 4... 0... 0... 0...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# So it will suck him in
and make him headless then?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST!
that's a bit good... are you sure you're in the right place?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# and balance is restored to the universe
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# who puts slices of bacon on a cat?
i mean really
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Have you tried eating them without it?
:S
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# <pussy joke>
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Phew.
Well done that b3tan.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# :O cat has human face
This is obviously due to some sort of devil worship. I fucking KNEW you godless heathens would get us all into trouble sooner or later.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Yeah shit, a cat with an odd face.
That totally beats all those wars.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Oh, Rufio.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# better?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# In all the ways that anything ever could be.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Now it looks like a radiator with a cat's face.
Useful but unspeakable.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Now it just looks like Maddy.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# *opens PS*
*considers it for longer than he should*

*closes PS*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Needs more bacon!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# MOAR SNAX!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# i'll give that a woo
and a genuine lol
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# striped cat = TIGER
THAT IS TIGER
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# :D
I love you Shada :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# oh
that's rather fab

wonder where he's going id like to join him
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I likes that rather a lot.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# that is lovely :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I thought that was doing to be nakid bunnies before I scrolled down!

* Disappointed

Woo though!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yeah, it's just a shame that you're not telling anyone about the true purpose of that craft Shada.
It's a giant copper tooth to be dropped on an Iraqi village on reaching their destination.

The cat is just sitting there, smiling, thinking about all the Iraqi children's limbs flying everywhere.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# yay, blood and dying! :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Shada - Patron Saint of bloods and dyings.
*thinks about drawing of you as cat with crown made of bloody limbs*

*doesn't bother*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# that's some furry's fetish right there
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I bet you'd totally fuck their fluffy ears.
I should really draw more.

Not that, obviously, but stuff.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# can I feed this cat tuna?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Colour it in, now!
I need a new shiny wallpaper.

Thanks.

:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# * Breaks out the extra-big crayons...


EDIT: Hang on, someone has replaced my crayon!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# perfect!
although I'm not sure where the windmill went.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# oh yes, that'll do nicely.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# oooh this is lovely
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] dot com
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# mountainjugsruinsgeorgia.com?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# actually
it was hillpotcastlemap

.com
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# On my mind . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# different georgia, surely?

same font, though
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Aah yes . . . same thought too . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# The cold dead eyes of a killer indeed
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hahahahahhaahha! brill :D
in fact, I actually have the mario bros movie on right now....
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I have never seen that.
And I never plan to.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I know it's utter crap, but I still like it.
:S
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I actually quite like the song
if it's the one by Roxette....
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oof, that one
Dennis Hopper probably still bursts out in tears when someone mentions it.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# This looks farmiliar
Still great though
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Possibly bindun
but the news coverage of that German kid ticked me off.
"ZOMG HE PLAYED COUNTERSTRIKE!"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Haha
I wonder if his last thought before he shot himself was "COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Dungarees with huge bress buttons...
white gloves... he's not like any plumber I've ever seen
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# love it!!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Does anyone know of another other paedophiles staging concerts this year?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I wasn't aware there were any.
There's this one chap who was acquitted of all charges, but then we all know what that phrase means so you couldn't possibly mean him.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hear hear
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Was he!?
See I don't do the red tops so I only get 'news' like this from b3ta...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# michael jackson seems to be
either sick or stupidly naive, either way he's not quite right in the head

(obvious statement for the day)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU KNOW U'LL TRY IT LOL!!1
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Had to look at the filename there...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I can't copy it though :(
Filename LOL though :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# It says
"Susan Im leaving you, you cow!"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ?

susan k3b/-\b
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# RIPE FOR MILKING
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# What's rude about body?
Tits!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Please allow me to soil your thread with my lack of imagination...

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# always with the dings
spent half an hour look at fonts; why is it so hard to find a hand writing style font that is readable but looks messy
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Here ya go Earl...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# that was where I was looking last night
Need it for a letter which part of my book, got to page 7 before I felt like crap. Will plod on through the rest of the pages tonight

thank you :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# How would this work for you?
www.iconian.com/b.html

Buttons the Bear, at the bottom.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Tis a pleasure sir!
:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# if some clever person wants to make a font out of my handwriting
considering everyone appears to love it so, I'll write down whatever they need.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# can you make it look messy but readable?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# It kind of is.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/DSC01124.jpg

edit: I just realised what a self-satisfied arse I've just come across as. I swear, last time I posted something with handwriting in it people were loving it.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I love it
Let me have a think about it, I might have a proposal for you
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# If you can make fonts, then I'll do whatever you need.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# You could make your own :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# balls to the fonts :)
You up for doing some illustration for it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# In between the comic and work, I don't have an awful amount of free time
so as long as they're small, I should be able to help.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# tell it to the jury
*send to self satisfied holding cells*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I CAN'T HELP BEING GREAT.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# said that wall in China...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
#
I like this one.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Don't take this in the wrong way
but it looks like the kind of font they'd use on the front of Paramore/Avril Lavigne albums...

*ducks*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Aww, man. Way to crush all my dreams and everything I stand for.
I used it in my Magic 8.0 Ball as well...

ASK IT A YES / NO QUESTION, GO ON

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# argh, flash
my computer doesn't like flash. I'll just pretend it said yes. WOOHOO!

I'm sorry AEIYM, but you're man enough to take this sort of abuse, unlike the rest of them.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Ah, worky computers (I assume the problem being), God love 'em.
You ask a question, it tells you to fuck off, pretty much. Just like in real life.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Yeah, it won't let me update.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I asked if it was for real . . . it said . . .
A big fat Nando's 'Nao' for you !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hmm, I don't remember writing that reply.
That hangover must've been bigger than I thought.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Aye, I like that too.
Looks very like a font called Peixo Freite I used the other day for a mates poster.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# when is someone going to do a b3ta font
made up of CDCs and whatnot

i would, but it would look crap
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds