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(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)

heh

love the wide toothy smile!

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)

Those aren't teeth.

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Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)

Are they teh furry squirrel boobies?

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)

Wario? Last frame

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)

Also WTF... Lawrence Fishburn is the new Grissom?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

I like him

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)

But he;s not grissom!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)

Good

Grissom was boring. Too calm and beardy and his wry one-liners were rubbish.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)

You've just listed his best points

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)

I liked the old Grissom who went on roller coasters

Maybe that's why he quit, he lost his release.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)

I liked it when he made his own forensic kit from goods picked up in a hardware store

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

There is only so much smug sociopath

I can put up with. Besides, it's like looking in a mirror. Time for change.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)

You dont have one of those instant black mirrors!

New from JML turn your reflection black with instant black mirrors!

available at woolworths.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)

pea

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

Shit, you beat me to it!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)

Originally from this:

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)

Hahaha :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)

Oh my yes.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)

haha i love this

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Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)

haha!

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)

Wellworths.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

That was the name of a shop I used to work at

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)

I can't let you do that Zalgo.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)

Hahaha!!

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

Who is this Zalgo

and what does he have against poor defenseless cartoons?

He must be stopped!

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)

Sneaky CDC too!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)

this whole thing confuses me greatly

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)

Im a little confused, but I like the sombrero

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)

I have that

exact sombrero!

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)

You had a birthday party at Chevy's Mexican Grill

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)

Nope,

Bufallo Joes in Glasgow. I bought it to distract from the fact that I'd forgot to order a taxi and we were all stranded. It worked, amazingly.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

Haha

I do love these, so I'm going to repost something tenuously related for the second time in 48 hours.

Maybe I should write ZALGO in the last frame...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)

Anyone else noticed this?

_{Q&D I only have paints}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)

^this

I keep trying to use @

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)

I dont use twitter.... I dont see the point

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)

Hello Claire Smith

*Searches* How many can there be?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)

Probably quite a few.....

Over 500 apparently

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)

You actually searched O_o

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

It took 2 seconds

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)

OMG! TOTL WAIST OF TIEM!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)

Indeed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)

WAT NOW?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)

WATT?

40 or 100?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)

GIGA WATTS?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)

1.21?!?!?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)

I know one.

Different one though, by the looks of the top of her head...

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)

Fat sheffield girl who loves america....?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)

No!

Bradford lass...not particularly fat, no particularly strong views on america as far as I know.

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)

Haha you cranial fetishist

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)

ooohhh...

I like a nice zygomatic arch in a woman! ;)

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)

And the occasional phrenology session

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)

feeling each other's bumps

can be fun!

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)

I finally understand that crazy Black Eyed Peas song.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)

Funnily enough, yes

Also hello. Good St. Paddy's day?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)

Me no drinky.... 4 fucking weeks!!!! :((((((((((

But this friday my mate is coming up who owes me money, so I has a few beers :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)

Haha

4 weeks, fuck me!

we need another sheff bash

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)

Not until after loan, or finish uni..... work mounting up big time

Final year is gay

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)

Jesus. Get a job you hippy!

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)

>:(

I dont have time....

and I really dont want a job when I graduate.

Season in the alps FTW!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)

Just aim for a Phd.

A sure fire way of ensuring you do absolutely fucking nothing productive for the most active years of your life ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)

I thought about phd, but then thought against it

3+ years on the same project, I can barely manage 3 minutes on the same project

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)

I hear this everyday.

Edit: and I graduated last year!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)

I didn't even go to Uni until I was 27

had a business and had done my service.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)

I didn't go until I was 22

and had worked and travelled a bit.

I'd had enough of education after school...needed a break.

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

I went at 18

and are regretting not taking at least a gap year

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

take some time out

and travel next year for a bit - get a job and live abroad, preferably. Be good for you, lad!

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)

That is what I want to do

Alot of my friends are gonna do phds, some have jobs.

I dont want my life to be over yet...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)

If you even have a slight interest in Japan

I can reccomend JET - it's one of the best international exchange programmes (or at leat it was 10 years ago!)

All you need is a degree and they give you a job, a house and a car out there if you're lucky.

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)

No, I have no interest in that area of the world

Ideally, scandinavia, the alps, the rockys, whistler...

But it shouldnt be too hard to find a job with a masters in Chemical Engineering

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)

aha!

Japanese skiing's OK. But the slopes are too crowded! ;)

edit: and no, you should get a job no probs...

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)

Thats why I listed those places, and the english there will be a lot better :D

I'd happily work in a bar or shitty office tho if I was abroad, I just want out of this wanky country

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)

haha!

you might be surprised what you'll miss about this wanky country when you're abroad. It was always branston pickle and a decent cuppa for me!

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)

I can import tea :P

And as long as there is meat, I'll be happy :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)

There's

always meat! :)

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)

Then I will be happy :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)

Damnit, I need a job.

*shreds Fine Art Degree*

Also: Well done you :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)

I wouldnt wipe my arse with one of them.....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)

Bastard.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)

I succumbed to twitter

and am starting to feel the shame

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9282438

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)

you're missing out on very little

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)

I know

/han solo blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)

Everyone keeps saying this

but I don't use twitter so I'll just have to believe people. I prefer the old facebook though.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)

I liked it when facebook was just for students

not when chavs from primary school added you then wrote stuff like

"alrite m8, howz it goinz, wot u up 2 now?"
And shit like that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)

and Dunblane survivors.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

I resonate with your sentiments there.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)

I cant seem to get the hang of it myself.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

Haha meals on wheel app!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)

Hee hee....

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What's the point of having a new cardigan if you can't get excited about it !!
.

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paranoiaman, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)

Every single scrap of this is made of pure win!!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)

This is most good, MOST GOOD!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)

ahhhhahhhahh that is fucking capital

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

(1.618..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)

hahaha

kill it with spang hammers

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)

may as well get involved ;D

top prezelling!

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

Charles Chickens?

Woo to the pics!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)

pffffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)

Great Eggspectations?

woo!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)

Ive never tried meatloaf before... looks tasty

(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)

haha!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

Hahaha looks tasty

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)

That's actually quite disturbing

I think it's the levitating eyebrows

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)

Accuracy now included.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)

Hahaha fuck!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)

Arf! Eat that!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)

You wouldn't want to be incest raped by that

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

Ha ha ha

Just in time for me to shoe horn this one in!

I've "borrowed" the evil garfield from your strip evilscary, hope you don;t mind, I'll owe you a pint :)

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

HAHAHA!!

also: here's what's for breakfast ;D

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)

hahaha

someone advised me to google jar squatter over on /links and now i think my brain is borked

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

ewwww

I heard about that but couldn't bring myself to watch it

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

I watched it.

It's fucking EPIC.

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)

i fail to understand why/how he remains so calm throughout the whole process

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)

I've seen that

I still have nightmares about the sound

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

your celphone takes pretty low quality video

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

I keep hearing popping and crackling when I sit down

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

oh snap!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

Hahaha!

He's gonna pebbledash the room

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

Oh my.

The mind boggles............ How's he going to eat it?

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

what the...!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

What the hell!?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)

haha!

I definitely have no desire to view the source...

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)

I only shopped the cereal box in crudely

and cut away the rest of the naked woman (funnily enough, not two men!) to attempt to make it slightly less nsfw

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)

Ah!

I had assumed it was a chap in that rather undignified position!

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enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)

that's funny, I did too.

after further inspection of the video clip, i realized the funnel would have been a few centimeters to our left if the recipient was male.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)

O_o

transfixing

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

hahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)

Ahahahahah!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)

This

has me roffling big time.
I will recall this at the most inopportune moments!

*click*

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)

LOCO-POPS : D

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Yay!

Shame they're so expensive, coco pops are quite nice.
Still, rice krispies and chocolate milk shake powder seems to work.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)

crumpets work better

one of the few reasons im glad i was born in britain is crumpets, they're fucking greaaaat

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)

Hahaha, you aint half good :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)

Gert Lush! Woo!

Also:

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)

: D

Bristol?

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Bristol Stool Chart?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

Aye.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)

Oh I've missed you, me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

Me too.

or You too...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)

haha love it!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

Har!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)

haha! lovely

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

*tilts*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)

I was expecting a steam locomotive :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)

Now he am warm

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

Suffocation warning.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

Hahahaha

WOO You!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

thank ya!

couldnt resist :D

you amazinged job swine :p

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

Your pics always make such good sources :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

Ah hah!

I took that on my first proper camera

I need to sleep; sleepy tight guys! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

i like monkeys

(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

Awwww poor babby

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

So I hear this model was taken off the shelves...

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)

D-:

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)

Hahaha

just for the Logo.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

I'll take that complement

and feel warm and fuzzy

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

this^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

dance molly dance!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

NO! Go back to your caravan and cry!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)

Wah wah wah!

I can't diet because I don't have enough time to not stuff my face with burgers *fat sadface*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

she can't help her metalballism

she's just fat boned.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

Yeah but she CAN help not putting herself on Tv.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

hahaha

if i were drinking tea it would have been spat out

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)

i really like this crisp aand fluid crazy thingy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

Variations on a theme...

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)

Hahaha I LOVE this meme

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ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)

Busy day...

(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)

pew pew pew

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

phenomenal font matching there!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)

That is funny.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)

hahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

I'll just drop this here rather than start anew

My mate's GF doesn't like SA because she says his eyebrows are too big, I don't know what she's on about.

Still loving the Garfield stuff, pity there's so few Garfield strips as source material.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)

Hahahahahahahhahah

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

Hahahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

Fucking right.

hahaha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

beautiful!

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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)

My dog died shortly after this incident

Click for bigger (72 kb)

at least he went out in style :D

(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

Arf - That really is a wonder!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

Stevie Wonder ate my dog.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)

Lesson learned.

Do not feed your dog cotton wool.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)

Step one:

Do not feed your Stevie Wonder a dog.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)

Much better idea.

Solve the problem at the root.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)

Is that.....

not what we call a top down bottom up argument??

(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

Vertically-integrated...something-or-other.

I dunno.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

ha ha!

nice pic though....

(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)

Stevie wonder, he wondered what you look like.... Stevie wonder, he wondered what you looked like...

To the tune of this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioCBlvrAhLU

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)

get me to the church on time

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)

Can it be milked?

/out of context entirely

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)

Would....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)

BLOODY HELL!

What does its husband look like?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)

Jim Carey.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)

Good grief!

What a beautiful bride she is.
I think.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

Would.

Oustanding stuff there sir!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

I love this

but I will not marry it as that would be bigamy
what in blazes is the accursed thing?

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)

Don't know.

It's a fabulous shot of some description of fly covered in dew. It just looked like a wedding veil so I butchered it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)

It's scary that a nice pair of eyes can make it

hard to see the hideous fly behind them.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

haha

those eyes are off a hideous bird.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

Mum?

(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

Shitbreak?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)

Good god

I have to shoot a wedding at Kenwood House this weekend

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)

*Sub-Woofers*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)

Mafia?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)

Wendy's dad is in the CIA

I doubt i'll pull it off :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)

good stuff :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

sweet!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)

my vibratin' cock!

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)

Blorm.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)

eh?

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)

he said 'Blorm.'

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

Roast it with chips and serve

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)

Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)

That programme shouldn't be funny.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)

But it is

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)

It is, yes.

But not because I can relate to it in any way, shape or form. No way. Not at all.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)

No...not because you actually get the geeky jokes and are not just laughing at them because they are geeks.....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)

Absolutely!

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)

I've just pulled back the lid to a cherry muller light yoghurt

and it lloks like someone's chewed up some placenta and spat it into a pot. Tastes like an Angles fanny though.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)

But do you like it?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)

I do enjoy the pleasant taste of Angelic Gash

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)

Even if it looks like angelic gash on the blob?

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

Angelic Rainbow Kiss

Sounds great doesn't it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

Better than I imagine it looks, at least

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)

Who knows, but I aim to find out one day.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

Well I don't know about angels...

...but there's a website called MyBeautifulCervix (I think it was in the newsletter) that might satisfy your curiosity vis-a-vis the blob on a mortal woman.

Not for the squeamish, obviously.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

...

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)

You've done this well

But I'm afraid its bindun to death.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)

i figured it probably would have

but i hadn seen it and i was bored

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

bindun, but not as lovely as this

*clicks*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)

Sorry

All I could think of with headline

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)

Dire film

Nice pic :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)

Ah, i'll leave this here

born this morning, not long before I arrived at work and got out my camera, apparently:

and four more on the way.. bit of a stud the male :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)

Aww how lovely

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)

Awwww, you have the bestest of jobs :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)

It is a bit ace :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

I hate you! ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)

Aww

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

That'll be going straight into the advertising, then? "Come and see the incredibly cute baby thingies"?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)

We don't press release stuff like this for a week or so incase they die

But Bolivian squirrel Monkeys, I left my other camera card at work with everything on it!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)

When I was at port lympne they had a weekly newsletter

with all the births and deaths in it amoungst other things.

It was always sad to see how many little uns dont make it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

We lost one last week

tricky situation

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

...

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)

Noughts and crosses

The war preventor

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

Would you like to play Thermonuclear War?

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)

No.

*hides thermal detonator*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)

*WOPR dials your computer*

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)

*The computer you dialled has not been recognised, you want to go home and re-think your life*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)

Top tic tac toe tactics.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)

Hahahaha lovely

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)

gotta love this^

:o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)

:¬D

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)

Nice

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)

When I watch this

I hear the Terrahawks theme

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)

Recently released photo of the 1964 US Rocket Cat programme

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

I bet it didn't work.

No windows see.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)

B47 + Cat =

No more pigeon problem. Win!

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)

I could just hear the captain say, "ok, prepare to drop fleas, NOW"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)

Banned by the coalition :(

Killjoys!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)

Crudely animated cock

(P J Hemsby The bloody speed is bloody surf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

The Australian Army needs artillery like this in Afghanistan

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)

Tingle tingle tingle wee.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)

why

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)

not?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)

Consult a urologist

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

Why, should my custard coloured spunk not explode on contact?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)

It all depends on whether you consumed liquid dynamite the night before

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)

Funny story;

My mate's just been SpermJacked.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)

O-kay...

Wosssat mean then?

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)

Some bint stole the used condom he used on her.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

But...but...

Why would she do this?

Protein shake for later?
To get herself up the duff?
To make novelty ice cubes?

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)

All valid reasons,

but I'm assuming number two is the plan.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)

I can't help but wonder what the legal position on that is.

Like, is there anything on the statute books about jizztheft?

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

That's what we were just discussing. I'm guessing he hasn't

technically given her any consent to his sperm seeing as he used a pregnancy prevention aid.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)

Exactly.

At the very least it should give him a strong case if when she comes around with a baby in tow and a begging bowl outstretched.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

That's CAC(k)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

that reminds me, tangentially...

of a possibly NSFW nightmare involving drapes
ancient repost

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

Ha-ha!

Holy fuck!

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)

oh noes!

the curse of the twitching curtains has claimed another pair of eyes :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)

There should be a badge of some sort.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)

It looks like the old Iraqi Minister of Information has a new job

Sorry...

Edit: Oh bugger! I should've posted this in the thread below... oh well

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)

uhoh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)

haha. Is that Fraser?

No no no no no, there was no interest in ideas for the challenge this week. We don't even have a challenge competition on b3ta and it definitely will not be anything to do with fonts because rob laughed at 1 joke.
This weeks challenge. Lolfonts.

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)

apparently it was Rob's idea this week...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)

yeah.

That's kind of what I was getting at but worded badly. Just that Fraser is Rob's comical Ali.
"Look, just get out there and tell them any old bollocks but don't tell the truth" ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)

Wait... "comical Ali"?

Ally, surely? Or maybe I'm missing something.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

It's all lies!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)

I rolled in from the pub. I'm also not smart.

These are my excuses.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

this Fritzl business has gone on long enough

*puts file in cellar*

Damn, it's what he wanted!!!!

PS I'm having an op on thursday, long term sick for meeeeeeeee :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)

holy crappicus...

whaddup homeslice?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)

No its his body getting sliced, not his home

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)

funnily enough

a pilonial sinus, so "holy crap homeslice" is uncannily close :(

EDIT I think I'll be pulling this face during the op ;p

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)

*googles*

*regrets*

Jeccius has a sore botty!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

A friend of mine had that done

I hope you get over it quickly and don't have to spend too much time on your belly.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

*pokes*

how did your DJ set go?

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

You should wear this t-shirt when you go

www.bearskinrug.co.uk/_articles/2005/06/07/stabby_mcknife/hero.jpg

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)

hehehe

I likesy :)

EDIT;

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)

it's a twitch in your diaphragm, isn't it?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

I got the taste for a stab sesh now.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing!

(jabs knife and makes kung-fu style shouts)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)

It's actually quite hard to stab in a straight line, slashing main

arteries and tendons is visually more spectacular.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)

woo for non-conformance

way to go bargy!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)

Oh shit, his name's bargearse, I always read it as Bagarse...

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)

;)

a true fuckin hero!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)

I dont know him, but I take your word on it :)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

i may still need it!

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahf77qzEnE

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)

Ok I believe you.... hero

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)

I've never read it as 'Bargearse' either. Not sure what I thought it said though.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)

Cheers Zank

I new you'd be impressed. The Colonials will rise again!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

fuck that

to much like hard work - i bags we ~~just have a couple~~ get completely shitfaced and larf!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

Hahaha - yes we should.

Are you coming up to sydney at all in the near future?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)

been up 8 times this year already.....

immigration keep sending me back!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)

Argh!

Next time you're up we'll have to arrange beers with Gronky, k3b/-\b and i'll try and get Pigeon Nipples down from Newcastle

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)

with all the positive eneregy i can muster

i can only foresee this ending in doom and thus IT HAS TO BE DONE!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)

Too right! Melbourne Bitter meets Bondi Blonde!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)

blandest beer battle at bendy band bar!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)

in Balmain and Ballarat!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

I wish I was there :(

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

I don't want to see Kebab though. Eeew.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

He is a funny bugger though

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)

You'll be with us in spirit or spirits!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)

I'm planning a trippy sometime this year though.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)

Yay!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)

If I find the cash - I'll harass you.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)

Now do Frank Spencer.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)

Have a quick pearoast

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)

hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)

I wish he just said where Maddie is

so we can all get back to normal business

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)

That would be funny if the two stories were linked

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

"there are no children in cellar, they were just many cats"

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)

He is watching

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

yes!

shake it kitty, you wont break it!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)

COME ON EVERYBODY! LET'S TWIST AGAIN, LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)

What the...

hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)

Real Fire!

I am Fail.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)

not so..

any crazycatlady pic = doublewin by universally recognised laws!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)

*Holds trophy upside down*

\o/

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)

oh gee!

He could make a pizza whilst he was in there

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

See proof

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)

Excellent

Allow me to repost this "reveal" from this morning.

I used a special paparazzi reality-altering lens.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)

glad you like

I need someone to get this onto a tabloid newspaper. See if they push it as a fake or an exclusive...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)

You never know, you might get $50k for it.

The Daily Telegraph, here in Sydney, would print anything

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)

ha!

that would be a marvellous coup. Ah, Sydney. Haven't been in over 20 years. Wish I'd stayed :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)

Come back! You know you want to!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)

hahahahaha - the screws need guitars

big flashy red flying V's!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)

ha!

are you suggesting this looks like a rock band making an entrance?

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)

haha - he could be an old obscure Austrian rocker making a comeback!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)

hahahahahahah

Fritzl is Diesel AICMFAUD!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Either that or Fritzl used to play bass for the Skyhooks

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)

Greg Macainsh is so gonna sue your arse!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)

HAHAHA

I picked the Skyhooks from my "Random 70s Aussie Band" generator.

It's not my fault - honest!
lol

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)

I knew it was him all along.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)

FRANK!

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Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)

Frank Sidebottom!

I do indeed like this - hence why I've just clicked upon it.

(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)

I don't really like jokes about that creepy sick bastard.

And Fritzl's a twat too.

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nick the greek, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ZALG... i mean FRANK SIDEBOTTOM

equally terrifying

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spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)

*shudders*

this scarred me for life :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

Oh sidebottom....

not again!

(sludgebucket, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)

Sorry if it's bindun

(oursoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)

Her underline is showing

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)

erm...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)

O_O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)

....isn't that your face?

Does anyone else NOT like big boobs? ....just me? i'll get my coat...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)

Yes

and yes

I don't particularly like big boobs.

These ones are particularly rediculous though. I mean, what would one do with them?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)

Suffocate?

(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)

Pilates?

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

Seeing that you are Dutch

perhaps you could use them to park your bicycle?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

"excuse me madam, may I park my bicycle between your bosoms?"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)

People with their front teeth missing are called bicycle racks over here

but you may be on to something

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)

speaking of teeth...

where can i get all my teeth taken out and replaced with metal/plastic ones? i'm fed up of these fillings breaking/falling out

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)

shop.lego.com

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)

pfft

seriously...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)

Funnily enough

you will need a dentist for that. ( you can get replacement crowns in all kinds of metals )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)

aint got one

...not for about 90 miles even then there is a huge waiting list

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'm about to have

2 crowns replaced as I keep breaking them. I told my Mrs I had asked for them to be platinum with a ruby studded in one.
You should have heard the noise :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)

I do.

But yes, those are fucking ridiculous

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)

oooo.

(sludgebucket, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)

I don't really either.

Despite the fact I had a really vivid dream last night which involved multibreasted women with massive teats begging me to drink their milk.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)

O_o

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)

Thankfully my subconscious stopped short of giving them all dick nipples, but they were pretty big from what I remember.

At least the length of a finger and significantly thicker.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)

Tiny eyes on them too?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)

Dick nipples?

One day they are going to invent a technology to record dreams to PC and then YouTube is going to fucking ROCK.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)

Mine pretty much always involve my teeth either falling out, cracking, or just realising I don't have any teeth, regardless of the context of the rest of the dream.

I managed once to actually realise that because my teeth had cracked I must be dreaming, but I still didn't do all that lucid dreaming shit. THEY LIED MAN!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)

I can direct my dreams to some degree

But I'm not sure it actually qualifies as lucid dreaming. They're always very vivid though.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

That's linked to death you know.

In regards to dreams.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)

I've heard it was related to anxiety.

Which proves that dream analysis is largely pointless.

"What's that, you had a dream where you were trying to flee and forced into a corner where you had to hack up zombies with an axe...Well yes it could be related to playing the Ravenholm level in Half Life 2, or it could be because you want to have sex with your mother whilst stabbing your father.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)

Still, interesting though.

I always have the slow mo running dream and the falling off a pavement that has no floor which ends up waking you in a state of shock dream.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

Just how multibreasted?

On the Jiff Scale?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)

Who is Jiff Scale?

But no, I think one had eight like a cow and the other woman just had a massive pair.

After that Bruce Campbell fought an intergalatic war, turned into Alan Shearer and captured the Afgan nomad army in a magic thunder crystal.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)

Haha awesome

Mine usually involve traveling in large buses/aircraft/boats, with just one large compartment and no chairs. They're full of people I know or don't know.
It's always sunny out, there's usually immense castles and beautiful glistening lakes or oceans.
We need to change vehicles all the time, and we have a hard time getting anywhere, but the view out is lovely.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)

Mine always involve my teeth falling out to some degree, but the actual dream is generally just fairly random and bizaare.

Only the second sexual dream I've ever actually had though, they are usually gun fights, giant monsters which make no sense, people which make no sense.

Or of course the immortal one where an ambulance was being driven by a collection of evil watercooler bottles.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)

Pffft haha @ water bottles

Mine rarely make sense either. My girlfriend only dreams sensible things. Things that might happen or happened at work.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)

I once had one where a Mexican waiter in a tux was jerking off into a bowl of braised carrots.

I actually woke myself up laughing.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)

This multibreasted?

z.about.com/d/cruises/1/0/G/g/3/Ephesus104.JPG

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)

9 on the Yiff Scale

on account of no pointy ears

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)

Maybe they were lobbed off along with her nose.

And she would actually projectile lactate when an offering was made to her. Obviously by way of SCIENCE.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)

Most of the men I know don't like them

but of course, they could be lying.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)

I just don't see...

...how a woman can be particularly athletic in the sack when she's hauling around those socking great things.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)

It gives projectile motion a new meaning

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)

Don't get me wrong,

because I agree with Spacefish down there. It's just that while I don't mind ending up in casualty after sex, I'd rather it wasn't with breast-induced concussion.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)

I think they may be telling the truth

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)

big or small, i've never met a breast i didn't like

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spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)

But shirley you must have preferences

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)

HAHA! FELDMAN!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)

hahaha!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

Is it cos he is (cooper) black?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

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