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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# sweet shuddering fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# well, that's a bit unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I think he's looking at your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)
# FFFUUUUUUUUUCCCKK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# AARGH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# hmmm deja vu?
www.b3ta.com/board/9319315

actually, not quite the same...
(tool, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# HELLO, TOOL
 
bless me, Father, for I have knowingly used a 4chan meme on b3ta
encyclopediadramatica.com/Cockmongler
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Cockmongmonkeygler!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# ahaaaaa
new teef and contact lenses............:):)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Sweeet
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
HALLO SMILEY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Hey guys, look, I'm making fun of TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# tv is overrated
although flight of the conchords is pretty funny
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# TV
is good now. Stewart Lee has a series.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Flight of the Conchords makes me happy.
My Jemaine was actually supposed to be Dr. Chase, but it failed just a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# I was looking at some House fan fiction in Polish today
uzaleznionaodlekomana.blog.onet.pl/1,AR3_2008-04_2008-04-01_2008-04-30,index.html
scroll down for wallpapers..

I don't think it was Lupus.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Ok, the one with the glove scares me a bit.
And the one like 'My body for him'. Weird.


And the random nature photos at the end. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# hahaha this one
img361.imageshack.us/img361/8098/tapetkyahs6.jpg

the wide range of House MD's emotions, there. Boring, Satisfaction, Naked - they're all there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Magic.
Hahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Right, I'm off! Have some Geriatric Park
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# It's around here somewhere, Ethel ....
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# haha :D
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# roar etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# ROARRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# roar
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# hey has anyone seen that picture of hulk hogan at the world trade centre
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Which one is that?
I don't think it has ever been posted on this site...ever...
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Just pissing around with filters to create that distorted TV effect...


Click for bigger (230 kb)
...note my el Mexicano facial fluff!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I like this. Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# It's me!
Will!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# *obeys
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Good!
Now bring me nachos!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Bugger, i've run out. Would you like some gluten free, fat free, sugar free, cholesterol free, taste free, tofu?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# In a word, no.
In a long word, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...but thanks for the offer!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# YOU'RE WATCHING BEARD TV
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# AT LAST I HAVE CONTROL OF YOUR TV SET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# goddammit i am doing some truly horrific farts today
too much felafel last night methinks
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# DO NOT LIGHT UP!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# DANGERFART THE MUSICAL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# your tv is distorted, you might want to fix that


my tv isn't distorted but I think there's still something wrong with it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Yaa he's gonna get chomped!


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# hehehe
also:

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# This happens every time you fist your missus
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# there's a lot of chewed up Domokun out there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Poor Domo - the dog should have swallowed...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Bloody G20 protesters
hurling around their Starbucks cappuccinos, communist cunts

Domo might have been hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Nick Drake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# KILLED HIMSELF
a light balb and a bath to far
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# :((((((((((((
I'M UNHAPPY.

I love him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# dirty get


EDIT: fixerd..
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# the bigger version was well worth it.
Really worth my time it was.

edit: lulz
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# When Harry met Svenno....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# KAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Haha. There's no stopping Svenno.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Hahaha - yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# haha
he's at it again:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# geeklols :)
I'll tell you the trouble with trifles.. they're a bunch of racist cunts, that's what.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Needs more 'gagh'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Hmmmmm, gagh.
Wiggly goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# MERKINS.
 


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# ZOMG! GOOGLE PLANE ATTACKS!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Tell Nick Pope!
He'll get excited and say it's overwhelming proof for life on other planets.
As usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Neeeeeeeeeeeeooowwwwwwwmmmmmm
(sound of plane crashing)

I do like the people with blurred faces on google street view
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I've been spending way too much tiem on it.
Just driving round housing estates.

I need to die...now.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I found my house here (uni house)
But I havent looked at anything else yet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# what job do you want when you graduate?
I found my workmate on his bike, and I remember seeing the Google car, but no luck for me. :(

Edit: Workmate lols: tinyurl.com/cy7ueu
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Well I'll hopefully have a 2:1 Masters in Chemical Engineering
Any job would be good.

I am tempted to do a season in les alps, but would still need something to fill the time between july and dec and then would need a job after that...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Sorry not really my area, good luck though, hope you get the 2:1.
Sometimes I miss Uni, it really opened my eyes after being institutionlized wtih my parents.

Go to the Alps sir. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Ideally I wanna work abroad....
but probably working UK first is the best bet as people dont want people who are only just graduates.

Alps would be amazing, but I can't see it eating into my £18k or so debt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Ouch! 18k hurts. If you can manage a stint in the UK first it might benefit you muchly.
Wish I could help, I just don't know much about Chemical Engineering.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# 4 years my friend, 4 years of fun! :D
Haha, yeah, but I wanna get the fuck out of this shit country asap.
Doesnt help that Im graduating in probably the worst time to look for a job in recent years
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Hmm this is true....
*packs bag*

lets get the fuck outta here.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Maybe work 2 years, fuck off could be in order
Live abroad 10 years and they write off student loan :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I recommend this course of action.
Get out before we all get dirty-bombed in the UK.

*awaits epiphany's biography*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# yay! Clean air!
My biography will be boring...

The best quote will be waking up to find sick in my bed and saying to my housemates
"Someone's been sick in my bed"

Turns out...
it was my sick
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# waaait, wait for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# This is you this is, doing science
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# No! I do engineering..... but I am in labs all day tomorrow
with a lab coat and powders and a huge mixer :D

This guy infact
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# oh hai, giv me chemicalz
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# POWER AND LIQUID OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Oh look it's my house LOLOLOL
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# you must know the Artic Monkeys.
HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# HAHAHA IVE MET THEM AND EVERYTHING*
*may be complete lies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# a friend of a friend of a friend
knew the guy off their first album cover, he had slept with his girlfriend and he had to see his face in every shop he went to
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I know someone who's mates with someone who slept with calvin from hollyoaks when he came to the union LOL
Minor celebrity amoungst students sexing LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
#
i think he lived in my mate's flats for a short time (nr. peace gdns). but i could be getting confused with someone else from hollyoaks...
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# pahahaha
this is great.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# awesome...
have just realised you can 'drive' around street view, like some old school driving game using the arrow keys :D
(tool, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Yup, tis cool
you can also rotate 360% and zoom in some.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Reminds me of "The Streaker" from Marshal Law (the antihero comic strip)
He had superspeed and was able to vibrate his danglies so fast they blurred so he didn't have to wear his costume and could go around nekkid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Is there a hidden quo?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Scary tiem


Click for bigger (394 kb)
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I for one am shitting myself at your fingers over the lense
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# maybe this has been taken from inside a coffin and he's actually been dead for 10 years or something
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I'm off to bed.
I want you all to know that I love you, though.
Godnight /board. Keep safe.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# 'waves'
'surfs'

:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# the coreys am not Jon Spencer
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# that looks
like a ball, floating in blackness
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
#
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# DEATH METTULLL HRRGGHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Hahahahahah
BROOTAL!
*headbangs*





I wish I had the hair to pull of headbanging. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# GROW IT THEN YOU BOY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I have a tip...
stop cutting it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# stop that!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# ahahah
win!

"Halp us blow our bike tyre up you nonce!"
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# ^^This
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# there is already a banging donk on it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# awesome :D
I was thinking about shoppin something with monkeys in it earlier but then looking for a source I found this guy and it stopped me in my tracks as I didn't think I could make anything better than that image.

EDIT: does that other monkey have the violent one on a leash? It's his violent monkey bitch.

EDIT EDIT: congrats on the fp :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# hehe
he is tremendously happy.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# it is a beautiful piece of imagery
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Happy monkey is happy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# happy because he is not dressed like humans dressed as food
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Surely that would only make him happier
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Also
Anyone wanna give me a job once I graduate?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# this vote needs a recount
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
#
What is happier?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Bollocks, this is fixed
this is fixedWheres the dogs as people as food lovers when you need them!

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# dressed as people dressed as food!!
dressed as people dressed as food!!
...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I wonder what that expression means to a monkey, though.
Possibly "get the fuck away from me".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# mostly all I could think about was it's uncanny resemblance to Bruce Forsythe
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# All this time Brucie has being desperately pleading to be left alone in monkey language.
It's a tragic story.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# that is outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# no way of im proving it
other than perhaps a cdc.

but that obviously goes without saying,

although now it currently goes with saying.. as I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# now THAT is what I call a shit-eating grin
 
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# yes the grimey stains worried mesome what
but then I thought.. sod it.. he's really happy, who are we to judge him for that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHHAHHHHAHHH
fuck yes

WHO IS READY FOR SOME MONKEY PUNISHMENT?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Harder!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# beeeeotiful
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Hahahaha twat him you twat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Nice one on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# :(
www.b3ta.com/board/9033320

Well, you did :p
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# damn
A source this good, I assumed it may have been done before.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# thought I'd seen it before
think of it as an FP by proxy
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# haha
he's gettin' a good mcbadgering:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Needs more LightSaberage!


Sorry for shitness 'tis my first time playing with animated .gif
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Monkeys Win for me Every Time
Woot! Good work
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ooo
I've heard of spankey the monkey
this is what happens when they fight back ;)
serves the cunt right
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Hm... seems the monkey got PETA'ised
If you don't know wth is PETA then follow link:
www.peta.org
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Fri 3 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# ooooh, i like how it loominesses!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Not enough Escher.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# One school I went to had this cubic bubble setup
so we could dunk cubes and tetrahedrons into soap

the bubbles weren't square so we'd just squirt washing up liquid at each other.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# cor
loverly!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# purdy blue cuboid
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Balletic!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# "There once was a line..."
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I pledge and support the elimination of the derogatory use of the r-word from everyday speech and promote the acceptance and inclusion of people with intellectual disabilities.

www.r-word.org/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# RAPE: FOR LIFE, NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# robots?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# What...
robert?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# what......
rigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# ohhhh.. NAGGERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# made
me chuckle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I have no idea why I did this


but I did.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Light Ning !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I don't think you NEED
a reason. I like it. But I dont know why.

oh fuck it's full of staars
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Galiot de Genouillac ...


So, I was looking at some of the potraits of the French nobility around the time of Hendry VIII, thinking who would make a suitable wife... and well what do you think of this stunner?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Scrotum bearded freak!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# looks like mum
Yay, momCORP's friendly CEO
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Hmmmm....
You've got a point there... I may be able to make some progress with this idea now... (or I'll just wait until new image challenge, because ideas are not coming easy to me this week)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# : D BOINK!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
#
whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# and now the interview has been pushed back to this afternoon.
I hope this isn't an indication of how organised my future boss will be
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# It's an indication of how busy your future boss is
and why they really need your services!

True story: I found my job on a website, the guy had advertised for a casual technician. I didn't read the advert until after the applications window had closed but since he put his company name on the advert... I looked him up, found out his details, sent an email saying "Hi, I'm local. I know apps are closed but here I am anyway. Let's talk." He emails me back with "err yeah, come on in for a chat. Haven't actually read any of the 100 or so submissions." 3 years and countless mental health days later, I'm still here!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Is a casual technician
like my casual plumber? You just work when you feel like it?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# "becuz the dad’s name on the birth certificate is going to be I live in a house with four guys. It could have been any one of them."
 
that is pretty funny
I like the background images of birth control
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha. yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Ring it again!
Yays
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Woo!
*orders eleventy for home*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# this smiles me
like the way he/she uses their entire hand to press the button
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I can hear it from here . . . Ooooooow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I love the intensity that he puts into ringing.
ACME! I should have known.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# It's a good day for a bad day


6x9". Didn't quite turn out as I would have liked, but i was able to take a couple things away from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# it's nice day for a dull day.
IT'S THE RIGHT TIME
TO BE SAVED

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Ha. I didn't see the body at first, it merged into the ground.
MAN SNUBS GIANT HEAD
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# He didn't want to acknowledge it
in case it wasn't really there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Smoke on the horizon.
Is it victory, failure, or just an amusing interlude to a nice walk on the shore.
Perhaps all of them at once. Nice work as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Smoke on the water
Fi-ya in the sky
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Nice
I really like the perspective
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ok so now my interview is in an hour or so
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# good lucks
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# BABIES WITH BEARDS AND RESPONSIBLE JOBS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# : )>
www.secretlair.com/babieswithbeards/history.shtml
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# You can do it! Think positive!
However, you can't walk on water, or fly. It would be dangerous to think positive about those things. Only think positive about things you can actually do, is what I'm saying here. And to be honest, there's a lot more of the other kind of thing. So, on balance, think negative. But with certain extremely rare exceptions!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# It's possible to do a little jump on water if you have some good counterweights and the right technique
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I bet that would be pretty pro-active.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# You can walk on water if you have large polystyrene floats on your feet
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I expect that's how Jesus did it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Jesus had a jetski
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# JESUS WAS A JETSKI
 
HE COULD BE ANYTHING HE WANTED TO BE AT ANY TIME HE WANTED TO BE IT
JESUS WAS WAY COOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# he turned water into wine and i bet that if he wanted he could turn wheat into marijuana or vitamins into amphetamines
that is so cool
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# he could have baked the most delicious chocolate cake
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Walking on water is easy.
Just make sure you do it at the right time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I could probably also walk on top of a very small amount of water on a smooth surface.
This is why I'm too overqualified for any job.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# A high rate of speed can also do the trick.
Although I'm not sure how fast a human would have to run to accomplish it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# depends on how long the body of water is really
i mean you could probably get a few meters across if you were going above 50km/h.

Maybe it would be better to try and roll rather than run though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# i like the style
GJ
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Nice and finely cut !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# ACHTUNG B3TA!


(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# BEHIIIIIND YOUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# which reminds me of a funny story...
When Bladerunner "The Director's Cut" was released, a bunch of us went down to an arthouse cinema on the other side of town to go see it. There was much excitement and tittering as everyone filed into the cinema and the lights went down... the camera zooms across the city scape as the opening credits begin... um... there's no sound! We wait patiently, someone will notice...

... no one is noticing! Then some lark 3 rows down from me starts making the sound effects for us! "Wooosh!" As a pillar of fire leaps from an exhaust port. "Boosshshshshs" as another pillar of fire leaps skyward. "Zweeeeeooommm" as the Police spinner zooms across the screen.

The screen resolves on the opening scene of Holden interviewing Leon. The wags in front of me start reciting the script. Not long before Holden asks Leon about his mother, Wag #1 yells out "LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A GUN!" at which point the entire theatre explodes into laughter. Fortunately the sound came on shortly after!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# awww. it would have been cool if the whole film went that way. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# bedroomlol
much respect to them, sounds like the improvisationers were literally having the best time
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# GET HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# YES MASTER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Ja!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# It's funny because
the half-leaf suspension on the main tank (a Czech design) is actually inferior in dynamics to the torsion bar system on the stone..ah feck it.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I so love your work!
Car lols ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Drive me closer so I can hit him with my sword!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Clobber Time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# hooray for evil wacky racers

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I've not done this in a long, long time...
linux does not make it easy to make these things y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahaha fuck yeah
Have a *click*.

Your fp with the prawn on the ladder is making me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# He hasn't got worms
he's just exercising his mules.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# What's so bad about linux?
why don't you just write your own animation tool? :P
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# linux is awesome!
I just never tried making an animated gif in the gimp before :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# You're doing it wrong
we're supposed to have a flame war right about now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# EMACS RULES
VI DROOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
My linux is so special I don't even need a flame war! Although I suspect I need to get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I do all my animation in the gimp
>10 frames, I end up thinking "why am I doing this? isn't there a better way?"
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Yup.
In the end I installed flash 8 on Wine and exported the frames that way instead because my brain melted. There's a couple of days of my life I'm not getting back.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# there's a synfig plugin to integrate with the gimp
that means you can use it like a poor man's imageready
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# of course there's a plugin for the gimp!
there's always a plugin
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# oh gods
hello hugo! woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# oh my god
Hello! Feck, it's been.. YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# hello woo!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# bloody hell!
Did you two just get released?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# yes
we had been cryogenically frozen up until now.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# blimey! you two!
things you miss when you're not paying attention...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# just a few days ago
the kids all decided to start sleeping at nighttime instead of relentlessly trying to drive us to murder/suicide/drink/drugs/younameit.

I am now officially 36 years older than I was 4 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# 36 qualifies you as grown-up!
( you don't have your brain delivered until you are 35 100% OF FACT)

welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Thanks :)
The universe thinks my body is 33, my body feels like it's 74 and my brain operates at about the age of a, oooh, 14 yr old? I'm fucking confused most of the time, let me tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# i uncovered the fucking frontpage song the other day
it must've summoned you both :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# hahah it probably did!
mail it to me please, that was awesome! hugo at hugorune com etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hmmmm
I think I still have a copy of that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# i've just posted it to hugo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# That'll defiantly get one to wonder !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahhahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# i've missed you hugo
you and popt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# we've missed you too,..
hugo cries every night.... crying crying and masturbating furiously, you know the score. :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# LOLZ
..nice one! ;¬p
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I am grinning.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# blimey!
ello you :)

ello popt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# well funny enough
I was only thinking of you the other day!
how're ye?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# getting by ta :)
things all well with you and yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# not 3 bad
life ticks on, you know the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I love pandas
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# and panda riding
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# That would be inappropriate behaviour. Not to mention YIFFY as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ok I have a job interview in 5 minutes
wish me luck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# LUCK!!!!
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I have to say "break a leg"
at least that's what I was told.
But anyway, break a leg.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# NOT YOUR OWN LEG, THOUGH.
 
START WITH THE BIGGEST, TOUGHEST LOOKING ONE ON THE PANEL
AND WHEN HE OR SHE IS CRYING ON THE GROUND, ASK IF YOU HAVE THE JOB YET
OR WHETHER ANY OTHER CUNT WOULD FUCKING LIKE SOME
THIS WILL SHOW YOU ARE A PRO-ACTIVE GO-GETTER WHO THINKS OUTSIDE THE FUCKING BOX
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# HERE I AM OUTSIDE THE FUCKING BOX WITH MY DOUBLE-BARREL SAWN-OFF
ARE YOU READY TO DISCUSS MY RELIGIOUS FUCKING HOLIDAY VACATION DAYS? YES I AM PRETTY FUCKING RELIGIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# ALSO I AM QUITE RIGHTEOUS
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A TIME WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS TESTED MY PATIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# SITUATION - ACTION - RESULT - BENEFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# SHOTGUN - KICK TO THE FACE - TEARS - GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# not baaaad
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Shame on ewe
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I like how the dress turned out.
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# here

I made this last night but didn't post it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# it's the prettiest vomit ever
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT TOOTH DECAY LOOKS LIKE UP CLOSE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Says gem-beaded to me alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# thats a special kind of lovely
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# so you told her twice?
nice as per Moffie
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Heh
cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Very nice
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)

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