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# I don't care what you think! I thought it was hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That's it I'm sending in the troops

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahaha, this is awesome.
Please breed these and have them replace mounted police.

Please...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# yay
Amanda-Storm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Duuuuuuuude!
Get out more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# but...where...how.....can it....

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
this is soooo wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I dont make any other brand
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahahahaha! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I love your Chewbacca ones
They remind me of Jane Fonda, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :d
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha, dear god sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Sorry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ah don't, he is a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# chucklesville..........art
for art's sake:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Arf too!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
rabit1
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# OI
I'm not upset with you. Next time everyone starts bitching about me because I apparently am, can you inform them that I'm not? Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I did!
but they wouldn't listen
possibly because of the soppy squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Do it HARDER.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I have a big plan for a next generation squirrel
involving 5 types of substerilization.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Just so you know I'm cool with you, though.
I thought it was very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# xD
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# oo get you
*enhuggles*

How's it going lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# It's all good, young lady *hug*
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# had a shit few weeks
but things stand every chance of looking up.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# *cuddle* oh, lovely.
I hope it does. We're here to support you, though, either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# b3tans are smashing
On upside of chucking in a crapjob is that I can once more waste all day on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *high fucking five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Ok, I missed this
Who has been upsetting you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Nobody, I upset people and I wasn't even here or involved.
I fucking win the upsetting race.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# they're jst jealous of your fab new jeans
and so am I.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Heh, thanks
they're bloody lovely and comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Ah, ok. As long as no one has upset you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# :D awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :) *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# so is THIS the shop of you?
Well.... i had no idea you looked like a mechanical rabbit pez dispenser....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Only from the best angles.
From some angles I look like the Isle of Arran.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# <something about sweet insertion>
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# At least it's not a squirrel
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# BCDEF GHIJKL?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# ALphadbixett
spaghtit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Spagtit.
That's my new insult.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# space invaders
centipede? lode runner?

mechanical squirrel?

I'm scaerad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# HAIL SCAERAD, GOD OF CONFUSION

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# yes!
he is mighty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Can it be fucked?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# not by any human
I know
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# CLIK
.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yep. That's the ticket...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahahaha
"Good afternoon sir... would you mind going round the corner to have the heart attack? Thank you so very much"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Those days are long gone man, long gone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# fuck mr policeman! hurry up!
or that guy in the grey top will get away!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Jogging without a warrant.
"You're nicked sunshine. And you too clouds, fuck all your weather types coming over here destabilising our stratosphere."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# he's asking for it!
look at him!

lying on the ground all inert and bloody!

littering that is!

with biological material!

don't you even care about the environment!

hit him a few more times!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha.
's loitering too. It still counts when you are unconscious.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# fucking mocking the police lying there near death!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# ..................burn 'em all..:(
shockin'vid....set o' cnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# a true civil servant
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone loves a Disney...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ha, at least it will be more fitting to the song :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# oh gawd
hasnt this bindun a beeelion times?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# surely he'd rather be chasing it than hugging it
:~P
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# For Henry, Saturdays couldn't come soon enough!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Your excellent picture mocks mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# this
is clik







under worng words.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# You've got a fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# heh
.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
Very nicely done :) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# awesome 'shoppage, sir! very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hehehe.. lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# heh :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Come on you reds!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# let's hope they don't lose
...or it's off with someone's head:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# click
ickcick
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# ooooh, I hope they get killed on the spikes, instead of Alfred Molina
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Your excellent picture mocks mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# .
crap
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# while the wife's away...
I decided to brighten up the place while the wife and kids were gone for a couple of days. This is the hallway that leads to the kid's room...


Monday night I did the base coat...

Tuesday night I finished up...


Rooby Dooby Doo!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Lovely Work, sir
And a remarkably tidy house, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Ooooooh, I wish MY dad'd done stuff like that.
Awesome.

Gorgeous mankittens, by the way. Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# :)
they're gorgeous in real life too. The youngest has Babar painted all over her room. My boy has clean walls... I'm going back and forth on what to do for him. Perhaps DC comics, or...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# COMIIIIIIICS
*leaps about* yes yes yes yes yes. I am officially jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I'm thinking Spiderman or maybe Thor
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# THOOOOOOOOOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# cDC comics?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# haha, wonderful! :)
will the kids be running around now and passing the same furniture and scenery repeatedly?

I hope your wife likes it, if not just say 'I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for our pesky kids'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
Running with their arms at their sides and fists bent backwards!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# It's a small house.
If they run around they have no choice but to see the same furniture repeatedly.

edit: hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha, that is ace
But I have the feeling that your wife will kill you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# they
going to kill you.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# As they're 15 and 17
perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ....murder
is not defined by age....:E
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# 8 and 9
they love the Scooby. Once they've had enough it will go the way of Noddy and be painted over.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# It's great!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# *cues chase tune*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *fires up the mystery machine*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# lovely work that
didja trace it, or was that just pure skill?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# a bit of both
I used rasterbator to output the scale I wanted and then filled in the details freehand.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# that is utterly wonderful! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Thanks, it did turn out well
otherwise, none of you would have ever seen it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# brilliant!
and if those are your kids you've just put on the internet, they are very beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Thanks, they're not that young anymore
nor that innocent. Now they're yellow belts in Karate and pack a mean punch
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Yay!
Thats ace.
Do you have a rockabilly hallway?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# door to the right is the office... The Rockabilly office!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hurrah!
All you need now is a skiffle cellar and all will be complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# From the 1st pic, I thought you were drawing a CDC!

* Disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# haha that's fab sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# keep up the good work
make multiple copies of the framed photos every few feet along the wall, possibly with a repeated knight in armour or grandfather clock
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# HAHAHAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# hahah!!!
fantastic! no scrappy either! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# dont cross da memes:O
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# THE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ^DIS!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# DAS.
.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# it comes?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# five pounds
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# it ejaculates five pounds of cum?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# no
snotty tencales
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Give me, give me, give me, give me, FRIED CHICKEN!
It looks nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Keep the girl, lose the phallus
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# so what is it that does it for you, the tentacles, or the huge CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# All of the above...
my 'thing' is a broad church (if you see what I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Your penis is shaped like a transcept?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# All robots this way please...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# hehehe a big ol' bindun, but very nicely all the same :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Shucks!
Ta anyway...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# hahahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I should check if it's been done - but I can't be arsed
Unlike Freddie Mercury - arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha, suits him
If he came back, I think he would kill the rest of Queen

Hello all

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# apart from John. John quit while he was ahead
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# John is still there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# he's not in queen anymore though
that's just Brian and Roger.
John quit pre-2000
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# did he quit, but not telling anyone and still turns up?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# He quit and didn't tell anyone and nobody noticed he wasn't there
He also seemed to age a lot faster than everyone else. I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# he doesn't turn up though (to perform, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# So, not really Queen, anymore then - really?
I can't help thinking that with no John and Mr M, not quite the same band, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hehe definitely not, but they kept the name for all stuff post-2001
£ signs ahoy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Not really, no
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# :(
*fondly recalls 'Kind of Magic' tour at Wembley*

happy days....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# so, like normal then?
Queen stopped being Queen when Freddie died
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Still locked in the cupboard?
Oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# yep, with a bucket of fried chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I hope he had coleslaw sides with that
just so it's a bit more healthy, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# No, he is living on the edge, but don't tell the edge that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# lovely shopping there!

edit: and I only just saw brian in the background!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :D
very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Yeh:
b3ta.com/board/9326783

But Brian May is a nice touch ;)

*edit* Oh and I just caught the strapline! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# very nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# yes !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# sod the religion bus

now we can have a pop at the met
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# just
do as you're told
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# There's probably no justice
Now stop worrying and get on with your crime
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Everyone knows that you can kill people if you are in the met
But before you do you have to shout:
"He's coming right for us"
or
"Thin out their numbers"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I dunno....

I just found the sauce and his legs are so skinny this image popped into my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# what a bellend
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Fucking hell, are those shoes or a swan's face?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# winklepickers


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Well, you can see why I got thoughts of making him into a burdy
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I fear this
on several levels.
His voice would probably improve though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# mr picky goes to birdystan?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# poor beaky
worms are rushing up his trousers
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I don't get this new thing
of drawing attention to how lacking you are in the giblets dept.

Not you, obviously Wil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Obviously,
my packet is humongous!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# not me.
like a baby's arm holding an apple ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I'd look that pissed off
if I had to wear trousers like that

stupid young people with their clothes and there insipid, past-raping music
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# You're on fine form today, squire!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Nah, just really grumpy
but it's home time now

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# *comforts*
have a couple for me, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# He should see a plastic surgeon about his crow's feet.
He can have them laser zapped right off.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] He crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side apparently


Edit: Cheers peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha good work fellah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# argh - im listening to a tune by zapp called 'dance floor'
and the singer started singing 'shake it, shake it, baby' as i was looking at this, then i saw the post subject below and freaked out

My mp3 player knows what im doing!

Nicely shopped btw


EDIT - bah, missed my 2000th post birthday thanks to my incessant board spamming brought on by work
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# There'sa an incest board now?
what will Rob think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# have some SPANG
boricuaproduce.com/store/images/TANG%20ORANGE.JPG
(imagine it shopped, ok - i dont got time maaayyn)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# *voiceover in morgan freemsn's voice*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# msn is free
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# and shit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# indeed
I uninstalled it many moons ago due to massive time and life wastage
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# "There goes the mallard, fucking away at that dead duck.
In a dance as old as time itself."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahahaahaha!!!
oh fuckinell.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hwehehehehe
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Arf :D
I want to see this now
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Shake it baby
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# HEY
Are YOU some sort of possible meerkat?*
Do YOU want to look exactly like yourself, only slightly disturbing?
Buy NEW HOVERMASK!


*edit: fuck yeah, check me with my animal spotting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *is suitably impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# :D
*hug* hello sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *twirls the Cap'n round for a quick tango*


Edit: Although not with those shoes, mind.
Edit Edit: The blokes shoes ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Both sets of shoes are GORGEOUS, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Alright, if you insist...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I love spats....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# bah da dah dah duhduh duhduh
you're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty - you know that I'd do anything for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# *double basses*
EDIT: thanks now I just look stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# yeah - sorry
I remembered I preferred that bit.

Let the record show that I ninjad my post and that it used to say

*puts on reading glasses and reads from notes*

"I love you let's go. Solid gold."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# :D
We should go dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# :D
that would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# B3ta jazz contingent.
OH MY. This now must be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# it would fucking rule on high
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# THANK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Which is the Jazz you can dance to?
Because I certainly imagine you'd have some difficulty dancing along to Giant Steps.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# soft, nice jazz. Danceable jazz.
You can dance to anything, so long as you don't mind looking odd.

I should have put money on you asking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Wouldn't really know, I only dance along to music about the house when I'm on my own so I'd venture I always look odd anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I actually cannot imagine you dancing.
All I get is you shaking a leg about and looking annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# See what you've done there is confused being socially inept with being a grumpy curmudgeon.
Though I suspect the latter is a much more credible aura to associate with.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I think I just like imagining people in the most endearing light possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I imagine that's a stretch for me.
"Well he's got a beard...that's quite good............"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I've known far greater cunts in my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# The man who believes in ghosts sees ghosts everywhere.
The man who believes in cunts, sees cunts everywhere.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# What a lucky man he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Well, I say, not ^ that, then.
Quite easy, really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Niiiiiiiiiice.....
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Captain Mardy up there
doesn't have to come if he doesn't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Just seems odd,
That since John Coltrane also recorded Blue Train, which has some eminently dance-able tracks on it, why one would then choose some wall of noise bump & squeak (Bad Miles Davies-esque) stuff as an example.

Oh well. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I dance to most things, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Bump & Squeak 'Jazz'
is where I would draw the line. A little way back from there, in all honesty.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Eh?
Sorry was this about me mentioning Giant Steps? I don't see what's wrong with liking Modal Jazz.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Nope, it was more about dance-able Jazz.
Which as you very correctly pointed out Giant Steps wasn't.

There is nothing wrong with liking Modal Jazz. Each to his/her/it's own.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# there is nothing wrong with those shoes
... for the Tango. Maybe they might look out of place in the co-op

do you have the co-op down South or is it something only us righteous Northerners have?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Tango would look out of place in the Co-Op?
What madness is this?

Edit: We do their advertising, I'll have you know...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# not the fizzy sugar based drink
the dance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I could have sworn you meant....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I probably did
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# haha hovermast ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# do YOU enjoy standing directly behind someone?
and I mean DIRECTLY behind them so no one can see you or nothing like that?

then maybe you're some sort of Ninja or maybe an Italian
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# oooo - pin the face on the meerkat
can i play?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Compare the Meerkat! Dot Com!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# yes! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *administers pin*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# auchie
*sobs in a manly macho way*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahah!!!
seemkat!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Seams fine to me...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Simples!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# mwreeeeep!!
(supposed to be that noise he makes)
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# CEARFULL!

His mask is about to fall off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Meerkats yes!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha
dirty meerkat spanking his stick of joy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I blame the electro playlist im currently working through.


Rubbishly shopped, but im supposed ta be workin, goddamnit!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# It was 19 years ago that Marathon changed to Snickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# if it hadn't i could have sold these i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# and soggy
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# July 19th
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# That is rather amusing,
but 19 is not film :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# o, fuck yeah.....!
*uncompos*

Momentary lapse of judgement there.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# nenennenenennineteen nineteen
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# what was the average age of the combat soldier again?
I forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# nenennenenennineteen nineteen
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Do you wanna feel old?
I was a week old when that went to number one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# you young whippersnapper
is it 4chan yetLOL?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# i feel old anyway
all the time
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# You should,
you oldy old old old :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# AARRGHHH!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# RISingsoc?
is this a battlestar galactica thing?

Ive never seen it.

Bit slow at the mo, innit? Wheres the threadrush?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# its from 1984
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# i didnt like the movie
i liked the book too much i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ignorance is truth...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# OH GLORIOUS LEADER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# hahhah
that is a superb likeness. All hail the new North Korean leader!

(even though thats chinese on the banners)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# time for the two minute hate

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ..another


blog and archive

for innocent drinks ris-ers
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7986901.stm
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Is that a halo over the one on the left?
Or a police baton about to smack him upside the head?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Zero-gravity doughnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# If only they existed...
invent them Tribs... invent them
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hmmm... now gyroscopic dougnuts -- that's an idea.
(Just don't try to ride a bike after you've eaten them).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# That drinks thing is such a non story.
Well done them for managing to find an investment partner in the current climate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# THEY SOLD OUT MAN, THEY SOLD OUT!!1!11
Otherwise known as made some decent money for themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# How fucking dare people be succesful!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I know it makes my blood boil
Fucking capitalists ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# But it's standard business practise.
everybody sells a piece of themselves in return for growth capital. It's the premise of Dragon's Den.
It does not matter where your investment comes from especially if you can benefit from that investors business know-how and networking.

My only surprise is that it's such a piddling amount I don't really see what it will do for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I wish I was given £30 million
despite it being such a piddling amount ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# chump change man, chump change ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Yeah, but still.
Get a few pints and a pie at least out of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# You know what I'd do with 30 million pounds?
Buy a hat for everyone in the world (well however many you can buy when getting hats wholesale).

And force them to wear it at gunpoint if necessary.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# What kind of hat?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Any hats, all the hats of the hat spectrum.
I think mankind can only truly conquer hurdles such as race and religious difference through our mutual love of hats.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'm fairly ambivalent towards hats.
Does this mean I'm part of the problem and not the solution?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Everyone has the the divine love of hats inside them.
You just haven't looked deep in your heart and opened your scalp up to the love.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I always look stupid in hats,
but maybe I just haven't found my soul-hat yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Less hate, more hat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I can't do hats
I had one that I loved, the only hat I've ever felt comfortable wearing, but my lady lost it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Perhaps she felt threatened
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# It is better to have hat and lost, than never to have hat at all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# wise words...
*weeps into replacement hat that just isn't the same*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)
# a gentleman should have a good selection of hats
for his perusal before leaving his abode.



Click for bigger (157 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Baseball caps suck donkey nuts!
It's all about the Trilby and Panamas!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I have a trilby
but it looks odd on a construction site.

The good thing about baseball caps and beanies is you can keep them in your pocket so that when you take off your bike helmet or hard hat you can quickly cover up any 'helmet hair' with a hat kept in your pocket. (if you currently are not sporting a shaven head )
I have my DeWalt and Kangol hats for work and my Ducati Corse hats for when out riding.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Helmet Hair?
It isn't your hair that makes you look like a helmet! LOL! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# *writes down*
fancy a pint tomorrow night?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# ginger people should always wear hats
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Good afternoon, poppet.
I agree with this gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# art'noon mrs.
I'm not stopping. Busy bee and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hmph.
I'll carry on playing with my sexy new phone then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# It's not an iPhone is it?
My brother just bought an iPhone, I'm inclined to end him.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# No, it's a Sony Erricson c902.
I've heard good things and bad things, but so far it seems perfectly serviceable. It also has a 'ring ring' ringtone, which makes me rather happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I've still got a knackers old Sony Ericsson, but then again no-one phones me so it doesn't really matter.
Pretty much it's only purpose is to lob at someone's temples if I ever get mugged.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Well this was free, so I thought I may as well.
Oh lord, why are my new team members so computer illiterate?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Because your firm has been hiring feudal Germanic serfs again?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I think you might be onto something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# my phone rings
exactly like an old American landline telephone. Which can be annoying when the phones in Yank TV shows go off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# This now has a ring ring like an old telephone.
Lovely stuff. I want someone to ring me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I'll not be requesting your phone number.
b3ta does not have room for any more panderers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hah
bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I might photograph
my fat, hairy, orang-utan like belly for you later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I would glee myself silly if you did.
Silly, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Aft'noon there
I too have a hairy tum btw ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Chuckle!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I'm gutted
If it wasn't for me, they wouldn't have made a penny.

If you know the story about when they asked people at a fair whether they should go into the business - I was the guy who swapped the bins round when they did the taste test.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha!
Clevarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# If that's true, I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# There are plenty of people who don't associate with Coca Cola
due to their poor ethical record.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# That's a personal choice
and nothing to do with how a company chooses to raise capital.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# HA! Nice take on it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# excellent!
i checked you web page, very nice BUT one of your images is flawed, the see no evil one as it does not take into consideration the seagulls flying about who are evil to the very core.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Mmmm, smoooooooothies
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# What a sad day but this is not new. Macdonalds has shares in them too.
I love their drinks but have the coke company, especially the foul stuff they are responsible for in India.
Oh well. Just more reason for me to make my own:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] some of you may RIS this...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# he's a fucking knobend that one
how rude of he... He's a fucking knobend, but you are a delicate and talented flower of beguiling proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Agreed!!
Utter tit! And I like tits ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# he got pinned to a wall by his throat by none other than
mick hucknell!!! FACT
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Red Mick is a double hard bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# moss side and all that
liam called him a ginger twat outside stringfellows
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Please please please please PLEASE tell me this is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# FACT
all the bodyguards just stood there watching and the doorman it was a wonderful thing
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# GET THE TEA MARTIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I almost trod on him when he was shopping in Hamleys one christmas
with Patsy Kensit

He's tiny

The twatty waddling gimp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Not me...
...I'm gonna *click* it sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# *clicks into the next life*
Su-fucking-perb
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D

Does anyone have the Wade Sans Light font they can send me as a ttf file?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# That'll be fourpence.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# do you know when you say thruppence
can you say foppence? and fippence? sixpence is allowed! seppence eppence nipence
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# To be utterly candid, I've not really spent much time thinking about it.
*has a fit of the giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# thanks, you have been very helpful...
*mutters*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# *is still laughing*
I'm really sorry.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# well, i would have suggested "www.fontyukle.com" but it seems to be one of the few fonts they don't have...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Yeah, I have tried loads
and they all want about £30 for it, even if they have it. I am not paying £30 for a font for one shitty joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahah, awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Thunderbirds are go!!


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahah!!!
uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yeaahhhhhhh, milady!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# its the lip innit!
hahahahaah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Bloody elephants keep getting in the shot!


EDIT: they are polite tho...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Good afternoon, Mr. Elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Those darn armadillos are always there an'all....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Silently watching over us..
saving the people of Greenwich from soggy socks
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Oi!
I will have you know that my socks are in no way soggy thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# That'll be the armadillos!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I have lived in the fine borough of Greenwich all my life
and I can honestly say I have never seen an armadillo here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That's because they disguise themselves as walnuts in urban environments:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# HA!
crafty buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# An elephant in the Thames!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Good afternoon Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# would you like some sort of bun?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Please!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# :D
this glees me out!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# And I thought they were camera-shy...
nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# The new Search Engine for shit pop...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Arf!
:D

Limahl really was a tosser, wasn't he?
He's even doing the Panini 'suck in your cheeks' Footballer's face....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Lady S saw him 'performing'
in a bar in Spain a couple of years back.

After doing all two hits, he then did a load of 80s songs by other people.

And gave her a signed photo obviously from about 1985
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# "All Two Hits'
Superb...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
*searches "shit bands of the 80's"*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# wham
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Pfft!
I saw some talking head countdown program about the '80s and rather bizarrely someone attributed Limahl's popularity to his 'grooming secret' of using baby oil on his bleached hair.

Ok...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

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