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# 'nings
two massive storms spotted on radar:

there's turbulence ahead...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# beans?
sorry i don't get it
edit :
- oh hang about - thats ultra scan?
Your preggers? 'grats - i think
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# If you actually are expecting twins, then congratulations!
If not, then I'm ris-ing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# yes, you saw through that flimsy disguise
mrs turd is expecting twins in november...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# wahey
'grats n that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# thanks
well, my mouth is saying thanks, but my head is saying 'Omyfuckinghellithoughtihadfinishedhavingbabies' and such...

oh well ... :)

sorry about delay, was taking the antichrist to bed.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] YYEEEAAAAHHHHH....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# DANCE!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# :D...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] NEVER piss her off when she's watching Coronation Street.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# gozilla is fluffy?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Frankie Says
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Of Course.
:-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# paaand a paaand
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Sorrrrted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# sorry to TJ but
aww look at the preddy kitty
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/Eliza82/12328236_500.jpg?t=1222531472
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# yeah they are
its a katten!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# it's a cat, not a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# i'm allergic anyways
but i though those who like kattens may enjo... ahh shut up who cares
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# new improved kitten
now with more kittens
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/Eliza82/dUmwxCgoocexbsdf6gNWArch_500.jpg?t=1222531641
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# the things you see
when you don't have your gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Lahvely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# haha!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I done made a tasteless T shirt logo ...
... based on the flag what I did for my Berlisconi post earlier www.b3ta.com/board/9366618
 
Here's what it looks like on a shirt (http://www.cafepress.co.uk/raburrito.377772702) but I'm not suggesting you spend money there!



Click for bigger (41 kb)

Them's ARRRRRRPG's by the way ... ;-p

 
/edit - sorry, wrong pic file first time!
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Why are pirates called pirates?
because they yaaaaarhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Pfft Keep up t the back!
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9360651


(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# ....yeah well this is from the back of a penguin packet from 2008
so nuh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# ah
Thats where I heard it then...
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# What do the sign writers union put on their signs if they're on strike?
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# KILL THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM
(they just use leftovers)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# You haven't seen that image yet, have you.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# the signs from the previous strike..
do you think you are dealing with amateurs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# one M, one L, one S and one XS please!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Arrrrr you kidding me?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Arrrrrrrr you kitten me?

(well, everyone seems to be doing it these days!)
 
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# them's very old RPG's son ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] O NOES!

/ youtube whorage
optimisation killed this :((
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I love it when people just stand there and watch the impending doom come towards them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# ...he said, twirling his evil cane, and flourishing his velvet cape.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# that would be me :)
with my steam robot

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# You got your hat!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# that one will have to do for now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ha ha...
...weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh I wouldn't worry about optimisation, the world needs more kittens surfing in sandals, causing havoc as they go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# i can't help imagine that someone has flushed a rather full toilet somewhere...
surf that poowave!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# this comp might as well be called 'shop cats into a disaster pic'
but i do like this - very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# YOU ARE A MADNESS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Trouble is, he's a 20 a day man


EDIT: At this size you cant really make it out. Guy is lighting a cigarette. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# That picture still scares the heck out of me.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I wonder if that monk (can't remember why he set himself on fire)
was on drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] MUCH BADNESS HERE


Not too sure what can be said....
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# 1000 needles.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Swords of a thousand men by Tenpole Tudor
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNJbJAjM5Ho

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# HATS
that's the finest hat in all of Christendom, I do declare
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I can't remember who made it
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
#
Yup nice and fluffy :)
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# The sting of 1000 bees

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# yay to nazi cactuar!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha, I didn't spot that :D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] first compo entry ever wow
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# tch
cats again...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# that chick has a nice pussy
whaaaaaaat? its a kitten sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# awww
myewww!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# always with the cats
he he he :)
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# One Day..
Photoshopped kittens will be a thing of the past and the internet will be a duller place for it.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# that will never happen
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# They will be out
Along with pencil line moustaches...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Have My Own Humble Contribution.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# and...


Sorry if im Peaing all over your board but im having a good
clear out on my website and keep finding loads of old stuff
hidden away amongst whatever I was supposed to be working
on when I made it. This was amongst the local rotary club
website. I wonder if anyone ever saw it?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
#

Yup
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha, I didn't care, so I didn't watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# im going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
I like the way how JLH's tits are shopped beyond belief and look like they are resting on the bottom of the frame
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
#
the way how
are shopped beyond belief and look like they are resting on the bottom of the frame
(beemoh, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# she may have great tits,
but she comes across like a simpering idiot most of the time.

like in that terrible 'ghost whisperer' program.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Who cares
she's still infinitely knobbable.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# i dunno - she has the boniest, most plain face since jennifer garner
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# its only just dawned on me
but it looks like Barry christ has done a shit on a plate, and all his mates are recoiling in horror and retreating from the smell
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# YAY, you said Barry Christ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# yes, i lurk that much
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Long live Barry Christ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# he died for our eggs
may he live on in chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# and hot crossed buns
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# hahaha :D
oh, that has made me remember 'Dracula 2000' I need to wipe that from my memory
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# this is fantastic
I would love this as a poster. top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I am the fisherman.
My fish is delicious.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ah, it all worked out fine in the end
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I'm the King of the Underworld!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# hehehe
Stuck there with super glue :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# top shopage
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# likes
likes muchly:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
My bones will go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# the fishes will nibble on them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# actually I'd expect to see an anemone or two on her head
except it's too deep for anemones.

(grabs coat and heads off to sea-life enthusiast meeting)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# A nice spider crad in her ribcage
but probably to deep for them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I like your idea better
and besides, they're tastier
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I like them because they get huge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# they do indeed!
and when they're in mass orgy mode, there's no stopping them. hilarious creatures :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Crabs?
...or Kate Winslet and that DiCrapio lad?
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# arf!
also - I just spotted on the interwebs that the idea has been done before. boo...
capriogroup.com/WebStuff/Images/MiscPictures/TitanicSkeletonBowShot.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Got lungtrees? Just inhale a tiny Lungberjack!

Click for story
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# LUM-BAAAARRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# how do you get the lungberjack out?


That is an x-ray of a women
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Inhale poison and it'll die.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Would that not kill you too?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Not if it's only a little bit of poison!
Remember, the Lungberjack is only small.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# He has an axe.
He'll find his way out...
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# is he ok?
;) hehe
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Bastard said this was going to be kept confidential.
Never trust a doctor with b3ta open on his computer
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# LUNGBEERRRRRRRR
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# hehe
I don't think I'm gonna start a new thread this soon after last time I did so I'll just dump it here
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Thomas
A train crashed through the buffers at Montparnasse Station, Paris, then smashed through the wall and fell out onto the street. A woman below was killed in the 1800s
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Well what the hell was it doing up there in the first place.
Woo to your shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# it's the plastic toy contrasted with the grim grey
that makes this so nice to look at
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I never trusted him anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Compo it
Edit Ah you did...
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# nicely done
Thomas seems pretty pleased with his spack-handed rail pilotry
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Haha, nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I have that one my wall.
It's such an excellent capture the original of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# ha ha...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll take this opportunity to re-post from the Postgate challenge
(Westude, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# i'd hate it if a train
hit me right in the 1800s.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] For Members Of The Lt. Harris Support Group.


Click for bigger (26 kb)
(hiplingo hiplingo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# what...the...foook....?!
I dont want to know whats going on in that pic, and i cant believe ive not seen it before on here, what with all the denizens of hull that visit here...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# and ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

I've always want to say that on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# hang on...
why? Its not really NSFW (really) and is well within size restrictions.

Sure, its not pleasant, but thats what this comp is about, right? It seems a bit wierd for everyone to have a flap over this, when there have been more insensitive things posted on here over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I see wang
But maybe that says more about me than it does about the image.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Hide is there for a reason
Size, no porn, it's fine

Not pleasant, but this compo is gonna bring out the sickos, just ignore it and get on with it. We can't have some rules for some things and other rules for other things. I dont see how someone jumping to their death off the side of one of the twin towers is funnier than a starving child
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# It's all in the L plates.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Tuesday was that way <
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# yawn
added to ignore
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# When I first saw this photo
I was tormented by it for quite a while. It's the single
fucking saddest thing I've ever seen. Kudos for finding
the comedy in it.

Earlier on I laughed at the Muppets/Kim Phuc pic.
Frankly I feel shit that I did since the line between
that and this is so muddy, and it's getting too easy to
make light of this or any horror.

How do you gauge acceptibility? Is it a matter of time, or
is it how close to the reality of it? Now I'm thinking of how
the victims of Pompeii died in each other's arms, and
feeling bad about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Your gut tells you
I had to log off last night as I found some of the posts a bit too upsetting.
If this carries on I may have to avoid B3ta until next Wednesday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# That's probably for the best, avoiding the internet
I dont see why theres a line for some things and not for others, the whole of this compo is going to be debatable, but I spose that's what the this place is for, and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# This was a reply I made last night
www.b3ta.com/board/9363818
It's not worth debating as it's a personal thing, an opinion, a feeling. We all differ.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# tea and cakes?
we need tea and cakes corner for moments like this

the distraction will help and we can move onwards to next wed happy as fluffy bunnykins
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# why dont you...
shop a nice tragic incident with the bee gees arriving singing 'tragedy'. i mean you'd feel better forgetting being starved or flooded/whatever if the bee gees turned up wouldnt you???
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# i started work on a different disaster song


i got that far, and realised i didn't know the rest of the words
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Ok let's see
Grater house trembling duck snake scales brave something collywobbly Tommy tumkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Silly Flowerpot
That's REM. What you describe is the Cocteau Twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Got it!
What's the frequency Kenneth is your benzedrine a ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Scales?
I thought that was a biplane
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# genius
pure genius
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Steps singing tragedy would be great
We could to the arm movements and then maybe go onto "one for sorrow" and do the moves for that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# why you do these things?
really, why???!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Apparently he's ingesting the cow's menstrual fluid
It's a ritual to increase the size of his testicles. Maybe not, but that's what I gleaned from google.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# nasty!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] One ticket please
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Baggy Trousers.... Errrrmm!
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(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Their house..
In the middle of their street,
Their house...
Half their family covered in peat...
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# and in the walls
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# it's not there anymore
it's a walk through memorial garden.

mrs thors dad was chief super at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I did wonder if they had knocked it down, I know they were on about it at the time
Only thing to do really
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# this made me actual LOL
i love you b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# :D
Utterly off the cuff too.


I'm so proud.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Will Pat Sharp be there?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# OH SHIT, I am number one on the stats page O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Cover your internets
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# It was her porn
hahaha, god you would want to kill it with fire and hell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I like this post to me
www.b3ta.com/board/9367796
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I think my memory stick is going to blow up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# :D
that's eminantly worse than the cat.

very well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha
geniune LOL
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# voyeurs lols
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# i still love this
superbly done

2 weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# oh dear god
is she farting or constipated?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha
ain't goin'anywhere near to find out:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# beware teh blobstrop
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# reeYAAAAAARghive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# To be fair
Jacqboot wants to watch everyone do everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# oi don't do that
its annoying
nobody likes a horizontal (wow i spelt that right) scroll bar!
*shakes angry fists*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Oh yes hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# fuck yes!
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Capone sends his love!
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(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# this muchly want
www.watchshopuk.com/rotary-pocket-mechanical-watch-mp00723-21-p99928008.html
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# b3tans and victorian stylings/ steampunk are like
cheese and meece
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# they love it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] awwww, say it with a heart....ps here's story time with A.H...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha! :D
Although you misspelt "wuv".
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# that reminds me of this...


Click for bigger (184 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# best pillow evah
plus, your dog is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Thansk!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Grr
those fuckers, they are so dependant
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# mine does that!
fortunately in his autumn years he's learned that standing VERY STILL and waiting for me to untangle him is preferable to pulling whatever it is off the table
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# You entice them out with nice soft fluffy beds, blankets, etc
but nothing is quite like sleeping on wires and getting tangled.
Thankfully mine stopped that when a sudden movement sent a printer crashing down on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Have something that's been rattling in my head for most of today.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Wayhey
That'll get the party off with a real bang!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# it's not a nuclear holocaust
unless there's confetti involved.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Makes impending doom
seem more festive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# teflon coated mind
other wise it wouldn't survive the heat.

unless you put them all in their own little fridges but then little fridges flying all over the place isn't quite the same.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Yes, I'm wearing a party hat...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Clip Art
you honky chalky
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# you want you some of this white meat
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# want :)
www.top-hats.com/1009.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# fuck yes :D
www.top-hats.com/1511.htm

Stove-pipe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# haa!
bitchin'.

all you'd need then is some iridescent paint abd you'd be away
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# it does mean that I would have avoid theatres
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# ^ Festive Tampon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] That set me a thinking
And unfortunately led to this which I shall now deposit in your thread.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Have a Stanley Kubrick
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# is it? Ive never seen him that young!
I always thought he was born with a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Itchy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# CAndles!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# It's his wikipedia articals picture
so it must be right.
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# those are some rapey eyes there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# haha
i can imagine specsavers advisors describing someones eyes as those when they try on some specs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# The customer asking if they will be fine to wear whilst out raping
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# The camera says "artist" but the eyes say "rape"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# and psychopath
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# No, it's the mouth that says "psychopath"
the combo screams "Visionary artist director with a nice little sideline in psychopathic rape and homeopathy"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It also tell me that he has a bath full of acid at home and some very sharp knifes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# And some essential oils...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# and a garage full of black bin liners and plastic sheets
and a cat called Miggins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# And a dreamcatcher on one of the windows, to channel the energy correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# and a wind chime
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# All impeccably clean.
Right, time to go home and ponder my lack of career options, see you all tomorrow!

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# bye
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ooh that's nice
he looks a bit miserable though

TJ : Last year I caught (on camera - www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoBTXFwrHr0) some twats nicking weed from my pond. I swore if someone did it again, I'd report them to the old bill.
I now have a different twat on camera putting some very young fish into the pond. Should I report it and if so, as what?
I'm gonna have to catch them anyway as there isn't room in the pond and they might have god-knows-what.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# trespass?
unless your pond is in a public area
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Illegal fish immigration
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Put a note, near the pond stating that they are on camera and will be prosecuted if they don't walk away.
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# this is good advice
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Fill the pond with sharks with frickin lazers on their heads
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# if only I could!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# with a IIIf in his hands...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Delightful!
and loose reason enough I hope to once again post my Stanley Eyetoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# haha
cool

/me wishes he could draw
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

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