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# He's back
click for bigger
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ha ha what?
this is a sackfull of odd
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# You don't follow football then?
Keano is a mentalist man.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
crazee gifs....luv'em:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(big chief touching cloth, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# more truth
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahaha truth
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I found your book the other day
much SMURN and NNNG ensued :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# That clears it up
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# mental
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# And
I have seen exactly none of those
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# 'ning
(big chief touching cloth, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# arf
reboot
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I have tried rebooting windows?
and other inane questions from the "1001 patronising questions IT may ask you" book

"Did you put your clothes on this morning when you got out of bed?"

"When you drink your coffee do you use your mouth?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I was looking at that I think Slitherin (or whatever they were called)
from Doctor Who. haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Wasn't Slitherin
the name of the swingers hotel in Human Remains hahaha
(big chief touching cloth, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I think it was one of those houses in Hogwarts Harry Potter mumbojumbo
but on Dr Who it was those fat creatures that took over the bodies of MPs and would unzip and scare the bejeezus out of very unstable people - John Prescott I think they were called.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# An olde story.

Click for bigger-- 620k 640x3120 JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ha ha ha that really is a thing of wonder!
Was it really a punch one? Or did you write it?
Either way. I love it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Station manager is the only addition.
I like doing the scripts cold, as you practically never get
to see/hear the original text done cold. Thank you.

edit: The original text if anyone wanted it
www.gutenberg.org/etext/26385
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I have a couple of collected volumes of "The Strand" magazine from around 1904
There are some very short, "heroic thrilling empire" types stories in there that would (with a hell of a lot of work I guess) make for some great lego comics like this
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I have only a couple of those, but yeah.
I've been looking at/for some more longer scripts to do.
I have a couple of Sherlock Holmes' penciled in, and I'd
like to do a Sabatini if I can rework the monologs into
something visually interesting. These can take months
to come up with all the right angles and then to build.
Finding the right LEGO bits can also take some time too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# That's dedication.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Was a quick one to flesh out.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Epic!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Not as epic as my Jeeves story... 25 pages for that one.
www.lugnet.com/~295/plum
Scroll down past teaser for the pages links
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Nice!
Cooking with pokeys is my fave :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Thank you. I will do some more of those soon.
I have a handful of new pokies that have not been used yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# lego lego:)
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Cue "That's racist" animation!
Hahaha. LEGO rocks, even for disturbing subjects.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I knew the ending there would get -you- cackling like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# heheheheh
i like punch
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Me too.
Sources of the gods! Images or the text.
Some of the best work EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# tiz a thing of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] They'll take anyone these days
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Im not drunk ociffer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# me mushrooms have just kicked in:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Porchini?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# too delicate......
magic:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Reminds me of one of my college-y experiences.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Fecking
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I did another drawing, I'm having real trouble with her arms :/

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# She's gonna get bitten
on the asp!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# She's already adder arm bitten.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# It was only trying to rattle'er
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# You cant expect her to fight back...
she isnt exactly Rocky Bal boa is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Puns are hard to think of,
I'm just taipan off the top of my head. D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# she was bitten in the boob
it was a bra constrictor
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Fortunately, she had a backup bra to protect her.
She calls it her co-bra.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
#
Pfffft Psssst
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha yes. Yes, she is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Yes I can see your problem with arms
She should have some sort of automatic machine gun and the snake should have lasers and swords and laser swords - yep not enough arms.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
#

ಠ_ಠ
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# That's the evil dog from The Simpsons
well it's Egyptian relative anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Haha what you mean the coyote when Homer eats the insanity pepper?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# No there was one with an evil shifty look
it was an earlier episode. If you animated the eyes on yours to look shifty it would look just like it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# OH THAT
The one where Homer wants to change the end of the film to a dog with shifty eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# That's the one haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha :D
It was based on the Coyote, though. I love him. :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Tiny ass is tiny.
Arms are all spazzy in the sprites and original art, so I'd not worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Yeah, I'm trying to make them more real-shaped.
I'm thinking of doing a Pokémon webcomic around Cleopatra and Marc Antony, and I want to flesh it out with deities and stuff, so I bought a book about egyptian gods (It's been years and years since I last studied them so I need to brush up on it)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Do so! Sounds fun.
I just might post a LEGO comic. Just finished it, but was debating
whether to post now, or wait to do so later on gayshift. I think
you'll like it. Day folks however... might not. "Words" and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Well if you end up posting it later, gaz it to me because I may miss it :O
And yeah, I think I probably will. I love Egyptians and it'll be a good chance to revisit those myths and legends I used to love so much.

Who should be who, though?
I'm thinking
Gardevoir for Cleopatra
Zangoose for Marc Antony
Arceus for Osiris
Mightyena for Anubis
Ho-oh/Pidgeot for Ra/Horus
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I'll think about it and make some suggestions. But that sounds about right.
I will gaz anything that comes to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :D
I might use Gallade for Caesar.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Nosepass, surely!?!
Probopass just before the ides. Attract steel after all, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha altright then :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# day people don't deserve it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hey, we have feelings you know
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# No we don't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Well he doesn't know that
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
That makes me want to do it. I so rarely bother
them with my insanity. Fuck it. I'm posting it NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Would
Lovely colours :)

Edit:Is she a ballerina in her spare time?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# No, it's hard to see but in some animations of Gardevoir you can see their legs, and they have no feet.
I drew her on tiptoes to get past the whole "Cleopatra has no feet...?" thing.
Usually they'd float, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Lesson learned.
Good job anyway, look forward to your future endeavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# :D
Hopefully I'll get time to make this webcomic I'm thinking of.
It'll actually have a storyline, as opposed to Gimposaurus which I made up as I went along :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# have you tried that thing of sketching the bones, and then drawing on top?
Hahaaa. I know nothing about drawing. :)

Draw the jackal-headed god of the dead, Anubis. Weighing human souls against feathers.

edit : okay yeah, I forgot that I saw www.b3ta.com/board/9393926 the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Haha, I love Anubis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# she has one eye...what's wrong with the arms?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# She's looking to the side,
and they're too thin and the lines came out badly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# big flappy girl arms...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Look at her forearms.
Look.
Nobody has forearms like that D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# no one has quater of a frisbee sticking out of her chest
be creative...make her into an amputee...*gets tissues in anticipation*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha you sick bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# not to worry
her leg's turned out fine:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Oh yes, I am very happy with her leg :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] To me, to you.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Apologies if it's been done :-p
(MrBeansHoliday, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I thought this was to promote recruitment
haha so when they throw a protestor about do they shout "To me" "To you" "To the ground with a baton swipe"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# *waggles helloy hand at maiden*
EDIT: Damn I've been doing this job too long. I just managered to say a work related 'the knob is in the hole' without even cracking a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Are you a pr0n director?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Yes
I direct it to my hard drive:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# haha
*waves at Riverghost*

Hello Mr Ghost
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha
would pay to see that....but only about 50p though
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# 50p is a good price to watch such comedy genius ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# 'Ning all
These two always gave me the creeps.

EDIT:Sorry to TJ but can anyone point me in the right direction of a tutorial for converting .swf .fla into a working animated .gif please.I have tried quite a few things but cannot keep the animation :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Old me with mustaches hanging round small children?
How's that creepy?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft.
The police learn to apologise...

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# pfft:)
you'd do well to get a "sorry":(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Haha
Compo anything police related lol!

YAY STUDENT LOAN HAS ARRIVED I CAN HAS BACONS NOW :DDDD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Have steak and bacon in celebration.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I just had two bacon sarnies with bread butter AND ketchup! :D
I am gonna have to go get my hair cut today aswell, I look a right state!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Haircut?
The money's gone to your head, you're going all posh.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I need it
I look like I could be one of KKs friends :/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Do you have a side parting covering one eye?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I think iit's only just outgrown that stage...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# that gives me the fear, awesome hahahaha
(big chief touching cloth, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] no hummus whatsoever for this comp
so i'll sneak this in while its quiet


nings anyway
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Ha
Both of my heels seem to be bruised
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# How many fish can you fit in a pair of tights?
tow soles, a couple of eels and a wet plaice:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Oh dear O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# i hope you are suitably ashamed
for posting that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I can honestly say
That that's the first time I told that after reading it in the student rag week magazine in the mid 90's.
It also featured the oh so classy; what has eight legs and a black cunt?
THe A Team van.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# sniggers
yet frowns on your casual lacism
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# :O You said snigger! Lacist.
And I think you'll find I made no rasist comment, rather relayed a joke found in a student rag mag in context of one I had just told.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# God will be the judge
:P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Any other fictional people?
Noddy maybe? Magical Mister Mistoffelees?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yes all of them
they will form a committee
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# bwahaha: this appeals to my childish student type humour
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha oh dear.
'ningles all.

Hahaha serves me right. Stuck behind slow walking woman on the way to the shops. Pass her and give her evil 'if you can't walk and text at the same time, just do one or the other' bogs as I almost trip over a woman standing slap bang in the middle of the pavement texting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# May I suggest a cowcatcher attachment?
For the fucking cows!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# evil them both
slow people shouldnt be out at this time of day
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I am actually a member of the facebook group
I want to throw rocks at the back of the heads of people walking slowly in the street in front of me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# No good just talking about it
put your principles into action
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Oh dear me!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# That took me several readings!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# You're still struggling with See Spot Run, Run Spot Run?
;) teehee little minx that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# *diahorrea joke*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Hardy ha!
..Right..to work i go!

laters
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# ouchies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Is that the mum
from Donny Darko?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)
# nope
neither is the one with brown hair
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# depending on which day you phone them you'll probably get put through to a call centre
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)
# He says no.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:08, archived)
# HIS EYES DO NOT MOVE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:09, archived)
# SKILLZ!!!
Didn't have to do anything too fancy to get that effect, actually.
Rotation, and some minor adjustment. Not like the morphing
ones, which take way more effort to get into the fun zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:11, archived)
# My work colleague calls them "flippypictures"
As if that's all I ever do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:06, archived)
# As good a name as any other.
Quick, cheap, and endless fun. I like doing the animal
ones the best. Although, the odd humans are fun too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)
# You do the best flippypictures
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Haha - I HAVE A NEED FOR SPEED!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Bugger, I need a bigger font to do a Brian laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
BARGAINBUCKET :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I thank you both.
But Rapitinui started me on doing them.
I think he is still better at it than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# :O


edit: this just made glee a bit
www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/queen_bohemian_rhapsody_old_school_computer_remix?id=Ht96HJ01SE4
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# ^ That is very nice...
NINGALLS!

Meanwhile.. in other news
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# needs more mindstaining music
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# ok
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Dance you little rodent, dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# awww
lil fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
is the sound this guy is making.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# *spacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Progy will be hiding all our posts first thing today at this rate, so...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# thats a bit like...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Sort of. However, this one is SCIENCE!

Faster than time!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Evil cat is mesmerised
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Nice evil cat, have some fresh ...

More a bouncy, than a flippy. But what the hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Waaaaaaa
four eyed BWAAAINNZING cat is watching me recoil from the screen!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# :(:(:(:(:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# in that case
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Lovely flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# OH YEAH! Slide from side to side!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# oh god I need to stop this and get some food!
byez!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Yay!
*plays Aphex Twin at max volume*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ooh never had an epileptic fit before
thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# :)
******Warning contains strobe like flashing effects *******
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# You're welcome. I've not found any better (or worse) source than that.
It sure is a nasty one if you are bothered by these.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# bappy biffday
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Thanky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:45, archived)
# Happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)
# sure.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)
# It isn't your birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# He can party like it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:32, archived)
# He wants to party like its 1999
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# I can hear the internet sheriff
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# my 1999 party was very disappointing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Yes please
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# And it's not your birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Oh go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Mini hippo returns.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Young Adolf contemplates.
Whether Poland will fold, if he'll go to jail (& write a book about it), if hooking up with Eva will divert attention from his bum-pummelling escapades with Josef and Benito and if this painting will ever sell for $21,000.
free image host
I'm a complete n00b @ this (using Firework3!!!) - just fiddling so any constructive criticism is welcome, otherwise fuck off.
EDIT: THIS POST IN NO WAY CONDONES JACKBOOTING, FASCISM, NAZISM OR ANY OTHER FUCKWIT ASSOCIATED ACTIVITIES.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:49, archived)
# this post condones jackbooting
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)
# i disagree
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)
# I have to admit I'm not entirely sure what jackbooting involves
I mean I understand that I'd need to be wearing jackboots but where I go from there is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:02, archived)
# no, I don't know either.
Possibly it's actually a completely healthy harmless activity with an overly dramatic name.
I just thought we ought to discuss it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Allow me to put on my boots named Jack
& provide a demonstration.
Jackbooting - a made-up-word (by Rob) denoting marching around in 24 hole DMs and generally acting like a fuckwit.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:09, archived)
# so are you condoning jackbooting now?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Do as you wish with your boots..
as long as it doesn't involve any extreme right-wing politics.
Or is in any way PC.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)
# why did you say you didn't condone jackbooting when you clearly do
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:20, archived)
# I condone
eating a good breakfast, not drink-driving and being responsible for your actions. Otherwise make your own way through the world as you see fit. ;-)
If you ain't thinking like me then understand that I'm taking the piss - you decide about what.
My boots are named Jill, pink, sexy as hell and are definitely CFMB's.
^ if Hedgehog wishes to jack all over them he/she is welcome.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:36, archived)
# who do you think you are kidding
mr hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:03, archived)
# It's clearly a fake
No helicopter, no shark
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Like this?
Holy Shit Batman, one of Hitler's watercolours.
free image host
Told you I was a n00b...
Let alone drunk.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Bids 5,839,657 deutchemarks
Where can I collect it from?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I have a castle in the Swiss Alps.
You can over-run with your troops and steal.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Sorry
A bridge too far
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# You could try making your images over one hundred pix square.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Didn't you give me shit
last time 'cause the pic was too big so I linkified them & here you are whinging again.
/this is me ignoring your comments.
Sayonara MoFo (No relation to b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10342).
Sorry river, as quoted, NOT sober. An olive branch - pm me & we'll see what we have to argue about. ;-)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# YOu're doing a very poor job or ignoring my comments by repling to them
You will notice a four hour difference from post to reply so don't you think it's more possible to have resized it before I replied therefore I would have no knowledge of this?
Regardless; the comment was said in jest. Maybe time to disembark from that lofty geegee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Didn't realise I'm here to make sure my posts adhere to your srict guidelines.
Sry. As I said - drinking in said timeframe. & yes you are right - I'm being a hypocrite in responding, I just can't help it. Flaming with you (amongst others) is the Pringles of my interwebs experience.
Thank you for your advice - I'll make sure my pics are under 100k or the thumbs are larger than 100x100 in future.
Re: Your post. Doesn't look like a pm, doesn't smell like a pm, can't be a pm.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
#

Wallpaper version, 1920x1200, 227kb
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)
# I can only see two dancers but your filename suggests that maybe the third one is implied.
ARTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:35, archived)
# There's a wallpaper version
with 3 figures in it. This is just a detail from it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)
# STATUS OF MYSTERY:
SOLVED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:40, archived)
# WATE

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:41, archived)
# SERIOUS AS CANZA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:42, archived)
# I can't find the pic of the guy with the hat on
giving the double thumbs-up. Rap has an animated version of it.

Found it

although he lost an arm apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)
# WHY THE FACE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)
# I think the other thumb is firmly up his ass
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)
# he's been figging
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)
#
figging really is a lost art
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:05, archived)
# Which is probably for the best, really
Don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# This is lovely
It looks like it's been done on rice paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Morning
It's my birthday. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)
# happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Thanks guys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:35, archived)
# Happy bioday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:47, archived)
# Nostrocursion
(LennySA, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 5:36, archived)
# NOSE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)
# eeks!

goodbye b3ta internet folk, I'm going to a land with no internets for 2 days.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Woah
Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)
# From you that's high praise.
No snark, your panda GIF is awesome.
(LennySA, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:35, archived)
# bizzaro microwaving.net coming soon
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Woaaaah. Mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# yay
it's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
# GIMME SOME MORE DAMN STIMUTACS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# omgholygiraffeshit
A rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Your troll lost heart after one outing
what the hell is happening to this website
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Your drawings remind me alot of stills from David Firth's animations
Which is always a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)
# i hate david firth
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Indeed, Kallus and ChopChop are much more fun if you want the odd.
Moreover, you are a unique one Microwave. I collect drawings by everyone,
here and around the net, and I've not seen much that could be said to be
close to your idiom. Just saying, as Firth is rather limited in style and subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I hated him at first
the first sock is really good though.

His new stuff is pants, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 5:52, archived)
# HE'S ABOUT TO LAUNCH HIS GAY FIREBALL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:30, archived)
# GAYDOUKEN!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
NI
H T
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Instead of having your spine pulled out through your mouth.
You have your intestines fall out your arse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# mmm
Prolapsy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# He's coming to destroy us all
isn't he.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# I'm going to get high and make a prostetic asshole
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I like your prints. Where's her nose though?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)
# SNIFFING HER BRA...WHERE ELSE?!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:02, archived)
# WOMEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)
# too afraid to make it any bigger
it's got a weird sort of curve to it that i wasn't sure if i could resolve.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)
# How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter would cut wood?
(Excellent as always, Fox)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:58, archived)
# you would not believe the pile of scrap in my basement
little bits of cut off pieces and what not.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# I do believe it.
I live amid so much clutter I can barely change my trousers without banging my head on something.

Which probably explains a lot.

*sings, having just completed Fallout 3*

Bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no,
Bingle, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)
# I love your wood prints:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Nice, I like the upper torso.
Shoulder, breast, back of shoulder... it twists about in my mind's eye.
The visual ambiguity there makes this one extra Woo for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 4:59, archived)
# vectors are hard :(

click for big
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# this is cool
woo !
(JoePesky, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# i don't even know what a vector is..is there some kind of tracing?
there's lots i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# sorta
they look cool
here's another
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# smooth illustration:)
ah -also photos like 3d rendered finishes-superb...looks a bit complex though:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Wow. Lovely.
And no sodding nagmouth either!

Where do I sign?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
# A vector is a series of points filled by a colour, therefore it's scalable.
A raster is an image created by individual pixels, and so is lossy.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I thought it was a little different to 'lossy' I thought:
the interpolation, required when the image is scaled, is likely to balls up.

But given the fact that I stuffed up gif v png recently I'm not going to get to cocky.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# DON'T STUFF UP GIFS AND PNGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# It's not my fault that they're almost the same algorithm
and there's something funky going on with the colour maps :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:27, archived)
# You cannot be trusted with such algorithms.
You'll only hurt yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)
# so is
my autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# my mrs's idea
inspired by Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Is that Bob Mortimer? Looks like Bob Mortimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=__MUf2Qv6_U&feature=related :)
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Ah damn. I love Vic and Bob.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qv1DhdPAS8
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# that's me in a parallel universe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# looks a bit like ben turpin
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)
# hahah
the 'tashe reminds me of this I made of bennett from commando after arnie (matrix) kicked his arse
(JoePesky, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Here's a couple of things i did today
A book


And a lady with her head back


Off to bed now, g'nite.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Oooh, arts
Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Sorry for the TJ (my work laptop is making your [no doubt] lovely pix redex at me)
But I'm upset, and require some main board lovin'.

I just made one of my occasional ventures onto the /talk board, posting something I thought was kinda cute, sweet, possibly worth discussing.

The first reply was "Fuck off".

Downhill from there.

(Chungo stood up for me, though!)

Please tell me I'm still allowed on the internet.

(*EDIT* Thanks, all! You're lovely. Yes, you.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# You're still allowed on the internet.
My understanding is that the talk board has a daily quota of "Fuck off" replies and if they don't meet it something unspecified happens. It's like the second season of Lost.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Fuck off











Only joking! /board loves you really
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Haha!
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# not all us /talkers are like that.
But we're a dying breed there.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# haha
i think /talk is like GTA for people bullied as kids taking revenge on society :P
(JoePesky, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# No offense, but that was kind of a lame thread.
Then again it's like finding a turd in a sea of fluid excrement.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Oh, c'mon.
Haven't you ever fallen instantly in love with someone on the radio and wanted to tell someone about it straight away?

Where's your heart?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I haven't! You damn weirdo. :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Everyone takes the threads too seriously. On both boards.
I know everyone gets upset when we compare this site to 4chan, but really the beauty of 4chan is only possible because it's so full of tedious, retarded shit.

I do find Gilgamesh's moaning funny, but everyone else on that board needs to get over themselves. It's a fucking text based website. Who the fuck cares.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# I like some 4chan boards.
Anonymity helps though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:52, archived)
# go and create lots of new threads with the title TALK IS WANK etc....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# There I started one for you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Ok I started a few....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# AW, I just took a quick look back there,
and you've conducted a mini-offensive!

Shucks.

I laughed.

(I usually laugh when /talk doods post nightmare pics on the main board, too)

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# i am truley sorry for your lots
here:
www.pighealth.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# arf
same here.....couldn't be arsed ever goin'back:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# stay calm, the waaaaaaaaaaaaahmbulance is on the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# OH GILGAMESH! THEY ARE MEAN! VALIDATE ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
# GOODNIGHT B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# these are cool
i like the simplicity
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Cocktails!


*Groans at himself*
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
#


Oh hai b3ta I just won £15 playing poker what shall I buy
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Beer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# But I would buy that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Buy more, either that or buy some baconsalt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I think I'll buy nine copies of tomorrow's Guardian and line my room with it
When my housemates ask what the hell is going on I'll flip a coin; heads I've got us a house puppy, tails I'm housetraining myself.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# heads: buy bacon
tails: buy bacon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Mmmm bacon.
Bacon and salt. Wait, delayed what?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# JUST BUY SOME BACON
EAT BACON
...
PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Is the "..." create profitable business unrelated to the bacon that fuels me?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# No, it's never specified
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Well, I'm not interested for the equity you're offering.
I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# It means mug old ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Bet it all on red
:D

I share your risness.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Beer and cigarettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Fuzzy Navel
but then some people have never been caught by the fuzz.

I had to look up RIS though.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I thought that might have been it
But then I realised I've never heard the words fuzzy and navel used together before.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
#
Things are going well for Lieutenant Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels of the Chicago Police Department. She has solved some of the city's toughest and most high-profile homicides. Her personal life is finally in order. Her friends and family are safe and happy. And she just got a call that eased her mind like nothing else could: Alex Kork, one of the most dangerous criminals Jack ever arrested, killed herself while in jail. But things sour quickly when a group of vigilantes on a murderous spree decide to take down a cop and the people she cares about ... and they turn downright awful when Jack discovers that Kork may not be dead after all. The next eight hours will be the worst of Jack's life. And that's saying something.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# QUACK!


Show me your dux gayshift :D


Edit: You people are pretty useless
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# My utility belt tells me it's to the bar Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# DUX!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Tru fax!
The gayshift seems to be running low on poultry-orientated ammo :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I know :(((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# BOGGLE!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Boggle?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE ANY DUX PREPREPARED!
Couldn't you have sent out a memo? CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# GET DRAWING THEN :D
I do love your lost dino :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# You need to calendar your gayshift drawing contests in advance.
Like HappyToast's show off threads on Wednesdays.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# No, it's less fun when it's planned
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# The board isn't really dead enough yet to spend long drawing as soon as we see it though.
Psssh, shrug.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# GET DRAWING >:(
and it was 58mins between new threads
then 3 come along at once :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# They're gay.
He chooses shit subject and tries too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# DUX
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Stop that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# WHY? :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# THAY HADD AFIGHT ABOUT DUX
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# If I was a skeptical man I'd suggest an element of "Let's all draw the same thing so we can see how much better I am"
But I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# It's funny because that's exactly how I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# ( '<
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# B-
Needs to be bigger
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I'm not smart enough for ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# ( '<>' )
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Wide duck is wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Looks more like a chick than a duck
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# It's actually a sparrow having an identity crisis
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# My tablet is fuckd
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# No, it looks perfectly working :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)

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