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# New Animation!

CLICK!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# :D
I love the music too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# :D
Butters have you ever done something that isn't violent in some way
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# tell me about your mother :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Show me on the doll
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
edit: still actually lolling!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# :D Nicely.
Jamnog does this doesn't he? But does other stuff to the squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# You're scary, man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# way too much fantasy...
...not healthy you know!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I for one love Butters's furry period
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# That sir, was simply brilliant!
And Kudos on the use of Thelonious Monk!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# This is fecking brilliant.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# *clicks*
pure bloody genius
and nice monk too :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Superclickwoo
doubleplus++
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Lovely Work
Hope you find some work soon
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Splendid sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# i'm sketchy today...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# hey this is cool
draw a bunch of trading cards
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# no thanks...
...too much work.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Reminds me of the box art for a computer game in the 80s
Wonderfully done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# have a yummy side view...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# corrrrrrr :P'''''''
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)
# :O
I was going to say...the first one wins but after seeing this I have to award it the sexy sexy award.*

*no purchase necessary
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# anyone know where the stat board is?...
...i've never looked at it,...and now i can't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Could you find it previously
when you didn't look at it?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# so you don't know where it is?...
...is that what you're saying?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Of course
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# thank...
...you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Redsushi's somewhat ahead in the polls, eh?
0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
# yeah...slightly...
...get a life redsushi !!!..... :D... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Bah, it's nothing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Thanks...
...i knew i had to be on there... (why i don't know).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# FORWARD TORPEDOES, FIRE
by the way I love that skull shoulderpad
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# While it's nice to see some illustrated boobs that obey gravity,
Wouldn't this lovely lady have serious back pain? :P

And whilst I'm being picky, the jaw line is slightly too long in profile. But everything else is fucking woo.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# just a shit sketch.......................................................here's the real deal...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# hitler brand wine
only the best for breasty warrior maidens
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# *drolls* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
#
l o
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)
# the hair alone is outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Hair texture is very good!
she appears to have masonic eyebrows though.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# it's my sketch but not my design...
...that's how the character looks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# *that, is incredible*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# that...
...is appreciated!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Haven't I seen this before?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# *error*...
...it freaked out on me...file name, etc.*error*error*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# You drew hitler on the bottle
Compo it!
(JoePesky, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# i compo'd it the other day...i just wanted to show the sketches which led to the ink...
...(i hit the wrong buttons).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# !!!!!
The hair is especially awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# she just washed it...
...sexy vampiress!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# whussup e...
...lbow?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I thought you were talking to yourself then
the matching icons and the similarity in lettering confused me
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# ha ha...we are one...
...i let him hold the brains.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# get a website, hippie!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# i know...i'm slow...
...(been busy working on serious arts)...i will get in gear soon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# This strangely reminds me of the
GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME
www.lanceandeskimo.com/flash/quest.html
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# i'm stuck on level 2 :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# That is indeed..
I've been playing it off and on since it was released in the late 80's; I'm better at it now but some of those puzzles still get me!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# GJM!
The Tall Stump ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I been there
don't drink the water
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Where be dragons?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Nice one, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# GJM
including rotated peanuts bird.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Great job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# mossy enclave...
...here i come!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# yaaay~!
luvvly mappage :D
/wanders

Oh yeah, this is Spore Island™
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# that's great!...
GJK...!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# if I cross the Arroyo bridge do I have to find Vic in Klamath
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# i see two horses getting on with an alligator
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Office Hitler


From office.microsoft.com, with minor adjustment
(jingles, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Ha.
He's better than the Paperclip :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
# hehehe
Was it just me or was the launch of the new science program on BBC 1, like a gnats fart in a hurricane
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Haha
Plot a course across Europe?
Ostracize the Jew?
Come up with a Final Solution?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ha!
In other news..
My house tonight is full of dogs with LASEREYES

Oi, why are you looking at my dogs. you caaant?
What is your house full of tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Lovely doggage
My house is full of lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I can send Charlie in a taxi if you GAZ me your bank details

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# At least you wont get any trouble out of the cavy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hehe
They're waiting for the cat to fall off the chandelier..
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# They are after a tasty snack
It will be you or the cat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I was holding biscuits aloft
The drooling black lab gives it away, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Food and labs, you will never see a dog so ready to kill for food
Did you staple the springer to floor, as it doesn't seem to be moving?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# The legs were quivering
the head was rock steady. Typical manic springer bitch. She really needs to get on her bike and find a job.
edit/ and yes I've never seen a dog hoover food up like most black labs do. Except maybe chocolate labs. They really don't even make any effort to chew, its all hoover, choke, small vomit, hoover, choke, small vomit, pant...hoover, choke etc
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# My house is full of cats with laser eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# You wanna see a vet mate
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
# They've all got fuckin awesome laser eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I would, but he won't let me.
And, with eyes like that, I'm not gonna argue...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# That's a lot of dog
I have 3 here
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# 3 is the best number to have
They get to live in a pack and keep each other busy, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I bet they change this character
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# He's probably a better drummer too...


Had to get this out of my brain. Not particularly funny or well executed, but what the hell...it's my first post, so please be gentle with me.(goes back to lurking in the shadows)
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Snorky! take out the trash!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# la la la lalalal la la la la la lalala la
*notalges*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] woo gaffer tape.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# :DDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# hey are your ears really ringing that bad or are you just missing a little bit of yellow noise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Only my left ear. But yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# i bet you can fix it with yellow noise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i'll never go to jail
because jail is for bad people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# A conversation with Jesus
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a scotch and soda along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said, “Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
Jesus replied, “Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.”
I said: “I thought that money was the root of all evil.”
Jesus replied, “No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad.”
I was starting to feel better, but I still had a few burning questions, so I asked, “Jesus, what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?”
Jesus replied: “That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.”
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Racismlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# ^ this
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Hey Sam!
Wanna see something funny? I was just looking for a picture of George W Bush and found this:

www.clipagon.com/George_W_Bush_3.png

LOL! Worst drawing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# haha good job they tagged it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
Also, I like answering questions on Yahoo Answers.

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714111039AApWtcN
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha :D
nice referencing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
(even though I've spent all day on tvtropes, which is as densely packed with references as a cultural neutron star)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I also asked a question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArWMxwMV7GgvK.Sy8SrmrUojzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090714112214AAJF9Z1

This is my fave answer so far:

""Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Albert Eienstein

"The most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion on an intelligent and powerful Being." Isaac Newton, Principia

"It is true, that a little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion ..." Sir Francis Bacon

You can dislike it all you want, I'm just providing an answer to the question by providing facts and quotes from scientists."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I too enjoy this.
but never ask anything worth posting here.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Remember:
"I'm believer in equality.

If you were to rape someone and call the child Jesus, I'd see you in jail.
The same should happen to the gods.

If you were to kill someone then I would see you in court and then in jail. The same should happen to gods.

If you were able to stop the killing of someone but didn't, you would be charged with negligence or manslaughter. The same should happen to gods.

Too bad the gods never live up to their own moral codes.

PS Didn't someone's god create Darwin?"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# an Adversary is what you have after a year, or a number of years, of being married.
Oh my good lord, I swear a bit of wee came out I laughed so hard.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I try my best ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# you bloody smartarse... great work, there!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# that's Guy Smiley from the Muppets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fuck, you're right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# It totally is as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# HIS IRISES ARE ESCAPING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# It's UNCANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I know right?
Like, WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Good Grief!
That's just appalling!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I bet you drew it :p
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Yep, that's about my level*
*really is my level (which is why I don't draw anything, that's my brother's oevre)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Ha.
Did you stick them on and then watch TV all day waiting for someone to appear in place?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# if the idea makes you happy
then yes, that's what I did :)
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Ha.
You loser, you should have just paused it and put them on after ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# but...I...but...
DAMN YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
# LOL!
Consider yourself legalised ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# he killed the internet for everyone by getting there first
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Haaaa!
awesome win :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pea
Hitler's timing was poor.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I'd heard that this is what actually happened
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Oswald Mosley would have been devastated and disappointed
If he'd known.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Woo!
Clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
# click :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# click!
well done making him look like a mustachioed five year old :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Thank you
I thought it was as good a way of conveying my disrespect as any other.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# yay!
I hoped this would be peaed, I remember it in my head as being done in the style of Grey Kid and confused him when asking about it.

Now clicked (as I should have done originally) and saved for future enjoyment. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Generous praise indeed, thank you very much
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Deserved
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Although they're both great
there is indeed one in the style of Grey Kid, I'm certain. Or was it (the style of) The Neville?
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# haha
it took two reads to click, top notch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# /me makes mental note
Never read b3ta at work...
Or you'll burst out in a loud laugh, and then have to explain why you did so to your colleagues... And you can't really as you'd have to point out the image.

Awesome pun there. Well done.
(NoSoup4U, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Awesome
But since when did Hitler look like one of the Scousers from Harry Enfield and Chums?
(blotchydave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# A A A
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# RIS?
The German words for Jews and juice are Juden and Zaft, respectively. Neither word rhymes with the other one, so where is the joke?

Someone please explain, 'cause I'm RISing my little black heart out.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# you know
horses don't really talk as well?
(ms, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Hitler...
... only spoke German in the movies you know.
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Make me think of this :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgwW1KOHYZg
(yes, it's french, you can skip to 1:00 for the interesting part)
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# le lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# That was great :) Although trying to understand a Frenchman speaking German (as a Brit) is tricky...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# hahahah!
this is infinitely better than just photoshopping it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# No sorry you have lost me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# YES HE CAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Ha. How silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
# he always hated suburban leap frog :(
so many crushed testicals

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I dids done a picatchoor :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# This is Shit*
*fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# You're fucking brilliant* :D
*shit

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# You're fucking ginger!*
*ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
# does wanking count as fucking?
if so... yes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Fantablious!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# *curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Utter shite!
I'm mean excellent... When do they repaint him to become a value bot?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# it seems to be a common mistake
hotrod is catering for the value crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# hey does anyone think it is bad that you can use the internet
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Me, specifically: Or is this a generic you?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# no sorry
please don't take this as a personal thing

i mean "you: the reader", not "you: arrangedletters".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
# no offense taken, kind sir.
it has eased the access to horrific brain filth... I'm not sure whether I find this bad or not.

my soul is defenately more tarnished because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
# don't get me wrong here
i mean, by reading it you are implicated, so i really don't want to act like it is 100% not aimed at you - i just don't want you thinking this is aimed solely at you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# YOU ARE READING THE WORDS I TYPE ON YOUR COMPUTOR SCREEN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# which optimusation algorithm did you use?
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I divided it by prime numbers.
thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Lovely!
Roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# That's cracking stuff!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# this is awesome :)
and terrifyingly possible. some frigging tesco director is probably looking at this right now and cackling "yessssssss! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" while lightning cracks the sky!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# :o ) Hey hey hey

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# SHIT MY MALWARE FILTER HAS FAILED
oh no - it's alright
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# finally, i'm getting the transfer rate i'm paying for!
oh, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# CasinoV2.exe
PERVERT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# look at it spurting its "packets"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# you'd better run an anti-virus scan
that folder's hung like a trojan horse
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] More of a Sketch of Hitler, really...
Mr. Hilter
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# it's Ron from Sparks!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I just thought i'd say that i haven't heard about sparks or ron and maybe just leave it there


this is my contribution to the conversation
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Curses
I've been rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# *feargiggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# ZE RUSSIAN FRONT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# They cancelled his XBox Live account
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOUR FIRST BORN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# whoa, that's pretty hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBfLOZ2CjQ

He really is the most odious little shit I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# yeah i'm pretty sure that historical wars aren't allowed to have xbox live accounts
i mean it would help them achieve their historical victories and fuck with the whole timespace thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Also you can't reallistically engage Allied forces on multiple theatres with a remote up your arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I hope that one day i get so angry i feel compelled to stick a remote up my bumhole
I'm not there yet but i gave up world of warcraft 5 years ago so maybe it won't happen
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I gave up WoW as soon as I heard about it.
I don't do computer games really. It's not a moral thing,
I'm just shockingly bad at them. I did all right on Tekken.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I like civilisation 4
i wasted all my life on civilisation but the good part is that because it's turn based i can just get up and walk away if the phone rings or if someone comes over.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I wouldn't have that problem
*keb/-\bs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
#
whatdoyoulike2play.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Heil hamster
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# "You Eeeenglish Prairie dogs"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# he looks at me but i do not look at him
i look slightly above and to the right.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# hahahaha he looks like Ron Mael
edit: here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I wish I could find that scene from Green Wing
Where they do the Sparks impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I'll ask for you
my brother-in-law is one of the writers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# ..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1si7FW7FTdw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Nice one
Clever of them to not include tag words like Sparks This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Us
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
#
Kinda shows that alot of people remember seeing this on TV back in the 70's and that Sparks are still relevant today. Otherwise they wouldn't have bothered making this spoof. Sparks have wrote amazing music for more than 30 years now
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Isn't that a Spanish honey/rum-based liquer?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# ja!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Been a while since I was here...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# hahahaha
I love those stupid problem stories in the tabloids

Wimmins walk around virtually naked - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Happens all the time in my cult compound
Yay for personal harems!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D

Interesting factoid: When I was about 7, I was in one of those style of strips in a teen magazine with my brother and sister, being babysat by our neighbour. Truefax!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Was it called The Cement Garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Nah.
The neighbours who lived there before :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *LOL*
fucking superb!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Epic WRONGNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# hahar
scan it post it regret it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Ha.
Even if I knew where it was I wouldn't :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Cool, I didn't know you were Braces Tower!
I must have linked to your Eleven Twelve a few times here.

edit: Actually I'd never seen you post here before, I must have been confusing you with another account.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Haha!
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
#


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8147566.stm PROOF
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha 'Tumbledriers: No'!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
#
Love it. Very nice..*purrs*
(thecorinthian wants to know if it's beer o'clock yet?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha
Slow News Day Reporter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Obviously thought that the top stories were wearing a bit thin.
'Earlier today, sources have confirmed that Michael Jackson is apparently still dead'.
'Director Michael Bay has been attacked by critics for an over-reliance on special effects and explosions in his latest film "The Giant Robots Who Blow Stuff Up"'.
'Maddie, Diana, etc.'
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Cheeky pearost :)
Mews
(Jokel, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(Peter_G, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Little fuckers.
Just got back from Corfu - 'Ooh, you got a lot of mosquito bites'. Really, funny how not a single one of them is above the knee. Cat flea bites thanks to the dumpster-diving hairy little shits all over the resort, that I even saw licking someone's fingers in a resturant. I say terminate the manipulative little flea-barges while we still can.

*and relaxxxx...*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# haha
Kavos or one of the more respectable resorts?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Paleokastritsa
Pretty. Took my Asus so I could work on my all-new game for the 48K ZX Spectrum too - jolly LOLs ;-) But the mangy cats need wiping out.

Kavos? What do you think I am, the sort that goes to the closing party of the Cherry Bay in Laganas and drinks up their entire stock of Mythos. Oh, wait, that was me...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# nice resort. I quite like the Kassipoea part too - don't remember seeing many cats there
you took your laptop on holiday to write a ZX spectrum game!

that's errrm, dedication?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# 'Lunacy', I think. I say bollocks to it. It's my holiday.
I got funny looks for my 'noise-cancelling headphones' on the plane too. A set of bright yellow industrial ear defenders over some Sennheiser HDR earbuds. Lovely sound reproduction.

Haven't seen the north-east yet. Heard it's quite a traditional part of the island.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# it is - fishing villages and the like, but some modern bars and tavernas etc
probably an hours drive from Paleo

very nice for relaxing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Happy 14th July fellow froggies !
Have some sillyness :
Image hosted by uppix.net
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# shouldn't that be a white flag?
*scarpers* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *applauds*
classic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *agrees*
Also concur re: Brydon. Love him dearly usually, but was completely underwhelmed.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# It wasn't good, was it?
Evidently reading from the script. Which kind of ruins it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I haven't listened to it yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Sadly, it's a bit weak.
Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I honestly can't remember anything he said
Stephen Fry sounded like he was enjoying himself too much, which is just not on AT ALL, and Brydon was just.... Meh. Which just leaves Dee. *votes Dee*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Dimbleby. Get Dimbleby
*petitions the BBC*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Don't suggest a news-type!
They'll give us Dermot Murnaghahagahngagnagan instead!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# gah, no. Or Jezza Vine
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Grrrrrrr *feels BP rising*
He RUINED lunchtimes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Oh god, not bloody "TV's Jeremy Vine"....
What happened to him, he used to be brilliant on Broadcasting House when filling in for Eddie Mair.

*fumes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Am I the only person who likes Jeremy Vine?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# It's looking that way.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Well I don't care,
you are all just clearly lacking in any semblance of taste :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I'm still not convinced about this Dimbleby thing of yours.
Jack Dee was excellent, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Dee was excellent
Just watch Dimbleby on QT. These last few months have
been a joy to watch him. He's joking, and he's in on it.
He'd be perfect for the delivery of the double entendres.
Although Dee was great, it doesn't need a Comedian hosting.
It needs someone 'away' from the field
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# He wouldn't be able to go back to QT and be taken seriously
This needs... erm... I don't know. Jack is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I still say Judi Dench
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I don't see why not
and anyway, Dimbleby has kept a lighter tone of late, and it's his guests who keep it serious.
Let's not forget, his father Richard Dimbleby was also behind the great 'Spaghetti tree' hoax and he was a serious broadcaster
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Yep, go along with that entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# So anyway *nosey pokes*
Where you off to?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Le Brum!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Have you had your jabs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I've decided to limit myself to the trepanning and leech-craft*
*given the level of medical care I expect to find.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I know that
Which bit?

/Wants to know if you're off swankywards or mankywards ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Pretty central...
Apart from the garish lighting on the roof terrace; This pretty much is the ticket: www.findaproperty.com/displayprop.aspx?edid=00&salerent=0&pid=4175882
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Roof of the Bullring them?
;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I'm not going to live in the Rotunda...no way.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# May I heartily recommend a Thai restaurant
Right next to the Sea Life Centre? The fact they serve very good squid is entirely coincidental.....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Kitchen looks a bit small.
/first thing I look for in a flat blog
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# The kitchen is a major factor
But I do like the outside space, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Everything else looks rather fantastic though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# dibs the couch at the housewarming b3ta bash
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Of course, sir.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Dibs on a tent out on the roof :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Bags I London ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# You're bloody welcome to it...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# arf
but I read somewhere that across history, Le France have won more battles than any other country.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# In terms of Students v Police, they probably have.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Yeah, but we won the important ones
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I always thought that having the first Eurostar terminal at Waterloo station
was particularly piquant...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# In terms of Sheep v Farmers, they probably have.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# No fair, they've been a country longer than most.
And they used to be a bunch of war mongering buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I think that's what skews it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I also notice very few cheese eating monkeys :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# you left out the crucial word there
'surrender'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# who did the pic that made FP
with the French army supplies lorry?

"Fromage et le drapeaux blanc"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# haha, no idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# pfffft
found this while looking for it

2.bp.blogspot.com/_gN6gS04qpEQ/ReEq5Iheo7I/AAAAAAAAASM/U6eS9O5-FiQ/s400/FrenchArmyKnife.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Classic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# It's a DIY flag kit.
A white sheet, some red wine and the cheese is a "bleu d'Auvergne" et voilà, a tricolour flag !
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# The White part of the flag is supposed to represent the royalty
and the revolution was against that royalty.



But yes, an older version of the nationnal flag was plain white (colour of the King)
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Ha.,
I think it is more in reference to the White flag of surrender ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I know,
And at first, I thought I could indeed whiten the entire flag.



But I surrendered to my lazyness :)
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha :)
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Reasons why I hate France today #1:
I nearly fell off the walls of Montreuil when I was last there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Hey !
It's not our fault if you were walking on the wrong side of the wall.
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Fellow frogs?
You think we let more than one of you in at a time? ;)

Happy Frog Day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Merci
What will happen to me when the next one come ? :'( ?
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# FUCK
I just realised i was supposed to renew the lease on this place

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# France?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# *throws rocks*
Joyeux fête nationale monsieur/mademoiselle/quelque chose
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Merci
** ouch **
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# doodle
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Nice c:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I likes that a lot *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# doodle meant penis when i was 4
also hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Why do I see a very worrying ultrasound?
Nice work :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I would be happy if there was a dragon inside me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Dragon yes
Strange bald man with mobile phone, not so much
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# That is what happens when you go to those kinds of pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Wise words as ever, Mrs T.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Would you actually?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Oooh, looking nices.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# coo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Bellicose Veins

First offering of hopefully many! :o)
(thecorinthian wants to know if it's beer o'clock yet?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# hehehehe
pull|shop:chair|kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# these are just legs, bro
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Like a misshapen pair of Lion Bars
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Oooh, a new word!
Yuck veins though :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# reminds me of that gag:
"I used to know a girl who had such bad varicose veins she looked like she was wearing fleshtone corduroy trousers..."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# *shudders*
Varicose Vein day in theatres would be the day I was praying to be somewhere else....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# ohihiohiohhiohiohiohh glaven O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Those veins look varicose
to the surface.
Welcome Noob and keep 'em coming.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
#
*groans* but thanks, good to be here!
(thecorinthian wants to know if it's beer o'clock yet?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# More bad casting...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *LOL*
Excellent.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Thank you sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
he is just waiting for some thing to go up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# ..
casting optimising ;)
come on Ninj

it's great, by the way. more Hawtrey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Thanks Archie
What have I done wrong, re-optimising? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Aparrently this isn't NSFW


Click for bigger

It's not a repost, as I altered the stomach a bit to make it look better.

If you stare at it for a while, then look at something white, you can see it in more normal skin colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Obviously arts, and quite lovely :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAH! NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha.
It's the spunking cocks isn't it, and the massive gaping vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Hey i just wanted to mention
my cousin's wife had a 4kg baby last night after a 76 hour labour.

It was 52cm, the record for the biggest baby born in Australia is 55cm.

She did it drug free.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# That makes me want to get rid of my ovaries even more.
Well done for her though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Top work
Hope mum and hoonlet are doing well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# the babby is all wrinkly like it hasn't grown into its skin yet or something
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# gross
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I saw it today and it's already a big babby
only one day old and it's ready to punch the fuck out of a 6-monther.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I want to battle this child against another child
i think that this would be a good thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I use Blastoise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# ARTICUNO, FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# YOU GOT SOME OBSESSION, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I never caught then all, Ttssattsr.
I never caught them all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Sup, Midna.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Silly Ttssattsr
Midna has head and furry fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# A cat turns into a prostitute.
I do like your pictar though, Cleo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Thank you there Mr Ttssattsr :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# cor
that am ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Pfft
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha :D
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I've been away from here too long, I had to filename that....
*hangs head in shame*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Get her a thicker coat.
It's friesian out there.
Oh and Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I wouldn't mind, but I don't even smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# the funny thing is
my mum did suck off Hitler

but she said you were shit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# That I can believe
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# your mum agreed with her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# what is hitler holding?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# haha
sounds like a question from Roy Walker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# That's his arm and an arm band.
I thought that was obvious, though now you mention it, it looks like he has a can of silly string.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

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