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[challenge entry] RIGGS!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I'm the Wizard now!
That would make the Potter films so much better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
and this
(1.618..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
#
#http://www.b3tards.com/u/33c8c804092e39b83959/bmxbandits.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I remember seeing B.M.X bandits as a kid, it was shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Yes
Yes it was. I was SOOOO disappointed


*cries a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# *gnash* *gnash* *gnash* *gnash* *gnash* *gnash* *gnash* *gnash* *gnash* *gnash* *gnash* *gnash*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# It's like a junior Gary Busey
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# and again!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# ...and again...
...best E.T. ever..............................(deja vu)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# vuja de
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# This is WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# THE FILM THEY ALMOST B&
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# WHERE'S YER TOOL?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# mondays drawing

the wise old man is a happy dancer.

also hi.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# If dances anymore he'll die.
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# His pubes could do with a trim
How rude, hullo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# That reminds me of when Dave Allen was going on about this women he shag and she had the longers pubes ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# To quote a legendary friend of mine
"Ironically enough, the girl with the hairiest minge I've ever shagged was completely bald."

I think it should be the title of his autobiography.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
# It reminds me of a painters work, can't remember their name
Hi ms morbo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hmm, freud likes to paint himself in the nip
doesn't dance though.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I was thinking of a Medieval painter, they painted their dreams, which were mad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Hieronymus Bosch?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# ah, hmm, other than reeling off bocsh, breugal etc i don't know
if your sig is accurate, happy bithday!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Bosch, thats the bugger :)
Aye, tis my birthday, one year nearer 30

thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Yes you are
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Stop being shitty to one another.
Be lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I'm not the one who is being shitty
He has a problem, which he needs to work out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Woo

I really like this.

I even clicked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :) thanks
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# 'Dancing on your grave"...
...Motorhead.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# monty burns?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# mindpiss
but still, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# i'm doing mostly mindpiss at the moment
i've decided its better than bugger all, which is where i was before.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ...is there a post-insertion picture?
Nicely. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Bah

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# :D FFOOAAAHH
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# fan...
...tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Well done sir :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# a bit cruel I know............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# rubbish!
for fuck sake... can't we get some talent!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# have this totally unrelated pea
you fucking retard!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# AND THIS IMAGE IS OVER 50K!
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# RESIZE THIS IMMEDIATELY!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# hehehe, nice one :)
I noticed the other day that Anthony Hopkins looks like my Grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Does he eat rappers' brains?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# No, because my grandad has been dead for 12 years
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Ah
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# It freaked me out a bit when I saw him in the film The World's Fastest Indian
Now even time I see Anthony Hopkins, I see my grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# That's funny
Every time I see Tommy Cooper I see my grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Seriously
She was 6'4" at the end. Bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Odd :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# look at me
I'm a reposting bitch.

edit:that was aimed at myself for posting two peas in as many seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# nice flim mixing
on a related note
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# oof

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# did you know
mediocre people do exceptional things all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# They do?

Why was I not informed? Oh, I supposed you're informing me now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Okay, who had the croissants?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I read that as HEPATITUS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# HEPATITIS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# HYPERTUTUS
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# HYPER TITS
My nickname for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# good nickname

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# HEPHAESTUS?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I'm not as familiar with the spelling as you
HAHAH SEE WHAT I DID, I MADE THE SUGGESTION THAT YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH HEPATITIS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I googled it.... I was thinking that that spelling looked wrong
I do not have it.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Nah it's ok
I'm a spelling mong.

SAY IT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# IT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Oh god, now he's going to post the definition again.
We're stuck in a loop
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Na, he's ignoring me, he can't see this shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Otterby is tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# that's because you have std's on the brain
TAKE MEDICINE BEFORE YOU ARE MAD
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ged to da choppa!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Best film ever
about high class prostitutes and comedy racist chinamen
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature

/ac (!)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# They're anarchists, they won't hurt you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# It was all the rage then to have a comedy racist Chinaman
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Hehehe
Fact: Her first acting job in a film was in The Lavender Hill Mob
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I'm shit at this
because I don't often recognize the original poster.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Commando
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Er, no, boxers.
Why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I want to sniff your gusset
Watch that become the random quote on stats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Haha
I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I think that's the law of the b3ta movie poster competition.
As time tends towards Wednesday, obscurity of movie tends towards 'whut'
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# bela lugosi's dad
duh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha
You silly
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin trying to squeeze this out all afternoon... bloody work


wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Selma Blair...... would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# seconded AND thirded
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# hehehe, yet to see hellboy two :)
I think I have seen the man with the golden arm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Saul Bass ftw
PS Selma Blair... would
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Yes
and indeed yes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Nicely!
Duly clicked.

Luke Goss was fkn hot in that...which is several levels of wrong, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# In Lukes case he did become more famous then his brother
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Over my head, but I appreciate the work involved
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# tis based on man with the Golden Arm
i was going for that whole 'golden arm' = 'golden army' connection thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# WHO DU YU THINK; LIBYUNS!!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# What is it?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# A white hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Is this some kind of slang for a zit?
Because if it is...
*puches fist into the palm of his hand*
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It's a Red Dwarf quote.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# A White Hole?

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe - a white hole returns it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# you mean that thing's spewing time
back into the universe?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Precisely.
That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# just when things are taking a dwarfy turn
my lunch is ready.
later all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# So what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# \o/
www.b3ta.com/board/9593676
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# it
it
1  /t/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [it] Show IPA pronoun, nominative it, possessive its or (Obsolete or Dialect) it, objective it; plural nominative they, possessive their or theirs, objective them; noun
Use it in a Sentence
โ€“pronoun
1. (used to represent an inanimate thing understood, previously mentioned, about to be mentioned, or present in the immediate context): It has whitewall tires and red upholstery. You can't tell a book by its cover.
2. (used to represent a person or animal understood, previously mentioned, or about to be mentioned whose gender is unknown or disregarded): It was the largest ever caught off the Florida coast. Who was it? It was John. The horse had its saddle on.
3. (used to represent a group understood or previously mentioned): The judge told the jury it must decide two issues.
4. (used to represent a concept or abstract idea understood or previously stated): It all started with Adam and Eve. He has been taught to believe it all his life.
5. (used to represent an action or activity understood, previously mentioned, or about to be mentioned): Since you don't like it, you don't have to go skiing.
6. (used as the impersonal subject of the verb to be, esp. to refer to time, distance, or the weather): It is six o'clock. It is five miles to town. It was foggy.
7. (used in statements expressing an action, condition, fact, circumstance, or situation without reference to an agent): If it weren't for Edna, I wouldn't go.
8. (used in referring to something as the origin or cause of pain, pleasure, etc.): Where does it hurt? It looks bad for the candidate.
9. (used in referring to a source not specifically named or described): It is said that love is blind.
10. (used in referring to the general state of affairs; circumstances, fate, or life in general): How's it going with you?
11. (used as an anticipatory subject or object to make a sentence more eloquent or suspenseful or to shift emphasis): It is necessary that you do your duty. It was a gun that he was carrying.
12. Informal. (used instead of the pronoun its before a gerund): It having rained for only one hour didn't help the crops.
โ€“noun
13. (in children's games) the player called upon to perform some task, as, in tag, the one who must catch the other players.
14. Slang.
a. sex appeal.
b. sexual intercourse.
โ€”Idioms
15. get with it, Slang. to become active or interested: He was warned to get with it or resign.
16. have it, Informal.
a. to love someone: She really has it bad for him.
b. to possess the requisite abilities for something; be talented, adept, or proficient: In this business youeither have it or you don't.
17. with it, Slang.
a. aware of the latest fads, fashions, etc.; up-to-date.
b. attentive or alert: I'm just not with it early in the morning.
c. understanding or appreciative of something, as jazz.
d. Carnival Slang. being a member of the carnival.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# You really are dullard of unimaginable crapness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Is that like a Picard of imaginable baldness?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Picard is the god of baldness
If he wasn't bald, then he would just be a man with hair
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I can't imagine Picard with hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# But I can imagine him with cum running down his bald head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I like you haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Honestly?
I haven't...

I imagined it dripping out of Wesley Crusher though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Wesley, Wesley O_O
As long as it shuts him up and means he dies on the next away mission
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# These thoughts were a long time ago, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I would shag his mum and then make sure he walked in on us as I was doing her up her arse
Just to see him running off crying and traumatised by seeing his mum getting it up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# No you wouldnt
You've never had sex in your life and wouldnt have a clue about what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Yawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# That's a lot of its to be sluffed.
Perhaps too much spluffing
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Spliffing it
I went on the Oxford English dictionary website, they don't have an entry for it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I learnt my first piece of carnival slang today.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Which was what?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I accuse you of not reading your own post.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# oiu
j'accusse aussi!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# No I didn't read it, I will read it now
I just copied and pasted it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Well read it, it might be NSFW or VERY RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# WHY??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# No - it's just a horribly banal attempt at humour on his part.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# It doesnt matter, he can;t see me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I'm debating whether it's worth seeing his drivel anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I have such low self esteem that whenever I see a long thread that I posted in I think to myself "Look at all those people who aren't ignoring me"
Then I have a wank and a cry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Wanker.
Crybaby.

You *are* ignoring me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# How do you do a broken heart in emoticons. Um. </3 :(((
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Oh fuck, you're not.
erm, wrong reply, accidental typing, tourettes, etc. Obviously convincing, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Have you been listening to Kunt and the gang's album "I have a little wank and I have a little cry?"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I have not.
But it sounds like I have been retroactively plagiarised.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Have a little wank
Have a little cry
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I think he's ignoring you dixy :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I don't actually ignore anyone (except you) because I'd just end up missing out on all the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Fine... no more elephant threads for you
And Bollocks I accidently clicked I like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Me too now
Maybe it will make the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Can I make it up to you by not making a bomb-degree based gag?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# No, you can't
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That used to work :(
What happened to us, pip :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# You became a cunt! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *tries to work out who's ignoring whom*
*head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Professor Plum with the candlestick in the library
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Ignor'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I'm going to cite you as a key reason for my premature-by-30-years midlife crisis.
First the mixtape and now this :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# LALALALALALALALALALALALALA.
I have about 10 playlists on this computer that I need to burn and send. I really should set a day aside and do that soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Quite often I go on your last.fm only to be presented with a list of bands I have never heard of
I pick one at random and listen and they're usually quite good.

Let's be friends.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# :D bff
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# lolwerdz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# That's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# :'C Icke
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Jo Whiley?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# excellent stuff :D
making me think of "Wheetos"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Great Scott!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# probably not
In order to render the skin shader at 30 fps would require 1.21 GIGAWATTS!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Great scott!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
That would have been great if he was in it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# what the hell is a gigawatt?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Just who took this picture?


Click for bigger (282 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Moon dentist.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Egads *monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Get CSI on it
Zoom on helmet reflection... zoom... optimise... zoom... enhance... zoom...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# haha :D my god!
this man has crabs!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# penis frostbite incoming!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Doctor Manhattan?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I think I've discovered Gillette's advertising template.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Facegrate TURBO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Mossbeard Ultra.
For the man who is a beard who is a moss.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hehehe
(Peter_G, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
shave my face til i bleed bone marrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :(
I saw a video last night of a man diving off a cliff into the sea and hitting his face on a concrete walkway below.

It was horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Ugh
I remember a guy I lived with told me he had a snuff video.
These days you don't need sick connections, just an internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# How is is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# His face/front part of his head split completely in two
And he was still alive in hospital :(

Why do I watch these stupid links people send me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Duuuuuude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I know.
He could smoke like a whole box of cigars without taking them out of the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I have watched some sick shit in the past, but I wish I hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I think the video that haunted me the most was that chechnyan beheading video
I remember watching it about 8 years ago and wishing mind bleach was real :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# like that bloody teddy version of the iraqi(?) beheading
where the f**ing sound was real :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# :( I need fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# not technically fluff
but will a piglet squid do?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# :D
i want a flock of them, capable of flying through the air, so i can take them on walks around town. now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I reckon they'd be cheeky little buggers who keep flying away and hiding in the flowerbeds
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# yes! and they'd steal the flakes from people's ice creams and suchlike too
need :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Thank you for gleeing my hometime up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# ^this
The internet has taught me to defer my own curiousity.

Watching that English chap get beheaded did it for me.
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Mr McBawls,
stop watching those stupid links people send you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I'm going to stick with keyboard cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# What if keyboard cat played him off?
That would be a quandary.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Actually, that might make it better.
End on a high note :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# argh christ >.< was he ok?
(in an overall sense - i'm gonna assume his face wasn't looking so hot)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# i'm sorry
but that makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# the gillette-sponsored death of jordy verril
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Razor with a window on it
When will these mad bastards stop playing god with these mad razors
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# It's a travel razor.
You take it with you and then just sleep in it at night.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# still to small for my bollocks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably Bindone?


(inspired by Hol[]y down the page a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# edgy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# run dorothy! run!
woo :)

edit: zomg i inspired someone! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Run, Eliza, run.
Run, Eliza, run.
Run from Simon, run.
Run Eliza, run, run.
Run from Simon, run, run.
Poor Eliza.
Run from Simon,
Eliza run
Eliza run from Simon, run.
Eliza, run.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# What happened to Catpain Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I dunno
I was hoping someone else could clue me in as she's not answering my chosen channels of communication :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# is that a deliberate typo?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Catpain Oww.
Sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# see house run.
run house run.
see runn run.
run runn run.
runn house runz see runz house whose house runn's house run house who's house i'm house house run runn runs argh
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I want to go home :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# >RUN DMC
Error: It's tricky to initialise a rhyme, to initialise a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky. Tricky, tricky, tricky tricky.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# MUST BE ON THE POPULAR PAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Where has b3ta hidden my friends?
Most of them have been offline today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# They've all ignored you :(
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# You have no friends - I'm sorry.
It was one of those horrible dreams that you think is real for a split second. Lets cry and drink and drink cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Phew
I'll calm down then
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Have a little wank and have a little cry.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# They're having a pants party
You aren't invited
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# no idea
but enjoy a refreshing game of Beach Blanket Bingo

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I have watched that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Its my most favourite film that I have never watched
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# It is pure sexy shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# this is really
beautifully done :)

(and actually fits the brief!)

totally awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Haha, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Dada, daa-daadadada-dadaa-daada
MAMBO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# oh, you utter nonsense!
this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# :D
thankee
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# haha
I bet he drives a Jahg!*


*Top Gear, Clarkson's a cunt yes yes yes already
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Clarkson entertains me. Haters begone.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# me too TBH
the man gets to drop pianos on cars. What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# he is hysterical
for all the wrong reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# You're immortal, your opinion is invalid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# no, i'm immoral
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Yeah, immortal. I'm not seeing a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# in that case
i'll be sure to get pissed at your funeral
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# If I had a piano, I wouldn't let him near it
but I still enjoy top gear
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# would you let him near your organ?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
no
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# i like to buy cheap books from the charity shop from time to time
saw 4 copies of World according to Clarkson in one shop. And the number can only really go up.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# mmmmyyyeeeeeeeeeessss :)
jolly spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Chortle!
Nice one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] So what do YOU want for Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Happy RL b3taday Earl
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# harpy biffday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Hithy Barpday!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ): yadhtriB yppaH
!tuo-edisni denrut sah esrevinu eht dog ho
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# i'm saying nothing about santa
not after last night's santagate affair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Did he come down your chimney?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# no
i haven't got a chimney :(
i said he was a paedo, vodkafiend took offence
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# someone took offence because you said an imaginary person was a paedo?
I TAKE OFFENSE AT THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# i think he took more offense
at me telling him to get fucked.
still, he did call me a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# It appears that dramatic scene has been deleted :(
I fancied a good old read of some drama too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# elbow deleted it
in his role as peacekeeper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# dirty thread deleter
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# THERE HE IS!
*pounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# you're not allowed to pounce on elbow!
unless you're holding him down for me to repeatedly sex him.

hey, i've got a reputation to maintain here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# blessed are the peacekeepers
for they shall delete the threads that join together the things that were once there but are now not there except sometimes on Tuesdays...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# blessed are the cheesemakers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Did he spluff his load into your stockings?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# not lately
i wear fishnets, they increase efficient seepage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# were you impeached after orchestrating the burglary of his north pole headquarters?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# sshhh!
i'm keeping that quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *zips*
lips that is. *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hmm
i'll believe you - THIS TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ...i want a skullcrusher...and...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahahhahaha :D
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# is she scottish?
she looks scottish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# how the hell do i know...
...i just work here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# in that case
i shall declare her scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# fuck that's haunting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# jazz maru
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Whhooooooaaaaaaa
Swinging cat!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# shoobededoo WHA WHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# \o/ Maru <3
*looks into camera and drawls languidly*...nice...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# yesssss!
i hope she's playing the careless whisper solo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# <initiate standard response>
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahah! that is awesomeness :D
on the theme of musical animals:



Click for bigger (43 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# an eskimo...
takes his skidoo to the mechanic, the mechanic says "you've blown a seal". The eskimo looks shocked and starts rubbing his moustache "no I haven't, no I haven't"
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# "That's just frost on my moustache"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Vanilla ice cream
.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Fuck yeah, Maru!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# raaaaooooorrraaaaaaaaaOOOOOOOOOOOORrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaoooooooorrrrrr!
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hehehe
marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Gorgeous :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# MARU AND MONTY
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Maru
Did a poo
In my shoe
Now we're through.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# swing and jive, pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# he's standing on a door...rockin' on the floor...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Altogether now
I'm forever blowing bubbles...
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
# ...and the worms ate into his brain...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hha
That tickles me, that does.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# damn
i need to listen to floyd now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# ...and then you pour whatsh left of the white wine over the fish and shtir shlowly...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# not that floyd
i don't need any tips on getting pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# oh - you mean Pink Floyd
they have pretty poor fish recipes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# they do
but they know a lot about space cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# the fish spacecake just led to too many splashbacks*
*I'm not sure that this even qualifies as a pun in any way whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# it doesn't
but i want to make one now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# the track is 'Hey You'...
...from 'the Wall'.... :P.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# i know
it's my favourite of their albums. run like hell and the trial rawk!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# pow!
awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# face off
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# i messed up...it was supposed to be alot better than this piece of crap...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# i know the feeling
www.b3ta.com/board/9593323
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# damn...i missed some tiff...
...someone called Smashmonkey immoral?....well, DUH!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# heheheh
we all know it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# the mind maggots
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# don't be scared, monty
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# arrgghhh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ello all you lovely people :)


click for embiggenisation, and see hyah for th'riginal :) further: ph34r my 1337 font-creation skillz!

hopes for lack of bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# That is beautiful, Ma'am.
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# why thank you :)
(is technically a man though)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# You're a man?
But, you're beeeoooooootifooool.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# why thank you again :)
/looks like pc goody blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# haha really?
Bless your cotton socks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# it, unfortunately, has been remarked, yes :)
*puts the bag back on*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Loffly!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# :D
fanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# It's called
"pootling". I can't remember who coined the phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# George Pootling, 1845
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Died 1874 during a shitting accident.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# "I must entreat you sir, the wind is of such a velocity and bearing as to blow your shit right back up: you must desist!"
"Nonsense sir, stand aside. For here I squat, not for myself, nay, but for ENGLAND!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# for some reason, i read that as
neiiiiiigh! butt for england!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Ghandi.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# major henry mctavish-pootling
he used it as a descriptive term for the fondling of a male ostrich's gonads, during his stint in the royal fusiliers, during the battle of m'boto gorge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Spot on Sir/Madam
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# fankya :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I find your greeting offensive as I am not lovely, nor am I a person
I shall like your image and leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# then i shall thank you and DAMN YOU
in equal measure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# her head is spinning...
...and her little dog too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# you spin me round round baby right round
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hehe, that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# choo! choo! all aboard the punnage express
Raspberry-Ripple(head viaduct)

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# i like your steamfruit train
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I bet no one in the history of the world
has said that before.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# i'm a trendsetter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Ham-fisted brotards
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# i say that all the time
get with the times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Circular gusset anvils with broccoli icecream
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# now you're just showing off
or having a count duckula flashback, i'm not sure which.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# AAAAGH NANNY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ok, now i'm sure
*walks through the wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Thirteenth in a series of pointless quasi-educational ventures.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
you nutter
(Peter_G, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# They why are you trying to idenfity him as Birch?
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# where's the larch, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# #42, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahahha! this is so mad, it's getting a *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
AND YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM THE LARCH, WHEN I SHED MY LEAVES UPON THEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
winner
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# RE: Your sig
er, photos or it didn't happen? ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's exactly what I said!
...and he said, "It didn't happen." :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# sorry
my buffness is reverse proportional to the amount of time I spend on b3ta. Which makes me wonder about some of you lot. Especially RedSushi.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
I've always noticed how much he looks like a Birch Tree...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Fantastical
The Larch of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the deciduous trees of the selfish, and the evergreens of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of oak and pine, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his Larch's keeper and the finder of lost foliage. And I will strike down upon thee with great bark rot and furious canker, those who attempt to fell and destroy my trees, and you will know my name is The Larch, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Butch, whose chopper is this?
(antifuchs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderful stuff. This would go down well on The Isle of Man...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(cl1nt was named after dirty harry, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# what
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# then why'd you try and fuck him like a birch?
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Best thing I've seen in ages!
Thankyou. Now my keyboard needs cleaning. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] So have I got this compo right then?


Bit Q&D but been away and muuussst conttribbuute....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Well. Glad I bothered with that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# fantastic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

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