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# Run.....run for your life from the Tyranalkovich
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# he he he
I said anal.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
his head is the same texture as a t-rex's skin
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# :3
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# The horror..
I wonder what was in that envelope, it looked important
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless repost
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# The stomping kitten nazis are approaching
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
*flees*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# why not post it as a reply to an existing thread?
and avoid the abusive language altogether?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# abusive?
like "willies" and "poop"

and "bucket twat" and stuff?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# more backwardcuntplugger
shitsmearingwanklicker and mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg knob
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# "twatbasket"
"knobmangler"

"trumpetmong"

etc
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# cock boker
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# bitchplunger
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# rectal maseuse
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
# arse pancreas
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# scrotum chef
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I clicked this
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Twat blanket
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Mimsy Frond!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Spaz frost
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Dropsy twinge!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you win for sheer nonsense
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Sounds like a little village in dorset
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Clunge mittons
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# jizz bogeys
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Penis rust
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# even WANKEL ROTARY ENGINE!
Tits, winkle and vibraphone!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Umm
I am not well versed in the modern b3ta ways. I haven't frequented the board regularly for years, as you can see from my blatant reuse of an ancient (in internet years) meme.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# they'e all gone deatly quiet now
but reposting in a new thread is usually an excuse for burning pitchforks
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# It's getting a bit late
Nazis have to get up early to kick the dew of the grass.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# either that or Top Gear is on
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
# The last 2 episodes have been proper shit
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# that'll be due to one of two things
them involving Jeremy Clarkson




or cars
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# That's our future prime minister you're talking about

If facebook groups somehow sieze control
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# they must have squished the budget a bit
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Pfft :D
Thank god for 'Dave', it's taken a lot of them off the streets
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# what's a chevron?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Some sort of American car I saw on Top Gear
JC is soooo cool! Vroom, vroom, beep, beep!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Chevron!
Esso!
Shell!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Equally, DON'T delete the thread
You'll get another group complaining about that
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# damn right
I've got some good swearwords on this thread
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Ragh!
I am the groups of angry people mentioned above. I am very cross with you about something or other. Yay, nohands.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I haven't seen this before :)
As previously stated, reposting in a new thread is generally frowned upon. Its more of a crime during the day when the board is moving fast and someone's good work can be pushed off fast. At this time, its usually slow enough that anything near the bottom has been on page 1 for a while.

Anyway, fuck all that, its got No Hands and ZX Spectrum, that's a win in my book! :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# It's really old
April 2005 according to my file system, so maybe you will let me away with it with a slap on the wrist.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I don't think anyone's pissed off with you so not even a slap for you :)
4 years is a pretty long time, its almost virgin again.

I only wrote that as an explanation, not cos I give a fuck.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# *Slaps in the face*
quite a while mate ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# according to this, It was your first ever post in 2003 :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Oh dear
That was a long time ago, yet it was the first thing that I thought of when I read the words "kitten sports". Not being very good at the old Photoshoppery and being bored of the board, my b3ta intake for many years being only the weekly newsletter, I haven't made many images in those years. Probably less than one a year if you average it out.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Everytime you repost in a new thread, God goes out to the market and purchases a new pair of socks and a bag of large nails, with which he will whip you for his own pleasure and also a bit to punish you


(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Stop encouraging reposts, you!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] very fond of Wimbledon...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# they love watching the ballgirls bend over
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Haha
Glee
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Game, set and match!
This is fucking spot on! :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Perhaps it's a ball of cotton wool
swaying to and fro, let's not jump to conclusions
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Splendid!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Love Love !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# haha
brill:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# poor kitties
clearly bohemian rhapsody is stuck in repeat
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# i love
moving the curser in time to the movements :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)
# On the right
That one looks like he's rocking out. Love that.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Gut reaction
I heard their dad's in that racquet.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# can't stop revisiting this
the one on the right is brill
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
#
agreed, i had to login just to click i like this :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# MADONNA SMASH!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# *bokes*

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# *sympathetic boke*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Fuck me!
I am assuming the original arms aren't shopped?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# weirdly they now look spindly thin and wrong at their minimum point
but yes, they are unshopped then
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Rancid :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
# reasons not to be a vegetarian
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# my arms are pretty chunky and I'm a veggie
you don't have to eat meat to be fat ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# There's something quite uncool in being fat from tofu, you know

/runs ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha I imagine mass consumption of tofu results in Stay Puft Marshmallow man disease
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I used to respect you so much Toasty :(
;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I'm 90% veggie
would be 100 percent but you can't get a decent veggie sarnie when out and about.

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I really don't know what to say :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# "kiss me you fool" usually works
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# WOULD
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Good God!!
*Clicks well 'ard*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Urgh
Diagnose that.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# *Mark Sloanes*
Murder, it's murder.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# WTF?
i look nothing like madonna!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# and visa versa ?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# i should coco!
fuck! great whites on telly! i'm off!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# White on !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Envy . . .
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Fuck.
Still not as disturbing as the unshopped photo though.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# she looks better bulked up, maybe she should go for it as her next look
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Maybe she should just chill the fuck out
and soften out the edges. It is possible to look good in your 50s I reckon, but not by trying to look like a 21 year old.

I find it a bit sad. Had a look through some of her old photos a few weeks ago. I forgot how damn fine she was.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Argha
some bloke managed to shatter the glass to the lion enclosure late this afternoon; the prat must have had arms like that
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Did he want to become lunch or just hug the kitties?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# really? bloomin' eck, I assume its as thick as Whipsnades, if so, bloomin' eck again!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# What the fuck?
Those panes are fucking hench!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# It was quite a sight
the area was sealed off, and Lucifer herded inside; but fortunately the glass didn't splinter. Details are a little hazy, though a press release was apparently sent out as I left the office, the concern was some retarded child charging into it and giving the lion access to the outside world... a very close call; but how the bloke managed it has stunned me

But then the public can behave like utter fools when they visit our animals; Lucifer would have been asleep when the incident happened, like panthera do for about twenty hours a day. LETS BASH THE GLASS UNTIL WE'VE WOKEN IT UP

*despairs*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Fuck.
There are some fucking arseholes about. I wish this was news.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I suspect it might be a paragraph tomorrow in the papers
we detected it on twitter, however that works
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I must check ebay for a new Twitter Detector :)
Although I actually meant that i wish the fact there were arseholes in the world was news :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# was he savaged
and if so post the pic's, also can i have his shoes?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# lions don't wear shoes silly
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# that's a lie and you know it
oh, and a fine image there sir i forgot my manners
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ah, the return of my dinner
woo!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# "Waiter, there's something seriously wrong with this chicken"
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I've always been a Hulk fan & used to fancy Madonna..
.. but seeing this has has caused me no end of problems. I fully expect a bout of terrifying dreams before Thursday finally kicks in.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Watch your back . . .
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# desmond tutu looks intrigued
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Tutu is next to too !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Why's the black fella
Going on tip toes?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# What the fuck is going on there?

Please leave an answer in the reply box

kthnx
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Once again . . . you are correct in your assumption !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Where are his harem of virgin female bodyguards?
He looks alone and vulnerable
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# He is . . . they have been discharged to a higher authority . . .
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# This is fantastic.
Eerie :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
# He hates arresting developments !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# arf
eeee by gaddaffi havin a laffi:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# He replaces Chuckles The Clown when the circus comes to town !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# TOUCH IT!!! TOUCH IT!!! TOUCH IT!!! TOUCH IT!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *adblocks*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# no ta, no need for spacking images fella
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# let's not and say that we did
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# no wonder they hate us
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Piss off
really, eat shit and die, after inserting 10m of barbed-wire in your penis, then pulling it out at tremendous speed.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# this never fails to give me the horn
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# nor does the thought of barbed wire in the japper
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# that's racy
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# have you been reading my sex dungeon menu?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# i don't see the appeal of a sex dungeon
what's wrong with a sex bedroom
or a sex lounge

at a push a sex kitchen, so at least there'd be food
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# i like pain
that is, i like giving out pain, thinly veiled as sexy fun. also, it gives me the chance to buy new leather "equipment"
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# that's all well and good
but can't that be done somewhere with a bit of paint on the wall and a nice carpet?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# there is paint on the walls
it's blood red.
the floors are covered in brushed aluminium and rings to hold the shackles.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# sounds like you need a rug or two
and maybe some prints on the walls
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Yes . . . and I'm ready to order . . .
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# so, what'll you have?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Shoot me the works !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# *loads crossbow*
*shoots valin in his works*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaah . . . that hits the spot !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# That's a bit mean for posting something shit on the internet
Do you really wish this person dead?
If you do, you should probably be sectioned or something.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Not sectioned, given power.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# No,
it's past your bedtime... off you trot
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# no
*stamps feet*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
A tad reactionary no?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# pretty
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# fuck off and die, cheers
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Scampi never got chosed for the school team.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# maybe not
but scampi is playing a great game
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Scampi's got the beat beat !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# It's a wanking machine!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Haha oh hell yeah.
I got an emulator and nearly broke my keyboard with this damn thing.
I'll never learn.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Oh you prick, you're just TRYING to break my laptop, aren't you
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# SEE ALSO:
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I did that for a couple of minutes before I realised
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# There was someone on here a couple of weeks ago who finished it
I feel a bit sorry for him/her.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Also, something just drove past playing a really lout 8-bit style version of the James Bond theme
I don't know if it was an AWESOME ice cream van or just someone driving around Leeds playing loud movie theme chip tracks.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# i drive around town with episodes of ISIHAC blasting out from my woofers and tweeters*




*not really
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I would love you for that.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT IN DA HOOOOOOUUUUSSSSSEEE
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# i sing the armor hot dog song
on my exercise bike
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# what is that?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# hot dogs, armor hot dogs
what kind of kids eat armor hot dogs?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# fat ones?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# and skinny ones
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha! I've had almost constand ISIHAC on for the past few weeks since I found this link
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# oh yes indeed
i'm up to 1994
(i skipped a couple of episodes where the quality is really poor)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# For some reason my Creative isn't playing them date order
Which I could fix with tags obviously but I couldn't be arsed.

I, too, have skipped some of the older ones. Besides as Humph got older his delivery grumpier and more sarcastic. Class.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# have a listen to
you love her cos she's dead
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# High score!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# *RSIs*
fucking daley thompson
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# reacharound?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# arse
i cannot think of a suitable response
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# my work here is done.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# hit those buttons until your fingers break
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# awwwwwww
 
that's great
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Don't run, they'd like an excuse to shoot us
it's not kevin spacey, by the way
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Fucking ace
There I said it.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Nicely.
I was well not paying attention to that documentary last night. I shall have to iPlayer it.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# i went to bed before it finished
cos i'm very ill

edit: although i am getting truly sick of johnny depp's face. he's fucking EVERYWHERE
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# He does seem to be everywhere, yeah,
but on the other hand, it could be Tom Cruise, or John Travolta. At least Depp can act.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# true enough
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# It was only good in parts.
Too much Jann Wenner, the man needs shooting.
And that bastard sidekick of Nixon's always gets my rage up.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Yeah,
I read the preview in the paper and they said it wasn't brilliant but still.

Was there much chatting with Steadman?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# he was in it a fair bit
but not much chatting, instead lots of him showing us his awful 'art'
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I've slapped bigger men than you for saying less.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# i'm not that big
but i really can't be fucked with ralph steadman
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I really lilke his pics to be honest.
LOL! Opinions on the internets ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# A fair bit, but not enough, as ever.
A mate of mine made a documentary about Steadman a few years ago.
HST was over visiting at the time.
Lucky bastard.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Oh wow.
You're right, lucky bastard :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Brillyunt
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Fanbloodytastic!
*Clickened*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# In a word - wow.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# smooth mofo!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hoover your computer out
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# not unless you want it to be :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# ok then
i'm too tired for euphemisms today, i've had to take my microwave down to my mum's as hers blew up. silly cow.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Hunter S. Thompson :)
Very nice :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Clean !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# *very sexy*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Good one.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# *polishes golf shoes*

WYH
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Wowoweewah!
Excellent!

Love the tag too :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# *Jumps on malkovich bandwagon*
Sorry :) Bindun?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Ha.
What colour matching algorithm are you using?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# good job you didn't pick him up on the choice of fonts...
fonts/fonz, geddit?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ah, I miss the old b3ta.
Those were Happy Days.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# now every day on b3ta is a (Monday,) Tuesday...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# You're such a puppet!
Or a MARION-ette if you will!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# NTSC by the looks of it
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Paint.net Hue/Saturation
It's shit, well actually it's okay, but free! :) Ta ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ha.
I wouldn't worry, I can't do it either and paint.net is awesome :D

Apparently Curves and Brightness/Contrast are what you should use for such things but who gives a fuck ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Curves is well confusing
I find it best to approach it with a random clicking approach.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Isn't that how you're meant to use it?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Ayyyyy!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# :D My bandwagon

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Peeing John Malkovich
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Bingo John Malkovich
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
#

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# BUzzzZZZzzz . . .
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# bang him hard in the arse
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# owww
hah
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# fantastic
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# faaaaaaaaank chooooo
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Watch your Swede, those swords are sharp...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Roffle!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# you would fall asleep if he spoke to you
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# He sounds alot like one of my old lecturers
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Did you lecturer ever make an attacking substitution in his life?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# No, but he says "Isn't it" all the time
and whenever you walked into his office he'd say "Tell me"

Also I just managed to get 2 questions right on Uni challenge!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Were they about making bombs?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Organic Chemistry
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# So that's a yes then.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Cor!
A guy on the Warwick Uni Challenge team last year was in one of my seminars, and he's a cock.

Therefore all people clever enough to answer Uni Challenge questions are cocks.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# One of the guys on sheffields team last year was a massive bellend
And really up himself.

Knobber
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I call that an exhaustive study.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# FUCK! I just got 2 more right! D:
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# COCK.
COCK.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Pub quiz is better
My pub team beat the Edinburgh University Challenge team in the "Pear Tree" pub quiz. They had just been knocked out, and all of my chums were also students at Edinburgh. Paxman can not compete with beer.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# he would kill you
then sex your corpse
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# The little dog laughed to see such sport.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# HA HA....
...cowcock.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
#
Cow Horsecock.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# It's filth & I love it..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# FILTH

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# showed it to my granny
she lolled:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Empire Strafe
(bindun?)

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Prolly,
but still arfworthy :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
# *barrels*
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# *platforms*
;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Yep

nice effort though
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Argh!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
# .. and 'thanks'.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# very nice indeed
cheered up an otherwise dull and depressing Monday night :)

incidentally, click this you b3ta bastards, I need more pupils:
ettubrutus.mybrute.com
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# You rock!
Everyone says so..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# they do?
they know nothing ;)

/and welcome to b3ta if I haven't said it already
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# -doffs hat-
And a very good evening to you, sir. I'm honoured to make your acquaintance..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# you too fella!
hope you're enjoying it here so far :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Love it.
It's like laughing @ all the things I meant to think of, but didn't..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Awwwww! Poor Archie :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# just been for a late night app. at the quacks
possible chest x ray and associated tests/gubbins ahead - bah!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Oh noes :(
If it makes you feel any better, I can pull the cast back slightly on my wrist and see the metal that is sticking out of my wrist.

It is awesome! I feel like a robot :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# superb!
can I have a new heart and chest please - made from titanium!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I will endeavour to steal some when I have my return appointment at the hospital
next Tuesday.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I hope this isn't as scary as it sounds..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# tightness across chest, pins and needles in left arm/hand
bit of trouble breathing over past 3 days.
Have also just got over 10 days worth of flu.
still, I'll live*

*subject to terms and conditions
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# That's the spirit!
Stiff upper lip, etc.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# :D

sorry
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
# XD
When you are the moon..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Yes!
Pure genius..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Oh not this again
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# seems a good place to drop this


Yeah it's prolly been done a billion times ....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Well, I like it..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# cheers
was looking for a pic with sancho panza as well to add a mario

but that would have lead to a barrel laden windmill and god knows what else
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# LEAVE HIM ALONE MARIO!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Mario Poppins..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Luigi
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Luigi Poppins?
I don't know the lady..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Mario popp ins Luigi
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Oh, I know her.
Sure. Who doesn't? You never forget a name like that..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# :O
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Tubular!
No, wait - that's surfing..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# No wait, that's Mike Oldfield....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
# No-one jangles like Mikey! It's in his contract..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# *checks self for janfling*
Oh! That Oldfield Mikey!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Dude!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Sweet!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# RUN

you fools
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Not you Jeff, you stop and get eaten, please :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
#
a harlequin-trex would be hideous indeed
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# he can't eat jeff! i want to sex him repeatedly!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# things not to do, no.1
sit and watch "the fly" with your jeff fixated friend whilst they're repeatedly asked if they "still fancy him".
it wasn't untill he was actually replaced with an anamatronic that she said "no"
=|
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# same here :(
it was the frantic sex that kept me watching!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Fuck off 4chan!
;)

Arf!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
# What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.
Second time in a week I get to use this:

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# awww, how could you be scared of that :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Arf arf!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Clever girl..
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# she is, as she is running away from the paedo
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Aiiieeee!
Nice :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# It's all kinds of sinister..
.. well done, you!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Fuck that for a laugh
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# you tagged your car?...
...nobody tags cars anymore.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Mediocre Peppers Tours Inc. GmbH.
for all your paedosaur safaris
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Trademark approval approved !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# PeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekaaaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# *sings*
i only have eyes for yooooooouuuuu...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Now eye know how eye feel . . . times two !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Eye-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Don't ask me 'cause I don't know
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# How could you not ?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I could be black, I could be white
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I could be white black . . .
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Knowing you, you'd flicker between them at high speed ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Is that harry redknapp?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Fear not young padawan,
you shall learn one day about music ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzNjmIWbns4
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Public Enemy?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# No
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Still no.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# *changes tactics*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Im not even clicking these links
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Whatever.
www.b3ta.com/board/9607068

He's pretending you're on ignore and stealing your jokes man ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# What a cunt
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I no rite?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# You should plot revenge! ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# That takes effort
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# TERMINATOR X!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# May the road rise with you.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I love that song so hard.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Looks more like Johnny Lydon to me.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Aye.
nowhere near Jowelly for Redknapp.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
# That bloke from the jungle ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# tarzan?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# haha
creepy
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# without his eyes he looks like harry redknapp
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I have hung ms morbos art work up and it is looking good :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
# eye gotta hand it to you...
...(ha ha...etc...).
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# do I buy country-life because I can pull my eyes out?
nah! I buy countrylife butt-ah because it tastes... da best!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# not buying butter anymore
if it does that to you!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Quick and so dirty I had to wash my hands afterwards.!


Dinbun?

(Get well soon Felipe.!)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Dirty laugh of the day
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I don't get it.
Can I have a clue, please?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Really.?
Ok, F1 this weekend and Mario Kart... get it. Got it.? Good.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# It is of course possible he doesn't follow F1 or sports news.
a passing tramp, Felipe Massa, a Formula 1 driver was hit by a piece of debris from another car at the weekend.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# arf!
red shell would have been better, the green ones just clutter up the track. hate those blue shells
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Ah.!
But the green ones get shoved backwards without care or forethought, the red ones do too but on the Wii version they have the same AI as Stephen Hawking during a power cut.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# i've only got a gamecube :(
still, got my time for the 100cc flower cup down to 8 mins 3 seconds yesterday
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Hehehe.
Baby Park, the ULTIMATE driving experience :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# that one does my nut in!
i love wario coliseum and rainbow road. i've got a habit of turning too sharply on baby park and getting stuck on the corners.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# LOL!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# This is ace :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# *ducks*
glad he's on the road to recovery:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahaha, that;s fantastic
Get well soon felipe!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Too soon man, too soon ;)

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# def too soon
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Well not really
that was Senna
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I laughed too much at this.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# nicely.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hold your hand up !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Whoop Whoop!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# The chin is quicker than the eye . . .
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# heh heh
business as usual in the surreal dept.......nice one chappie:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Nice to see you're back on the front too !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# HEEMS BIN EATIN' PLUMS AGAYNE
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# And swallerin' the pits with his ears !
Spiiiiiiiiiiitooooooooooey !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# 20 sloppy seconds over Tokyo Rose !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I hear it's gusty in them thar canyons.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# You can feel her ripples way up in the cockpit !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# i can't keep my hand up
it makes sitting down very uncomfortable
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# In that case . . . keep your hand warm and enjoy your seat !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i shall
i need my hands for dungeon fun ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# When it comes to dungeon fun . . . I gotta hand it to ya !
|||||||||THAT TICKLES|||||||||
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# i've got a pair of shackles with your name on them
and some good tricks with ghee
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Oooooooh . . . for joy . . . I love new tricks with everything on'em !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
# then hitch up your seamhorse
and come on in!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Yeeeee Haaaaaw . . . ready to ride !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# now THAT'S one seamy horse!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
#
magenta penis required.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
I have no idea :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
# You have no idea . . . I've been talking to the hand . . .
and it has no idea either !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
# That is very strange...How do you know if you're hypnotised?
Photobucket
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
# because
you look under the pub tables for german spies and think you're getting your arm eaten by a shark.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Yeah . . . but I'm a little horse . . .
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# pff
i got hypnotized 10 years ago, my mate still tells everyone about it :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Pray tell . . . what does he tell that you did ?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
# i got "married" on stage
and snogged the face off my "husband". he definitely reciprocated, much to his wife's amusement. of course, when my mate tells it, it's a lot cruder.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Haaaa . . . I can only imagine !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# There are three distinct ways of telling . . . of telling . . . of telling . . .
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I'm typing this one-handed, because I raised th other one and can't take it down
...might that be a clue?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# The clue is in the putting !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Silly Kitty, the cap only keeps your head dry...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Lovely (:
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Nice
I love the expression. Although I can see his expression after getting wet being slightly different!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Jesus cat can walk on water
This is woo :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# nice kitteh :D
your lines on the tiles are playing with my mind though
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# You should have seen my eyes as I was colouring it...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Oh boy, dat kitty sure is gonna be jumping straight outta dat pool when he get all wet
wooo weee
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# CAT
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# That cat's got guts !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# cute:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# :)
Nicely as usual.

Come on, Fluffy!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I was singing Superstitious by Stevie W while B3ta was loading up
This picture/caption combo soon put a stop to that with gen-u-ine lollage! :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Oh hai...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
# FATHERS FOR JUSTICE!
RAH RAH RAH!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
#
needs additional superman for great justice
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# That's fucking wonderful.
*clicks*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Thank you sir!
:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha :)
The picture without the rat, looks lovely
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# hahahahha, ace, N'!
but for heavens sake, don't let any hollywood types see this, or we really will have a Batkid movie!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# nice pants...
...expecting a flood?.... (pic iz awesome!)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Milhouses flood pants
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Where is Robin
the baby wonder?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# In the chimney pot, that is why batman is stood on it
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Haha
Batboy has delivered us a baby down our chimney just like the stork... bless him.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I can hear him shouting at Robin
"Clean that chimney you little bitch!"
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Hah, Batboy and son
Victorian chimney sweeps of Gotham City. Chim-chim cherooo
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha
I am de moon
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Huh. Weird. I googled for "boosh moon" and got to this site:
www.imthemoon.tv/

and just as the song I was listening to got to the lyric "you can read their address by the moon.", the site sound went "I'm the moon!"

weird, man, weird.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Assassin's Creed?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hehe...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# everytime anyone mentions assassin's creed
i think of Geordie Star Wars.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
#
I think Coming to America
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Wooo!
Wonderful - WOOOO!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# That's Lovely
Good work
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Ooh thank you sir!
*Glees* :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] In your face, Rambosilk!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Oh goodo. Crap thread war.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# bloody school holiday japes.... I really don't know what paedos see in kids....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Their cocks, usually
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# badum-tish!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# You set them up
I'll knock them in ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# speaking of which, did anyone else see the 'new' family guy on BBC3 last night?
the last comment made by Tom Tucker in particular?
particularly cringe inducing.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# which series are they on on the beeb? I've only been watching them on DVD when they are on the cheap, so I'm way out of the loop now...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# season 7, sorry, said 6 originally, but its 7
they (the BBC) have altered the running order, and made episode 12 the 'last of the series' due to a rather bad taste Jacko gag which would have occured during the week of his death.

it was in this musical number...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGcczxDNKwY
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hahah, that's brilliant :D
blimey, just had a look at teh wiki page for ep listings and it doesn't match the uk DVD releases... I'm utterly confused now....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# The DVD releases
have been fucked up since the beginning. I believe the First season DVD was only 6 episodes, but the first TV run in the UK was 13 episodes so they are all mixed up.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Oh Hai 4Chan
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# cut out cat heads...
...paste on any body.... upload to b3ta.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Sounds good to me!
Let's do it! I'll go and find a cat...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Ha

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Or

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

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