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Run.....run for your life from the Tyranalkovich
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:39,
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he he he
I said anal.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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hahaha
his head is the same texture as a t-rex's skin
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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:3
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:44,
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The horror..
I wonder what was in that envelope, it looked important
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:45,
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hahahahaha
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:47,
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Shameless repost
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shaurz ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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The stomping kitten nazis are approaching
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24,
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Hahaha!
*flees*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33,
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why not post it as a reply to an existing thread?
and avoid the abusive language altogether?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24,
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abusive?
like "willies" and "poop" and "bucket twat" and stuff?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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more backwardcuntplugger
shitsmearingwanklicker and mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg knob
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:27,
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"twatbasket"
"knobmangler" "trumpetmong" etc
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:28,
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cock boker
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:30,
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bitchplunger
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:30,
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rectal maseuse
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:32,
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arse pancreas
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33,
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scrotum chef
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33,
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I clicked this
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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haha
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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Twat blanket
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:35,
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Mimsy Frond!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:37,
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Spaz frost
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:39,
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Dropsy twinge!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:39,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you win for sheer nonsense
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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Sounds like a little village in dorset
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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Clunge mittons
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:39,
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jizz bogeys
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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Penis rust
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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even WANKEL ROTARY ENGINE!
Tits, winkle and vibraphone!
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:43,
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Umm
I am not well versed in the modern b3ta ways. I haven't frequented the board regularly for years, as you can see from my blatant reuse of an ancient (in internet years) meme.
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shaurz ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:28,
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they'e all gone deatly quiet now
but reposting in a new thread is usually an excuse for burning pitchforks
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:29,
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It's getting a bit late
Nazis have to get up early to kick the dew of the grass.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31,
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either that or Top Gear is on
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:32,
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The last 2 episodes have been proper shit
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33,
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that'll be due to one of two things
them involving Jeremy Clarkson or cars
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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That's our future prime minister you're talking about
If facebook groups somehow sieze control
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:36,
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they must have squished the budget a bit
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:35,
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Pfft :D
Thank god for 'Dave', it's taken a lot of them off the streets
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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pffft!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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what's a chevron?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:21,
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Some sort of American car I saw on Top Gear
JC is soooo cool! Vroom, vroom, beep, beep!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:30,
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Chevron!
Esso! Shell!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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Equally, DON'T delete the thread
You'll get another group complaining about that
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:30,
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damn right
I've got some good swearwords on this thread
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31,
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Ragh!
I am the groups of angry people mentioned above. I am very cross with you about something or other. Yay, nohands.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:35,
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I haven't seen this before :)
As previously stated, reposting in a new thread is generally frowned upon. Its more of a crime during the day when the board is moving fast and someone's good work can be pushed off fast. At this time, its usually slow enough that anything near the bottom has been on page 1 for a while. Anyway, fuck all that, its got No Hands and ZX Spectrum, that's a win in my book! :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:39,
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It's really old
April 2005 according to my file system, so maybe you will let me away with it with a slap on the wrist.
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shaurz ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:44,
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I don't think anyone's pissed off with you so not even a slap for you :)
4 years is a pretty long time, its almost virgin again. I only wrote that as an explanation, not cos I give a fuck.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:51,
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*Slaps in the face*
quite a while mate ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:53,
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according to this, It was your first ever post in 2003 :D
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:12,
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Oh dear
That was a long time ago, yet it was the first thing that I thought of when I read the words "kitten sports". Not being very good at the old Photoshoppery and being bored of the board, my b3ta intake for many years being only the weekly newsletter, I haven't made many images in those years. Probably less than one a year if you average it out.
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shaurz ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:44,
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Everytime you repost in a new thread, God goes out to the market and purchases a new pair of socks and a bag of large nails, with which he will whip you for his own pleasure and also a bit to punish you
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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Stop encouraging reposts, you!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:42,
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very fond of Wimbledon...
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:21,
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they love watching the ballgirls bend over
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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Haha
Glee
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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Game, set and match!
This is fucking spot on! :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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Perhaps it's a ball of cotton wool
swaying to and fro, let's not jump to conclusions
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24,
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Splendid!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24,
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Love Love !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:29,
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lovely stuff
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:30,
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haha
brill:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31,
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poor kitties
clearly bohemian rhapsody is stuck in repeat
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:10,
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i love
moving the curser in time to the movements :)
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on ,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:40,
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On the right
That one looks like he's rocking out. Love that.
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MntlWard ,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 4:06,
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Gut reaction
I heard their dad's in that racquet.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be ,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:48,
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can't stop revisiting this
the one on the right is brill
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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agreed, i had to login just to click i like this :)
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Desalater ,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:28,
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MADONNA SMASH!!!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01,
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*bokes*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01,
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*sympathetic boke*
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:44,
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fucking hell
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:02,
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Fuck me!
I am assuming the original arms aren't shopped?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:02,
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weirdly they now look spindly thin and wrong at their minimum point
but yes, they are unshopped then
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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Rancid :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:05,
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reasons not to be a vegetarian
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:17,
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my arms are pretty chunky and I'm a veggie
you don't have to eat meat to be fat ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:19,
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There's something quite uncool in being fat from tofu, you know
/runs ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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hahaha I imagine mass consumption of tofu results in Stay Puft Marshmallow man disease
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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I used to respect you so much Toasty :(
;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:25,
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I'm 90% veggie
would be 100 percent but you can't get a decent veggie sarnie when out and about.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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I really don't know what to say :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:28,
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"kiss me you fool" usually works
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31,
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WOULD
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elbow ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:03,
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Good God!!
*Clicks well 'ard*
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Ninj ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:03,
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Urgh
Diagnose that.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:03,
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*Mark Sloanes*
Murder, it's murder.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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WTF?
i look nothing like madonna!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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and visa versa ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:07,
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i should coco!
fuck! great whites on telly! i'm off!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:08,
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White on !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:12,
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Envy . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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Fuck.
Still not as disturbing as the unshopped photo though.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:06,
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she looks better bulked up, maybe she should go for it as her next look
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:14,
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Maybe she should just chill the fuck out
and soften out the edges. It is possible to look good in your 50s I reckon, but not by trying to look like a 21 year old. I find it a bit sad. Had a look through some of her old photos a few weeks ago. I forgot how damn fine she was.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:19,
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Argha
some bloke managed to shatter the glass to the lion enclosure late this afternoon; the prat must have had arms like that
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:18,
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Did he want to become lunch or just hug the kitties?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:20,
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really? bloomin' eck, I assume its as thick as Whipsnades, if so, bloomin' eck again!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:20,
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What the fuck?
Those panes are fucking hench!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24,
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It was quite a sight
the area was sealed off, and Lucifer herded inside; but fortunately the glass didn't splinter. Details are a little hazy, though a press release was apparently sent out as I left the office, the concern was some retarded child charging into it and giving the lion access to the outside world... a very close call; but how the bloke managed it has stunned me But then the public can behave like utter fools when they visit our animals; Lucifer would have been asleep when the incident happened, like panthera do for about twenty hours a day. LETS BASH THE GLASS UNTIL WE'VE WOKEN IT UP *despairs*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31,
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Fuck.
There are some fucking arseholes about. I wish this was news.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:45,
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I suspect it might be a paragraph tomorrow in the papers
we detected it on twitter, however that works
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:48,
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I must check ebay for a new Twitter Detector :)
Although I actually meant that i wish the fact there were arseholes in the world was news :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:53,
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was he savaged
and if so post the pic's, also can i have his shoes?
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:29,
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lions don't wear shoes silly
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33,
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that's a lie and you know it
oh, and a fine image there sir i forgot my manners
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:36,
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ah, the return of my dinner
woo!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:21,
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"Waiter, there's something seriously wrong with this chicken"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:25,
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I've always been a Hulk fan & used to fancy Madonna..
.. but seeing this has has caused me no end of problems. I fully expect a bout of terrifying dreams before Thursday finally kicks in.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:55,
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Watch your back . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:55,
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desmond tutu looks intrigued
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:56,
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Tutu is next to too !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:58,
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Why's the black fella
Going on tip toes?
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Fon Repeat until funny ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:58,
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What the fuck is going on there?
Please leave an answer in the reply box kthnx
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01,
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Once again . . . you are correct in your assumption !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:02,
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Where are his harem of virgin female bodyguards?
He looks alone and vulnerable
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01,
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He is . . . they have been discharged to a higher authority . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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This is fantastic.
Eerie :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:05,
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He hates arresting developments !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:08,
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arf
eeee by gaddaffi havin a laffi:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:38,
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He replaces Chuckles The Clown when the circus comes to town !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:50,
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:)
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:16,
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TOUCH IT!!! TOUCH IT!!! TOUCH IT!!! TOUCH IT!!!
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Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:43,
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*adblocks*
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:44,
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no ta, no need for spacking images fella
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:45,
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:46,
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let's not and say that we did
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:48,
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no wonder they hate us
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elbow ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:48,
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Piss off
really, eat shit and die, after inserting 10m of barbed-wire in your penis, then pulling it out at tremendous speed.
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Peter_G ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:50,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:51,
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this never fails to give me the horn
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:52,
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nor does the thought of barbed wire in the japper
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:52,
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Peter_G ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:54,
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that's racy
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:55,
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have you been reading my sex dungeon menu?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:55,
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i don't see the appeal of a sex dungeon
what's wrong with a sex bedroom or a sex lounge at a push a sex kitchen, so at least there'd be food
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:56,
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i like pain
that is, i like giving out pain, thinly veiled as sexy fun. also, it gives me the chance to buy new leather "equipment"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:58,
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that's all well and good
but can't that be done somewhere with a bit of paint on the wall and a nice carpet?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:00,
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there is paint on the walls
it's blood red. the floors are covered in brushed aluminium and rings to hold the shackles.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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sounds like you need a rug or two
and maybe some prints on the walls
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:08,
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Yes . . . and I'm ready to order . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57,
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so, what'll you have?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:59,
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Shoot me the works !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:06,
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*loads crossbow*
*shoots valin in his works*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:07,
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Aaaaaaaaaah . . . that hits the spot !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:12,
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That's a bit mean for posting something shit on the internet
Do you really wish this person dead? If you do, you should probably be sectioned or something.
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:55,
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Not sectioned, given power.
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Peter_G ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57,
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No,
it's past your bedtime... off you trot
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:58,
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no
*stamps feet*
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Peter_G ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01,
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Hmmmmm.
A tad reactionary no?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57,
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pretty
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guffbeak ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57,
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fuck off and die, cheers
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:38,
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Scampi never got chosed for the school team.
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:31,
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maybe not
but scampi is playing a great game
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:34,
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Scampi's got the beat beat !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:34,
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It's a wanking machine!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:34,
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Haha oh hell yeah.
I got an emulator and nearly broke my keyboard with this damn thing. I'll never learn.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:35,
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:)
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:38,
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Oh you prick, you're just TRYING to break my laptop, aren't you
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:40,
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SEE ALSO:
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:47,
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I did that for a couple of minutes before I realised
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:41,
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There was someone on here a couple of weeks ago who finished it
I feel a bit sorry for him/her.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:45,
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Also, something just drove past playing a really lout 8-bit style version of the James Bond theme
I don't know if it was an AWESOME ice cream van or just someone driving around Leeds playing loud movie theme chip tracks.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:39,
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i drive around town with episodes of ISIHAC blasting out from my woofers and tweeters*
*not really
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:40,
archived )
I would love you for that.
(
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:41,
archived )
MORNINGTON CRESCENT IN DA HOOOOOOUUUUSSSSSEEE
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:43,
archived )
i sing the armor hot dog song
on my exercise bike
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:44,
archived )
what is that?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:45,
archived )
hot dogs, armor hot dogs
what kind of kids eat armor hot dogs?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:47,
archived )
fat ones?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:49,
archived )
and skinny ones
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:51,
archived )
Hahaha! I've had almost constand ISIHAC on for the past few weeks since I found this link
(
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:51,
archived )
oh yes indeed
i'm up to 1994 (i skipped a couple of episodes where the quality is really poor)
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:54,
archived )
For some reason my Creative isn't playing them date order
Which I could fix with tags obviously but I couldn't be arsed. I, too, have skipped some of the older ones. Besides as Humph got older his delivery grumpier and more sarcastic. Class.
(
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57,
archived )
have a listen to
you love her cos she's dead
(
wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:45,
archived )
High score!
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:35,
archived )
*RSIs*
fucking daley thompson
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:35,
archived )
reacharound?
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:35,
archived )
arse
i cannot think of a suitable response
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36,
archived )
my work here is done.
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:37,
archived )
Ha!
Nice one!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36,
archived )
hit those buttons until your fingers break
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36,
archived )
awwwwwww
that's great
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:27,
archived )
Don't run, they'd like an excuse to shoot us
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22,
archived )
Fucking ace
There I said it.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23,
archived )
Nicely.
I was well not paying attention to that documentary last night. I shall have to iPlayer it.
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23,
archived )
i went to bed before it finished
cos i'm very ill edit: although i am getting truly sick of johnny depp's face. he's fucking EVERYWHERE
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24,
archived )
He does seem to be everywhere, yeah,
but on the other hand, it could be Tom Cruise, or John Travolta. At least Depp can act.
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:29,
archived )
true enough
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:31,
archived )
It was only good in parts.
Too much Jann Wenner, the man needs shooting. And that bastard sidekick of Nixon's always gets my rage up.
(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289 ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28,
archived )
Yeah,
I read the preview in the paper and they said it wasn't brilliant but still. Was there much chatting with Steadman?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:30,
archived )
he was in it a fair bit
but not much chatting, instead lots of him showing us his awful 'art'
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:32,
archived )
I've slapped bigger men than you for saying less.
(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289 ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:33,
archived )
i'm not that big
but i really can't be fucked with ralph steadman
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:35,
archived )
I really lilke his pics to be honest.
LOL! Opinions on the internets ;)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36,
archived )
A fair bit, but not enough, as ever.
A mate of mine made a documentary about Steadman a few years ago. HST was over visiting at the time. Lucky bastard.
(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289 ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:32,
archived )
Oh wow.
You're right, lucky bastard :(
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36,
archived )
Brillyunt
(
zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23,
archived )
Fanbloodytastic!
*Clickened*
(
Ninj ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24,
archived )
In a word - wow.
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24,
archived )
smooth mofo!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:25,
archived )
hoover your computer out
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27,
archived )
is that a euphemism?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:31,
archived )
not unless you want it to be :)
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:36,
archived )
ok then
i'm too tired for euphemisms today, i've had to take my microwave down to my mum's as hers blew up. silly cow.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:41,
archived )
Hunter S. Thompson :)
Very nice :)
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27,
archived )
Clean !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28,
archived )
*very sexy*
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:30,
archived )
Good one.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:55,
archived )
*polishes golf shoes*
WYH
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:34,
archived )
Wowoweewah!
Excellent! Love the tag too :D
(
baw__bag contains traces of nuts on ,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:06,
archived )
*Jumps on malkovich bandwagon*
Sorry :) Bindun?
(
g0atchild Is back and has been away since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:16,
archived )
Ha.
What colour matching algorithm are you using?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:17,
archived )
good job you didn't pick him up on the choice of fonts...
fonts/fonz, geddit?
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18,
archived )
Ah, I miss the old b3ta.
Those were Happy Days.
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18,
archived )
now every day on b3ta is a (Monday,) Tuesday...
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:19,
archived )
You're such a puppet!
Or a MARION-ette if you will!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22,
archived )
NTSC by the looks of it
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18,
archived )
Paint.net Hue/Saturation
It's shit, well actually it's okay, but free! :) Ta ;)
(
g0atchild Is back and has been away since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18,
archived )
Ha.
I wouldn't worry, I can't do it either and paint.net is awesome :D Apparently Curves and Brightness/Contrast are what you should use for such things but who gives a fuck ;)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21,
archived )
Curves is well confusing
I find it best to approach it with a random clicking approach.
(
zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22,
archived )
Isn't that how you're meant to use it?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24,
archived )
Ayyyyy!
(
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18,
archived )
:D My bandwagon
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:20,
archived )
Peeing John Malkovich
(
Fon Repeat until funny ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28,
archived )
Bingo John Malkovich
(
Fon Repeat until funny ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:30,
archived )
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21,
archived )
Hahahaha
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23,
archived )
(
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:25,
archived )
BUzzzZZZzzz . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27,
archived )
bang him hard in the arse
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28,
archived )
owww
hah
(
g0atchild Is back and has been away since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:29,
archived )
fantastic
(
wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:33,
archived )
faaaaaaaaank chooooo
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:34,
archived )
Watch your Swede, those swords are sharp...
(
Ninj ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:08,
archived )
Roffle!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10,
archived )
you would fall asleep if he spoke to you
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10,
archived )
Hahaha
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:11,
archived )
He sounds alot like one of my old lecturers
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:12,
archived )
Did you lecturer ever make an attacking substitution in his life?
(
zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:13,
archived )
No, but he says "Isn't it" all the time
and whenever you walked into his office he'd say "Tell me" Also I just managed to get 2 questions right on Uni challenge!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:15,
archived )
Were they about making bombs?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:17,
archived )
Organic Chemistry
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21,
archived )
So that's a yes then.
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:32,
archived )
Cor!
A guy on the Warwick Uni Challenge team last year was in one of my seminars, and he's a cock. Therefore all people clever enough to answer Uni Challenge questions are cocks.
(
zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:20,
archived )
One of the guys on sheffields team last year was a massive bellend
And really up himself. Knobber
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22,
archived )
I call that an exhaustive study.
(
zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23,
archived )
FUCK! I just got 2 more right! D:
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28,
archived )
COCK.
COCK.
(
zoldergoose ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:30,
archived )
Pub quiz is better
My pub team beat the Edinburgh University Challenge team in the "Pear Tree" pub quiz. They had just been knocked out, and all of my chums were also students at Edinburgh. Paxman can not compete with beer.
(
littlefish I like cheese ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:47,
archived )
he would kill you
then sex your corpse
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:14,
archived )
The little dog laughed to see such sport.
(
Grampa ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:08,
archived )
HA HA....
...cowcock.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:09,
archived )
Cow Horsecock.
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10,
archived )
Arf!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10,
archived )
It's filth & I love it..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:14,
archived )
FILTH
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:19,
archived )
showed it to my granny
she lolled:D
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21,
archived )
Empire Strafe
(bindun?)
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52,
archived )
Prolly,
but still arfworthy :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52,
archived )
Huzzah!
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:53,
archived )
*barrels*
:D
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:05,
archived )
*platforms*
;)
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:17,
archived )
Yep
nice effort though
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:06,
archived )
Argh!
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:07,
archived )
.. and 'thanks'.
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:08,
archived )
very nice indeed
cheered up an otherwise dull and depressing Monday night :) incidentally, click this you b3ta bastards, I need more pupils:ettubrutus.mybrute.com
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:06,
archived )
You rock!
Everyone says so..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10,
archived )
they do?
they know nothing ;) /and welcome to b3ta if I haven't said it already
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:11,
archived )
-doffs hat-
And a very good evening to you, sir. I'm honoured to make your acquaintance..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:20,
archived )
you too fella!
hope you're enjoying it here so far :)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21,
archived )
Love it.
It's like laughing @ all the things I meant to think of, but didn't..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24,
archived )
Awwwww! Poor Archie :(
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:12,
archived )
just been for a late night app. at the quacks
possible chest x ray and associated tests/gubbins ahead - bah!
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:13,
archived )
Oh noes :(
If it makes you feel any better, I can pull the cast back slightly on my wrist and see the metal that is sticking out of my wrist. It is awesome! I feel like a robot :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:14,
archived )
superb!
can I have a new heart and chest please - made from titanium!
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:15,
archived )
I will endeavour to steal some when I have my return appointment at the hospital
next Tuesday.
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:16,
archived )
I hope this isn't as scary as it sounds..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:21,
archived )
tightness across chest, pins and needles in left arm/hand
bit of trouble breathing over past 3 days. Have also just got over 10 days worth of flu. still, I'll live**subject to terms and conditions
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:23,
archived )
That's the spirit!
Stiff upper lip, etc.
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27,
archived )
:D
sorry
(
Frogbeat ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:07,
archived )
hahaha
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:07,
archived )
XD
When you are the moon..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:09,
archived )
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10,
archived )
Yes!
Pure genius..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:13,
archived )
Oh not this again
(
__ ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:12,
archived )
seems a good place to drop this
Yeah it's prolly been done a billion times ....
(
wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:24,
archived )
Well, I like it..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:29,
archived )
cheers
was looking for a pic with sancho panza as well to add a mario but that would have lead to a barrel laden windmill and god knows what else
(
wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:50,
archived )
LEAVE HIM ALONE MARIO!
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:07,
archived )
Mario Poppins..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:08,
archived )
Luigi
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:09,
archived )
Luigi Poppins?
I don't know the lady..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:11,
archived )
Mario popp ins Luigi
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:13,
archived )
Oh, I know her.
Sure. Who doesn't? You never forget a name like that..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:16,
archived )
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:51,
archived )
:O
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:54,
archived )
Tubular!
No, wait - that's surfing..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:59,
archived )
No wait, that's Mike Oldfield....
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:01,
archived )
No-one jangles like Mikey! It's in his contract..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:05,
archived )
*checks self for janfling*
Oh! That Oldfield Mikey!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:09,
archived )
Dude!
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:02,
archived )
Sweet!
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:06,
archived )
RUN
you fools
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:46,
archived )
Not you Jeff, you stop and get eaten, please :)
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:48,
archived )
a harlequin-trex would be hideous indeed
(
zombiecull ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:49,
archived )
he can't eat jeff! i want to sex him repeatedly!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:11,
archived )
things not to do, no.1
sit and watch "the fly" with your jeff fixated friend whilst they're repeatedly asked if they "still fancy him". it wasn't untill he was actually replaced with an anamatronic that she said "no" =|
(
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:17,
archived )
same here :(
it was the frantic sex that kept me watching!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22,
archived )
Fuck off 4chan!
;) Arf!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:48,
archived )
What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.
Second time in a week I get to use this:
(
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:49,
archived )
awww, how could you be scared of that :)
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:49,
archived )
Arf arf!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:50,
archived )
Clever girl..
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:49,
archived )
she is, as she is running away from the paedo
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52,
archived )
Aiiieeee!
Nice :D
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52,
archived )
It's all kinds of sinister..
.. well done, you!
(
Captain Howdy ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:54,
archived )
Fuck that for a laugh
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:55,
archived )
you tagged your car?...
...nobody tags cars anymore.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:11,
archived )
Mediocre Peppers Tours Inc. GmbH.
for all your paedosaur safaris
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:18,
archived )
Trademark approval approved !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:30,
archived )
:
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43,
archived )
PeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekaaaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:45,
archived )
*sings*
i only have eyes for yooooooouuuuu...
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:47,
archived )
Now eye know how eye feel . . . times two !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:48,
archived )
Ha ha ha!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:54,
archived )
Eye-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:55,
archived )
Don't ask me 'cause I don't know
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:01,
archived )
How could you not ?
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04,
archived )
I could be black, I could be white
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:15,
archived )
I could be white black . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:19,
archived )
Knowing you, you'd flicker between them at high speed ;)
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:21,
archived )
Is that harry redknapp?
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04,
archived )
Fear not young padawan,
you shall learn one day about music ;)www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzNjmIWbns4
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:06,
archived )
Public Enemy?
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:09,
archived )
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:10,
archived )
No
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:11,
archived )
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:12,
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Still no.
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:14,
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*changes tactics*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:15,
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Im not even clicking these links
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:16,
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Whatever.
www.b3ta.com/board/9607068 He's pretending you're on ignore and stealing your jokes man ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:18,
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What a cunt
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:19,
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I no rite?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52,
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yes
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:04,
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You should plot revenge! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:04,
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That takes effort
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:10,
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TERMINATOR X!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:16,
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May the road rise with you.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:14,
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I love that song so hard.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:16,
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Looks more like Johnny Lydon to me.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289 ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:06,
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Aye.
nowhere near Jowelly for Redknapp.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:08,
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That bloke from the jungle ;)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:10,
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tarzan?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:24,
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haha
creepy
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mutated monty ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:06,
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without his eyes he looks like harry redknapp
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:13,
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I have hung ms morbos art work up and it is looking good :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:45,
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eye gotta hand it to you...
...(ha ha...etc...).
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:25,
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do I buy country-life because I can pull my eyes out?
nah! I buy countrylife butt-ah because it tastes... da best!
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zombiecull ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:36,
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not buying butter anymore
if it does that to you!
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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:51,
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Quick and so dirty I had to wash my hands afterwards.!
Dinbun? (Get well soon Felipe.!)
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elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:42,
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Dirty laugh of the day
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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I don't get it.
Can I have a clue, please?
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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Really.?
Ok, F1 this weekend and Mario Kart... get it. Got it.? Good.
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elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:58,
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It is of course possible he doesn't follow F1 or sports news.
a passing tramp, Felipe Massa, a Formula 1 driver was hit by a piece of debris from another car at the weekend.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:09,
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arf!
red shell would have been better, the green ones just clutter up the track. hate those blue shells
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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Ah.!
But the green ones get shoved backwards without care or forethought, the red ones do too but on the Wii version they have the same AI as Stephen Hawking during a power cut.
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elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:45,
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i've only got a gamecube :(
still, got my time for the 100cc flower cup down to 8 mins 3 seconds yesterday
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:47,
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Hehehe.
Baby Park, the ULTIMATE driving experience :D
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elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:51,
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that one does my nut in!
i love wario coliseum and rainbow road. i've got a habit of turning too sharply on baby park and getting stuck on the corners.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:59,
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LOL!
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:44,
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This is ace :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:10,
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*ducks*
glad he's on the road to recovery:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:45,
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Hahahaha, that;s fantastic
Get well soon felipe!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:55,
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Too soon man, too soon ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04,
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def too soon
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zombiecull ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:40,
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Well not really
that was Senna
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27,
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I laughed too much at this.
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:55,
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nicely.
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the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew? ,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:17,
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Hold your hand up !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:12,
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Whoop Whoop!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:14,
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The chin is quicker than the eye . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:16,
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heh heh
business as usual in the surreal dept.......nice one chappie:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:16,
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Nice to see you're back on the front too !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:19,
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HEEMS BIN EATIN' PLUMS AGAYNE
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:38,
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And swallerin' the pits with his ears !
Spiiiiiiiiiiitooooooooooey !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:40,
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Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:41,
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20 sloppy seconds over Tokyo Rose !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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I hear it's gusty in them thar canyons.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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You can feel her ripples way up in the cockpit !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:46,
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i can't keep my hand up
it makes sitting down very uncomfortable
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:39,
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In that case . . . keep your hand warm and enjoy your seat !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:41,
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i shall
i need my hands for dungeon fun ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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When it comes to dungeon fun . . . I gotta hand it to ya !
|||||||||THAT TICKLES|||||||||
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:44,
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i've got a pair of shackles with your name on them
and some good tricks with ghee
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:45,
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Oooooooh . . . for joy . . . I love new tricks with everything on'em !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:50,
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then hitch up your seamhorse
and come on in!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:02,
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Yeeeee Haaaaaw . . . ready to ride !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:06,
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now THAT'S one seamy horse!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:13,
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magenta penis required.
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zombiecull ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:51,
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Hahaha!
I have no idea :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:40,
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You have no idea . . . I've been talking to the hand . . .
and it has no idea either !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:42,
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That is very strange...How do you know if you're hypnotised?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:42,
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because
you look under the pub tables for german spies and think you're getting your arm eaten by a shark.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:44,
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Yeah . . . but I'm a little horse . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:51,
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pff
i got hypnotized 10 years ago, my mate still tells everyone about it :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:01,
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Pray tell . . . what does he tell that you did ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:08,
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i got "married" on stage
and snogged the face off my "husband". he definitely reciprocated, much to his wife's amusement. of course, when my mate tells it, it's a lot cruder.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:12,
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Haaaa . . . I can only imagine !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:15,
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There are three distinct ways of telling . . . of telling . . . of telling . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:45,
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I'm typing this one-handed, because I raised th other one and can't take it down
...might that be a clue?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:54,
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The clue is in the putting !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04,
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Silly Kitty, the cap only keeps your head dry...
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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Lovely (:
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:09,
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Nice
I love the expression. Although I can see his expression after getting wet being slightly different!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:24,
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Jesus cat can walk on water
This is woo :)
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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nice kitteh :D
your lines on the tiles are playing with my mind though
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:32,
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You should have seen my eyes as I was colouring it...
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:34,
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Oh boy, dat kitty sure is gonna be jumping straight outta dat pool when he get all wet
wooo weee
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magnum ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:45,
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CAT
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:49,
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That cat's got guts !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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cute:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:20,
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:)
Nicely as usual. Come on, Fluffy!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:39,
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I was singing Superstitious by Stevie W while B3ta was loading up
This picture/caption combo soon put a stop to that with gen-u-ine lollage! :D
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Rico ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:40,
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Oh hai...
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Ninj ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:48,
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FATHERS FOR JUSTICE!
RAH RAH RAH!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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needs additional superman for great justice
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zombiecull ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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That's fucking wonderful.
*clicks*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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Thank you sir!
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:01,
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hahaha :)
The picture without the rat, looks lovely
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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hahahahha, ace, N'!
but for heavens sake, don't let any hollywood types see this, or we really will have a Batkid movie!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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Cheers Stevie!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:02,
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nice pants...
...expecting a flood?.... (pic iz awesome!)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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Milhouses flood pants
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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:D
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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Where is Robin
the baby wonder?
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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In the chimney pot, that is why batman is stood on it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:57,
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Haha
Batboy has delivered us a baby down our chimney just like the stork... bless him.
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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I can hear him shouting at Robin
"Clean that chimney you little bitch!"
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:00,
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Hah, Batboy and son
Victorian chimney sweeps of Gotham City. Chim-chim cherooo
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:03,
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:58,
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hahaha
I am de moon
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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Huh. Weird. I googled for "boosh moon" and got to this site:
www.imthemoon.tv/ and just as the song I was listening to got to the lyric "you can read their address by the moon.", the site sound went "I'm the moon!" weird, man, weird.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:16,
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Assassin's Creed?
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:06,
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Hehe...
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Ninj ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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everytime anyone mentions assassin's creed
i think of Geordie Star Wars.
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SteelPriest ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04,
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I think Coming to America
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zombiecull ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:48,
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Wooo!
Wonderful - WOOOO!
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batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:28,
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That's Lovely
Good work
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Sheep! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:46,
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Ooh thank you sir!
*Glees* :D
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Ninj ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:14,
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In your face, Rambosilk!
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:47,
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Arf!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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Oh goodo. Crap thread war.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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bloody school holiday japes.... I really don't know what paedos see in kids....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:52,
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Their cocks, usually
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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badum-tish!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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You set them up
I'll knock them in ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:04,
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speaking of which, did anyone else see the 'new' family guy on BBC3 last night?
the last comment made by Tom Tucker in particular? particularly cringe inducing.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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which series are they on on the beeb? I've only been watching them on DVD when they are on the cheap, so I'm way out of the loop now...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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season 7, sorry, said 6 originally, but its 7
they (the BBC) have altered the running order, and made episode 12 the 'last of the series' due to a rather bad taste Jacko gag which would have occured during the week of his death. it was in this musical number...www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGcczxDNKwY
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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hahah, that's brilliant :D
blimey, just had a look at teh wiki page for ep listings and it doesn't match the uk DVD releases... I'm utterly confused now....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:05,
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The DVD releases
have been fucked up since the beginning. I believe the First season DVD was only 6 episodes, but the first TV run in the UK was 13 episodes so they are all mixed up.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:41,
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Oh Hai 4Chan
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:51,
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cut out cat heads...
...paste on any body.... upload to b3ta.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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Sounds good to me!
Let's do it! I'll go and find a cat...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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Ha
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:56,
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Or
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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