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[challenge entry] Go on Kitty!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *bets 1 pound each way on Giant Kitten to win Grand National*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Heehee, that's a large kitten :D
Blegh, just started on betablockers again :(
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# b3tablockers?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *Heart condition lols*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# little tablets in the shape of magenta cocks
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# mmmm bisoprolol
does the trick nicely.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I hope not, else I'll have nothing to do at work*
*lies, I have far too much, all dumped on me this morning with an 'end of the week' deadline.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# :(
I'm leaving work in an hour and haven't done anything yet. Bumholes.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Ace!! *Click*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Cheers ninj!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...it's the fans that concern me
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# it's not happy.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# he's a kakkerlak, ofcourse he's not happy ;-)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Duncat Goodmew
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha fuck
*insert wet pussy joke here*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *inserts*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *watches*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *lies back and thinks of England*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lovely :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahah
Eeew!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I'd love a hairless cat
With a pack of felt tips every day would be a fun day.
Oh hai businessman cat
Oh hai jester cat
Oh hai, noughts and crosses cat
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Yikes!!
:D Marvellous sir!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# holey crumpets
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# The old ways are still the best
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ahahah
I heard they are using these new catgut strings next Wimbledon
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahahh! I'd have to watch tennis with it on mute - not only would there bee al that grunting, but the whining/yelping of the cats! :D
'lo everyone!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Believe in it :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahahha, utter lunacy!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Fixed!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# best gift for a gf evar!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ahahah
yes!

SNOBCAT WINS
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Nice one
Although am I the only one who HATES those cats with the flattened pug-faces? I want to punch them! Especially the ones whose eyes point different directions.
Burn the mutant!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# They're really fugly, yes
Punch the weirdos who deliberately breed them like that!

Woo to Ninj's luge cat though - I like the helmet!

hur hur I said "helmet"
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Doesn't this one just look like that because his (or her "or her") nose is pressed up against the visor?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Aye, I like ninj's pic
But I went off on a tangent :P Sorry.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# You BASTARD! You BASTARD!
HOW CAN I EVER TRUST YOU NOW?!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I...I'm sorry Vagabond! Don't hit me again! PLEASE!
Here! *cuts off own tongue* Wii iss make ooo truu me?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Oh alright then.
Nothing says "I love you" like a mouthful of blood.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# but some posh people spent ages imbreeding and damaging animals to make them that way
you'll say you want to get rid of bulldogs next
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
#
bulldogs Etonians
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Well they are freakishly malformed...
They can't even run properly! In my view, the closer a dog is to a wolf the better it is. But then again, I'm not a dog person.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I think they prefer the term werewolf
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Touche!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :(

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Are...are you looking at me?
DEAR GOD WHICH EYE DO I LOOK AT?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# the jap's eye
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Them
and pug dogs as well

They are not cute... they are UGLY
As in, the complete opposite of cute
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# YOU MADE LOBPUG SAD

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I'd prefer a pet lobster to a pet dog
I'd name him Mr Pinchy
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ha! Lovely.
'Noons everyone.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# 'Noooooooooon *huggles*
Are all things dandy in the candy landy?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Fandytastic ta.
Rob's obsession with Kunt and the Gang has made my own obsession with Kunt go over the edge. He will be mah wiiiife. I now have his mobile number, I don't trust myself with it. How are you?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm good, I spent the evening chatting away and watching QI
Oh noes, getting people's mobile numbers is worse than getting their facebook. Which you haven't accepted me on *grumps*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Ha!
Fine, I'll accept you, but I never go on it really. It also contains millions of munty pictures of myself looking drunk and sticky.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# That's ok
I rarely post anything on there, I just read about other people's lives :P

And you looking munty? I refuse to believe that!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Oops sorry sir!
:)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Don't be silly!
It's good to see quality!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# "What's next, rabies shots for the easter bunny?"
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I'd choose to be blue.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I don't think the rat had a choice,
but yeh, would be cool.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I don't mean it being cool
I'd choose to be blue rather than have a spinal injury.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# yeh me too,
but it would still be cool.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Coming soon
"Express who YOU want to be with the new Sony Spinal Injury Personal Colourizer! Take the party with you wherever you go!" etc

EDI: Sorry - "colorizer"
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hehe
I still want to know who broke the rat's backs in the first place.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Woodstock.
or Hobbes.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# That bastard bird!
*rages*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# fuckers,
I'll mess up their DNA.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *switches on microwave*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *Initiates HappyToast*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Narf!
I don't quite understand why the (bbc pic) rat's haemoglobin red doesn't show through the blue at all. I would expect the skin to be a mix between pink and blue.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# One of the side effects is all of its blood falls out.
They're calling it a 'teething problem'.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# yeh i thought that, must totally change the blood colour.
also: The skin colouring could last longer in humans, however, as our metabolism is about eight times slower. Sweet.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# You could just take a bath in food colouring?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# but get someone to break my spine first,
shouldn't be too hard.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Would break the ice at parties!
Just wait a couple of years before cosmetics companies figure out how to localise colour changes like that. Semi-permanent lipstick, eyeshadow, etc. People would buy it.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ha yeh good point
and quite scary. All this talk of 'designer' babies, reminding everyone of WW2.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Gattaca
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# "Designer babies" is a misleading term
It implies that the genetic changes are made only for aesthetic purposes (eye colour, hair, etc). If it's possible to delete/fix defective genes that would cause the child health trouble later in life, why not do it?
I'll have to stop myself here. It's one of the topics I tend to rant about :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
# G'ning!



(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# :(
*PUN RAGES*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# GRAAARRRRRRGH!
*coughs*


(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# HUZZAH!
KITTEN SPORTS :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Don't be Stoooopeeeeed!
Everyone can see he's slug-balancing!


(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] huzzah!
KEEEEE10!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Bleugh
This reminds me of secondary school, watching someone long jump right into a pile of cat shit.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Lush.
Did you spluff?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Woo
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
i remember that
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Oh dear :(
Señor Dave, with these puns you are really spoiling us.

In other news, I had to go in a church yesterday for my sister's wedding rehearsal.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# did you see BABBY JESUS
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I hope you repented?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# oh cripes
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Tee hee!



(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ¿Are you a Mexican, or a Mexicunable-to?

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# nurrrr
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha
mong-dog.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ning!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# RUFUS!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# SEXY TIME!

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# indeed
TIME TIEM
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# aww, cute!
Is that a cat who just got done jumping through a ring of fire?

:P
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is there a better combination?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# The combination of cheese and spoons.
and possibly hats.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Cheese curry cake with cashews ftw.
Nicely :)

Ning All.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# With photoshop elements 2 I have I couldn't line for shit
It's a lot easier and confortable on Gimp.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# The little blondy was also nice ;)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Confetti and large whale cock
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# porn and curry?
(but this is also good)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Chili and chocolate.
Covered in GOLD.


Nice lady though :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Glad you like
She looks a bit like less tattooed version of the lass from the game "Wet".
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Bacon
with anything

Awesome pic :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I am subscribed to this.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Why would you link me to this...
...so close but yet so far from lunch :(

*hungers*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# sex and drugs
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Rock and / or Roll
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Chaz and Dave?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# sex and partner
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Hammers and time

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# She's just the cutest!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Don't let her hear you say that
Though she'd secretly enjoy the compliment I'll bet.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] kitty boxing
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
Hello, welcome, kitten, stool, etc. :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# It's my birthday today!

Edit:Face fixed
WHERE'S MY PRESENCE?

Oh here it is.

That's not crosses, they're Daggers. Typographical daggers.


Thanks dudes :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Happy birthday miss!
That's lovely :D

Should I be worried by the magenta eyes?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# It's cool, just an accident he had when young.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
#

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# That is a sexy hat. We should all have one.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I was just thinking that guy needed red hair
Happy real life b3taday!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# happy birthday
hope you have a good one - birthday too ;)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Happy birthday
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Happy birthday
Nice picture :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Happy 'a little closer to death' day!
where's my piece of cakey?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Every day is a little closer to death
I suppose I should be upset, even feel violated, but I'm not. No, in fact, I think this is a friendly message, like "Hey, wanna play?" and yes I want to play. I really really do.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Use 'The Gel'!

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hellraiser has nothing on me
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# but pinhead can stick it too yah ;)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I'm using pinhead as a cup holder in my kitchen
He's far too wimpy
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I am having birthday STEAK today
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I wan't mine with extra Rawrrrrhhhhhrr
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Yay, happy birthday miss!

*huggles*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Yay! E-Hugs are awesome :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Happy birthday Cleo :~)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I made myself a funky 70's desktop wallpaper...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# My friend gave me a sweet but knackered gaming rig.
I shall be trying out that Windows 7 when my graphics card arrives today.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Very good!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hah, lovely :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I wonder what's in the "Internet" folder
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# The internet
duh :P
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# haha, any software that uses t'internet - ftp etc.
my porn is FAR harder to find.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# My documents -> My Pictures -> Fwap Material
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# how did you know??!?!?!
you've been hacking my interwebs!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I like that very much

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# cheers mr M
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# cool!
it almost reminds me of Microsoft Bob, but with more class
images.google.com/images?q=microsoft%20bob%20screenshots
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Right, I can get on and do some work now...


also, hurrah!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Congratulations on new pance!
:D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# It's a SWAN!
edit: lol @ your pok3 icon, it's nice to be part of the magic pants
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Nice pants.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Top use of flatfish face
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# PANCE
edit: someone's really gone to town on the 'Broadband rates not up to speed' graphic on the BBC front page
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
Stock-image-tastic!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# pants rule
congratulations fellow ball strapper
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# oohhh You appear to be new and shiny
and not yet tarnished with....tarnish and stuff....we can smell your freshness it excites us!
Welcome aboard and congrats on a nice choice of member support!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# All you people with your donating
It makes me sick
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# All you people being sick....
it makes me horny
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# all this poopy makes me shit
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Honk?
Also: 'grats.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Aww, lovely, welcome aboard

run! run while you still can!!!

Morning b3ta, how doin'?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I am lacking in something today...and I can't work out what it is....
And also, I drank a pint of water really quickly and now I feel really "buzzy" and not a little wierd? why would this be? Have I got some awful malaise? or can I now officially get drunk on water?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# A whole pint?
You maniac, slow down.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Maybe you were more dehydrated than you realised
and now your body is in hyperactive mode trying to make hay while the sun shines etc.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# ...or yes, maybe you are some sort of sick freak.
Sick. And a freak.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# *accepts that this is the most likely explanation*
:(
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Hello
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hi!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The new kitten olympic event: duck flying....

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# hooray!
top work Moley

TOP
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Cheers Freebs!
How's you on this beautiful, sunny morning?
:D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I'm not bad
looking forward to next week - when I'll be in Sunny Scotland

:)

How's the middle of the country?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# The middle(east) of the country is summery today. The first non-rainy day in about a week....
I like it.

Holiday in Scotland - yippee! You lucky thing.
:D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *glees*
His nose should should pant,
and his lip should curl,
His cheeks should flame,
and his brow should furl,
His bosom should heave,
and his heart should glow,
And his fist be ever ready
for a knock-down blow...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# bless! :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
awards cute points - *click*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Awwww!
So much fluff!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Fluff!
*clicks*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Lully, just lully!
*Click*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# This is most woo
clearly a sport with a golden future
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ooh how lully
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# The Fear!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Indiana Jonesy
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Don't PAnic!
:)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I couldn't imagine that anyone else could have pulled off playing Indiana Jones' dad
Jonesy could've! In fact, he should have been Granddad!

And you said your ideas weren't good, you loony!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# You're too kind you are
:)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# They don't like it up 'em, you know....
:D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# pffahahahaha
I want to see this film.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Have a Mazomba
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# She's looking well.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# she is getting a bit old in the tooth, isn't she
or is it iggy pop ?

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# shopped pics only
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Urgh
I really can't tell if you've shopped her arms or not
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# looks like just a bit of browning, as oposed to greening
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Holy Moley!
:D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hulk SMASH
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Aaaarggghhhh!!!!! The arms! The ARMS!!!!
:D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Aaaaaargh teh arms!

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Her arms...
...are exactly the same as the Feral ghoul's arms in Fallout 3 : /
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# She's just too fucking stringy
She is firmly placed in the Old Boiler position now. Too scared to admit she's ageing, so tries to recapture her youth with weird eating habits and exercise regimes. Or so I've heard...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Being John Jovovich
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# That dress is completely impractical
Still would though.

Ningles good sir!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Mornin' lully!
You well? :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I'd be top 'o the world if Lloyds TSB's internet banking was working
And you? Are you positively overflowing with good ideas as usual?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# ooh...
...overflowing, but no good I'm afraid :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ning Sir
Gotta love a bit of Jovovitch
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# phoar!

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Mul-te-pass
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Mornin'
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# ningles
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I only speak two languages. English and bad English
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Nothing wrong with bad English.
Thanks to GCSEs, it's now spoken by 95% of school leavers.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# dat is wel gud m8
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# A* distinction
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Ah, so that's where Korben Dallas learned to negotiate...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# How dare you defile the Jovovic?!
'Ning, N'
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# In fifth element, yes.
Natalya Rudakova though, phwoar but a bit stick insect like in the shoulders
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# stick insect = not phwor
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Her face is so lovely
The rest of her can do whatever
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Ning Baz!
My sincere apologies :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# 'salright.
I has got to go to Penrith now.

Must not do the Withnail thing...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
# He looks right simple there.
"Du-uh! I dun a poo in my potteh!"

Good ningles, Le Board!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# top of the ning, sir...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# watch out boy she'll chew you up she's a man eater

edit: i have just been informed that femonazists colours
are white green and poiple. like barney the dinosaur.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
# what did you shop?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)
# i drew it all on my tablet
with the stylus sello-taped to my todger
(practicing shape layers cos i forgot how to use the pen tool)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# ah
subtle
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Must have been a mahoosive tablet?
Was it one of those 400mg Ibuprofen ones?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I assume that's a strap-on, rather than original equipment.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
# So er, could you please reply to me with your embassy's address

Thnkx
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# lol @ jihad bum brigade
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
# cheese
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
# fiddles
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# CHEEEEEEEEEEse

'lo Freebs!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Freebsy Cheese!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Squeezy Freebsy Cheese
:)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# *bokes*
Ning!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
#
12 Salmon Rushdie Square,
Kopenhavn VK2342,
Denmark
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)
# *sends scented envelope with lolaids*

(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# woa that can't be good
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Fist Of Fun
Edit: God damn, mother fuggin, badger raping, Lloyds TSB
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# It's obviously a work
based on NeoFeminism ideals, incorporating the fist. We all know, of course, the common NeoFeminist saying "Don't risk it, Fist it!"...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I have that cross stitched on a pillow
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# GOT YOUR VOTE AND I DON'T CARE*
 


* THIS IS TO THE TUNE OF "JIMMY CRACK CORN"
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:23, archived)
# Kinda looks like a sleestak
Kinda now I'm scared as shit, 'cause sleestak's are very scary.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:26, archived)
# oh wow, it does too
images.google.co.nz/images?q=sleestak

I never saw that show but I see now IT WAS A DOCUMENTARY
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:28, archived)
# That's funny, I was planning on sleeping...
Ha-ha!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Tax cuts. The only answer to economic difficulties of any kind.
ALSO
Sumptuary Laws
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:32, archived)
# FATTEN THE RICH AND STAMP ON THE POOR!
 
actually he's not doing such a bad job so far, but I still do not trust him one iota
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:34, archived)
# That's okay
I don't trust that Robin Williams dude either.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)
# yeah, you never know when he's gonna put out a fucking terrible movie
 
I liked One Hour Photo, Death to Smoochy and Insomnia but haven't seen much recently
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:47, archived)
# I believe I have one hour photo on dvd somewhere
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:10, archived)
# There is some logic to that. Aiming the boot at the poor, that is.
I've noted that once technology provided full protection from
pitchforks and torches the poor became the easier target. For
only a brief window in time, the age of revolutions, was there
a chance for the rabble to affect change of any kind. Now they
all ride in armoured cars and have blastproof glass windows.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:46, archived)
# not over here they don't.
 
I'm amazed we don't have more assassinations.. I guess no-one's that passionate.
SHE'LL BE RIGHT, MATE, SHE'LL BE RIGHT
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:48, archived)
# We're also not quite to that point here in Kunukistan, yet.
Perhaps a similarity in attitude. We've got enough wildness still around,
and the climate, that can snuff you quite quickly. So it seems to limit
the need to get shirty with our nobs. Or them with us, so far. Minority
governments and economic factors beyond our control also help keep
them from getting too high on their horses.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:59, archived)
# HAHAHA
He's no longer the Key man
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:23, archived)
# THE PRAM*
 


* Not Weed Dog Approved
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:45, archived)
# SO HAPPY!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:51, archived)
# You do revel in your demented mind, do you not?
In the darkest recesses of one's consciousness lurk the things that you do not share, but we all know too well.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:52, archived)
# HAHA!!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:53, archived)
# THIS IS HOW ONE CAN FREE THEIR MIND FROM THE BODY.
Woo
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Oh fuck - What have I started?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:53, archived)
# We've been at this one before. Had frog in pea file.
Thanks for bringing it round again. It's got a good beat
and is easy to dance to. Just made this one.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:10, archived)
# I just made that pram one, I suppose it is hard to tell with such high quality work
 
YOU MAY THINK IT TOOK MANY DAYS OF INTERMITTENT WORK IN PROGRESS UPDATES, BUT NO
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:12, archived)
# I'D LIKE A BIT OF PRAM.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:15, archived)
# Shelley?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:22, archived)
# THAT'S KING OF THE ANTS TO YOU, PROLE!
LOOK ON MY FEELERS, TERMITES, AND DESPAIR!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Michael's been on the phone all day for you.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Unless he's heard of where I can hire bombers by the hour I'm not interested.
I used a pic from that bit below. So I'll stop quoting and paraphrasing Python and move on to taxcuts.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:40, archived)
# I had to check
but yes, this bit is as funny as ever

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3ZB0vrXZ6A
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Good quality on that one.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I really like this
It makes me go oooooooo
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

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