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I WANT ONE AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!! WHAAAA!!!!!! WHAAAA!!!!!!!! WHAAA!!!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

Haha, fantastic.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

Hee hee!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

but muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum :)

awesome!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

aaaaawwww!

i had one like that!
without the whinging face, obviously.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

I had one like that too, this afternoon...

Without the eight legs and hairy body...

Still love him, though...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

you pulled its little leggies off?

you cruel man!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

Quick . . . give it the antidote !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

I'd be cheering and WOOing if it weren't for the fact there is SPIDER ON MY SCREEN! KILL IT !!! ARRRGGHHH!!!

awesome stuff FWM!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Cheers Stevie!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

Hahahahaha

Amazing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

Hahaha

too good!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

I love your FP!
Great stuff...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

Cheers!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)

Hahahahah...

*Clicks* even though i hate spiders...:)

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Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

Horrid little thingies aren't they?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

brillo

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

...maketwitsmaketwatsmaketwitsmaketwatsmaketwitsmaketwatsmake...

...twitsmaketwatsmaketwitsmaketwatsmaketwitsmaketwatsmaketwits...

(1.618..., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

oh god :O

*loses sphincter control*

edit: oh fuck did that just get faster? *evacuates bowels*

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

GNGNGGG
nNGNGNgngngGGNNNNn!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

hahahahha!

holy fuck make it stop! :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

O_o

Wow.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

^^^ This is a work of real beauty

Giving it my best shot

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

Nice Paisley pattern!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

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gravytrain, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

That's fucking terrifying

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

Golly that's rather good!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

I was just playing with that very image.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

This message contains woo,

I just hid it well.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

does....not......compute.....

*head asplodes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

oh, christ

that's just making me think of last night's doctor who, when the faces turn into gas masks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)

I prefer this one to the one where he eats himself

(above - same frames reversed) - Paisley is a terrible cunt.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

agreed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)

Went forth and multiplied !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Neon Roland!

Click for bigger (145 kb)

(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)

Who is Roland?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)

Someone from Grange Hill

Who didn't make it into a soap!

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

But roooowland!

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

ROLAND

ROW LAND

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

catch the pigeon!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

Cunt him in the fucking murrays.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Lately I keep thinking 'fuck it, that'll do' instead of finishing things.

Immediately after posting them I regret it, but fuck it, it'll do.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)

this is how i live my whole life

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gravytrain, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Are you my spouse?

You are, aren't you?

Jim, darling, why did you not tell me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)

this is too well done

you've now ruined hocus pocus for me.
i hope you're pleased with yourself.

by which i mean well done ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

Click for bigger (81 kb)

(guffbeak, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

Interesting

I like it.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

emo, or posessed by evil clown mask, you decide!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

This is aces.

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

splendid :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Roses are red, violets are blue, horses get old

and then make good glue.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Probably been done numerous times. I missed em!

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

I thought the very same thing the first time I saw the ads..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

I shouldn't have

But I laughed

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

'Lo Maximinimanamana-doo-doo-be-doo-doo

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hello missmystique

You missed my Wayne's world reference earlier, are things good for you today?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

Oh noes.

I'm sadly having to do all the work I've been putting off for yonks as I'm off on holiday this weekend. Rubbish.

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

Oooh, going anywhere nice?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Sweden, to stay with my bloke's 93 year-old swedish grandmother. I've seen her carry trees, she is a superhero.

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

It must be all the blonde hair and flatpack furniture :D

Also, it's wednesday isn't it, how did you do?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

Gah.

I didn't go last night, I went to see Mock the Week. Didn't go last week either as I was ill-tiems. Very bad. How you doing?

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

At least you finally got to see mock the week :)

I lost 4lb this week and 3lb last week and got thoroughly told off my by mother because I rarely eat meat any more.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

Wowsers! Welly well done :D

I was in the front row and was filmed roaring away.. I hope to god they don't use it, my profile whilst laughing looks like a swastika.

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

Nazi Zombies on your Mock the Week.

I'll have to find out when it's showing and Sky+ it :P

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

sorry to butt in

but are you doing slimming world? if so, the green diet means slower weight loss, but it's more sustained than the red diet.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Weightwatchers

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

ah, right

i tried them both, you're doing a damn sight better than i did ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

wooyays!

/Green days slave blog

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

i did the green diet for 2 years

the amount of butter i put on jacket potatoes kind of made the whole thing pointless :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

It be tomorrow :O

Hark at you with your Sky+ ;)

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Well Sky+ HD actually ;)

But I have no sofa at the moment, so I have to sit on the floor or on my office chair :P *curses DFS*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

Is that for real?

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

o_O

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Yes. Aeroplanes always remain intact and stick nose-first in the ground when they crash.

Edit OK point taken. Apols.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

*ahem*

that's from an actual crash at an air display..

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

I knew as I was writing that there was a danger that this was the case...

/pwnd

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

it's possibly this one..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTI5etjTniU

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

yeah it's that one

you can see the cartwheel bit here:

www.chrisgood.com/aircraft/movies/SU-27_Ukraine_crash.mpg

grim grim grim

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

Did the plane explode or what?

(Glomp Fuck, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Mwuhaha

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

yeah like planes really have wings and engines

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

flight lols

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

I wouldn't know

I only use zeppelins

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

Hahaha

Genuine office LOL

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

If you got it off ebay I think you were conned!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

good grief

that's funny

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

oof :D

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

hehehe

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

That wing looks bemused.

I laughed, but I'm sure I shouldn't have!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

Hahaha

Ace!

(vanburger, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

...

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Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

blimey

nicely done

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

^this

with chocolate crispies!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

Ta Bilbo!

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Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

I proclaim this glorious

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

Ta Cenaris!

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Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

This is spiffing.

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Thanks Fanny!

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Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

This!

I have chosen your reply to THISsify because "spiffing" was the exact adjective I chose myself.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Arf!

Top job

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

Ta sir!

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Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

Fork it!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

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Grampa, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

mom?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

WOULD!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

That's hot

top shop!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

Hey Mr Point-Point

Nicely.

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Melvin?...

...it is you...i thought you were dead.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

nice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

Haha

Nicely

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

definitely

would

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

LOLZ

RICHARD O'BRIAN

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

What's Cookin' Good Lookin'?

(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

Looks like Matt Damon

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Grampa, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

Matt daaaaamoooon

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

^this

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

KEKEKEKEKEKEKE! I GIVE YOU CHAINS YOU CAN BELIEVE IN KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

shit toap pun, but had to get it out of my head

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

WHO... IS... MARTAAAAAA?

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zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

I am guessing a Brazilian footballer

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

She has a Brazillian strip?:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

I don't, I am still woking out if it is man or woman

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

SOunds like your usual Saturday night out!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

hahaha

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

No you miss understand me

I meant she had a well shaven cunt.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

Patrick Stewart?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

you're guessing right

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

Are you sure?

I though it was that Norine bint from Big Brother.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

Oh dear god, you are watching it O_o

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

I read all the news sites everyday. I hear she has a pair of breasts!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

You look a bit strange with that icon

It'll take me a while to adjust.

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zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

Some git changed my icon!!!

I know you who are you ginger git!:P

I wuv my furtive and have wuvved it since about 2002!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

Modern Art

Click for bigger (304 kb)

(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

Staple it to a piece of toast

TJ: This is ace, a 3D Streetview-style video.

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zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

omg this is fucking ace

put it on links!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

So did we make or steal this one?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

I made this one.

Why so interested? You finished your wanking for the day?

(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

Wanking beats your crappy shops and bad music taste

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

Shops?

That sounds like virgin talk to me.

(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

yeah, you got me there

I'm a virgin...

now I go hide in shame.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

he just got a macbook

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

LOL

Good one, Jasper Carrot!!

(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

This has 'legend' stamped all over it..

.. kudos!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

DIESEL FUMES!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

get your arse to MAAAAAARS

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

*Starts the reactor*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

I've never even been to Maaaars!!

Couldn't help myself..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYfKJ_SLsGM

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

Seriously funny

especiallty the bit with the pingpong balls

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Ping-pong ball eyes.

.. do you know how rare that is?

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

:D...

...that was better than the real movie.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

^this

And I didn't even have the sound on.

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mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

This is stunning.

Lovely stuff.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Diesel fumes are lovely

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

From the drink or the oil distillate?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

oil

That and the smell of tar

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

Earth slime

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

TV's own Pat Sharp

(mattproblem, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

Lordy, it is that letch Pat Sharp

King of the TV mullet

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

hahahaha

separated at birth

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

lies

that's seinfeld

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

yeah...

...circa 1976.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

shopped pictures only please

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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

I seen the top of this and thought it was The Critter...from Critters

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

great film

although it got a bit stupid after part 8

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

GET FRESH!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GILBERT!!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

exciting trivia

I fucked Pat Sharpe's au pair

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

I felched his mullett

seriously, I did his au pair in his bed while he was away

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

7 Shape ... he's lookup at god ... lolz

7-Shape Vector Rowan Williams (T-shirt)
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If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

Fab. U. Lous.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

This is excellent, I enjoy the pose particularly

Do you still do b3tans? I have not seen one for a while.

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zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

Rowan Williams is a b3tan.

He's pasanonic IRL. Not seen him around for a while though.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

Pfft :)

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zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

pasanonic is here, but all he sees is a blank page due to all the people he has on ignore

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

JUST LIKE YOU

MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN THREADS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

Do a new one soon.

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zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

THESE THINGS CANNOT BE FORCED

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

to be honest, it's a shame pasanonic is no longer with us :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

tbh, i've not noticed the any differnce

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

Did he give a reason for buggering off?

I haven't seen him about since he failed to show up at the London bash.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

Where'd he go?

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zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

where is he

and where's Captain Wow gone?

and who's the president?

and where are my trousers?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

Wow is not talking to anyone, even Dixon

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

as in no one can make contact?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

we have both sent her emails, texts and the like and have never got anything back

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

I assumed she was on hols

now I'm worried and will do what I can to hunt her down too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

I guessing she might have lost her job, from what she was talking about before she disappeared

If she wont talk to Dixon then I guess she doesn't want to know any more

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

Facebook has a comment from someone

wishing her on the road to recovery and to get well soon :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

Oooh eck :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

She went off work with sickness

and never came back to b3ta :( As long as she's happy

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

That is kind of worring, knowing her past

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

I miss the Lady

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

I think the good Cap'n has had more pressing real life things to deal with

if second hand info. is anything to go by, but I wouldn't bank on it being accurate.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

I heard she became a male stripper in a go go bar

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMurVFzqnfQ

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

no longer with us?

have you just let something slip? ;)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

I don't believe he's shuffled off this mortal coil

I just meant he's become noticeable by his absence,
and - *humble and personal opinion only* - it's a shame.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

I usually found him quite entertaining, too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

He's a nice enough chap when he's not being a cunt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

he's no worse than other people on here

the ones who do get riled simply like the place with a passion

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

He was generous with torrent invites to his superfast download shit

Maybe sushi knows where he's gone.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

Has he actually disappeared, then?

I've noticed a few of the oldies - him and Captain Wow most noticeably - haven't been around of late. Is there some splinter faction where all the cool kids go?

Also - yes - endorse the view that this forum is the poorer for his absence. He may not have handled the trolls particularly well, but my God the man could draw.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

good fucking riddance

what did he strop off about this time?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

Maybe he realised what a cunt he was

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

he was on b3ta, the place is full of them.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

There are levels of cunt, he was at the top

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

he was far, far, FAR away from the top

there have been much worse offenders

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

haha *epiphany moment*

*shrugs it off*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

he is dullard of a cunt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9610758

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

Pot kettle....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

hahaha *genuine lol*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

hahaha,

and he can't even see it...

Nevermind :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

haha why has earl fallen out with you

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Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

I dont know

Or really care

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Pot kettle....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

fuck you :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

Prodigy never strops off.

He stays right here and strops.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

indeed :)

you all fucking know about it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

Did he flounce?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

not as far as I'm aware

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

I disagree.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

My ignore list is getting quite full...

Might just do a cleanse and start from scratch...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

Mine only contains those who are cunt just for the sake of it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

/talk?

*scarpers*

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zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yeah, mostly /talkers :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

And me, for some reason

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

So - I think - does mine...

But I had Barbarossa on my ignore for ages as he was a right little NSFW git when he was n00bing, so I am a little concerned that some of my ignorees might have grown up into nice productive little b3tans.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

I'm still collecting B3tans yeah ....

... I've not forgotten about them ... just I've been mining religious
people of late and had quite a few requests from people who want
t-shirts (which is money in my ass pocket) but I'll be back on with them
soon and if you want to send me picture then do so and I'll include you.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

Do you have the b3tans up anywhere?

The don't seem to be on the wall.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

Yeah I took them down ...

... as not one sold as a t-shirt ... so once they're all done I'll put them up.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

ah, cool.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

That is most lovely :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

A great big bushy beard!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

nice one, he's a legend

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

threadjack

THANK YOU B3TA - we've hit £353.53!

Perfect. You are all lovely and Cr3 is now not in debt. Wonderful.

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rob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

yay! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

blimey that didn't take long

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

Will cr3 give me another manhug the next time I see him at a bash?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

And £3.53 too.

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zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

haha wow!

Hope he has a few pennies left over to buy a nice big cup of tea.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

'kin 'ell!

Well don't stop donating now. Another few quid and he may be able to eat this week.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

haha, i donated some money before i read this thread

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weaver., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

Woohoo!

what time did we get? If you'd kept it going he could have got the drinks in!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

yays :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

Huzzah!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

Well done internets

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

yayyyy!!

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weaver., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Do Richard Whiteley

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

Me and my mate

were sat outside the Deerpark Pub on Street Lane in Leeds years back
when Whitely walked by and hid behind the bushes in the Beer Garden my
mate shouts ... "Whitely You Pleb!" Cue Richy-boy looking around for a
good five minutes for who had shouted it - where the voice of God had
come from ... CLASSIC!

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

zomg but whiteley was a lovely bloke!

i had a donut with him once, he was dead chatty :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

I always felt

he was the kind of bloke you could have a pint with

which is high praise indeed

I never did though.

I did sit behind ian lavender in the pub last week, but my mate was blathering on about something and I didn't get a chance to call him a stupid boy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

he definitely was :)

just a genuinely nice dude

unlucky with the lavendar ;)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

I don't think there was any mallace intended ....

... just an off the cuff shout from my mate. I think that RW is so nice made it all the more funny.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

*licks*

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

These are ace.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

man

these are so friggin cool :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

As always

Amazing work

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Boom boom.

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

Too soon

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

Annoying threadjack - but can I ask everyone to read the new blog post on the FP?

thanks

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rob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

Oh thats Annoying!

/reads

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

done and paid up, he made me feel right at home in the office

and deserves every penny for sorting out my website

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

thank you Happy Toast

that's very kind

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rob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

Done

Not a lot as I'm a rubbishy student-type, but I've used his stuff plenty in the past so happy to contribute something.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

Fishcat you are a kind, kind person

well done

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rob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

I wish I'd known sooner

I would have given him some money last time I had some.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

Done...

now about my credit card bill...

;)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

thank you

you are lovely

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rob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

I'll give him something as soon as my paypal is up again.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

done :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

time to set up my card on my paypal again

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weaver., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

done diddly done done

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weaver., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

You can and 50 squid is in it's way

EDIT: fifty squid duely deposited.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

This whole thing is making me feel all warm and fuzzy about b3ta

There's still hope for the internet's soul!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

yay!

nice one

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rob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

sell your iphone

/helpful

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connor, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)

there's an app for that

/confused

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

iEbayiPhone

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

*invents m-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-iphone*

it's basically a very long phone.

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connor, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

transfered funds..will give him something when they go into my paypal

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

done

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elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

Sorry, But can't fight the temptation to shout...

SONIC BOOM

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)

A BOOM BOY!

*damn you sony centre*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

And that too

FLASH KICK!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

Expln pls

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

Truckin' is suicidal

As is sticking your hand in a toaster of course.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

gah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

I think he done a racism

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

Look, keep this easy for me:

should I be angry or not?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

Yes
Maybe
Does this help?

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

It's too confusing

so I'm just going to fume silently then cheer up a bit later.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

man i'm not in charge of your emotions

stop asking me to control you

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

Ok, I've stopped asking you to control me.

What should I do next?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)

DO SOME MURDER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

o_O

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Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

Top lol'ing!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

Sorry I'm late, trouble with B3ta hosting.... Draw Off time! - Made up superheroes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

I might pearoast an ancient pea for this. because my scanner is not currently implemented.

or I might not.

HAHAHA I don't know what I'll do! I'm crazy man! CRAZY LIKE A FOX ON CRACK

O_o

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

My girlfriend loves him..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)

Haha :D

I was going to make uPVC man, which was basically iron man but his armour was made from bits of discarded drain pipe.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)

no one else? oh well...

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)

What is it next week HT?

I will definately draw something this time or I will kick my own arse.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

bitchin :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

POLO

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

My first thought on seeingThought?

He has a massive winkle. As all heroes should! (except for the girl ones)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

feckin woo! :)

Could this be the end for paving slab man?!

Do you expect me to talk, Doublemint?

CLICK for more adventures

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

curses that evil Doublemint gum

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

curses indeed!

how will he escape? only time (and a dvd of goldfinger) will tell...

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

haha

heeee

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

hahahaha!

I love these

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

yay :D

fanks :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

Hooray!

I likes Paving Slab Man. Make more, Ho[]y! please make more!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

got two weeks off work soon so i will get drawin :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

It looks like he's reached the end of his path.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H AHA

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOL! :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

stark bollock naked man!

all a real hero needs is a cape and a mask

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

hahahaha!

superb! :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

and the anchent shoppage of mine on which this is based

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*breathes*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

i wish i could remember

what comic it was actually from.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

here's your man

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booster_Gold#52_and_Supernova

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

quality

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

hahahhahaha :D

holy fuck! :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

hahahahahaha, fantastic

lovely buttocks

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mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

yes, they are rather

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

Beautifully done, Ms Morbo..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahah!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

HAHAHAHA

real LOL!

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

I didn't actually draw him this week, but hope it still counts..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

that's one badass looking mofo

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

He can't really kick that much arse, though. Mainly due to the fact his legs have disintegrated..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

Gah!

I'm giving up on pencils & going back to pixels..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

Stings and Honey are his weapons, this man is Pain and Pleasure combined!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

awesome

but....

drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=17&issue=15

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

looks nothing like my one

if you're going to be picky my Thought one is surely like Professor X or all the other brainy superheroes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

Delicious & heroic..

.. just the way I like 'em!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

his wet honey punch strikes fear into everyone!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

beware the honey punch.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

That honey-covered left hand is just all of teh wrong...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

again, completely superb :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

Very very tenuous

More of a supervillain than a superhero, but it's the first time I've had anything remotely relevant for one of these 'actually drawn it' malarkies, so you can have it!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

Haahhahahha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

haha :D

he's definitely a hero to a scarily large number of complete wankheads out there anyway :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

I've got one, just let me upload her :)

The film reel is actually a whip. I must admit to not coming up with her, she's the idea of someone I know but not officially created yet. Part of a superhero team called The Film Makers. She fights mostly with the scissors behind her back. They're big scissors.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

"upload her" eh?

is that what they're calling it these days? :D
woo!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

Hahaha :)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

'Ave it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

Basalt Vision sounds painful

to viewer and viewee alike.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

it's how he gets his rocks off

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

hahahahahaha

I would buy this comic

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

\o/

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

Hahaha, no lower extremities boy is an awesome.

As is basalt man.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

he's rock hard!

etc :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

DESTROY!

omg what happens i need to see the end! :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

don't worry, they always defend america from justice

so all will be well

until... next time

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

phew!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

Filta Girl..

.. why use just one, eh?

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

missed one in all the rush to throw money at cr3

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

Hahaha!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

ahahaha :D

defo the best one (and not just cos of the boobies :D)!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

careful where you put your POLES

or I GAUSS you'll end up not FIELDing so good

*gets coat, leaves*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

Increase the Flash Gordon noises & get more science stuff!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

Bitten by a radioactive giraffe,

Giraffoman typically wears civilian clothing so as to blend in.

(Cruising Capacity, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

haha :D

supreme disguise :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

no more time for cat and mouse, its..

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

smashin :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

now that's perfect

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

Bucky Blockhead...to the rescue!...

...oops...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

yay! ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

fuck yeah!

magic :D maybe him and paving slab man could form a fearsome cuboidal crime fighting team :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

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Microwave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

Light the blue touch paper and

run like fuck!

GJM

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Joliet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

Unless it's a mortar shell

Then you certainly DO NOT want to light the touch paper.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

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Microwave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)

thats what its for

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Microwave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

yay!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)

triumph!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

awesome :D

you made my monitor happy :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)

i wish my house had a grasper

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Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)

METAL

FINGERS
IN
MY
BODY

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)

Heh. Loved that track.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)

GJM

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

Our house is a very very fine house, with two cats and a dog

or my version
Our mouse is a very very fine mouse, with two little ears and whiskers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

Like the entrance to a traditional Japanese garden

he has to bow to enter.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)

I have to bow to enter people's houses, they must think I'm being polite

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)

stick this in your japanese garden!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

NO NEED TO BE RUDE MAN

NO NEED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)

Also:

What's that noise coming from our garage?
Oh, that's the fucking house next door.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)

ITS FKNG @ UR GRGe. UR TOOLS WLL B DISPL33ZD

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

Have you seen my mower?

Yes, it's over there behind that massive residental bellend.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

"everyone loves residential bellend"

the crossover episode with king of queens was awesome

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

The look on Doug's face when he realizes he's caught monkey aids from residential bellend

is just priceless

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

and then when all the blood and guts is splattered on the wall

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm sorry :(

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)

TOO LATE MAN

TOO LATE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

ONE DAY WE'LL LOOK BACK AT THIS DAY AND LAUGH

FROM OUR PRISON CELLS.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

Now that's what I call semi-detached

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

fucking architecture innit

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

no reason.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)

that looks a lot better :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

no reason

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

lol

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Microwave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

Every reason

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

Something reminded me of this...

cumming soon

(NateGS nooob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

still wood

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

He's just nervous

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Joliet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

as would I be with a bright pink cock.

(NateGS nooob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)

It's all the friction from wanking too much

nobody told him of the GEL

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Joliet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

Smoky smurf..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

Welsh smurf?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

Diolch yn fawr iawn

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

Maen iawn!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)

B3ta - home of the polyglots..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)

Club foot!

I like this but I'm not entirely sure why

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Joliet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

I'm glad it appeals for unknown reasons..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

OH NOES!

Previously...

(Colonel Ratticus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

I love it when a flan comes together.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

Hahahah!

*clicks*

love this

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

wut?

hahahahaha

I was watching Temple of Doom the other night and realised how the revolt of the kids at the end is an almost shot-for-shot remake of the Ewoks attack on the deflector shield base in jedi

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

side by side!

make a side by side!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

Haniwalker

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

hahaha :D

i ain't gettin on no death star, hanniburrrrrrrrrrrrrl

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

Hahaha

The things you can create with a paperclip and sellotape

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Joliet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)

do go on...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)

A fun new game

sellotape a paperclip to the fridge. Buy today to avoid the Christmas queues!

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Joliet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

This is brilliant.

Shat is bloody great too :D

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fannycradock, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)

Afternoon

Are all things partytime and excellent?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

I can imagine him wandering the forests of endor shouting "CHYAAAK CHYAAAK CHYAAAK"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)

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