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[challenge entry] All teletext needs is some advertising

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Arf!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Good shot
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ugly people can't marry
What kind of teletext lies are these?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hehe, souey as toon manager, the start of so many happy days :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Talking of footie managers, poor old Bobby Robson died..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Tortoises fucking love sausages on sticks

Last nights animal www.b3ta.com/board/9613916
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Haha nicely.
Also remarkably fire-retardant if this morning's Metro is to be believed...

*rummages*

Aha! www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Tortoise_is_a_real_cage_fighter...&in_article_id=712226&in_page_id=34
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Well, if they suvived whatever killed the dinosaurs....
.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# True...
I'm quite surprised it didn't shatter or something when they put it in the water, though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Fantastic stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# More animal bribery! Who will stop this man!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Haha
That is special.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# this (and the foxy one yesterday) is absolute pyooly beltah :)
and now i want a sausage sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Love it. Excellent movement! His ass must be glued to that shell
*Big CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# This is superb. Utterly wonderful.
:D

*clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# haha
GUHURR GIMME DAT SAUSAGE ONNA STICK MGHGH UGHGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I turtlely appreciate this, dude
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Well done Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Reminds me very much of this
logo for the post-rock band, Tortoise, as seen on this page:
lineout.thestranger.com/2007/06/royal_vulcan_tortoise
(I helped save b3ta! nodmonkey, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Am it boba job week again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# always :) - nicely done fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahaaha
classic - both!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ^this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# JACKSON IN THE YEAR 2000
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# What, Vader? No that's Jackson in 3000, when they re-animate him using parts cloned from his descendants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# What, no biker scouts? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Needs more scout walkers

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# fuck yeah! it's a shame none of them had the
"killing furry dwarves" badge though...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Top woggle.
What a word.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Bobby Fett RIP
Bobby Robson according to Wikipedia:

Date of birth: 18 February 1933 (age 76)
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# And once again, getting my news from b3ta
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# i get all my news from b3ta
i haven't read a newspaper or watched the news in about 6 months
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Is your impression of news mostly based around celebrity death then?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hell no!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Then you haven't heard about Russia?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# in soviet russia, you inform news!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Just heard on the radio upon reading this
His statue on Portman Road will be chocker this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Awwwww....
But b3ta is slipping - got the scoop from Facebook before b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Be prepared!
That's the boy scouts' solemn creed,
Be prepared!
And be clean in word and deed.
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice,
Unless you get a good percentage of her price

*sings merrily*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I've pledged allegiance to the Queen as a boy scout. Not sure why, exactly.
Am I meant to defend her personally, in the event of a war?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Yes, by the cunning employment of knots and orienteering
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# My most recent mouthful of tea has just matched co-ordinates with my keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Then my work here is done
*disappears like a phantom into the night*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# If you're smoking reefers then they always should be shared...
Be prepared!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# oh hai
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# as popeye would agree
I 'yams what i'yams
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I hear the theme tune is played on the tuber
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# fucKING (edward) hell
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Dear lord....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# HEY!
*exposes sig*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Oh, you lovely man, you.
*blushes*
*signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Dang, I'll be in Sweden :(
I'll put some bunting around a sauna for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# That's a lovely thought, bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hehe...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Shit film but this would make it watchable
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ha ha
infinitely better than the movie. what a crock.
(prostheses, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# But you got a lot of Wil Smith for your money! Wil Smith the handsome doctor-major....
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Was it Will "saviour of the universe" Smith
or Will "this is serious acting, please can I have an oscar now" Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# or possibly Will "I appear to have been shot in the face by JPG" Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# i'd pay
good money to watch that
(prostheses, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# It was a bit of both. Family man Saviour of the universe.
They fucking changed the excellent ending of the book (hardly surprisingly), but at least there was heroic sacrifice at the end (spoiler! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Just what I look for in a movie
At least it was short I suppose. Why does every other film seem to be well over 2 1/2 hours these days? Does everyone think they are Peter Jackson?

\grumpy old git blog
(prostheses, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# oh shit
I never sent you that cricket link did I.. Will do this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# thanks
that would be good. i think a 'valid' excuse to do no DIY this weekend is exactly what i need! can i blame you when the wife kicks off?
(prostheses, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# It's the old "I would have written a short letter, but I didn't have time" thing.
It's harder to make a good, short movie, than it is to ramble on for hours in the hope that this improves things.

Recent good short film : Burn After Reading. 96 minutes. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0887883/)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# haven't seen that yet
there's a famous quote from someone about how much time is needed to make a speech, which fits nicely with that. something like "if you want me to talk for 10 minutes i need a week to prepare, for half an hour i need a day and if you want me to talk for an hour i can start now". maybe Roosevelt (and obviously i've paraphrased horribly from memory).
(prostheses, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# \o/
Sweet Potatoes FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Sweet potatoes and butternut squash
There's a winning combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Chicken & Sweet Potato Red Thai Curry...
Now we're talking.

nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I don't know
I've been cutting down on the meat I've been eating. I found a shop near here that sells fresh miso, that stuff makes LOVELY soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# You there!
Missed it when you posted originally, but this is bloody fantastic.

Nearly, nearly displaced that green ribbony woman thing from my desktop...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Thank You!
You're awfully kind, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Ha! Loving the wickle one.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Is today your holidaying day?
Also, how rude of me, MORNING! Are you well? Don't dwell on work and enjoy a sunny spell away.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I'm flying tomorry, today is arrrghineedtodoalltheworkivebeenputtingoffforweeksandistillwanttomongonb3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Plane, plane, plane, plane, plane!
This makes me want to install FSX on my new computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I hate flying :(
Well, I hate the taking off and landing part, the up in the air bit is good.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# The return of Potato Crisp Man!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# N IS FOR NOM!
W IS FOR WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Dotta Fett
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# To some people, it's a Fettish
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Ace
I endore Mr Fett's initiative to clean up the polar regions.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ACE!
i hope you are going to make a book of these one day.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Ooh...
*Doffs thinking cap* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Oooh I say
It's like the good Lord says, there's none so blind as them as what can't see.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Wonderful!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Thanks JP!
How art thou sir? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Last Day!!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Ooh brill!!
Have a great leaving do sir. I trust you will be showered with gifts and praise! the very best of luck with the new job mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Sea FAQs.


EDIT: I'm not actually looking for the answer. It's just a pun.
If you really want to show off your half baked science facts, go tell a fucking whale.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# i bet its something to do with the sky
(guffbeak, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# octopus ink!
everyone knows that! DUH!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# It is
it reflects the sky

And polar bear fur is transparent, it just reflects the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# the polar bear in Edinburgh zoo is white,
even though there is no snow.
I call BS.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# But not for long
She'll be moving to the Highlands this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# where she will be hunted by eagles
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# gaelic speaking eagles
with sticks o fire!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Ah, the golden eagle
The polar bear's only natural predator.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# especially when it's pissed up on buckfast and has a shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# That's the Glasweagle
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# then why aren't they blue in water
or green when roaming across fields

edit/ see above
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# it turns out that i'm an idiot
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_of_water
(guffbeak, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Hmmm. So it's not Rayleigh scattering, but 4th harmonic vibrations, eh?
edit :cooooooool

"Colorful niches of phototrophic microorganisms shaped by vibrations of the water molecule"

www.nature.com/ismej/journal/v1/n4/full/ismej200759a.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Apparently, the hollow 'guard hairs' are transparent, but they have underfur which is white, so...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# @ ALL
I';m just parrotting what Lord Fry said on QI

he knows everything
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# BECAUSE THERE'S STUFF IN IT
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Water isn't transparent
it's a very pale blue. Something do with electrons in oxygen I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# RAYLEIGH SCATTERING
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# YES.
OH SHITTING CHRIST, YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# water is blue because of discarded bicycles?
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I was wrong, it's the sky that has the miniature bicycles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# or Raman
www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/200902/physicshistory.cfm
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# it reflects the dust in the sky
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# HEYYY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# O HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Oh HAIS THERE
Reminds me of the toothy shark.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates
and you wonder why the ocean is so salty. :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *spits*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I don't wonder anything of the sort.
Stop putting ponders in my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hah. DAMN YOU WHALEY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Blue dye
Added for the benefit of sailors so they don't get vertigo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# How awsome would it be if water was totally transparent
and you could see all the way to the bottom of the ocean?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# It would be 65% awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Like looking into the depths of the mind of Our Lord?
Perhaps He shields us from that dizzying gap, just as He protects us from His intentions through mysteriousness.

Praise Be
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Because that's the way our Lord God wanted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Er, yes. Praise be.
*looks around for inquisition*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# it's because it's blue
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# pukka!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# don't know, but it's better than looking at a horse fucker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Psst, I think the guy in this pick fucks horses too
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# The filthy petfucker
Also, ebay really makes me laugh. I listed an old graphics card I was given as untested. I don't know if it works and stated that in the advert. It has over 5 days left to go, 12 watchers and it's already up to ยฃ5.50 :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# You could buy Tranmere Rovers for that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# CURRENT EVENTS
 


www.b3ta.com/board/9614355
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:24, archived)
# I GUESS HE'S GOING TO BE PLACED UNDER HORSE ARREST
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:25, archived)
# AT LEAST HE WAS NOT DRESSED AS A WOLF WHILE HE WAS DOING IT
 
THAT IS THE ONLY CONSOLATION I CAN TAKE FROM ALL OF THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:26, archived)
# HAHAHA...
Stop horsing arround!

NING B3TA!


SysAdminDay
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
# sysadmin appreciation day??
I'll celebrate the fuckers by giving them more work!

*cracks whip*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
# *gives the past the slip*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Go forward!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
IT'S TIME TO MOUNT UP
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:25, archived)
# apparently the horse was over twenty-one
www.inquisitr.com/31105/rodell-vereen-charged-with-buggery-for-horse-lovin-again/

I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD MAKE IT LEGAL IN CERTAIN STATES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
# MAYBE THE HORSE WASN'T CONSENTING
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:37, archived)
# well, she put out before.
 
I'm just sayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:41, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:44, archived)
# She now keeps a 24-hour guard over her animal
www.chron.com/photos/2009/07/29/17701930/260xStory.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:47, archived)
# OCCUPATION: HORSE CHAPERONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)
# THAT'S A RECESSION BUSTING IDEA RIGHT THERE.
I'm going to open a whole company of horse chaperones. Anybody want a job?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# GOODBYE HORSES
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxCCYBKXn44
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:27, archived)
# THE MAN IS BACK IN TOWN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:40, archived)
# It's time for - Electric Boogaloo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:45, archived)
# YAY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEsEfZTXFmg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuiKDT9_uoM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:50, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHH
 
I ENDORSE ANYTHING THAT MOCKS FURRIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:56, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHH
 
I haven't laughed so hard all week
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 8:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Oh dear
My wife has one of those...
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Oh boy.
I shouldn't have clicked those links before fully awake! Ha ha and eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# NO THANKS
I DON'T USE THE HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhahhh fuck
this is finally on youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tm8EJaoFO8

I only heard it once on the radio
in a special show by "Dr Trash", who played cuts from fucked up records, and fed them into a blender, on air
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:36, archived)
# another totally sweet channel
www.youtube.com/user/mookietxdj

I was looking at Killdozer footage, but he's got a few interesting things
remember Dread Zeppelin..?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QlbtWVvQ4A
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
# sheez is this still top of the page
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# well make something then!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
# OMG it's perpetua-thread!
Have a selection of peas to bulk it out then...











...think that's the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I want a kit particle accelerator :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# not quite...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha we need Riverghost now - he's got a good few as well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:55, archived)
# I can't find the key to get to the dollars
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:59, archived)
# You have to buy the keys
with the dollars.

I've been playing Braid -- on the levels I'm doing at the moment you have to go backwards and forwards in time to solve puzzles, and about 30 seconds of your previous history is visible alongside you, and you have to interact with it. It's difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:03, archived)
# I've heard good things about braid but i haven't played it - is it worth getting?
I'm playing through Prototype at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:15, archived)
# It's pretty good actually.
It looks like a platformer but it's stictly about solving puzzles. I'm about 2/3 of the way through it and it's starting to get really tricky. I play it in short bursts, a level or two at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Have you played prototype yet?
It's great fun but the missions are starting to get really chaotic
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:46, archived)
# its amazing isnt it?
the music too!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Background music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdOwBsYahFU
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Ain't it funky now
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Oh yeah, it's funky alright
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Have some nu-60s grooves i've just discovered
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJSHR6SL_I
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:45, archived)
# oooh... what a fab friday tune!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
# GJMAA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:07, archived)
# great job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Haha
I'm sure Mr Ed is happy that Wilbur has been taking his medicine!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 6:58, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 6:59, archived)
# MAN SURE LOVES THAT HORSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 6:58, archived)
# I'M FLYING OVER YOOOOOUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:00, archived)
# "I love horses"
- not a legal defence
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 6:59, archived)
# DeAgostini will be blamed
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:43, archived)
# That's the kid from Bronton's Brendle
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:53, archived)
# ASSPINATA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:57, archived)
[challenge entry]

:D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:35, archived)
# You've got a spare ship, load it up!
Great game that. One of my favs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:39, archived)
# mine too
always wanted the table version
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:42, archived)
# lots of fun, but I was never particularly good at it.
 
all the money I've put into coin-ops, I REALLY SHOULD HAVE SPENT ON CRACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:43, archived)
#
NEVER EVER EVER SMOKIN' CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:46, archived)
# yeah, uh-huh, yeah
 
I think I may be pulling out the Sounds of Science tonight
(my flatmate has a copy)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Just got it the other day
I got the d-double-o d-double-o style!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:03, archived)
# tis a classic
.. can't believe its been 10 years :S
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Mine too.
I used to play it for hours
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Nice
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:40, archived)
# :D
cheers sir
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:43, archived)
# I WANT THE SPACE INVADERS TO WRITE OFF DEBTS
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:55, archived)
# i'll converse with their leader..
..perhaps something can be arranged :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:03, archived)
# strewth .. i leave my bike outside for five minutes and it turns into a flipping pinata
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I'M A SHAAARRRRRK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:27, archived)
# LOLGAYBIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:34, archived)
# it was gay anyway =D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:39, archived)
# How hatstand.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:13, archived)
# AND NONE OF THEM TOOK THAT CORNER ONE
ALMOST AS IF THEY WANTED TO GET COSY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:14, archived)
# SOME SORT OF PERVERT COCKTOUCH PISS CLUB
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:15, archived)
# I PISS ALONE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVjGbavYoss
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:25, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:33, archived)
# squeeky skreemy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:37, archived)
# A jolly tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:40, archived)
# YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:45, archived)
# FAIR DINKUM
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:49, archived)
# yes.. most good
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:51, archived)
# "Unit" is one stonking album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPwPF-gcPa4

however, do not buy their last record "Love & Paranoia", it is horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:54, archived)
# duly noted
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:04, archived)
# The "Jingles" compilation is a good grab-bag
I am not pre-judging any future releases as a band, and they're still great live.

The respective solo projects look promising.
blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=65653892&blogId=448397791
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:30, archived)
# haha.. serious 80's mash right there
these guys bring back some 80's sounds quite nicely

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx3jta6zv1Y

...thanks for the links, i'm off to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:50, archived)
# they could have put out the first four tracks as an EP and I would not be whining about it
 
"Blood & Spunk"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 6:10, archived)
# I agree. Can't see their cocks worth shit.
Total waste of effort. Hardly enough gayness to count.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Where's Bruno?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Floof + laser pointer + 8 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)
# I think you just blinded that cat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:13, archived)
# That's the least of his worries
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:14, archived)
# WHT S FLF?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:19, archived)
# neat !
robot cat is mad
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:24, archived)
# WHOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:49, archived)
# that poor cat is on fire
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] My first and possibly only teletext entry:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# "haha" doesn't cover it...
...that is one tranquil image.

[Edit: for me, it says: "I couldn't give a fuck about teletext".]
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I like that more than I like my pants
& really, these are comfy pants
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# frigging win :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# This is absolutely brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# -- ----- ----- -----
     ------ -- ------ --
     ---- - ----- ------
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# These guys will sing the lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Damn, I keep missing him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# extreme lacrosse
as i'm feeling decidedly unwell, i'm away to my bed. g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# THIS IS PERFECTION!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# MY NEW FIGHTING STYLE IS UNBEATABLE!
 
hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# this is all WIN!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 3:19, archived)
# HEY LADIES, GET FUNKY
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
# he's like a young bruce forsythe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# i like to think of myself as a young... Alec Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 3:55, archived)
# DAAAAAAANCE!
MAAAAAAAAAAAGIC DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Repost for you
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
# John Wayne Winehouse FTW!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# MERRY XMAS

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# :D
Awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Somehow.
This is actually an attractive image.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Yeah!
They're all having a special time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Dance Teim.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# oh, it's teh gheyshypht!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I wish I could dance like that.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# mesmerising!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# K, I YAM FUNKING NOWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I'M IN THE MOOD TO MOVE MY BODY LIKE A WEASEL GOD DAMNIT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# this gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# FOUR, EIGHT, SIXTEEN FEET TO THE LEFT, GOD DAMNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
# It's a rubbish news story
but you get the idea



and it took far too long (mspaint stylee). Also, prolly bdun

feel free to bastardise btw, i could't find (or be bothered to make up) a keyboard cat worth story.
(snitchell, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# PLAY THAT ORGAN!


DOOOOOOOP DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOP DOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# This is a thing of pure wonder
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
# aww thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# *Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yes!
first entry worth a click
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
#
(snitchell, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Exchange and m'art ...
Thank heavens for Oftel's drama dept.
(Dances With Stoves, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# He'll need a new pram
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# hahahahhaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Saturday Night Fever
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# i fuckin love this like a payrise!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# love it like a porpoise
right up the blowhole
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# love it like:
an all you can eat seafood buffet!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# :(
the thought of food is making me feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# love it like:
a bank error in your favour!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# love it like:
a sunny long weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# love it like:
a work place evacuation!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Haha
Hey did you hear they are reducing the amount of alcohol in VB?
business.smh.com.au/business/from-strength-to-struth-as-fosterx2019s-cuts-booze-in-vb-20090730-e30y.html
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
# missed that one
not that it matters - VB is camel piss:

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Haha - yes it sure is.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
#
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# big loud audible Pffffffttttt....!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# old women are the best source of gossip
especially if you want to find out who's shagging who, who's having who's baby and who's been arrested
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Both represent the Telstra network
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

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