Freebase?*goes to bed*
Hang on a minute, it's not midnight! You fooled me!
(Hang on a minute, it's not midnight! You fooled me!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:10,
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what did you do at the wizard partee
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:43,
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He was greatin Baker Street.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:54,
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If only there was some sort of button or link to express this...
King Ralph is drunk,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:19,
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Now you are talking about the past!Where did you say your from again? :)
(
Frogbeat,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:36,
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Did youlook like that when you arrived, or did it all go rather badly after a few vinos? And Woo!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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Sounds like a fun place :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:15,
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AwesomeMore of this sort of thing.
(
Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere.,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:28,
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extreme hardcore tea abuse
it makes me the man i am today
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:27,
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Very nicely done.You're great at these.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:29,
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100% agreetotal gigglefest
(
SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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the teapot is chasing his/her innards gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:44,
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I thought this at first,but then decided it looked quite consensual.
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:20,
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Thy cup runeth over !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:12,
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The Dingbat has been know to swoop down at night and steal australian babies
PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:08,
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sorry sush', I'll reply to you up here :Ddoing ok... One of my GFX cards decided to hold an impromptu barbeque... the resultant BSoD destroyed windows, so I had to pull it appart, then wipe and reinstall the OS. Now it's running on one card, and I was up until 2am pissing about with all the crappy updates after the re-install. Now all I vae to do is reinstall all teh software I use on a daily basis. GAH!
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:24,
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I do not understand any of this in all honesty.A simple, "I'm a bit pissed off but ok really" would have sufficed ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:15,
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babys? Is that like baby P, only 3 letters later? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:12,
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hahahahah, i saw couple of them in a tree with a drop bear one night.
Spare porridge for Jacko?
It's Mark or Prince Charles, take your pic.
The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:15,
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Aaah, Summertime...
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:18,
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Actually I hadn't heard thisI thought you were just saying they looked slightly alike or whatever. I just found a Mark Lester quote about him donating sperm to Jackson:
"I was honoured to do it, he wanted children so badly". Isn't that heartwarming.
("I was honoured to do it, he wanted children so badly". Isn't that heartwarming.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:44,
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You say uncanny ears,that is may as well be, however, you decided to choose a pic of Mark Lester where you can barely see his lugholes.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:37,
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A Komoda Dragon?and a train................ mmmm's thinking
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:26,
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LOL!Harmi's gonna put on a double ton you bitch! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:37,
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The look on Ponting and Clarke's faces are priceless at the moment though ;)Not sure that was an edge there....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:56,
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no way swann got any bat on it...the onion seems to be trying hard to get some bat one through to the keeper
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:59,
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Ha! True datHave you been watching all morning? It has been a terribly enjoyable way to see England go down.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:02,
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yeah just stopped paying attention :)I started watching when Swann and Broad started knocking the margin down.
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:05,
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Oh well.Good on ya, and it will most certainly make for an exciting match at The Oval :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:08,
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it's been the most bizarre series I think I have ever seen.when did Australia last win at the oval? (have we won there since 1882?)
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:12,
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Not that long, 2001 you won there.I seem to remember you destroyed us actually. However, you do have a pretty shoddy record compared to other venues.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:16,
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Porridge - A Sitcom starring Ronnie BarkerGruel - What Oliver Twist requested more of
Fail - Your Post
(Fail - Your Post
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:36,
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eh? wha? huh? buh? tchuh? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:00,
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Oi!What the hell do you think you're playing at being here on a weekend?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:05,
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OH HELL, I'm at work! I thought it was a monday!!!!thank fuck it's only friday evening, after all.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:08,
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On the topic of animashes; Have a sea horse
be gentle
unsey a frizzy haired fruit since,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:30,
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you pervertyou make me sick ;)
( PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:09,
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It has two willies...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:47,
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*bear hugs*Nice bear :)
I've just had the most amazing full english, I can bearly move...
(I've just had the most amazing full english, I can bearly move...
mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:20,
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sounds like a planI might have to break out the bacon
(
McBadger COW,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:21,
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HOW DOES HE EAT? HOW THE HELL DOES HE EAT?Nicely done :)
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:29,
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I don't know, but you can see the tip of his penis
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:48,
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I would have thought that was the base of ursine shaft of doom if I was thinking about it.(
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:56,
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PENIS TIP: TRY HANGING OUT WITH A COUPLE OF NUTS mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:15,
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That sums up the last film quite nicely
OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:13,
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Started as a wallpaper for myself,then noticed it looked like an ornamental, sort of steam-punk-ish Hal9000
and thought somebody else may like it.
big
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:02,
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and thought somebody else may like it.
big
Ooooh! It does rather!Very nice!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:11,
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it's a bowl of flowers and cogs innit!flowers and cogs!
is that cock-kneed-ryhming slang?
(is that cock-kneed-ryhming slang?
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:12,
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it's easy. apples and stairs, cor blimey and what now McBadger COW,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:19,
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It is easy...Apples and pears = stairs
Apples and strife = wife
Apples and bone = Phone
Appley bit = Well....you get the idea...
oh and yes..the pic up there is lully too.
(Apples and strife = wife
Apples and bone = Phone
Appley bit = Well....you get the idea...
oh and yes..the pic up there is lully too.
mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:29,
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SCHMERG MERM SCHMERG MERM SCHMERG MERM GUVNORSCHMERG MERM SCHMERG MERM SCHMERG MERM INNIT
:)
(:)
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:01,
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Now, you're getting the hang of it...you sound like a native.
( mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:03,
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That's lovely :) Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:13,
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Im sorry you bounder I cant do that
(
PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:10,
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haha
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:30,
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I just shot tea out my noseWoo!
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:32,
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that reminds me...Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to shit, but only farted...
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:29,
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Came to shit, but only farted...
This started out as a picture of a bottle of irn bru but I seem to have got somewhat distracted
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:13,
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She looks quite sturdyI like that in a girl
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:13,
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Agreed Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:18,
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what is wrong with her current one?I'm happy to receive artistic criticism do you think I have draw her breasts wrong?
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:21,
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^ ThisNing k3b/-\b !
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:25,
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pfft Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:29,
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She just looks like she needs some better support.And you might want to consider how the fabric of her shirt stretches over them. It's skintight underneath them, but looser at the top.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:25,
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I thought they almost looked too high but that could be because I have drawn her torso too long.I see what you mean about the way the fabric stretches.
There is only one solution more research.
*googles for busty women in tight T shirts*
(There is only one solution more research.
*googles for busty women in tight T shirts*
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:32,
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If you want to draw people you should study anatomyactually people say if you want to draw anything you should study anatomy. fuckin' anatomy.
and no, looking at busty ladies doesn't count :(
(and no, looking at busty ladies doesn't count :(
Shada,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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I had to look at a lot of busty ladies todraw the pictures in my profile :D
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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You are rightI have been avoiding learning how to actually draw people properly for far too long. I should bite the bullet and do it sometime.
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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Torso too long?I thought it was merely a case of her head being too small compared to the rest
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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small heads are a massive problem when drawing people, that's why i love digital drawingsyou draw the head larger than you want on a separate layer and scale.
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:54,
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The proportions are slightly out but don't seem to bad
but the breasts do look rather wrong :(
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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it isn't just proportion, it's stance and weightyou gotta know how gravity and weight affects the whole body, a rigid medical chart can't tell you that
( Shada,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:04,
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TrueWhy does trying to be good at something have to be so hard? :P
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:11,
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if it were easy everyone would do it and it'd be nothing specialalso, and I know I'm doing nothing but criticising you here but I like to see people improve, smooth lineart with variable line thickness can add a lot of style. At the moment it looks like you just draw straight into photoshop or gimp with a thin brush at low resolution
( Shada,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:16,
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Don't worry about the criticism I appreciate the adviceThat issue with the line art was actually what I was trying to work on in this picture.
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:28,
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YeahYou might want to try using a different program for lines, one designed for lineart, and then transfer it to photoshop/gimp for colouring.
Or play with the brush settings and find some custom brushes, maybe.
(Or play with the brush settings and find some custom brushes, maybe.
Shada,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:33,
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I've always used GIMP as I am familiar with it and it doesn't cost any money.I have a copy of Corel Painter Essentials 3 that I never installed is that any good?
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:39,
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No idea, never tried itI don't know much about gimp either, but I imagine it has the same brush settings as photoshop. I hate photoshop brushes, they're no fun :(
( Shada,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:41,
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I'll give it go but I'm not convinced a new program is going to improve my drawing ability :) Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:56,
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Yes.But I'm biased. I work in Corel Painter, and rarely in photoshop.
I think the main difference with Essentials is it's missing the majority of the brush library of Painter. But so long as it's got Detail Oils you'll be fine (well, 's what I use for lines anyway. You may prefer felt tips or summat).
(I think the main difference with Essentials is it's missing the majority of the brush library of Painter. But so long as it's got Detail Oils you'll be fine (well, 's what I use for lines anyway. You may prefer felt tips or summat).
Troo Troo Barney McGrew,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:44,
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You could try Artrage starter .....it's free(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:22,
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it's not bad, the tits are huge though.i'm not sure why people worry about proportion so much in cartoony style sketches.
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:12,
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It's more that they look sorta stuck onrather than the size. Knockers that big would have more of a sense of perspective.
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:14,
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It's how it isin cartoons they base their proportions on real anatomical proportion and then scale it, carefully, so it looks like it COULD physically exist. If you get it just slightly wrong it sticks the fuck out, you just notice it as being wrong and it makes the picture less appealing.
You can't look at your own pictures and see it, though, for some reason, which is pretty annoying.
(You can't look at your own pictures and see it, though, for some reason, which is pretty annoying.
Shada,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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yeah that pic doesn't look too bad for mine, maybe blinded by the tits.:)
(,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:27,
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the power of tits compels you! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:31,
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Tell that to JollyJack ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:46,
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he knows anatomyhe just likes that old comic book way of drawing women where their tits are bigger than their heads and their waists are smaller than their thighs.
also he likes his women to be 50ft tall and a squirrel
(also he likes his women to be 50ft tall and a squirrel
Shada,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:50,
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He may well know human anatomy,but his squirrels are more certainly not anatomically correct! And I am accepting no arguments about that at all!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:14,
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:)Thanks
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:21,
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nope it is a bottle of irn bru Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:22,
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O.o Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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*makes polite excuses and leaves* Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:37,
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lara's let herself go prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:06,
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hahaI hadn't noticed the similarities till you pointed that out :D
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:12,
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they must think they're a really popular company!!=D
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:10,
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I posted it a few months back, but no time recently. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:22,
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Did youor someone else post this last week?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:19,
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I was waiting for it to animatewhat with those dithered pixels and all
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 8:35,
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Is that how they got ithe idea for those sliding phones? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 8:38,
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No.They got that idea from sliding two slices of bread on a phone button sandwich.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 8:47,
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I like that - Ning b3ta!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 9:43,
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SHIT!They're done an outstanding job on Michael Mcintyre!!
'ningles all.
EDIT: I wasn't calling the post shit. I thought I should point this out.
('ningles all.
EDIT: I wasn't calling the post shit. I thought I should point this out.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 8:37,
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I got sliped with the knife onceI didn't like it
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:14,
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So they said bat and i was thinking of Condoleezza Rice at the time and one thingleads to another
next thing I know, in swooped justice
edit : last man standing! again.... now to go to bed before you all wake up
(next thing I know, in swooped justice
edit : last man standing! again.... now to go to bed before you all wake up
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 7:12,
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thisis rather strange. it tastes like rusks
( awsm! namaste bitches,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 8:24,
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This gives me the fears and the lols all at once :)Imagine that.
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebrities Made Of Real World Stuff"){kind=small}
ahh sorry I didnt realise I wasn't on my own therelovely stick
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 7:14,
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*facepalms*Our culture will never come together with the Japanese
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 4:59,
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Fantastic for your intranet, you use this toy.I'm happy and I was watching the act of translation
(
OneOfSome,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 5:00,
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automatic translation of beta website is making big fun time for allresult: It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
( OneOfSome,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 5:04,
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i had to disable adblock (firefox) for it to work for me PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 5:15,
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I got it working, but can't make it say anything funny, so I'm going to bed. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 5:23,
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I see certain individuals have been denigrating my home town.I wish I gave a fuck about football. I go to the ground every week, for the car boot sale.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 5:05,
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Vs......Joker-Joker and his Boner-Boner, no doubt.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 5:11,
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yay, go bat batshow them who is the boss
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 5:38,
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my CPU fan is going faster now PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 4:51,
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every time i close my eyes: DUCKS gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 4:53,
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UUUURRRGHI can't look at that with my hangover
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 4:58,
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Proof God is a woman?
or that Bigfoot has manboobs...
Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:35,
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Why does God have boobs for feetalso how are footboobs feminine
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:49,
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if manboobs existare there such things as girlcocks?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 4:02,
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I love to listen to the birdschlong in the evening. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 4:07,
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SCHLOOPTWEATSCHLOOPTWATSCHLOOPTWEETSCHLOOPTWATSCHLIPPLUSSHTO_o
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 4:13,
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Id buy that for a dollar
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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is this one of those animated jpgs gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:33,
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"You know one of them is paper mache right?" Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:36,
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