Hahaha!
I do not believe the full funniness of this image has been appreciated.
A desperate last resort by Brown.
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:46,
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A desperate last resort by Brown.
Try and get the coffee to taste a little less like mud next time.
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:20,
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Have you got any of those little chocolate bits that go on top?
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Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:24,
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Its Time for Change, a more competent form of politician
probably bindun several times but this is my feeble attempt
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:22,
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You know, for the life of me, I have no idea what party you are abusing here
it could be any of them :D
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:24,
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Fallout 3?
I have my stimpaks and laser rifle, lets go kill things
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:16,
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This is why I don't do political cartoons...
Correction...you're BOTH cunts.
('scuse the french. And the terrible drawing!)
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44,
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Correction...you're BOTH cunts.
('scuse the french. And the terrible drawing!)
I'd lilke an 'Eye' Mac if I win.
Which I won't but it was just a small non joke.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:02,
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Which I won't but it was just a small non joke.
I thought because his trousers are slightly ill fitting
it was Boris.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:52,
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He'd be out of his jurisdiction bud.
Downing Street's in Westminster, Boris is Mayor of London. :-D
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:54,
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he's evil because he's got a snotty nose
you just see fat people as bad
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30,
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I know Fashion Man. He walks past my house quite often, dressed in the very latest clothes of the day.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:41,
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none of those clothes will stop a bullet
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, FASHION MAN? HAHAHAHA
*clutches gun tightly*
HAHAHAHAHA
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44,
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*clutches gun tightly*
HAHAHAHAHA
Don't worry about me, I'm not reliving my past childhood through this picture at all
in any way. Nope.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:32,
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Is that a snotty nose?
I thought it was a role-up ciggy he was smoking
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:09,
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Blond, fat and snotty nose = GIVE ME CHOCOLATE OR I WILL SIT ON YOU AND TELL MY DAD ON YOU AND HE WILL STAPLE YOUR SCROTUM TO THE CEILING
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:31,
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Bit unfair really...
Since:
1) Boris's dad never was an MP.
2) The only unreasonable item on Boris's expenses was the £16 he used to pay for a Rememberance Sunday wreath
3) I'm fairly sure he's not got a snotty nose, and he's much more affable than the little tyke in the picture.
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Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:24,
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1) Boris's dad never was an MP.
2) The only unreasonable item on Boris's expenses was the £16 he used to pay for a Rememberance Sunday wreath
3) I'm fairly sure he's not got a snotty nose, and he's much more affable than the little tyke in the picture.
That'll be a win
I was going to put as an addendum to my entry down there V
that if I won I wanted Toast to get the laptop, because I believe
in him, and also because I hate Macs.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:32,
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that if I won I wanted Toast to get the laptop, because I believe
in him, and also because I hate Macs.
PPS FALSE DICHOTOMY
You've introduced the notion that people who aren't from
hereditary privilege don't have their noses in the trough.
-1 point.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:35,
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hereditary privilege don't have their noses in the trough.
-1 point.
PPPS I'm not saying either of those things
Maybe my image isn't clear enough to ward off peoples own assumptions. s'ok I've got another picture that will take me a bit longer up my sleeve that will hopefully lay your mind at rest.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:39,
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My 3d App doesn't run on a Mac
so it's not going to be of great use to me and there's sure as shit no way I could afford to buy the other software I use again to run on it :(
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:35,
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You know, if taking it off your hands is doing you a favour...
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:38,
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Mrs Toast will want it just as much as you
although she'll just want it to put stickers on and stuff :D
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:40,
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Damn it. I'll just have to draw some rainbow dinosaurs pretending to be politicans...
It's the only card I have, I might as well play it.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:43,
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Then install windows on it
using boot camp.
Although, if you are running 3D intensive stuff you probably want a 15 or 17 inch model with the better graphics card.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:07,
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Although, if you are running 3D intensive stuff you probably want a 15 or 17 inch model with the better graphics card.
and both of them will be best of friends!
the system works the way it was intended!
I didn't say it was good, I said it worked the way it was intended :)
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:38,
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I didn't say it was good, I said it worked the way it was intended :)
nice but...
I want to try and make a difference
I want to try to make a difference
:p
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44,
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I want to try to make a difference
:p
I love proles
they're the ones with cream in the middle and chocolate sauce on top yes?
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:54,
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I hope the nice people at vote for change
realise that they'll have what i estimate to be over two hundred million entries to look through.
Also i think this is bloody good.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:06,
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Also i think this is bloody good.
Damn you...
...I though you were a little TOO quiet this afternoon.
Where are you going to keep the laptop? :)
May I also add a *click* and congrats on the FP?
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:46,
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Where are you going to keep the laptop? :)
May I also add a *click* and congrats on the FP?
Possibly the most astute post I have ever seen on b3ta
I had hoped the whole expenses issue would finally spark a long overdue and major upheaval to our outdated and blatantly undemocratic (yet propagandically veiled) class-based political system.
Alas, the majority of our fellow countrymen are apparently far too apathetic to grasp the moment and it appears we'll just continue to put up with the same old shit for another hundred years or so.
I wouldn't describe myself as an activist, an anarchist or a revolutionist but I for one am sick of being treated like a peasant or serf and being disregarded as a mere tax-paying statistic by greedy, arrogant, uncaring, power-freaks.
Even our right (in fact DUTY) to protest is being suppressed by an increasingly politicised police force who think its ok to beat the shit out of or even kill us for expressing our disgust in a system where the ridculously rich can exploit the ordinary joe to get even richer.
In the early 1900's G.K.Chesterton wrote a poem called "The Secret People"
www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~martinh/poems/SECRET
Everyone in Britain should read this (regardless of race or religion) and take some of these ideals on board. Perhaps then we can begin to make some real changes and start living in the 21st century with our heads held high and with a sense of hope for the future.
Apologies to Happy Toast, I admire your work and this post (lubricated by a few beers) inspired me to get a few things off my chest. Thank you.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:57,
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Alas, the majority of our fellow countrymen are apparently far too apathetic to grasp the moment and it appears we'll just continue to put up with the same old shit for another hundred years or so.
I wouldn't describe myself as an activist, an anarchist or a revolutionist but I for one am sick of being treated like a peasant or serf and being disregarded as a mere tax-paying statistic by greedy, arrogant, uncaring, power-freaks.
Even our right (in fact DUTY) to protest is being suppressed by an increasingly politicised police force who think its ok to beat the shit out of or even kill us for expressing our disgust in a system where the ridculously rich can exploit the ordinary joe to get even richer.
In the early 1900's G.K.Chesterton wrote a poem called "The Secret People"
www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~martinh/poems/SECRET
Everyone in Britain should read this (regardless of race or religion) and take some of these ideals on board. Perhaps then we can begin to make some real changes and start living in the 21st century with our heads held high and with a sense of hope for the future.
Apologies to Happy Toast, I admire your work and this post (lubricated by a few beers) inspired me to get a few things off my chest. Thank you.
nice work
although it seems scruffy thin happy kid is nice and fat posh kid is not nice. I'm not keen on that.
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:35,
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please try and see through their shape and style
it is simply what they are saying and their personal attitudes that is the point (along with the bottom text).
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:15,
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No it isn't
You made the posh kid fat so people would dislike him more easily
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:17,
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This whole campaign is a bunch of shit.
Let's change things!!! YAAAY!
How?
Erm....
FUCKING USELESS.
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:43,
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How?
Erm....
FUCKING USELESS.
I suppose I should come clean...
www.sheffield.gov.uk/sys_upl/templates/PT_Councillor/PT_Councillor_details.asp?mapid=21&tid=153&pgid=921
I'm the third one on the page.
I signed the Vote for a Change petition last month and got my Council group to support the campaign. Keep up the pressure folks!
P.S. your image is full of win.
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:57,
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I'm the third one on the page.
I signed the Vote for a Change petition last month and got my Council group to support the campaign. Keep up the pressure folks!
P.S. your image is full of win.
Have you ever been told you look a bit like James Corden?
No offence, like.
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:07,
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This one, and the other one, are terrific!
They should totally employ you to do their marketing :)
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:42,
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very kind of you to say so
it would be nice to be paid to draw :)
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:22,
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Hmmm
Yeah, stick it to the Benn family - who do they think they are?
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:31,
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Oh, the younger Benn
is a fucking dick (must be his mum's side). And his name is so embarrassing, he deleted it from one of his expense forms.
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:05,
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The bar's currently set at cloud level.
If it gets pushed any higher, it'll drift off into space..
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:16,
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I'd love it if something really shit won.
maybe something with freebase on it.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:08,
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Haha nice
Changing the board for Go For Broke might be particularly apt at the moment too. That was a great board game.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:37,
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could someone please make this a real game?
itd actually be fun to play (as a board game, not irl)
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Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:06,
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Is Oxford completely worthless, then?
I've been there. It was OK, but I didn't go to Cowley.
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Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:05,
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Yes! Succinct & to the point.
If she was still alive, (and had ever expressed any actual interest in politics), my nan would probably have loved to have gotten this through her letter box.
Nanna knew her onions..
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:14,
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Nanna knew her onions..
The trick of good comedy is timing.
4 minutes past 6 = not good.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:46,
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surely it was chosen by 'public consultation'
the details of which have been kept from the public
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:56,
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I had been considering tagging it with that...
but then thought the nazis would tell me to go to failblog.org....
Damn those Nazis...
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:53,
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Damn those Nazis...
well really...
its far too late IN THAILAND for that kind of sarcasm...
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:03,
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Well if you're in Bangkok
they you've already paid for that sort of sarcasm anyway.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30,
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yeah, i was aiming for the "what was that" kinda subliminal thing
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:01,
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Since Archie's already won it, I might as well just do a cheap one...
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