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[challenge entry] Wibble?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Nice pants there :D
And a good blackadder ref to boot!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Immediate cessation
of chocolate rations!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Yes?
Can I help you?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# its the arch bishop of cuntaberry
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
I do not believe the full funniness of this image has been appreciated.
A desperate last resort by Brown.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Try and get the coffee to taste a little less like mud next time.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Have you got any of those little chocolate bits that go on top?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Its Time for Change, a more competent form of politician
probably bindun several times but this is my feeble attempt



(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Come and take your seat
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# You know, for the life of me, I have no idea what party you are abusing here
it could be any of them :D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
# pfft...this could tempt some peeps into politcs
:)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Or could be the reason why they are already there?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# F U C K I N B A N G !
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Fallout 3?
I have my stimpaks and laser rifle, lets go kill things
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# *grumbles*
i cooked my P4 m'board and gpu playing fallout 3
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# no, she went by bicycle
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# hahahaha-he's BACK!!!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :-)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] This is why I don't do political cartoons...


Correction...you're BOTH cunts.
('scuse the french. And the terrible drawing!)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Nice Cameron.
Thatcher needs a bit of work though.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# You don't talk much do you?
Joining in is half the fun.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Star of the new reality TV show 'You've Been Bodikered'.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# hueeeeeeeeeelllllp
mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# ahah

(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# hahahaha...hadn't seen this one
woo she-bang:)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# haha nice doodle :)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# TO IMPUNITY... AND BEYOND!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)
# that cameron is spot on facially
top caricaturage
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd lilke an 'Eye' Mac if I win.


Which I won't but it was just a small non joke.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "I cast you OUT".......(etc.)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Subtle
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Explain it to me?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Look at the door?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# D'oh!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I thought because his trousers are slightly ill fitting
it was Boris.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# He'd be out of his jurisdiction bud.
Downing Street's in Westminster, Boris is Mayor of London. :-D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
# nicely, but bindun although ages ago
did it for C4 so can't compo it.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon Clown, 10 Clowning Street etc. etc.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Good stuff
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# HE'S AVVVIN A LAAAAAARF!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent

Sorry for the delay, issues downstairs.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# you can get a cream for that
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] *seriousnessess*
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# yay
I really do like your style.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I like how the fat kid is evil, because he's fat.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# he's evil because he's got a snotty nose
you just see fat people as bad
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# His little waistcoat doesnt fit properly
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# you don't know fashion man
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I know Fashion Man. He walks past my house quite often, dressed in the very latest clothes of the day.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# That's Disco Stu
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# yes, Discostew
my arch nemesis!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# none of those clothes will stop a bullet
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, FASHION MAN? HAHAHAHA

*clutches gun tightly*

HAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# My clothes are made of Kevlar.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# that just means use bigger rounds
:)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Don't worry about me, I'm not reliving my past childhood through this picture at all
in any way. Nope.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Is that a snotty nose?
I thought it was a role-up ciggy he was smoking
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# And blond.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Blond, fat and snotty nose = GIVE ME CHOCOLATE OR I WILL SIT ON YOU AND TELL MY DAD ON YOU AND HE WILL STAPLE YOUR SCROTUM TO THE CEILING
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# In a German accent.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
#
fat Boris Johnson.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Bit unfair really...
Since:
1) Boris's dad never was an MP.
2) The only unreasonable item on Boris's expenses was the £16 he used to pay for a Rememberance Sunday wreath
3) I'm fairly sure he's not got a snotty nose, and he's much more affable than the little tyke in the picture.
(, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# WINNAH!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# That'll be a win
I was going to put as an addendum to my entry down there V
that if I won I wanted Toast to get the laptop, because I believe
in him, and also because I hate Macs.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# PS not all people from posho backgrounds are evil :(
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# PPS FALSE DICHOTOMY
You've introduced the notion that people who aren't from
hereditary privilege don't have their noses in the trough.
-1 point.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# PPPS I'm not saying either of those things
Maybe my image isn't clear enough to ward off peoples own assumptions. s'ok I've got another picture that will take me a bit longer up my sleeve that will hopefully lay your mind at rest.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# *anticipates*
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# it'll be at least a day or so
work first, draw later
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Quitter!
Draw more, now!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# My 3d App doesn't run on a Mac
so it's not going to be of great use to me and there's sure as shit no way I could afford to buy the other software I use again to run on it :(
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Well, if nothing else you deserve the exposure
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# eBay!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I'll have it.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# You know, if taking it off your hands is doing you a favour...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Mrs Toast will want it just as much as you
although she'll just want it to put stickers on and stuff :D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Damn it. I'll just have to draw some rainbow dinosaurs pretending to be politicans...
It's the only card I have, I might as well play it.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Then install windows on it
using boot camp.

Although, if you are running 3D intensive stuff you probably want a 15 or 17 inch model with the better graphics card.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# All the boxes ticked.
Nicely done :)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Brilliant
Your drawing is pretty awesome too
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# and both of them will be best of friends!
the system works the way it was intended!

I didn't say it was good, I said it worked the way it was intended :)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# haha so true :)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# congrats on your lap top HT xD
you got my vote
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# nice but...
I want to try and make a difference
I want to try to make a difference
:p
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I'll leave it the way it is
it shows less "breeding" ;)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Prole :P
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I love proles
they're the ones with cream in the middle and chocolate sauce on top yes?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
# no say it with marbles in your mouth frenchy!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# How utterly spiffing.
This gets my click.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I hope the nice people at vote for change
realise that they'll have what i estimate to be over two hundred million entries to look through.


Also i think this is bloody good.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
# TOOOOAAASST!!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Damn you...
...I though you were a little TOO quiet this afternoon.
Where are you going to keep the laptop? :)
May I also add a *click* and congrats on the FP?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Why this seems about right
Woo sir
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# enjoy the laptop toastie : )
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Possibly the most astute post I have ever seen on b3ta
I had hoped the whole expenses issue would finally spark a long overdue and major upheaval to our outdated and blatantly undemocratic (yet propagandically veiled) class-based political system.
Alas, the majority of our fellow countrymen are apparently far too apathetic to grasp the moment and it appears we'll just continue to put up with the same old shit for another hundred years or so.
I wouldn't describe myself as an activist, an anarchist or a revolutionist but I for one am sick of being treated like a peasant or serf and being disregarded as a mere tax-paying statistic by greedy, arrogant, uncaring, power-freaks.
Even our right (in fact DUTY) to protest is being suppressed by an increasingly politicised police force who think its ok to beat the shit out of or even kill us for expressing our disgust in a system where the ridculously rich can exploit the ordinary joe to get even richer.
In the early 1900's G.K.Chesterton wrote a poem called "The Secret People"
www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~martinh/poems/SECRET
Everyone in Britain should read this (regardless of race or religion) and take some of these ideals on board. Perhaps then we can begin to make some real changes and start living in the 21st century with our heads held high and with a sense of hope for the future.
Apologies to Happy Toast, I admire your work and this post (lubricated by a few beers) inspired me to get a few things off my chest. Thank you.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# nice work
although it seems scruffy thin happy kid is nice and fat posh kid is not nice. I'm not keen on that.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# please try and see through their shape and style
it is simply what they are saying and their personal attitudes that is the point (along with the bottom text).

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:15, archived)
# No it isn't
You made the posh kid fat so people would dislike him more easily
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Go cry, fat kid
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# This whole campaign is a bunch of shit.
Let's change things!!! YAAAY!

How?

Erm....


FUCKING USELESS.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# yes but...
free stuff...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I suppose I should come clean...
www.sheffield.gov.uk/sys_upl/templates/PT_Councillor/PT_Councillor_details.asp?mapid=21&tid=153&pgid=921

I'm the third one on the page.

I signed the Vote for a Change petition last month and got my Council group to support the campaign. Keep up the pressure folks!

P.S. your image is full of win.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Have you ever been told you look a bit like James Corden?
No offence, like.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Yes
By my mum.

She must be so proud.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Yay
another Lib Dem.
You are full of awesome
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# This one, and the other one, are terrific!
They should totally employ you to do their marketing :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# very kind of you to say so
it would be nice to be paid to draw :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I always assumed that you were!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hmmm
Yeah, stick it to the Benn family - who do they think they are?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Oh, the younger Benn
is a fucking dick (must be his mum's side). And his name is so embarrassing, he deleted it from one of his expense forms.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Yeah, and that Churchill bloke.
What did he ever do for us?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Something to play on your prize.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# can you play the sims on a mac?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# *jaw drop*
is that their trump card? :D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Snap!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well pea this for the compo
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Click for mega size!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Yes!
Compo it! Oh you have now.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# The bar's currently set at cloud level.
If it gets pushed any higher, it'll drift off into space..
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:16, archived)
#
It's inevitable. When the prizes come out, so does B3ta!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I'd have to add "christ on a boat, you ain't kidding"
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I'd love it if something really shit won.
maybe something with freebase on it.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# haha
this is rather well done
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# This is fantastic :D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Haha, nice
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Haha nice
Changing the board for Go For Broke might be particularly apt at the moment too. That was a great board game.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# could someone please make this a real game?
itd actually be fun to play (as a board game, not irl)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Is Oxford completely worthless, then?
I've been there. It was OK, but I didn't go to Cowley.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# is monoply man the fallout characters dad?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# i think
you're on to something there.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely, might as well dredge this up
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Yes! Succinct & to the point.
If she was still alive, (and had ever expressed any actual interest in politics), my nan would probably have loved to have gotten this through her letter box.

Nanna knew her onions..
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Well I liked it.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:34, archived)
# So did I.
It's worth a click or two, I'd have thought.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# The trick of good comedy is timing.
4 minutes past 6 = not good.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I'm going to spoil my ballot
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:55, archived)
# quick, think about Thatcher!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Add some marmite to it?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# surely it was chosen by 'public consultation'
the details of which have been kept from the public
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Poor Jamnog, it will never be forgotten
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Let's have an inquiry
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# :)
you clever sod
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# meta
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Its nearly RPS in Thailand...

And not shopped, but I still made it happen!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# SNEEZEBLOCKS!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# JENGA FAIL!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I had been considering tagging it with that...
but then thought the nazis would tell me to go to failblog.org....

Damn those Nazis...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I hate those guys
nice timing
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# fuck them and fuck failblog : D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Wow you've been to Thailand!
Let the internet knowz!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)
# lol, quicktime armbands out!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# well really...
its far too late IN THAILAND for that kind of sarcasm...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Well if you're in Bangkok
they you've already paid for that sort of sarcasm anyway.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# OH HEY A GUY FROM CHINA CAME TO MY HOSTLE TODAY.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# WTF!!!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# wait...i blinked...
...shit...wait...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# it is a bit on the speedy side
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# yeah, i was aiming for the "what was that" kinda subliminal thing
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Since Archie's already won it, I might as well just do a cheap one...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just leave this leetle pearoast here
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# arf! nicely
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Come on girls
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Just for Whoop!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
YAY :D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Here come the Girls!
Aahh, AAAAHH! HERE COME THE GIRLS!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha...politics!-serious business:D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)

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