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[challenge entry] Wolverine wasn't happy with the news...
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:26, archived)
# poodles should never be allowed to play guitar


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'nuff said

love Keeno
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# That
Is immense.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# :D
www.theonion.com/content/node/34676
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:20, archived)
# poor old Yngwie
apparently his coutrymen turned on him

official sources in the government claimed he was "too widdly"
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Strychnine in the coke again I see.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:51, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
# loving the pate
all liver spotty
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:30, archived)
# we razz-razzed him real horrorshow o' my brothers
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:56, archived)
# no clockwork?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
# its all inside
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)
# He's just winding us up.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)
# *punch*
How's that for winding?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *drinks*
I find your punch weak and tasteless.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *reads*
Actually, I think this kind of humour is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# gnome tits
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
goddamn
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
Dear Mr. FWM.
You yam making me very b3ta happy and I think this could easily pass was a newspaper cartoon!

Also 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Thanks Ghostie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)
# christ
I'm loving this!
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:26, archived)
# oh my word
another corker


the title reminds me of peas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! these are far too good :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha whatthefuuuuuuuuuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:34, archived)
# genius!
you can post as many of these as you like in my book!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Genius :)
Loving all of them, you loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)
# LEND ME SUM SHUGR,
I AM UR NEIGHBUR!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:45, archived)
# The only appropriate response really is
HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D Hahahahaha
(herman:D, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)
#
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:51, archived)
# he seems to be surrounded by some kind of weak force field
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I thought it was monosodium glutamate.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
I fucking love Jezza.Easter Egg is my personal fav ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Really? I got emails about it being horrible!
I haven't got a favourite, but the bad dream is one that I had when I was about six. In fact, I think Jeremy is very closely based on me.

I've just realised I might be really annoying.

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Maybe annoyingly talented yes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:52, archived)
# F'ing
Gnomes Ace
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Words can't describe how fucking brilliant this series is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
# As has been said before
Hahaha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)
# YEA...YEA..YEA...

neigh...neigh...neigh...
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)
# TITS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:47, archived)
# These are awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I'm enjoying this series
very much indeed, and I'm glad Jeremy recovered from his nasty campfire incident. More, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:47, archived)
# ooh yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 19:23, archived)
# oh fucking real LOLs.....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaha,
best of the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Bedroom Survey
Ckiicked Hearts and Glowers
Hopefully
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] haha! fuck off spiderman!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:22, archived)
# needs more chinese skateboard guy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:23, archived)
# SPAMMOOOO
www.yanmania.com/guy.html
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# *hi scores*
:D
Best game ever!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:33, archived)
# That is something special right there :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# rave on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# couldnt find a decent smoke brush :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# everybody's freeeeeeeeeeeeee
*vaguely waves glowsticks*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# to feeel gooood
*vaguely waves glowsticks* too
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *is srs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:13, archived)
# whoooooaaaaaaaa Body fooooooooorm
Bodeeeeeeee foooooooorm foooooooooor yoooooooooooooou!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Pfft.
Retro.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:18, archived)
# LOVE IT!!!!
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Have an art what I done


link also for reasoning

"The last Polaroid was made two years ago and its final films pass their "use by" date next month. "

Reader's Wives will never be the same again...

Lack of funnies due to being back at work after two weeks off.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Nicely done.
R.I.P. Polaroid....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I like that :)
Good arts, JS.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# it's over. polaroid is finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# O HAI HOCKNEY
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# nicely achieved
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I thought he burnt. Is it this a prequel?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# He just burnt his neck.
And no, he didn't like it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Jeremy reminds me of someone I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
that is one funkily-annoying horse
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Yay!
I love Jeremy, the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Christ, where do you get your source images?
Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# www.horsecock.com
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I KNEW you had your own secret stash of awesome photos somewhere.
It should have been obvious where ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha! Winner.
Jeremy is a card.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# you ARE a bloody loon
top stuff again


this new hummus is a rich vein


long may you keep tapping it!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Cheers Freebs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# haha deary me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# haha horses are such freakish mutants
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# You're fucking mental and I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ^^^ what they all said
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Clip clop?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Brilliant!
Check your head is a real cracker!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Horsecock!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:19, archived)
# my edit
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# oo-er.
Veh good!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# is this from the psd.tutsplus
I was reading that one last night

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
nah, the smoke is from someones post last night, i just overlayed some skeletal stuffs, nothing that flash, just fits into it right cos of the smoke.

www.b3ta.com/board/9680938
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# i like it
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# that's mine, that's mine, that's mine, that's mine,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# give her green pipe cleaner back you cad!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# !

Hello sir. Fancy us being here. Almost hometime for me though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# fancy that
are you busy?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Who are these sexy people?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# appears to be Jennifer Love Hewitt from here
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# And the bloke is Craig Ferguson
who used to be a Scottish stand-up called Bing Hitler, but is now an American chat show host.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Pffft!
That's very silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] silly...

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# you wait all day for a silver surfer and two come along at the same time...
also, spang!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Gah!
spangtastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# EWCOMICS 76 - Accident Pt. 2


Click for bigger (149 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hee hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I can relate

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# :D Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Super stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Oh I say, that's rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# pffft
this is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# arff!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# ftw
woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hahahah madness!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Bloody hell Broonie! That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# photoshop
skiiiiiiillllllllsssss!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Snack Wars
I can't help but think that they'll get their cheesy mitts on our world-beating salmonella factories in the end.


Edit: *Slightly* tidied :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Ennui loves you, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# It seams you may be right
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# It's only because american chocolate tastes like dog chocolate drops.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
#
sounds like experience speaking
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# This is most true.
Most true.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Hershey bars evoke a sensation not unlike that you might imagine would come from eating cheesy vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# haha
Thats not what your grandma said when she was given one by Sgt Bacalkowicz of the US marine Corps.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
#
So Dairy Milk + Dairylea might produce a pretty similar product..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ennui loves you, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# polyfilla
yeah, the standard american chocolate i've eaten is shite!

however ours is pumped full of extra fat, but it's nom quotient it much higher.

green and blacks is the future
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ^oh this^
Hersey's is revolting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Peanut butter cups however, are all of the nom.
In other snack news I just had a lavender muffin - I'm reet posh me.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# 'lavender muffin'?
*resists pensioner joke*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I might have to be naughty and have peanut butter and jam sandwiches for tea now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Cor yeah.
Nomtiem 3000.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Standard American chocolate is awful
because it needs a much higher wax content to stop it melting. A Dairy Milk would probably last about 30 seconds outdoors in the hotter parts of the country before it turned into a small packet of Cadbury's drinking chocolate.

If you eschew Hershey's for better brands such as Ghirardelli or Sees, your cholcolate enjoyment will be greatly improved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Agreed.
Hershey's is only the most popular American chocolate. I had some great stuff while I was out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I WANT SOME BOURNVILLE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I went out and bought some bournville
I am now eating bournville
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
#
might as well stick this here

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Smoking bun.
Photobucket

Thanks to elbow for source smoke.

Edit: Last night's smoky adventure: www.b3ta.com/board/9680886
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# woo
(1.618..., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Drugs on the internet...
the only safe place is gone...where should I drag my semi-drug free ass to now?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Try the Netherlands.
I hear they're really harsh on drugs there.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Already live there and it's a Disneyland for Criminals!!!!
/scartactic O'reillyblog

Relevancy lol:
b3ta.com/links/Amstjerdjam_isj_a_disneyland_for_dosj_peeple

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Woah - hang on -
Fox news calls itself fair, balanced and accurate???!! Holy fucking sheepshit!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Didn't you get the memo?
Something about those tps reports...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Guh. Great video!
I was wandering through Amsterdam's red light district a few years ago and a dodgy-looking character sidled up to me and hissed, "You want extasy,cocaine, hashish?"
"Um, no thanks." says I.
"Ok. Have nice day." And he was gone.

Lovely place. Even the drug pushers are polite.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# if you want drugs you can better ask the next cop you see
now and then a cop discredit him/herself over here due to drug abuse. Law enforcement lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I suspect our cops use at least as much as yours do,
you guys are just better at catching them.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Subtle :)
I couldn't work it out till I saw the sauce. Although that might be down to stupidity.

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I was going for subtle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'm more used to the brick application method
Smoke's a shit to work with though so well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Anyone fancy shopping something silly??
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Not really, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9675402
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Aye, I saw that :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Haha :D
At least your injuries heal
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I hope so.
I have the cast off now, but I have very little movement in my wrist and it is still very sore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# :(
I went to see a private specialist today, he told me that there is nothing that can be done for me :(

If I were a horse they'd take me out the back and shoot me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Oh fuck!
Was that your ankle?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :P
My neck, but you get the idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# what on earth did you do to it? (if you don't mind me asking :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Car crash 4 years ago, they're grrrrrrrrrreat!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# ....ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Oh hang on, turns out I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Pfft.
Ta for coming the other day Sir! Sorry I didn't get to natter to you more, I was running around like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hey miss.
No worries at all, was nice to chat to Kunt. We had a good chat about who we would boff in Eastenders, following on from the question I asked him in the interview on here.

The Mugs have been well commented upon too :D Also, are you planning on doing anything with the Wall of Bad Taste that was created? I would love to see them all scanned up to HoS.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# YAYS!
Let me know if they explode or anything, they are our very first ones so anything could happen..
Kunt is the nicest man ever, FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# They seem to be fine as it stands, they make a lovely cuppa.
I'll put my edit here: Also, are you planning on doing anything with the Wall of Bad Taste that was created? I would love to see them all scanned up to HoS.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Aces.
We will be scanning them all in when we get a chance. There are some brilliant ones :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Sweet!
Can't wait :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hai cradcrad!
Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Hey Maxmax
Not bad thank you, it's MY BIRTHDAY tomorrow so I'm in a strange mood*. How's you be doodling?

*drunk
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I totally got an email saying it was your birthday tomorrow, happy birthday if I don't see you!
Why are you in a strange mood? Birthdays = presents.

I'm not too bad, hopefully today was the last medical I'll have to go for and the stingy bastards will actually give me some money soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :D Presents are good,
being a proper adult age is bad.

Good luck! my bloke is going through the same thing, it takes a ridiculous amount of time. He only managed to see a shrink for assessment last month, and his accident was over three years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Pretty much the same for me
It will be 4 years on October 5th
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# This ones just wrong
in every way lol
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# That's what they all say.
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)
# That jumping asian gets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha. Ace
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahah this is great!
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# this is a crime fighting trio!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:11, archived)
# O HAI, WELCOME BACK, DELETED POST!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# ha yeah sorry the first one was 800k like a complete noob!!
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Ha. Oh my....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahahha, yeah, I mean that would be as silly as asking everyone to 'shop a pictu...... oh, wait.
wow, I'm really in board-nazi mode right now, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Oh hai riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hmmm... riverghost appears to be absent today.... He better have a sick-note to hand in!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
#
sick note P45
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Fair enuff wanted someone to make me look stupid as possible
do a good job of that all on my own tho
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:34, archived)
# You need to do some sit-ups, paunchboy
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# EGGsplaine...please
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
(1.618..., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# wow!
the filesize on this one is so small, it's actually abosorbing bytes from the other images like a sponge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I can't remember who did the original of this, but I optimised it for them, because I am nice like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That's one of mine!


Isn't it a beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Ah, fair enough :D
It sure is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# LOOK AT ME
I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# This is true
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Im just bored wanted to see something silly
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I'd suggest
a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# im just bored enough so here ya go
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Thats what im talkin about!!
thank you :D
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
#
get Busey living... or get Busey dying
(UTB, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# post a pic of yer maw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# PRODGE!
I went to Scotland this week. I had a Munchy Box. It was the best thing ever! Well, until I had a kebab later on in the week that was FUCKING HUGE! I liek Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# cor
getting hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# My heart beat is actually squelching.
I fear a heart attack is imminent....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# You could always get a ROBOT HEART

beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
I need a new robot body part...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# first think i'm doing when I get to scotland, bugger anything else, I'm going after a munchie box.
I love the token piece of tomato
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Seriously dude!
It is an experience everyone should have! Me and my mate shared that and didn't even manage to finish it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# HALF a slice of tomato
wonderful ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *moan* oooohh *groan*
I think i've just cum
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# That looks awesome!!
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# not had a Munchy Box in ages! :D
I'm glad Scotland was braw for you and you didn't burn your neck and you liked it all.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# It was immense!
However, I forgot to get a bottle of buckfast :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:02, archived)
# edinburgh do the best kebab pizzas
its an entire fucking kebab with garlic mayo all over a pizza for just £5!

(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# See the pics above, this was in Kelty, Dunfermline.
All of those were the small options :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I think I just had a heart-attack in sympathy for Scottish arteries.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# were there mexicans as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
#
they live in mexico not scotland
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Anyone fancy getting anally fisted by that giant man-shaped arcade machine in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I'm up for that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# but you couldn't be arsed anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I can't be arsed to not being arsed anymore anymore

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# HE'S NOT CHINESE ENOUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# WTF is going on here today?
Three idiots on the board at once posting HAI GUYS, LOOK AT THIS HILARIOUS PICTUR I FOUND LOL!!!11

It's the apocalypse, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Especially confusing as it is actually back to school day today
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I'd say it was more like the gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *gasp* How dare you insult the gayshift!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
# It's a holiday here in the USA
Labor Day -- everyone is off of school / work (unless they work in retail)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# sure post us a picture of your mum
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Spammer!!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:56, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# have a click
I mean a kick
(phylactic, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Cut 0ut
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# That is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
#
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# worst film ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
I thought of doing this too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Much improved :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# This was exactly what I was thinking this morning when I saw the sauce.
Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# lol and eeeurgh.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Monday all......
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# RACIAL SLUR
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Raythal?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hhahahahahahha! LASIST!
in other news: thread delete! jelly.b3ta.com/board/9681520
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# :D
Floppity should well get a twitter! I would like totally twitter if Floppity did!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# DR Floppity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Floppity MD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# We call him Mr Floppity at home.
He claims his doctorate was awarded from the University of Bunnyville, but frankly I think he might be making it up.

As for a Floppity Twitter account... Nice idea, but I suspect I've got enough to be doing without starting up that too. Currently I'm working on an audio-book short story for this year's Halloween special :) (The old ones are here, if you have no idea what I'm on about www.matazone.co.uk/menus/miscmenu.html )
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Damn! there is no button for I love this
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)

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