b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 37247 (Older | Newer)

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)

suoperb

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)

that's fabulous

*click*

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)

Ace!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)

Very good indeed

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)

ooooh, that is all kinds of awesome! Have a *click!!*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)

shiny!

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)

Top!

(

Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)

great idea!

i like it :)

(

noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)

Fuck man, that's actually not completely shit.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:05, archived)

Jumped the shark or

(Mantrid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)

this is great

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)

I agree

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)

hahahah, I'm going to be watching that ALL day :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9726880

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVMhuiHm50I

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)

Why have you shopped out all the lens flares?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)

LEEEENNNNNSSSSSS FFLLLLLLAAAARRRRREEEEE!!!!!!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)

What?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)

complain about a logo tuesday

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)

when you consider what the compo is

I was expecting tuesday to be a lot worse

Also, I'm not sure I can get behind a Doctor who is younger than me. And who looks barely two years older than his assistant.

Having said that, let's give the poor boy a chance.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)

early days yet

students aren't awake yet

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)

he uses his hands a lot when talking, which makes him look a bit mad...I like that

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)

luckily his assistant is a fitty

always seemed to be in her underwear on the kevin bishop show.

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)

I've not seen so much fuss about logos

since Heraclitus came out of obscurity.

(

George Spiggott, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)

I think this one might even get past the NSFW filters

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)

hahahahahhahahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)

HOLD'EM!

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)

HADDOCKEN!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)

I LIKE THIS

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)

Interesting fact:

SF2 is at number 32 in Stuff magazine's top 100 alltime games.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)

Your first b3taday :)

You post down there deserves more replies than it got, btw. Very good indeed :)

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)

why thank you

I agree, but then i'm biased. ahaha. and blowjob gags are funny.

even that one ^
:D

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)

belated grats

CANDLES!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)

THEY ARE ALL SPARKLY

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)

Arf!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)

Nicely!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)

Pffft! Nice :)

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)

HAHA, nice

* Mentally replace the penguin with a Black Bird

(

Q4nobody, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

ace

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)

hahaha good lord

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)

hahahah, pingu classics.... "mee maah mooo maaahhh mmmmmuuuhhh"

(or however you type out what he says :S)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)

Did I REALLY do THAT?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)

Hahahaha

Christ!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)

hahahahahahahah! oh dear god.....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)

Hahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)

hahaha

nicely

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)

Ding, Ding!

(

Q4nobody, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)

hahaha

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)

Oh my.

That's a winner right there

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)

hahaha!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)

OOF!

that looks painful.

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)

happy candleday!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)

fankoo!

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)

happy b3taday matey

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAYKE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)

Hahahaha...

*Click* :)

(

Ninj, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)

Cheers Ninj

Was going to "reborn" you yesterday as Minj, but thought it might offend? ;)

(

Q4nobody, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)

Oh God crack on!

I am a bit of a fanny ;)

(

Ninj, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)

POW

RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)

Ha ha

Mickey - "Ye didn't see it comin' ya PUNK!"

(

Q4nobody, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)

hahahah! the tagline is perfect :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)

Cheers Steve

Finding the line took longer than the shoppin'

(

Q4nobody, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)

Sweet shoppage :D

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)

please tell me you shopped the thumb to look like a cock!

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)

As you said please

yes, some subtle tayto-shop work was required to cockify the thumb

(

Q4nobody, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)

Runs ...

Click for 400 lovely pixel!

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)

Oh dear God D:

How long does it take for something you've listed on ebay to show up in searches? Because mine isn't :(

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)

It doesn't notmally show if you've listed it.

Try logging out and searching again :)

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)

I did already :(

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)

Sometimes mine can take all day

I think it's something to do with how often eBay updates its lists

EDIT: whatever it is, I'll give you 50p for it.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)

Oh that's a relief.

Thanks b3th, it's my first time

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)

I bet it's been a long time since you last said that

; )

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)

It's been a long time since I did anything :(

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)

I feel your pain brother

/old married woman blog

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)

nope..don't get it

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)

That's probably a good thing...

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)

ooooof

geeky

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)

Last chance to see sharp?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)

you pisser, I was just about to shop some glasses into it

meh ;)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)

Oh Yes :)

Oh No :( I think I've lost the plot....

Although I thin kit is ++ ...

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)

Geek high five

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)

*punches the air!*

Woo!

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)

RISsing myself.

(

doog Don't read this., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)

I am on le bus de RIS

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)

Is this a joke about programming? :)

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)

XOR

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)

Contains no added turtles

(RTFM May your god go with you, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)

mm giant beans

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

anyway...

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)

ning!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)

ha ha

nings!

(

miamistu snagglery, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

hahah

i like it

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)

hahahaha, awwwwwwww!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)

Where can I get one?

Lovely

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)

HEHEHE

Excellent!

(

Q4nobody, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)

Lovely!!

*Click* :)

(

Ninj, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)

Hahaha! Excellent job!

Cheeky little beggar. He'd steal your nuts as soon as look at you.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)

Lovely!

Let's breed 'em...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)

yiff!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)

Specialist Scat Movie?...

Click for bigger (54 kb)

(RTFM May your god go with you, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FUCKING

TURTLES THIS MORNING???

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)

Turtle Tuesday

Did you miss the memo?

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

damn it - my in tray is a bit of a mess

*scrabbles through paperwork*

aha! found it!

is was underneath the memo about scrapping plans for Aubergine Wednesday!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)

What

Now what am I going to do with these here 6 aubergine animations?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)

Don't worry, scrapping Aubergine Wednesday is still in the committee stage

And if there's anything that can hold up a decision its a committee.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)

let's call a meeting

I'm sure we can put forward a motion to amalgamate it into plans for Squash Friday

we'll get Prequal to type up the agenda and set up the committee room

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

You don't want to rush into a meeting.
We'd better call a pre-meeting to plan the agenda of the meeting.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)

don't mean to intrude but

I think the auditers are in the committee room..?

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

Oh Bollocks

Right - is the Boiler room free?

I can get a table moved in there - Mediocre? You're in charge of Jaffa Cakes

Mighty Nibus can sort the Coffee - get £50 from petty cash and nip to Starbucks

valoukh? can you see if there's any spare chairs?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)

I can also help with moving some chairs around and providing a sarcastic comment from time to time

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)

smashing stuff sir!

I think - with a bit of organisation we can get this pre-committee agenda planning meeting meeting sorted

Now

Who's got the keys to the Boiler room?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)

I believe I can do that sir!

*blush*

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)

cool

If you can't find enough - get them from the marketing dept

they can always stand up - mind you, they're never there.. so they won't notice

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)

I'm back from Starbucks

but they only had this warm brown stuff

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

Any caffeine in it?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)

It is Albanian Turtle Day

in Albania

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

they're actually tortoises in disguise.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines (the crown group of the superorder Chelonia), characterised by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs that acts as a shield.

Most turtles are in fact gay.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)

Nice cropping

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)

nice cropping there

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

top harvesting technique

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)

superior arable-related activity

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)

'nings all

Anyone know if this lens flare overdrive is genuine?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)

I think you should complain to someone

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)

"Dear Prodge

Some fucker fucking fuck lens flare bastard

love
Benny Hill"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)

Dear M. Nibus

this logo outrages me and I'm going to tell the internet.

lots of love

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)

I like the DW, its a bit webby but otherwise quite nice

only sillyness is the lens flare on the text

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

is this the new logo?

they've made the Tardis look like a bottle of toilet cleaner

or a cake

I can't decide

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)

everything looks like cake to me

*noms*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)

Oh God my workmate has just pointed that out.

What a dreadful logo.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)

I actually like the new logo - better than the last one.

but, yes, what the hell is all this facination with lensflare the TV and Film creative types all suddenly have?

I finally saw the Star Trek movie - it was ridiculous... the effects really were 90 lens flare...

nings Toasty

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)

Fixed

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)

hahahah

with guest director J.J. Abrams

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)

needs 1 more

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)

Hahaaaaaaa

that looks quite good

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)

i like the DW / tardis thing

but not to keen on the retro font

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)

SOLD

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)

woo

adds to porfolio ;)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)

I prefer it to the current one

nice retro font.

The lens flare can fuck off though.

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

right off?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

right in the ear!

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)

indeed

definite improvement on the orange rusty thing

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

Yep

Reminds me of the Sylvester McCoy era :)

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)

crop-tastic

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)

cocksteady and weeplop?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)

Hmmm.... quick and dirty.

Harvesting wild turtles is legal in Florida, and a single seafood company in Fort Lauderdale was reported (2008) as buying about 5,000 pounds of softshell turtles a week. The harvesters (hunters) are paid about $2 a pound; some manage to catch as many as 30-40 turtles (500 pounds) on a good day.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)

Turtletoucher.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)

heheheheheh! he looks so HAPPY!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)

What's that a eufemism for then?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)

Ning!!

wahey

I have - it's lime green with lacey panels up the front

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)

silly Freebs, photo of Wayne Sleep is not mirror

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)

Smashing!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)

nings M!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)

i think this is actually the most NSFW entry so far!

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)

gooooood morning b3etnam!!

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)

Hahahaha!

This gets an extra click for sheer convoluted-ness! :D

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)

haha

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)

Utterly

brilliant!

(

Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)

A bit late for the mashup compo

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)

hahahha! how mad :D

good ol' Zero Mostel!

ningles everyone!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)

Ningles Steve.

Question for the morning - if you were a central heating firm, would you choose a cold-blooded animal as your corporate identity?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)

yes, because the 12.30 from Doncaster has been diverted to Crewe

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)

Where was it going to originally?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)

Cheltenham

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)

Some would say that's a lucky escape.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)

indeed

But I'm in Leeds, and nowhere near a Train Station

What do I do now?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

you know you're in Leeds and nowhere near a train station

you're already two facts up on me
edit: I don't care that I misread that

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)

build a small fire to keep warm, make a compass out of a small container or water, a piece of paper and a slightly magnetised pin

harvest some local berries, and hunt down a local. Skin and cook.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)

> Fuck Gandalf

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)

Go West.

Pick up rock. Use rock on car window. Use car. That should get you past the 'Leeds' level but I still haven't worked out how to complete the 'Prison' mission.

(

Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)

Yes, because sharks have no necks.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)

But the caged whale knows nothing of the mighty deeps

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)

A succinct and relevant point. I bow to your almighty knowledge.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

There's a driving school near me

that advertises crash courses.

*facepalms*

NING!

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)

I'd choose Basingstoke

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)

~~choose~~ bomb

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)

hahaha silly person

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

it made me laff

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)

yes, because someone swiped my pick-er-nik basket.

edit: actually, I think it isn't to bad an idea - it's cold an has to jkeep warm , so use their central heating.. There is logic behind it.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)

JESSIE!!!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)

*Whump Whump Whump Whump* I'm a HELECOPTER!

nings freebs!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)

I know but it was one of these things like the Metrotravel cogs where my inner geek just leapt out at me and shouted "WRONG"!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)

heheh, I know what you mean :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

why not?

Iguanas need areas that have a steady heat source

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9726711

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

it's not 'wrong' just because you say it is

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)

Yes it is.

In a very subjective manner I'll admit.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

must be great to have nothing else to fucking worry about

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)

What side of whose bed did you get out of this morning Mr. Grumpypants?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)

yer maws

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)

Ah the timeless classic.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)

"Free Iguana with your boiler installation"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

"Free Surprise Iguana with your boiler Installation"

"'ere! Geoff, there's a bloody great big lizard in the airing cupboard and he won't let me have a clean towel!"

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)

Mr. Lizard...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)

Perhaps they're pushing solar panels and hence used a lizard who derives heat from the sun

Or perhaps the guys who set it up just thought iguanas were supercool, YEAH!

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)

i also

wondered this

(Trull, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)

Arf!

That would be a good movie.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)

It's so slow the rats have emerged to do improvisational dance numbers.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 6:37, archived)

Thank god, it's party time

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 6:48, archived)

OH YEAH!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 6:56, archived)

Get ur freak on

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 6:59, archived)

FREAK IS ON!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 7:04, archived)

FUCK YEAH

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 7:10, archived)

I HAS A FREAK ON!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 7:18, archived)

Dance, Dance, REBLOCHON!

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 8:29, archived)

A dancing cheese? Hurrah!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)

It's nice to see that my work's video card had a very hard time keeping up with all this

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)

Cheap bastards!

All our careful work pressing the flip horizontal ruined!

Not that all of them are just that, but still! [/;-D

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:27, archived)

Oh FUCK yeah

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)

i'd buy thaT for a dollar!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 7:47, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 7:50, archived)

shit

(and nites/nings all)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 4:23, archived)

I can't tell the difference, can you?

All three are shit.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 4:40, archived)

only difference I can see

one's wearing a suit

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 5:09, archived)

well.......

he'd know all about it - woo!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 7:48, archived)

I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)

beat me up

(

elbow, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)

off?

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)

(

elbow, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)

oh, like Karate Kid.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)

Your volcano's gone gay.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)

...oh no...*OUCH*!!!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 3:17, archived)

You'll have a fight on your hands (er fists)

(

LS18, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 3:35, archived)

wow, what a cunt of a volcano

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)

His name is Vlad the Volcano.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)

VLAD, YOU'RE A CUNT!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)

He crush you first...ha ha ha!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)

It has a CRUSH on everthing . . . THE CRUSH IS ON !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)

haaaaa...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)

Stop! Stop!

*sobbing* He's already dead.

(

Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)

wha-...forget it...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:15, archived)

RIDE IS OVER. PREPARE FOR WAR

(

elbow, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:29, archived)

Hold up...I forgot to charge up last night...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:29, archived)

Fuck...I hate soggy bacon!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:33, archived)

I guess he just ran outta gas!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)

I thought Tom Cruise was the tiny man but then this mastubator helper proves me wrond

keep working, little man

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 3:17, archived)

tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man wanks tiny man.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 4:00, archived)

www.marriedtothesea.com/120506/god-damn-little-man.gif

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 4:15, archived)

Hahahaha!

I love MTTS.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 4:25, archived)

wondermark.com/556/

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 4:27, archived)

His job would be a lot easier if he used a little bit of oven cleaner

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 3:18, archived)

Bicarbonate of soda

it's his grandmother's recipe

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 3:22, archived)

ahhhhahhhahhhah

I'm rather looking forward to it

also: check out these little guys
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10601490

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)

cockroach of the sea?

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)

Free at oi kids . . . . missing for sixty years . . . useful to have around !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)

Mmmmmm, leaf mulch!

Cute little things.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:27, archived)

People drink their shit and piss and then call their water "clean".

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 3:08, archived)

boot licking piss drinking finger frigging tit tweaking love biting arse licking shit stabbing mother fucking

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/Id_prefer_not_to_give_a_description

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 3:16, archived)

RWAAAAAAAAAAAR!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)

Breathe deep...the gathering gloom!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)

the funny thing is,

there's an actual article about this in this month's Playboy

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)

errrrrrr...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)

:)
:(
:)

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)

sometimes i just want to punch god right in the face

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)

I wouldn't advise it...

...it didn't work out for me.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 3:18, archived)

If this hasn't bindun before

I'll eat my face

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)

Compo it.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)

But its not porn...

...yet...

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:10, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)

They still teach in school?...

..."How to press a button- Lesson 1".

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)

A new olde. Was going to top post it later, but here is more topical.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)

ha ha...

...is my name still etched in the desk?

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)

Love this guy atomic!

Got a "Wild Things" look to him

(

Q4nobody, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)

House in the House . . . double up and catch up !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)

(

elbow, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)

I'M REALLY FEELING THE MUSIC

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G1uEPtumI0

(

elbow, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)

I hope no one got paid for that.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)

I don't know about that.

Those ladies earned their money, what with all that gyrating.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 7:31, archived)

is he.. Panamanian?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PZ_vEvclR0

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)

aaaaaahhhhhhh right

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chacarron_Macarron

no, there ARE no lyrics

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)

you want lyrics muchacho?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ypOhNpcSps

(

elbow, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)

So Spanish for 'Shopping Mall' is 'Shopping Mall'?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 7:37, archived)

Because she can . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)

as good a reason as any!

also, that dress is gorgeous!
nighty night y'all!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)

NIghty !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)

She sure can!

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)

It must be all that practice !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)

I'm imagining her legs

DAMN SHE FIYNE!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)

Kinda like her cousin . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)

they are both enjoying my music

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)

You've got that beat that's so very very neat !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)

i thought john lesley had learned his lesson

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)

You'd think so . . . huh . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)

Don't take legs for granted...

I'm off to bed.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)

All the way up . . . sweetest dreams !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)

SPROING!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)

SPROING has SPRUING !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)

And the FUDGE is on the wing!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)

FUDGE just loves the tossers !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)

shes got skillz

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)

and just loves to show them off !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)

Because she can, and she won't, and she don't stop!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)

She does . . . she will . . . she has . . . she she she !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:15, archived)

i can do this

only my dress is purple

(

elbow, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)

Must be your . . . lucky . . . purple dress !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)

I like her shoulder blades

I want to put them up on my wall with the others

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 7:38, archived)

Aaarrrghhhh!!!!

Click for bigger (128 kb)

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)

Even I was like "Jesus, this is NERDY!"

Meh...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)

great, more hippies playing banjo music

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)

hahaha...

they're very well groomed. Lovely glossy coats.

(

enceladus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)

THey eat alotta eggs

keeps 'em shiny :D

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)

so, what you're saying is

if i can kill and skin one of these creatures, i'll have myself a lovely warm fur coat?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)

yep!

but he might rip your arm off, first, mind...

(

enceladus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)

i'll distract him

by doing the dance of seven veils

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)

I'll groom YOU in a minute

a/s/l omglol!!!1!!!!eleventyone

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)

hahaha...

32/he-Wookiee/Kashyyyk...

night all.

(

enceladus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)

g'night

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)

GRAOOOWWWNKK!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)

Easy to make noise along with . . . perfect for karaoke parties !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)

looks like a gelf school photo

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)

Which one is the 'Black Sheep'?...

...Oh, ...I see!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:27, archived)

Sexploitation camp movie updated.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

And the same again. With norks covered as they are very norkish on the original.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

If the people who made "Scary Movie" made this

It would probably end up as erotic and hilarious as the Gordon Brown sex tapes.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)

Oh, it is just as sexy as that.

Shitty fucking movie. The poster for it
is better and more sexy than it was.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)

Film behind the film behind the scenes !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)

YES, LET'S.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)

Another.

Down to the last few from the bunch from yesterday.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)

Last one.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)

pff!

the robo-jizz on her head looks like seaminess

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)

It does a bit.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)

Vending machine gone wild !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)

hahaha!

calm down, Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

(

enceladus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)

that BIG BLUE robot has an ENORMOUS SPURTING ROBOT COCK

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)

one rubber popcorn...coming up!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)

pic down the board a bit gave me an idea

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)

cruise control

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)

You know, if this was directed by Kubrick

It would be a Kubrick's cube.

(Peter_G, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)

that's a pan-raiser

but you've missed the full-on spang by a whisker

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)

Can come out of the pan shelter yet?

(Peter_G, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)

well

i suppose so, but don't do it again!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)

Pan-ic over

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)

*spang*

unfortunately for you, i have a twitchy pan hand tonight

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)

i think an_Eagle_in_your_mind has shopped that

him or archie...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)

I heard it somewhere, it was either here

or a 2001 analysis video on youtube.

(Peter_G, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)

~~ysis~~

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)

Going through your cubist period, I see.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)

Not even matched two yet.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)

alistair?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)

he's not getting on very well with that is he?

the thicko...

nicely!

(

enceladus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)

He's fast, but he's not getting anywhere

He should relax, sit down and have a nice cup of tea like this gentleman
www.farmercalendar.com/feb.html

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)

remember how the pigs do it, jethro!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)

That bloke who goatse'd the daily mail?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)

Square Bidness !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)

there's something slightly homosexual about that cube

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)

Pesky cubes!

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)

Ha Ha...he sucks!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 2:29, archived)

poor steven

(Mr Chicken, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)

pfff!

i was thinking hawking, wind and fire

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)

If I illegally enter Stephen Hawking, am I

a rapist or a hacker?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)

Hahahahahaha, fucking hell

Well it would certainly feel like it if he was on fire anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)

Either way they'll love you on 4chan

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)

Dunno but if written correctly it might win a QOTW contest.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)

Do you have a firewire connection?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)

haha busted.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)

What would you use as lube,

castrol gtx?

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)

Soy sauce.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)

don't bother, it dries out too quickly

and turns to black, salty crust.
apparently...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)

oh my dark oriental god...

you've fucking done it.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)

no i haven't!

that trip to casualty was for a burn, honestly!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)

BULLSHIT!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)

no, that was another time

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)

A friction burn

Smelled like a fire in a chinese take away, I'll bet

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)

his won tons were a bit red

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)

ye gods! soy sauce...

I bet that tastes salty.

(

enceladus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)

still better than other salty substances

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)

you're talking about marmite,

right?

(

enceladus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)

marmite is nyom

i've got 2 jars of it in the cupboard

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)

I never leave home

without it... :)

(

enceladus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)

i leave it at home, like a beefy watchdog

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

no, piss.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)

is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

no, but i do it anyway, because it's sterile and i like the taste

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)

it's too salty

for crows... PEE-ORA! (etc...)

hey, isn't that a Maori word?

(

enceladus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

the closest i could find

was a jewellery site called peora

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)

the internet

is a strange and wonderful place... :)

(

enceladus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)

it is

that's why i spend most of my time here

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)

well, pi ora could conceivably (though not literally) mean a healthy baby bird

"kia ora" means be well and it can be used for everything from hello to thank you.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)

I want to know why Blade is approaching with caution.

Is Prof Steve a vampire as well?

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)

damn, i want to watch blade now

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »