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# I shudder to think how many times this has been done
But here's my take on it.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] BLARB!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# His ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Ooooh, someone's done their homework
Bag of shand ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# cheeks
why does it have to be cheeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# You'd rather hole?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# What a crack up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Excuse me butting in like this
But that's a rather open suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Ass alright !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# let off some steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# 'Bout time
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# On the same theme, different flick:
www.b3ta.com/board/9728212
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# And much better done
to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# muwhahhhhahhhhahhh
 
"BIG" ARNIE GONNA TANGO IN THE STREET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# 'Shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . chew that blib !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# it's a pity the soup i'm eating looks like vomit
i won't be able to tell what i'm eating from what i've already eaten :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I feel guilty now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# so you should
*nods head wisely*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Consider it "pre-digested for your convenience"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# it's a good thing it tastes nice
i'm a GREAT cook
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# fffffFFFUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Would
n't
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# DO OVERS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Uurgh, yuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Raising hair raising hair !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# haha
there was a bomb under it this whole time
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Yes indeed. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# are they just about to sing really loudly?
this is lovely. Woo and indeed a yay.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# maybe a booming opera note will wake up the sleeping one
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# yes!!
like the viking lady on Toe Jam & Earl mega drive game. That game rules. Fuck you youngsters.

edit: holy shit thanks internet. This sound from toe jam & earl
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# haha it's quite terrifying on loop
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# WOO!
Lovely :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# lovely colours
great work
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Shada - Fuck yeah.
Make that your official slogan.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Snooze and lose . . . this wins !
Oops ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# This^^^^
Nicely Shada!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# this is most lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# he's gunna bite that guy's ear off!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# he is the biggest so he gets to eat the ears
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# hey shada have i told you lately that you're awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# [/:-D
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Cracking.
Really like this.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Their dead, white eyes
Truly filled with joy.
(SharkyMcSharkington, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Med, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# i always call it this
hard not to
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hihihi
Johannes vermeer pornflick!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# pfff!
seems so obvious, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Pearls before swine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# it really don't cost that much
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# semen tears :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# A photogram comic strip I made about my snake being hungry.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Snaxe R Hungry
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Why am I looking at an x-ray of your colon?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# ^^ i was going to post this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# wierd... I was thinking the same thing too
*takes another toke*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# the cover for the new Whitesnake album : Xray Time
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Ah, a light snack
The key to dieting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# LOL @ One eyed snake
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# It's a profile view -_-
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Tell us about your snake.
And what is it doing in your keys and headphones and lightbulbs draw?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Avoiding the walls and its own tail.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# years ago
i had a story book about this monster snake that ate round things - it started on small things like golf balls eventually eating huge round things like the moon (if i remember correctly!) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# silly snaxe! lightbulb is not dead mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# No, but this is!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# If that was a little higher and bilateral he would have an awesome mousetache
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# yes, it is.
you have earned your dead mouse recognition badge. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Now it can give you a ride out of there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# haha
don't eat a bulb you aren't a power supply
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# She realised that, and stopped. :]
Hello Shada how are you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# GLORIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# AS AM I
LET THE PROCESSION COMMENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# your snake appears to be broken
nice pics :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Thankyou :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Yo! Adrian
(chuff off, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't get Cocky!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Keep them all sealed on the way to the bin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# damn you
*wants sushi*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# It is hard to believe that that would be appetizing . . . but you're right . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# i'm craving smoked salmon nigiri right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I'm salivating now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# same here
all i have is peewack soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Swedish gravlax
from the Ikea restaurant...

Or meatballs... mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# not tried gravlax
last time i went to ikea, i spent most of the time drinking gallons of earl grey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Do I get any say in this?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# no
just coat your bits in wasabi and seaweed and get round here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I have a little tube of wasabi in the fridge,
but I am not sure I want it near my bits....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# oh, alright, you wimp
just use the hoi sin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Do they all
cost the same? I'm pressing the buzzer to order something else.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# price is denoted by bowl colour
orange is the most expensive, IIRC
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# bollox
I ate 5 orange and buggered off pronto. They all looked the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# heheheh
best way to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Pfffft! That shouldn't really be funny.
but it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# That does appear to be the problem . . . doesn't it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# :) I get that a lot on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# hhahhah
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# She wants you.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# As long as she does not want me to want her too

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# she doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Coo Coo Ca Choo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqCUlq_hSp0
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# she can stick her goatse face somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# she can want all she fucking likes
she still looks like biffa bacon's mum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# hehehe
evenin' smash
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# 'lo, pc
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# good fanx
although I gotta work all night again. (with occasional b3ta pitsops of course). How you?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# recovering after a frank spencer day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# or you're steamin' sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# which one?
i have 2, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# *bites fist and can't choose*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# you must choose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I take the fat one!
If she's not putting out, I can still eat her.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# ooo, bad choice!
the fat one is married, her husband is a beefy, 6ft 6 ginger bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Haha I would never eat one of you're sisters
It's agains B3ta regulations

*knaws on neighborkid meat*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# you can eat my brother
he is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Susan Boyle looks more like biffa bacon's mum
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# indeed she does
it's amazing how many ugly bitches there are out there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I only dislike the famous ones.
I dislike good-looking famous people even more though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# i dislike famous people
because they've got more money* than me and probably won't let me shag them


*they have at least 10p
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I just dislike them because I'm a grumpy sod.
Also the money thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# She wants you to do what ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Park your bike between her teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# yes
and then lick between her toes
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# hmmm is that creamcheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# its a variant of Philadelphia yes.
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# BARF . . . RAULF . . . HURL . . . REVERSE PERISTALSIS . . . UP CHUCK . . . etc . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# *whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Horrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Thats wierd
I can only see the eyes of the non-closup face. I can see the mouth only if I look at at directly, but then not the eyes. I can't see the rest of the faces features at all. Is that similar for others?

I suspect science has an explanation. How long are the individual frames exposed for?

/science geek
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# you can't see the face all at once
because your brain is trying to protect you from the full horror
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# this was intended
I like playing with perception.

First frame exposed for 0.08 and close-up for 0.2

/science geek too
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# :-D
I have a friend with me who has aspergers who can see both images at once

/scratches chin
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I hadn't realised this until you pointed it out,
but that's kinda cool. I think I can see Olivia Wilde's cute little nose though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Med, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Least funny "comedy" ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I actually sat through White Chicks
the other night, and as horrendous as it was, it was nowhere near as unfunny as Freddy Got Fingered.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Tongue's kinda big.
Howdy Sush, how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That was a proper lol moment for me.
Probably the only one though....

Sush is meh. How is young Samuel?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Yeah I'm pretty good thanks :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# its a fucking great film
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha!
i like this purely for its krueger content
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# He would . . . and then some !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Any song and dance numbers?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Shomone!
Song :Dreams!.. Dream, dream, dream ...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so much porn as some
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Today I realised
the only kind of jazz I like is on a triple-word-score.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# there is some that is good
and a lot of crapjazz - just like everything else...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# not even scat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Ewww
Not into that kind of thing, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# shabbadoo-wee-bop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Triple X Jock !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Borrowed from a Vodafone advert


Not much more to say
(regthing Scouting for boys, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Fuck yeah, politics!


(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# What does that say?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# DO THEY NOT TEACH READING IN SCHOOLS THESE DAYS
Wouldn't have happened in my day, which was approximately three years before your day.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Does it really say "Ide" instead of "I'd"?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
#
Yes. I blame the Stella......
(regthing Scouting for boys, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Is that your mother's name or your teacher's?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
#
One and the same
(regthing Scouting for boys, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# :)
You shouldn't use a script font on a small picture like that though, its really hard to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# She can donate herself to me, if she likes.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# marketing hmmm
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I cooked a black farmer once

I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# did it burn your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# rare or well done
?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I didn't like it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# obviously not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It was all black and burnt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# you must remember to baste your farmer
and there's another sentence i never thought i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Either fries up a treat. But farmer's babby is a more convenient size for some ovens.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# it's not a sottish babby
it hasn't been coated in batter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Oven? Oven?
Deep-fry it in LARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# with lard sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# mmmmm, tender.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Emmanuel-Jones?
was it some kind of time-share slave thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Cook some FUDGE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# FUDGE TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Mine burnt...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Salute the FUDGE
and go forward and cook some fudge. Fudge cooking has returned so I'm hiding.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# FUDGE is not for the squeamish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Nonsense! Anyone can FUDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# How silly of me . . . of course . . . even the childrens love the FUDGE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I shall have to make a new batch of FUDGE soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# You
big tease. Can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I'm storing them up . . . for another FUDGE nite extravaganza . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I will make a few soon and we can FUDGE it to the wall again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# So much
FUDGE to look forward too!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I'm squeamish
and hiding behind the sofa was not good enough. Wants more fudge but fears the laughing may take it's toll.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# COOKING BITCHES!


Click for bigger (377 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# reminds me of a very old joke
about a chinese cookbook, 101 ways to wok your dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Smashing photo

but you should really clean your room at some point
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# EEPFACE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha
what a fantastic name that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Walrusman's hideout.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# When you see it :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# This is photoarts
nice, mofaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Many bricks were shat. Which was handy to make a few new walls.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# LPHNT!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Let's have a vote. LPHNTS: best b3ta thing of the last week? I think so.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Well . . . yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Nevermind the last week, its one of the best things all year :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Yes.
Yes yes yes. *votes too*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# face!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# nice!
wester drumlins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# In the basement mixin' up the medicine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Cooooooooooool!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# HAHAHAH

It bet it does
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I know right?
I bet they'd DRILL HER FOR OIL!

LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_Love_Field
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Mmmmm! Dallas Love is good, oily love!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Are they gonna do that faded out cardboard cutout of Debbie...
...or a real girl?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# To be honest with you,
as it is a 70s porn film, it doesn't have the greatest production values ever seen. And as it turned into a rather succesful franchise of films, a large number of which were made in the internet age, which understandably show up on google images more readily than the original. Personally, I didn't feel the joke good enough to waste my arse searching through the results to find a high quallity pic of the most recognisable Debbie.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Your lack of dedication is despicable

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# All you had to do is Google "Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Well considering that would be
a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, and not Debbie of Debbie does Dallas fame, the "joke" wouldn't really have been as apt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Enjoy your cutout.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# It would have taken less time than to type out all that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# You search through the google image
results for Debbie does Dallas and tell me again that it would have taken less time to do that than type for 20 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# No chance.
I don't like smut.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Gay :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Oh yeah, I'd totally got for gay stuff though ... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I had the same problem
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# This made me do a chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I am pleased :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# As it should be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# And so it
shall be....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Very good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Thank you prequal :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# You are welcome, Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ttssattsr is a jerk!, Tue 6 Oct, 23:25, a friend [x], Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# *attempts to click ignore*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Click harder! Really get your whole body into the click.
It will work if you think positive.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] One ring to rule them all
(Med, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# there is only one lord of the rings
AND HE DOES NOT SHARE POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Ring of the Lords
more like
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Not that I'm an expert but 6 years on b3ta tells me those are
fake goatse hands - quick called the goatse pedant police! The one ring is missing!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# With megan fox's thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Too clean...even for this movie!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Yes.
Also, Goatse's hands are wetter and more lubricated than those hands.

Shenanigans.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Oh, yeah.
That lubed-up shininess is missing too.


I think I like the fake ones better.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I've never actually seen goatse
And yet I know those hands just because of this place.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I saw it once and I've never been curious about
such b3ta links ever again
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# the search for the ring
continues.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] He's Pc plum and it gives it up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Aw but look at how jolly he is
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Today's stats sum up b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# *feels slightly ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I love it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# why can't i get to it?...i can never find a link... D:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Here you are
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Thanks!...(smashmonkey#1...that is surprising).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# i can't help it if i'm a shameless post whore
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# And we love you for it
My quote is just surreal though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# a bit
but some people don't know who barry is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# holy shit,
I actually show up on gayshift stats :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# this just sums up b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# O__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Stats Board maker/s are genius/' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# brt renalds

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I never said that.
never.

NEVER!




oh, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Arf. Do you have to regularly replace your H and A keys?
They get a lot of work.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# those are some very un-p.c plums
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Nudged is the new Molested.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# It can be just as good as full molestation
if you do it right
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# 'just as good'...
...i think not.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Depends who for,
the nudger or the nudgee.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Well, if it's Julia Roberts...EWWWW!...Perish the thought!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)
# What if she were the nudger?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I bet she's a boring, lousy nudger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I heard that she was a selfish and inconsiderate nudger too.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i wouldn't nudge her with your nudger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# this is making me giggle
as my mum's favourite euphemism for cock is a nudger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# It's called frottaging. It's a fun way to pass the time on crowded trains.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# aye, cocknudged
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# "Hey baby, you've just been cocknudged!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# This ^
is just silly enough to earn a snort and a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)
# She looks like she just loves holding that . . . pose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
# ...


in other news - i just got paid for my arm tutorial - £92 - i got £400 for a much simpler tutorial a while ago - why do i bother!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha,
a cinema monsterpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Given time and a lack of new plots,
they WILL make this.

Hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
# fingers crossed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# That looks ghey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# ghey is the new str8
or is that grey is the new black? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i feel sullied
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# *smooshes*
hello, you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# hahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# couldn't resist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Sullyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
*HUGS*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# furry!
*points accusingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Don't do that!
He just looks so.... snuggleable.... There's the bit where Boo is patting him, I wanted to do that *cute overloads*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# too....much......CUTE!!!
*suffers diabetic fit*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# hehehhee
:) sully is ace - plus voiced by a star of epic proportions :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Agreed
One of my favourites of the Pixar lot :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# me too
incredibles is my fav :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I love them all for different things tbh
Incredibles has the best story, Monsters Inc has SULLYYYYYY and the best original concept, Wall-E is just beautiful.... Cars I didn't like so much, although it was funny it just didn't grab :S
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# wall-E is ace!
never seen cars - kung-fo panda is brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Wash out your mouth!
Panda is not Pixar!

/Purist
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# is it not
well i liked it anyway :D (dreamworks isnt it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Just not as keen on Dreamworks for whatever reason
Dunno why
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
# i like shrek
thats funny! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Shrek was good
But just didn't have that extra certain something that Pixar does.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# No Eddie Murphy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Up's fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# really want to see that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# i would pay to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# ^ This
And v. good!
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i think i'll film it
just need a sully suit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Why do Hare Krishnas shave?
Because if they didn't they'd be...

Protip: Don't search 'hairy' on Google images. Trust me.
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha
goes of to search! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# My guess was Hare Krishna Chewbacca...
Raaaawwrrr!
(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Monsta!
Also: om nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# hahahha
brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Oh my, what on earth were you searching for?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# looks like a coup for the most haunted set painters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# i used to do stuff like that
moblog.net/view/31854/varnish-spill
moblog.net/view/31852/wallpaper-fragment
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# why are you complaining..it's fucking £92

I'd be over the moon if someone asked me to do something like that..and pay me for it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)
# yes but £92 for work i did 9 weeks ago
still as you say its money :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# lucky to have it...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
# yep
even luckier if i got more! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Is she on mars
Start the reactor, woman
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
# well fucking done
made me fucking flofl
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I would
(DutyPaid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I like how they numbered them for easy dibs.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I'll have the one with Z on her socks
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# you can't beat a good set of "dibs"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I like the way they're clearly so thick
They probably think they're in numerical ascending order

/beautifulwomenwontshagmesomustbestupidbitterblog
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# have you not tried pretending to be happy toast in bars?
/worked for me blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I tried pretending I was Discomeats
I got arrested for impersonating HappyToast :(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# just don't get caught in a loop
or it'll make an uncleanable mess on the walls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Too late :(
HappyToast was sick of the female attention so impersonated being me, so I ended up getting arrested for impersonating myself.

Still at least I got bum raped while I was inside, so I got some action :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# can't knock what ya gets
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# The numbers make up their phone number
of the house they all share in Sapphic solitude, desperate for your call.

Call now on Dundee 25349, they're waiting for your call.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# They've just come home from netball practice and got in the bath together.
They're all soapy and that.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# dibs?
you can tell them apart?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Yeah, maybe the numbers are there so you can distinguish them from one another.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:55, archived)
# That's strange
They look like robots
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# this might tempt me to watch football
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ^GAYER
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# oh baby, stop talking dirty to me!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# FREE KICK
2u
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# ARG ARG!! THAT'S TOO TECHINCAL A TERM!
*runs off screaming on fire*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# ^GAYER
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# ^this
Sports should be played, not watched! *minirant*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# actually, I agree wholeheartedly with this
sport's for doing

not consuming 15 pints, stabbing someone in the chest and then going home and setting fire to all of your furniture about because "your" team which couldn't give a shit if they ran over you in their ferraris lost.


or something

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I agree, especially with "or something".
But seriously: yes.
The only "sport" that's okay to watch is gymnastics
Female - for obvious reasons
Male - so you can laugh at it
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:55, archived)
# what about the snooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Hmm, still better to play it.
But as long as you're doing something else then I guess it's okay to have on in the background?
It's guys poking balls with a stick into other balls.
Watch it if you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# i've been watching it since the days of pot black
i still don't know why i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Because snooker is rad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# have you been watching it on bbc2?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# No, I prefer it online - cuts out all the studio garbage.
I get to choose which table to watch too. How's the Maguire/Bond match?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# There's no snooker on my television.
Where do you watch it online?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/
We're on the final frame of the King/Walden match. I'm not sure about the other table.

Ronnie O'Sullivan vs John Higgins tomorrow at 2pm if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# i can watch it uninterrupted
now that i've watched the end of voyager
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Not in the UK :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Proxy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Found it on Justin.tv but proxy tips would also be appreciated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# You can always grab Foxyproxy and locate their list of servers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Good call. Will sort that out.
Poor last shot from Walden
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# tbh, i haven't watched it today
been busy with shopping and drying out after torrential rain. those new tables seem to be causing a bit of bother, though, i can just see them getting blamed for fuck-ups in the final
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Yeah, everyone's been bitchin' about them.
Oh well, looking forward to wasting another day watching it tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# i was watching hendry yesterday
the damn white was skipping!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Hendry is an unsufferable jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# true
he makes me wish davis would come back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I like how they tap the table when the other person does a good shot.
That's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# haven't noticed that
i just hate the noise from the other table during the early rounds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Fuck goddamn fuck fucking fucking fuck goddamn fucking fuck.
Fucking fuck fuck. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Oh man that was a close match.
I am feeling sad for you. Have a glompningles.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# who won, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I also have wood.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Are they all the same woman
in different poses?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# They're septuplets

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# did you drop this?
X
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# No, but I'll gladly take itx.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Extra 8 points in scrabble....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I feel sorry for the one that's just a boob sneaking into shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# They look like all the same girl, just with different hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I'm sure they all have diverse and interesting personalities.....
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# They have the same face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# You DID look at their faces?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Inb4 Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# pft
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# It's clearly a photoshopped image, ttss, the lighting is wrong.
And their feet aren't touching the turf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Opposing light sources etc.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# And that they're all the same girl gives it away too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I cannot masturbate to this nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Sorry Ttss :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Certainly not with THAT attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# One has a sweat band on her wrist
The little rebel!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Can't you just stare at that pic for hours?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# it stares back at me
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Hahaha yes! More underboob :D
When I last came* on b3ta today there was underboob then too.
I declare this Underboob Tuesday.
pun may be intended.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# UNTERBREATZEN!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# FIECHEN JA!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# (O_O)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] THREADJACK!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Don't follow it!
ed: no wedding ring?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# but but... what is the source of this mysterious yellow!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# No ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# It's his unmarried gay brother
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# OH MY BREASTS ARE FALLING OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME WITH YOUR GRAVITY-DEFYING BREASTS???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# They don't look very happy
Perhaps they've just seen what's waiting for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Lots of shoppery afoot!
But seeing as the model (models? might be two) made more for that afternoons shoot than many people make in 3 months, i feel calling them names a little silly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)

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