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# this challenge is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# albino kid n' play?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# It is a shite challenge,
but that pic made me laugh a lot more than it should have.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# knt n' pleb?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Hmm
Needs more forehead
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# An' then I said to 'er I said "Well" I said "You ain't seen the size of my anal polyps!" I said "Like grapefruit they are!" I said "'Ee said they were the biggest 'ee'd ever seen!"


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# polyps..ooh nasty nasty..camera down the throat and all that.
Nicely done.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Mrs .Brady old lady....she knows all about 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# be a fucking long camera
if it's getting to your anal polyps via your throat! gives a whole new meaning to deep-throating something...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# fantastic stuff, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Very nice work

*cleeck*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# kid n' play?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# lmao it kid n play all over again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# i piss on your mind
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# kid n' play?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# and my piss runs off pauls mind and onto yours
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Aw man...
I just washed that!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# kenan and kel?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# too young to remember kid n' play hnuh?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Evidently.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# you werent missing out really
early 90's shit hop.
actually it's not so bad as I remember
and now back to the prodj.
*303s*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I think I'll stick to Incubus for now,
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# late 90s shit pop then
(only joking i like incubus)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Have you heard Monuments and Melodies yet?
There's some very good previously-unreleased stuff on there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Get some Flotsam and Jetsam down yer lugoles.
Doomsday for the Deciever FTW!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# too old

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# welcome to good burger home of the good burger
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Kitten Gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahahah! oh dammit... I may have to search out a copy of "House Party"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Fresh prince of bell end?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Kid n Play FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# now it has a sense of justice


b3ta.com/board/9746915
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# If only
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# good job there !!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I went on personal dimensions, prolly should be bigger :-(
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Shawshwank
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# i saw the stage play of this
i didnt think it was very good
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(gayponyboy69, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahha! Now that is an ace first post!
welcome to b3ta, skewer a kitten and barbeque over a burning stool, you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# *smacks bitch up*
*Edit* Charlie says: Woo!
(Speet1 knows at least 69 love songs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# lol nice 1
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# woo!
www.pown.it/1252?r=3303252
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Excellent!
Extra +10 points for the most homoerotic username I have seen for many a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Punkin' instigators.
woo
Edit: gonna have to fire up spotify for some techno in the work place now.
Cheers :)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# haha...............can't beat a bit of old school....nicely done
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# good noob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# finally a nube i don't have to scream at...
...WELCOME!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ah! Kirsteeeeeeee......
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Cripes!!!!!
I reckon he has a "location"* planned for her!



*Location in this case being a shallow woodland grave.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# That's terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# good lord! *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Do you hear that mr anderson?
That is the sound of the estate agent ringing to tell you that the other interested party has made a higher offer.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# We're gonna need morgages. Lots or morgages.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# were you looking at me?
or were you looking at the spacious kitchen with breakfast bar area painted in neutral colours?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# The Estate Agents are everywhere. They are all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see them when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel them when you go to work,
when you go to church, when you pay your stamp duty...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I know why you're here, Neo.
I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for a 3 bedroom semi detached in zone 3 for under 200,000.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# would would would
every day and twice on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] If humans evolved trousers, why do we still have toilets?
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I watched a documentary about him a few years back
in 60 minutes he reinforced every negative stereotype I have ever considered about Frenchmen. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# That they're all kleptomaniac necropyropedos?
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha .. not quite
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# You obviously...
...don't watch the same TV programmes as me then.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# wether you look up or down on that guy
he's awesome:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I would prefer to be looking down on that guy
For two specific reasons.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# two girls
one cup

two slightly odd shaped TV presenters
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] A late one for the compo.


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# v v nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Best place for them
now if only Godzilla could eat through that bar :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahhah! that is utterly BRILLIANT!
what ithnt brilliant isth that I have just ingethted some djion muthtard that was in my freshy toathted panini thing. It was tho hot, I'm even TYPING with a lithp
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# and I'm reading this with a lispth
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# and I'm now trying to eat with my tongue poked out at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# That is good
I have clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Beautifully done!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# high up in the rankings this one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Very well shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# is this a repost
as I'm sure I've seen it before?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# i thought this too
but now im thinking maybe just a bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Iv'e seen it or something very simliar
before
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# actually, a number of times
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/49297/best
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# this should be a poster
*clicks*
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# "What sort of bloody cheese was that, Betty?"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# haha Phillip looks terrified!
Nice censorship on the station ceiling too
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# that's brilliant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha...b3ta magic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Brill!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Wheee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahahahahah! that shall be getting a big ol' *click* from me!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# LOL!!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# haha nice animation
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# And what do you doooooooooooooooooooooo?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha,
wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahahah! that's just got me thinking of simpsons
Bart's Comet is about to hit springfield, and Kent brockman is doing the news:

"And during my time as a reporter, I've come across a lot of information I've never been able to share, so I might as well, now. The following people are gay:...."


or words to that effect
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# The entire Channel 6 News Team will be there, except for Bill, the boom mike operator, who's getting fired tomorrow.
*boom hits Kent on the head*
Very unprofessional, Bill....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Trench warfare...futile
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# oho
I like this

woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahhahahahaa! *directs artillery fire to enemy position* *blows up self*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Christmas Day in the trenches
The football game was not as often portrayed.

A heavily accented voice came through the mist inviting the English to a game of soccer in no mans land.

It turned into such a dirty game with the opposition shouting unintelligible curses. They hacked the legs from under the English viciously . Fighting broke out and at one point a grenade was thrown.

Who won ?

The Scottish team !
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I don't give a shit about most things....
.... but please don't trivialize one of the greatest momments in human history!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# what the 1966 world cup
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# oh its ok if blackadder does it...
typical
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I don't give a shit about most things either....
And your opinion on this matter is one of those things I don't give a shit about.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Indeed it is
ed. Must resist.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# o hai
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Aw bless!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I want one
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# YA RLY
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Don't make him angry!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Top o' teh shop!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# awesome shoppage, barb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Yrly.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Daaaa dunadadaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# well it did say it was
"a long time ago"
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# oops--better black rectangle and compo that one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# *sprays tea onto my keyboard in delight*
compo the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Ninj! Oh.
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Mornin' Bela ya smashin 'fella! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...have a Douglas Vader

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I'll have medium-well, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Will you have a side of flies with that, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I will admit to stopping and picking up the odd pheasent
If I hit it, or if I looks like a recent kill.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Apparently...
It's illegal to pick up something yiou've killed.
But you can pick up stuff other people have killed

/missus from the country blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Is that just to deter folk from going round the countryside, mowing down innocent fluffley/featherley things?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Yes. That is precisely the reason. It only applies to game species though.
Edible pest species, like rabbits and wood pigeon are fine. If someone in front of you hits a game animal, you are allowed to stop and pick it up. It's just the person who hit it that can't.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# So really you could go out in 2 cars with a mate
and pick up their kills if you wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Sure.
But you'd probably spend ten times as much on fuel as it would cost to just go and buy some game.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Doesn't stop me
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ^this
I mow things down for pleasure and buy my food in sainsbury's
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# This is supposed to be true
but reckon it will be one very bored copper who will enforce it as law.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# there are only bored when they are not doing anything
soon as they catch you - all the fun starts from them.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# You'd be okay as long as when you drove off you didn't break the speed limit



/cynical
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# oooh, I propose we start an annual B3ta Road-kill-trip
we all go out, run down over some fluffy creatures, pick up each others kills and have a good ol' country barbeque!


or may be not....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# can we run over children too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# It'll B3ta Death race 2010!
10 points for kids
5 points for OAPs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# GOURANGA!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahah! EVERYTIME I see a Hare krisna prosession I think of that....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# only the fat ones who can't dodge out of the way
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Do you have 17 imbred offspring named billy-bob Bobson Jr etc?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# No, but I live in Lincolnshire
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Yes, to 6 on each hand

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ah damn...
Does that mean I get to count my webbed toes as 1 for each foot?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I heard they use different numbers than everyone else in Lincolnshire
And everyone is named Daryl. Including the womenfolk.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I draw the line at cold and stiff
edit: cold or stiff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# 0_0
Enough about that, how'd you feel about your food?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# oh food. I never gave that much thought :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# so just dead and still warn is ok?
I like your style.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I rape and eat, but in no particular order
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# In winter they can keep for about two days and still be perfectly edible.

/has actually picked up a roe deer that someone had hit with a car. It was perfectly tasty
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Surely--as long as there is nothing iffy about the situation
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# It sure didn't taste iffy.
Tasted more venisony.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Dun da daddaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Fucking hell!
There's far too much talent on the board today.

Anyone want an iced gem?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :D who? me?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# It's OK
I'm here now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I'll have the icing
you can have the biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# pssst
is this you? failblog.org/2009/10/15/protest-fail-3/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Haha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahah
"I’m pretty sure that the guy holding the sign is UK Z-list “celebrity” paul dannan.

The whiney tosspot from celebrity love island"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# the fuck?
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&resnum=0&q=paul%20danan&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

I could understand if someone thought it was Ralph Little, but I look nothing like Paul Danan
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# That's fucking harsh
to compare to a z list celebrity rapist

I'd sue
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha
sexy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha!
Brilliant emvee, just brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
what a star!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# All gone now, mate
too slow

I fear I may lose a couple of teeth now... I'd forgotten how bloody sugary they are
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# It's ok
I have a Crunchie now

My teeth are probably just as doomed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# loverly stuff :D ( ilove the crashed Xwing)
clicked
Things were a bit more primitive in WWI


www.b3ta.com/board/8676075
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Awe - Some
and thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I love this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Triffic :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Smash Robots with nipple guns!
They must have inspired the "Fembots."
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Why does my sense of reality
not get messed with this often?
Nice!
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# You'd have thought the Empire could have spared more than one measely stormtrooper for a major operation like this.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
#
/recession
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# haha
hadda chuckle at this loon
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Someone posted something similar a while back during gayshift.
I'm sorry to admit that I was quite childish in my own interpretation.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Beware of Vulcan Otters
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# wiv wong and pwosper
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
I thought that was Mike Reid til I read the heading
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Tadaaa
This is wrong, in a way.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Good advice.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Aha. A Wank Booth.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Yootha Joyce thanks you from beyond the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# CUBE SPLUFF
! Painful
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
I am mostly laughing at the term Wank Booth, which I haven't heard for many a moon!

Ah, I fondly remember my 1991 tour of European Wank Booths.

"Fermez la porte!!" screamed the cleaner.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha....awesome....
"Mais d'abord il faut manger. Venir! Good food. Venir."
- Yoda
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)

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