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# A better Halloween mousetrap
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# fucking cunts!
some utter wanker has stolen the fucking pumpkin i spent two hours carving!!! just went out to photograph it to put up here, and its gone!

(it was a flaming skull btw - so if you see one n hillsborough tonight, its mine!)

grrr
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# makes you ashamed to be people, at times
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# That sucks.
*resists urge to make jokes about skulls and Hillsborough*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Sucky
Next time, use a pressure-release landmine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Use actual fire next time,
it'll be too hot to steal.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Sheffield is getting much worse lately
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
# That's shitty, dude :(
Sorry to hear it.
I in no way endorse vigilante justice. In no way.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# A pox will be upon them !
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# cheers for the sympathy
only myself to blame really - should have known it would get half inched, especially after we got burgled last month.

meanwhile, heres the pumpkin they didnt steal (the other one was soo much better - spent a fair bit of time on it)

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Only the good get robbed young . . .
==
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# aces :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
# The world will beat a path to your bookshelf !
!!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Bats!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Flox of BATS !
___
______
___
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# That's sweet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Watch out tonight.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# oooo, simple but nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I was going to put more effort in, but then I realised I can't be arsed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# more effort? like dipping the stick in mandrake and shoveing it up her minge?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# yes, exactly that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Dude!
Do you remeber that episode of Bewitched when Samantha totally did some magic just by wiggling her nose? That was sweet that episode! Totally gave me a mental erection!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Don't remember that one
Which Darren?


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# It was the one where DARRIN
was totally played by Dick York, who was the one that used to be called Dick York from Rawhide.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Definitely the better of the two Dirrans
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Your penis was put in a straight jacket and given Electroshock therapy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Sexy!
I hope you kept the video :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)
# THROBBBBBBBBBER!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Big balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)
# High as a low flying kite !
__
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)
# they'll snatch your picnics!
straight from your hands
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# And visa versa !
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Da daaah
da da dada da daaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# bad idea mate
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Don't do that, you might catch Tom Hanks' acting ability
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# mmmmm
tastes like slow death
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Arf!
Does he taste like shitty cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# no, like city wok
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Hey monkdagola.
How are your balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# pumped up.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Ha! I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# It's free . . . check for the overbite !
/\
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# EDIT: GAME OVER
its been quiet around here so who's for a game of exquisite corpse?

you know, the one where one person draws a head, another a body, another legs, and the last feet.
i'll do the head, if you want in, just post "body" as a reply to this post, "legs" as a reply to that post, and "feet" as a reply to that.
first come first served, but should work out as its quiet here. just message me the reulting pic, and i'll stitch them together and replace that image with them.

no real rules, just make it SFW and set it on a white background.

EDIT: well that was fun, thank you all for playing :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# body
sorry didn't read that you wanted to do the head
I'll do the body
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ok
c'mon others!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I know I know it's rubbish
*deleted*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# no thats perfect
:) not in a message mind, but no matter

(hurry up you other two!)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I've sent you a message so I'll delete this one
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# FEEEEET
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hehe, you get feeeeet then sir
hope we get one more, otherwise he's going to end up like the grandad on king of the hill
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I shall do the feet NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# LEGS
They might not be very good, but I'll give it a shot :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# go for it!
full house!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Done and gazzed :3
Nice stitching together! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# sorry
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# simon busey beadle
will destroy you and everyone you care about
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Well, that turned out very cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)
# wish i could animate
the feet lend themselves very well to it.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I'll give it a bash
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Darn, I should have kept the psd for mine
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# haha that worked out better than I expected :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# i think we've made a steam-pink tecno raver of some kind
with a very bad case of water on the brain.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Haha awesome :)
Do it again some time, this was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# oh indeed
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha! That's some good work there, kids :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I vant to bite you on the . . . vait !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# haha I'm confused because even if her neck and boobs are so shiny they're like a mirror
he's a vampire and wouldn't cast a reflection - upon reflection ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Perplexing all za vay around !
~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# 'rubs thighs'
nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# She/they/it are/is irresistible . . .
~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fuck! :D
I'm as confused as he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Vhat to do . . .
'"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Vampire Goiters are very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Yes :)
I've always found that. That's exactly what I've always found.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# this just proves my "all men are tits" theory
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hummmn . . . that's like a wanna be theory . . .
~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i'll just bet it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# From the top now boys....
and a one, and a two, and a three *Barber shop quartet "This is Halloween"*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Everbody sink alonk . . .
♪ ♫ ♫ ♪
~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Jeeeesus, Valin.
This is insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# we all go a little mad sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I heard Valin goes a little sane sometimes :)
Haven't seen any actual evidence of this, mind.
But that just makes his stuff even more awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Valin going sane?
isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse, like me going off sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I feel like getting carried awaaaaaaaaaaaaay ~~~
``
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
# ah ah aah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# The treat is in the trick !
~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I called to her once and said "Are you okay down there in the dark?"
She shouted back "I'm well!"

/scuttles away to think about what I did
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Oh well !
~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Deep!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Freaky . . . is this you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# No silly, that's Nosferatu
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Kind of like a second cousin twice removed ?
~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# why does R2D2 need a nose?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Of course it's bigger on the inside...
(thanatos, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# He looks to scare to do anything . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Now that you mention it . . .
``
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# scare is a very informative fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# d
..
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# You made a bat thing
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I'm rather proud of my hat
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# 'flounces'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Bat Hat Alert !
""
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# top hat!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Working on it !
``
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Mmmm bewitching

Happy Halloween : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I used to love Bewitched
I know I'm a sad individual :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# i loveed it too
school boy crush on samantha etc
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ^this^ in vast amounts
That nose twitch gave me the kind of feelings only a hormonaly fizzing young lad would understand.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# it was Cousin Serena for me...fworr :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Schoolboy, nothing
I STILL have a crush on Samantha.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Would.
(Poison-System-X, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I think that I'm turning into a frog now . . .
dribbit . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# oi you fuckers
she's winking at me :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# hallOWeen
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Nice
I likes this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# pumpkin man oh pumpkin man
he a purdy little fella. Reminds me of one of my fellows:


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# you should make a pumpkin of one of your little guys.
...well, if you fancy buying a giant veg you'll never eat.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# lol
your
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Looks surprised . . . like a trick is in store . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Wouldn't you look surprised if you have a wooden pole up your bum
or are you too used to it ;) lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# It's a broom stick that I've got . . . and I don't have flight clearance !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# now that i've put this up
i feel a bit bad about the hairy bumhole i've given him
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Happy All Hallows Eve
ms morbo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Superb expression :D
Do you ever use the word "chums" in real life? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# i'll be honist...no
but i do say "toodlepip" to people.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# the most boring song in the world

even his hair refuses to move
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Bub's been on the pies, y'all
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Playing in the key of duh . . .
♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] pigeon post
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# They are grand!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# CR&
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Scabby pigeons
delivering the post whilst your work mates are manning the picket lines no wonder they call them feathered rats!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Would pigeon!
Very much woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# great shop :)
nicely wcoo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# CR& ATTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# There's going to be a white out . . . SPLATTER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Bored with Halloween now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# needs more carved pumpkin
...:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# You have AIDS!
Yes you have AIDS,
not HIV but full blown
AIIIIIIIIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z95n7j79Dw

edit: wayhey new icon!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Everyone has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS
AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Very thoughtful.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Minty!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# aids?
Cuddly Aids!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Strange Brew...kill what's inside of you...

Happy Halloween b3ta and the world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Argh no not wind chimes
woo!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Any neighbour of mine with wind chimes
Would find them mysteriously vanishing on a regular basis.

(And it wouldn't be dog poo on the lawn either)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ...that's a witch.............................
....'nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# can we burn her?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# you can try.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Well as long as she weighs less than a toilet duck!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# She will dance upon the wind at your back.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ew.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Beautiful
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Did you draw that?
it's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# take a look at what he posted last night, too
www.b3ta.com/board/9773000

the man is disgustingly talented
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ^ this with bells on
brilliant picture and I'm still waiting for the T shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# T-shirts and mugs available online...etc...etc...(just kidding)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Dammit I was fooled for a tiny second then!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Yes I did...I draw many a thing...I am an artist.
............................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# you're a pro, atomic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Takes one to know one...
...i love the things you've been doing in the last year.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Awesome...
..in response, have a couple I did for my daughter last year..







(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Great stuff! Halloween is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Thankee....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# This is lovely art :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# And thankee too
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Tremendous artwork :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# you must be an iron maiden...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I'm not a fan of Iron Maiden but I do like them
this is very well drawn but then everything you do is great.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I'm not a fan of any maiden:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Why you!
grrrrr... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Ah the favourite subject of all my teenage doodlings :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# He's gotta come out on Halloween!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Brew ha ha . . . time for some elixir !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Oh yes
This is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Fan-bloody-tastic!
The Cream of the crop :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# u r ttly awsm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# That's brilliant!
Really, really great.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Quick....dirty....and almost certainly not worth it...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# earwigs to eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Yep...
..that's the one...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
This is superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Halloween Odd-Fish
Odd-Fish
Click for readable.


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Beautifully shaded as always.
Do you really do these with a biro still?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Indeedy
The Biro is the KING of pens.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# They must be posh biros
Mine always leave splodges every so often.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# He can get them tax-deductable
So posh biros cost him what normal biros cost us.


I really want this to be true. They probably are tax-deductable, too. Along with the paper, the scanner and the bandwidth costs.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Nah they're just ordinary Bic cristal biros.
The paper is tesco value printer paper and the scanner is a thirty quid job from asda.

I'm quite poor, me.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# :D...excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# It's Art Aceness Day
yay for artists - I only wish I was better at drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Lovely stuff
I didn't realise this was done in biro, that makes the arts even lovelier
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Leaves me feeling tapped myself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# You have to let the spirits want to communicate
You can't forcet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# :)

Bigger and clearer


(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Yay for Boris.
I suspect this is in fact happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# pfffft!
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# That's a proper Anthony Wedgie-wood Ben
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha,
good old Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# His head flies off in the biggar version...
Woo!
(Poison-System-X, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Pulled . . . meat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Whoooooooooo!

*edit* thankyou all! *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# :oO
Nice chop
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# oooh
her eyes move!!

needs more pea soup
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Wooo!
Damn! Had the 'old lady' card played on me in the supermarket!

I'm waiting for a woman to park her trolley and retrieve her coin and this other old biddy pushed her trolley right past me and started to dock her trolley. Of which I asked her if she minded as I was clearly there before her to which she flat out denied it, then turning to the other old biddies and played I'm the old lady how could this ruffian be so cruel!

As the old addage goes; don't fuck with a b3tard in a supermarkey! I played they 'I'm a big simpleton close to tears and will now have to get my mummy as the lady is being nasty to me' card.

MWAHAHAHA. The glares the other old ladies gave the queue barger!


'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# YOU FUCKING RUFFIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I'M TELLING MY MUMMY!
*runs off crying*

I did consider playing the agoraphobic card. That works a treat too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# nice!
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Lovely bit of shopping
That is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# awesome work
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Muchos aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# oh my
that rather good. in fact so good i wont even bother opening photoshop..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# awesome.......(no headspin?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahaha, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# haha top banana
bloody hell how's a girl to impress all you talented people here and don't say anything about getting my boobs out :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That is
rather spendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Nicely done!
That's really good, that!
(Mr Jay, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Air Mail
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# coo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It's a pigeon post post
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# mail pig end! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Stop winding him up he'll take yer bloody letter, okay! :D
lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Happy Hallowe'en you fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Yeah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# HAHAHA COCKPKIN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *is aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Nicely :D
But sadly your pumpkin is not Magenta :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# how's this? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# That's a bloody marvellous algorithm match.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# thank you
what is one of those by the way?

:-)

edit where are you on the Wirral?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Holy shit

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I am in sunny Rock Ferry* :S




*Is not sunny
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# New Ferry
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hello there neighbour.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I went to Rock Ferry High School!
Grew up (honest) in Prenton
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Haha small world!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Delightful place*
*not
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# corr!


(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# wooyay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA:D
(herman:D, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Very nice
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ahh, the traditional season of "knobbing the pumpkin"
and yay seasonal icons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# haha
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# you shouldn't have...no, really!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# happy Halloween
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# spaaaaaaaaang!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Bruce Spangenstein?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I imagine him saying in a dodgy german accent
"YOU GAAAAAIVE ME PAAAAAAONS I WAAAAANTAAAD SHAAAAVELLLLS"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)

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