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[challenge entry] "...and something for the weekend, sir?"
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# "When I said 'blow his head off', that wasn't what I meant"
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# This is jolly good.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# woo hoo
..and his hair was perfect.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ooohhh
I hope that's set on 'Cool' or that's gonna hurt!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I hope Jim Martin hadn't used that hairdryer previously
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Shame to make such a picture funny!
am i bad for larfing?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# heh
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# PISS!
Flucking blirriant
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
Lovin' this! *click - click*
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Sorry I'm late
*clicks*

Office LOL + spat out sossij roll
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Ha Horsey
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Hahah, So Wrong
But very good
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# very good!
yays!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Not suggesting I've got nothing else on my mind at the moment...


I think they should do a version for girls*

*comment based on Lady S' comments about how "it's a game for boys", and nothing to do with the asertion that girls shouldn't play it. Which is of course nonsense
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# pffft :D
I like her combat trousers
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# and exit wound
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# haha
and matching shotgun accessories
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I clearly am a girl then
doesn't interest me in the slightest and am not susceptible to mass marketing/brain washing about what people should buy this week
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# me neither
I can't play games like that cos I can never tell what's going on
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Oh I enjoy a FPS
just not really real war like so real you're really a real soldier stuff. If you want to imagine you're shooting people for real, join the army and hope to go to afghanistan.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I wouldn't describe COD as realistic in any way, other than the graphics
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# It's all "cinematic" and stuff. Realism can cock off, as far as that game series is concerned.
The multiplayer's damned good though.
(Note: comments refer to CoD4 aka MW1)
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# yeah
but then it's not really real if you're sitting on the sofa playing it in your pants
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# You have to wear pants? :(
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# they don't have to be yours
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I think I'm more of a girl than you.
Last computer game I played was 3 months ago.
Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 on the Wii.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# COD doesn't interest me in the slightest
Last one I played was COD4, it was fun for about an hour but it just turns into the same untactical run in, blow up everything fest.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# It's the multiplayer that makes them such great games
The story of MW2 apparently runs to about 6 hours for your serious player.

But the multiplayer keeps you hooked for months.

I still play CoD4 two years on
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# As much as I hate to admit it
I've had a lot of fun buying cheap games on Steam
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# shit, i didn't realise
i was only playing it because I was told to.

I thought I was a grown up able to make my own decisions
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I assumed you would be in the first camp of "being interested"
I didn't say everyone was buying it for the hype
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I am snubbing MW2 in favour of Dragon Age: Origins
Which is utterly godlike in its genius thus far.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Indeed
'tis aces to the bases with their faces in odd places.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)
# this too.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I agree
even though I'm waiting to get it on the pc and haven't experienced a smidge of it yet
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I have been playing it on the PC for several days
Are you waiting for a different-country release, or just a trip to the shops?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# some money
and a trip to the shops

( I wasn't even aware it was out - I think I must have accidentally deleted the last Bioware newsletter before reading it)

Might buy it the missus for Christmas

:)
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# You've been living it vicariously through me for the past couple of days though!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Vicariously. Good word.
I shall use this word more often.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# indeed
you must vicariously share more

did you get some quality game time last night?

I was up til 1.30 web designing

It doesn't work on pc based browsers

arse.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Yeah got a good few hours in :D
Developing very nicely. I have to say it's that rarest of things, an RPG with a seriously rich and engaging conversational element to it. Some quite complex and non-straightforward options which have already delivered a couple of good twists and turns.

Not the usual:

NPC - tale of grief and woe

PC options:
1. Aww there there why don't you sit down, have a nice cup of tea and we'll see what we can do.
2. I keel you to DEATH you worthless peasant.
3. Noncommittal neutral response.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ha Ha
I see you have played "Mass Effect"
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Indeed :)
Looking forward to ME2 and all...
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# And yet the moment you ask for a game about raping children people get all uppity.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Marvellous!! *Click* :)
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Pffft! Excellent!
:D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Disney Fubar presents...
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahahaha
quite the resemblance
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# You beautiful, beautiful man/woman/other*.
Ace.

*Delete as appropriate.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Morning Ninj!
:D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Mornin' sir!
:D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I fucking love this!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# bloody amazing
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
# puir wee Gordon
hello b3ta

my girlfriend bought me an accordion for my birthday! yay!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# The best thing about my ex was the cool presents...
I also got an accordian , and a barbers chair :D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# haha
and a horse's head in your bed?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Nooo...
..but it was soon coming hence the Ex :)
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Oh I don't know ...
There was also that thing she used to do in bed.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# What's a girlfriend?
etc
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Something Gonk Wank calls fat chavs.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# a nice lady that does something with the washing machine
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *logs in specially*
Fantastic.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Hahaha, loved the film and love this Ninj
My first click of the days goes too...
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Ooh cheers matey!
:)
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# topshop as always
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# *Glees*!
Thanks Toastie! Are you getting Assassin's Creed II?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Heheheh excellent
I think a good conclusion to the film would be a pan out from Carl's face, showing him dribbling in a wheelchair in the old people's home, imagining the whole story due to senile dementia
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# very good!
What's the bet this one gets poached by The Sun in their weekly 'viral emails' column.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# haha great start to the ninj day!
WOO! and FP YAY!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Awesome
its probably already being edited into tomorrows newspapers
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Yes! Love it.
Awesome filum too.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# *Scratches head*
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# TAG IT HARD
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 2:22, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stunning as usual sir!
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:)
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Meet Grumpy Bunny

My first hand-drawn animation
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Hahahaha! That's great!
:D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Cheers, it took longer than I expected.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I think I've had nightmares about that rabbit o_O
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Sexy nightmares?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Yay for bunnies!

(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)
# my mouse wheel says thanks
;P
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Get a bigger monitor you cheapskate.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# alright, I'll buy one of those new 10:16 tallscreens
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Good lad.
*pats on head*
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# This is probably sensible. The rabbit is considerably larger than him.
Woo!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# As my mother always said to us when we were growing up:
"Never fight rabbits that are three times your height."
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Wise words indeed.
It sounds like she prepared you for most eventualities.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# YES!
:D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
# i realise this makes me a total nerd...
...but that reminds me off a thing on the old MMO game Everquest, where you would attack a small rabbit called fluffy or something similar and it would die in 1 hit. Then in its place a hulking great mutant rabbit appeared and would smoosh you. Happy days. Nerdy days, but happy ones.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I'd be equally grumpy if someone had shoved a bone into my ass
woo!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# It was supposed to be a tail :(
Now I will have to practice drawing tails.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
# don't forget the tits
with tails and tits, you could become an acclaimed internet artist in no time
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Is that why I am not famous yet?
From now on I shall draw tits on all my pictures!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Hartley Hare!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I have clearly stated that this is a bunny. You can tell by the ears.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Can you guess what it is yet?


mornin' :)
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:04, archived)
# This is brilliant!
:D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I'm going to reply again, because this deserves more attention.
:D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Aw thanks..
.. sympathy replies rule :D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
ROLF
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Disrespectful RP



I'd love to see someone actually shove this on a poppy stem and wear it in the street.....

(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:56, archived)
# nice
..although goatses hole was never that small.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Needs more outrage filed via The Sun.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Nice button
hole.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Somewhere in secret in 1989
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 6:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:53, archived)
# Somewhere that carries the name "War Saw" is just asking for a fight, really.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Thanks
all of you
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Ha Ha
Some things are lost on the youth

good work.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# vek'd a scene from mad men
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Do like
An improvement on the source even
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Nice.
And I too will say improvement. Moving the
curtain and deflattening the wall works better.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:03, archived)
# bee oo tea-full
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 6:53, archived)
# very nice
Looks like Gordon brown praying
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Star Trek II: The Rack on Connie (The Cleaner Version)
Is THIS acceptable?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:09, archived)
# I pull out the RIS card
sorry trek/connie? people
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Re: The Rack On Connie
"Connie" just refers to some random woman named Connie, nothing more; I'm not referring to a famous woman or anything.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# That's fantastic - is there a tutorial to learn how to get this effect?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:16, archived)
# hahaha
you sarky cunt
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:21, archived)
# It's a fine art...
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ...

(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:06, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I can too.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:40, archived)
# boobies!

(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!
Would you like to use my hat?

(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 6:03, archived)
# My name is boobies
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Boobies!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Boobies.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# ahhhghghdskhgdff the end is nigh
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Are you suggesting that the horrendous, Earth-ravaging events depicted in the SFX extravaganza "2012"
may actually be completely fictional and based upon groundless nonsense?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)
#

Jesus the friendly ghost
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# not with a bang but a whimper...
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:35, archived)
# have a pea

(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Some polar bears are just dicks
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Sounded like a good Ikea at the time . . .
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# arf
arf arf
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I just spent 13 hours solid playing MW2 :D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Yeah, but lazing around like that won't get the teenager in the stewpot.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Hang on he went out to shoot bears.
but "He did have to shoot the polar bear to protect himself,"

Huh
(also love that it says "said zebedee")
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:24, archived)
# magestic beasts
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:16, archived)
# OMG THX, I DINT RLIZE IT!
:D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:18, archived)
# that's great
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] gah
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Ah posted just as you did. Sorry. Great though
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)
# haha
its not like you knew i was posting

*or did you*
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)
# What a waste of 24 hours charging that bastard.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Sky fearing !
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# You bastard.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# You knew !
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] teh art
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# amazing
anyone else go the comedy thang? I saw the world famous manuel and the almost loved veitch in their real skins
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Quickly edit the word 'Bastard' into your post
and that'll make eight posts in a row with it in.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# What a bastard
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# ha
nicely executed.

'scuse the pun. Bastard.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# PAINT THE BASTARD!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# haha
you bastard
woo
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Art . . . right in the temple !
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# woo!
brilliant
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# perfect
:)
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# DOMINATION IS ASSURED!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# DOMINATION: ACHIEVED
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Well squeeze my nuts !
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Strike up the band !
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# No body move . . . or the punk plays it !
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Back off, you urban rats!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# That white fluff plays so well !
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# JUSTIIIIICE!

(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Get down too night !
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# NUTMEGACITY


(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# My first go was almost that fast.

But was nutty, and I wanted some more sub-action.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I saw something almost exactly like this in the Theatre the other week
Except it was a ManFox not a Squirrel. (Same clothes too)
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# SQUIRRELS WITH TIT^H^H^H
accordions?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Female cop with pms attacks a skater
and makes me lol
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# PMS
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Pissing My Self
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Maybe she shoved him because it would be cool.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# If Dublin Was Berlin


We'd keep the fucking wall up.

(This joke may not work if you're not from Dublin)
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I don't get it but I like it.
Have this:

Click for bigger

I only ripped it from a Supernatural episode but it's still funny.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# You're right.
it's funny.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Surely it'd be
North South in Dub tho, to keep the Northsiders out?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Pulsating . . .
Pulsating . . . Pulsating . . . Pulsating . . .
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Haddocken

(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:23, archived)
# good
(, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 6:47, archived)

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