(Barbarossais not my real name,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:27,
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THIS CANNOT BE!!!!
There's a fucking whale in the Thames too!
FUCKING!!!!
WHALE!!!
Also, there was something earlier which gave birth to this but I don't find it worthy of it's own thread:
(Scoopzillahttp://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:55,
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FIGHT!!
is windows 7 any good? i need to upgrade to 64bit, but i don't want to be a guinea pigs for microsoft while they sort out the bugs.
(monstrinho do biscoitoteeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:01,
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I think honestly
ANd I am saying this as a Mac user;
That ANY new OS release is not something anyone should just jump onto immediately. I know alot of us here use the Adobe suite and other layout programs and NOTHING gets my chuff more than shelling out FUCK ALL for cash on programs needed for work only to have them immediately be obsolete once you get the "Latest" OS.
I've LITERALLY had that happen to me. One day they all worked and the next (after upgrade).. "Oh.. sorry, you're fucked.
(Scoopzillahttp://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:06,
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Same here!
OS 10.5.8 totally screwed Illustrator and Photoshop CS so I had to upgrade (I tried going backwards to 10.5.7 and managed to disappear half of my e-mail and iTunes - still recovering from that!)
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:41,
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I have no idea what is happening there
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:43,
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When NASA crashed those probes into the moon
Someone appeared to attempt to do a high-five, but got told to fuck off, or something...
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:45,
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ahh, science geek humour :)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:46,
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You probably had to be there...
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:47,
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I think it's terribly funny
when people with multiple PhD's and years of experience fuck up a program that cost Billions and took decades to plan because... well, because that's how the world is...
(Scoopzillahttp://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:36,
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in this exact case
the program was a resounding success and the crash was fully intended.
what i like is when people with phds and years of experience don't check if things are in centimetres or inches and splatter probes across the surface of mars. or when bearded west country people with phds and years of experience launch a satellite in a blaze of publicity and don't give it big enough parachutes, so that it, too, splatters across the surface of mars.
We ask him all of the time: "Hey, LD! We're headed to pub, care to join?"
He just looks at us with that stare of his.. you know...
(Scoopzillahttp://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:11,
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Unnerving for everyone
*shudders*
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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innit?
I know one of these days we'll see him on the telly.
(Scoopzillahttp://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:37,
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Pffft!
It needed explaining but now it really is funny :D
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:08,
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w00t fail animations
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:52,
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pfft!
this reminds me of those surreal animations you get in some bowling alleys
(spacefishbong!,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:46,
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Well fella, sentiment appreciated in the post
but don't take the harsh replies to heart. We've all been there, and all had it dished out to us. Take it on the chin, and come back and show us what you can do :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:38,
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(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:41,
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what happens when some childish /talker posts goatse to test your mettle?
or someone doesn't visit the calendar before the 1st?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:45,
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I'm quite sure a subtle gaz to a mod may help there
I'm expecting invasion from one quarter or another, be nice ot see if people can actually let it go or not, and perhaps do something calm and rational rather than get heated up - at.the.internet. I'm fully expecting it to crash and burn, as with the collaboration thing, but it'll be funny to see if anyone trashes it, as I'm sure they will. Still, thought that counts, eh?
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:46,
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define flaming though
people thought i was shouting at Moley earlier when all I was doing was suggesting he lead by example.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:48,
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I think it's a case of 'biting one's tongue'
and actually thinking through a reply first, trying to perceive how it might get viewed before clicking 'post' Common Sense, no 'definitions' needed. lack of use of the word 'cunt' is a given though
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:49,
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that won't happen around here!
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:59,
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good luck with that then
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:01,
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Oh, I'm not expecting much at all
but as flaky gestures go... ;)
/just gazzed you
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:01,
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pffh >:]
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:53,
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I know, gloriosuly gonna crash and burn, but hey, will be fun to watch
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:01,
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:)
Has there been much flaming recently? I thought it has actually been on the wane a little. Or maybe I just haven't been around at the right times.
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:19,
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I thought
that we decided this a LONG time ago.
THat we WOULDN'T flame, because we didn't want to see this place go down that dark and inescapable road that so many other of these types of bards have gone down...
But I am glad we still remind, as the original and the best :D
Now with that.. FUCK OFF YOU CHEAP NONCY SLAG!!!* (*added for fun)
edit: Bards... I almost like that...
(Scoopzillahttp://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:20,
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hahaha, personally speaking
I haven't visited as much as I normally would in the last few months, mainly through work, but also because the 'c*nt' calls and flaming gets really tiresome, and is quite prevalent. Plus some new people don't bother coming back after an 'over the top' flaming session, which is a shame. Just thought this was a tongue in cheek way of seeing if people could be nice for a day on here, and you never know, it might encourage good posts and images to get more replies than a typcially 'flamed' one, which would really be something ;)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:24,
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Well I gather it's up to us anyway
to keep it the way we want.
(Scoopzillahttp://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:28,
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yup, we all need to put an effort in :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:30,
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pfftt... WHATEVER!!!!
"FLAME ON!!!!" oh noes!!!
Good to see ya back too. :D
(Scoopzillahttp://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:33,
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cheers fella :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:35,
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oh dear
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:08,
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I haven't seen the other replies, I've just logged onto b3ta
but I bet if I scroll down, someone is calling you a twat! :D
twat.
post your own images, hippy.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:05,
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And yet I bet you a million squid this does better than many original posts including my own,
cos it's good and an excellent image regardless of who did it, enough b3tans are young n ignorant enough to vote.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:20,
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VE ARE AL DOOMT!
(monstrinho do biscoitoteeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:21,
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hahahah nicely done!
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:29,
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I'm trying to work out if Dads Army with them as nazis
is just Allo Allo?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:36,
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Dad's Army Allo Allo crossover?
*ponders*
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:41,
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its either tv gold or shite
I'm guessing gold shite
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:47,
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There's a fair bit of work gone into that :)
"You vill be watching..." Herr lowe Herr le Mesurier
etc
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:31,
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did you notice the moustache trim? :)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:33,
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that's what first got me looking for what else you had done :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:35,
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Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik!
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:34,
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all together now...
Wem denken Sie Sie scherzen Herrn Churchill? Wenn Sie we' denken; Re auf dem Durchlauf, Wir sind die Jungen, die Ihr kleines Spiel stoppen. Wir sind die Jungen, die Sie wieder denken lassen. weil, wer Sie denken, Sie Herrn Churchill scherzen? Wenn Sie denken, wird altes Die Vaterland getan?
(monstrinho do biscoitoteeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:38,
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Hahahahaha
top work
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:40,
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babelfish, so i'm sure it's horrible german
(monstrinho do biscoitoteeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:41,
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its the thought that counts
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:42,
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Is there any other kind?
/obvious, but rather harsh, reply
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:44,
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the language of love*
*of sausage
(monstrinho do biscoitoteeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:46,
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I'm glad you stuck the 'of' in there
the 'language of love sausage' sounded worrying
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:47,
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pfft
(monstrinho do biscoitoteeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:59,
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*applauds*
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:40,
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haha top class :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:43,
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7 Shape ... Good Game Good Game
7-Shape Vector Letum (T-shirt) - If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project, then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous people that you might want to see.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:32,
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Ah Rob, you’ll know the answer to this…
I’ve been invited to a christening this Sunday, I’m not religious and have not been christened myself so I have had to google christening etiquette in regards to what I should wear and what sort of present to buy. However, I can’t find out what is the acceptable level of wanking during the ceremony. Any ideas?
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:33,
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Klan Uniform tends to go down well.
I've been told. The amount of wanking is therefore up to you. Hidden, y'see.
I have to point out that he has co-opted all of Bush's secret government shenanigans policies, and is protecting the torturers, the renditioners, the spies and the lawbreakers. And his Afghan shepherd bombing record is unparalleled.
(revmoolawas thinking about a software problem,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:09,
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And the 'Oh, yes I promise to shut Guantanamo Bay'