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# Guess what I got for my birthday


Edit: I've just explained this to the wife, she works for Chichester District Council or the CDC - she thinks this is quite an appropriate logo for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# a really good hard seeing to?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I broke the wife's strap on
so no :*(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# aww
don't worry, you can always get another one :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# another wife?
yay!

I'm off to watch Inglorious Basterds, have fun all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# have fun!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Mongooses?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Steam-powered mongoose?
/edit coincidence^
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Coincidental Mongooses!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# A really good hard seeing too from a steam-powered mongoose?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I broke the wife's steam powered mongoose
so no :*(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# 1970s pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# A sophisticatedly-drawn-cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# A pube sculpter?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# A really good hard seeing to by a pube sculptor?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Steam powered, I hear
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I hear too, with realistic mongoose action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# a really good hard seeing to by a steam powered pube sculptor?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Copy cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# steam powered strap on copy cat?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Sounds like a good night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Squbes?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I didn't get this for my birthday
but I wish I did, it's fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Cheers :D Happy birthday!
This certainly explains why tv stations would only show him from the waist up.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I failed miserably when I got my graphics tablet.
Far too many pubes
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# it looks like something out of a poncy french restaurant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Cock au vin?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# cock au bonbons innit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I love this
it reminds me of those 1970s french cartoons but with a manga smiley attached, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Yours is all shiny and 3d. It looks like you could reach out and touch it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# It's fluff o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# THIS IS NOT FLUFF
it is disturbing and should be named gloria.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# No need to shout!
Gloria it is.

btw, her van threw up yesterday - sic transit gloria mundi.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
that's the most spangworthy thing i've heard all year!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# it is fluff, but nasty arse crack fluff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# eeeeeeeewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I...read that as "glans"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# aidslols
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# mmmmmmm, nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# LOL
*howdy ghost, aint seen you on here in a while*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Yeah. Been a busy bunny.
Been lurking though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I like this alot.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# haha
Google Ireland
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Simple things
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
most WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# FLUFF ANTIDOTE!
*takes*
aaahh, much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Critical mass of glee
caused a an explosion of cuteness!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# cruel bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)
# CORE OVERLOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# ha!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# i always saw her more as a ring tail lemur.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# BOING BOING BOING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *Calls Web Sheriff*
Aw crap, he's still halfway up Prince's arse...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Gleeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# ohwow
so much fluff, and it's not even the weekend yet.

great midweek booster.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# cutenessX10:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# pffft, that's the third time today I see that somewhere...
did you do anything to it besides the gif-age?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Nope, just tidied it up for the gif magicks.
I wasn't going to post it on this board but some /linkers bullied me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# well, it saves me the effort, ta
now I only need an idea of what to do with to it...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Beas-tie-Beas-tie-al-it-ty
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# good game good game
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# You get nothing for a paki
Not in this game.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# To be fair
he was egged on in /links.

damn
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ^ Witness for the defence
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# That's about it
for the internet. I have seen my fill.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Brilliant giffage there sir!
If ever fluff deserved giffage that's the fluff right there.

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF
I have watched this for the last 10 minutes...
*endures glee-induced self-soiling*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I can't stop watching it either.
I LOVE THAT FLUFF SO MUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# you have given me diabetes with this kitteny treacle
i hope you're happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Son of No Hands
arise.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# :D
seen this on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# excellent loopage!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Awwww
That is so cute.

(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# This has brought me much joy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# This has much fantasticity!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# :D
Here's the utub link :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# all hail hypno fluff
(seamless loopage gentlesir)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Cat.
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Awww too cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# JAZZ HANDS!!!!
awwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# red arrows are shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# i like it :D
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# haha......they didn't want us to see this bit:D
also:Pub Landlord FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# tried to get a pic of him but he told me to put the fucking camera down :D


Click for bigger (190 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Actually, considering
they fly training aircraft dating back to the 60s and nobody is shooting at them, I'm often suprised they are considered the best in the RAF. Don't get me wrong, they are damn good. But I do hope we have the 'best' on the frontline!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# true!...they never actually "save" anybody either...
flying 'round in their fancy red planes...pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# My uncle was in the Red Arrows and
he's a shit. so i concur!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# RAF pilots
All G&T and golf clubs. Don't get me started...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# i can relate...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# "Carry on tugging"

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Ow. Ouchy, ow ow ow.
OUCH!
:D

I've seen a fisherman hook a child on a seaside pier. Lots of screaming. And pliers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I had to take a duck off a hook with pliers once
Some kids fishing had hooked the duck and had reeled the poor thing in and didn't know what to do. I had to cover its head with a blanket (helps to keep it a bit quieter) and then use pliers to close the barb and pull the hook back round and out. I heard human spit is vaguely antibiotic too so I used that to try clean the wound, then let it go and it flew off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# i have been hooked in the lip myself
the casualty nurse found it most amusing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Damn there's some good stuff being posted here
and there's me without a thought in my head - nothing new then :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I caught a fish...this big! \__0__/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# The guy's giving himself some lip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha;D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Addictive viewing
Well, I'm hooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Oooof!
Mind you I'd be doing that if I was shagging Barbara Windsor.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# he wasn't after barbara windsor in this one
it's carry on at your convenience, she isn't in it. he was after joan simm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# lolz:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i'm going to start charging a fee

nice one that man.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# TAG!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yup that's some tremendous tagging
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# haha orders eleventy!
*Throws puppies away keeps Boxing Day sack*

*BTW is the Boxing Day Sack what Santa gives to the Elves "Okay Christmas over, here's your pay see you in 11 month's time!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yes, Boxing Day Sack is something he gives to the elves.
But it has nothing to do with hiring and firing....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# NEWS: Dirty Fat Santa in Elf Rape Charges!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# He gets away with it due to a penalty Claus in their contracts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Oof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# No Littering
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# arf
if he don't sell 'em.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hooray!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# "HEY KID, LOOK AT THIS!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Kimball, the white cock lion
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# That is the sexiest thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Sexier than this?
www.thelocal.se/23592/20091201/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Silly Swede
moobs are not boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# man milk or moo milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Someone should make a novelty quiz on that theme...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# they so should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I'm sure they have
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# damn!
b3tan to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# spawn free, as free as the wind blows...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Accelerating to ramming speed...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Great.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# *comes a little*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Jesus!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Cor blimey!
Totally ace, and I have an appropriate woo for you

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# lol albino cock
....seeks albino vag for nights in etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Ha ha, amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I may have to lay off today
the amount of talent on the board already is staggering...

I've had a click fest!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Kimball is nimball !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# So sexy its balls looks likes tits!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# AGHS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# meanwhile somewhere underground. . . :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahah!
what tune would best suit this?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I come from a land down under
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hahah!!
:D

GOING UNDERGROUND!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# CAN YOU DIG IT
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# That song helped inspire the creation of Nemesis the Warlock
In particular, the city-planet of Termight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# white stripes
seven nations army
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# How queer
I was just listening to a Hard-Fi in Dub CD that my mate gave me a few years ago and there's a version of them doing 7 nation army just playing when I read this ^
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# spooky!
i do love that song
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I've got a brilliant vid of them doing it on the Conan O'Brien show
Yube keep blocking the upload but I'll rename it and send ye a link.
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# 'Flashback' by Ministry.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Rawhide
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I will dig 500 miles.
walk
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Hole lotta love
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Holes by Mercury Rev

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Lemmiwinks
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I am a mole
and I live in a hole - SHOE-OILY?

or this www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d1GyyHAv9I
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Sung by Windsor Davies
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# The Southlanders apparently
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_a_Mole_and_I_Live_in_a_Hole

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hjnhtVcTQE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# WINDSOR DAVIES!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# NOW THEN LOVELY BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I am Sailing - Rod Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# soiling surly?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Dirty bastard
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# sunglasses at night
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# brilliant stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Brilliant!
It's so nicely animated it makes me want to drink Brasso.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# 'A Brasso Bar'
Anag. of you. And therefore you get drinked.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# You're also an Afghan tart
A Bora brass
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I am so many things to so many people
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# A mum in the kitchen, a whore in the bedroom...lead piping in the study...casual aquaintance in the pantry / kiosk.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# excellente!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# haha
love this - did you see the star nose mole on telly the other night?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# on Life?
those things are awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# that was it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# love that show
not as good as the blue planet, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# woo!
today is full of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Go to the light!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Carol Ann?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# say hello to the magic munchkin for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# He's looking for Fresh Water !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Mole! Mole! Moley Mole!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I accept my fate.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Oh Fuck!!! Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# muhahahahaha!
*does Christopher Reeve putting on his cape joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
*breathes*
Hahahahahahaha!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# galloping all the way to HULL
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# never to return...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Would you like to take the express or commuter
train to HELL?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# my ticket says HULL?
is this the right train?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Same place, just a regional spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# :D
the end is nigh...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# oh dear
that'll be a one-way ticket for me, too
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# bahahahahaha!
so wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# ...so.......you're the one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hi ho hi ho
it's off to hell we go
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Oh Jeremy!!!!
I knew it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:09, archived)
# NEWSFLASH: QUEEN'S HEAD UNEXPECTEDLY SHRINKS BY 50%
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# it'll help her wear the bishop like a hat
I've just had an injection directly into a tendon in the sole of my foot. very hurty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# i've just had one in my arm
it was also hurty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# what was yours for?
mine was for plantar fasciitis
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# B12 injection
i have to have one every 3 months
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# sounds like dogging in Birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# heheheh
i'm deficient in vitamins, which is apparently a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# eat more cake
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# i wish i could!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I've not had foot problems from running since getting my Fivefingers KSOs
starting off in them was weird though!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I've had that done.
Plantar Fasciitis...?
Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I feel like a premiership footballer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Pop down to the training ground
you may be able to pick one up
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# badum...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# me too
but i'm never going to get one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ...tish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I had one...
...between my little toe and teh one next to it. The hospital DID need a new roof though...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# >-<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# How's the gout?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Not too bad bless you!
No sign since March, but I've got to start
teh tablets which I know will trigger an attack :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# keep your feet up!
warm socks are the key
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# it's the weight of the crown
pushing down on her elderly shoulders.
GIVE IT UP, YOU FUCKING HARPY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# NEWSFLASH: PHILLIP WANKS OFF MAN IN DRESS
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *giggles*


"Let me know when you're ready for a little head"

 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# get ready for a spot of Kweenkake!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# oooh!
Prince Phil gives Rowan a hand shandy?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# that's not news
we've known about his shady ball-licking shenanigans for years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I don't know why
but seeing that makes me want to punch her really hard in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Beautifully done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Poor lady, maybe the Beefeaters will help
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Damned bullies.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# She's happy, because she eats BEEF
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# curtains
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
#
now there was just no need for that ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
The 'No Head of State' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# ANTHROPOPHAGOUS HATS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# haha...still would
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# The man has a better dress on...
...embarrassing really!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# The perfect 'Stocking Filler' from Moley Boardgames
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
Poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ^ this
with extra poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Poo Poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love you.
x
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Incidentally
why did you choose the name "Jeremy"?
Was it after Clarkson, Piven, Paxman, Beadle?

Wow, it's weird just thinking the name "Jeremy" several times.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Jeremy Bates
Tennis star
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Irons?
Bentham?
Guscott?
Kyle?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Hardy?
Vine?
Deller?

I can't stop thinking of Jeremys!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# King Jeremy of Denmark killed over 40,000 geese, because one scared him as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# and because they're tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# He shouldn't have said "boo" to it then
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Actually, I really don't know why I chose Jeremy.
However, it's a wonderful name for a horse. They respond best to names with three syllables. You'll need to sing the name... JE - RE - MY.

/horse facts
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# If I ever buy a racehorse
I shall name it "Jeremy wants a poo" in honour of your creation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# And I'll bet my life savings on it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Maybe we could all chip in and buy one
"Aaaand Jeremy Wants A Poo on the track..."

"And here's Jeremy Wants A Poo being lead back to his stable in shame after an incident which made even John McCririck say 'This spells the end of British horseracing'..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Mine has only got 2 syllables in his name
That might explain why he's so rubbish.
(chrisbtoo realises why he didn't need an account for 8 years, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# *Blushes*
Love you too! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# madness is spreading
:D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# fuckeroo!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# JEREMY, YOU SO CRAZY!
actually, i prefer cat buckaroo, an altogether more exciting game.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha backwards snowboarding horses FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
More Jeremy madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Proper LoL!
You are too much funny Ninj!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Hehe!
Ta me duck! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger mop!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# *promptly smashes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
How annoying!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# AGH!
*fetches torch*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
Brilliant! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
EQUINE MORPHING.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Wonderful
It's full of Woo.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Best of all the serum
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# that's some serious serum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Serium...?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# indeed
serium is for serious scientists
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Like this chap?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Aint that a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Wahahahaha!
Snort coffee all over keyboard!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha......quick!..to Paul's
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# EHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# It's not as easy as they make it sound...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# The natural successor to Smack Converters
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Did you know that one of the rarest and most valuable materials on earth is worth cash?
No? You're a fucking idiot then, why do you think it cost so much to buy in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I think the secret clue here is: valuable

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Secret Santa 2.0 idea?
Time was, when the UK blogosphere was concentrated in the power of a few key individuals, thinkblank.com had a Secret Santa every year where you could give a random blogger a gift, and get a random gift back. The great thing with this approach was that you were almost encouraged to stalk said blogger for a while, to see what they’d like and want.

This year, the only example of a Web Secret Santa I’ve found so far has been Firebox’s Global Secret Santa, whereby you buy a gift (from a limited range) for someone via Firebox, and someone else buys you a gift (from the same limited range). Which almost seems a step backwards in the world of Secret Santas.

So …

Would there be any interest in a Web 2.0 Secret Santa for bloggers whereby people register, they’re given the details of someone else who’s registered, and told to buy an appropriate gift worth £10 or less for them? Optionally, if they buy it through an affiliate site like Amazon, the commission is then donated to a charity…

Are there any savvy database types who could knock up an appropriate database and website in 7 days?

Or is this a really really stupid idea?
(almostwitty, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I like the idea because I'd probably send (and receive)
something extremely silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# That's the bestest kind of present
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I have so many ideal presents I could send that are made locally
The chicken that is made out of plastic supermarket carrier bags threaded onto wire is just one of many that springs to mind.
Edit: Tis a pity that this wasn't posted with a picture. Now people are more concerned with that rather than the good idea :(
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# now look what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Ask the interwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# i cant be arsed to read this
but im going to a forum meet at the weekend, and its 'poundland secret santa' - brought a set of 4 'super rangers' which are just really cheap, one-colour gundam knock-offs. The designs are the same and everything.

Not as good as my 'league of the transformable' optimus prime knockoff i got from a post office in minehead though.

Cant beat cheapo copyright-dubious post office and pound-store toys!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Bring back Acton Jacks.
I remember buying them in the post office when I was a mere stream.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# TOO MANY WORDS = REPOST TIME


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# OK HAVE SOME LINUS/LINUX THEN
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I HAVE VERY LITTLE PEANUTS TO POST
BUT I DO HAVE THIS



I NEVER TRUSTED THAT LINUS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# He gets his powers from deep within the blanket.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I'm not sure about that
It looks like he can summon them even when he's not carrying the blanket

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# OMG PACK MAN IS EATEN CHARLY BOWN
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I never trusted that Pac Man
I heard he raped Pac Woman.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# She had it coming. The bow is just too provocative.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I feel the same
And yet she expects the courts to back her case up! *And* after she's had his kid!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# ok then
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# HEADBANGWANKROCK

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I only like Secret Santa if there's only two people participating

Plus, I am doing a similar thing next Saturday, for Sinterklaas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# reddit are doing one
redditgifts.com/about/
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# ...Duh...I post words where they don't belong...duh......duh....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Does whatever a Nan can...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# More scrotosil needed over here!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I think we're in trouble
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Last Blood, surely?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# She doesn't need the black suit to be grumpy
It just increases it.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# go get 'em spidey!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now I just snorted Pepsi all over my monitor and keyboard!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Nan can bake cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)

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