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# . . .
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Is this shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# There's a dick on the right
-_-
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
#
It's a right dick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# For once I hope not...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I'll pea you this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
#
why am I looking at a picture of your house?
(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# :DDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:07, archived)
# There's more movement in the other, but this one works the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# This works with MGMT - Kids :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus - The Early Years


Click for bigger (212 kb)
(Benson Jutton, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Actually that's biologically possible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Man if Jesus was a woman I totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# That hair....
Those sandals

All those holes...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Thou shalt not gangbang the messiah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# But Riverghost is (correctly) suggesting that FemJesus would be Mary's clone (solving the whole 'virgin birth' issue')/
So, you might as well have just done Mary. Who is a well-known virgin, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# She wasn't after she pushed a baby out her vadge.
Not physically anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Yes but if you did mary without Mary-clone
No chance of a threesome! THe ultimate twin experience!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Ha! Mother and daughter twin MILF-tastic!
(I really shouldn't go to porn sites, they are bad for the mind).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
#

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I like how the kid just happened to have loose powdered explosive hanging around his bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I like how the media assume this isn't a completely made up story
Or maybe the kid actually shot himself or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I like how we all assume.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I like ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I always say : "When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of FUCK YOU", that's what I always say.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Assume is an anagram of Mue Ass.
How silly would I look right now if I still had my e?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# You look with your i not your e
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I totally messed that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I change my username all the time but no one notices.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# No one knows how to spell your name anyway Tsatyr.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Plenty people do. Stupid people still cannot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# no im jkn ur stil smart, bb
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# also,
U ASS ME, or if you like that kind of thing, ME ASS U
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# You're assuming we assume
We might be hypothesising. In public.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I theorised that you were hypothesising, rather than assuming, but I try to keep my conjectures to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I just inductively absorbed the raw information through my palps.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9827762
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:07, archived)
# you know what happens when we all assume
it makes an ASS out of U and ME
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# That isn't even true though
it attaches the ass to the front of u and me, is what it does.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)
# And that he also had a "nearly identical looking" packet of citric acid which he dipped his chewing gum in.
Even if he didn't anticipate blowing his jaw off, wouldn't he think "Oh, better not get RDX on my chewing gum, instead of tasty, tasty, citric acid!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Personally I would have gone for the packet of citric acid that wasn't ticking!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I hope that everyone noticed I used "RDX" as an example, then I checked wikipedia, and it is indeed a crystalline white solid, just like citric acid.
THAT's RIGHT, I ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Well get more stable shoes then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I saw this story
His jaw got blown off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I think their choice of advert could've been more tactful.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# appaling
you can't get powdered explosives for £3.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha. Oh, and those adverts are a scam, apparently, btw.
Some sort of small-print/pay-once/get-rebilled-every-month thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Then pick your lower jaw up off the floor
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Asians gather for daily inspiration via Sony's new DLG (Direct Link to God)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# This was great advice until I wanted a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# God knows best, lad
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Look upon my works and despair
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# AGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Is the lower-middle/upper face smiling while the upper-middle/lower face is more serious?
I think this calls for some psychology PhD students to make lots of images like this, and ask people questions about the colours of words.

While giving them electric shocks. Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# All you really need to know is
he's in your bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Sexy times are here again!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Oh, Mofaha :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# That fucks up my head
why can't I stop looking :[
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# What does god know?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# DUDE KNOWS BOATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Boat totally rhymes with stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Stoat also rhymes with GET A ROOM.
Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# What do you think I am? Some sort of fucking furry?
the convention doesn't start until 9 anyway, and I still have to sew my paw shaped gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# what do fishermen know about boats
mmm, maybe that was Jesus. Disregard.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# They know how to aim them at fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Like this
Sorry to threadjack but has anyone else lost all their "not so recent" B3tards postings? I seem to have lost a stack of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# There's been some hosting issues.
robtoo posted about it hence.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# bit of info on the b3tards front page
www.b3tards.com/
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Thanks for that
I don't mind - obviously it is free and brilliant but I just want a chance to relocate a few things that's all.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# did someone mention spliffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No we were talking about Pokémon.
Is that one on the right there a Mankey?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# If he is,
he's not very happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Looks more like Manley
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Not a valid Pokémon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# He'd be a rubbish Pokémon.
What is your favourite Pokémon, Sam?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I don't have a preference as long as it's in the original 151. Not one of those fruity new ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# the one on the left reminds me of doc brown from Back to the fewcher
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# That'll be his shirt then.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# and the hair
and the wrinkly face
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# might as well update the old joke too

new poster unpronned
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# oh ffs
why do people keep posting this nsfw filth?
I'm self-employed, but I just had to sack myself. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# there's no porn involved, just bent out of shape body parts
and the bots in the background lightcycles are actually ancient stone carvings :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Lovely :)
This is my third attempt to reply to this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# It worked!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# the first two didn't
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# They're out there... somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Nice font work as usual
one of my many Achille's heels
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Winning the war? That's a 3-skin problem...
(Stephen5555 is posting on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Hello popular spliff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# she is so sexy but I can only ever think of this now
www.newslobster.com/wp-content/uploads/rdew.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# FUCK!
Thats gotta be a potatoshop....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Ironically
To some, Emma Watson could be seen as proof there is a God.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# damn you mu
look what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Hahahah!
STOAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I cannot be the only one
to have read that as "Stoat Cunter"
(icassu, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# buggerance
i'm not going to stop seeing that now
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I am so turned on by this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# OH HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ahaha
he's my brother
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# quick and dirty Randy Quaalude
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I appear to have just fallen into a K hole!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# rescue will B right there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Guys guys guys! Look! I have a stoat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# ah, you won't sleep tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# fuck your stoat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Saving that for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# it looks like it's being choked by a man hand
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# that's a beard
he thinks it makes him look erudite
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Smelly gay cat dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Point me at the cat or dog that can single handedly hunt prey 10 times its body mass and I'll fawn over that instead.
Until then FUCKING STOATS HELL YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Taste my wee-breeze, Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Mmmm, tastes like pop rocks, cocaine and urine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# the greater african sundering monsoon wildcat can take down a herd of gazelle in one tornado flurry attack
trust me man i know about cats
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Pictures please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Pikachu.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oh man you totally zinged me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# THUNDERSTORM ATTACK.
MU AND HIS LITTLE SMELLY DOG LOSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Your fictional thunder rat beat my stoat. You gain +15exp points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# You didn't even come close Lass Mu.
Ttssattsr stole £20.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Aw man, I needed that money for stoat training.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# "pokemon"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# how about you get close to one and take a picture
cause i aint
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# See, stoats aren't dangerous to humans, so they're cute and we can take pictures of them.
Stoats: 1
Monsoon Cats: 0
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# stoats will fuck you up if you insult their beards
and not complimenting their beard every 5 seconds counts as insulting them
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# So you admit that stoats are badass?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# why would I even deny a truism
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# because stoats
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Is it on a boat?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# WUAAHBBBHGBGHBB
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# hello



previous
medic helicopter
stehr scout
aug hbar macinegun
ak47
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# these are all very nicely done,
but I find the choice of subject material a little perturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# what is this pertubing word you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3A+perturbing&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I've spent the day masperturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# FFS I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I feel I have achieved something this day.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# 404 on the helicopter
Nice though :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# sorted
:-S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Pixel stoat next thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# he's done two
they're standing on the back of the tank, see?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# But seriously where's my stoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# heres your fucking stoat
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Oh hell yeah. Finally a stoat to call my own!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# or even a stout?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# a stout stoat
he's legs are only just under where that picture cuts off.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha
im such a jeb-end
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# HAHA
good answer
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Yeah I'll have a guinness please mate, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# on its way!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Fuck yeah the Steyr Scout is still the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Very nice
I used to think Panzers were German homosexuals
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hello tank
please dont tank me
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# you forgot to put the ump in the previous :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# UMPs are awful. I KNOW LETS VOMIT BULLETS IN A VAGUE DIRECT BLEG BLORH FLUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# a wolpertinger
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# This isn't a Stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# neither was the sporran i was given yesterday
even though my friend thought it was.

but there you are, we can't always get a stoat can we?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# AW CUTE
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# aw wookit his wubbly face!
TJ: I NEED HELP

can any of you lovely b3tans recommend a (free!) file/image hosting site that will be able to host an image without any frames, adverts, links etc,

i.e. to be able to send a link top folk just as www.somewhereexample.com/myimage.jpg

cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# b3ta.com?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I've been asked to ask you to remove this link


is flikr no good?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha!
I expected someone to say the link didn't work, but this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Thank you for your compliance in this matter
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# well I learnt something new, anyway.
www.example.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I want example.com :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I used to own notjustanother.com
thinking I'd be able to sell it for millions. I never did and let it lapse - nobody else ever registered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# If I could go back in time, I'd register all the good domains.
And I'd also make the "Million dollar homepage" the day before the guy who created it did.
I'd be so rich right now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# would you have let me lick your boots?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I'd let you pay me for the honour.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# well then - there you go
just get a million people who are prepared to pay you a dollar each to lick your boots
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# *contacts rob to remove the link*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Imageshack can do that.
Most do if you just use the direct link to image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# so I have found e.g. with TinyPic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I mean, it's lovely. But it's no stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# What's the difference
between a stoat and a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# A weasel
Is weasily wecognized, whereas a stoat'stoatally different.

\here all week, try the veal.





(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I like stoats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# this isnt a stoat?
woo your style is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# :D
i'm guessing i should just ride along with this stoat business and not question it yes?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Nice stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Where can I buy one?
With training it could bring my shopping home.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# you'll need a ticket to germany
and a net
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# oh now I do like this
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ta :)
looking at composite taxidermy as part of my current project, tomorrow, a jenny haniver
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# what a nice goat
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Only because I just realised it's my candle day :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLEDAY!
and hello b3ta.
also
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] and now to compo some jesus related peas


Click for bigger (43 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] lalalala

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# where the fuck have you been?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Come to the Dark Side, we have tasty baked goods
Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# thank you muchley :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Got a Christmas card from Gordon Brown today


/Yeah, kicking a man when he's down
//Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# a sauce pic I've tried to ignore
'til I finally succumbed

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ahahah
I see the cows are also fluffing the next contestants.




tj: gotta love Freecycle...

Offered: Unused Adult incontinence pads From: Alex

let's see if we can spot the redundant word in this offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Just what I need!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Joke courtesy of EEN article comments :
"I bought a copy of Call of Duty 4 off a bloke in the pub last night. It is the Italian version. When you start up and open the menu screen, the only option available is "Quit""
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# good for you
you spotted the deliberate mistake - good for you - just like the deliberate mistake.
(daveduke67, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Why the hell do people insist on posting this NSFW shit instead of linking and marking it?
You twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Then you'd cry at the animated version ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# So is this today's running gag?
Or do people need more cuteness?
www.cuternet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Not a running gag, just one from a twat getting angry, online. One thread down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Looks like it's becoming today's running joke
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# It's only been like 30 mins. Bit early to call yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Don't argue or I'll put you on ignore
You twit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Yes Sir Mr. Lesbian Sex Act Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# That's better!
(incidentally, my nick isn't from tribbing, amusing though that would be)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Sure it isn't. We believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I can't believe people insist on posting this NSFW shit
I just got fired from the dairy council.

;)

Edit: Damn, beaten to it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# do cows need libraries, street lights, rubbish collections and that sort of thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# No
It's just a meating place.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Privatise the lot
and become a steakholder.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Or just chuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Moo
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# where cows go in the school holidays
mooseum
(daveduke67, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Rump-y Pumpy!
Edit: +N
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# haha - Teamwork!

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I bet she spits...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# it better be worth the man-hours here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# In beef whore...
cenaris.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# plan B should always be considered
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Zombie Sex Fun
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# You're a bit early
Friday is fish day
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
FP this comment now!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
#
True, but Wednesday is Zombie Day
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Dirty girl.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# fucking LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Oooo the drama
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# That's Hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I can't stop giggling at this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# This freaks me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Haha :D

Click for with sound
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# TITS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ha ha
simple and effective
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# or this?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
#

Bigger








(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:09,

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	#
	 	Egg Sell Ant


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:11,

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	#
	 	:)


	





(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:17,

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	#
	 	


	





(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:25,

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	#
	 	Haha!


	





(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:49,

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	#
	 	This is rather splendid.


	





(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:38,

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	#
	 	Is he going to shag her juicy brains out?


	
Woo.  Bit NSFW though.





(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:42,

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	#
	 	You might think that...


	
I couldn't possibly comment.





(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:47,

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	#
	 	well get a job then!:P


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:49,

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	#
	 	Never!


	
Jobs are for losers...





(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:51,

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	#
	 	Zombo


	
Starts again in the 2000ad extended christmas prog.






(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:49,

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	#
	 	Haha :D


	
I can't for the life of me remember his name though D:





(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:50,

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	#
	 	that am rather naarce!


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:58,

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	#
	 	PHOAR


	





(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:11,

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	#
	 	THAT


	
is awesome.





(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:23,

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	[challenge entry]
	 	Every time...


	





(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:26,

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	#
	 	I'm really tired


	
I think I need to go and have a lie down





(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:31,

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	#
	 	That kitten murdering Jesus


	
He really should get a nicer hobby





(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:31,

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	#
	 	I suppose


	
he wouldn't have to if there weren't so much porn on the internet.





(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:34,

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	#
	 	Blessed are the pornmakers


	
for they shall inherit the net





(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:34,

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	#
	 	yeah!


	
chortles





(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:46,

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	#
	 	A recent thought in graph format...


	





(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:23,

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	#
	 	Beardedwife is always coming home with splinters


	
Then again his mental age is 3 so... yay!





(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:23,

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	#
	 	tell him he cannot sand down tabletops with his bare hands


	
no matter how hard Iceland try to sell him Frozen Cabbages





(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24,

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	#
	 	You tell him


	
he's bigger than me





(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:25,

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	#
	 	I regularly get splinters


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24,

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	#
	 	then you must be young,


	
according to the SPLINTAGRAPH.





(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24,

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	#
	 	*Makes obligatory Pinocchio sex joke*


	





(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:25,

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	#
	 	If I stretch too far back I'll get a splinter from the wooden beams holding up the roof


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24,

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	#
	 	too far back in TIEM maybe


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:27,

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	#
	 	According to this, babies would look like porcupines


	





(I helped save b3ta! LS18, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:27,

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	#
	 	I was once in a spinny office chair sat at a big wooden farmhouse kitchen type table


	
I spun round to get reach behind me for something and got a HUGE wooden SPIKE (not splinter) In/across the top of my thigh, it went in and out of the skin like a sewing needle! I literally tack-stitched the fabric of my trousers to my leg! :(





(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:28,

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	#
	 	I was aghast at this story


	
until I read the last line and I guffawed! :OD





(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:30,

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	#
	 	Pulling it out was no fun either


	
I tell you :(





(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:32,

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	#
	 	hahahahahahahahahahahahah


	
sorry - the mental image made me chortle out loud





(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:30,

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	#
	 	It still gives me that "cold goosebumpy sick" feeling


	
when I think of it.





(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:33,

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	#
	 	oooooooouch


	
sounds nasty.





(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:30,

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	#
	 	It was...


	
:(





(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:31,

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	#
	 	HAhhahaha that made me do a lol


	
You poor thing





(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, 
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:14,

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