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[challenge entry] Delia meets D-Day
(ambo87, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Why would there be Christmas dinner at Auschwitz?
Jews don't celebrate Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# The ones near Golders Green busstation do
"Jews for Christ" I had trouble getting my head around that one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Doesn't seem to make any sense at all.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Well I'm sure they have some message or other
but it's hard to decipher - Unless they think that Jews can be converted to Christianity which theoretically is possibly but Judaism is more than just a religion it's considered a race (Hebrew) so how do they get around that one I wouldn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# That's what I was thinking mainly.
I always thought that being a Jew is not actually about religion per se. Maybe that's actually their point thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Hannukah
on the 25th of Kislev

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# What about it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# being pretzels and latkeh
youll love it and later you can be cirumscribed
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I don't get why you're telling me this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Especially not...
...with bacon. Something is amiss.
(Moophl, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Oven roast sprouts?
None for me thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I wonder what Gas Mark it would be set to?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# OMG not a shop
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# No helicopter not real.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# will that reply ever fall out of use?
it has been 5 years now

(I still use it all the time)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# That as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# That is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:07, archived)
# :D this is fantastic
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Where is it?
I presume it's a photo rather than a render - but wonderful as either.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Humber estuary
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# You have been to Hull and back :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Such a beautiful image
Last time I was on the Humber Bridge (opening day LOL) it didn't look a lovely or glamourous as that.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Niiice!
You make it look so glamorous and interesting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I've just taken a look at your flickr page
the other Humber bridge photos are amazing too. Beautiful sky great atmosphere.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Pretty
The name of the bridge is The Forth Bridge. The other one is The Forth Road Bridge, but anyone who refers to this one as The Forth Railway Bridge should be shot and stabbed. Then stabbed again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# looks like big dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Anudder one
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Fog
makes everything beautiful doesn't it? *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Extreme shitting
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# GR!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] it's like nothing else exists

i'm stuffed with these, rly
(Choke, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I want an orange
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Well you can't.
It's just for me and my dog.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# aywannanorendge.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Oh much prettiness!
I like the happy clove on the top!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Did you paint this? If so, its ruddy lully!
The actual unpeeled orange makes me feel a bit sick though - reminds me of something tumour-y
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I too wish to have the answer to this question.
Also, I would like to know the dimensions, medium and, potentially, cost.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# hahaa yes i did indeed
the tumors were pretty hard to pull of though, i didn't use a specific refrence, just a couple of photos handy
painted in photoshop at a few thousand pixels
(Choke, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I'd completely forgotten it's satsuma season!
Nice pic, and thanks for the reminder :)

Edit: Ooh, also, something satsuma-related:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# like almost everywhere
chigivara should have been there
(Choke, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Awwww lookit the adorable
tangerineflowerperson
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Thas art that is,
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# that's rather nice.
oranges are tasty, but far too much effort.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Oranges are a travesty.
A travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# They're not the only fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Lesbian!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Are they anything like runner bians?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I've had sex with one o' them
In the fanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Apples; there's another one.
Cox's orange pippin, easy to see where the confusion could arise. Ooh
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# What about a bat with leprosy?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# She says "It's definitely a bat with leprosy."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# you want a satsuma
basically the same only with much much less effort.

easy to over to them though :(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# That's flipping lovely!
mind if I whore this again?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
#
:O
(Choke, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Smashin' Orangey Bits
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Loverly
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
#


Click for bigger (39 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# My friend has lots of T-shirts with puns on.
She would love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# in which case
she might like to look here
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I shall keep it in mind
Xmas made easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# haha, nice butt.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Its been ages since I posted anything, but I've been feverishly doodling away in order to stop myself doing any real work
it was only after I while I thought "hey I've actually got quite alot of doodles lying around, nothing else to do but put them on the internet" so I uploaded them all to photobucket (link to album below, have a look if the example below seems like your cup of tea.
Photobucket

s24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/matthewrosser/Codex

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# good stuff
but photobucket wants a password to view your album
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# aw knackers
dont suppose anyone knows how to link to a album?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# same as what you did there only the album has to be public
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what's going on.
But that can only end badly for the chair. :o(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# This (without following the link)
is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I am very much liking your picture
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# A favour to ask?
Does anyone have that image from a few months back of the Super-Horse followed by the Super Glue? I can't find it now!

Any help is much appreciated!
(TheRedMax, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Google is your friend sir.
www.google.co.uk/search?q=site%3Ab3ta.com%2Fboard+Super+Horse+Glue
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I put the Xmas lights up on the mansion today
.
so have a seasonal sproutroast

Merry Xmas be fucked

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# lolz
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# you see what i would have done in this situation is
use the "search" facility on b3ta
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=superhorse

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# bastard
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# it is at least appropriate
:D

and please note i did say use the search facility and not click on random links by some twat on the board ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# it fp'd but I don't remember who. May have been Riverghost
edit - sorry - just saw linky above
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I think you answered your own question there.
It was Fped therefore not mine:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# You are a fucking cunt.
However:

www.b3ta.com/board/9672568
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Six long years...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# teh fluffeh's gonna get ya
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Oh noes!
Look out little businessman!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# He's a Banker so it's no great loss
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
In which case come on that kitteh your dinner's escaping!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Pegafluff! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Erm....


sheh does hev canny boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# HUMUNA HUMUNA HUMUNA
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
#
i'm not convinced Joe would be interested in them though.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] They send me one of these every year, along with a finger.
(thescotsman, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha
but no, no ransom for you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# wonder what they'll send you on year eleven?
ho! ho! and woo
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# A finger, she has an extra one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
Pay the ransom why don't you. She's much more useful with most of her fingers attached.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Is that Peter Kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# ben stiller surely?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# It's not often that I laugh like a twat
But you my friend have that dubious honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] If this doesn't win the compo I'm going to kill a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# heheh
the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# They do that thing of creeping up to your letterbox, and slipping one through the door before you notice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# last time he slipped on through my door it took ages to clean the rug....
well done sir, made my afternoon that did!
(Freegan Bikefascist, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# What
a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# heh heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Whatcha looking at there, Fritzy-baby?

De-ris
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# i thought that said 'Rammstein weapons bunker' for a minute then
Fritzlolz has a great, intresting face i think. Ive not seen any caricatures of him around, which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Ramstein is a US air base in Germany
so it could feasiably have been that
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# shittest Morecambe and Wise ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# *clicks*
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# +1
Love it!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Simon Cowell on the right? :)
Or is that just me?

edit: oh nevermind, just read the image name...don't get it though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# how would happytoats know what you look like?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# His extensive network of spies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# They're more 'informants', really.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# top stuff
only you could make such a couple of cunts look cool
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ^This.
I miss the real Morecambe & Wise every Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# excellent caricature
strange that there have been 2 nose-less Cowell's in the last hour!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# coke abuse probably
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Excellent
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Top moobage on the right.
I think I shall aim for those *loads bazooka*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Second bestest M&W evah!
The real one's being the first obviously:D

'ningles fell. I hope you're ding dong merrily and high.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# filling up on mulled wine ahead of Elf at 5ish on Channel 4
:)

You're in charge round here so I'll ask you... what's up with the popular page, its all out of order. 2 sunday pics then a friday, then Saturday, back to Sunday, then Thursday before another Sunday! is B3ta caught in a time warp?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# rob's dobby stick is slowly slipping off his head:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# lol!
woo to this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# cracking stuff :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# clicksclicks
:D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha,
it would bring me sunshine, if they fucked right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Kill the pair of 'em & let God sort 'em out!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# That's a very good Cowell.
And it's not often you can say that.

Only a few more hours before he'll be off the telly for at least another day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is just fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Page 120. A Handy Guide.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Stools of the native english animal?
Nice collection.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# fucking yakfuck
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Made from real gravel and diesel fumes!
Edit: From the makers of:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I like the dirigible labelled "G"
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Tells you all you need to know, doesn't it?
Edit: However, it rather fails to explain the seemingly attached clouds at either end.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I
LIKE
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Red M&M Blue M&M
They all come out the same colour in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# ^ This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Purple?
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# mmmmm
minge pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Crikey, gin contains more roughage than I'd've thought.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Killing in the name of...

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# "Loosely" Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# i love these : )
i had a suprise birthday party thrown for me last night, it was brilliant. now however i feel the best thing to do would be to use an AK47 ON MY POUNDING HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
how could you not know it was your birthday?
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# your cowell matching algorithm is uncanny!
Do you trace em or is it just raw skillz?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Tracing
I ain't no genius
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# i first read that first line as 'your cowbell matching...'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Maybe wishes will come true
Fine buttery goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty. Sure to be deleted by some "scientists"



(RScakes, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# uhoh
*backs slowly away*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# careful
I've parked the Rangey behind you
(RScakes, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You don't work for a car/oil company do you by any chance? :D
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_change_denial

edit: meanwhile, just how difficult is it to hunt for more benylin on a sunday... ( staggers outside)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# You
don't work for the government do you?
(RScakes, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# my mate's dad is one of the leading scientists who speaks out against global warming being man made.
truefacts.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Can I click
"I like him" ???
(RScakes, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Sorry - had to :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Wrote this for a YouTube Video


Thought is was apt when converted to first person

edit - here is the linky if you wanna peep. And yes - we are shit singers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=io00QGNNTEE
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Heh, heh, heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# i'm going to click "i like this"
because i'd need a youtube account to click the video. ace
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# fucking brillian :DD
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Pop the vid on links,
so we can get it on the popular page :-)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Thanks
I did a couuple of weeks ago - can you repost on the links page?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Of course you can.
And I dont remember seeing it last time. Just beware the GC Nazis :-)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# OK Dundid :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Cleeked!
Also gaz Rob to get it newslettered
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# What was Frankie Boyle's dig at Wossy you referred to down the page?
On a similar subject
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOsRBeyJg7k
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I shall put it as close as I remember...
Wossy: 'So Frankie, when can we see you on telly again?'

Frankie: 'never, I am going to dedicate my time to charity worke. I am helping sexually abused teenagers... find their way out of my house... (pause) thanks to you (Jonathon) that kind of material is no longer broadcastable. You just stand there looking like a £500 haircut, put on top of a pile of melting icecubes'.

And something else, which I cant remember. Wossy was well and twuly wuffled :-)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Bloody marvellous!
Merry Christmas you blood sucking fucks!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I've posted this on Twitter and Facebook
brilliantly true lyrics.

*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Thank you :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# 'Bankers' sound a bit like 'Wankers'
coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Not at all the word Wank is a derivitive of the middle-age word for Bank
"Ye I be merrily off to put a deposit in Ye Wankery!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# suddenly the story of Mary Poppins is considerably different
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Indeed - never trust a Flying Nanny
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Just fantastic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Imagine brucies come face. IMAGINE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# the person in the bottom left
looks like he smells of soap.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Fresh!
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Strictly come laces?
Tess Daly or Holly willoughby...?

On the one hand Tess is in those lovely lingerie adverts with a top hat on, but Holly has giant bosomses and dressed up as a maid and covered herself with cake and goo on kids tv....

Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# laces?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# For in the lords temple I do pray
Please, dad, make the sniper go away?

*EDIT: just noticed that's an e. excellent :)*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Snipers FTW
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)

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