is it just me or does bono look like freebase in shades?
(
RBX13 the cake is not a lie,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:15,
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"the edge"....in his stuck-on funny wooly hat lolHarry Enfield sketch FTW :D
(
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:17,
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It's a T-Rex doing an ollie over a car while shooting lasers out of it's eyes at a shark that is flying by holding rockets in it's fins while a Narwhal watches.... obviously!I'm thinking of making this available on T-Shirts once I have it coloured. What do you think guys & gals?
keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:33,
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That dog is so gonna to get caught!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:34,
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All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:39,
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I feel like I'm being very thick or missing an in-joke. *sigh*
(
keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:42,
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KASTO KASTO KRUT!POLIGEN! HA!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:55,
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in-jokes are the last refuge of a scoundrelthe disturbing thing is I recognise every one of them :D
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:03,
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, did you build a bridge yet?
Hey Mu,No. I have been far too busy deciding what to have for dinner to be worrying about bridges.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:47,
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Start with broccoli and stilton soup, Main of roast lamb, roast and boiled tats, carrots and gravy.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:51,
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Nah,I'll probably just have curry :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:53,
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Win.That's what I'm havin' :D
(
Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:54,
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I daresay curry is a poor choice of bridge-building material. Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:02,
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Have you ever tried building a bridge out of curry? Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:05,
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I find that Italian cuisinelends itself better to bridge building. Grissini and all that....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:08,
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I don't know what Grissini is, but you could build a suspension bridge out of spaghetti. Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:09,
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I think it is very good.However, if I may.... I f you are going to make tshirt designs out of it, then I suggest that just the Saktebaording Rex or the Rocket shark would be stronger by themselves instead of in a big design?
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:35,
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Very nice suggestion :) that may be a go-er
(
keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:36,
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Shark on a rocket......the rest...no................(signature on the horizon...no)
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:36,
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this makes perfect sense, and therefore, I endorse it*cleek*
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 19:32,
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better for your backthan moshing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:01,
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...I don't know how to break this to you...but...Rudolph isn't dancing. He's got Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:33,
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Shut-up...he's not sick and is going to die!...
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:35,
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(i did this in 20 minutes)...:D.........................i heard that!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:39,
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Aww lookit the adorabledancy reindeer all decorated up and stuff *glees*
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:42,
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i better slow down......i posted TWICE today!... :D
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:44,
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Heh hehsteady now....
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:51,
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Now now. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:05,
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feckin'.....................................................................................................WOO!...wi'bells on:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:46,
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i was gonna make his antlers say 'fuck'......but i thought of all the innocent children out there.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:51,
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And me.I'm innocent too.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:52,
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no...no......not as long as w.b. is innocent.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:54,
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Hee hee hee!as if anyone on b3ta could be considered "innocent".... :D
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:02,
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"rudolph the red mlng m,gnlgmlmlgml glmlgnlgmlgnlgmlgnlgmlgnlgmglngl" discomeats This canoe,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 19:33,
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I took some snaps at a kendo club last night....They had no sympathy for the weak!
(,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:22,
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Dude!I wanna do a sport where you get to beat people with sticks!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:23,
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I've been doing it 25 yearsand I can tell you beating people with sticks NEVER gets old.
(,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:25,
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I love fractals,And this also appears to have a touch of the Salvador Dali about it, which is a serious plus in my book.
(,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 19:28,
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Dear Roryrattlehead,I regret to inform you that there appears to be something wrong with your camel.
Kind Regards,
Redsushi!
(Kind Regards,
Redsushi!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:12,
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Dear Mu,I regret to inform you that there appears to be something wrong with your eyes.
Kind Regards,
Redsushi!
(Kind Regards,
Redsushi!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:17,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:13,
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I swear I met that reprobate at the last party I went to.The shifty bastard tried to sell me 3 kilos of substandard amphetamines.
(,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 19:30,
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hahaha .............................omf-f-f-fg Elvis impersonator,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:50,
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I say YAY for bunnehs!YAY.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:26,
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CFB
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:55,
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WOO as per......*Click* Have a great Christmas sir and see you in 2010 :D
(
Ninj,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:56,
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Yay! You too Mr Ninj, Sir! You too! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:08,
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Mmmm ... snot and rotting flesh.I'm hungry.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:08,
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Where's the Wowster gone then? Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:54,
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*something about wet pussy* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:55,
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Win. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:55,
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I'll tickle you pussy and raise you a great big long one!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:36,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Frankenstein Foods"){kind=small}
Gentlemen,you are about to enter the most important and fascinating sphere of police work: the world of forensic medicine where untold victims of many jamjar related accidents will reach back from the grave and point back a finger accusingly at their assailant. Or make toast.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:32,
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Then the man falls over......brings a tear to my eye every time.
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34,
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Bunnywuffles, you never played Frisbee with me and now it's all slippery outside :(
Ttssattsr,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:35,
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Ice frisbeeIt's what all the cool kids are playing these days
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:39,
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Well there is a dead frog out the front which seems to have vomited it's head inside out. I bet that'd fly pretty well. Ttssattsr,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:41,
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That's what you say to all the guys
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:50,
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He calls them all Bunnywuffles?!Eek.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:53,
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Tee Hee, Look Darling, I'm playing with a Sword! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:20,
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Aww lookit thehappy peeps playing swords in the snow.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:23,
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HEY.You've already posted three pics this afternoon.
Chill out.
;)
(Chill out.
;)
e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:23,
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Oh, you just reminded me I still have present shopping to dothxbai!
( e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:28,
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Cigs for Ttssattsr..Got it!
( e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:32,
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yeah, what do you think this is a messageboard or summat? there's people trying to work in here.
(,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:27,
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ha ha Gordon looks a happy camper!And in other news just finished... Home made Baileys!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:24,
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Is it jizz in a bottle? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:25,
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...If by jizz you mean creamy Whisky tasting loverly-ness, then yes.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:26,
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Oh SuperWe've just run out of Bailey's - it goes lovely in a mug of hot chocolate this time of year
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:26,
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This stuff is the bossBetter as you can gauge how much coffee, whisky ration you like.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:30,
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oi,it's far nicer than that!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:30,
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*Checks*No you're teetering at the bottom, but you're still on it ;)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:32,
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I can fix this! I know I can.OH tMoC ur sew keeewwwl n ur rly purdy 2! ^0^
( Ttssattsr,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:35,
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Home made Baileys?Without curdling? Do please tell!
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:26,
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ha ha!I will type out the recipe and gaz you it later.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:27,
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Did it involve you decanting Baileys into new bottles?:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:30,
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Cheeky sodIt involved real work, with funnels & wooden spoons and everything!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:32,
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Sounds far too scientific for me.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34,
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SO you funnel the baileys through with the aid of a wooden spoon?I've found sporks work more favourably.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:37,
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That's usually how it ends up when we try it. wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:32,
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Ooh, send it me too please? :) Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:52,
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Open wide...
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:29,
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Tasty bear Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:15,
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I don't want to see your bear holeCover it up!
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:17,
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I'm sad about polar bears.Poor things. They're lovely.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:17,
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I often wonderwhat did happen to that frozen bit of broccoli?
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:24,
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either way - god damn you global warming!*shakes fist at the sky*
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:28,
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Ah, the polobear...Q: What bear mauls you, then starts to cry?
A: The bipolar bear.
(A: The bipolar bear.
RarelyEvil,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:27,
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:D!
* Edit - Oops meant to post a a reply to the ^above^ joke!
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:31,
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Hee hee I always love this image.*glees*
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34,
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Do not want.ka thnx bai
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:40,
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You don't know on which side your bread is butteredI would kill for a Monkey Beer but it's not for laydees, apparently.
edit: Have you done food science on expired Battenburg's?
I ask because we are risking bringing them in even though we know there's a good chance they will be a week past their expiry date.
(edit: Have you done food science on expired Battenburg's?
I ask because we are risking bringing them in even though we know there's a good chance they will be a week past their expiry date.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:59,
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I can answer this,While the marzipan will not go off (though it may dry a little) I guess you do run the risk of the cakey insides going a bit stale.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:03,
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At which stage you slice it upand use it to make Battenburg Trifles. Yum!
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:05,
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*hands over award*I like your thinking!!!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:06,
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Hee hee hee!You would love my trifles then :) All full of cakey goodness. And sherry. Lots and lots of sherry.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:08,
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they better not have any of that awful tinned fruit in them?especially not yucky yucky tinned pears
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:13,
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Absolutely not.Tinned fruit is only ever useful for.... well I don't know what but it has no place in MY trifles. I only ever use fresh berries whatever the greengrocer has in at the time.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:22,
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I KEEP reading that as "Tinned Peas"and it keeps making me fell a bit sick.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:25,
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*Considers employing wuffle bunny* Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:10,
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Or failing that you could use them as bricks and build a nice cakey castle. Ttssattsr,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:10,
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That's what I thoughtI shall do the food science on the middle cakey bit and leave the marzipan for someone else to test.
I shall invent a Battenburg middle cakey bit remover before the new year when our ship arrives. I think it will be an indispensable item for marzipanophobes like me and may patent it.
We are also risking various Mr Kipling's pies and shall do food science on those.
(I shall invent a Battenburg middle cakey bit remover before the new year when our ship arrives. I think it will be an indispensable item for marzipanophobes like me and may patent it.
We are also risking various Mr Kipling's pies and shall do food science on those.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:08,
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oh you did not mention that they were Mr K's BattenbugsI think that they are quite full of stabilisers and preservatives so you could possibly get away with it! (though please do not undertake any financial trnasactions based soley on my opinions) Do let me know if you try it though!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:12,
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Some people here are so desperate they will try Mr K's, even a week or two past expiryI have already parted with the money for the items but I have a backup plan in case the cakes aren't up to scratch.
A small structure, yet to be determined, will be made with the Battenburgs. Science will be ditched and art/architecture will replace it.
(A small structure, yet to be determined, will be made with the Battenburgs. Science will be ditched and art/architecture will replace it.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:17,
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Hahaha yay!I don't remember that at all.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:27,
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Architecture AND cayke?*glees*
I'm in Heaven already.
(I'm in Heaven already.
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:24,
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HEY.You've already posted three pics this afternoon.
Chill out.
(Chill out.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:44,
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Hey. HEY.You chill out, man. You're bringing me down with your negative viiiiiiibes, man.
( Ttssattsr,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:46,
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Good.They do say misery loves company.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:50,
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oh oh......once i posted alot...in one day....
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:54,
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You ...fucking ...
BASTARD!
(BASTARD!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:03,
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OI!You leaves atomic alone you Vagabond you. ;)
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:06,
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Sorry Mr Wuffle Bunny, Sir.*hangs head, shuffles feet*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:14,
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Good.As well you should be. :D
small niggling point but I'm a girly :)
(small niggling point but I'm a girly :)
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:25,
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Fumbs up, mate.Also: CHRISTMAS SHOPPING STARTED AND TERMINATED on December 22nd. Yes I'm good at shopping.
( Ttssattsr,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:45,
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Being good at shopping is not something a gentleman should boast about. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:46,
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No it's fine, because I left it to the last minute, panic bought and got it all done in a couple of hours. I also smoked heavily to ease the pain.+10 manpoints.
Edit: Also I forgot wrapping paper.
(Edit: Also I forgot wrapping paper.
Ttssattsr,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:48,
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Hmm. I'll give you the smoking.But really you should have left it until tomrrow - preferably Thursday, and had a couple of pints first.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:49,
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The plan actually was pool + beer first, but it was cancelled as the idiot left his car in a ditch.I DEMAND MORE POINTS.
( Ttssattsr,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:51,
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Save it for the judge. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:52,
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I have to nip into Leeds this evening for a late last minute pickup... bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:48,
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It's easier if you impulse buy everything due to the stress of leaving it late.I'm much more efficient if I'm nervous.
( Ttssattsr,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:52,
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Freebs in Leeds?I though you were in Norfolk.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:01,
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No My Dear LadyYou're confusing me with Archie and Benny Hill's Love Child
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:25,
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I thought all three of you lived there Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:29,
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It could be a small moon:D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:52,
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Guinness claim to make everything in their TV advertI think the fire was the result of them learning to split the atom
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:50,
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And here was I thinking that pic couldn't get any worse.*sigh*
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:07,
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In the hands of b3tans there is no limit to how bad that, or any other, image can getyou should know that by now ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:09,
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I was thinking either John Prescott's face on the bellyor replacing the man's head with that of that exstasy man or whatever he's called. Freebase.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:14,
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OK, it's true. B3tans can - and frequently will - make anything worse. it's true. B3tans can - and frequently will - make anything worse.I will never learn will I?
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:29,
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...I'll guide your sleigh tonight, Santa!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:51,
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...Hence the upgrade...Thank you very much!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:53,
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Richard HammondShould advertise Gammon
And possible Salmon
(And possible Salmon
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:36,
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And call for the worship of Mammon Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:39,
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I wonder if he refers to his cock asRichard Hammond's Gammon Cannon
(,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:48,
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Good point.I suggest you ask your mum.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:50,
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I don't think I want to see the teefs that made those choclit nibbles. wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:00,
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Did they destroy the bridge?Heh
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:28,
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on to whales!
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:31,
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Looks like he's basking in the glory there... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:41,
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Aye, he's having a whale of a time! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:52,
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Lovely. Welcome aboard, new person :) /or not new person, given your sig. :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:32,
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^ ET?We're going to need a bigger bike!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:08,
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*pulls his finger*ZING!
*tries to flatten his hair again*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:11,
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Get your kids offmygoat!French Farmer's wife Mrs Palpatiné.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:18,
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i'll check your prostatewith my incredibly large finger.... ready.... steady...
(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:27,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaanywayshave a rather smashing christmas you rather smashing bloke and blokettes! tata for now and don't crash in the snow like my sister (and her boyfriend who went to rescue her after she crashed) did!
Enjoy the motherfucking mince pies too :)
Have a wonderful time or Santa will shit down your chimney :)
(Enjoy the motherfucking mince pies too :)
Have a wonderful time or Santa will shit down your chimney :)
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:36,
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Haha, great as per usual Ninj *click*"Mind you two dearies don't cut off one of your hands"
( Q4nobody,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:07,
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Weee!I have an idea for a seasonal SW pic. Anyone want it while my PS is unavailable? (still learning the ways of Gimp)
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:13,
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Ah, but thenyou get Irn-Brucellosis. Nasty.
The 375 ml cans here are far superior to the European 330 ml.
edit: have a couple of CFBs from today's outing...
(The 375 ml cans here are far superior to the European 330 ml.
edit: have a couple of CFBs from today's outing...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:40,
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Irn Bru is absolutely rank and people only drink it out of sheer belligerence.I have spoken.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:41,
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I sell tons of itIt's the ex-pat Sweaties who buy it.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:42,
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Crikey.The only ex-pat items I buy here are Marmite and Polos.
Oi, k3b/-\b, what's a good polo substitute here?
(Oi, k3b/-\b, what's a good polo substitute here?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:48,
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Steeplechase?*comedy trombone*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:58,
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Ba-dum *tish* Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:03,
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what's wrong with polos?You could try steamrollers...
and of course vegemite is vastly superior to marmite.
(,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:17,
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and of course vegemite is vastly superior to marmite.
Paddington Bear prefers MarmiteMarmite is better. QED
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:31,
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I've not found any here apart from the ex-pat food shopand they're rather pricey...
Personally, I do't ind any of the ***ites, but Mk 1 Borisette is highly discerning.
(Personally, I do't ind any of the ***ites, but Mk 1 Borisette is highly discerning.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:34,
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marmite is about $8 for one of those tiny jars in the statesi take 3 big fuck-off jars every time i come home
(,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:45,
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Pffft...could've been Boke Cola mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:03,
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its apparentlysnowy as fuck in aberdeen today! so i call shenanigans!
Although i may be wrong as i am in india.
edit: also *clicks*
(Although i may be wrong as i am in india.
edit: also *clicks*
awsm! namaste bitches,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:23,
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it most certainly is notits hot and sunny, with a light dusting of slum.
edit: who am i kidding, heavy slum blanketing
(edit: who am i kidding, heavy slum blanketing
awsm! namaste bitches,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:31,
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i dont think aromacorrectly describes the putrid stench of shit and beggars
( awsm! namaste bitches,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:25,
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That's the last time I believe you Mikey FishThere's no snow here :(
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:31,
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There's none here either*Turns air conditioner to "Arctic"*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:38,
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Last time they had snow here was 1836.And they're not even sure if it was real snow or slushy hail...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:50,
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I like that - HARD!EDIT: Is it about to do a front-flip as he catches his hind legs on the gate?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:17,
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FakeClearly not a wild kitty the cat
(
monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:18,
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What is the story I didn't have time to read about in the paper regarding this pictureI glanced at this morning?
Edit: Ah!
(Edit: Ah!
Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:23,
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It's all not as exciting as it seems.www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2009/dec/21/wolf-picture-rodriguez-wildlife-photographer
I remember reading when the prize was first announced that it was a tame wolf, trained to jump the gate. It all seems kind of obvious but i don't know.
(I remember reading when the prize was first announced that it was a tame wolf, trained to jump the gate. It all seems kind of obvious but i don't know.
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:30,
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Yeah but he was about to jump head first into the snow...(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:39,
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Hahahaha! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:45,
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Ha ha ha,Excellent!
( Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:29,
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Ha!Topical!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:30,
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hahahathats brill
wait... no my mistake it's clearly a cat
(wait... no my mistake it's clearly a cat
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:05,
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:27,
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Hahaha big feets kitten.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:11,
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