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Half-arsed entry
Equation expected to be proven.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:05,
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What's this?
Nobody replied? Tsk Next time, start a new thread without a picture and you will be bombarded with replies*. *Flames
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:14,
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Number Theory?
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:02,
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that is a very large pill
i do hope it's not a suppository
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:04,
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An analgesic?
/joke on loan from "Scrubs"
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:05,
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*administers 50cc of spang*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:07,
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It has to be that big
So that it makes you groan.
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:06,
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please tell my ex this
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:07,
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Tells:
"Use a giant Aspirin if you want to numb 'er"
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:16,
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well
he certainly gives me a fucking headache
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:17,
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Works for a pain in the arse too.
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:51,
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Take two fifths of this and call me in the morning . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:07,
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honesty is the best policy
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thiswasmyclone ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:56,
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?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:59,
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needs more 5318008
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:03,
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yeah
so do i :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:04,
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Inspired by /links
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:37,
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Hahaha!
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Vulthoom ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:50,
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arf
I still reckon he did you know.
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TBL I posted this on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:51,
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That would be the plot to some interesting sequels!
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:57,
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i would like to see the sequel
where C3PO is sold into the droid porn industry and forced to make some very unsavoury films and wear a fake moustache
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:01,
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well funny you should mention that....
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TBL I posted this on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:05,
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not quite what i was thinking
i was imagining things happening to him that make him say "oh dear" repeatedly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:09,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:17,
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this is more what i was thinking!
rear entry of the jedi
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:20,
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"Ooo, you're such a tart."
"You R2!"
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23,
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funny hahaha
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:27,
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NSFW
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:09,
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Sexylosers is great!
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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie. ,
Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:16,
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hahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:52,
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Ain't that tweet . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:53,
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Arf!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:53,
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arf!
you have 4 mutual friends. you have 1 droid invitation
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:53,
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pfffft!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:54,
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hahaha
still - you would!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:56,
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hahaha
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:01,
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ha hee hoo!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:13,
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Hahahahaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:59,
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Hahahaha
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Just Me being probed by aliens since ,
Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:08,
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hahaha
class!
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:10,
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It's on the front page? This is from CollegeHumor.www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy. ,
Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:35,
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Eh?
Asides from being another Facebook joke, it's quite funny and not displayed on the page you linked to. So woo!
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Grampa ,
Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:50,
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Well done waz, you found the source of my inspiration.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:39,
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You fucking prick.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:45,
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You are a twat.
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WHARRGARBL ,
Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:46,
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oh do fuck off
is this your life? looking at pictures people have made and saying "Ooh, that looks similar to something i've seen before, it MUST be stolen!"
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weaver. ,
Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:09,
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The inspired by links header kind of gives it away.
It's not quite stolen, more of a cover version.
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mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard ,
Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:00,
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*click*
a classic XD
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Lord Chode ,
Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:30,
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hahaha
awesome!
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:32,
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Bit late I know
but this gave me my biggest board laff for a very long time.
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:08,
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She's a milk machine !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:26,
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NICE!
wobbly is now back in the pub. Woo
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:30,
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Wobbly in the pub . . . hold onto your stools !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:31,
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i don't like holding onto my stools
i get shitty fingers
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:34,
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Are you allergic to latex gloves ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:36,
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yes i am
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:43,
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hold mine then
they are firm and contain 99% pure guinness and turkey.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:39,
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they will be black, then
guinness is nasty
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:43,
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Great gobbling guinness growlers !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:47,
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nasal milk is unpleasant
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:30,
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That's not is what I was thinking . . .
five times real fast !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:33,
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Cows sweat via their noses
It's true, learned that from Trivial Pursuit.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:44,
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it may be true
but it is also deeply unpleasant
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:47,
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milky
goodness
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:31,
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She's gone green with her never ending machine !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:34,
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i think milk from the nose
would be less nice. Kind of snot milk
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:33,
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However . . . it is rich in proteins !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:35,
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and noone nicks it
out of the communal fridge
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:40,
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The secret is a rare combination . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:41,
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Milky milk!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:44,
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So that's where the 50% fat free slimmed milk comes from . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:46,
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sNOT on my farm!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:14,
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Yes . . . yes it is . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:19,
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:19,
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Now that . . . is what I call "special" delivery !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23,
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lolz:DD
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:28,
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M I L K
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:45,
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not JUST milk..............lolz too
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:01,
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Got milk . . . buy the bottles !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:15,
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Who subscribes to B3ta?
Based on this poll here:www.b3ta.com/questions/sexism/post599806 Here are the ongoing results from the B3tan jury. Edit: It seems to be settling on a 71%/29% split
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:08,
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suits me just fine
it's a sausagefest around here!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:12,
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What can we conclude from this?
That blokes are blue and wimmin red. And smaller. And don't waste as much time on the internets. And that Italy is a fine example of the proposition that countries can sometimes have the shape of a boot.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:16,
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i'm not a small woman
although i am wearing red
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:17,
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Damnit. Something must be wrong with the poll
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:18,
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there are many men bigger than me
but not bigger than my mate. she's 6ft 9.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:21,
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I don't know how tall that is in real world centimetres
but I have a feeling it's tall
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:26,
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she's been called big bird since she was 9
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:30,
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*sticks numbers into the foreign measurement calculator*
That's 2 metres 7 cm about.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:59,
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Wait,
there's girls on the internet? Cool!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:45,
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Finger lickin good
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:54,
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awesome!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:56,
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good :D
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:57,
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But how does it smell?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:57,
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it smells like a fine old lump of
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:59,
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or this cheese :D
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:02,
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mmmm
specialty cheese :D
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:06,
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Mmmmmmmmm
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:14,
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what the mcnugget?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:10,
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That must have started out as one funny yolk !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:12,
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hehe
:)
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:14,
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cycloptic birds for the unpresidented victory :D
if we breed these beasts we'll be unstoppable.
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:17,
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one day they will rule the earth
I for one welcome our new rulers !
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:32,
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Yay another quality HD post *glees and fears in equal proportions*
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:55,
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:D
must be beer o clock ... *wanders off to get a glass*
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:12,
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Stay away from Earth!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:16,
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Anyone know when his baby is actually due?
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:41,
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HOLY SHIT!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:44,
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hahaha
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:58,
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I wonder who instained him
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:58,
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wrong wrong
wrong
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:15,
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he gonna have a mud babby!
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:21,
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hahahaha!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:55,
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It'll be the fastest baby....
....IN THE WORLD. Woo!
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thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong ,
Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:23,
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HEY EVERYBODY! MR EDROOM HORSE SAYS IT'S LUNCHTIME! YAY!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:46,
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What the deuce.
I already ate my lunch :(
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47,
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See? You are an evil genius!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48,
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my lunch is yester days sandwich.
MANWICHs for the win.
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:49,
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I don't actually have any lunch as I was at home over christmas and have no food :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:50,
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OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD!
I just remembered that my mum gave me tupperware with leftovers in to bring home! FUCK YEAH! I HAVE SAUSAGE PLAIT FOR LUNCH! WOOT!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:51,
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not this one but you get the idea of what I'm dealing with here
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:53,
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It is no wonder you are so ginger!
It is a well known fact that ginger is a result of eating too much!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:55,
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quite the opposite...
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:07,
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There is a program called Mongolian Terror Trout
on National Geographic Wild right now. This is my new favourite TV name ever!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:23,
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This is also simply deception on your part!
The sandwich is in focus, but you are not. You are holding the camera closer to the camera than you are. I bet that is a tiny sandwich and those are in fact those tiny pepperonis you sometimes get on pizzas!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:57,
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and I guess I got a tiny computer and a beadle hand and all...
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:06,
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Yes, you do! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:13,
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lol
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:21,
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muffuletta!
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:01,
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Like, whoah, dude!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:11,
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wow, that's a monster sandwich you have there
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:20,
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Haaa!
to be honest I've been expecting to see it changed into a massive cock... although I'm sushi will point out there's already a massive cock in the picture... :D
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:14,
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doog Don't read this. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:25,
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U CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:54,
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ha makka ma balls twatch
all athar vawals ara avaratad.
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48,
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Yh!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48,
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ahahahahaha, FUCK!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48,
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The source pic for the eyes scared me!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:49,
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hahaha, i've seen that before, reminds me of a hammerhead shark
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:57,
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today..
i will mostley be eating cold beef sandwiches
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:51,
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With lots of mustard?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:52,
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no. Pickles
but it was in salt and pepper bread
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:01,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:52,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:59,
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WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:01,
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i call it "hangover shopophoting"
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:03,
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ASSMUSIC
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:11,
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mmmmm
tasty
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:15,
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It sure is!
I am glad you have commented, as you have taught me everything I know about shopping animals into other animals ;) Be warned, I reckon the student could be getting better than the teacher now ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:21,
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I lay down my mouse
and ready myself to be superseded ... :D
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:53,
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Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together
with jewsFrom the people that brought you 'I just can't stop loving jews' /edit: Hello. Is this thing on?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:28,
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i thought joos ate hosses?
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:37,
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In 1945, the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invents the Jew
Thus thwarting the nazi effort to endeavour sleigh rides without jews, and subsequentially ending WWII.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:02,
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I remember that episode.
It was great! But my favourite one was when The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented rainbow coloured bubbles, but then it was banned by His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie I on the grounds that it was not in fact rainbow coloured but beige. And wasn't in fact bubbles but was a chicken. The Dutch Inventor Mediocre is now in prison awaiting execution by method of death by Penguin.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:13,
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No not bloody penguin
it was bad enough yesterday
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:17,
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the chocolate biscuit confectionary or the semi aquatic bird creature?
you have come up with my second favourite sentences today on b3ta.. pipped by cockweasle's: "high on pubes and shitting down the burgerphone"
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:25,
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It is actually a chocolate covered semi aquatic bird.
They only exist in 1930s Ethiopia.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:26,
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then the heat wave came due to the afterbirth of Dutch Inventor Mediocre's Smug Cannon
melting although lifesome food stuffs. Leading to Unparalleled Famine and Destructions. Lucky he went on to invent rice really.
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:30,
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In 1746, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Rice Pudding.
He did so as a method of fixing holes in walls but as a laugh told people it was food. What a cunt!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:38,
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I'm still hoping to get my name cleared from that episode
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:26,
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As with all your crimes against humanity. But it won't ever happen!
I heard a rumour that you once travelled to Ulan Bator in search of the fabled seamhorse of alcatraz. When you got there, you discovered that Alcatraz was actually a prison in movies with Nicholas Cage, and is therefore in Hollywood, and not Mongolia. I heard that when you discovered the aforementioned fact you became so tumescent with rage that you set fire to a washing machine and threw it over a house. Thus began the 1911 revolution resulting in the deaths of literally some chinese and mongolian people. I hope you're proud of yourself! However, as I have so far been unable to confirm this 100%, I can't include it in my forthcoming book"The Dutch Inventor Mediocre; Monster or Misunderstood Genius?;Definitely Monster.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:36,
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"literally some"
:D
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44,
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:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:45,
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Lucky for me, books haven't been invented yet
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44,
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Ha! Jokes on you!
I invented them over christmas! Soon the world will know your evil deeds!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47,
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DAYUM
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48,
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hahaha
have something involving giant dogs and our future prime minister
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44,
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ahahahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47,
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Well it is my opinion that anyone who can't handle a pack of dogs doesn't deserve to be prime minister anyway
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:12,
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splendid
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:42,
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Hahaha
He's clearly enjoying a day at the beach there
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:47,
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Nice!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:50,
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That seamburger certainly is not lidl!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:02,
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The shop behind is lidl you foolish man!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:10,
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!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:12,
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HA HA HA HA HA! PIG HEAD BABBY!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:14,
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LOL
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:22,
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I am become deaf; disturbular of vermbs.
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:27,
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Dangerous animals: dangerous.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:34,
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This here forum is a showcase of new and cutting edge photoshop techniques
I haven't seen anything like it anywhere else
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:27,
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Yeah, fuck you worth1000! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:38,
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HA! HA! HA! PHOTOSHOP
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:45,
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FAKE
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23,
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:56,
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*calls the police*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:03,
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:16,
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The hooves aren't rotating.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:18,
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2/5 needs more Buffy
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:35,
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:D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:22,
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CHILICOCK
chilicockchilicockchilicockchilicockchilicock
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:33,
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best thread ever!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:49,
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None of you care... probably
Done to try out new eyes shapes. And because I was playing with CS4's brush creation settings.Click for bigger (135 kb) Again, noone cares....
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:35,
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I care a lot
That's great
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:41,
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:D
And to think I was going to make her blonde. Not on my watch!
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:41,
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Redheads FTW!
phwoar etc
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:43,
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*Dances*
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:18,
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Aphex Twin - I care because you do
nice work
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:45,
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your lines are getting smoother
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Shada ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:59,
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Might be the "custome brush" (emphasis on e) I made;
Or it may be my drawing a rough sketch then tracing it.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:02,
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smooth lines are over-rated :)
scribbles are where it's at ;)
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:19,
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Ooooh...
Hullo beautiful ;)
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:59,
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It's too brown
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:13,
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Nice drawing!
But at your age, you really should be able to colour only inside the lines ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:16,
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this is quite quite lully :)
is her bottom half a squid? I hope so.
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:20,
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I like that
a lot
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:16,
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:15,
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Hi cockalorum
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:23,
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\o/
Starts singing and dancing around *naked
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:33,
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You want to watch all that dancing around naked
the last time you nearly froze your little friend off :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:42,
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Don't worry about that, it fell off.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:57,
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hahahaha
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:34,
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oh my!!
AND GOOD MORNING!
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:36,
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AND A GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO!!
:D why are we shouting?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:41,
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I DON'T KNOW!
MAYBE BECAUSE ITS BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY!! :D
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:44,
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WE SHOULD CALL THIS SHOUTY DAY - PEOPLE SHOULD ALL SHOUT
ESPECIALLY LIBRARY WORKERS!! BUT WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MICHAEL CANE AND BRIAN BLESSED!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:46,
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You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off Who wants to live forever?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:19,
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Oh god no...
my throat is already ravaged from Christmas. Where i spent three days drunk and thorat fucked my self vocally by screaming down the houses and general menancing. Not to mention the elbow and hip ache and the odd puncture marks on my arm. Drunk + Ice = Constant Fail. But i fell over with a crate of beer and saved the beer and did my elbow in making sure a bottle of port didn't impact on the pavement. If only i had as much care for my body as I did for that booze.
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:21,
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i like the use of "menancing" in this context
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:28,
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menancing
me grandad dance.
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:02,
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hmmm
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:54,
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hahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:17,
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Needs more spooj action.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:03,
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'nuf said
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fuckstockings will never go to trial ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:41,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:57,
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Nice!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:58,
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Yep
It's been proven time and time again
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:09,
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Hello b3ta, guess what I got for christmas
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:12,
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A Rubik's cube?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:13,
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You're the closest so far.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:15,
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oh you got one of those magic cubes?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:21,
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^ He was the first one to answer?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:23,
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That's why his answer was the closest
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:36,
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Pubic's lube?
The Australian Museum's rather nice, isn't it?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:16,
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I haven't been there since I was about 12 unfortunately.
I really should get out there again, have you been to the powerhouse in ultimo?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:22,
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Ah, not yet.
Twas the Mk 1's birthday today. I remade the trap door characters in Fimo for her and made little embroidered flags of everywhere she's been. I am all of teh gay today.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:25,
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embrodery ducky?
how well traveled is she? I'd only have two flags :( (Although I'm going to get another one early next year)
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:31,
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Four.
Blighty, Switzerland, Liechtenstein and here. I used to make them for the Mrs and m'self, but I don't do them for me since my rucksack wih them on disappeared...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:34,
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It does look rather
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:26,
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Giant bee...
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Jokel ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:56,
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Ass-rammed?
Congrats with that! ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:13,
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All I said was that I would like some stuffing...
Just glad I didn't ask for any gravy.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:16,
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A husband?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:14,
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"Hello Dave, you're my wife now!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:26,
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a dildo
to stick up your bumhole?
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spesh. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:15,
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A lego racer set?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:22,
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Some Pubes?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:24,
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a gif optimiser?
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:29,
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Take these and see me in a week
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:33,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:40,
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Hahaha nice one
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:22,
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:25,
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a dithering algorithm?
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:35,
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A smack?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:52,
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bad aids?
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weaver. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:02,
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Little bastards!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:11,
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In the wild,
the cat is the christmas tree's only natural predator.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:13,
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^this x 3
for us
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:18,
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Ahhh yes
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:23,
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Wouldn't say I am
b3ta.com/links/411511 Because it is made from particles.
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denki ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:04,
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*angry frowns*
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:11,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:12,
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...?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:13,
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:52,
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*subscribes to angry falcon's newsletter*
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:06,
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I got a spunky lava lamp for Christmas
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:34,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:41,
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That thing is fat!
Even for a baluga whale.
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RarelyEvil ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:59,
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Maddy?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:59,
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Looks remarkably like Mk 1 Borisette
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:10,
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The one on the left?
I see the family resemblance...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:09,
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*blows water angrily from blow-hole*
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:18,
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bwhahahahahha
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:22,
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Ha ha ha... Win!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:19,
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HELLO FISHY
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:06,
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I like the third one best
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:05,
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bob lamp
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:51,
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At least the refills are easy to come by.
'ningles all.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:29,
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FUCK OFF, RIVERGHOST
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:36,
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Good morning puddleapparition
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:32,
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain. ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 5:35,
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You seem to have confused us with
lolcats
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J-Rod chortled as he came ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 6:22,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:31,
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TOPTOAP
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:14,
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Proof positive that Postbear is still up to his old tricks
a real photo of what i saw in the store a few moments ago
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 4:51,
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Postbear time.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 5:03,
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He'll be back.
I think they may have to teach him how to walk again, so it may be a month or more.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 6:08,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HELLO ALL YOU SLIPPERY BUTTERSEXUALS.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:09,
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I love you b3ta
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FIEND ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 3:16,
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gay
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 3:21,
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only for you
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FIEND ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 3:23,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 3:24,
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yeah, baby!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 4:17,
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n nn nnn nn nn nnn nn n nn n n
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 4:27,
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TEH B3TA!!!!11!!!
*loves*
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:54,
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