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[challenge entry] Half-arsed entry


Equation expected to be proven.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# What's this?
Nobody replied? Tsk
Next time, start a new thread without a picture and you will be bombarded with replies*.
*Flames
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Number Theory?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# that is a very large pill
i do hope it's not a suppository
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# An analgesic?
/joke on loan from "Scrubs"
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# *administers 50cc of spang*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# It has to be that big
So that it makes you groan.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# please tell my ex this
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Tells:
"Use a giant Aspirin if you want to numb 'er"
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# well
he certainly gives me a fucking headache
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Works for a pain in the arse too.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Take two fifths of this and call me in the morning . . .
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] honesty is the best policy
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# needs more 5318008
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# yeah
so do i :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Inspired by /links
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# arf
I still reckon he did you know.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# That would be the plot to some interesting sequels!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# i would like to see the sequel
where C3PO is sold into the droid porn industry and forced to make some very unsavoury films and wear a fake moustache
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# well funny you should mention that....
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# not quite what i was thinking
i was imagining things happening to him that make him say "oh dear" repeatedly
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# this is more what i was thinking!
rear entry of the jedi
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# "Ooo, you're such a tart."
"You R2!"
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# funny hahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# NSFW
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Sexylosers is great!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Ain't that tweet . . .
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# arf!
you have 4 mutual friends.
you have 1 droid invitation
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# pfffft!

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
still - you would!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ha hee hoo!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha
class!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
#

It's on the front page?

This is from CollegeHumor.

www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889

(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Eh?
Asides from being another Facebook joke, it's quite funny and not displayed on the page you linked to. So woo!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Well done waz, you found the source of my inspiration.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# You fucking prick.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# You are a twat.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# oh do fuck off
is this your life? looking at pictures people have made and saying "Ooh, that looks similar to something i've seen before, it MUST be stolen!"
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# The inspired by links header kind of gives it away.
It's not quite stolen, more of a cover version.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *click*
a classic XD
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# hahaha
awesome!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Bit late I know
but this gave me my biggest board laff for a very long time.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# She's a milk machine !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# NICE!
wobbly is now back in the pub. Woo
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Wobbly in the pub . . . hold onto your stools !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# i don't like holding onto my stools
i get shitty fingers
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Are you allergic to latex gloves ?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# yes i am
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hold mine then
they are firm and contain 99% pure guinness and turkey.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# they will be black, then
guinness is nasty
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Great gobbling guinness growlers !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# nasal milk is unpleasant
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# That's not is what I was thinking . . .
five times real fast !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Cows sweat via their noses
It's true, learned that from Trivial Pursuit.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# it may be true
but it is also deeply unpleasant
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# milky
goodness
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# She's gone green with her never ending machine !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# i think milk from the nose
would be less nice. Kind of snot milk
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# However . . . it is rich in proteins !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# and noone nicks it
out of the communal fridge
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# The secret is a rare combination . . .
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Milky milk!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# So that's where the 50% fat free slimmed milk comes from . . .
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# sNOT on my farm!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it is . . .
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Now that . . . is what I call "special" delivery !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# lolz:DD
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# M I L K
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# not JUST milk..............lolz too
:D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Got milk . . . buy the bottles !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Who subscribes to B3ta?
Based on this poll here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/sexism/post599806
Here are the ongoing results from the B3tan jury.
Edit: It seems to be settling on a 71%/29% split

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# suits me just fine
it's a sausagefest around here!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# What can we conclude from this?
That blokes are blue and wimmin red. And smaller. And don't waste as much time on the internets. And that Italy is a fine example of the proposition that countries can sometimes have the shape of a boot.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# i'm not a small woman
although i am wearing red
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Damnit. Something must be wrong with the poll

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# there are many men bigger than me
but not bigger than my mate. she's 6ft 9.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I don't know how tall that is in real world centimetres
but I have a feeling it's tall
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# she's been called big bird since she was 9
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *sticks numbers into the foreign measurement calculator*
That's 2 metres 7 cm about.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Wait,
there's girls on the internet?
Cool!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Finger lickin good
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# awesome!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# good :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# But how does it smell?

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# it smells like a fine old lump of
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# or this cheese :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# mmmm
specialty cheese :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# what the mcnugget?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# That must have started out as one funny yolk !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# cycloptic birds for the unpresidented victory :D
if we breed these beasts we'll be unstoppable.

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# one day they will rule the earth
I for one welcome our new rulers !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Yay another quality HD post *glees and fears in equal proportions*
:D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# :D
must be beer o clock ... *wanders off to get a glass*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Stay away from Earth!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Anyone know when his baby is actually due?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I wonder who instained him

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# wrong wrong
wrong
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# he gonna have a mud babby!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
# It'll be the fastest baby....
....IN THE WORLD.

Woo!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# HEY EVERYBODY! MR EDROOM HORSE SAYS IT'S LUNCHTIME! YAY!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# What the deuce.

I already ate my lunch :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# See? You are an evil genius!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# my lunch is yester days sandwich.
MANWICHs for the win.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I don't actually have any lunch as I was at home over christmas and have no food :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD!
I just remembered that my mum gave me tupperware with leftovers in to bring home! FUCK YEAH! I HAVE SAUSAGE PLAIT FOR LUNCH! WOOT!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# not this one but you get the idea of what I'm dealing with here
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# It is no wonder you are so ginger!
It is a well known fact that ginger is a result of eating too much!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# quite the opposite...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# There is a program called Mongolian Terror Trout
on National Geographic Wild right now. This is my new favourite TV name ever!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# This is also simply deception on your part!
The sandwich is in focus, but you are not. You are holding the camera closer to the camera than you are. I bet that is a tiny sandwich and those are in fact those tiny pepperonis you sometimes get on pizzas!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# and I guess I got a tiny computer and a beadle hand and all...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Yes, you do! ;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# muffuletta!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Like, whoah, dude!

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# wow, that's a monster sandwich you have there
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Haaa!
to be honest I've been expecting to see it changed into a massive cock...

although I'm sushi will point out there's already a massive cock in the picture... :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# U CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ha makka ma balls twatch
all athar vawals ara avaratad.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Yh!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ahahahahaha, FUCK!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# The source pic for the eyes scared me!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha, i've seen that before, reminds me of a hammerhead shark
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# today..
i will mostley be eating cold beef sandwiches
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# With lots of mustard?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# no. Pickles
but it was in salt and pepper bread
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# i call it "hangover shopophoting"
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# ASSMUSIC

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# mmmmm
tasty
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It sure is!
I am glad you have commented, as you have taught me everything I know about shopping animals into other animals ;)

Be warned, I reckon the student could be getting better than the teacher now ;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I lay down my mouse
and ready myself to be superseded ... :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together

with jews

From the people that brought you 'I just can't stop loving jews'

/edit: Hello. Is this thing on?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# i thought joos ate hosses?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# In 1945, the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invents the Jew
Thus thwarting the nazi effort to endeavour sleigh rides without jews, and subsequentially ending WWII.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I remember that episode.
It was great! But my favourite one was when The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented rainbow coloured bubbles, but then it was banned by His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie I on the grounds that it was not in fact rainbow coloured but beige. And wasn't in fact bubbles but was a chicken. The Dutch Inventor Mediocre is now in prison awaiting execution by method of death by Penguin.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# No not bloody penguin
it was bad enough yesterday
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# the chocolate biscuit confectionary or the semi aquatic bird creature?
you have come up with my second favourite sentences today on b3ta.. pipped by cockweasle's:
"high on pubes and shitting down the burgerphone"
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# It is actually a chocolate covered semi aquatic bird.
They only exist in 1930s Ethiopia.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# then the heat wave came due to the afterbirth of Dutch Inventor Mediocre's Smug Cannon
melting although lifesome food stuffs. Leading to Unparalleled Famine and Destructions.

Lucky he went on to invent rice really.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# In 1746, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Rice Pudding.
He did so as a method of fixing holes in walls but as a laugh told people it was food. What a cunt!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I'm still hoping to get my name cleared from that episode

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# As with all your crimes against humanity. But it won't ever happen!
I heard a rumour that you once travelled to Ulan Bator in search of the fabled seamhorse of alcatraz. When you got there, you discovered that Alcatraz was actually a prison in movies with Nicholas Cage, and is therefore in Hollywood, and not Mongolia. I heard that when you discovered the aforementioned fact you became so tumescent with rage that you set fire to a washing machine and threw it over a house. Thus began the 1911 revolution resulting in the deaths of literally some chinese and mongolian people. I hope you're proud of yourself!

However, as I have so far been unable to confirm this 100%, I can't include it in my forthcoming book

"The Dutch Inventor Mediocre; Monster or Misunderstood Genius?;
Definitely Monster.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# "literally some"
:D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Lucky for me, books haven't been invented yet

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Ha! Jokes on you!
I invented them over christmas! Soon the world will know your evil deeds!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# DAYUM

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
have something involving giant dogs and our future prime minister
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Well it is my opinion that anyone who can't handle a pack of dogs doesn't deserve to be prime minister anyway

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# splendid
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha
He's clearly enjoying a day at the beach there
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# That seamburger certainly is not lidl!

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# The shop behind is lidl you foolish man!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# !

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA! PIG HEAD BABBY!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I am become deaf; disturbular of vermbs.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Dangerous animals: dangerous.

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# This here forum is a showcase of new and cutting edge photoshop techniques
I haven't seen anything like it anywhere else
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Yeah, fuck you worth1000! ;)

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! PHOTOSHOP

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# FAKE
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
#

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *calls the police*

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# The hooves aren't rotating.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# 2/5 needs more Buffy

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# CHILICOCK

chilicockchilicockchilicockchilicockchilicock
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# best thread ever!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# None of you care... probably
Done to try out new eyes shapes. And because I was playing with CS4's brush creation settings.


Click for bigger (135 kb)

Again, noone cares....
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I care a lot
That's great
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# :D
And to think I was going to make her blonde. Not on my watch!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Redheads FTW!
phwoar etc
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *Dances*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Aphex Twin - I care because you do
nice work
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# your lines are getting smoother
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Might be the "custome brush" (emphasis on e) I made;
Or it may be my drawing a rough sketch then tracing it.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# smooth lines are over-rated :)
scribbles are where it's at ;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Ooooh...
Hullo beautiful ;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# It's too brown
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Nice drawing!
But at your age, you really should be able to colour only inside the lines ;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# this is quite quite lully :)
is her bottom half a squid?

I hope so.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I like that
a lot
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hi cockalorum
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# \o/

Starts singing and dancing around *naked
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# You want to watch all that dancing around naked
the last time you nearly froze your little friend off :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Don't worry about that, it fell off.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# oh my!!
AND GOOD MORNING!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# AND A GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO!!
:D why are we shouting?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW!
MAYBE BECAUSE ITS BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY!! :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# WE SHOULD CALL THIS SHOUTY DAY - PEOPLE SHOULD ALL SHOUT
ESPECIALLY LIBRARY WORKERS!!

BUT WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MICHAEL CANE AND BRIAN BLESSED!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
#
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
Who wants to live forever?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Oh god no...
my throat is already ravaged from Christmas. Where i spent three days drunk and thorat fucked my self vocally by screaming down the houses and general menancing.

Not to mention the elbow and hip ache and the odd puncture marks on my arm. Drunk + Ice = Constant Fail. But i fell over with a crate of beer and saved the beer and did my elbow in making sure a bottle of port didn't impact on the pavement. If only i had as much care for my body as I did for that booze.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# i like the use of "menancing" in this context
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# menancing
me grandad dance.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hmmm
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha:D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Needs more spooj action.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nuf said
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Yep
It's been proven time and time again
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hello b3ta, guess what I got for christmas
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# A Rubik's cube?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# You're the closest so far.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# oh you got one of those magic cubes?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:21, archived)
# ^ He was the first one to answer?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# That's why his answer was the closest
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Pubic's lube?
The Australian Museum's rather nice, isn't it?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I haven't been there since I was about 12 unfortunately.
I really should get out there again, have you been to the powerhouse in ultimo?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ah, not yet.
Twas the Mk 1's birthday today. I remade the trap door characters in Fimo for her and made little embroidered flags of everywhere she's been. I am all of teh gay today.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# embrodery ducky?
how well traveled is she? I'd only have two flags :( (Although I'm going to get another one early next year)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Four.
Blighty, Switzerland, Liechtenstein and here. I used to make them for the Mrs and m'self, but I don't do them for me since my rucksack wih them on disappeared...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:34, archived)
# It does look rather
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Giant bee...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Ass-rammed?

Congrats with that!

;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# All I said was that I would like some stuffing...

Just glad I didn't ask for any gravy.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:16, archived)
# A husband?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# "Hello Dave, you're my wife now!"
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)
# a dildo
to stick up your bumhole?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# A lego racer set?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Some Pubes?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# a gif optimiser?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Take these and see me in a week
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha nice one
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# a dithering algorithm?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:35, archived)
# A smack?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# bad aids?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Little bastards!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:11, archived)
# In the wild,
the cat is the christmas tree's only natural predator.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# ^this x 3
for us
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Ahhh yes
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Wouldn't say I am
b3ta.com/links/411511
Because it is made from particles.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# *angry frowns*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# ...?

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# *subscribes to angry falcon's newsletter*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I got a spunky lava lamp for Christmas
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:34, archived)
#








(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:41, archived)
# That thing is fat!
Even for a baluga whale.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Maddy?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Looks remarkably like Mk 1 Borisette
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:10, archived)
# The one on the left?
I see the family resemblance...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:09, archived)
# *blows water angrily from blow-hole*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)
# bwhahahahahha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Win!

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:19, archived)
# HELLO FISHY
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:06, archived)
# I like the third one best

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:05, archived)
# bob lamp
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:51, archived)
# At least the refills are easy to come by.
'ningles all.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:29, archived)
# FUCK OFF, RIVERGHOST
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Good morning puddleapparition

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 5:35, archived)
# You seem to have confused us with
lolcats
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 6:22, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/28311186@N06/4219785115/sizes/o/
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:31, archived)
# TOPTOAP

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Proof positive that Postbear is still up to his old tricks
a real photo of what i saw in the store a few moments ago

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Postbear time.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 5:03, archived)
# He'll be back.
I think they may have to teach him how to
walk again, so it may be a month or more.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 6:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HELLO ALL YOU SLIPPERY BUTTERSEXUALS.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I love you b3ta
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 3:16, archived)
# gay
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# only for you
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 3:24, archived)
# yeah, baby!

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 4:17, archived)
# n nn nnn nn nn nnn nn n nn n n
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 4:27, archived)
# TEH B3TA!!!!11!!!
*loves*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)

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