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# "Dance, dance, WHEREEVER you may be, I am the Lord with loose pants" said he!


I can see Hull from here!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# not that loose
they haven't fallen down yet
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Give him time!
He saves that for the grand finale!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I CAN'T WAIT! I NEED NAKED JESUS NOW!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
Love this!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Hull is indeed quite near this image
Why don't you send it to the Vatican as a Xmas gift?
I am sure some cardinal will have a wank over it
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Fucknows, I was bored...
I was bored...
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# oh shit o.o
frightening and woo
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# that's more than a little disturbing
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# reminds me
of a "horror" film called eat and run
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Jesus!
Can't stop watching, in the hope the chair might break
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Like that?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Oh yes!
your work is done : D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha, perfect!
ta!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# can't undo
: D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# tis the stuff of nightmares
woo
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I love his lipstick where did he get it from?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Like the way you've done that
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# 0_o
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Awwww
Lassie would be so much better if it was a snail.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# and probably
a lot happier down a well
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# "What's that Snailie? Little Timmy's trapped in the old mine! 32 years ago!?"
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# 'applauds'
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Haha!

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# That child is very small and very ginger
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# chris evans is looking younger
:)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hello, doggy. Wuf wuf wuf.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Henry the Giant Land Snail...
.. Taught young Anne Robinson how to Wink Slowly!

Great work claps!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hurrah!
A woo, a yay, and a rare houplah for you m'laddio.

And it is now my desktop pic.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# snails cause ginger
but the naff clothes were the kid's own fault
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# ^ Ginger Tosser
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Ginger!
With matching chickens, trousers AND spectacles! Hoorah!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# cichlids
Photobucket
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Bearded fish, eh?
I've seen a few of those.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Do they
hang out with bearded clams?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
#
Tell me about it, stud
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# WATE are you my fluffer for the evening
because if so this is going to be a long night.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Promises
......promises
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I took my cod liver oil capsules so my wrist joint will be nice and flexible
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# High class fishy facewear
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hope they are novelty moustaches :D
love your drawings.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# technically
they are where novelty moustaches are harvested from
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Ah so the Christmas Cracker Theory is taking shape :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# The first line
clearly says "Jesus". And as we all know, the fish was the sign of early Christianity.

No idea of the symbolism of the beard though.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# *grows legs*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *glees*
cichlids all come orginally from one late in South America:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Oh yes!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Fab!

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Fuck you James Cameron
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I don't want to watch Avatar because Woody and Buzz aren't in it.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# It's like Ice Age IV: IN SPACE!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# SOMEONE POISONED THE WATERHOLE.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# SOMETHING SOMETHING.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Woody and Buzz sounds like a new range of sex toys :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# giant blue cats
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Yes, they are.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Should we have an argument now or what?
You start.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# NO U
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I am 10/10 angry right now!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I enjoyed it.
I might even give it 4 zelts.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# so photorealistic :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# this is quite funny
But there is no prophesy mentioned in avatar, I'm afraid you fail.

I also suggest you upgrade to Microsoft paint 'windows 7 edition', you'll find it much more suited to realising 'your' vision.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# windows 7 paint is shit
you can't even do transparent backgrounds anymore
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I wouldn't mind but the adverts said they'd improved paint
as far as I can tell they've just prettied up the menus and taken out the transparency.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Maybe people complained about the transparency.
Maybe because they couldn't see it?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# That's what improvement is

prettier buttons
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
the animal bottom right is awesome.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# "Stand your ground!"
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I noticed that too.
But have you noticed how much Sigourney Weaver's character says Parker?

Cameron has a thing for Yaphet Kotto, I'm sure.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
:D woo animals HELKP
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Meh
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Pissing around, I am
I am
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# catjumping.tiff
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# swap.avi
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# What's your favourite file extension
I like .xlsx because I try and say it and it hurts me.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I guess dot ogg is pretty cool. I don't like Ogg Vorbis, but it's fun to say dot ogg.
Dot ogg.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Only trolls use .ogg files
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Ogg Speex. That's class.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ,RAR!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# My ancient PMP (pre-colour iPods) can play .ogg
But I've never actually had a .ogg to take advantage of this fact.

I still tell everyone I meet though. Makes me feel cool and a bit edgy. Also gives opportunity to say dot ogg.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# XCELESEX!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# haha
geeen
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Oh dear...
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# oh dear, indeed
*SPANG*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# i am bored ;D weeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# yees.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# propelled by shit
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# WooYaarrrrr!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# :DD
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# RRAARRRGGH!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I like this rather a lot :)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# very charming and cute
also nice work on the background with the doodles. even though this adds something quite disturbing to Bob.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It wasn't actually based on bob to start off with
It just went in that direction
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# alright then
still there is something SM about him- maybe the mouth and the eyes.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# must be the lips
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# This is nice
plus, I've just seen an inverted rainbow.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# The inverted rainbow represents God's promise that He will kill again.
The picture is indeed nice.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# You're holding the camera upside down
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Flat on your back!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# It's a circumzenithal arc, bro. Pretty neat, I guess.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Yup
What's more, it's possibly a double.
The primary rainbow had "horns" and a concentric secondary rainbow.

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# That some kern arc?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *reads up on Kern arcs*
Didn't appear to be a complete circle but then, didn't really check. Would be cool if it was though, those things are RARE.
Edit : might be parhelia (sun dogs) around the sun, with a circumzenithal arc above.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I thought about sun dogs, but they're not as interesting as kern arcs.
I refuse to believe.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Have you been on the inverted alcohol again?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hey there, bub
or was he bob? all you bubble dragonlings look alike
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# no its bob
bub is the green one. i hear the theme tune playing on my mind already.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# argh me too
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# stunning
goodness *clicks*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# That's rather lovely
and quite sexy, if I may say so.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# nice :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# this am woo
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# that's lovely :)
edit

bubble bobble!!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Gimpemon
I choose you!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# That's lovely
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# awesome!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for competition


You should see the director's cut...
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# The Directors cut!
Quick! Get him a plaster!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Dude, that was over hours ago.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# bring on the mobius strippers!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I tried to make a moebius strip once
Couldn't quite finish it though.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# a bit late but,
that's jolly good!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Anybody else as trepid as I about New Year?

'ning b3ta!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# lolz :DD
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I've got a feeling....
that tonights going to be a bit shite..
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Haha
It's funny cos it's true :)/:( *clicks*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# This year is going to be really shit
A house party with wine tasting turned into 6 blokes getting pissed together
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# thats
what they deserve
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# woah
nice tan.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Oh you horrible, horrible man!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# This is the sine of the times :D
Oh I nearly forgot *spang*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I'm Rissing - sorry
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Her tan line is the same pattern as y=tan x


B3ta = Edutainment!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Oh...
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (breaths) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.....................................................
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Ha
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hee
:)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ho
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Oy!
That's no way to talk the lady in the picture!!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# well that's good
i thought it was a reference to spunk

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# that looks more like she's been in the sun sinh to me
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# my testicles just retracted because I laughed to hard.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# "If I could turn back time.."
/shit 80s music.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# mmmmmm the video...
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# * Performs Heimlich Maneuver on k3b/-\bs arse

There you go mate!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Huzzah my testicles return
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Win!

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I like her cos-tume
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Gimme a sec to think up another pun.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Ughhh, another triggin' awful pun!
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# TAAAAAN!!! :D
Morning board!

I'm currently sitting at my desk at work with an unexpected rock hard willy, totally unrelated to the image above.

What has taken you by surprise this week?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I was walking down the street when a horse fell on me.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I was cleaning my horse catapult when it suddenly went off.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaarggghhhh
What is seen cannot be ...........
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Are the Sales still on?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# rodents with birds??
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Shocking.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# ELECTRO TITS!
MorNing all, I am at work, BUT:

1. We won the cricket!

and

2. Avatar is actually quite good!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Ning
I am abnormally compelled to reply to a post,

I think it is because I am also at work and am empathetic

and also we won the cricket
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hello. I agree on both counts.
Swann is now ranked third in the world. Broad seventh.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# swann is
rapidly becoming englands most successful spin bowler which is nice
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# He has been fucking cracking this year!
Couple of stats for you, courtesy of this mornings Grauniad.

He has taken 52 wickets this year. The first ever English spinner to take 50 wickets or more in a calendar year.

He has a career strike rate of 60.9. The best rate of any England spinner with more than 20 wickets since the Second World War (which The Dutch Inventor Mediocre started by the way).
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hello, JJ.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Are you rubbing your thighs?
I'm rubbing my thighs.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# What, like this?

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# That is not his thigh.
Wobbly Bloke scores 2/10 on Anatomy.

Next Round: The Invention of Sporks....
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# With more shame.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Playin' Dead Space.
Shootin' some jerks.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# nice tits :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)
# What is wrong with your tit?
He looks possessed!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# tit flu :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
TITS ON ACID
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# So that's what Satan's tits look like

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# 6/10 needs more seams

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Thank you
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# What a marvellous pair of tits there, Tony.
Yus Rutchy nothing luke lovely pawr of bouncing tuts, inluke those balody pudgons that Bull keeps.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Very slow this morning,
so have another version of the one down there
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Morning all
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Ahhh!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I have no idea what it is
but I bet it would make an awesome hat.
Would anyone like to see an unshopped pic of a kitten in a new thread?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# NO
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# k
I'll upload it now!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# morn'
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# 'Ning!
*stares with fixed grin*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:17, archived)
# Nice
whatzit. (Is it Dutch?)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:18, archived)
# It's a fiik
*fucked if I know*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Cool
call it a carrot.

Edit Chimp+Parrot. you should probably compo it while you're at it.



;)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Surely
Parrot+chimp=Pimp?
might work on that one.....
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:34, archived)
# True
But it's orange.

So I suppose you're right.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:35, archived)
# It looks Scottish to me
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:06, archived)
# It's lovely and happy and I like it for my collection.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:36, archived)
# Aye!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Thankyou Mr Hai. Also
found this lurking 'twixt the sprouts

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:42, archived)
# I really have to go to bed
and I certainly don't have time to shop that into space invaders, no matter how much I want to.

Top turtle!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:46, archived)
# A good one that makes me itchy.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 7:05, archived)
# This
makes my skin crawl

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 7:11, archived)
# Elephantastic!
Ivory much like it.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 7:22, archived)
# Tsk tsk
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 7:23, archived)
# My kids fear this.
Also, SA all out!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Is that a baboons arse?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:05, archived)
# oh hi prodigy..
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# haha I was about to say that before I noticed the username -
they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# yup I'm a cheap eclectech rip off :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hmmmm. I appear to have pissed in someone's cornflakes
and also to have been mistaken for someone who gives a toss
Didn't realise there was a monopoly on shopping animal pictures (see posts above)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# please take your head out of your arse

cheers
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# *duly removes head from arse*
If I find an amusing picture of an animal on the interweb, would it be ok to photoshop it please

Pretty please?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# you dropped yer dummy sweetheart

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Lost something?
Sense of humour maybe?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I'm the one lacking a sense of humour?
..you're laughable
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# How does one call a truce here?
*waves white flag*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I saw something like this earlier
And I'm not taking the piss, I just got seduced.


oops! I meant to post into the thread.

Flame me horribly.


Really really sorry Mofaha.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:18, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Thanks
I'm grateful, but I'd have tried to delete and repost if I had thought I'd have got away with it.

:)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Who cares. it's 5:30am
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:25, archived)
# I'm sure there's somebody who cares
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:28, archived)
# gob.jpg is my favourite gob.jpg.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Clearly a man of refined tastes.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:30, archived)
# I saw her in movie b
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Well maybe everybody else has gone to bed
and I'd've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:45, archived)
# she ame mad ov angels
purple angels.

this lieks I does.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Cheeers.
It took AAAAAges, I'm completely out of practice.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:49, archived)
# next time make the angles heliotrope.
I am sure this will aid you in these matters.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Lovely
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Gorgeous.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Aw, pretty.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Also,
Just submitted the biggest paper I've ever written.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# AAU
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:57, archived)
# I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs
they're calling again
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Calling Uncle Huey
On the great white telephone to England?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Frasier has left the building
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:09, archived)
# u filtard
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Bam Margera in 10 years.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:08, archived)
# ahahahahah
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:11, archived)
# actress1 is my favourite actress.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:09, archived)
# I liked her in movie b
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Naw your taste in films is awful. Movie b was trash.
Movie n was great though.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:11, archived)
# ...saw one of these earlier and had to chime in
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Nnnnnnnnnng
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# ALSO 2 FOXES JUST WENT AT IT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
NOISEY LITTLE BASTARDS
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:33, archived)
# george michael, yes?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# ...on the inside, for sure
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)
# \o/
postbear is in the house!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# hello mr. ant.
ashally, i'm in the hut.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
# a sexy, sexy hut no doubt
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Mmmmm
Pizza
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Hey hey
saw you singing the praises of Dilaudid down the page. Fucking right :)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Three words that should never go together.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:04, archived)
# It's fucking huge!
Woo.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Excellently done!
Yeah and I probably still wood.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# well shes certainly good for something...
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
# exactly what I was thinking...
keeping the inside of my fish tank clean
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# no....................
blow jobs
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Oh come on...
Even MY enormous tallywhacker would get lost in a gob like that.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# It's good
and deeply disturbing.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Rags optional.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:03, archived)
# BE READY FOR SHIT PICTURES
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Get a photo of me with this shit.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:11, archived)
# now with musiiiiic
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:24, archived)
# :D
congrats on the FP
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# CHEERS!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
# this scares me now
can someone post something else :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:15, archived)
# tired...bed....nite all
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:34, archived)
# BUBLABUBLABUBLA
burlap.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:32, archived)
# durr hurr hurrrrrr
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Cuthbert!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:45, archived)
# : D making this...is part of an ongoing film o be...


just done this so far...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U_YQaEnAk
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Fucking yes, cats, fuck. Nice one, tits.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# : D
ta
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Only now do I realise how much this post makes it look like I have tourettes.
Especially if you don't know Faceburger used to be called tits.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# yes, i pondered that for a mo :)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# fuck yes, all of these anims you do are fecking brilliant
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Top
Cat!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Ace!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Yeah!!
Mouse albumen has always been my favourite.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# /links mo-fo!
:P J/K
*clicks*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# awesome.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Mr. Mouse is going to be a tasty treat !
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# good stuff. new name?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Fantastic!
The voice suits him, The evil kitteh
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# TITS! YOU'RE BACK! :D :D :D :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# backtits, ewww!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# : D
lol
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Yes yes yes!
Woo, yay, houpla, panowie!!!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:41, archived)
# that is shit
just didnt want your ego to get too big* :D xxx
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Fantastic!
I like your animations.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:22, archived)
# NICE
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Aww the poor ickle mouse :(
But I echo the sentiments of the above FUCK YEAH! Glad you figured out the YouTube uplaod codez :D Now you'll go ballistic with your popularity which can only be a good thing - remember us poor mortals when you're famous - or should that be famouse?

*click*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# yay mr.tits has returned
fantastic work :)
*clicks
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# This is sooperb.
Have a NYE clickage:

*cleek* =D
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 8:52, archived)
# hahah
that egg looks like a mouse
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Thuprub!
p.s. Did grey bloke do the voiceover?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Did myself...
Will look into getting actors to do it, in good time. For now I just distort my voice with a kaos pad: D
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Haha
exactly what I do when I record my voice =)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 6:55, archived)
# tits o´clock! woo!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Poor mouse!
*replaces mouse with egg* take that stupid cat
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Great
Lovely drawing style and spot on animation. Looking forward to the feature film
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# fantastic stuff...
good to have you back!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# hmmff
Photobucket
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# jeebus!
telling the news like it is
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
#
大聲笑
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Haha!
How the hell did you figure that one out?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# It literally means "loud voice laugh"
I like that.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Speak of the devil...
How did your exams go, dude?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Aha :)
I think I would have fared better in a car crash than I did in my last Chinese exam. Still. Chin up.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Plenty of time, you're still a young fellow-me-lad
Hell, I got as far as being able to pronounce pinyin but then realised I didn't actually know any Chinese words.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Well that's something
You could work for the BBC as a how-to-pronounce-chinese-peoples-names-because-you-always-fucking-get-it-wrong consultant.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# You're damn right
It's so annoying hearing sports commentators pronouncing names wrongly, considering how easy it is to learn.

His name is Ding JunHui not Ding Jun Weeeeeeee!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Haha, yeah. The other is even worse
Ling Wen-bow.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I'm not sure if Chinese soccer captain Li Tie had his name pronounced right the whole time he was in the UK
But then he chose Everton so I've very little sympathy.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I don't understand why Ding Junhui, or his manager or whatever, has never said anything
Even the announcer guy gets it wrong every time a session starts.

He looks quite a troubled man and I reckon that's why.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I could be wrong, but...
the referee [Jan Ver Haas?] seems to get it right but the commentators still get it wrong.
Still, Hazel Irvine wouldn't get kicked out of bed over such a technicality. :)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# this, I did not know
I do not want to take credit for linguistic genius, when none is deserved. I am but a humble mono-lingual USAian
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# First is "da" - big.
Second is "sheng" - voice
And third is "xiao" - laugh

Tell all your friends.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Yeah I get that bit...
But I can't thing how three Chinese syllables would spell out what you spelled out.

Where Zelterguist when you need him?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I wonder if this means I'm on ignore and greedydave's forgotten.
Also: a new spelling of my name. I like it.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Pffft
I didn't thing that was new. I thought everyone surreptitiously called you that! :)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Tends to be geist or giest
But I quite like guist.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Ah Oops
Kind of shot myself in the foot there. My apologies, wo pengyou.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# ah so
格拉斯考克?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Wrong si, bro.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# google translation
fail
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Oh fuck
oooooooh fuck
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Ooooffffff
Too soon! Too soon!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Oh shit
You just fucking went there. YOU WENT THERE.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# oooof
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Nicely executed.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# a late night injection of humour?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Something in that vein.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:43, archived)
# china is certainly testing its place in the world.
this should be an interesting decade to come.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# In other news: Beijing.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# too brown
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I looked it up.
8e7453
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# heh.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I have a similar one for TOAP.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)

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