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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)

That's lousy

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)

I know

Oh well

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)

Beetle luck next time... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)

These puns bug me

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)

no, this is

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)

Let's hope he gets taken to court

so we can begin flea bargaining

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)

i love that joke

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)

hee hee

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:02, archived)

The Bullring

(noodle_pot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)

ha ha that works quite well :D

even though it makes your eyes go a bit funny after a few seconds.
Plus: Am I the only person in the word who reads that sign as CAFE NERD. every time I see it...without fail. I usually get a Bonus chuckle if someone is sat at a window table using a laptop

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)

I want to know why they felt the need for the second "F"

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:57, archived)

There is probably already a Cafe Nero/Nerd

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:00, archived)

Hay, hay, don't be talking no smack talk about cafe nero - they do a good coffee

(well, sometimes, depending on the one that makes it..)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)

'Caffè Nero', with two 'f's, is the Italian for 'black coffee'.

They also (IMHO) do the best coffee of any of the coffee chains. Lush leather armchairs as well.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)

I'm liking this, nice one fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)

Shock revelation about a 'giant' of classical music!

Click for bigger (125 kb)

Haydn - an elephant?

(in-knock-you-us, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)

Haha I started on one of those yesterday. Same source pic and all (mind you that's about the only Haydn source out there!)

but realised that I'm rubbish at face swapping and gave up.

Have a woo for your persistence.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)

You gave us a good Haydn

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)

we couldn't Handel it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)

Something something something Rimsky Korsakov

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)

that's good - I'll add it to the Liszt

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:32, archived)

Go on my _MendelsSohn!

/deliberately going for the most forcibly contrived puns blog

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)

I'll get you Bach for that one.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)

You should get him back often.

or Offenbach...

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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:38, archived)

Hmm

Always the one to try and Shu_bert horn one in...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)

Well...

You have to try and make the Moz_art of these things, son't you?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:41, archived)

Set phasers to SPANG

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)

'NING

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:56, archived)

hahahhahaha, awwww....

nings Mr F, and nings all

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:59, archived)

He does as well.

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zoldergoose, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:02, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm renet

news

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:01, archived)

Yum. Tasty...*

* May contain lies.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:17, archived)

oh christ

I bet that tastes like Hershey's

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:21, archived)

Nothing can taste that bad surely?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:29, archived)

the only confectionery known to mankind that tastes like the smell of vomit

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:30, archived)

christ that stuff is disgusting

I know of several Americans who have come over here and eaten our chocolate like they'd just found Jesus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:50, archived)

mmm

Creamy Jesus

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:02, archived)

we should get that at communion

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:03, archived)

They should move with the times, man

The body of Christ, the blood of Christ and the Poo of Christ

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:03, archived)

hahaha

*closes Cadbury's Philadelphia*

EDIT: fuck it...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:30, archived)

your sig puzzles, intrigues and scares me in equal meansure

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:34, archived)

Daily Fail headline from last week

about Giles Coren

It tickled me in it's outragousness

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)

Haha

I mean, it's ok to suggest killing him, but sexual contact? OMGYOUSICKFUK

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:07, archived)

I did take a photo of the Daily Fail once;

12 other newspapers all around it talking about some celeb gossip and the Daily Fail quoting "39 FOREIGN MURDERS LET INTO OUR COUNTRY!" as their main headline.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)

That'd probably be quite nice

It'd taste like chocolate cheesecake

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:34, archived)

Cheeeeeeeeeese!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:32, archived)

They already took my vegemite and called it isnack 2.0

I don't care about anything anymore

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:41, archived)

Don't you mean MARmite?

*runs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:42, archived)

No, they took my vegemite, mixed philadelphia cheese into it and named it isnack 2.0

I'm not joking and I'd appreciate your understanding.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:52, archived)

isnack 2.0

eh?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:54, archived)

damn

I just looked that up.. you have my sympathy mate :(

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:18, archived)

I can't find it on wikipedia

isnack 2.0 redirects to vegemite, and there is no trace of isnack 2.0 in the article or the discussion.

I think they're trying to wipe it from human conscousness.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)

here

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2009/sep/28/vegemite-isnack-2-0

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:06, archived)

Thanks

Not so I can read about it again, but so that people in the UK can realise that the jokes they are about to make could well become actual products.

I'd say for better or for worse, but I'm sure everyone reading this understands which side of the scale they'l land on. isnack 2.0. HEED THIS WARNING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)

that sounds dreadful

therefore my missus would love it

We recently got Marmite flavoured cheese which is almost as bad

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)

ugh, that sounds horrible.....

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:00, archived)

quick off the mark there Toasty

I was going to do something similar
If they dare change it in any way...

American Chocolate is WRONG!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)

fuck kraft, fuck them in their fat american arses.

*even though i've not eaten chocolate for 16 years*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)

you're a stronger man than I

fuck Kraft!

that's like CarCraft - but different

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)

not eating chocolate is still much nicer than American vile chocolate sick from hell

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)

good call sir

Even I - I diehard Chocaholic draw the line at Hersheys....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)

Rats.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)

haha

nicely done

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)

Oh. :( RIP Cadbury's.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)

I was compelled

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)

I AM STILL NOT INTIMIDATED

PISS AWAY, GIANT CONCRETE BOY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)

see how his lazsers are warming up

I cannot sleep

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)

Cherubs didn't have bikes!

They had to jog everywhere they went. That's why they're huge.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:26, archived)

^ This

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:55, archived)

HOW'S THIS THEN?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 6:37, archived)

lasers are good.

ALSO: VOMITBEAMS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:57, archived)

YES!

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)

I sense doom here.

This can't be good.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)

yes probably

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgIou3kfXK4
he has the look of manevolant glee I havent seen since those dancing chicken girls.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)

They were indeed horrific fun.

I cackled with glee every time they showed up.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:12, archived)

ahh happy days

I looked for a link but ... i think i remeber
edit : sadly not i got as far as eclectech.co.uk/ and gave up

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:14, archived)

DUKE OF PRUNES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:20, archived)

fucking web site's fucking gone

web.archive.org/web/20070812005822/www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/chickengirl/chickengirl2.html

three cheers for the internet archive

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)

aggghhh fuck the tiny tim one shitting hell

web.archive.org/web/20070727164658/www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/chickengirl/chickengirl4.html

GOOD. FUCKING. TIMES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:28, archived)

hahaha

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 6:32, archived)

Good hunting, Hare!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:29, archived)

ahh this takes me back

I have some crazy memory of tulips for some reason
web.archive.org/web/20070812143522/www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/chickengirl/chickengirl3.html
*glees*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:29, archived)

ahh yes

ty

i think its time for me to have enouther go at sleeping

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)

Broken links for all instances. Arses.

edit:
Had a version on file, but on shitty white background. I updated it to transparent.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)

HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:31, archived)

DANCING! ALL NITE DANCING!

ALSO
Grinning

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:38, archived)

agh damn firefox, chicken girl keeps changing her dance tempo

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 6:46, archived)

He looks disappointed

Have we disappointed him?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:06, archived)

Disappointed? Am I the only one to see the elephant in the room?

Look at his junk.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:09, archived)

looks a bit like an

eeyore

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:33, archived)

In my exam revision

I just hope I got it roughly right..

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)

ELEPHANTS, YeAH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)

Good go!

Woo and clicked.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)

There's more to this!

The bottom says elephant but I cannot read the rest! ARGH!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:35, archived)

Theory of Computation*

Part of that is a stack, it should (if I got it right) only hit success with the string 'elephant'. Thats all I'm afraid

* yes, about as fun as it sounds

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:41, archived)

It's been a while but,

The start state is the butt, and e takes you to the eye, upside down T is I don't know what, but e takes you back to the butt and so on. Funky e could be a terminal and upside down T could be a non terminal but you can't hide an elephant from me, no sir.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:47, archived)

Ooh close

Upside down T is the symbol for the bottom of the stack. The e thing is an empty..ness.. in this case it occurs at the end of 'elephant' to force you to end in the eye which has a dot because its the final (accept/success) state.
Oops, that got rather wordy.

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)

Oh not at all. I bet a few people are looking for acceptable strings that are not "elephant"

Like (going out on a limb here) the null string?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)

I'm sure there are some

I'm hoping the stack use will stop that, since you can only transition if a particular symbol is at the top of it. Just noticed, it accepts ephant.

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)

www.everyonegohome.com/2009/07/oliver-humanzee.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)

afk, watching humanzee documantaries

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)

HE LOOKS MORE LIKE A FUCKING BEAR OR SOMETHING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK BEARS ANYMORE.

IT'S THE RULES.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C6NkRUbI38&feature=related

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)

sorry oliver, latest studies show you're just a chimp

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:27, archived)

The last part of that documentary was horrible

He's trying to walk on his knuckles so the other chimps will accept him but they still don't.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 6:18, archived)

That's presidential running mate material if you ask me.

Sarah Palin/Humanzee 2012!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:11, archived)

Someone would be mad as a wet hen if that was the ticket.

I'd say 'more mad' or 'madder', but that's unpossible.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)

ARGH! A Bachman creature!

RUN AWAY!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)

She knows she's smarter than any chimpanzee.

Too bad she's wrong about that. LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:50, archived)

I can only see those letters as

The noise it makes while it glides eerily across the courtyard consuming all in its path. Its a thing of wonderment woo yay

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)

his leg interrupted by Beauty ! I guess

Click for bigger (137 kb)

(haveaniceday, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)

That's one buff motherfucking cherub

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)

Paedo!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)

that's not what I meant :((

the little fucker's pumped! he looks like he could beat the shit out of me

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

Or crush you with his oversized head.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:19, archived)

I watched this doco last week

www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2009/06/liam_hoekstra_the_world_strong.html
it's in youtube if you want to see it.

Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, that was news to me..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)

Maybe his cock had just shrink.

Have you edited this?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)

Just in case.

We can all rest easy now. Actually E1bow works inhumanly fast. =D

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)

OH SHIT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:50, archived)

FRESH

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:20, archived)

Oh HELLA TO THE YES.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:21, archived)

The sexiest lion!

/autocomplete

The shoes make this.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)

FRESH CHERUB PISS!

Get it while its hot.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)

This is not fresh, but they have rats

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-sD2zsePg

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)

is Danny Plotnick a good thing?

I was just reading about him and I am not sure
he's persistent, if nothing else

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)

maybe I'm just not alternative enough or punk enough or skate enough or something enough

or is there more to it than these are my friends and this is their band and look I've got a super eight?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)

IT WAS THE 80's

My fucking connection is dead. Plotnick. I don't have a clue.

The 80's were kind of stupid. Except for the rats.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:09, archived)

he's still making fucking films.

short fucking films.

with a fucking super eight.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:20, archived)

pfft. dream on bitches

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAVbIBwKWo

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:35, archived)

heather mills child?

(JoePesky, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:40, archived)

he must have revenge!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)

I can quit anytime, I just dont feel like it

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)

Mainline that shit!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)

Neckmouth!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)

*raises hand*

can I change my answer? this is what I really want to be up there^^^

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:49, archived)

I'll put this here instead of editing or alsoing it in above then.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:52, archived)

And I'll counter with a terrible pun.

There once was a cheap asshole who named his cat "Payment". He had horrible allergies and visits to the doctor were irritating the cheap asshole, so his wife suggested that they simply defur Payment.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)

Would

And ass probably dick up the twat nose.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)

Oh slut ffs, slut how pussy do you honkey turn this shitting thing damn off?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)

broken cuss-o-matic® ?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

Stupid firefox tourettesmachineextreme. Fixed it now.

That was getting annoying.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

this is cool!

Why doesnt it work for me?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)

You're doing it wrong?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)

umm, I guess so?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)

This avatar thing is really getting out of hand.

Although I prefer the first, the legitimacy of the nose makes it all the more wrong.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:11, archived)

WELL, THIS IS INSANE

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)

This picture makes me swallow a lot.

Please don't alter yawning, you could kill us.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)

Offensive paint job

I'll get my coat

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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:48, archived)

*burns embassy with peanut oil*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:49, archived)

NOOOOOOO

- someone might have peanutmeat allergies!

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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)

"lard"

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:52, archived)

dripping?

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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:53, archived)

dripping *and* burning

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)

I knew I'd get flamed....

*hides*

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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:56, archived)

oh no.

That would take some effort and you're really not worth it.

(twattybanjo, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:10, archived)

I'm really not :)

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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 7:23, archived)

YUM YUM!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:56, archived)

LOAM PUSHERS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:12, archived)

MY LOAMY PEAT HAS SOME SAND IN IT. HOW WOULD I CLASSIFY THIS?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:17, archived)

YOU GOT RIPPED OFF, MAN

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)

MY GOD POUTS ON THE COVER OF THE MAGAZINE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:12, archived)

Always be careful when telling jokes in the office.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)

Business meetings: No time for jokes, got to business. Get money. Sell profits. Buzz words.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)

NO FUCKING FROGS

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Shlvng, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)

NONE. NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE TELLS YOU.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)

People say nutmeat is not meat it is meat of nuts

and they are not wrong

(

Shlvng, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)

halp imma bein raped to deth

(

Shlvng, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)

I agree with him!

BLAAAAAAARGHH!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)

Yes, but does it work with snakes?

Then we'd be talking serious business potential.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

Bush

No, I think humanzees have more brains than that creature.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

is this something to do with AIDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

That's what she said! But they have had a hard time understanding it.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)

NO FROGS. MORE DICK.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)

IT IS WHAT THEY BOTH DO BEST.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)

C'MON EVERYBODY, WE GOT QUILTING TO DO!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)

WOW

Glad to know the PM of Canada needs to sell more dick

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)

yeah it originally said "sell less dick"

you can probably tell from some of the pixels.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)

SOULLESS DICKS

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:19, archived)

YES!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)

I fucking love this

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)

Hahaha!

Innovative.

However, I see no elephants.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)

hmm yes, no frogs

I struggle with the concept

but i try

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)

hehhhehhhehhhehhhh

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)

BINGO WINGS!

Sounds profitable to me.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)

I should really have a flapping animation on that one

for emphasis

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)

Having things still can also be effective.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)

oh dear

ohhhh... molden lead
edit : retires for the evening

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)

CYA

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)

catnips

lololol!!!1!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:48, archived)

Froging fucks!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)

WHERE R ALL THE REAL MEN ON THIS SITE...I AM TIRED OF ALL THE FAKES....PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVER CONTACT YOU TO SAY SOMETHING..U WRITE THEM AND THEY DELETE U...THAT MEANS YOU AREN'T A GENTLEMEN....I GUESS ALL THOSE ARE DEAD AND GONE!!!!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)

OH FUCK!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)

Liking this new Tahkcalb direction.

I laugh and everything.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)

Thx. Some of these ideas accumulate into more than one offs.

Sourcing good heads and situations is a limiting factor to
really burning thru a few dozen for this AnimalBiz thing.
Ran into the same problem with Teh T'ittens.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)

that dog is up to no good

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)

I work with someone exactly like that rabbit

and she's as annoying - just eat their young already

(

ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)

hahahaha

rabbit tickled my funny bone

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)

I WANT millions from a fool or anyone! Or at least one million so my husband can quit work & I can get dental implants & a home. Also I want to help our church & others. But I know I don't stand a chance, so congratulations to all those that have. I just hope you do some good with it. But even though I "ain't got money", I am rich with family, friends & love.

(

Shlvng, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)

What the fuck are dental implants?

(Not that I want to sound unsympathetic)

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)

dunno

probably mouth daffodils

(

Shlvng, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)

False teeth that are bound directly to the bone with steel pins which are glued into holes in your jaw

LOL, look
www.dentgroup.com.tr/english/images/haberler/5_implant.jpg

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)

Ouch.

On balance, I'd rather have a home.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:01, archived)

Fangs, I would hope.

Perhaps with poison glands?

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)

Oh, right. What Pedro said. Not fangs. No, no.

""I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon onto your chest to crush those who disobey you ... But I guess we're just two different people..."

"Octagonal bodies, and highway ramps for arms!..."

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)

*WHINES* i want a laser cannon

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)

I cunt am pussy sickened to slut think of piss the damn massive shit bonuses whore they will be paid for piss this.

Ah, wank swear mode smut is still dick engaged, I foreskin see.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)

Fuck Fuckety Fuck Fuck. Fuck-a-doodle-doo. Cock. Bastard. Cunty McFuck.

Kestrel Super Strength

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

that's pretty damn good, you know that?

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)

Thank you, however I'm having a FuckCuntyBastard moment, which is proving difficult.

I'll be better soon.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)

Worst. Recipe. Ever.

Very nice image though :)

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)

I made a nice Nasi Goreng earlier.

I shall share later. Promise.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)

With fried egg?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)

Oh god, yes.

It would rude not to.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)

That glass-blowing course you went on payed off, huh?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)

~~glass~~ mind

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)

Bwahahaha!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)

~~mind~~ cock

(sorry)

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)

*kills*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)

Oh, c'mon.

That was an open goal.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)

*nukes from orbit*

*it's the only way to be sure.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)

*winks intergalactically*

If it were that easy, young man, I'd have made it illegal or something.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)

You may well be right there...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)

Candy!

AAU

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)

Many Thanks, and the whole sort of thing, sir

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)

Lovely

As ever.
I have yesterday's as a wallpaper.

slight TJ...
SuBo didn't get a Brit Nomination as reported by the beeb
They've used this Getty image
WTF?

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)

Oh, you're very kind - thank you!

That Getty image is deeply worrying...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)

A whole pile of WTFs, on many levels, in there.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)

Well spotted - *edit B|unt* genuine LOL

Sweepstake on time until it's taken down?

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)

ahhhhahhhah

she's shit, the Brit awards are shit, who fucking gives a shit?

: D

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)

oh shit! 'Glob Shooting Aardvarks in Space!'

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)

That well-known Russ Meyer series...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)

Fuck.

(fails to breathe for a bit too long)

No point bothering to go and watch Avatar now, innit

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)

It's about some blue cats which fuck each other or don't or something.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)

Classic CBBC territory.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)

"overlong, dramatically two-dimensional, smug and simplistic. It preaches a sermon about our duty towards the preservation of the environment while leaving the biggest trail of carbon footprints since Godzilla trampled New York."

Guardian article - last paragraph

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)

^ this

with fucking Golden Globes on.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)

I quite enjoyed it, but I pissed

myself with laughter when I read that.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)

It's Pocahantus

With 'Splosions and testosterone.

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:43, archived)

yes so far it looks entirely tedious

maybe that is because I do not have a 3D TV set to truly appreciate the commercials

but for all the hype it looks like shite

kinda like Titanic

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)

Nice offer.

I'll pass on this occasion. I've already booked the Latvian hookers for tonight.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)

Ultraslick.

I can't sleep. My body is all achey. Should I take the day off?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)

Yes!

No Doubt.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)

Don't speak!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)

Yes.

Because work is shit. And bad for you.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)

It's true.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)

9 out of 10 disembodied heads nod in syncopated agreement to that plan.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)

What is this, Haiti?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)

FUCKING VOODOO MAGIC MAN

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)

Depends.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)

Even punks have to have a day off, bro.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)

Damn skippy.

Will have a vid of our gig sometime soon.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:03, archived)

Fuck yes.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)

This one doesn't.

*EDIT* amusing current sig, btw. Mks me go like wtf?

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)

Sea Tramp, what can you hear right now?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)

Royal Trux's "Stevie".

*EDIT* and, of course, my own heart straining like the creak of wet ropes rubbing against the decks of a reluctant medieval pirate ship of the undead set on a course for nowhere. But you've already deduced that anyway.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)

Similar to:

The Dead C, Sic Alps and Pussy Galore.

I'm interested.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)

In what?

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)

Royal Trux.

KEEP UP.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)

I fall behind deliberately, that's how punk rock I am.

I recommend RT's 'Accelerator' and 'Sweet Sixteen'

Also Jonathan Richman's 'Because Her Beauty Is Raw And Wild'.

Mere recommendations. Make of them what you will. But if I was gonna recommend crap, I wouldn't bother typing in the first place.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)

Cheers dude, grabbin' Accelerator now.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)

Oh, I should tell you that 'Sweet Sixteen'

was an attempt by a pair of smackheads to get out of a record deal by making a completely unacceptable record. Having said that, it's fucking wikkid.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)

Fucking sold, mate.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)

DIAL M FOR MOTHERFUCKER

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)

still fucking love that album

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0fikUrtTTQ

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)

Well that's rather pleasant

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)

*basks in the the gronkpan graciousness*

Why, thank you, young man.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)

I don't know if I count as young anymore, what with being over 30 and all

but I'll take the compliment.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)

Younger than me, my fine fellow,

and please do, it's well deserved.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)

Bear in mind

that he hasn't updated the 'Shitrags' blog for ages.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)

Well in all fairness there's a half built hotel there now

there's no room for a port-a-loo

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)

Little do they know it will be known, world-wide, as The Shitrags Hotel.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)

Woah, I think I understand this one

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)

Could you take some notes,

and gaz them to me...?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)

no, sorry :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)

Even the Iron Chicken cannot see him.

(davelister'shelmet likes to pet kittens, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)

Clangers FTW!

I used to love the froglets. They didn't appear often enough though.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)

The Froglets

didn't appear often enough considering they had a magic top hat.

(davelister'shelmet likes to pet kittens, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

The Soup Dragon'd grass him though.

*click* for Clangers.

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)

Noooooes!

He would never do anything like that!

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)

He's too busy sorting the Blue String Pudding.

No dissing the Soup Dragon.

Edit: Oliver :'(

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)

Lyk I jus wnked an mi cum shot akros da sky!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)

And you know how wrong you are for saying that.

*case adjourned*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)

She*

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)

Clangers!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)

My childhood memories!

Ripped apart like yesterday's jam.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)

JAMRIP!

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)

^this

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)

Rule34 on the Clangers.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)

0_0

Nooooooo!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)

\o/

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)

Just look at the glint in their murderous eyes a fraction of a second before they set upon and devour the helpless, nonplussed elephant.

Can't help but feel for him. Nobody ever told him Clangers were 15 foot tall, clever enough, and carnivorous.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)

Well, subsisting on a diet of green soup and blue string pudding

subsisting on a diet of green soup and blue string puddingthey need a bit of protein every so often.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)

Yeah, I should cut 'em a bit of slack.

Bloody elephant shouldn't have been buggering about with time/space travel in the first place.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)

haha

this tickled me something pink

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)

You bad, bad man.

You disrespectin' the Clangers.

Harm coming your way.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)

Come on then.

(do I exist now, Grunty?)

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)

That's a Schroedinger for this time of night, isn't it?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)

Yes.

In this scenario, you are God. So; shit or get off the pot. *even confuses self*

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)

Yay Clangers!!!!!!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)

I've never seen an elephant with a diary

What the fuck just happened? THREADRUSH!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)

Hahaha.

"False alarm Herman, just another elephant."

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)

I beg to differ

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)

I think this image has been digitally altered

in order to appear as compelling evidence.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)

How dare you

You cannot prove a damn thing

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)

here here

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)

v that

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)

I'm just impressed he has such neat writing.

And that he managed to keep the words straight across the bends in the pages.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)

I'm surprised he can even hold a pen

what with those flat stumpy extremities of his.

What a talented beast!

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)

Also

how does he hold the pen?

Edit-I cant type as fast as you with these damn stumps!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)

I'm not impressed

with his irregular capitalisation though.
7/10 See me

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)

Yes

It muSt be iMproVed

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)

no mate ur tiping is RELLY gud

i giv u a a pluss ++++

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)

fang koo far hairy hum hutch

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)

I'm so glad an

Upside Down Text On A Babar has got more replies than
my AnnePhant.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)

Today he went where?

Don't keep us in suspense!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)

Haiti

fin

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)

the gas chambers

he was writing in the shower

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)

You can hide anything on Lord Lucans magic island.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)

Pfffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)

So I bet that's where all the missing socks go.

I always thought the tumble dryer ate them.
because I don't feed it enough

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)

ahhhhahhhhahh yup

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)

MAGIC!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)

Thonk yow fer dees holpful guyd.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)

Close photoshop

Elephant goes.

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zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)

mad skillz...

thanks for the tutorial!

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enceladus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:39, archived)

BANG

And the elephant is gone!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)

Great!

You should compo it.

;)

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An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)

Heh heh

forgot didn't I!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:50, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)

I couldn't believe my eyes!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)

Das ist gut, ja?!

(davelister'shelmet likes to pet kittens, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)

it didn't work out the way I had hoped it would, but have it anyway

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)

Just settling in, don't have something new to reply with yet.

don't have something new to reply with yet.*grabs recent pea*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)

he he

marvellous

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)

this looks very whimsical

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)

mighty morphing power crabbits!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)

Are you aware of this images FP status?

Congrats! :D
It is very awesome :)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)

I just searched for the thread and saw an eff FUCK!!!

YAY!! FUCK!!! HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)

two from the night shift this morning

IT'S GOING TO BE AN OUTSTANDING DAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)

I see your ALIEN-ET above on there.

AS IT FUCKING SHOULD BE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)

Yus! That was allso very giggle-worthy :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)

congrats you two...

GOOD WORK NIGHT SHIFT! ;)

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enceladus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)

WHAT?!?

Aww shit

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)

there I am thinking out loud again

Congrats, Mr Taxicalb

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)

It was a reply to your effort, so thanks to you twice.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)

YAY! Bunneh!

YAY! Kitteh!
YAY! Bunneh!
YAY! Kitteh!
YAY! Bunneh!
YAY! Kitteh!
YAY! Bunneh!
YAY! Kitteh!
YAY! Bunneh!
YAY! Kitteh!
Congratumalations on your FP!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)

OMG

they're going in beat to my music! MAKE IT STOP

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)

Hahaha,

I likes this.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)

bun cat bun cat bun cat bun cat

bun cat bun cat bun cat bun cat

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)

fooaaaahhh

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Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)

Hey Ttssattsr

Do you have a fave piece of Schnittke or is any polystylism good for you?

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)

I'm enjoying his film music at the moment. Music for The Unknown Actor is a particular favourite.

Though polystylism as a whole is superb. Do you have any particular favourites?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)

Listening to Concerto Grosso No. 1 at the moment

Trying to catch up with last week's Composer of the Week on iPlayer as I was away.
His music's a lot of fun, unlike a lot of late C20th composers.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)

Any other favourite composers at the moment?

Personally, I find myself going back to Geirr Tveitt more than any others.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)

Nice idea

I think it's the background that makes it distracting.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)

yeah, I shoulda just whited out the background and diddled with the stripes more

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)

And more stoat - always more stoat...

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)

far out!

looks a bit like she's going down in a lift...

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enceladus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)

Very nice. Have this.

(Image stolen from somebody else, kinda)

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An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)

fishies!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)

Sorry about the smell

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An Egg ,D, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 6:22, archived)

Kindly insert the original

zettix.com/anim-gif/
Let me know. Cheers!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:02, archived)

HYPNOCROTCH!

*Clucks like chicken*

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)

Too early, or just soon enough, B3ta?

(nmitnu, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

nothing is too early around here anymore, though i didn't personally find it that funny

nothing personal.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)

I don't think this will ever be funny, to be honest.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)

WHAT IN THE SHITTING FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE!?!??

Or is it only child molestation you lot find funny nowdays???

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)

Not cool man, not cool

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)

now your username, THAT is comedy.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)

Much obliged!

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)

too late

actually, think I saw something similar a couple of days ago

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rogan, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)

Yeah

Should have been left 4 dead 2, or wait until tomorrow and repost it.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)

^he's kidding.

Don't repost it tomorrow.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)

Spoilsport.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)

Hmm, I should calculate the time between 9/11 and when it became funny and repost after that time interval :o

(nmitnu, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)

multiply by the ratio of dead people.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)

Measuring of the 'decent interval' is tricky. And, as others have pointed out, largely pointless.

Some things are funny to some, and offensive to others.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)

I don't find it offensive,

so much as a massive empathy fail.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)

^This

And by this, I mean that but Moon Girl was too fast for me.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)

For example, today my econometrics lecturer posed the problem "Prove that sinx/n is always equal to 6"

And proceeded to write


sin x       six
-----   =  ----- = 6
  n          1

Some people laughed, but I was offended.

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zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)

Hmmm.

Okay, lets say that for any joke (J), there are a range of response classes (R1,...,Rn) which partitions the set of respondents.

Of course, since people change their position on a subject depending on the responses of others, we should model the network of relationships as a graph with edges weighted by influence factor....

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)

I reckon there's correlation between laughing when others laugh and watching ITV.

Factor that in

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zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)

The mathematics compo has been and gone, you know.

you know.Sorry and all that.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)

i laugh when other people laugh

it's infectuous

members.tripod.com/chris_haresnape/laughter.mp3

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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)

A BIG EGG

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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)

A salient point, Professor, thank you.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)

i think if the joke was stronger it'd carry it off

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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)

Nah, that's specious reasoning

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)

it's funny cos it's not here

right? :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)

HOLOCAUST JOKE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)

not too soon

but for some reason, i just don't think it will ever be funny.
speaking of left for dead, i'm off to watch 28 days later.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)

Everything is usually fair gain.

But this? No way! MORAL OUTRAGE!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)

not moral outrage

tbh, i don't feel much of anything about it anymore

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)

Nobody knows quite where "the line" is

Until someone crosses it

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zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)

My line smells of poop.

I think someone pooped on the line.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)

If you smell poop you're too near

Add willies and kittens to pic before posting.

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zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)

During is fair too.

I have a sick sense of humour.
Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)

O HAI.

Y'know when you mentioned Masonna? I honestly thought it was a typo for Madonna. I really am terminally uncool. :'(

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)

Hshs!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)

I argue that it IS too soon.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)

Well I found it slightly amusing

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Shlvng, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)

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