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Oh hai!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)

Echo Beach

Far away in time....

*edit* er yes -woo also :)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)

Ace tune.

Love that tune.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

I wonder just how many Muffins Martha had...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

I am about to google her - I have never seen a picture of her

So herewith note this down for posteriety:

I currently imagine her to be (at that time) pretty, slim, with blonde hair that is perhaps crimped, and enough make-up to look a little gothy/punky but not too over-the-top, and about 20-25 years of age.

I will leave this here for my reaction:

EDIT: OK - so I fucked that up.

She seems to have improved with age, though.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)

hahahahahahh

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)

Office Clerk....

WOO to Prod's smashin' pic :)

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Ninj, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

Ninj Ning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)

Noon Bilbo!

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Ninj, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)

hey mango!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)

KILL IT!

and 'woo'

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)

hahahah, he's ace :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)

COCKFEST II

Its nearly that time of year again and the people of the sleepy North Shropshire village of Cockshutt are warming up for the annual Cockfest. This year being there second festival they have cleverly called it Cockfest II!

For this and "ALL THE big up & coming events take a look at cockshuttvillage.com/CockshuttVillage/Events.html

Sleepy little villages u gotta love em :)

(pirate_cat, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)

Funniest reply wins a kitten:

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zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)

Do NOT try the veal.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)

SHITTING ARSEBISCUITS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)

this wins!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)

I'm giving everyone until 12:37

Then the kitten is being given away. At the moment to the one that made me angry least rather than laugh most.

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zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)

Now

How much do you charge for a good, hard shag?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

Four hundred prints of images without rain in them.

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zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)

Ooooo that was a bit below the belt.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)

I didn't know he gave dance lessons.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)

COCK

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)

Up his sleevies!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)

spammy cock

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)

Disgusted,

Tunbridge Wells

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)

well i would be too

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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)

Quick, to the b3tamobile; I'm driving!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)

bagsy the front seat!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)

there's no airbag, and watch out for the hole in the floor.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)

~~driving~~ drinking

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)

are you saying i'm drunk... I'm not drunk.... *hic* I can drive with my eyes closed, I'm that sober.. *stumbles and falls*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)

Horrified

Ashby-de-la-Zouche

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)

Fucking hell

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)

I was looking for a fat Chinese chef

bu found that for the source instad...

Night all!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

fine fine

(pirate_cat, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

Sorry, I don't get to post it that often...

Nothing personal, you understand.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)

But, the bummage he will recieve will be

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)

The worst part is;

he did. First. But still came here as well.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)

This always manages to make me smile

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)

Mildly Perturbed

Thornton- Le-Willows

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)

aroused, woolfardisworthy

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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)

Congrats on your new Community Centre heated partly by a ground-source heat pump.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)

Spiritually Awakened

Rochdale

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

You won a kitten

cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kitten-trumpet-560.jpg?w=560&h=557

Well that brightened my ten minutes at least.

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zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)

yer maw!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

if only we had a Links board....... Oh.....

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)

I blame Todd Stitzer

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)

I blame Airbrushed David Scameron.

or hitler.

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)

This wasn't funny when you posted it on /links a few seconds ago

it's even more not funny now.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)

Cockshutt-cum-Petton Parish Council

*weeps*

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doog Don't read this., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)

Umm...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)

"round the corner EMINATES THE VERY FUMES OF DEATH, AND THE ETERNAL MISERY THAT LIES THEREIN!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)

you've been to Slough, then

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)

hahaha

er, yuck

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)

The small, self-satisfied smile on creepy store holder man

really makes this.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)

I love fatty's expression :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)

I like this very much

In a ewww kind of way.

(Dr Frank, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)

hahahhahaha, the kid on the right, you can tell he's just about to vomit with extreme force.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)

awesome

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)

:D more quality HT produce

loving the facial expressions.

Shame there wasn't one consuming the 'milk' otherwise I could've used a 'facial' pun there.

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)

Breaking news

(D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)

*blinks*

My god it jumped bigger! I thought my screen was suddenly rushing at my face!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)

News is very important

it is good to read the news

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)

He looks terribly familiar.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)

He was the Predator in that movie "stop, or my mom will shoot".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)

ENORMOUS PICTURE SHOOTS DOWN B3TA

6 people nearly outraged

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)

I feel like writing a strongly-worded email, I really do.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)

I have done so very often

but they're clogging up my Drafts folder

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)

Hahaha venting without causing offence!

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)

Political correctness gone mad!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)

i just clicked on my /board tab and thought it was an old news.bbc tab

i'm a fuckin jeenius me

it made me do a rlol when i realised though

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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)

He he he very good!

I thought I had clicked the wrong link there and landed on BBC News. Yes I know about the filesize laws but this size made this particular image far more LOLable to me.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)

it pleases me to see that there's been no goose-stepping in this thread

so far, anyway

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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)

The movie 'First Blood' takes place in Oregon.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)

I had a nasty shock this morning

This is a genuine screen capture from my News Alerts:

RIS?
\

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)

you drove her to it, man!

you pushed her over the edge, and now we're all going to pay

eep

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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

Just a quick-n-dirty

(thanatos, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)

Pfffftbury.

Ning all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)

it's like winning the choccie lottery

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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)

There'll be no more buns where you're off mate.

Click for bigger (70 kb)

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)

snngghhmpff!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)

*Did*

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Ninj, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)

Jesus.

That is SO wrong and so brilliant.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)

This.

In all the sexy ways.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)

She just looks so pleased to have finally had her cherry popped

and he's so pleased that he popped it.

God, it's sickening.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)

Kate and Gerry McCann?

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)

oh good god... that's horrific... Very woo :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)

oh god oh god oh god oh god!

*hunts frantically for mindbleach*

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Now I need some of this.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)

dont you hate it when you spill coffee on your paper

that may possibly be me

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FIEND, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)

Lily Allen?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)

Thom Yorke?

nicely done.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)

Inspired by an earlier post from Jamnog...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)

Hahahaha yes I saw that.

Boba Fett's ship (Slave 1) looks a bit like an elephant...

from a certain angle

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)

I see what you mean

www.starstore.com/acatalog/slave_1_diecast_L1.jpg

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)

That is superbly done!

Woo yay and click ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)

hahahhahahah! Brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)

nerdily ilted

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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)

arf

super

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)

This is who I'd get to hide an elephant for me

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)

I loved that guy!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:35, archived)

heheheh

me too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)

Top chap.

I'm suprised Gordon Brown hasn't hired him to tell the world there isn't a leadership issue.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)

Hahahaha

There is no recession. The global downturn is infidel propaganda.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)

Aye

He's dead, unfortunately. Hung himself when it finally became aparent that there WERE Americans in Baghdad.

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)

He's not dead

He gave himself up and was let go without charge by the sniggering Americans who managed to not commit suicide at the gates of Baghdad.

He lives in the UAE.

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Dervel OTBC, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)

I stand corrected.

I must have just been fooled by devious American propaganda!

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)

:D nicely

Hello morning crowd, here's this from last night
www.b3ta.com/board/9879536

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)

Oh Toasty!

That's wonderful!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)

ffs

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)

The old ones, are indeed, the old ones ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)

some of us weren't born when they were last told ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)

I still have the original etchings

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:08, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)

;)

(TallJim, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)

hahahaha

*clicks hard*

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FIEND, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)

hahahahah

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)

nearly time for elevenses

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Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)

yup

I've got a Napple

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)

HONK!

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)

PARP!

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Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)

Tortoises are so versatile!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)

Jesus built my car.

It's a love affair.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)

what's that from

I know that it's sampled by Lab4 in their track "Dingaling"

(The Director of Directing, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)

The Ministry

Jesus Built My Hotrod

For which the lyric is "Dingalinga dangalonglinglong, dingalingdangadoooong ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)

ning

just the socks -

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)

Very thin elephant (don't forget to compo it :))

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doog Don't read this., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:40, archived)

It's certainly hidden well

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)

Stripy sox phoar!

morning good sir

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)

ning sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:40, archived)

Ooooh, I likes :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:44, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:46, archived)

I wouldn't mind hiding my elephant in her.

Etc.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:46, archived)

hahhaa

why is always sexual innuendo in your posts ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)

Coz he likes to stick one in?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)

I like to knock one out when there's an opportunity.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:56, archived)

wanna see where I'm hiding an elephant?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)

Silly riverghost!

Peanuts is not elephants!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:55, archived)

Actually you can tell I'm hiding an elephant in the cellar as I've had to put all the dead crack whores in the back garden.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:58, archived)

...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:03, archived)

*sockplodes*

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)

hahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)

I used to wear socks like that for 5-a-side

shock and awe tactics

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:57, archived)

it works for me

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:00, archived)

Jesse, how does one go about creating this sort of thing (the socks)?

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doog Don't read this., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)

just use the pen tool in photoshop

to trace over a photo (or socks) :D i can send you the psd file if you want it :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)

yes pease :)

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doog Don't read this., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)

top work, rev!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)

Hooray for stripey socks!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:14, archived)

Sexeh teim!

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Joliet, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)

thats ace!

Mictoboy is great at soc vectors :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)

*adjusts*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)

I say!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)

The more I see this

the more I want those stripy socks

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Joliet, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)

they are pretty cool

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)

noice :)

purdy socks.

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)

fank ya

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)

I'm guessing it's you who has done the modelling?

*rubs thighs*

*drools a little*

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)

I know

Where you got the source pic. Dirty boy.

(Snowflake, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)

damn sexy

givin' me the fucking horn

(eyes, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)

First go at a comp. Am I doin it right?

(Benobiwan, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:17, archived)

Top Noob action

That's brilliantly done sir and full of hummus

You have the first click of the day!

*edit* - you might want to shrinkerise it a touch though...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)

OMG! You're .02k over the file limit!

*runs to an extremely small bunker*

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)

this should help you get in

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)

a ninjaed poster?!:O

[insert 'eat me' gag here]

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)

hahahaha, nicely done!

good ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)

Ning Fella

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)

howdy, bobs, how's it going?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)

fair to middling

there's a load of work on - but we're waiting on artwork, approval etc- so this morning is thumb-twiddling time

by Friday we'll be backs to the wall - hell for leather (mmm - Judas Priest) and up to our necks in rush job printing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)

Hmm

I'm waiting for the texts for three websites at the moment. I have four projects running now (and another two coming up soon), and only one of them have their homework done. The rest hadn't even started on the moment they were due.
Guess who is going to have to make up for lost time in the end?*

* hint: it's not me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)

is it Jane Seymour?

In the freelance world - I'm still finishing off the never-ending website and waiting on info for a prospective new project - doesn't help that my email forwarder is a bit dodgy at the moment...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)

It is! She'll be very cross once she hears the news, I tell you.

Is the never ending website earning you more money by the hour?
Or are you just putting in more time with no extra pay?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:01, archived)

the latter

It's a fixed fee job - and she's taking the mickey somewhat

and I'm letting her...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)

Is she the pretty one?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)

not sure

only ever seen a photo from the rear....

what are you on about?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)

One of your websites you've asked me for help with is for an actress or something

never mind.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)

She has to know that you can't go on like this forever

Kidnap her and feed her to the hamsters!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)

hehe, sounds like a fun week :D

I've just got a new junior designer in, so I'm having to get him settled in today... As well as managing the rest of the team...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)

good stuff sir

I'm just pootling along as ever... closest thing I ever got to managing anyone was when we had a Junior Designer last year - but we had to make her Redundant when we all took 10% paycuts last April

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)

ugh... that sucks.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)

Good morning theoriginalsteve

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)

nings medi!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)

Ning Stevie!

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Ninj, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:40, archived)

ningles Ninj!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)

haha

yes!

I have had similar experiences involving a friend wearing tie-dye jeans, a horrid flowery sofa and too many mushrooms

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)

This is superb.

If anyone says otherwise, you have my permission to hunt them down, and drag them from their beds in the middle of the night, into the middle of the street, and shoot them there and then in front of their crying family.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)

Otherwise.

*runs away*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)

*starts the clock*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)

What is it with the new folk recently?

They're producing good stuff!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)

^this

haha woo

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FIEND, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)

Ha ha nice!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)

Nope. Can't see an elephant.

Must be good then. Well done that chap/chappess :)
*click*

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Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)

That's 'cos it's hiding.

It's this weeks compo - "How do you hide an elephant?".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:47, archived)

IS IT? I thought it was just a lovely pic of a floral settee.

That'll explain why I haven't seen any all week. Crafty bastards. :)

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Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)

You know what elephants are like

Absolute pansies. They're terrified of nearly everything. It's ironic, considering they're technically the biggest thing in the world.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:56, archived)

Absolutely tops and brill

welcome - keep 'em coming

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)

So hold on...

...the US Army designed their camouflage to work best in old ladies' houses?

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)

'ning

(TallJim, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:48, archived)

yay another day of this shit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:50, archived)

They all say they can't go on like this

but still they do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:52, archived)

HAHAHAA DAVID CAMERON!!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:55, archived)

POLOLOROFLTICS

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:07, archived)

Morning Griff

what's the sig about?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:16, archived)

Morning Bobs

Its socio-pololotical mockery of people who join Facebook scare groups

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)

ahhh - nothing beats it...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:32, archived)

*joins*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:43, archived)

^this

hopefully people will start linking them...hmmm

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:58, archived)

This.

The stupid masses distracted by rhetoric obscuring the fact that every single politician is only in politics for personal gain and not to promote anyone's cause other than their own lols

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:59, archived)

DC's not just in it for himself

He's doing it for his school chums too.

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zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:04, archived)

Hahaha

But yes he is.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:06, archived)

I have a bit of wood with a nail in it. when do we storm parliament?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)

Hush!

That's illegal, you terrorist!

Now shut up, drink your beer and watch television.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:06, archived)

Overthrow capitalism and replace it with something nicer

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:09, archived)

something that involves beauty, poetry, and kittinzes

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)

And chocolate cake

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)

yay another day of the proj being a caustic twat :D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)

I live for these days

ning you utter bunch of cunting cunts

what cunty things will you be cunting about with this fine cunt-filled day?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:07, archived)

'ningles cuntnugget

Today I shall be mostly cunting giraffes.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:09, archived)

HIGH RISE CUNTERY RIGHT THERE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)

cuntery of the highest order!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)

cunts

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)

cunting cunts!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)

I'm planning on killing everyone I meet today

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)

I will be cunting everyone in the fuck that I meet today.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)

Excellent plan

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)

BOTH EXCELLENT PLANS!

cunt in the fuck, then kill them in the cunt

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)

We should start a club or something

CUNT KILLAS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)

I personally think it's a collaboration between the evil David Cameron and Zoo and Nuts

and they are still laughing at you in the distance.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)

The proj is a collaboration between the evil David Cameron and Zoo and Nuts?

it would explain a lot.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)

it'll be this weeks compo probably

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:18, archived)

This week's compo: Hide the soap.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)

'ning

...yourself

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:51, archived)

I have someone to 'ning for me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:13, archived)

I caught

an infection that way

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:54, archived)

I am worried about inflation

BECAUSE I HAVE BRONCHITIS AND THAT KINDA THING IS WORSE FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:02, archived)

"joins in"

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FIEND, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:12, archived)

I wouldn't normally post someone else's work....

But Mrs Boris wanted opinions on her first attempts at pop-art:

I like them, personally.

edit: Mrs Boris says "thanks for the comments" Ta!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:37, archived)

I likes :)

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doog Don't read this., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)

Bloody rubbish.

Do it again.

*is actually woo

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:44, archived)

I like them!

But I have a feeling that the hair should either be more abstract or more realistic. Now some of it looks a bit like twigs or worms.
Still, this is far superior from anything I've done in years, mind.

And in other news:

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:49, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:51, archived)

Bum that pony!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:53, archived)

That's the lastest Duran Duran single isn't it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:00, archived)

Yes. Yes I do!

'ningles mate, ningles board.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:00, archived)

ningles sir!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)

My Blouse Spotter is working

Ning Meds

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:07, archived)

Yay!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)

Both are nicely done style wise. Babby is a bit dull, but that's subjective.

First has a manic edge that I like. So that's; WOOYAY and WOO.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:49, archived)

Mrs Boris has skills

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:49, archived)

This deserves two comments from everyone:

One to say it is ace.
One to say it makes the board better due to the lack of politics.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:03, archived)

Never tried one of these before, sorry its not a political poster

Click for bigger (414 kb)

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doog Don't read this., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:22, archived)

i like it

its ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:26, archived)

Aww!

I like the textures.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)

Oh I hate you types that can art.

I wish I could art. Sadly I have only Blackadderian talent.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:45, archived)

fab!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:50, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:28, archived)

Chewy goodness for beast or man. Or beastly man.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:34, archived)

NYOM NYOM NYOM

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:34, archived)

hahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:38, archived)

Ha!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:14, archived)

Shootin brainlazors in his mouf

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:23, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:50, archived)

mmm...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:55, archived)

I'm hungry now!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:58, archived)

7. Eat

that should sort it :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:59, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:21, archived)

Poor monkey

He lost his drums in the take-over

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:50, archived)

aww

I give up on chocolate. What the hell was the point in that sale. Everything sucks. Etc.

Oh shit. Work was 5 min/1 mile ago/away. And they like you to wear clothes.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)

so much this

I am not looking forward to processed chocolate slice

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:06, archived)

That Neo is looking a bit lardy

Click for bigger (66 kb)

I'm not smart enough to animate it :(

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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:10, archived)

It's a Chinese elephant.

Does he have slit eyes?

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RarelyEvil, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:41, archived)

Well, the board looks like it died a few hours ago...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)

Niceglowtree, brah.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)

I'm still here, and appreciating this arts.

I like this. Where does the ladder go?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)

Makeout city.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 4:41, archived)

Where the grass is green and the girls are slutty?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 4:43, archived)

something like that

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 4:55, archived)

*books flight to New Zealand*

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)

making out right now

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d d, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)

afk: making out

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)

WATCH OUT FOR ELK.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 6:27, archived)

BEWARE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 6:28, archived)

INDEED!

The normal kind are merely homicidal towards
cuntboxes. These are an elk of a different colour.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 6:34, archived)

Erm....

Moose?

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:35, archived)

MØØSE R ELK

Also
DEADLY

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:47, archived)

hahaha!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:44, archived)

They all have such lovely auras

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 4:41, archived)

hai 4chan im /r/ porno can i has sum sauce plz??

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d d, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)

click clack pow sum 1 down it aint me so dnt stress it aint me chill it ant me lol

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)

put a donk on it animes????

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d d, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:24, archived)

2:DGC

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)

oh damn son

daaaaamnnn

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d d, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:41, archived)

Baby I hear the blues a callin, tossed salads and scrambled eggs

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)

Nah, ev'ughn sang it tuh'gthern.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)

I'M KILLIN CUNTS WHEN I HAVE BABY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 6:09, archived)

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:26, archived)

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