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[challenge entry] This MIGHT count...

Then again, maybe not.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# What the fuck is the source pic for this?
Local paper?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)
# I have no idea
(Google FTW)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Maybe someone won a takeaway.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I think that's the chip shop on the way out of St Neots
but then they all look the same these days (racist)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Of course, having chosen your curry...
"Would you like to take out an extended warranty on your curry, which covers you against accidentally dropping it on the way back home.....only an extra £25"
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] This took me fucking ages...
Then photoshop crashed so I had to start again...



Click for bigger (173 kb)


(the original was far better)
EDIT: the crap Formatting on 'BB's' was on the source image. I ain't that shit
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Thank you : )
This took far too much effort for the final result
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Hooray for Foreign Policies!
and your pic :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I like foreign policies...
...big, round, bouncy foreign policies...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I'd pretend to read this.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# And really you'll just be oggling the norks.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)
# It's interesting and informative...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# A Murdoch rag with big tits?
It'll never work!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)
# I'm a fool to myself!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# hahahaha
this is good.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Very nice
However, apart from my wife's Nan, does anyone actually eat this crap?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# dunno
If I have to eat meat-in-a-can (when camping/kayaking in the middle of nowhere), I choose corned beef.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Corned Beef!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fncvjf9c62A
/poor quality vid, but I always think of this when eating the mighty Corned Beef now
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# I love corned beef hash.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# someone must have experimented with corned beef hash & hash
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# No one calls it "corned beef hash" around here.
It's p'taterash, else you're a posh cunt.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I once
smoked a lot of weed and then made a corned beef hash. Does that count?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:37, archived)
# I ate it once...
It was OK I suppose...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I've used it as fishbait but I wouldn't eat it.
Unless I was a viking I suppose...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)
# haha this is crack(l)ing
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I like this.
So I clicked 'I like this'
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I like ^this^
so I clicked 'I Like This'
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# i forgot what i was doing
so i didn't
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Nice one.
*duly clicked*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I see a Pea!
But lovely nonetheless (& duly clicked).
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# it's not a pea
(I've used this joke before, but not in the same way)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Made me shiver
All I could think was "it's got pipes in it!" Veiny Spam... Ug.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Never
put spam in a George Forman
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Because
he'll knock you out.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# yes
this is good
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)
# clever
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I like
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Does it cover
ham-lets?
(, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# She's like
some kind of vile gene-splicing experiment involving Freddie Mercury and Russel Brand
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# FFS
Don't encourage them.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)
# arf! Nice one :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# haha
hats off to you sir
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# bindun?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)
# AAAGGGHHH!!!!
Kill it!!! Kill it!!!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# ha ha
How unexpected!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# *snigger*
"cuum"
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# sracist!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Snigger is a perfectly innocent word.
I wouldn't have said it if it had anything to do with those darkies.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# CHORTLE!
So hey I need help. I think I've narrowed down my choice of games to play until the sun comes up to: Okami or Wind Waker. Opinions plos.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I don't know what Okami is, and I haven't played Wind Waker.
I am unqualifired to answer this question. Therefore; Okami.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I would say Wind Waker, cos it's Zelda
though it is the poorest one of the newer Zeldas, in my opinion. Felt like it was over far too quickly.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Not if you get EVERY object and complete EVERY side task.
The challenge pit alone will keep you going for ages!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# True,
I just don't remember it being as fun as Ocarina Of Time or Twilight Princess. It's still a great game though!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Too quickly? Oh maaan.
Also: still my favourite Zelda. Don't get me wrong, MM and OoT were good, and TP was okay but Wind Waker just stands out as something special to me. There's lots of arguments against it, admittedly, but hell I even enjoy sailing around.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
The excitement of just sailing randomly then suddenly getting a little shudder through the controller. TREASURE AHOY!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# There's so much awesome stuff out on the seas. Shootin' arrows into cyclone frogs, submarines, fairy isles. Shitrox.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Sorry
if you've already seen this, but...

www.last.fm/music/Team+Teamwork/The+Ocarina+of+Rhyme

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# MF Doom at Lon Lon Ranch? Haha fuck yes.
Cheers, Two 'Ats.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# haha nice!
edit: Jay Z meets the owl - epic win.

That owl was fucking annoying in the game though...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
Did you get all that? Would you like me to start over?
a a a oh fffuck.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)
# noooooo!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Oh wow.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Wind Waker
You'll play it 'til the sun comes up, goes down and comes up again several times over.
Excellent game.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Thanks. I could spend hours hanging out on Windfall Island alone.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I NO!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# okami is pretty
but very dull for much of the time. You fight the same set of creatures 10000billions times. very tedious.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# totally agree
it's LAAAAAAAME!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Also this bread isn't Hovis!
It's Hoovis! lolololololololol.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Wahey! :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Also:
vacuum cleaners
milk
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# haha
i was just about to post this very thing! ;)
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 8:59, archived)
# As a resident of Tiptree
I have no option but to click this. The fact it made me realol is an added bonus.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Great pic and all..
But why's she spreading the butter with a spoon?
stupid bint
(, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quick one. The Catholic Church is a company right?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# If you mean
the boss is vastly overpaid and lives in luxury, the people who actually do the hard work are underpaid, and the customers don't even know what they are getting for their money; I'd say yes.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# That's not the sheen of pvc, that's the sheen of a cum glaze.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I thought
Martin was the Sheen of PVC, and Charlie was the Sheen of Cum Glaze. What does that make Emilio?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I don't know who 2 of those 3 are.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Sorry
Martin Sheen
Charlie Sheen
Emilio Estevez

*gets coat*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)
# A can of furniture polish?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Rushed. Sorry.
What happens when you synergise the digital media expertise of b3ta, with the domestic organisation expertise of Betterware?

Photobucket
(and yes, the comic sans is there to annoy you)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Dolby buys out BBC, tv programmes change radically...

(NHS=National Hertz Service)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Ironic use of the sans is a pro's tool young padawan.
Be careful, you may find yourself burned.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Thanks for the advice
I suppose it is a bit crap, on further reflection. Just a single weak pun, and a faint theme of "storage". I can think of several things wrong with it, and the fonts are just one. I'll have another go tomorrow, circumstances permitting.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody Foreigners
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)
# I actually quite like this one.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# argh
made me smile
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] wetter than a new orleans basement...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Battenburg Motor Works
M series would be with more Marzipan
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmm, cayke!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)
# hmmmm... Battenburgische Marzipan Werke
:)
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# You can never
Have enough marzipan!!!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Alpina version has icing on top ;-)
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# And you can
almost hear David Mitchell as the voice of the trouser press. Nice!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)
# It's what he was always destined to be...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Yes
Maybe an idea for the next Transformers movie?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Haha
David Mitchell is... Corbytron!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# not sure why
but I was thinking more Chris Barrie, but you could be right also
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 3:48, archived)
# Trouserpress trouserpress.
Trouserpress trouserpress trouserpress trouserpress trouserpress...trouserpress!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)
# It's much better than
a pre-fabricated concrete coal bunker.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# TROUSER IT TO ME
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Do you like Soul Music?
.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] June 2010 : Sinclair Research buys out b3ta
And announces a server upgrade...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha
actual lol moment here
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# haha!
magic.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Sainsburys. Down wiv da txt spk lol :) m8
...and the random capitalisation. And the syntax error [/vic 20]



Click for bigger (90 kb)

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Sloppy.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# 27th birthday today.
Got ID'd for a lottery ticket.
Fuck off Tesco.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# I got asked for ID for some fucking razor blades in the Asda a few months ago. I am 32 ffs.
Happy Birthday.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Don't you need an emo card to buy them?
You must be *this* depressed to end it all, but not before writing a poem about it.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Ahh bollocks, I must remember next time to lay off the black eye liner.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# In another 10 years
you will be chuffed as fuck if that happens.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the glory year
where I never get asked at all.

Never going to fucking happen.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
even worse is the grammar!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# The grammar is even worse, Mr Yoda
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# i know
I edited it, then edited it back, 'cos it's nice to sound like Yoda once in a while.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Nice it is
once in a while :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# you tell him chumpers!
Can't stand these people what comes over here and don't even learn themselves how to speak good!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Yeah, In't dat wot dem skool's is 4, learnin people ow to speak proper an shit.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# That's quite rubbish,
for about umpteen different reasons.

I spotted an ambiguous notice on the bus today, but it's got nothing on that abomination.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Christ that's awful.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Go back in
and ask how old the person that typed that shitball of text into the computer is.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Is this written on a slice of Battenburg?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Oh. What a hilarious and skillful piece of photoshopping.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Oh no it isn't....
... particularly as my photoshopping skill begins and ends at printing something, writing over it in biro and scanning it. It's all too real...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)
# then you shouldn't really have posted it
on a forum for photoshopped images
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Ah, now I get it...
...sorry folks
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# No I think this is fine.
No need to be a jerk, Monsieur.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# If we don't flame them, they'll never learn.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Also: their customer info is asking them not to be offended?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I hate TK Maxx's "alway upto 70% off" signs...
IT MEANS FUCK ALL!

But Sainsbury's...for shame. Maybe the manger's special.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# u
21,Please
i.d-Cards
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit subtle
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# reverend felcher
I may have met him when I was a choirboy
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# This is rather good.
I think I shall click it.

:)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Mmmmm.
There was me thinking, "clever, it's MacDonna, but why's it not red?"
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# ew
I'm not licking that
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# nononono. yes
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Well done, you have achieved the impossible
and made a Creme Egg seem unappealing
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# result :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I saw an ad in the job section of the metro earlier for this very product.
Wankers wanted.Good rates.Work from home.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# A crowning achievement !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Would you like a cup of tea, now?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# It's got cocaine in it!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# No, not that, the other thing.
Raisins!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Supoib
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Lois? Is that you?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# "we gotta get outta this place"
"if it's the last thing we evah do" :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Best one yet
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Excellent
*rushes off to put kettle on*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# G'wan back . . . you got mo room !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
proper funny
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)
# *Awaits animation*
Nicely ;)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# scarily ITN no longer supply commercial stations
now Sky handle all commercial news....

*hides under bed*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Also,
the new ITV news music and graphics seem to have been directly lifted from Brasseye.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# comin' atchya
48 hours a day....*cancels tv license*:)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)

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